President Biden signed a bill into law banning TikTok nationwide unless the Chinese company that owns it, ByteDance, sells its stake in the app within a year. What do you think?
“And with that, Chinese influence over our economy comes to an end.”
Rowena Marriott, Topiary Clipper
“But I haven’t finished radicalizing!”
Lochlan Robin, Tanning Bed Technician
“Now the youth will return to the true center of taste and style: Paris, France.”
Asma Harding, Weight Estimator
