Tag: Satire

Top British Fascist dismisses far right rioters as ‘slobs’, blaming their failure on lack of discipline and dress sense. Slams rioters for betraying true fascist tradition of being…

Are UK’s far right riots down to an outbreak of extreme idiocy? Top academic opines that country currently has surfeit of idiots susceptible to unattributed right-wing propaganda and…

What lies behind series of attacks on fishermen by mutated fish? As woman swimmer has bottom slapped by aquatic sex maniac’s tail and angler sexually assaulted by giant…

Britain’s top ghost hunter discusses his most mind-boggling cases. From toilet-blocking phantom stools in Trowbridge to the ghostly talking anus of Plymouth and the moaning nun of Minehead,…

Fugitive ex-Marine claims Trump assassination attempt faked – alleges that he shot Trump months ago, but both targets were actually inflatable decoys! Other conspiracy theorists assert that whole…

Are desperate Tories planning to take another leaf out of Trump play book by trying to discredit election result? Top academic claims they might follow example of US…

Religious hate group denounced by government revealed as limited company run for profit by wealthy Tory donors. Did Tory government invent security threat in order to engender culture…

Struggling right-wing news channel’s new reality TV show puts ordinary family into midst of wartime Britain complete with rationing and deprivation. Family involved complains they were traumatised as…

Is a phantom flasher terrorising an English town? Are local children being subjected to spectral exposure by a vengeful spirit? As local vigilantes dig up local graveyards in…

British online monkey torturers outraged at outsourcing of their activities to cheaper sadists in Far East by organisers of online monkey torture rings. Rejecting allegations that use of…

The Irish/UK conflict over illegal immigrants crossing the border from Northern Ireland to the Republic has escalated into an actual shit-throwing contest. Drive by shit flingings in North…

Why is the government urging people to stockpile three days worth of supplies in their houses? Allegations abound that government scaremongering to terrify people into voting Tory at…

As Stephen Hawking revealed to have been guest on Epstein’s right-wing fantasy island, conspiracy theorists speculate as to how quadriplegic physicist was able to participate in alleged orgies?…

Is the amount of human waste floating in Britain’s rivers proof of the existence of giants? Cryptozoologist controversially claims giant humans are using our rivers as sewers, depositing…

What is the truth behind Tory MP’s desperate late night call to local party treasurer pleading for money? Was he being held against his will in a sex…

Is a Washington fast food joint actually a front for a child cannibalism cult serving flesh burgers to liberal degenerates? As acolytes of latest crazy right wing conspiracy…

After refuse-filled missile strikes Brussels, spewing stinking household waste across city, UK is accused of running secret scheme to dispose of its rubbish by firing it off in…

As Reform Party drops candidate who turned out to be dead, journalist claims that fringe party is deliberately deploying corpses as candidates as elderly base of support starts…