Category: Humor

If I had a kid that was actually this helpful, I’d open a bank account in their name and start paying into it out of pocket. They can spend it later, but damn. This kid is earning his place, especially if that’s a family business.

Also, child labour bad. Lol…

Each year the Valentine’s Day brings a ton of everything heart-shaped to surprise your loved one with. Usually heart-shaped candy or a pink teddy bear holding a heart – that type of tacky stuff. The people wanting to make a buck out of this festivity sometimes doesn’t really think these products through. That’s when these failures end up here.

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The man who hates Trump more than anyone is Gov. Ron DeSantis, who says if Trump suddenly turned into a doughnut, he would feed (him) to Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee, who would no doubt eat him in less than 2 seconds.

DeSantis has said many times that the Trumptard has to finally accept the fucking fact that all he is now is just yesterday’s news and live his life golfing, eating Big Macs, and dreaming about when he used to grab GOP women by their pussies.

Ronnie, as his secretary calls him remarked that Trump has gotten so damn fat that he makes Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee look downright anorexic.

TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Now that he has officially retired and is heading into the sports announcing booth, Tom Brady, ex-husband of the sexy, lasciviously sultry lingerie model Gisele Bundchen, says he would like to purchase the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team.

Brady said that he has the money and he knows that he can also get a loan from his sugar daddy, Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots.

Tom told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, that he spoke with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers who stated that he would not mind being partners with him and become the owners of the Bucs.

Meanwhile, former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw told reporters that his toe fungus infection has just about cleared up.