MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out…
Read more MTG Releases New Tell-All Book – Bill Tope, Humor TimesGOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food…
Read more Republican Guvs Tell Kids: “Stay Hungry!” – Bill Tope, Humor Times“The former first lady has mostly retreated from public view — and steered clear of the campaign trail — while her husband fights to return to the White…
Read more Secret Diary of Melania Trump – S. Daniel Guttman, Humor TimesDispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) The AI candidate Hoiman says we should get rid of political parties altogether. Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the…
Read more AI Hoiman: No More Two Party System – Ted Holland, Humor TimesSocial platform reopened to previously banned users, including current and historical figures. Elon Musk, still the funniest guy in his own imagination. With the reinstatement of conspiracy theorist…
Read more Musk Reinstates Banned Users from X – Bill Tope, Humor TimesFollowing months of media speculation, Donald Trump has selected his 2024 VP running mate. After much public conjecture and overt deliberation by the candidate himself, former President Donald…
Read more Trump Selects VP Running Mate – Bill Tope, Humor TimesWherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY…
Read more Speaker Mike Johnson: Interview – Dean Kaner, Humor TimesCoverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for…
Read more Trump to Become Dictator 'on Day One' – Bill Tope, Humor TimesDispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events. Recently dismissed from the House…
Read more Former Congressman Joins SNN News – Ted Holland, Humor TimesSen. John Kennedy questioned public health experts on the escalation of gun violence, a bit like throwing stones in a glass house. On Tuesday at a Senate hearing…
Read more Kennedy Casts Stones in His Glass House – Bill Tope, Humor TimesMrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age…
Read more Kringle Unwraps His Dating Profile – Marilyn Sands, Humor TimesStudios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle…
Read more Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production – Bill Tope, Humor TimesIn first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson…
Read more News Conference: Mike J. Pledges Inaction – Bill Tope, Humor TimesDispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn…
Read more Alcatraz U Unveils Crimecentric Degree – Ted Holland, Humor TimesFormer MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike…
Read more New Speaker Interview: Chris Matthews – Bill Tope, Humor Times“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with…
Read more Trump Proposes ‘Press the Meat’ Show – Bill Tope, Humor TimesRep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of…
Read more Speakership: Gym Jordan’s Major Fail – Bill Tope, Humor TimesFights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. …
Read more Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions! – Marilyn Sands, Humor Times
