Lindsay Lohan Proves She Isn’t a Regular Mom, She’s a Disposable Underwear Mom

Recently crowned queen of normalcy (or as normal as you can get while living in Dubai and being the face of a designer Crocs collaboration) Lindsay Lohan is following up her normie pregnancy announcement and normie baby shower with a normie (though sponsored, because remember, she was once one of the teens that rained all over culture) first postpartum pic.

Lohan and husband Bader Shammas recently welcomed their first child, baby boy Luai (much to Jamie Lee Curtis’ glee), and Lohan once again showed that she’s one of The People by wearing the great big underwear favored by recently postpartum people in an Instagram photo. It’s a real IYKYK, and she certainly Ks.

“I am so proud of what this body was able to accomplish during these months of pregnancy and now, recovery,” she wrote in the caption. “Having a baby is the greatest joy in the world! My OOTD lately is my @fridamom postpartum underwear.”

But, lest we forget that she is La Lohan, and that we once saw her wearing army pants and flip flops so we bought army pants and flip flops, she follows up her underwear spon a little vintage Mean Girls moment.

“Because I’m not a regular mom, I’m a postpartum mom,” the caption concludes.

High-rise disposable underwear: so fetch.