And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC!
Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent WWIII if Putin will just move to Florida!’
Top 10 Trump promises if he becomes president again
10. ‘I will keep men out of women’s shorts (I mean SPORTS’)
9. ‘I will hold China responsible for unleashing COVID’ & for the bad ‘egg foo young’ I had last night! Urp!
8. We’ll continue to look for Hilary’s emails in Hunter Biden’s laptop!
7. No president will be shut out of social media ever again or in our bedroom, Melania!
6. We’ll only have ‘paper ballots,’ every political party will have their own ‘drop box’ & Mike Pence will give out 8×10 glossies of me!
5. ‘I want to re-name schools’ – starting with Donald Trump Junior High & cafeterias featuring ‘The McTrump Filet of Tastes like Chicken’!
4. My border wall will show movies only on the Mexican side! Free popcorn! Drinks $100, no Pesos!
3. We will keep using gas stoves & gas guzzling cars & apologize to Elon Musk with a fruit basket!
2. When I win, April Fool’s Day will be a day off & ‘We’re going to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue & we’re going to the Capitol’… and find restrooms!
And #1…
Now I’m experienced & know the people in Washington – my maid who washes my underwear, my plumber who cried & said WTF & the secret service wimp who wouldn’t give me the wheel on January 6th!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play.Her hilarious book “CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS” On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, “OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS”!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417 “Living proofyou don’t have to be a success to write a Memoir”!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
It’s easy to get stuck in our ruts in the age of the internet, losing our wanderlust.
An old friend, former diplomat and world traveler, recently emailed a somewhat defeatist message: “I have lost my wanderlust lately and my reliance on my memories has increased.”
I understand her completely. Between the restrictions of Covid and the anxiety of finding oneself on an overnight flight to Lisbon seated next to an NRA-spear-carrier (not Paul and Ingrid in Casablanca), I and some of my culturally nettled friends decided to become electronic exiles for the near future.
Access to Internet with its domains and platforms allows us to reach out even as we stay within restricted boundaries. Expansion of our horizons via WWW in a time of political boa-constriction has become gradually our mode of travel. Though our exploratory wings are pinioned, our minds still are airborne on the wings of poetry.
A centrifugal existence has replaced a centripetal one. We hope to restore balance to the equation when our lives return to something like normal and the Reds and the Blues can, well, at least get along.
From the time the “whilom” (a word he should look up) dominator encouraged us to quaff a cleaning agent to the present when “publish or perish” may be replaced with “perish if you publish the truth about US history,” many imaginary signatories of the Constitution have chosen to lead a kind of samizdat existence.
A few local sciatic emeriti with enlightened views, if we may say so ourselves, have formed a reading group in which we discuss travel literature: Homer’s Odyssey; Dickens’ Travels in America; Hemingway’s Green Hills of Africa; Freya Stark’s The Journey’s Echo, A History of the World in 500 Walks….
In fact, we’ve formed two versions of our Junto Club (Ben Franklin’s 1727 circle): in person and Zoom. We meet on a member’s deck in fair weather and go virtual when it’s inclement or when we wish to add a world-watcher with a different point of view. None of us ever has slept in a yurt and had yogurt for breakfast in the company of camels. We’re looking for an Inner Mongolia expert.
Somewhat self-imprisoned, we also watch and discuss movies from the time of Buster Keaton through A Night at the Operaand Chaplin’s Modern Times to Woody Allen’s Sleeper, Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein, Steve Martin’s Bowfinger, and even the whacky Three Stooges.
We’re becoming experts in the history of film-comedy in an effort to laugh through the current “culture wars.” We prefer the madcap antics in these movies to the verbal brickbats being hurled in Congress by some atavistic members who confuse rational debate with Mixed Martial Arts in which the “loyal opposition” becomes the “Masked Caveman from Canarsie.”
There are unplanned benefits as well: our group, only colleagues at first, has become friends; raised in the age of the type-writer, if not the quill, our tech skills have improved, even if we think that “artificial intelligence” still means “a substitution of slogans for thought.” Orwell’s 1984 is one of our secular-sacred books.
There’s biological and literary precedent for our burrowing in and imagining a life out-there during a “winter of our discontent.” Artic foxes hibernate under the ice and don’t emerge until a touch of spring is in the air, and John Keats wrote famously about the possibilities and pleasures of travel through poetry in “On First Looking into Chapman’s Homer”:
Much have I traveled in the realms of gold And many goodly states and kingdoms seen. Round many western islands have I been Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold.
Keats (1795-1821) never got to Greece, but he had been there in his poetic imagination. As much as we might long to leave “on a jet plane” and “not come back again” until America becomes functionally unified, we’re doing our best to expand our global panorama through the light-filled vistas that literature and film make possible for our group to see together. Not holding out for a “glorious summer,” we’re waiting simply for “more light” (Goethe’s last words).
Howard R. Wolf is the author o Far-Away Places: Lessons in Exile and A Version of Home: Letters from the World (an autobiographical journey). He has written extensively about Henry James and George Orwell – two guardians of the English language.
Emeritus Professor of English at SUNY-Buffalo
Howard R. Wolf is Emeritus Professor of English and Senior Fellow at SUNY-Buffalo and the author of three memoirs, a novel (Broadway Serenade), personal essays, and many short stories.A Fulbright Scholar in Turkey and South Africa,he is now putting together a collection ofstories, EXILES BY STARLIGHT, and a play, HOME AT THE END OF THEDAY. Mr. Wolf is a graduate of Horace Mann School, Amherst College(BA), Columbia (MA), and The University of Michigan (PH.D) where he won a Hopwood for fiction. Howard lives in Amherst, New York where he writes and cultivates a small garden.
Do you really think that pigeons are pooping on your car by accident? Don’t be naive. They hate you so much that they’re actively hunting your car to ruin it 10 minutes after you’ve finished washing it.
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Word from the Kardashian Klan is that Kim is happier than an anteater smack dab in the middle of a huge ant bed.
And according to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, it’s because Kimmy’s new boyfriend is Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is regarded as the greatest, most fearless matador in the entire world.
“El Gazpacho” is regarded as “The LeBron James of Bullfighting.”
Kim says that “Gazy” is not only an amazing matador, but he is the greatest lover that she has ever had.
She divulged that her Spaniard boyfriend is fantabulous in bed and he even makes Kim’s ex-boyfriend Pete Davidson seem like one of the Munchkins from “The Wizard of Oz.”
Kim and her big-gorgeous assed sisters were in awe as they thrillingly watched “El Gazpacho” woo the crowd of over 27,000 fans at Tijuana’s Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullfight Arena.
Joaquin Beauegard Gazpacho is so damn good he can actually fight a bull while munching on a fajita taco.
TORONTO, Canada – (Sports Satire) – The owners of the Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, have expressed that there is a very strong possibility that the Raptors team may be moving to the United States.
Team General Manager Bobby “Iceberg” Webster explained that the majority of the Raptors players are American and they complain constantly that it is just to fucking cold up in the north country.
Webster said that two of the players say that they would like for the team to be moved to Laredo, Texas, where the average year round temperature averages 89 degrees.
He also pointed out that it ONLY snows in Laredo once every 18 years, and then it is just a trickle that melts as it hits the ground, so kids can’t even make a snowflea, so forget about making a snowman.
Raptors center Christian Kolokoc who wears number 35, said that he is tired of having to shovel lots and lots of snow just to get from his house to the neighborhood bar.
And point guard Malachi Flynn, who wears number 22, said that he is sick and tired of having to deal with icicles in his underwear.
Meanwhile, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has emphasized that if the team leaves Canada, then they will forfeit the $14.7 million security deposit.
The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it… Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they are. With one exception.
“Yep, that’s it,” said the cigar chomping owner, Frankie Stickybills. “If I hear that freakin’ song even one more time, I’m gonna put my head through the fricken speakers.”
Indeed, Mr. Stickybills estimates that he has heard the song somewhere between ‘many many thousands and many many millions of times.’ And although his math may have been fuzzy, he said he sure couldn’t forget the best stripper routine he ever saw to the song, back in February 1997.
“And if Purple Velvet Panties ever walks through that backdoor by the dumpster again, I’d sure as hell let her play that song. The things she could do with her *%$&*@! were beyond anything i’ve ever seen. But only her. Otherwise—NO MORE P-S-S-O-M ALLOWED!!”
Mr. Stickybills is so fed up with the song, that he is now petitioning the Southern Union of Southwestern Florida Strippers, SUSFS, to ‘put this song in the hall of fame of stripper songs, and mercifully let it die.’
And, upon a quick survey of those in attendance of Mr. Stickybill’s establishment, most agreed, let the song die.
“Yeah, they say that now, but after about 20 drinks from the dollar well, it’s a whole different story. Come on back after 3AM. That damn song’ll come creepin’ outta the pole, like some kinda creepy stripper pole cockroach infestation. Agggggh.”
Mr. Stickybills then rustled around for a minute in his desk and took several pills.
SUSFS hasn’t said if they will boycott The Shady Whistle, but as longtime stripper, Lacy Muffins explains, “The facts don’t lie. Half of our income comes during that damn song between the hours of 2AM – 6AM. And that’s a god given fact! Who’s gonna pay for my vet? Huh?!”
We are still not sure if Miss Muffins was talking about a car, or sick pet, or maybe a tranquilizer connection—
So, the Florida stripper saga continues.
And, as a further update on a completely different topic. No sightings of Tiger Woods at the PGA National Golf Tournament, just down the road in Palm Beach Gardens.
You can’t even order a morning cup of coffee delivered from Peet’s without a password. The password is the missing link between a horrible morning and a, “Thank you, God!” kind of day.
And what was that password?
Concentrating on a password becomes even more challenging if you are desperate for coffee. That kitchen coffee pot begins to look even more convenient. But that kitchen coffee pot can’t make vanilla foam. The memory of drinking that lovely, comforting, good-morning coffee topped with vanilla foam, lingers.
Ordering a delivery of morning coffee becomes even more challenging when passwords demand one upper-case letter and a number. Added to this memory exercise, the password also requires a punctuation mark!
What is that Peet’s password? Needy? $leepy? 2Desper@te? Wake&up?
Good luck trying to remember which punctuation mark goes where at 6 in the morning!
While civilization works to recall complete passwords, the order screen then announces: TOO LATE, TIMES UP! START AGAIN.
Start again is the order of the day. Civilization is trapped. And just for the luxury of a delivered cup of coffee. With that yummy vanilla foam.
But that’s just the password for morning coffee. What about passwords required for credit cards, banking, water bill, airlines, health records, Google, Netflix, Amazon, AT&T, Vermont Village Store, etc.?
Why not use a Social Security number with a capital letter & a punctuation mark? Using one’s Social Security number with a capital letter and a punctuation mark as their universal password would work for everyone.
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison.
He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial or a successful parole hearing.
He hopes to become a pioneering jailhouse lawyer and a legal adviser for regular inmates and high-profile inmates with famous cases. A light of hope at the end of the tunnel for everyone in prison.
Without any restrictions from the state bar, the sky is the limit. Inmates will get instructions on putting out crocodile tears, keeping a happy face, speaking kindly, and holding onto a Christian Bible in court, so everyone could see the holiness, as guaranteed by the Constitution. “Don’t admit to this or that, you have the right to remain silent, plead the fifth, it’s in the Constitution,” says Murdaugh.
Thugs Malloy, a convicted serial killer says, “Our hopes are high with Murdaugh, we will finally attain the power we never had in this prison,” Malloy continues, “prison officials will finally give us the respect we deserve.”
Guards at the prison are fearful of getting fired or arrested for illegalities they like committing once Murdaugh enters the prison and comes under the protection of prison gang leaders.
One prison inmate, Jeffery Dahmer, says, “I believe Murdaugh is the Messiah sent by God. He will create a partnership between prison officials and inmates.”
One prison guard wants to treat Murdaugh like royalty, hoping Murdaugh will help him do his crooked tax returns.
“Of all the jailhouse lawyers, he will be the greatest and the best known,” said Ronald Duck, a defense lawyer, “He will come of age in prison giving access to counsel for post-conviction proceedings.”
“I’m in for the long haul, there is no silver spoon that can help me dig through that concrete floor,” says Murdaugh.
This just in for churches in Kentucky and Tennessee and other “kiss my grits” states … preachers, pastors, reverends, and whatever else Christian clergy call themselves, will no longer be allowed to wear religious vestments of any kind … due to a new anti-drag law.
Broad definition of what “drag” is says that anything a person wears “that hereunto shall not be classified as male outer garment wear shall heretofore and ad naseum is bad and shall give a person a lifetime of jail time unless they change clothes – and make it quick, bub!”
Oddly-worded law, but this is Kentucky after all … tough to weedwhack through that accent.
It basically says that clergy “dress up” too, so they can’t do that anymore. The priest has to wear his street clothes – no robes or braided belts or crowns of thorns or pointy hats or white gloves or codpieces – not a single one!
The Christian majority hate when their Laws of Hatred backfire and have to include themselves, otherwise, the law wouldn’t be divinely “written in stone”.
So when you’re at church next time, why not wear your basketball uniform? It’s not “drag” because it’s needed for sports, and maybe that’s where you’re headed after church, the preacher and his god don’t know where you’re going.
Hopefully, this will turn all churches into the jokes they’ve always been, and maybe the congregation can finally sing-a-along to some better songs that don’t mention Jesus even once.
How about something by Kiss or Elton John or any hair metal band from the 1980s or … shit, they’re all drag! I’m staying home and dragging my ass all over my crucifix.
Welcome back for another edition of In Case You Missed It, our monthly retrospective look into the happenings in the Imgur community. We’ll cover community events, heartwarming stories, unique creations, and updates from the folks here at HQ. Let’s get started!
*Imgur 14*
In the past fourteen years, Imgur has grown from a simple image sharer to a melting pot of personalities and a hub for creatives to express themselves. From food drives and friends unafraid to be vulnerable, to brightening days with the best meme dumps around; Imgurians look out for each other.
We tasked the community with sharing your 14th favorite or anything that represents you or reminds you of a special moment. We are happy to report that the community delivered in droves, with thousands of posts shared to the tag in a matter of days. Thank you for an amazing fourteen years!
Take a trip down memory lane on the #imgur14 tag.
*Never Give Up*
It can be hard to ask for help for a myriad of reasons. Imgur is a place people feel comfortable being vulnerable, and Imgurian jacobofthetacos had the courage to ask the community for help. Initially they only requested information, but with Imgurians being who they are, an unexpecting outpouring of support would follow.
After a tough start to the year, this was the second wind they needed to get back on their feet. They said this is the most motivated they’ve been in years. When everything was said and done, there was enough donated to cover months of food. Great work, Imgur!
Sometimes you find fun where you least expect it. Mug Monday is a prime example of that. What we intended to be a small-scale event with a few cool mugs would far exceed our expectations. Thousands of Imgurians shared their favorites with pride, and a few million more visited the tag to appreciate them. From temperature-activated mugs that change colors to cat ear cups and everything in between, mugs are more than a drink container; they are extensions of ourselves.
Stop by #mugs to see what you missed!
*1k DK Dumps*
On Feb 28, 2020, Imgurian DeafKitten would submit a post titled “A good ol fashioned dump of acceptable stolen memes 1.”
Jump forward three years, and one became one thousand. What started as a fun way to pass the time would grow into a phenomenon many followed with great interest. Let’s break down some stats on this monumentous moment.
With a Most Viral rate of 90%, DK’s consistency is mindblowing. And they’re showing no signs of slowing. The series of posts has continued, and is currently at #1011. Will DK make it to 2k? Only time will tell.
Congratulations, legend.
Since their first post, Imgurian FunkyGeraldine has been hard at work helping to provide handmade winter hats for those in need. Earlier this month, they notified the community that, in large part due to our donations, 80 hats had been completed. With an initial goal of just £80, the goal was smashed by nearly 5x. What wasn’t spent on hats went directly to the foodbank to help those struggling with the cost of living crisis in their area.
Some people can’t witness an injustice and do nothing. Imgurian @retailmemedrone is one of those people. When one of his employees was berating a homeless man for no reason, he fired that employee and hired the man he was mistreating. As the man’s new employer, he was unable to provide the level of support he wanted ethically. Enter Imgur.
After several Imgurians contacted him asking how they could help, he put them in contact with his employee as a way to get around the red tape. Fast forward a few days, and his employee asked for time off to get started in his new apartment! With our help, he was able to furnish it too. They held a surprise housewarming party for him, and it was all smiles. Way to make an impact, Imgurians!
Every year we celebrate National Pizza Day, and this year was no different. Well, there was one difference. In 2023, we decided to award trophies to all participants in this day of cheesy celebration. Hundreds of trophies were awarded to these ambassadors of gooey goodness, and millions more basked in the warm glow of this favorite food, making for the most rewarding Pizza Day so far.
Visit #pizza for more pizza. We know you want to.
*Optimus Prime Cosplay*
It’s no secret that Imgur is home to the internet’s most amazing artists and cosplayers. Original versions of our favorite characters are a daily sight around these parts. What you don’t see every day are peeks behind the curtain at the creative process.
Imgurian rectalpossum did exactly that with a 50 image post showcasing every part of the design from start to finish. This project took months of work, and it shows in the quality craftsmanship. The community agreed, with hundreds of Imgurians commenting congratulations and props for creating something so cool.
At times there’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose of cynic humor. Imgurian Kilo11 made a silly post making light of confession bear style submissions receiving a large number of upvotes without question. Fully expecting the post to go unnoticed, to their surprise, it was one of the most popular posts of that day, and their top-voted post, ever.
In this post, they were upfront about farming upvotes, with their ask being for only 5. It ended up amassing over 4,000 upvotes and 25 accolades. It seems we can all use a good tongue-in-cheek funny every once in a while.
You’ve made it to the end! Before you go, we’ll go over the currently known bugs on Imgur, and share updates on bug fixes we’ve made.
Known Issues – Android: We’re aware of an issue on Android with some favorited posts not showing up correctly in Favorites. This is a cosmetic issue, all favorited posts are still visible on Desktop/iOS and on Android when creating favorites folders.
New in Android v6.4.0 – Fixed a bug causing engagement bars to display for incorrect posts – this was causing users to believe they had already upvoted content when they had not – Added some additional timeout protections to limit instances of posts appearing to be 52+ years old – Patched a profile error causing bio updates and appreciation links not being saved correctly – Support for old versions will be ending soon – please be sure to update! Learn more.
New in iOS 2023.04.0 – Fixed a bug with certain ad units rendering incorrectly on devices in landscape view – Fixed a repeating crash with memegen templates – Fixed a bug causing audio prompts to not display appropriately when creating new posts – Patched a navigation issue causing some posts to not load when tapped into from a browser – Fixed an issue where a post’s tags would not be visible if navigating deep into a comment thread – Support for old versions will be ending soon – please be sure to update! Learn more.
Desktop – Fixed an issue where Waterfall gallery display would not appear correctly when viewing “All” submissions – Fixed an issue where “Hidden” posts were displaying to the uploader as public posts with 0 points. This was only visible to the signed-in account. – Updated Emerald sections to reflect Coil’s closure and alternative Emerald sign-up options for Android/iOS
A comprehensive list of known issues can be found on our help site.
If you ever experience something that doesn’t seem right, be it a bad ad or a bug, you can contact us here.
Imgurians who report new bugs will earn the Bug Hunter and also receive a free month of Imgur Emerald!
Welcome back for another edition of In Case You Missed It, our monthly retrospective look into the happenings in the Imgur community. We’ll cover community events, heartwarming stories, unique creations, and updates from the folks here at HQ. Let’s get started!
*Imgur 14*
In the past fourteen years, Imgur has grown from a simple image sharer to a melting pot of personalities and a hub for creatives to express themselves. From food drives and friends unafraid to be vulnerable, to brightening days with the best meme dumps around; Imgurians look out for each other.
We tasked the community with sharing your 14th favorite or anything that represents you or reminds you of a special moment. We are happy to report that the community delivered in droves, with thousands of posts shared to the tag in a matter of days. Thank you for an amazing fourteen years!
Take a trip down memory lane on the #imgur14 tag.
*Never Give Up*
It can be hard to ask for help for a myriad of reasons. Imgur is a place people feel comfortable being vulnerable, and Imgurian jacobofthetacos had the courage to ask the community for help. Initially they only requested information, but with Imgurians being who they are, an unexpecting outpouring of support would follow.
After a tough start to the year, this was the second wind they needed to get back on their feet. They said this is the most motivated they’ve been in years. When everything was said and done, there was enough donated to cover months of food. Great work, Imgur!
Sometimes you find fun where you least expect it. Mug Monday is a prime example of that. What we intended to be a small-scale event with a few cool mugs would far exceed our expectations. Thousands of Imgurians shared their favorites with pride, and a few million more visited the tag to appreciate them. From temperature-activated mugs that change colors to cat ear cups and everything in between, mugs are more than a drink container; they are extensions of ourselves.
Stop by #mugs to see what you missed!
*1k DK Dumps*
On Feb 28, 2020, Imgurian DeafKitten would submit a post titled “A good ol fashioned dump of acceptable stolen memes 1.”
Jump forward three years, and one became one thousand. What started as a fun way to pass the time would grow into a phenomenon many followed with great interest. Let’s break down some stats on this monumentous moment.
With a Most Viral rate of 90%, DK’s consistency is mindblowing. And they’re showing no signs of slowing. The series of posts has continued, and is currently at #1011. Will DK make it to 2k? Only time will tell.
Congratulations, legend.
Since their first post, Imgurian FunkyGeraldine has been hard at work helping to provide handmade winter hats for those in need. Earlier this month, they notified the community that, in large part due to our donations, 80 hats had been completed. With an initial goal of just £80, the goal was smashed by nearly 5x. What wasn’t spent on hats went directly to the foodbank to help those struggling with the cost of living crisis in their area.
Some people can’t witness an injustice and do nothing. Imgurian @retailmemedrone is one of those people. When one of his employees was berating a homeless man for no reason, he fired that employee and hired the man he was mistreating. As the man’s new employer, he was unable to provide the level of support he wanted ethically. Enter Imgur.
After several Imgurians contacted him asking how they could help, he put them in contact with his employee as a way to get around the red tape. Fast forward a few days, and his employee asked for time off to get started in his new apartment! With our help, he was able to furnish it too. They held a surprise housewarming party for him, and it was all smiles. Way to make an impact, Imgurians!
Every year we celebrate National Pizza Day, and this year was no different. Well, there was one difference. In 2023, we decided to award trophies to all participants in this day of cheesy celebration. Hundreds of trophies were awarded to these ambassadors of gooey goodness, and millions more basked in the warm glow of this favorite food, making for the most rewarding Pizza Day so far.
Visit #pizza for more pizza. We know you want to.
*Optimus Prime Cosplay*
It’s no secret that Imgur is home to the internet’s most amazing artists and cosplayers. Original versions of our favorite characters are a daily sight around these parts. What you don’t see every day are peeks behind the curtain at the creative process.
Imgurian rectalpossum did exactly that with a 50 image post showcasing every part of the design from start to finish. This project took months of work, and it shows in the quality craftsmanship. The community agreed, with hundreds of Imgurians commenting congratulations and props for creating something so cool.
At times there’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose of cynic humor. Imgurian Kilo11 made a silly post making light of confession bear style submissions receiving a large number of upvotes without question. Fully expecting the post to go unnoticed, to their surprise, it was one of the most popular posts of that day, and their top-voted post, ever.
In this post, they were upfront about farming upvotes, with their ask being for only 5. It ended up amassing over 4,000 upvotes and 25 accolades. It seems we can all use a good tongue-in-cheek funny every once in a while.
You’ve made it to the end! Before you go, we’ll go over the currently known bugs on Imgur, and share updates on bug fixes we’ve made.
Known Issues – Android: We’re aware of an issue on Android with some favorited posts not showing up correctly in Favorites. This is a cosmetic issue, all favorited posts are still visible on Desktop/iOS and on Android when creating favorites folders.
New in Android v6.4.0 – Fixed a bug causing engagement bars to display for incorrect posts – this was causing users to believe they had already upvoted content when they had not – Added some additional timeout protections to limit instances of posts appearing to be 52+ years old – Patched a profile error causing bio updates and appreciation links not being saved correctly – Support for old versions will be ending soon – please be sure to update! Learn more.
New in iOS 2023.04.0 – Fixed a bug with certain ad units rendering incorrectly on devices in landscape view – Fixed a repeating crash with memegen templates – Fixed a bug causing audio prompts to not display appropriately when creating new posts – Patched a navigation issue causing some posts to not load when tapped into from a browser – Fixed an issue where a post’s tags would not be visible if navigating deep into a comment thread – Support for old versions will be ending soon – please be sure to update! Learn more.
Desktop – Fixed an issue where Waterfall gallery display would not appear correctly when viewing “All” submissions – Fixed an issue where “Hidden” posts were displaying to the uploader as public posts with 0 points. This was only visible to the signed-in account. – Updated Emerald sections to reflect Coil’s closure and alternative Emerald sign-up options for Android/iOS
A comprehensive list of known issues can be found on our help site.
If you ever experience something that doesn’t seem right, be it a bad ad or a bug, you can contact us here.
Imgurians who report new bugs will earn the Bug Hunter and also receive a free month of Imgur Emerald!
