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Actor Rainn Wilson talks about his personal struggles with mental health and his new book, “Soul Bloom Workbook: Spiritual Tools for Modern Living,” which aims to help readers kickstart their own spiritual journey.
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Actor Rainn Wilson talks about his personal struggles with mental health and his new book, “Soul Bloom Workbook: Spiritual Tools for Modern Living,” which aims to help readers kickstart their own spiritual journey.
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“Let’s begin, shall we?” So goes the final line of the final episode (“Introduction to Chemistry”) of Lessons in Chemistry. A “catch phrase,” if you will, that proves the so-called end is usually only the beginning. As it is for Elizabeth Zott (Brie Larson), whose battle against the patriarchy is just another day for any woman in the 1950s. In fact, not since Mona Lisa Smile has a piece of pop culture reminded women how far they’ve come from the ills their forebears had to suffer during this decade. Despite that recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the enduring reign of men in positions of power that dictate how women are treated and viewed in their day-to-day lives, there’s no denying that the mid-twentieth century was far more nightmarish for the “fairer” sex. That term itself being rooted in sexism, as it has nothing to do with how much more “just” women are, but how “hot” they are (never forget that “fair” meant “hot” back in the day—hence, Eris labeling the Apple of Discord, “For the fairest” or the Evil Queen staring into the mirror and demanding, “Who is the fairest of them all?”). And the 1950s in particular have a reputation for being women’s most “Stepford wife-y” time.
Amid this climate, Elizabeth, a brilliant chemist, feels more stifled and slighted than the average woman (though she might be the first to tell you that no woman is average). Relegated to working as a lab tech at Hastings, a well-respected university near Los Angeles’ Sugar Hill neighborhood (before Sugar Hill ceased to exist), Elizabeth is constantly reminded that she is not only “lesser” because she’s a woman, but because she doesn’t have her PhD in chemistry. In other words, she’s “not a chemist,” as the head of the department, Dr. Robert Donatti (Derek Cecil), likes to remind her at every opportunity. But before we get to that point, Lessons in Chemistry, with its fondness for showing ends as beginnings, commences in the late fifties, when Elizabeth has already become a minor celebrity thanks to a cooking show she hosts called Supper at Six. As we see her ordering the men around her who work behind the scenes, it’s clear that Elizabeth is a rare breed of woman for this decade: someone who has made herself indispensable enough so as to not be told what to do. Cut to seven years earlier, and, as mentioned, that’s certainly not the case. She’s as much of a pariah as one can be…except for another chemist on campus: Calvin Evans (Lewis Pullman, who, yes, looks very much like his father, Bill). The difference is, Calvin has the benefit of being 1) a man and 2) the key to the Remsen funding that Hastings has grown quite fond of for its chemistry department.
Painting viewers a picture of a day in the life of Evans, we see him rowing, running (with a foreshadowed moment of his fate arriving when a bus nearly hits him…call it some Final Destination shit) and showering in his lab, writer and show developer Lee Eisenberg (of The Office fame) reveals a parallel portrait of Elizabeth’s daily life at Hastings. One that consists of being called “sweetheart” and “honey” while cleaning and setting up the lab for a team of all-male chemists. And, of course, she’s asked to make coffee. In contrast, Evans has total autonomy, talking to his boss in a manner everyone only wishes they could because he knows that he’s still considered the university’s golden goose for funding. All throughout this episode, titled “Little Miss Hastings,” we see Calvin and Elizabeth living their parallel lives as they nearly cross paths but never quite “touch.” But after Elizabeth is brazen enough to kife a few bottles of Calvin’s ribose supply (in the book, it’s beakers), their paths cross quite easily, as Calvin berates her for her insolence and calls her a secretary. When the head of personnel, Fran Frask (Stephanie Koenig), tells him she has her master’s in chemistry (specifically, a master’s from UCLA, where she studied cellular metabolism of nucleic acids), he seems to immediately change his mind about her. Regards her with a new set of eyes, as it were.
It doesn’t take long for the two to suddenly form their own antisocial social club, with their mutual interest in abiogenesis allowing for no lulls in any conversation they might have. Conversations that start to take place over lunches in the cafeteria…lunches made by Elizabeth. Because, yes, cooking is chemistry. But their closeness brings up a sudden sense of panic and anxiety in Elizabeth. Not just because she keeps having flashbacks of being cornered in a room and attacked by her UCLA professor (thus, dropping out after being told to apologize to said assaulter). A man who thought he was “owed” something after her PhD qualifying exam in 1950 went so well. Trying to “collect” on that “debt,” he underestimates Elizabeth’s willful defiance of “playing the game.” In fact, much of the comedicness of Lessons in Chemistry (whether in its TV adaptation or book format) is a result of Elizabeth acting as though she does not exist in a system so patently rigged against women. Indeed, her refusal to “play the game” and, contrastingly, insist that the game ought to be fair (“just fair” not “hot fair”) in the first place is part of the reason many readers have speculated she’s on the autism spectrum. Her inability to learn or heed social cues, however, is part of what makes her so charming to a man like Calvin. He being the “uncontrolled variable” of her experiment called Living Life Dogmatically.
This is why, at the end of the first episode, when she pulls a burned lasagna out of the oven while live on the air, she admits to her audience, “In science you endeavor to control every variable of your experiment… Sometimes you can’t count on a formula. Sometimes you can’t control each variable. Sometimes…many times…things just turn out messy.” Obviously, she’s not talking about lasagna, but rather, Calvin. How it all went so wrong so quickly. That is, after it all went so right so quickly (but, mind you, their romance was not an “easy come, easy go” situation). That is, once Elizabeth stopped fighting the obvious chemistry (had to do it) between her and Calvin. The intensity of their reaction to one another stemming from the fact that neither had ever had much experience with the opposite sex (in fact, it feels like both of them were probably virgins, and that much is confirmed in the novel). What’s more, any “mild experience” usually resulted in never hearing from the erstwhile interested party again after a first date. But with each other, it’s as though they can just finally “be” without having to try. Without having to worry about being perceived as…autistic. Or something.
It is in the second episode, “Him and Her,” that not only do things escalate to the next level between Elizabeth and Calvin, but the true star of both Bonnie Garmus’ book and the show that adapts it arrives onto the scene. Six-Thirty. The dog named after the time of night Elizabeth finds him—though, in the series, named after the time of morning he consistently wakes up. But, as Garmus also noted of the name’s meaning, “In chemistry the number six stands for carbon—one of the foundations of life. Meaning Six-Thirty is elemental!” That he is, in both formats of the story. Particularly since he is the indirect cause of Calvin’s death. Played by a Goldendoodle named Gus, “Him and Her” is the lone chance Six-Thirty gets to express his remorse (through the voiceover narration of B. J. Novak) for what happens to Calvin, describing his own backstory and how he came to be a stray before encountering Elizabeth. Whereas in the book, the wielding of his thoughts is more consistent. Alas, translating that onto the screen would have, invariably, proven to be too difficult. Mirroring the sentiments of many fans of the novel, Garmus herself remarked, “He’s not quite the dog I’d envisioned in the book [characterized as “tall, gray, thin” with “barbed-wire-like fur”] but he’s definitely a presence. It’s a challenge to add a thinking dog to the cast and at this point, I have no idea how it will come off. But the Hollywood people working on the series are the greatest and I feel confident they’ll find a way.”
Ah, those “Hollywood people.” They find a way all right. Though it’s clear they found a way mainly for those who have not read the book before to glean especial enjoyment from the series. And one of the most obvious changes apart from Six-Thirty is Harriet Sloane (Aja Naomi King). Most markedly, in the show, she has a loving and supportive husband instead of a highly abusive one. In this regard, the series seems to allow Harriet a greater opportunity to shine (even if the portrayal of her home life is perhaps far less realistic). Save for her inevitable failure to spare her neighborhood from being effectively destroyed. For, in real life, by 1961, approval was secured to build a ten-lane highway as part of the I-10 expansion commenced right through the vibrant and thriving (and yes, predominantly Black) Sugar Hill neighborhood…a name that ceased to exist (like a woman’s singular identity upon getting married) as it became merely “West Adams.”
Unfortunately, what didn’t cease to exist as part of the “1950s runoff” that bled into the 60s was women being treated like second-class citizens. Nothing Elizabeth hadn’t been conditioned to anticipate since she began working in the chemistry field. Most glaringly when she was attacked by her advisor at UCLA. And yes, that attack is rendered much more brutally and grotesquely on the page than it is on the screen. What’s more, the show fails to include the post-attack appearance of the extremely misogynist police treating her like the criminal as they look her up and down and appraise her overtly violated state.
When she tries to tell Calvin about how her advancement in the career of her choice has been stymied at every turn by “sex discrimination,” he can’t seem to fathom it. Until she asks him to name one female scientist besides Madame Curie. In the novel, she goes on to say, “…women are at home making babies and cleaning rugs. It’s legalized slavery. Even the women who wish to be homemakers find their work completely misunderstood. Men seem to think the average mother of five’s biggest decision of the day is what color to paint her nails.” In other words, as Garmus phrases it, “When it came to equality, 1952 was a real disappointment.” Not to mention the entire decade.
No wonder Elizabeth comes up with the empathetic catch phrase for her cooking show, “Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment for herself.” After all, what mother of the 50s was ever allowed moments to herself despite being made to feel as though her entire existence was as “cush” as a house cat’s? In the book, Calvin is the one to symbolically shake Elizabeth and remind her, “…you continue to operate as if [life is fair]—as if once you get a few wrongs straightened out, everything else will fall into place. They won’t. You want my advice? Don’t work the system. Outsmart it.” Vexed that he would presume to lecture her about fairness, Garmus writes, “She didn’t like the notion that systems had to be outsmarted. Why couldn’t they just be smart in the first place?” Perhaps because the people who created and continue to run them aren’t the brightest bulbs in the tanning bed. And tend to think primarily about how a “one size fits all” system only really fits their needs.
Even Calvin, for as “evolved” as he is, still can’t resist the urge to propose to Elizabeth, who has already made it clear that marriage is out of the question for her. That it would automatically cast every chemistry achievement she made in the shadow of Calvin. In the series, Calvin never actually does propose after buying a ring, deciding to respect Elizabeth’s wishes when she expresses them. The TV Calvin knows that to ask for Elizabeth’s “hand” is to ask her to erase herself and become Mrs. Calvin Evans. Like so many women before and after her had to erase themselves in order to fall in line with the societal conventions of marriage. In the fifth episode, “CH3COOH,” as Elizabeth appraises the set that is her TV kitchen while her new producer, Walter Pine (Kevin Sussman), looks on, there’s a moment where she opens the oven and we’re given the perspective of seeing her as though from the inside of it. So that it looks like she just might stick her head in, Sylvia Plath-style.
That’s what it was to be a woman in the mid-twentieth century. To be made to feel so crazy just for saying or doing anything a man might that it sometimes felt as though suicide really was the only recourse. To get through it—the constant belittling, gaslighting and overall steamrolling—a woman truly did need to have the strength of ten regular men (to loosely quote a song from Aladdin). And maybe, just maybe, the support of an extremely intelligent dog. Lessons in Chemistry reminds us that the women of today owe nothing but gratitude for the strides that managed to be made in such an oppressive era. One that we cannot allow to reanimate again.
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It should go without saying that any “biopic” about Weird Al Yankovic—especially one overseen by the parody-maker himself—is not to be taken seriously. And yet, in the hyper-literal climate of today, one sadly does have to emphasize that point. In addition to the fact that he and Madonna never dated (to quote M during her cameo in a “Wayne’s World” sketch, that might happen the same day “monkeys might fly out of my butt”). Indeed, Weird Al himself stated that the two only met backstage in 1985 for about forty-five seconds and “that’s the extent of the relationship.”
That is, apart from Weird Al technically inhabiting the same male-dominated music industry of the 80s that was made up of other easily-rattled-by-open-female-sexuality pussy boys (e.g., Michael Jackson and Prince—both of whom M would exchange fluids with) who had less machismo than Madonna herself. Which was always part of why she got so much flak, hence her infamous aphorism, “I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
And this is an image that Weird Al, too, is very okay with playing up in his “biopic.” Wherein Evan Rachel Wood clearly took all of her studying of Madonna’s character from Desperately Seeking Susan. This includes the gum-chewing, sexed-up, wise-cracking and pyramid-esque jacket-wearing details that persist for her entire, lengthy time onscreen. That’s right, Madonna has practically as much top billing as Weird Al himself. Who knows why Yankovic ended up so fixated on her as the “villain” of the narrative? Maybe, at one point, he wanted to bang her and knew he never could. Which is likely part of the reason he broke his own rule about never taking unsolicited “submissions” for parodies from the original artist.
But in Madonna’s case, who reportedly told a mutual acquaintance that it wouldn’t be long before Weird Al did “Like A Surgeon,” he made an exception. So yes, she did come up with the alternate title to her own single. And anyone who knows something about male psychology has an inkling that he probably wanted to get her attention by recording it. The same way he probably is now by spotlighting her as the conniving antagonist of Weird: The Al Yankovic Story—which should ultimately be called Weird: The Madonna Ciccone Story.
Based on a Funny or Die trailer Eric Appel directed in 2010 (with Aaron Paul as Weird Al and Olivia Wilde as Madonna), most of the scenes and dialogue from the original trailer re-material(girl)ize in this as well. Appel also co-wrote the new feature script with Yankovic, joking, “When Weird Al first sat me down against my will and told me his life story, I didn’t believe any of it, but I knew that we had to make a movie about it.” The real Al appears yet again as some variation of Tony Scotti, the president of the label (Scotti Brothers Records) that signed him. Granted, in the movie, Weird Al (Daniel Radcliffe) is made to have a much rougher go of being embraced by the label than in actuality. In fact, it’s almost as though Weird Al wanted to make a biopic about the version of the life he feels he should have endured in order to become so famous. Or at least “pretty famous for a Hawaiian shirt-wearing accordion player.”
For example, in lieu of an extremely supportive father who told him things like, “Do for a living whatever makes you happy,” he feels he should have had an oppressor father that was never pleased with or impressed by anything he did. Of course, that’s what “fans” and casually interested people alike want as well, with Weird Al also mocking the beloved sob stories of pre-fame singers before they used all that adversity as a means to channel it into becoming legendary. And then, obviously, they’re still going to want to see the inevitable drug addiction and other assorted excesses that end up driving everyone once close to them away. This played to further comedic perfection in Weird because Yankovic is known for having just one vice and one vice only: sweet treats. So to see him go on a guacamole-laced acid trip or proceed to binge drink only adds to the parodying nature of it all—The “Rock Star” Biopic.
The extent of Weird Al’s own pre-fame dramas seemed to basically include being an only child and later getting slapped with the name Weird Al by those in his college dorm who found him to be quite, well, you know, weird. Reappropriating the name that the cunts in his dormitory gave him in real life, the “Weird Al” of the movie is bequeathed the addendum moniker by Dr. Demento (Rainn Wilson, taking over for Patton Oswald from the trailer—though Oswald does make a cameo as one of the bikers in the biker bar where Weird Al performs “I Love Rocky Road”). Indeed, even Weird Al couldn’t bring himself to overstylize his biopic so much that it would exclude the importance of Dr. Demento to his career—he being the lone Pied Piper of the “novelty genre” as only Los Angeles radio could furnish. And Al’s shtick was nothing if not novel at the time. For, like Weird Al as his label president says, “Nobody wants to hear a parody song when they can hear the real thing for the same price.” Apparently, that was only because the market hadn’t been tapped yet.
Once we see Al ascend to the top (shown in a series of commingled time periods that flagrantly conflate the 80s and 90s), particularly after recording his own original composition, “Eat It” (again, a joke—for those who have no knowledge of their 80s history), it’s only a matter of time before Madonna shows up. And oh how prominently she does at around the forty-nine-minute mark of the film, under the pretense of seeing whether or not her “map to the stars’ homes” was accurate. And while some might have thought her appearance was going to be “brief,” her presence turns out to be a full-on running plotline for the rest of Weird as she connives to get him to return to recording parodies so that he’ll concede to doing “Like A Virgin” as “Like A Surgeon.”
From the moment Al opens his door to her, it’s clear there’s a certain contention-laden sexual attraction. Madonna likely getting wet when he asks, “Do I know you?” When he finally says, “Oh right. Madonna… Born in Michigan, Catholic schoolgirl, dropped out of college and moved to New York City with nothing but the clothes on your back and thirty-five dollars in your pocket. Maybe it was to become the Queen of Pop. Maybe it was to get back at Dad for marrying the housekeeper.” This last line in particular being the most savage—and something that no one has really dwelled on too much in terms of what might have driven Madonna to become famous (apart from the death of her mother when she was five years old). Though it’s no secret that “Daddy issues”/rebelling against her patriarch for his attention were a key part of it.
After some requisite repartee, filled with the kind of hokey lines Breathless Mahoney might offer up, the two quickly “consummate,” with Madonna using the same titillated exclamation she does in the Funny or Die trailer—“You’re so weird!” The pair is subsequently shown side by side in Al’s bed enjoying post-coital cigarettes in front of a mirror with the “Weird Al quote,” “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”
Upon getting her to loosely agree that they’re boyfriend and girlfriend after “the romp,” he explains to her that, since he’s made it as a musician with original compositions, he’s not going to bother with the parody shit anymore. Thus, no “Yankovic bump” (apart from the sexual kind) for her “Like A Virgin” single. Madonna replies, “That’s what I love about you. You know what you want, and you know how to get it.” She adds ominously, “Just like me.”
Madonna then stares at him with a diabolical, wheels-turning look in her eye. Manipulation and “using” being what Madonna was known for throughout her rise to fame—climbing over people, particularly men, to get what she wanted. But again, this is behavior men engage in all the time without ever being called out for it or having it wielded against them, least of all in a parody movie. But perhaps what made M truly stand apart with regard to her ambition and drive was that she tended to be an equal-opportunity user, gender-wise, when it came to clawing her way to the top. As made evident by her first manager, Camille Barbone.
Knowing full-well Camille had a crush on her (worse still, was probably in love with her), Madonna made the most of that one-sided love to get whatever she could. Camille’s blind spot for her new “star” client (who had yet to become a star) caused her to practically bankrupt Gotham Management to keep her happy. In the end, though, Madonna wasn’t going to be “happy” until she was famous. And since that didn’t seem to be happening quickly enough on Camille’s watch, she moved in a new direction—real fast. Specifically, by shopping around a dance-ified version of a single she had already recorded, “Everybody.” Now known as the debut single that got her signed to Sire Records.
Before the betrayal was even complete, Camille would assess (but verbalize much later on), “Sex to her was really just a means to an end. It meant nothing more. I actually became a little afraid of her then [“then” being when she deliberately slept with a drummer Camille had hired so that she would have to fire him, per the “rules”]. I knew I had created a monster who would eventually turn on me.” It was with this spirit of Madonna’s merciless, cutthroat nature in mind that Appel and Yankovic portray her onscreen in Weird. So merciless and cutthroat, in fact, that she ends up taking over Pablo Escobar’s drug cartel (part of a series of escalatingly absurd plot points). And while it’s all meant to be “hilarious” and “in good fun,” something about it feels a little too real (read: insulting). A little too like a genuine attack on the character Madonna possessed before finding Kabbalah, or whatever.
Maybe it’s modest, in its way, to make so much of one’s own movie about another (true) star. Plus, the 1985 mockumentary The Compleat Al already served as an “original” iteration of this latest “biopic”—so perhaps Al figured he could take some of the focus off himself here.
As for those who might question what Madonna thinks of her “presentation” in this “tongue-in-cheek” version of herself, it should be known that she’s still of the old school belief that all publicity is good publicity. Better known as the Wildeism: “There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” Besides, Madonna still has time to get back at Weird Al if she wants to in her own impending self-directed biopic. One that will hopefully not be interpreted as a parody.
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