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First Generation iPhone Sells For $63,0000

[ad_1] A factory-sealed, first-generation iPhone sold at auction for $63,356.40, more than 100 times its original price, after a woman was gifted the phone in 2007,...

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Children’s Books to Get Historical Re-Write

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 Since Roald Dahl has been put through the politically correct ringer, some other dead children’s book writers are being dragged out...

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Whataburger Is Now More Popular Than Burger King

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The American Food News Agency has just announced that the Whataburger food franchise has...

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Meteor Falls on Russian Army

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 A meteor has been reported to have landed on Russian forces in the Donbas region if Ukraine, killing entire platoons, blowing...

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Zombie Ivana is Stealing Donald’s Balls

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 Ivana Trump’s grave has been moved on Donald’s golf course. Problem: the bitch ain’t dead! Witnesses have said that during a...

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Santa Does Coke – People Of Walmart

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Santa Does Coke – People Of Walmart

[ad_1] The post Santa Does Coke appeared first on People Of Walmart. [ad_2] Luke Wherry Source link

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Mao’s Plagiarized Poetry from the Yankee Slackback

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 A rare document from the 1930s, authored by Mao Tse Tung himself, confesses that Mao’s poetry was all stolen from a...

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King Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace

[ad_1] Wednesday, 22 February 2023 LONDON – (Satire News) – The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK’s new king, Charles III, has invited the...

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An Actual Deleted Scene From Rocky (1976)

[ad_1] This movie came out so long ago that you probably think that you already know everything there’s to know about it. But you would be...

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Parents Trick Child Into Eating More Vegetables By Hitting Him If He Doesn’t Eat Vegetables

[ad_1] DAYTON, OH—Insisting that it worked every time, local parents Lewis and Dawn Ladin tricked their child into eating more vegetables Wednesday by hitting him if...

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Magic Strings Attached

[ad_1] Magic strings are as bad as magic numbers, if not worse. So when Tomasz found this block, it didn’t seem so bad: class OPERATION: TRANSACTION...

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Parenting

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So sad for gun owners – People Of Walmart

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So sad for gun owners – People Of Walmart

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People spill the beans on their strangest family quirks (26 Photos and GIFs)

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Sometimes It’s Better Not To Ask Questions

[ad_1] “Turned the corner to go into the living room, expecting nothing out of the ordinary, and was immediately taken aback to find this scene going...

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r/funny – [NSFW] Ordered from Uber Eats. How could they be so vulgar? Definitely going to complain.

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How Healthy Eating Usually Happens In Reality

[ad_1] Trying to eat healthy is like trying to run a marathon – it sounds like an awesome idea at first, but then you realize just...

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Apologetic Don Lemon Clarifies A Woman’s Relevance Is Not Defined By Age, But Conventional Attractiveness

[ad_1] NEW YORK—Walking back his previous comments that Republican presidential hopeful Nikki Haley was past her “prime,” an apologetic Don Lemon clarified to reporters Tuesday that...