Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions! – Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun!

TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE:

10.  YOU CAN’T!  Your past proceeds you!

9.   WRESTLE YOUR WIFE FOR THE ARSENIC!

   8.  ADMIT THAT PINOCCHIO IS YOUR FAVORITE DWARF!

7.   SUCK IT UP & JUST TAKE THAT MEN’S ROOM ATTENDANT’S GIG!

6.   ENLIST IN THE ISRAELI ARMY!

5.   REWIND JAN 6TH CAPITOL RIOT VIDEO & THIS TIME WATCH IT WITHOUT POPCORN!

4.   KISS TRUMP’S RING ONE MORE TIME & WHILE YOU’RE DOWN – CHECK THE OIL!

   3.   WRITE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN’ TOP 10 LIST!

I am not running out of ideas!  haha

2.   ASK GIULIANI FOR BEST WHISKEY RECOMMENDATIONS!

Well, maybe I am!

AND the #1 ‘Save Face’ Suggestion: 

ADMIT YOUR REAL PENIS SIZE!

Marilyn Sands is a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book “CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS” On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, “OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS”!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417″Living proofyou don’t have to be a success to write a Memoir”!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

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