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  • The 18 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend

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    Clockwise from top: The Muppet Show, the Olympics, The ‘Burbs, and The Moment.
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    It’s time to bump that. It’s time to strobe the lights. It’s time to see The Moment at your local theater tonight. I’m pretty sure that’s basically what the Muppets sing before a show. But thankfully, there’s a new Muppets special out to verify that. I’d like to think this ushers in a new era of Muppets that actually sticks, but the newly appointed Disney CEO, Josh D’Amaro, was the parks guy in charge during the closure of Muppet*Vision 3D, so … moving right along.

    Every few years, there’s another attempt to make the Muppets mainstream, which is silly because they’re a cornerstone of American pop culture. But if it means more Muppets, why not? This time, that attempt is a special, one-shot return of this sketch-comedy show, starring Sabrina Carpenter, filmed at the original Muppet Theatre. —Roxana Hadadi 

    To commemorate the end of Brat, Charli XCX and director Aidan Zamiri teamed up to produce a strange part-mockumentary, part-satire on an alternate reality of the singer throughout Brat’s success. Charli plays herself as she deals with her upcoming tour as her label and management all suggest suffocating ways to keep brat summer going, which includes hiring an overbearing and eccentric filmmaker, Johannes (Alexander Skarsgård), for a concert film. The Moment feels more like a thought experiment than a movie, but there are bright spots — a scene between a frazzled Charli and a collected Kylie Jenner is a standout — for Angels to chew on.

    With her podcast, music, and movie work, Keke Palmer is basically everywhere at all times, but it’s been years since she starred in a TV series. She gets that opportunity in this satire about a couple who move to a pleasant town whose citizens boast about it being the safest in America. But what’s up with that abandoned mansion in Samira’s neighborhood, and why is her husband (Jack Whitehall) acting so weird? —R.H.

    Netflix’s procedural about a lawyer riding around in his Lincoln is still going strong. In its fourth season, The Lincoln Lawyer is picking up the pieces from its season three finale with Mickey Haller having to defend himself this time. Neve Campbell and Cobie Smulders also co-star this season.

    Filipino filmmaker Lav Diaz’s cinematic style and worldview are meant to challenge his viewers, both in terms of how his movies play out (long takes, minimal camera movement, run times that count as an investment) and the themes they address (the American Dream as a myth, the impact of 2006’s Super Typhoon Durian on a village and a family, the corruptness and moral vacuity of the elite). His 2004 opus Evolution of a Filipino Family was more than ten hours long! Compared with that, Magellan is a breeze at 164 minutes, and it’s also one of the most clear-eyed and disturbing anti-colonial films to come out in years. Starring a fantastic Gael García Bernal as the Portuguese explorer, Magellan subverts the idea that he was inspired by any kind of respectable ambition. He was a soldier, a murderer, a zealot, and a maniac, and García Bernal conveys all that with a weary, exhausted performance that drives home the soul-decaying nature of international conquest. Some of Diaz’s most stunning images hold Magellan to account, like a group of women, all dressed in black, swarming him for updates about their husbands and sons (all dead because of him), and another group of men, despondent and defeated, trapped in cages by Christian slavers. As a portrait of imperial folly and destruction, it’s thorough, poetic, ruthless, and the kind of timeless that ends up feeling timely. Men who seize power and insist that God chose them, and only them, to rule in a way that oppresses and harms others … Where have I heard that before? ➽ In theaters now

    Psssst! If you don’t have Peacock, an antenna might help.

    Don’t let your newfound interest in ice hockey go to waste. This year’s games are in Northern Italy, where the U.S. will presumably be competitive in the various figure-skating and skiing events. Maybe curling? The opening ceremony kicks off today, and we plan on following the games closely. —Nicholas Quah

    Bad Bunny is coming into his Super Bowl halftime performance high off a historic Grammy win. DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS became the first Spanish-language album to win Album of the Year, he spoke out against ICE, and now, he’ll perform on one of the larger stages in the country. Oh, yeah, and the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks will be playing football before and after.

    ➽ Don’t forget to make time for the adorable Puppy Bowl XXII on HBO Max, either.

    The second season of Fallout, after starting somewhat promisingly, morphed into Westworld 2.0 with its frustrating season finale, “The Strip.” It’s yet another puzzle-box show that ends each season with a tease that actually, next season, we’ll understand what the series is really about. Walton Goggins, Ella Purnell, and Kyle MacLachlan are doing solid work, though, and for devoted fans of the games, maybe Fallout will continue to deliver some disparate charms. There’s a new kind of power armor teased in a post-credits scene, if that’s a thing you care about. For people only watching to see Goggins’s exceptional performance, well, there are other ways to get that in your life. May I suggest Justified? —R.H.

    You can host the ultimate double feature this weekend with two comedies of varying quality. There’s Splitsville, a hilarious feature on two deteriorating marriages starring Dakota Johnson, Adria Arjona, Kyle Marvin, and Michael Angelo Covino. And then there’s James L. Brooks’s head-scratcher, Ella McCay, which critic Alison Willmore dubbed “pure gas-leak cinema.” Its story of a 30-something governor from an unspecified state didn’t make much of an impact in theaters, but it did on social media.

    ➽ Best Picture nominees Hamnet and The Secret Agent arrive on digital platforms alongside Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney’s twisty thriller The Housemaid.

    Want more? Read our recommendations from the weekend of January 30.

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  • The 20 Best TV Shows on Apple TV Right Now

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    This article is updated frequently as titles leave and enter Apple TV. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk.

    Apple TV has become known as a home for lavish, expensive miniseries, dramas, and original comedies. It has had massive success with award winners like Ted Lasso, The Morning Show, and Severance, and the streamer’s made some interesting choices along the way, like releasing lots of shows that start with the letter S. It also seems as if it has a new offering every week, trying to catch the attention of the streaming zeitgeist. But it’s getting harder to filter through Apple TV’s massive catalogue to find the best stuff — which is where we come in. These are the best shows currently on Apple TV, a list we’ll update regularly as it releases new programs worth your time.

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    Year: 2025
    Length: 1 season, 8 episodes
    Creator: Morwenna Banks

    Mick Herron’s Slow Horses books have already been a hit for Apple TV, so it makes sense to try and adapt another one of the British writers hit novels. In this case, it’s the story of an explosion in a quiet neighborhood that rocks the life of an ordinary woman (Ruth Wilson) and sends her into the spiral of a private investigator (Emma Thompson). It’s imperfect but the leads keep it humming, and a second season is already being planned.

    Year: 2022–present
    Length: 1 season, 8 episodes
    Creator: Christopher Miller

    One of the geniuses behind The LEGO Movie and 21 Jump Street, and a producer on Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse, Christopher Miller is one of the smartest content creators currently in Hollywood. His hysterical murder mystery is like nothing else on television, taking an Agatha Christie plot and filtering it through some of the funniest voices in comedy. Tiffany Haddish plays a detective investigating a murder that is then seen through the eyes of the people attending the party at which it happened, including characters played by Sam Richardson, Ben Schwartz, Ilana Glazer, Dave Franco, Zoe Chao, and Ike Barinholtz.

    Year: 2022
    Length: 1 season, 6 episodes
    Creator: Dennis Lehane

    Developed by the writer of Shutter Island and Mystic River, Black Bird is the true story of a criminal named Jimmy Keene (Taron Egerton) who was behind bars when he was asked by the authorities to inform on someone significantly worse. Keene was in a facility with a monster named Larry Hall (a chilling Paul Walter Hauser), a killer who the cops suspected of committing multiple murders. They told Keene that he could get an early release if he could get the monster to talk. Chilling and moving, this is a phenomenal miniseries.

    Year: 2019-2021
    Length: 3 seasons, 30 episodes
    Creator: Alena Smith

    When the story of Apple TV+ is written, this show will be one of the founding fathers, a program that debuted back in 2019 and helped define the company’s early brand. Hailee Steinfeld is phenomenal as the title character, who happens to the legendary Emily Dickinson. A coming-of-age variation on a legendary author shouldn’t be this effective, but the writing and performances are sharp and funny through its entire three-season run.

    Year: 2024
    Length: 1 season, 7 episodes
    Creator: Alfonso Cuarón

    The director of Roma and Gravity comes to television with this high-budget thriller based on the hit book by Renée Knight, starring Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, and Sacha Baron Cohen. The Blue Jasmine star plays a documentarian whose life is turned upside down when she gets sent a book that’s clearly about her, including secrets she’s tried to bury for years. Shot by two of the best cinematographers alive, Disclaimer is one of the best-looking things on any streaming service, not just Apple. It doesn’t hurt that everyone in it is at the top of their game too.

    Year: 2019–present
    Length: 4 seasons, 40 episodes
    Creators: Ronald D. Moore, Matt Wolpert, Ben Nedivi

    One of the geniuses behind the reboot of Battlestar Galactica collaborated on a very different kind of science fiction, a character-driven drama that imagines life in the United States in an alternate reality in which the Soviet Union landed on the moon before the United States. That’s just the setup for a show that has gone so many unexpected places since, incorporating figures from history like Neil Armstrong, Sally Ride, and even Wernher von Braun into a show that defies expectations. History is going to be very kind to this drama.

    Year: 2023
    Length: 1 season, 7 episodes
    Creators: George Kay, Jim Field Smith

    One of the biggest hits of the year for Apple TV+ owe a debt to old-fashioned thriller series like 24 in its realtime telling of a plane hijacking. Idris Elba steals the show as Sam Nelson, an average (as average as Elba can be) business negotiator who happens to be on a commuter plane that’s hijacked by a crew led by Neil Maskell. Over seven hours, Hijack details both the battle of wills on the plane and the political games played on the ground below.

    Year: 2020–present
    Length: 2 seasons, 16 episodes
    Creators: Lee Eisenberg, Emily V. Gordon, Kumail Nanjiani

    The anthology format is largely reserved for horror storytelling, so it’s nice to see it employed for drama and comedy in this excellent compendium of stories about what it means to be an immigrant in America in the 2020s. The scope of the dramedy is what’s so impressive, telling so many different kinds of stories so one can get a greater appreciation of the tapestry that (in ideal circumstances) makes up this country.

    Year: 2024
    Length: 1 season, 7 episodes
    Creator: Monica Beletsky

    Emmy winner Tobias Menzies does the best acting work of his career as Edwin Stanton, the man who led the hunt for John Wilkes Booth after the murder of President Abraham Lincoln. The team behind Manhunt deftly convey how much this was a turning point for history that still resonates today, a time in which everything Lincoln fought for could have disappeared, and a time when justice was essential. It’s incredibly well-made, a history lesson brought to vivid life.

    Year: 2019–present
    Length: 4 seasons, 40 episodes
    Creator: Jay Carson

    This show was the first sign that Apple was very willing to open its wallet, attracting multiple award winners to one of its launching-day dramas about a morning news show shaken not only by Me Too allegations against one of its anchors but the infighting that goes with this kind of operation in the 2020s. It mostly paid off. The Morning Show hasn’t quite found a big place in the culture, but everyone agrees that Billy Crudup’s Emmy-winning work is phenomenal, and it undeniably helped Apple develop its brand as a home for big names and big budgets.

    Year: 2025
    Length: 1 season, 5 episodes
    Creator: Rebecca Miller

    One of the best American filmmakers of all time finally gets his mini-series in this thoughtful, engaging series of conversations between the director Rebecca Miller and one Mr. Martin Scorsese. The Oscar-winning director details his upbringing, influences, and highs & lows of his incredible career. It’s a must-see for anyone who calls themselves a movie fan.

    Year: 2022–present
    Length: 2 season, 16 episodes
    Creator: Soo Hugh

    This might be the most visually striking show you’re not watching. The masterful Kogonada (After Yang) and Justin Chon (Blue Bayou) direct a generation-spanning epic about a Korean woman (played by Oscar winner Youn Yuh-jung of Minari in the present-day material) who had to fight to start a life during the Japanese occupation of her youth. It’s a moving, unpredictable drama that looks like nothing else on TV.

    Year: 2025-present
    Length: 1 season, 9 episodes
    Creator: Vince Gilligan

    The tagline for one of 2025’s best shows is a beauty: “The most miserable person on Earth must save the world from happiness.” Sure, that’s part of what’s going on in this incredible story of a woman (Rhea Seehorn) who discovers that she’s one of the only people on Earth who hasn’t been impacted by a hive-mind invasion. Everyone around her acts as one, eager to convert her into one of their own. It’s funny, terrifying, and unforgettable.

    Year: 2021–2023
    Length: 2 seasons, 12 episodes
    Creators: Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio

    Keegan-Michael Key and Cecily Strong star in this clever comedy about a couple who travel to a magical land inspired by hit musicals. The first season focused on the era of The Music Man, Carousel, and Brigadoon, but the second has shifted to the ’70s and ’80s to satirize Chicago, Cabaret, Hair, and Sweeney Todd. All in all, it’s a smart, funny show with great musical performances from Broadway legends like Alan Cumming, Kristen Chenoweth, and many more.

    Year: 2019–2023
    Length: 4 seasons, 40 episodes
    Creator: Tony Basgallop

    M. Night Shyamalan produced and sometimes directed the four seasons of this deeply underrated thriller, one of the most stylish and fascinating shows of its era. Lauren Ambrose stars as a Philadelphia reporter who has been treating a baby doll like her actual child. When she hires a nanny to take care of the toy, her husband (Toby Kebbell) is startled when the doll comes to life. And that’s just the beginning of the chaos in a show that looks filmic in ways that most television never bothers to attempt.

    Year: 2022–present
    Length: 2 seasons, 19 episodes
    Creator: Dan Erickson

    One of the most acclaimed new shows of the 2020sSeverance takes a clever concept and runs full speed with it into unexpected places. Adam Scott stars as an employee at a company that uses a revolutionary process that literally divides the work-life dynamic in a new way. What if your work self and home self had different lives, memories, and concerns? Britt LowerPatricia Arquette, and Christopher Walken co-star in this incredibly smart and witty sci-fi drama.

    Year: 2023–present
    Length: 2 seasons, 22 episodes
    Creators: Bill Lawrence, Jason Segel, Brett Goldstein

    Some of the team behind Ted Lasso created a different kind of dramedy for another comedy actor. This time it’s Jason Segel as a therapist who decides to start getting a little too honest with his patients, much to the shock of his colleagues, played by Jessica Williams and Harrison Ford — who is doing some of the best work of his recent career.

    Year: 2023-present
    Length: 2 seasons, ongoing
    Creator: Graham Yost

    The creator of Justified has delivered the best sci-fi show yet for Apple, an adaptation of a series of books called Wool by Hugh Howey. Set in the future in which we’ve destroyed this planet, Silo refers to the large underground bunker that houses around 10k citizens deep underground. Asking questions about history, authority, and power embedded in a murder mystery investigation spearheaded by the phenomenal Rebecca Ferguson, this is one of the best shows of the 2020s. It becomes even more ambitious in season two with the addition of Steve Zahn as the lone survivor of another silo.

    Year: 2022–present
    Length: 5 seasons, 30 episodes
    Creators: Morwenna Banks, Will Smith, Jonny Stockwood, Mark Denton 

    Apple was so confident in what it had with this spy thriller that it ordered four seasons from the jump and had two shot and aired in the same year (2022). A fifth just dropped in September 2025, and some fans probably hope Slow Horses could run forever (they’ll be happy to know that a sixth season has already been filmed and a seventh is on the way too). Gary Oldman is phenomenal as the head of Slough House, a sort of halfway house for British spies who made mistakes in more prominent positions. Of course, they’re usually the ones who save the day.

    Year: 2024
    Length: 1 season, 2 episodes
    Creator: Morgan Neville

    How do you unpack the life of a performer who was creative and unpredictable as Steve Martin? In two distinct halves. Morgan Neville pulls a fun trick with this Apple series that’s really more like two feature-length documentaries. The first uses archival footage to chart Martin’s rise to the top of the stand-up comedy food chain, which he left behind when he was arguably at his most popular. The second is a more intimate piece about Martin’s life since, including his films, art, and writing. It’s a must-see for fans of one of the best to ever do what he does.

    STEVE! (martin): A Documentary in Two Pieces

    Year: 2025
    Length: 1 season, 10 episodes
    Creator: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory, and Frida Perez

    One of the best shows of 2025 is this sharp dissection of the Hollywood machine and the people who keep it oiled. Co-creator Seth Rogen plays Matt Remick, the new head of a major studio behind imaginary projects like The Kool-Aid Movie! With too many cameos to count, it’s actually a love letter to Hollywood, and a reminder that the people who make blockbusters are often stumbling through their jobs as much as anyone.

    Year: 2020–2023
    Length: 3 seasons, 34 episodes
    Creators: Jason Sudeikis, Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Joe Kelly

    Shows based on ad campaigns shouldn’t be this successful. And yet here we are with Apple claiming ownership of arguably the biggest streaming comedy ever, a program that has won the Emmy for Best Comedy, Best Actor (Jason Sudeikis), and Best Supporting Actor (Brett Goldstein) two years in a row. Ted Lasso is massive. Every streamer wishes they had it.

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  • 7 Great Audiobooks to Listen to This Month

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    Every month, audiobook connoisseur Marshall Heyman listens to hours and hours of freshly published novels and nonfiction. He then recommends his favorite new titles, which often include juicy celebrity memoirs, buzzy literary fare, gripping thrillers, sweet romances, thoughtful essays, and even some poetry. He also provides his preferred listening speed for anyone else looking to maximize their audiobook intake. Check back next month for new releases.

    We Did OK, Kid, by Anthony Hopkins









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    Read by: Kenneth Branagh
    Length: 9 hrs, 5 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    A bonus of this audiobook is that, at the end of it, the 87-year-old double-Oscar winner takes over narrating duties from Kenneth Branagh and reads a few Shakespeare soliloquies and poems, like T.S. Eliot’s “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.” Even if you don’t like that sort of thing, it’s amazing. Some of my other favorite takeaways from this memoir are: the title, which I just love; Hopkins’s unexpected use of the word “razzmatazz” and his stories about James Woods and Oliver Stone badmouthing Paul Sorvino as “that fatso” (and even worse) on the set of Nixon; and Hopkins’s admission that he’s probably on the autism spectrum but prefers the term “cold fish.” In the rest of the book, Branagh is an amazing narrator, mostly because there are a lot of times you think Hopkins himself is reading. It’s surreal.

    Unplugged, by Tom Freston









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 13 hrs, 1 min
    Speed I listened: 2.7x

    I don’t know how the former MTV honcho ends up on so many nude beaches, but there are more mentions of clothing-optional sand dunes in this memoir than in any book I’ve read or listened to in recent memory. That makes this memoir sound spicier than it is. Mostly, Freston just references the conversations he has on said nude beaches — not much else. Though I loved the inspiring words at the end of Unplugged, I’ll admit it. I’m here for the entertainment gossip about Vice founder Shane Smith, not Freston’s recollections of his trips on psychedelics or to Afghanistan. When it comes to Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone, who acquired MTV in the ’80s, Freston really goes for the jugular. That’s my kind of audiobook nude beach, anyway.

    Bread of Angels, by Patti Smith









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 8 hrs, 42 mins
    Speed I listened: 2x

    Patti Smith makes so many highfalutin references to poets and artists and other intellectual pursuits in her books that, half the time, I have no idea what she’s talking about. This memoir, which covers her childhood in South Jersey as well as some later adventures with photographer Robert Mapplethorpe and the playwright Sam Shepard, is no exception. That’s why I listen to her books instead of reading them. There’s also something so deliberate and weird about Smith’s speaking voice that relaxes me. Nothing beats her breaking into song in the audio of Just Kids, which is still the pinnacle of her oeuvre, but in Bread of Angels, I love how she makes the first E silent in “atelier” and turns the O sounds into “eh” at the end of the words “mosquito” and “pillow.”

    The White Hot, by Quiara Alegria Hughes









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    Read by: Daphne Rubin-Vega
    Length: 5 hrs, 16 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    This novel, from the Pulitzer Prize–winning playwright, comes in the form of a letter from a mother to her daughter — an attempt to explain why she abandoned her many years prior. What makes this audiobook so listenable is the narration by Rubin-Vega, the original Mimi in Rent on Broadway. Her voice is sultry, and I listened to this in one white-hot shot because of her.

    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling









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    Read by: a full cast, including Cush Jumbo, Hugh Laurie, Riz Ahmed, Ruth Wilson, and Matthew Macfadyen
    Length: 8 hrs, 41 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.3x

    If you read this column, you know I haven’t had much luck connecting with Audible Originals. I’m also not a Potterhead. But this full-cast reading of the first novel in the series is a stellar example of the form. It’s certainly the best Audible Original I’ve heard, too. The cast is great, especially the interstitial narration by Cush Jumbo. It could be a budget thing. I can’t imagine licensing these novels comes cheap so, by extension, the production values and sound effects feel en pointe. It also could be a storytelling thing. Whatever you think about Rowling, she’s a very clever world-builder. This first journey made me want to continue listening to the subsequent dramatizations. They’ll be released one a month through May.

    Simply More, by Cynthia Erivo









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 3 hrs, 43 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    Cynthia Erivo is monumentally talented and impressive. I also think that, like Elphaba in Wicked, she can exude a holier-than-thou confidence that perhaps her monumental talent allows. I alternated between those feelings listening to this self-help book slash memoir. I appreciate its simplicity. Tiny pieces of fairly obvious advice — don’t listen to the haters, for instance; don’t take no for an answer — are mixed with anecdotes about Erivo’s rise to near-EGOT territory. Erivo is superhuman, so a lot of the advice she gives is easier said than done. But her speaking voice is as mellifluous as her singing voice, and there are moments of genuine realness, i.e., when she alludes to her complicated relationships with her sister, her mother, and her father.
    But maybe it’s just me. The subtitle to Simply More is “A book for anyone who’s been told they’re too much.” Guess what I’ve been told? Also, I appreciate that Erivo thanks her therapist in her acknowledgements.

    The Joy of Solitude, by Robert Coplan









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    Read by: Kevin R. Free
    Length: 8 hrs, 7 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.5x

    Are you really alone if you’re listening to an audiobook? I’ve been wondering that since I finished listening to this treatise on how we could all spend a little extra time by ourselves. Clearly if I’ve listened to this many audiobooks this month I spend a lot of time alone, so it’s nice to have a reminder — if, at over eight hours, an overlong one — that not only is it okay but it can actually be good for you.

    You Thought You Knew, by Kevin Federline









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 5 hrs, 53 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.7x

    The tabloid headlines may get exhausting, but I feel a lot of empathy for Britney Spears and her predicament. I hadn’t given much thought to her ex K-Fed, the father of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James. I certainly never considered him impressive. Whether the information in his book is true or not — there are three sides to every story — listening to this tell-all certainly made me see the onetime backup dancer in a totally new way. Maybe this will be a controversial opinion, but, reader, I feel for him, and I think he comes off well here. He admits to plenty of mistakes — partying, for instance, in a lurid way that he shouldn’t have been. But in his telling, at least, he seems like a decent, hardworking dad (of, okay, six kids with three different moms) who found himself in an insane situation (i.e., falling for one of the world’s biggest pop stars). Then, after that life exploded, he tried to find a daily existence where his children could live as normal a life as possible.

    Future Boy: Back to the Future and My Journey Through the Space-Time Continuum, by Michael J. Fox









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 3 hrs, 30 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.3x

    This memoir has a very simple purview: Fox recalls making Back to the Future, which, if you can believe it, is celebrating its 40th anniversary. God, I feel so old. The movie was Fox’s first real big-screen break. He took over the role of Marty McFly after Eric Stoltz, who had already shot a month or so as the character, was fired. Not only that, but Fox was simultaneously filming the sitcom Growing Pains, too. The recollections of that crazy time make for an adorable book, full of sharp observations from Fox and some of the movie’s big players, who often appear in recorded interviews. Future Boy is more than just a trip down memory lane; it’s a book about perseverance and hard work. The memories, though, are very much worth it. Lea Thompson, for instance, gave the sitcom actor a hard time when they first started working together because she felt he stole the role from Stoltz. Meanwhile, Fox had trouble driving the DeLorean. “Let’s face it,” Fox says. “It was a shit car.”

    The Widow, by John Grisham









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    Read by: Michael Beck
    Length: 14 hrs, 23 mins
    Speed I listened: 2x

    Since I started writing this column, I’ve come to really appreciate it when Grisham publishes a new novel, and I liked his latest a lot. It’s about a small-town, rural Virginian lawyer named Simon Latch who helps an eccentric older woman, Eleanor Barnett, rewrite her will. She insists she’s worth millions from her late husband’s Coca-Cola and Walmart stock. When she turns up dead, he’s accused of murdering her. Simon and Eleanor are just great characters in what is being billed as Grisham’s “first-ever whodunit,” and having regular Grisham narrator Michael Beck read the mystery makes this production somehow suspenseful and cozy at the same time.

    Vagabond: A Memoir, by Tim Curry









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 10 hrs, 40 mins
    Speed I listened: 3.2x

    Curry, perhaps best known as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror and Wadsworth the butler from Clue, suffered a stroke in 2012. He’s done quite a bit of voice-over work since, but the narration of his memoir is still slow, muted, and shaky. If you can get beyond that, there’s so much fascinating stuff, like his almost Dickensian relationship with his mother. Or how his experience playing Long John Silver in 1996’s Muppet Treasure Island was so positive he was “sad to go back to work with humans again.” Curry is extremely observant — about his circuitous career, his alcoholism, Bianca Jagger’s proclivity for carrying many different types of suntan lotion — that it’s hard not to enjoy this peripatetic ride.

    Hologram Boyfriends, by Mike Albo









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 6 hrs, 14 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    Mike Albo’s The Underminer (which he wrote with Virginia Heffernan) is one of my favorite books of the past two decades. It’s about those frenemies who always remind us, intentionally or not, of what losers we think we are. The Underminer is not meant as self-help, but it’s helped me through too many situations to count, with people in my life who just make me feel bad about myself. Hologram Boyfriends is an audio original that’s mostly about being a hopeless romantic in a gay dating world focused entirely on hookups. (Hello, me.) Some of this audiobook is performed live; some isn’t. The transitions between the two are a bit shaky, and so are the sound effects. But I felt super-seen listening to his essays here. I also laughed a lot. As an interesting companion piece, I’d suggest Jesse James Rose’s grittier memoir. Sorry I Keep Crying During Sex, though I found it more powerful as a read than as a listen.

    How to Be Less Miserable, by Lybi Ma









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    Read by: Emily Woo Zeller
    Length: 6 hrs, 27 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.9x

    If there was any self-help book title that went straight to my emotional core, it’s this one. I can’t say I’m so much less miserable since I listened to it, but I think I’m a little bit less miserable. And that’s no small victory. I don’t think Zeller is the most genial self-help narrator in the world, but I thank her profusely for reminding me to try to treat myself as a friend. To talk nicer to myself and to speak to myself with more compassion.

    Personal Branding for Introverts, by Goldie Chan









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    Read by: Ferdelle Capistrano 
    Length: 6 hrs, 10 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.6x

    Am I an extroverted introvert or an introverted extrovert? The jury’s out. But I do find it super-hard to promote myself and my work, including this column. (When Rami Malek told me he enjoyed reading it, I told him to stop fucking with me.) I hoped Personal Branding for Introverts by a writer who, I guess, became famous by posting videos on LinkedIn, would be a panacea toward fixing my problems. It wasn’t, though it helped remind me that I still need to work on defining the way I want to be seen by the world. It’s a bit hard to relate when Chan’s examples of introverts who’ve done well with just that include Taylor Swift, Keanu Reeves, and Rihanna, but maybe that’s my problem: I just need to be more like Taylor Swift, Keanu Reeves, and Rihanna.

    Gabrielle Hamilton, the chef behind the influential restaurant Prune and the author of Blood, Bones & Butter, returns with a compellingly written and read memoir. Next of Kin is about the ways even our family members undermine our personal success, hopes and dreams. (Undermining is clearly a theme in October’s audiobook recommendations!)

    Does This Make Me Funny?









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 8 hrs, 17 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x.

    These essays from the Girls star and daughter of playwright David Mamet are disarmingly revealing. Like Zosia, I, too, sometimes feel like one of the most anxious people in the world, so I related to her struggles with her monkey mind. But it’s also impressive that she goes there — to her troubles as an outcast in school; to the deep insecurity of her parents (mom is actress Lindsay Crouse); to pretty bleak stories about her encounters with male Hollywood agents and, one assumes, Matt Weiner. I don’t know if this book makes Zosia Mamet funny, but it’s a terrific listen.

    All the Way to the River









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 10 hrs, 10 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    This is an audiobook you can really sink your teeth into. I sped through it. I couldn’t turn it off. There’s Gilbert’s lucid writing and wrenching self-analysis, and then there’s her acute vocal narration. It’s the story of her longtime relationship with Rayya, a former-drug-addict hairstylist, and their almost vampiric symbiosis. (An excerpt appeared in New York Magazine.) At first I was super into the interstitial music between chapters. Then it became a bit repetitive and cloying — but at the end of the book, Gilbert announces that the music is one of Rayya’s original compositions which made it all worthwhile.

    Eternally Electric









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 9 hrs, 38 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.3x

    It can be a bit annoying how much the pop singer Debbie Gibson laughs while reading the audiobook version of her new memoir. Her jokes and anecdotes aren’t that funny. But her giggle regularly serves as a reminder of all the kid stars who didn’t mature into people bemused by their adult lives. That, to me, is a huge score for Debbie Gibson and made me want to keep listening to her journey — from very early stardom to The Apprentice, to touring with Tiffany, to driving around in her Kia with friends to find an outfit for some pre-Grammy parties. She also does an excellent Eartha Kitt, who starred opposite Gibson in a national tour of Rodgers & Hammersteins Cinderella.

    Pride and Prejudice









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    Read by: a full cast
    Length: 4 hrs, 34 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.4x

    I still haven’t found an Audible Original in which I feel completely immersed. Like all the other Originals I’ve tried, this version of Pride and Prejudice has awkward sound effects, slightly uncomfortable breathing and forced laughter, all in the background. What kept me listening here, though, was the promise of a pretty impressive cast that includes total babe Marisa Abela (Industry) as Elizabeth Bennett, and total babe Harris Dickinson (Babygirl) as Mr. Darcy. Even then, it’s still a mixed bag, just as all these productions seem to be; Abela is amazing, Dickinson barely blips on the radar. Otherwise, the stand-outs here are a screeching Marianne Jean Baptiste as Mrs. Bennett; Glenn Close in a wish-it-was-longer cameo; and Jessie Buckley, who, these days, seems to be great in everything.

    Night People









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 6 hrs, 57 mins
    Speed I listened: 2x

    I have a major crush on Mark Ronson and his slightly weird transatlantic accent now that I’ve finished the audiobook version of his memoir, subtitled “How to Be a DJ in ’90s New York City.” He had me at his lovely pronunciation of chuppah in a passage about his mother’s wedding to Foreigner’s Mick Jones in 1985. When Ronson reads an excerpt from Andy Warhol’s diaries, his vocal take on the infamous artist is to die for — as in, so good I swooned. While the book is generally a bit light on gossip, it’s dynamic on atmosphere. His description of the innumerable jackets friends would leave under his booth instead of at the coat check in his early days of working had me hollering.

    The Book of Sheen









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 8 hrs, 58 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.6x

    I expected this memoir to be much funnier and raunchier than Debbie Gibson’s, but it’s quite academic and sobering (excuse the pun). I respect that. Sheen seems to take the act of writing seriously. I think he’s shooting for something more like Open by Andre Agassi than a purely titillating tell-all, despite the stories of prostitutes and rehab. Though told in a literary tone, I’m not entirely sure Sheen really transcends the celebrity-autobiography genre. I still prefer Rob Lowe’s Stories I Only Tell My Friends. Still, Sheen’s Hollywood stories about working on Wall Street, for instance, kept me going. I also loved some words he uses, like “dabloonery,” for instance, and when he describes a time in his life as one of his “top three moments of awkward mcfuckness.” (Also worth noting? Sheen does an awesome impression of Nicolas Cage.)

    Poems & Prayers









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 2 hrs, 11 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.6

    I barely have a clue what Matthew McConaughey is talking about in most of this book, which consists of his writings over the past 40 years. But that’s what made it such a joy. (After listening, I realized it might be better to listen along with a copy of the text.) It’s unhinged in both a “Who in the hell does Matthew McConaughey think he is?” way as well as in a “Maybe this hot Texan actor really has the secret to life” way. I alternated between the two but mostly relished these bizarre poems, such as one called “Deuces.” McConaughey describes being stuck in the car while having to do a number 2. He finds a “roadside loo” and, it so happens, the janitor has just cleaned it. That “gave me faith/and relieved my doubt./See, I consider a porta-potty/an absolute win/long as the first butt in the mornin’s mine/on the porce-lin.” I mean, is this guy for real?

    About Time: Poems









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 1 hour, 17 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.5x

    This is mostly worth a listen as a companion piece to McConaughey’s new book. I appreciated that Duchovny seemed to put some actual thought into what a poem is, not that I could always follow what the Californication actor was trying to say. It turns out, it’s kind of just nice to have a mellow celebrity reading poems in your ear.

    I caught up on Wally Lamb’s The River Is Waiting, which came out earlier this summer. I liked the book quite a lot, even if it’s a real downer. The surprise here is Jeremy Sisto’s incredibly poignant narration.

    Tart by Slutty Cheff









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    Read by: Charly Clive
    Length: 7 hrs, 53 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    It’s August: You deserve a treat, like a big cone of soft-serve ice cream kind of book. This is a confident and brazen memoir about the sexual escapades of an up-and-coming female chef in the UK. Her pen name is annoying, but her book is a balls-out romp. (It’s read by a comedian too.)

    Gwyneth: The Biography by Amy Odell









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    Read by: Chanté McCormick
    Length: 13 hrs, 48 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.4x

    There were some things I needed to remember about Gwyneth Paltrow, so I’m grateful for this new biography. For instance: that she was just 26 when she won her Oscar for Shakespeare in Love in that pink Ralph Lauren dress. That “Goop” is her initials with two “o”s in the middle. That she enjoyed being “teabagged” by Ben Affleck. I could have easily listened to 27 more hours of this biography, even if the narrator pronounces the l in Ralph Fiennes.

    Your Favorite Scary Movie, by Ashley Cullins









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    Read by: Roger L. Jackson
    Length: 9 hrs, 43 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    I honestly can’t believe I listened to this whole book, which documents the making of the Scream movie franchise over the last three decades. When it comes to chronicles of Hollywood, the book is pretty thin and sycophantic. But remember: I could listen to over an entire day’s worth of content about Gwyneth Paltrow, so you’re not dealing with a full deck when it comes to me. A major selling point of the audio version of this book is that it’s read by Roger L. Jackson, the actor who plays the voice of Ghostface in all the Scream films. Every time he read a chapter title in that psychotic intonation, I melted.

    Are You Mad at Me?, by Meg Josephson









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 7 hrs, 2 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    One reason I connect with (and need) this new (and excellent) self-help book is that I’m already worried Gwyneth Paltrow is mad at me for listening to her unauthorized biography and then writing about it. Gwyneth and I don’t know each other, though we once spoke on the phone. Clearly, I should listen to Meg Josephson’s book — about “how to stop focusing on what others think and start living for you” — at least once or twice more. As a guide to the new me (or you), Josephson is very genial and wise. It blew my mind when she said that I’m not responsible for the version of me that exists in other people’s heads.

    Read by: the author
    Length: 11 hrs, 26 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.6x

    Read by: the author
    Length: 5 hrs, 41 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.6x

    I’m still having withdrawal from Jennette McCurdy’s book, I’m Glad My Mom Died. (It actually just reappeared on the Times Best Sellers list, so I’m not the only one.) As was the case for me with McCurdy, I have no idea who Alyson Stoner was before this. I guess she was in the Jonas brothers–Demi Lovato Disney vehicle Camp Rock? McCurdy’s book is better, though Stoner’s tales of her own substance-abusing mother and horrific Hollywood experiences scratched an itch. It’s a good companion to the recently released audio of Jodie Sweetin’s UnSweetined, which has an equally excellent title. (It was first published in 2009.) Where Stoner’s book is sometimes too baggy and woke, Sweetin’s just feels like an appetizer to her real post–Full House misery. I especially loved when she refers to her husband as “not that one, not that one either, but the last one.”

    Semi-Well-Adjusted Despite Literally Everything, by Alyson Stoner









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    Unsweetined by Jodie Sweetin









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    Seduction Theory by Emily Adrian. Even if its elliptical style is slightly anathema to the audiobook format, it’s a funny novel about perception, campus crushes, and sex.

    Though I preferred Gareth Brown’s previous novel, The Book of Doors, I also enjoyed his recently published follow-up, The Society of Unknowable Objects. Both are in a grounded world of magical realism, somewhere between Matt Haig and Harry Potter.

    If You Don’t Like This, I Will Die, written and read by Lee Tilghman, affirms what I’ve always thought: that it must be really, really annoying to be an influencer.

    Bring the House Down by Charlotte Runcie









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    Read by: Isabelle Farah
    Length: 8 hrs, 10 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    The milieu of this novel is niche; the gender politics are universal. It’s the tale of two critics (Alex and Haley) covering the Edinburgh Fringe. Alex does something a bit nasty. He beds an actress without telling her that he’s given her a one-star review in the next day’s paper. When the actress essentially gets Alex canceled, Haley needs to pick up the pieces. Farah narrates with great authority and humor, but that may be a given. She’s a British Lebanese comedian who’s brought three shows to the Fringe herself. Worth a try even if you’re not a theater nerd like I am.

    She Didn’t See It Coming by Shari Lapena









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    Read by: January LaVoy
    Length: 9 hrs, 48 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    On an ordinary day, Bryden, a wife and mother working at home, just disappears from her “luxury” condominium in Albany. Her cell phone’s still there. Her car is still in the garage. Did the creepy guy with the shady past living on another floor kidnap her? Is the hot Tesla driver with whom Bryden got into a fender bender involved? This is a spoiler, but Bryden is found dead, stuffed in a suitcase, in her condo’s storage room. What does it say about me that this plot twist didn’t faze me? I don’t want to know. Still, this is a totally enjoyable, propulsive summer book. As a listen, it has enough misdirects and, yes, discussions of stuffing people in suitcases, to be a kind of a kick. Though one of the greater mysteries remains: What kind of amenities do luxury condos have in Albany?

    A Marriage at Sea by Sophie Elmhirst









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    Read by: Marisa Calin
    Length: 5 hrs, 50 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.8x

    In the early 1970s, Maurice and Marilyn decide to sail away. Like escape their lives for real. A year into their journey, a whale knocks a hole in their boat. They’re at sea, on a rubber raft, for months, trying to survive. This nonfiction account is compelling, romantic, and, at just under six hours, a particularly good length for an audiobook. A caveat: I may have enjoyed it more because I listened to it while I was on a cruise in Iceland. I told everyone I knew on the ship to read or listen to it, too.

    The Woman in Suite 11 by Ruth Ware









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    Read by: Imogen Church
    Length: 15 hrs, 11 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.4x

    You may remember the British travel writer Lo Blacklock from her first adventure on a luxury cruise ship in 2016’s The Woman in Cabin 10. In that installment, she witnessed a passenger being thrown overboard. In this follow-up, Lo has written a best-selling book about that crazy nightmare. Now she lives in New York. She’s married to a Times reporter, has a kid, and feels very much out of the travel journalism loop. Her hubby convinces her to attend the press opening of a hotel owned by a reclusive Swiss billionaire. If you can believe it, bad things start to happen when she gets there. I couldn’t necessarily follow all the callbacks to Cabin 10, but I still enjoyed the ride. Church is a great narrator when she’s tracking Lo’s misadventures or delving into a Swiss French accent, but she reads Lo’s husband as if he’s one of the Sopranos, and that’s a weird choice.

    Empire of the Elite by Michael Grynbaum









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    Read by: Jacques Roy
    Length: 11 hrs, 46 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    There’s not much new I learned from this history of Condé Nast. But I may be an outlier, having worked there (at W and The New Yorker) for years. I’ll also have you know I scored 32 out of 32 on that recent “Could You Have Landed a Job at Vogue in the ’90s” quiz in the New York Times. Roy’s narration feels a bit pedestrian for what is meant to be a glamorous insider account, but I don’t know if I’ll ever turn down a book that includes a bowlful of anecdotes about Graydon Carter, Tina Brown, and Si Newhouse. This is my version of a comfort listen.

    Finding Grace by Loretta Rothschild









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    Read by: Fiona Button
    Length: 11 hrs, 24 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    I don’t love a plot that hinges on a person keeping a secret for an extremely long time. That if he would just tell it, he wouldn’t cause so much emotional distress for himself and everyone else. (Think Monster’s Ball, Dear Evan Hansen.) So it’s a tribute to Rothschild and Button, her narrator, that I found this novel compelling and tender even if that secret-keeping struck me as far-fetched. The book starts with Tom losing his wife, Honor, and their daughter in a terrible, grisly incident. As narrated by Honor, we learn how Tom goes on. Add this to your stable of sweet-and-tart British novels like One Day by David Nicholls or Good Material by Dolly Alderton.

    So Far Gone by Jess Walter









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    Read by: Edoardo Ballerini
    Length: 8 hrs, 20 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.9x

    Edoardo Ballerini is certainly one of the best-known audiobook readers, but his narration of this novel was the first time I really understood the hype. Walter is a frequent Ballerini collaborator; they created an audiobook original together. Here, Ballerini is a stand-in for Rhys Kinnick, an off-the-grid journalist who has to reclaim his grandchildren. Kinnick is one of those great curmudgeonly creations you just want to spend time with, and Ballerini brings him to humorous, relatable life.

    Murder on Sex Island by Jo Firestone









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 5 hrs, 54 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    Somehow — probably better not to ask why — Luella van Horn, the nom de plume of kooky Staten Island divorcée Marie Jones, gets hired to investigate a missing cast member of a reality show. In general, this is a pretty off-center “cozy mystery,” but it made me laugh a lot—as did Firestone’s dry observations about life, love, and reality television and her heightened, blousy narration. It surely helps that, as a comedian, Firestone knows how to deliver funny.

    Maybe This Will Save Me, by Tommy Dorfman









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 7 hrs, 57 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.5x

    I barely knew who Tommy Dorfman was before I listened to this memoir. Dorfman is perhaps best known for the Netflix teen drama Thirteen Reasons Why, though she recently starred with Rachel Zegler in a revival of Romeo and Juliet on Broadway. I recognized Dorfman most from a 2021 paparazzi shot holding hands with the actor Lucas Hedges. Dorfman really takes Hedges to task here about his behavior during their time together, so I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about the book. It’s all pretty self-indulgent but extremely hard to stop listening to. And the indie-actor-gossip value is A-plus.

    Next to Heaven by James Frey









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    Read by: Gina Gershon
    Length: 10 hrs, 29 mins
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    Frey modeled this soapy novel, set among the wealthy and bored residents of a Connecticut suburb, after the work of Jackie Collins. Just like most things that Frey writes, this ensemble drama consistently teeters between wry and perceptive and ridiculously bloated. Funnily enough, what kept me listening was Gershon who, as narrator, brings a groovy, louche voice to the proceedings, even if her pronunciation of French words feels a bit forced.

    Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid









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    Read by: Kristen DiMercurio and Julia Whelan
    Length: 9 hrs, 52 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    This astronaut drama doesn’t quite have the fun factor of previous Jenkins Reid novels, but I still found it more enjoyable to listen to than when I started actually reading it a few months ago. The author of the far superior The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and Carrie Soto Is Back takes outer space exploration and the stars a little too seriously, at least for my summer-reading speed. But lesser Jenkins Reid is still a treat, and the drama between the main character, Joan, a successful scientist, and her selfish sister Barbara is juicier than anything that takes place in a NASA shuttle over the course of the book.

    I also enjoyed: Soundtrack, an audiobook original by Jason Reynolds about a New York City band that finds success doing pop-up concerts in the subway. The creepiness of Aisling Rawle’s The Compound is only heightened by the English actress Lucy Boynton as narrator. The small cast narrating Leila Mottley’s The Girls Who Grew Big really accentuates the longing of the lost teenage mothers. Meanwhile, Happy Wife, by Meredith Lavender and Kendall Shores, about a Florida woman whose husband up and vanishes, could be the fun summer listen you’re looking for.

    ‘Who Knew’ by Barry Diller









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 12 hrs, 40 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.4x

    Barry Diller has always terrified me, but this memoir makes him seem a little less intimidating. He’s just a guy — he describes himself at 42 years old as “something of an innocent” and later he’s worried about being a “mogul manqué” and “discarded like yesterday’s fish” — who’s never been able to express his inner life thanks to the fear of his homosexuality coming to public light and the emotional inertia of his upbringing. (His parents, he says, “never asked me a personal question” in all his life.) Me being me, I find the little things in this audiobook weirdly mesmerizing. For instance: his awkward pronunciation of “diaspora” and French expressions like “coup de foudre.” Wife Diane von Furstenberg awkwardly pipes in to re-create a few romantic letters she sent Diller over the years of their unusual courtship. The muted vitriol he vocalizes when describing Arnold Schwarzenegger as a “dumbfuck oaf” or addressing Rupert Murdoch (who ruined one of Diller’s big surprise birthday parties) as “you fucking asshole.” Call me crazy, but of everything here, in a section where Diller describes his lack of interest in Pixar, I perhaps found this detail most bemusing: “I didn’t get any of the charm of Toy Story.” Who doesn’t like Toy Story?

    The Tenant, by Freida McFadden









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    Read by: Will Damron and Christine Lakin
    Length: 8 hrs, 50 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    Somehow this thriller is both preposterous and genius. When Blake loses his big marketing job, he worries about making the payments on the Upper West Side townhouse (!) where he lives with his fiancé Krista. Krista suggests they bring in a tenant, and they find Whitney, who seems normal until … Blake starts having allergic reactions to his clothing, he finds hair in his leftover Chinese food, and his life is generally ruined. The hair in the food thing is so gross (dumb) I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of it before ( brilliant). There’s an equally nightmarish moment involving maggots in a bed that just made me think, Touché Freida McFadden, whomever you are. I hope I haven’t ruined The Tenant for you, because I found listening to it a total hoot.

    Food Person by Adam Roberts









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    Read by: Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
    Length: 11 hrs, 15 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    On rare occasions, I enjoy a book so much that, while listening to it, I develop an intellectual crush on the author. Then I gently stalk him on Instagram to try and deduce if he’s single. I’ll admit I did this with Adam Roberts. That’s because I fell in love with this very funny novel about Isabella, a boring food writer who tries to ghostwrite a cookbook slash memoir for a washed-up Mischa Barton–like star who barely ever eats but pretends to love to cook. It’s completely charming with on point references about celebrities and the food world. And it’s delightfully read by Hutchinson-Shaw. The author, however, lives in Brooklyn with his boyfriend. Sigh.

    Notes to John, by Joan Didion









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    Read by: Julianne Moore
    Length: 6 hrs, 33 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.5x

    I used to idolize the relationship between Joan Didion and John Gregory Dunne. I loved both of their work — in particular the novels — and I imagined their partnership as the height of intellectual romance. That’s at least partly why I found this book (which came out in late April) fascinating. It comprises letters Joan wrote to John outlining in exacting detail sessions Didion had with a therapist to discuss their daughter Quintana’s alcoholism. It’s an intimate, telling window into all their lives. There’s an added layer of celebrity with Julianne Moore’s narration.

    Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell









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    Read by: Daniel Henning
    Length: 12 hrs, 42 mins
    Speed I listened: 1.9x

    In this clever ’80s-set supernatural romantic comedy, the disarmingly handsome underdog Joe moves to the Pines in Fire Island for the summer to let loose after losing his boyfriend to AIDS. Joe shacks up (platonically) with Howie and Lenny, local house cleaners who also happen to be part of a paranormal coven. Henning is a great guide to this loopy scene, even if his acting of the ancillary characters (in particular Howie and Lenny) can get a bit strident.This is such an enjoyable romp that his more annoying voices are easy to forgive.

    What Kind of Paradise by Janelle Brown









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    Read by: Peter Ganim and Helen Laser
    Length: 11 hrs, 42 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    Jane lives in a remote cabin with her dad in Montana with few genuine connections to either technological or social advancements in the outside world. As she grows up, she starts to question this arrangement and, in the process, helps her father commit a strange crime. In the second part of the book, she unravels many of the lies he told her and needs to reconcile if he was justified in doing so. This is more of an introspective thriller than a twisty one, but its puzzles have really stayed with me. It’s a particularly good listen because the bulk of the story is told from Jane’s naive perspective.

    In a cross-section of this month’s themes, Keith McNally’s overlong but generally absorbing memoir, I Regret Almost Everything, has titillating gay awakenings and restaurant gossip, and it’s read by the actor Richard E. Grant.

    Even if the Florida jokes are maybe a bit too easy these days, Carl Hiassen’s Fever Beach, also read by Damron, made me laugh out loud.

    For better French pronunciations than Diller’s and some creepy recollections about Billy Joel, check out Christie Brinkley’s surprisingly self-aware Uptown Girl.

    Though I wish there were more crazy revelations in it, Rich Cohen’s Murder in the Dollhouse is at a cross section of things that fascinate me: the downtown theater scene, Brown University, and wealthy New Yorkers.

    The Griffin Sisters Greatest Hits by Jennifer Weiner









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    Read by: Dakota Fanning
    Length: 15 hrs., 32 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    Yes, this novel owes a lot to Daisy Jones & the Six, but I still loved it. It’s set in two time periods. In the early aughts, Zoe (beautiful, ambitious) and her sister, Cassie (think a closed-off Mama Cass), find mainstream popularity as a kind of Tegan and Sara rock band. Twenty years after they split, Zoe’s daughter, Cherry, runs away to enter an American Idol competition. She tries to reconnect with her estranged Aunt Cassie, who now lives off the grid in Alaska. Dakota Fanning’s narration never distracts from the big, warm hug this novel gave me every time I returned to it and pressed play.

    Flesh by David Szalay









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    Read by: Daniel Weyman
    Length: 9 hrs., 25 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    This is another novel I just loved this month, and it couldn’t be any more different from Jennifer Weiner’s. Like Szalay’s other very good fiction, this one is about men dealing with the strange disappointments of life. Flesh tracks the ups and downs of István, from the accident he causes as a teenager in Hungary to his life on the sidelines as a limo driver for rich businessmen in London. István doesn’t say much, but he’s such a compelling figure. When he does speak, often just responding “Okay,” the actor Daniel Weyman (Gandalf on Amazon Prime’s The Rings of Power) captures him perfectly.

    Turning to Birds by Lili Taylor









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 4 hrs., 16 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.7x

    I didn’t know I cared about birds or that I cared about Lili Taylor (Mystic Pizza, Say Anything) until I listened to this memoir about the actress discovering community in the world of bird watching. Taylor’s voice and personality is so quirky and recognizably off-center that I just so enjoyed spending a few hours in her presence. Even if I must admit I still don’t really care about birds. Sorry, Lili. I know you tried.

    Sky Daddy, by Kate Folk









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    Read by: Kristen Sieh
    Length: 9 hrs., 23 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    Like me, you probably initially hear the conceit of this novel and think, Pass. It’s about Linda, a middling worker in San Francisco, who gets her ya-yas from flying on planes. As in she’s sexually attracted to jumbo jets, notably one she has been trying to reconnect with since she was a kid. She’d like to marry it. The plane. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, it’s a metaphor for the confusions of sexuality. And yes, partially thanks to Sieh’s straightforward and honest reading, I also thought this book was touching and a total and complete hoot.

    My Next Breath, by Jeremy Renner









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 6 hrs., 35 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.8x

    Jeremy Renner, the action star, house-flipper, and self-proclaimed “pain in the ass to many,” says he did not want to write this memoir, which details his near-fatal accident in January 2023 with a 14,000-pound snowplow. I’m not sure I wanted to listen to it either, but I’m very glad I did. His description of his recovery is life affirming and just pretty incredible. His narration is particularly harrowing. There are occasional cuts to 911 calls on the day of the incident, and you can even hear Renner fighting to stay alive in the background. I’m of the mind that not every celebrity needs a memoir, but this one’s worth it.

    Time Anxiety by Chris Guillebeau









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 5 hrs., 11 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.6x

    Every blue moon or so, a self-help-ish book comes along that truly seems like it can help our complicated, messy lives. This is one of them. I can’t urge you enough to listen to Time Anxiety. Guillebeau, a seemingly very affable fellow with quite a bit of common sense, explains that we’re all very focused on “managing time,” but when it comes to brass tacks, time really can’t be managed. His advice is practical and doable. Things like: Stop evaluating your productivity based on a single day. Instead, look at a whole month. Learn to leave things unfinished (lame books, boring audiobooks, uninteresting Netflix series). Don’t waste hours and hours looking for the best flight options, “just book the fucking ticket.” Write a “to dread” list instead of a “to do” list, and get the things done on it quickly and with as little pain as possible. One thing I’d like to do with my time this year is make Guillebeau my friend, and I feel like I’m already on the path forward. At the end of the audiobook he says, “Thank you. You’re awesome. I’m so glad we spent this time together.” Me too!

    Even if Lauren Ambrose’s narration is consistently amazing, I was starting to get bored with Nita Prose’s Maid series, but her latest, The Maid’s Secret, is a solid triple. There’s some great skewering of Antiques Roadshow, and our seemingly neurodivergent protagonist, Molly, becomes a minor celebrity.

    I would probably listen to Harriet Walter (the mom on Succession) read the phone book, but I’d much prefer to listen to her perform a novel like The Usual Desire to Kill, by Camilla Barnes. Propulsive plot this does not have, but brittle British witticisms it certainly does.

    After a stellar first half, the plot gets way, way off track in The Last Session, by Julia Bartz, but I love a novel about therapy and I still enjoyed the listen.

    I’ve had problems getting into books by Emily Henry, but I survived — and enjoyed — A Great Big Beautiful Life, probably because it has a bit of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo in it. Everyone’s cribbing from Taylor Jenkins Reid and with good reason!

    Careless People, by Sarah Wynn-Williams









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 13 hrs, 16 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    This is a completely fascinating memoir by a former Facebook employee (in international relations and public policy) about her journey at the company. Wynn-Williams leaves no asshole behind, not Mark Zuckerberg or Sheryl Sandberg, which makes the book, titled after a description of Tom and Daisy in The Great Gatsby, compelling and, well, perfectly relatable. The author’s charming New Zealand accent heightens the listenability, even when she takes a few too many diversions or gets on her soapbox.

    Raising Hare by Chloe Dalton









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    Read by: Louise Brealey
    Length: 6 hrs, 26 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.8x

    Anyone who knows me can attest that I’m not an animal guy. At all. But from the moment it started, I was both rapt and moved by this memoir of an overworked Londoner who saves and raises a leveret at her country home during the pandemic. More than most self-help books I’ve listened to recently, this carefully observed book made me very conscious of taking time to breathe and appreciate the world around me. Even if it definitely did not convince me to get a bunny as a pet.

    Wild Dark Shore by Charlotte McConaghy









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    Read by: a multicast
    Length: 9 hrs, 35 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    Not that I’m one to forget its existence, but listening to books often reminds me of my misanthropic side. A novel like this hits that sweet spot. Dominic Salt, a widower, and his three kids are the last inhabitants on Shearwater, an island near Antarctica that was once teeming with researchers. And then, suddenly, a woman washes ashore, and she’s looking for her husband. It’s all very romantic, which clashes with my bitter distrust of people, but, I guess, one can’t exist without the other. Each character has his or her own narrator, which keeps this briskly moving along.

    All the Other Mothers Hate Me by Sarah Harman









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    Read by: Georgina Sadler
    Length: 11 hrs, 15 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    In this comic thriller, Florence Grimes, a former girl-bander who lives in Notting Hill, thinks her 10-year-old son, Dylan, might have something to do with the disappearance of his classmate, Alfie. I listened to this book while I was in London recently, which may have amplified my enjoyment. Even if the last act is a bit muddy, I enjoyed Grimes’s hyperactive narration, as performed by Sadler.

    Say Everything by Ione Skye









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 8 hrs, 37 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    I’m dating myself, but I saw Say Anything (1989) in the movie theater with my mom. Obviously the actress Ione Skye was a big deal then as John Cusack’s love interest, but I can’t say I’ve given her a ton of thought since. That said, I found this memoir surprisingly sexy and up-front. Especially fascinating are Skye’s descriptions of her romantic dalliances, including with the actor Keanu Reeves (attempted, at least); Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz (married him); singer Anthony Kiedis (dated), and interior designer David Netto (had a kid).

    It’s actually a decent month for book-club books: Broken Country by Clare Leslie Hall (Reese’s pick) is a very well-narrated throwback period mystery/thriller with an ending that I didn’t expect. I found the memoir The Tell by Amy Griffin (Oprah’s pick), about a wealthy New York mom of four who uncovers old, upsetting memories, totally riveting — especially because of Griffin’s cogent and immediate reading of it. And though Sophie Stava’s Count My Lies (Good Morning America’s pick) defies some probability, I was really taken in by its two female narrators: a rich woman and a poor one who poses as her nanny. Who’s Ripley-ing whom? There’s a nice, final turn of the screw there.

    Though it’s an occasionally circuitous slow burn, I was rapt by the experience of listening to Dream Count by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. And Graydon Carter’s When the Going Was Good made me super nostalgic for my salad days at Condé Nast, even if I didn’t learn much new.

    We All Live Here, by Jojo Moyes









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    Read by: Jenna Coleman
    Length: 12 hrs, 38 mins
    Speed I listened: 2x

    I usually savor a new Jojo Moyes novel in print. This time, I gave her latest a listen, and I loved the experience just as much. In this one, a divorced mom finds herself with a complicated full house when her estranged (and broke) father comes back to live with her, her stepfather, and her daughters. Charming, funny, warm, unexpected — like all of the Jojo Moyes canon, it’s a delight.

    Memorial Days by Geraldine Brooks









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 4 hrs, 56 mins.
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    Everything seemed fine, and then suddenly, on Memorial Day 2019, the writer Geraldine Brooks got a call that her 60-year-old husband, the journalist Tony Horwitz, had dropped dead. This memoir alternates between the history of their marriage and the grief she attempts to work through while on a remote Australian island. Part of what’s thrilling about the audio production is how Brooks’s lyrical accent elevates her lovely and spare prose.

    Three Days in June, by Anne Tyler









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    Read by: J. Smith-Cameron
    Length: 4 hrs, 23 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.8x

    I’ve never been an Anne Tyler reader, but the brisk length of her latest novel made a listen particularly appealing. An added bonus: The book is narrated by actress J. Smith-Cameron from Succession. She’s the awkward mother of a bride who doesn’t really think her daughter should get married to the groom. The weight of this one really sneaks up on you. Or, at least, it snuck up on me.

    This is a Love Story by Jessica Soffer









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    Read by: Marin Ireland
    Length: 8 hrs
    Speed I listened: 2x

    I’m not a huge fan of the actress Marin Ireland as a narrator. But I found that her voice slipped away whenever the narrative of this family — a Philip Roth-like writer, his artist wife, and their gallerist son — perked up, and that’s quite often. It takes a minute to get used to the form the book takes, as it’s told from several different perspectives. But otherwise, this is a moving and compelling Manhattan story.

    Source Code by Bill Gates









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    Read by: Wil Wheaton
    Length: 11 hrs, 41 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    I’m usually not that keen on a memoir that’s not read by the author, but I’m glad I gave Bill Gates’s new book a pass. (It’s read by the actor Wil Wheaton, who, thanks to narrating Ready Player One and The Martian, has become almost synonymous with heady and slightly dorky audiobooks.) I found Gates’s self-analysis here quite relatable and his journey from precocious kid to major player in the tech world very compelling. My favorite detail is that his favorite drink to order while in college was a Shirley Temple.

    I excitedly tore through the nearly 23 hours of Lorne, by Susan Morrison, in a weekend. (I was her assistant for three years.) The surprising grotesquery of Victorian Psycho, by Virginia Feito, made me laugh out loud. Chelsea Handler did too, in her new memoir I’ll Have What She’s Having, which also convinced me I could use a life-lessons master class from the comedian. And I’m always here for thoughtful analysis about gossip, which is why I enjoyed You Didn’t Hear This From Me, by Kelsey McKinney.

    Presumed Guilty, by Scott Turow









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    Read by: Grover Gardner
    Length: 20 hrs, 11 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.1x

    I normally bristle at a 20-hour audiobook, but I found this second sequel to Turow’s 1987 thriller Presumed Innocent (first a Harrison Ford movie, which I have seen; more recently, a Jake Gyllenhaal Apple series I haven’t) completely gripping. Early on, I thought Grover Gardner’s voice was a bit fuddy-duddy, but I got used to it. In this installment, our protagonist Rusty chooses to defend his stepson, who is accused of murder. He’s now in his late 70s, and his company is addictive as ever.

    Playworld by Adam Ross









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 22 hrs, 9 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2x

    It’s so unlike me, but here’s another 20-plus-hour audiobook that I couldn’t turn off. Well, that’s not completely true. A few hours into the saga of Griffin — a child actor growing up in New York City in 1980 — I was frustrated that he was caught between the sexual advances of two adults, one an older female family friend, the other his wrestling coach. But the book takes off when Griffin is cast in a movie by a Woody Allen–esque director. Ross, a former child actor himself, is an engaging reader of what must be a semi-autobiographical roman à clef.

    The Three Lives of Cate Kay by Kate Fagan









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    Read by: Marin Ireland and others
    Length: 9 hrs, 52 mins.
    Speed I listened: 2.2x

    For a while, the actress Marin Ireland was reading every big audiobook, and I just got tired of listening to her voice. So it’s a testament to the author and this novel that I found it so compelling. The book, a Reese Witherspoon pick about a best-selling writer and her hidden, tumultuous past, shares some similar DNA with The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo (which I loved), and that’s definitely not a bad thing.

    Wild West Village by Lola Kirke









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    Read by: the author
    Length: 5 hrs, 35 mins.
    Speed I listened: 1.9x

    I thought the actress/singer Lola Kirke was great in Mozart in the Jungle and Mistress America. I had a fun afternoon writing about her when I worked at The Wall Street Journal. But in the last few years, she’s dropped off the Hollywood scene. She focused more on country music and, one assumes, writing this very honest, sometimes even shocking, book of essays about growing up in New York City in a dysfunctional family of eccentrics. In fact, the most pedestrian thing about the book is the title. Otherwise, Kirke comes off wise and introspective. She even got under my skin.

    In Gad We Trust by Josh Gad









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    Length: 8 hrs, 4 mins.
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    I didn’t want to like this memoir by the actor behind the voice of Olaf in Frozen and from The Book of Mormon, but almost immediately, Gad won me over. Or, Sacha Baron Cohen did, reading a short foreword in which the artist sometimes known as Borat says he’s wearing “very noisy clogs.” Gad is pretty name-droppy. Friends include Anne Hathaway, Bryce Dallas Howard, Johnny Depp, the late Chadwick Boseman, and pretty much anyone with whom he’s ever co-starred. Besides Cohen, Mel Brooks and Ron Howard pop in for seemingly unnecessary vocal cameos. But Gad is awfully charming, whether he’s detailing his tempestuous relationship with stage director James Lapine, his rise on the high-school forensics circuit, or his endearing emotions toward his growing daughters. We’d probably be friends, too. Josh — call me.

    The Life Cycle of the Common Octopus, by Emma Knight, is a charming novel about the British class system and coming of age at college in Scotland.

    In the department of challenging relationships between daughters and their mothers, I enjoyed both the singer Neko Case’s The Harder I Fight the More I Love You and Shari Franke’s The House of My Mother, as painful as both could occasionally be.

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  • Every Emma Stone Movie, Ranked

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    This list was originally published on September 20, 2017. Emma Stone’s latest movie, Bugonia, hit theaters on October 24, 2025.

    Emma Stone has said her idol, and role model, as an actress is Diane Keaton, and it makes total sense: Now that you’re thinking about it, it’s hard not to connect them, right? Like Keaton, Stone is instantly likable, dazzlingly funny — you can make an argument she’s a comedienne first and foremost — and relatable while never losing that star wattage. In the span of a decade, she went from making her debut (in Superbad) to being a beloved Hollywood fixture and an Oscar winner to boot. But also like Keaton, it’s not difficult to imagine her expanding on this, pushing herself while never losing that inherent affability. She’s one of us while being the best of us … which is an excellent definition of a movie star. It’s going to be extremely fun updating this list as the years go forward — after all, look where Keaton went. Who’s to say Stone can’t go just as far … or further?

    This week, she returns to theaters with Bugonia, in which she once again teams up with Greek filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos, continuing one of modern movies’ most rewarding partnerships. In the film, she flexes both her comedic and dramatic muscles, proving as always how good she is in either mode. But don’t forget that she’s also a producer on Bugonia: Although we’re ranking her finest performances, it’s important to point out how pivotal she’s been in championing other directors’ work as well. (Not for nothing, but two of 2024’s signature movies, A Real Pain and I Saw the TV Glow, were shepherded by her company, Fruit Tree.) Stone swears she has no interest in directing, but it’s hard not to imagine that one day she’ll get the itch to try that, too. Also like Keaton, she’s a creative force who seems capable of just about anything.

    Here are her 24 roles, ranked. We omitted bit parts — though we love her in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping — and voice roles (although she’s awfully fun in The Croods). And we didn’t include The Curse since that’s television. But no matter how you choose to measure it, she’s had a pretty great career already.

    Year: 2008
    Director: Peter Cattaneo
    Run time: 1h 42m

    It’s insane to think there was a time in human existence that Bradley Cooper, Josh Gad, Christine Applegate, Jane Lynch, Jason Sudeikis, Will Arnett, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Demetri Martin, Keir Gilchrist, and Emma Stone all played supporting characters in a movie that starred Rainn Wilson, but, hey, 2008 was quite a year. Stone has a thankless, off-brand role as a moping member of a teenage rock band who drafts a former drummer in a Metallica-esque band (Wilson) to fill in so they can play their school prom. This thing is junky — and it’s not Wilson’s fault he has to do so much heavy lifting, in his underwear no less — and Stone escapes dignity intact, barely, from the wreckage.

    Year: 2014
    Director: Woody Allen
    Run time: 1h 37m

    Stone spent two years trying out the role of Woody Allen’s modern muse, not unlike Scarlett Johansson the decade before, but her stint didn’t come with any Match Point–style breakthrough: The two movies she made with Allen were among the director’s most formulaic work. She struggles particularly here as a “mystic” who performs illusions and inspires a cynical fellow magician (Colin Firth), briefly, to suspend his disbelief. Certain actors benefit from Allen’s hands-off approach, but Stone might not be one of them. She looks lost and flailing most of the time, forced to carry way too much of the narrative and the film’s attempts at charm. Stone isn’t necessarily to blame — Magic in the Moonlight is a minor trifle, even for late-career Allen — but this just isn’t a great fit.

    Year: 2013
    Director: Ruben Fleischer
    Run time: 1h 53m

    If you don’t remember Gangster Squad, it’s the other nostalgic, old-school-Hollywood-themed movie in which Stone plays an aspiring actress who moves to Los Angeles to become famous and falls in love with Ryan Gosling. Of her three collaborations with Gosling, this one is easily the worst. A limp attempt at recapturing the snarl and sex appeal of a bygone era’s gangster pictures, the film mostly feels like an excuse for big names to play dress up in fedoras. Stone isn’t terrible as Grace, the girlfriend of an infamous crime boss (Sean Penn) who starts to have feelings for the cop (Gosling) who’s helping to bring him down. But despite the timeless nature of her appeal in most roles — you get the sense that she could have been a star in any era — she doesn’t quite convince as a noir-ish love interest.

    Year: 2011
    Director: Will Gluck
    Run time: 1h 49m

    Stone only really has one scene here, but it’s a silly, fun one: She gets to break up with Justin Timberlake and then leave the movie all together. It’s worth noting that her male counterpart, the guy breaking up with Mila Kunis, is Andy Samberg. Stone is clearly here as comic relief, and it’s telling that the movie (ostensibly a comedy) trusts her to carry that responsibility on her own. Stone and Samberg would have the opportunity to reconnect a few years later with her cameo in Popstar, and even though that part is too slight to make this list, it’s even funnier. (“Turn up the beef!”)

    Year: 2015
    Director: Woody Allen
    Run time: 1h 35m

    The better of Stone’s two Woody Allen films, Irrational Man finds her playing a bright, impressionable college student who’s smitten with her brilliant, morose philosophy professor (Joaquin Phoenix), who starts developing feelings for her, too. If Magic in the Moonlight was Stone’s chance at a frothy Allen period comedy, Irrational Man is more Crimes and Misdemeanors, analyzing morality, guilt, and the absence of God in the midst of a murder plot. Stone’s role is crucial — she comes to understand just how troubled and dangerous her teacher is, and must take action — but the actress doesn’t bring enough gravitas to this drama. Her effervescence gets reduced to blandness in Allen’s movies, which ultimately feels more like his issue than hers.

    Year: 2015
    Director: Cameron Crowe
    Run time: 1h 45m

    Photo: Neal Preston/Columbia

    Our mild defense of Stone’s notorious casting as Allison Ng, an Air Force captain whose father is half-Hawaiian and half-Chinese, is that part of the joke of the character is that she loves bragging about her ethnically diverse background — even though she looks like, well, Emma Stone. But that joke, like many in Aloha, isn’t particularly good, and it also doesn’t help that Stone plays Allison with a little too much earnest adorableness, never establishing much of a rapport with Bradley Cooper’s spiritually adrift military contractor. (That’s a problem, considering they’re supposed to fall in love.) Stone has since apologized for her part in the whitewashed casting, satirizing herself during a 2015 SNL skit in which she auditions for Star Wars based on her ability to play Asian characters. It’s a sign of how flawed Aloha is that its best moment comes when Stone dances with Bill Murray to Hall and Oates’ “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do).” She’d show off more dance moves in a better movie a year later.

    Year: 2009
    Directors: Michele Mulroney and Kieran Mulroney
    Run time: 1h 50m

    A rambling, moody, mostly dull middle-aged-white-guy-in-crisis movie about a blocked writer (Jeff Daniels) with an imaginary superhero friend (Ryan Reynolds), Paper Man only comes to life when Stone is onscreen as a teenage girl who befriends this sad-sack after losing her twin sister. Daniels is morose and whiny and Reynolds is hammy and over-the-top, which allows Stone to steal the movie, giving it its only modicum of zest and soul. She’s too good to be the fantasy of some old white guys, and soon, she wouldn’t have to be.

    Year: 2013
    Director: Various, Stone’s segment by Griffin Dunne
    Run time: 1h 30m

    This star-studded Kentucky Fried Movie homage — seriously, how did this movie get Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Halle Berry, Chris Pratt, Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts, and Richard Gere? — only has two decent segments. One is a cruel but admirably strange joke on homeschooling starring Watts and Liev Schreiber, and the other is a gonzo scene in which Stone and Kieran Culkin exchange supercharged sexual banter in a grocery store over the intercom. It’s as dumb as everything else in this movie, but both Culkin and Stone play it perfectly. Check out the way Stone says, “He was a wizard, Neil! We’re still laughing.

    Years: 2012 and 2014
    Director: Marc Webb
    Run time: 2h16m (The Amazing Spider-Man); 2h 22m (sequel)

    The Marc Webb–Andrew Garfield reboot of the Spider-Man series was pretty much dead on arrival — this might be the least-inspired comic-book sequel since Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer — but the one thing that does work is the relationship between Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. Garfield and Stone were dating in real life during the film, and it’s telling that the movie essentially stops every time they start talking to each other: They’re incredibly charming. Unfortunately, the comic-book gods must be fed, and thus, the lousiness of the rest of the movie and the end of a franchise flirtation that, all told, Stone is probably pleased to be rid of.

    Year: 2009
    Director: Mark Waters
    Run time: 1h 40m

    Stone plays the actual ghost-girlfriend of the title — a character named Allison who visits Matthew McConaughey’s slick bachelor and shows him the error of his ways with the women in his past. She has crazy wigged-out hair and braces, but she’s also quick and goofy in a way that McConaughey isn’t: This was right before the McConaissance, back when he was still mailing in stuff like this. It’s a small part, but Stone makes it count. When the movie is looking for a final joke beat at the end, it goes back to her, the one person who consistently provided them.

    Year: 2021
    Director: Craig Gillespie
    Run time: 2h 14m

    Photo: Disney+

    A little more than ten years after killing her first starring vehicle (Easy A), Cruella demonstrates how far Stone has come. Playing the future Cruella de Vil in an origin story nobody asked for, she’s at the peak of her movie-star powers as she rocks a British accent and struts through scenes as her glammed-out alter ego, happily wrapping the film around her finger. It’s a showy performance, but because there remains something so self-effacing and charming about her, it’s never overindulgent — you’ll get a kick out of how much of a ball she’s having. Unfortunately … this is an origin story nobody asked for, and the filmmakers have given her so little to work with that she has to do all the heavy lifting herself. This may be the first time that one of her films was too small to contain her.

    Year: 2008
    Director: Fred Wolf
    Run time: 1h 38m

    One of the most underrated and endlessly rewatchable comedies of the last 15 years, The House Bunny is so stupid/funny/sweet that it’s impossible to resist. That’s especially true of Stone as Natalie, a delightfully nerdy member of a loser sorority that’s transformed by the dim-bulb beauty Shelley (Anna Faris), who’s been kicked out of the Playboy Mansion. This geek-to-chic comedy was meant to be Faris’s big breakthrough, but Stone holds her own as the nerdy straight woman to Shelley’s ditzy, kindhearted stupidity. They’re a terrifically funny pair as Stone perfected her adorkable persona just as major stardom beckoned.

    Year: 2025
    Director: Ari Aster
    Run time: 2h 25m

    Stone’s role — to the chagrin of many critics who found Ari Aster’s “pandemic western” snide, formless, and frustrating (we’re among them) — is smaller than the ads make it look. That she’s so haunting during her short screen time speaks even worse of the movie. She plays Louise, the utterly stricken wife of Joaquin Phoenix’s Sheriff Joe, a woman so damaged that her pain and loss threaten to overwhelm the often glib film every time she appears. Stone has never looked quite so broken before, and there is something so raw and upsetting about her performance that you wish it were in a movie more worthy of it.

    Year: 2007
    Director: Greg Mottola
    Run time: 1h 59m

    One of the reasons you like Jonah Hill’s Seth in this movie — even though he’s disgusting, he says horrible things about women, and he can’t even steal a keg properly — is because of the great taste he has in his idealized crush. Stone’s Jules is smarter and kinder than everyone else in the movie. She has her shit together, yet she’s just silly enough to find Seth sort of charming, in spite of herself. This was her first movie role. Who wouldn’t want to see more?

    Year: 2011
    Director: Dan Fogelman
    Run time: 1h 47m

    Photo: Warner Bros.

    If this irritatingly cutesy rom-com had focused more on Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s story line, we would have liked it a lot more. The rest of the film strains to be profound about how screwy love can be, but she’s a delight as Hannah, a goody-goody law-school grad who decides she’s had it with her noncommittal boyfriend and takes a chance on Jacob, a seductive womanizer who’s blessed to look like Ryan Gosling. Like several Stone roles, Crazy, Stupid, Love. allows her to start off as slightly nerdy before she gets to show off her wilder side — which, naturally, is still kinda nerdy but very endearing. Hannah may be uptight, but she’s funny as hell, and Stone’s wiseass attitude is on great display when she convinces him to take off his shirt, losing her mind after she finally checks out his abs. The highlight of the movie comes later in the same scene, when Stone and Gosling re-create Dirty Dancing’s most famous moment (with the help of a body double). It’s light on its feet, but also very sexy.

    Years: 2009 and 2019
    Director: Ruben Fleischer
    Run time: 1h 28m (Zombieland); 1h 39m (Zombieland: Double Tap)

    This is another supporting role, but she brings her no-nonsense, brash-but-so-fun persona to the next level as one of the few survivors of the zombie holocaust, foraging throughout the bombed-out landscape with Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin and Woody Harrelson. (And Bill Murray, of course.) This is a minor part, but she makes it a major one: She grabs the funky, off-kilter Zombieland and ramps it up into something soulful and warm. It was exciting to watch a star being born — while the best you can say about the ill-advised sequel is that, even though she was by then way too famous to be doing something like this, she still seemed to give it her goofy all.

    Year: 2011
    Director: Tate Taylor
    Run time: 2h 26m

    Tate Taylor’s surprise monster hit could have been cloying and white-savior-y — and at times it is — but Stone grounds it with her ability to play characters who are screw-ups and awkward and gangly but also glamorous and more capable than just about everyone else around them. Impressively, she knows when to step aside and cede to her co-stars, giving Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis, and Jessica Chastain the room they need to lead the movie … before reeling it back in to keep the movie centered. It’s a quietly impressive performance, and the mark of a true star.

    Year: 2017
    Directors: Valerie Faris, Jonathan Dayton
    Run time: 2h 2m

    Stone couldn’t have known at the time — Battle of the Sexes was shot before La La Land’s awards campaign really got rolling — but this crowd-pleasing biopic is the perfect soft landing after that Oscar-winning game changer. Here, she plays Billie Jean King, the best player in women’s tennis in the early 1970s, who decides that she and her tour mates shouldn’t be paid so much less than their male counterparts. The film is a feminist parable that can sometimes be too rah-rah — favoring sentiment over nuance — but Stone supplies the heart, showing us a woman fighting for equality but also wrestling with her sexuality, getting involved with a beautiful hairdresser (Andrea Riseborough) but keeping the relationship under wraps for fear of angering fans and promoters. In future years, Battle of the Sexes may be the movie we point to where Stone pivoted away from her more adorable roles to something a little more grown-up and weary. Her King is intelligent and cutting, but she’s also a person who seems to be looking for something just out of reach, which gives the performance real poignancy. Stone and Riseborough’s tentative romance is sensual in a relaxed way; it’s the film’s emotional centerpiece. And when King finally faces off with that showboating Bobby Riggs (Steve Carell) in the finale, Stone guides her character to an ending that’s more emotional and tempered than one might expect — even if you know how their match ended up in real life.

    Year: 2025
    Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
    Run time: 1h 58m

    Photo: Atsushi Nishijima/Focus Features

    As you’ll notice from the top rungs of our rankings, we are very high on Stone’s recent collaborations with Yorgos Lanthimos, which have found her enjoying great success while pushing herself into daring new terrain. Put it this way: We think Bugonia is the least effective of their four films, yet look where we placed it on this list. And that’s because Stone is terrific as Michelle, a callous pharmaceutical CEO who is kidnapped by two local conspiracy theorists (Jesse Plemons, Aidan Delbis) who are convinced she’s an alien with nefarious plans for the human race. Her head shaved bald for most of Bugonia’s run time, Stone captures this darkly comic thriller’s central tension, leaving audiences wondering if Michelle is an extraterrestrial or merely a one-percenter trapped in a terrifying situation. The film’s twists and turns wouldn’t be nearly as effective without Stone’s tightly controlled performance. Michelle is funny, she’s calculating, she’s scared, and she may be harboring a dark secret. Stone delights in leaving us guessing until the final, shocking reveal.

    Year: 2014
    Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
    Run time: 2h

    Stone received her first Oscar nomination for this Best Picture winner, playing Michael Keaton’s prickly daughter Sam, who’s a recovering addict and a hell of a flirt. Birdman was a major changeup for Stone: She’d done other dramas, but she’d never seemed this dangerous. Shedding her cutie-pie image, Stone convincingly berates her character’s delusional father, and then practically steals the movie during a rooftop scene with Edward Norton’s vain leading man. In a movie that, for better and for worse, is a celebration of flashy virtuosity, Stone is a stealth missile, blowing up every scene she’s in.

    Year: 2024
    Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
    Run time: 2h 45m

    After winning her second Oscar for Poor Things, Emma Stone and Lanthimos reunited for this freewheeling, super-dark lark that consists of three short films in which Stone and other cast members play different characters in each. The second and third shorts, “R.M.F. Is Flying” and “R.M.F. Eats a Sandwich,” are the ones in which she takes center stage, and she’s predictably terrific as, respectively, a wife lost as sea who returns home (but may not be herself) and a cult member in search of a strange woman. Perhaps you’ve come to expect a certain degree of twisted weirdness from Stone when she hooks up with Lanthimos, but Kinds of Kindness proves that there’s still plenty of nuttiness for her to explore. None of her three performances in this triptych is like the others, and each is a dazzling, tightly controlled tour de force. Plus, nobody dances like her.

    Year: 2018
    Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
    Run time: 2h

    Photo: Atsushi Nishijima/Twentieth Century Fox

    As a rule, we tend not to get hung up on so-called category fraud when it comes to which actor gets positioned as the lead for Oscar consideration. That said, as great as Olivia Colman is in The Favourite, technically speaking Emma Stone’s character, the conniving Abigail, is the real main character, driving the action forward and worming her way into the Queen’s heart (and bed). The edginess that Stone brought to her role in Birdman was sharpened for this film, resulting in a darkly comic turn that’s also surprisingly touching. (As much as Abigail is using Queen Anne, she does have some sympathy for this ailing, lonely woman.) Much has been made of the fact that Yorgos Lanthimos’ spiky comedy is like an 18th-century All About Eve, which means Stone is in the Anne Baxter role, and it’s delicious watching this poisonous schemer get exactly what she wants — and still receive the comeuppance that she so richly deserves.

    Year: 2010
    Director: Will Gluck
    Run time: 1h 32m

    This teen riff on The Scarlet Letter was Stone’s first starring role, and she later admitted that the stress of making it led to many sleepless nights. You’d never know from watching the breezy, sneakily emotional Easy A, which is the epitome of Stone’s sweet-and-spiky persona. She plays Olive, a precocious, misfit 17-year-old who lies about losing her virginity, which suddenly makes her unexpectedly popular. Even when the movie’s inspiration starts to flag, Olive is such a likable, original teenager — smart but sensitive, funny but vulnerable — that she’s like a magnet pulling you into the screen.

    Year: 2023
    Director: Yorgos Lanthimos
    Run time: 2h 21m

    Stone’s second collaboration with Yorgos Lanthimos is even wilder than the first, finding her delivering a master class in physical comedy as a naïve innocent named Bella whose body was fished out of the river after she committed suicide. Now reawakened by Dr. Baxter (Willem Dafoe), a mad scientist who lives for his unholy experiments, she doesn’t know who she once was, babbling like an idiot and exuding the emotional intelligence of an infant. But Bella is a quick study, whisked away by a horny lawyer (Mark Ruffalo) in this jet-black comedy, which may be the purest expression of her irreverent, inspired goofball side. She’s a revelation in Poor Things, navigating Bella’s sexual and personal evolution over the course of the film, transforming from a naïf to a fully empowered young woman, consistently hilarious throughout. The movie lets Stone rip, proving that despite winning an Oscar, she’s not afraid to still take big swings. This one she knocks out of the park, and she got Academy Award No. 2 in the process.

    Year: 2016
    Director: Damien Chazelle
    Run time: 2h 8m

    Photo: Dale Robinette/Courtesy of Lionsgate Entertainment Inc

    Many actors win their Oscar for a role that’s not close to their finest work. Happily, that’s not the case with Emma Stone. She’s never been better than she was as Mia, a struggling young actress who’s trying to find herself just as she falls for a suave jazz pianist (Gosling, again). La La Land has been debated, dissected, mocked, and scorned, but the film’s many critics haven’t really complained about Stone. That’s because she’s perfect: Hollywood is full of starlets, but none have just the right combination of wide-eyed optimism, snarky wit, and gal-next-door sweetness that Stone brought to the performance. Which moment in this nostalgic, bittersweet musical won her the Best Actress Oscar? Was it when she and Gosling tap-dance in the Hollywood Hills, or when they swirl among the stars at the Griffith Observatory? Was it the teary speech where Mia admits that maybe she’s not talented enough to make it? All are indelible, but the answer has to be “Audition (The Fools Who Dream),” in which Mia gives the casting directors (and the audience) a four-minute primer on her hopes, fears, and upbringing. Right there, you see an actress who is finally tapping into the greatness that’s always been inside her, just dying to come out. That applies to Mia as much as it does Stone, who, with La La Land, turned her lovable, indomitable spirit into something timeless.

    Grierson & Leitch write about the movies regularly and host a podcast on film. Follow them on Twitter or visit their site.

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  • Every Keanu Reeves Movie Performance, Ranked

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    This article was originally published in 2019. It has been updated to include films that Keanu Reeves has made since then. Whoa.

    Keanu Reeves has been a movie star for more than 40 years, but it seems like only in the past decade that journalists and critics have come to acknowledge the significance of his onscreen achievements. He’s had hits throughout his career, ranging from teen comedies (Bill & Ted’s) to action franchises (The Matrix, John Wick), yet a large part of the press has always treated these successes as bizarre anomalies. And that’s because we as a society have never been able to understand fully what Reeves does that makes his films so special.

    In part, this disconnect is the lingering cultural memory of Reeves as Theodore Logan. No matter if he’s in Speed or Bram Stoker’s Dracula or Something’s Gotta Give, he still possesses the fresh-faced openness that was forever personified by Ted’s favorite expression: “Whoa!” That wide-eyed exclamation has been Reeves’s official trademark ever since, and its eternal adolescent naïveté has kept him from being properly judged on the merits of his work.

    Some of that critical reassessment has been provided, quite eloquently, by Vulture’s own Angelica Jade Bastién, who has argued for Reeves’s greatness as an action star and his importance to The Matrix (and 21st-century blockbusters in general). Two of her observations are worth quoting in full, and they both have to do with how he has reshaped big-screen machismo. In 2017, she wrote, “What makes Reeves different from other action stars is this vulnerable, open relationship with the camera — it adds a through-line of loneliness that shapes all his greatest action-movie characters, from naïve hotshots like Johnny Utah to exuberant ‘chosen ones’ like Neo to weathered professionals like John Wick.” In the same piece, Bastién noted: “By and large, Hollywood action heroes revere a troubling brand of American masculinity that leaves no room for displays of authentic emotion. Throughout Reeves’s career, he has shied away from this. His characters are often led into new worlds by women of far greater skill and experience … There is a sincerity he brings to his characters that make them human, even when their prowess makes them seem nearly supernatural.”

    In other words, the femininity of his beauty — not to mention his slightly odd cadence when delivering dialogue, as if he’s an alien still learning how Earthlings speak — has made him seem bizarre to audiences who have come to expect their leading men to act and carry themselves in a particular way. Critics have had a difficult time taking him seriously because it was never quite clear if what he was doing — or what was seemingly “missing” from his acting approach — was intentional or a failing.

    This is not to say that Reeves hasn’t made mistakes. While putting together this ranking of his every film role, we noticed that there was an alarmingly copious number of duds — either because he chose bad material or the filmmakers didn’t quite know what to do with him. But it’s clear that his many memorable performances weren’t all just flukes. From Dangerous Liaisons to Man of Tai Chi — or River’s Edge to Knock Knock — he’s been on a journey to grow as an actor while not losing that elemental intimacy he has with the viewer. With Good Fortune now in theaters, we revisit those performances — from worst to best.

    The nadir of the ’90s cyberpunk genre, and a movie so bad, with Reeves so stranded, that it’s actually a bit of a surprise the Wachowskis were able to forget about it and still cast him as Neo. Dumber than a box of rocks, it’s a movie about technology and the internet — based on a William Gibson story! — that seems to have been made by people who had never turned on a computer before. Seriously, watch this shit:

    This movie exists in many ways because of its stunt casting: James Spader as a dogged detective and Keanu as the serial killer obsessed with him. Wait, shouldn’t those roles be switched? Get it? There would come a time in his career when Keanu could have maybe handled this character, but here, still with his floppy Ted Logan hair, he just looks ridiculous. The hackneyed screenplay does him no favors, either. Disturbingly, Reeves claims that he was forced to do this movie because his assistant forged his signature on a contract. He received the fifth of his seven Razzie nominations for this film. (He has yet to win and hasn’t been nominated in 17 years. In fact, it’s another sign of how lame the Razzies are that he got a “Redeemer” award in 2015, as if he needed to “redeem” anything to those people.)

    It’s a testament to how cloying and clunky Sweet November is that its two leads (Reeves and Charlize Theron) are, today, the pinnacle of action-movie cool — thanks to the same filmmaker, Atomic Blonde and John Wick’s David Leitch — yet so inert and waxen here. This is a career low point for both actors, preying on their weak spots. Watching it now, you can see there’s an undeniable discomfort on their faces: If being a movie star means doing junk like this, what’s the point? They’d eventually figure it all out.

    As far as premises for thrillers go, this isn’t the worst idea: A team of scientists are wiped out — with their murder pinned on poor Keanu — because they’ve figured out how to transform water into fuel. (Hey, Science, it has been 23 years. Why haven’t you solved this yet?) Sadly, this turns into a by-the-numbers chase flick with Reeves as Richard Kimble, trying to prove his innocence while on the run. He hadn’t quite figured out how to give a project like this much oomph yet, so it just mostly lies around, making you wish you were watching The Fugitive instead.

    In 2013, Reeves made his directorial debut with a Hong Kong–style action film. We’ll get into that one later, because it’s a ton better than this jumbled mess, a mishmash of fantasy and swordplay that mostly just gives viewers a headache. Also: This has to be the worst wig of Keanu’s career, yes?

    Gus Van Sant’s famously terrible adaptation of Tom Robbins’s novel never gets the tone even close to right, and all sorts of amazing actors are stranded and flailing around. Reeves gets some of the worst of it: Why cast one of the most famously chill actors on the planet and have him keep hyperventilating?

    In the wake of John Wick’s success, Keanu has had the opportunity to sleepwalk through some lesser sci-fi actioners, and this one is particularly sleepy. The idea of a neuroscientist (Reeves) who tries to clone his family after they die in an accident could have been a Pet Sematary update, but the movie insists on an Evil Corporation plot that we’ve seen a million times before. John Wick has allowed Reeves to cash more random checks than he might have ten years ago. Here’s one of them.

    As far as we know, the only movie taken directly from a Soundgarden lyric — unless we’re missing a superhero named “Spoonman” — is this pseudo-romantic comedy that attempts to be cut from the Tarantino cloth but ends up making you think everyone onscreen desperately needs a haircut and a shave. Reeves can tap into that slacker vibe if asked to, but he requires much better material than this.

    To state the obvious, it would not fly today for Keanu Reeves to play Prince Siddhartha, a monk who would become the Buddha. But questions of cultural appropriation aside, you can understand what drew The Last Emperor director Bernardo Bertolucci to cast this supremely placid man as an iconic noble figure. Unfortunately, Little Buddha never rises above a well-meaning, simplistic depiction of the roots of a worldwide religion, and the effects have aged even more poorly. Nonetheless, Reeves is quite accomplished at being very still.

    Quick anecdote: We saw this Kenneth Branagh adaptation of the Bard during its original theatrical run, and when Reeves’s villainous Don John came onscreen and declared, “I am not of many words,” the audience clapped sarcastically. That memory stuck because it encapsulates viewers’ inability in the early ’90s to see him as anything other than a dim SoCal kid. Unfortunately, his performance in Much Ado About Nothing doesn’t do much to prove his haters wrong. As an actor, he simply didn’t have the gravitas yet to pull off this fiendish role, so this version is more radiant and alive when he’s not onscreen. It is probably just as well his character doesn’t have many words.

    GIFs are a cheap way to critique a performance. After all, acting is a complicated, arduous discipline that shouldn’t be reduced to easy laughs drawn from a few seconds of film played on a loop. Then again …

    This really does sum up Reeves’s unsubstantial performance as Jonathan Harker, whose new client is definitely up to no good. Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a wonder of old-school special effects and operatic passion — and it is a movie in which Reeves seems wholly ill at ease, never quite latching onto the story’s macabre period vibe. We suspect if he could revisit this role now, he’d be far more commanding and engaged. But in 1992, he was still too much Ted and not enough anything else. And Reeves knew it: A couple years later, when asked to name his most difficult role to that point, he said, “My failure in Dracula. Totally. Completely. The accent wasn’t that bad, though.” Well …

    One of the perks of being a superstar is that you can sometimes just phone in an amusing cameo in some bizarro art-house offering. How else to explain Reeves’s appearance in this stylish, empty, increasingly surreal psychological thriller from Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn? He plays Hank, a scumbag motel manager whose main job is to add some local color to this portrait of the cutthroat L.A. fashion scene. If you’ve been waiting to hear Keanu deliver skeezy lines like “Why, did she send you out for tampons, too?!” and “Real Lolita shit … real Lolita shit,” The Neon Demon is the film for you. He’s barely in it, and we wouldn’t blame him if he doesn’t even remember it.

    Reeves reunites with his Speed co-star for a movie that features a lot fewer out-of-control buses. In The Lake House, Sandra Bullock plays a doctor who owns a lake house with the strangest magical power: She can send and receive letters from the house’s owner from two years prior, a dashing architect (Reeves). This American remake of the South Korean drama Il Mare is romantic goo that’s relatively easy to resist, and its ruminations on fate, love, destiny, and luck are all pretty standard for the genre. As for those hoping to enjoy the actors’ rekindled chemistry, spoiler alert: They’re not onscreen that much together.

    You have to be careful not to cast Reeves as too passive a character; he’s so naturally calm that if he just sits and reacts to everything, and never steps up, your movie never really gets going. That’s the case in this heist movie about an innocent man (Reeves) who goes to jail for a crime he didn’t commit, then plans a scam with an inmate he meets there (James Caan). The movie wants to be a little quirkier than it is, and Reeves never quite snaps to. The film just idles on the runway.

    Following her acclaimed A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, filmmaker Ana Lily Amirpour plops us in the middle of a desert hellscape in which a young woman (Suki Waterhouse) must battle to stay alive. The Bad Batch is less accomplished than A Girl, in large part because style outpaces substance — it’s a movie in which clever flourishes and indulgent choices rule all. Look no further than Reeves’s performance as the Dream, a cult leader who oversees the only semblance of civilization in this post-apocalyptic world. It’s less a character than an attitude, and Reeves struggles to make the shtick fly. He’s too goofy a villain for us to really feel the full measure of his monstrousness.

    Reeves isn’t the first guy you’d think of to head up a Bad News Bears–style inspirational sports movie, and he doesn’t pull it off, playing a gambler who becomes the coach of an inner-city baseball team and learns to love, or something. It’s as straightforward and predictable an underdog sports movie as you’ll find, and it serves as a reminder that Reeves’s specific set of skills can’t be applied to just any old generic leading-man role. The best part about the film? A 14-year-old Michael B. Jordan.

    Filmmaker David Ayer has made smart, tough L.A. thrillers like Training Day (which he wrote) and End of Watch (which he wrote and directed). Unfortunately, this effort with Reeves never stops being a mélange of cop-drama clichés, casting the actor as Ludlow, an LAPD detective who’s starting to lose his moral compass. This requires Reeves to be a hard-ass, which never feels particularly convincing. Street Kings is bland, forgettable pulp — Reeves doesn’t enliven it, getting buried along with the rest of a fine ensemble that includes Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, and a pre-Captain America Chris Evans.

    In post-Matrix mode, Reeves tries to launch another franchise in a DC Comics adaptation about a man who can see spirits on Earth and is doomed to atone for a suicide attempt by straddling the divide twixt Heaven and Hell. That’s not the worst idea, and at times Constantine looks terrific, but the movie doesn’t have enough wit or charm to play with Reeves’s persona the way the Wachowskis did.

    Reeves’s alienlike beauty and off-kilter line readings made him an obvious choice to play Klaatu, an extraterrestrial who assumes human form when he arrives on our planet. This remake of the 1950s sci-fi classic doesn’t have a particularly urgent reason to exist — its pro-environment message is timely but awkwardly fashioned atop an action-blockbuster template — and the actor alone can’t make this Day particularly memorable. Still, there are signs of the confident post-Matrix star he had become, which would be rewarded in a few years with John Wick.

    Reeves flirts with Michael Douglas territory in this Eli Roth erotic thriller that’s not especially good but is interesting as an acting exercise. He plays Evan, a contented family man with the house to himself while his wife and kids are out of town. Conveniently, two beautiful young strangers (Ana de Armas, Lorenza Izzo) come by late one stormy night, inviting themselves in and quickly seducing him. Is this his wildest sexual fantasy come to life? Or something far more ominous? It’s fun to watch Reeves be a basic married suburban dude who slowly realizes that he’s entered Hell, but Knock Knock’s knowing trashiness only takes this cautionary tale so far.

    Very few people bought tickets in 1997 for The Devil’s Advocate to see Keanu Reeves: Hotshot Attorney. Obviously, this horror thriller’s chief appeal was witnessing Al Pacino go over the top as Satan himself, who just so happens to be a New York lawyer. Nonetheless, it’s Reeves’s Kevin Lomax who’s actually the film’s main character; recently moved to Manhattan with his wife (Reeves’s future Sweet November co-star, Charlize Theron), he’s the new hire at a prestigious law firm who only later learns what nefarious motives have brought him there. Reeves is forced to play the wunderkind who gets in over his head, and it’s not entirely convincing — and that goes double for his southern accent.

    “You are like some stray dog I never should have fed.” That’s how Rupert’s older hippie pal, Carla (Amy Madigan), affectionately refers to him, and because this teen dropout is played by Keanu Reeves, you understand what she means. In this forgotten early chapter in Reeves’s career, Rupert and Carla decide to ditch their going-nowhere Rust Belt existence by taking his dad (Fred Ward) hostage and collecting a handsome ransom. The Prince of Pennsylvania is a thoroughly contrived and mediocre comedy, featuring Reeves with an incredibly unfortunate haircut. (Squint and he looks like the front man for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.) Still, you can see signs of the soulfulness and vulnerability he’d later harness in better projects. He’s very much a big puppy looking for a home.

    Every hip young ’90s actor had to get his Jack Kerouac on at some point, so it would seem churlish to deny Reeves his opportunity. He plays the best pal/drinking buddy of Thomas Jane’s Neal Cassady, and he looks like he’s enjoying doing the Kerouac pose. Other actors have done so more indulgently. And even though he’s heavier than he’s ever been in a movie, he looks great.

    Keanu isn’t quite as bad in this as it seemed at the time. He’s miscast as a tortured war veteran who finds love by posing as the husband of a pregnant woman, but he doesn’t overdo it either: If someone’s not right for a part, you’d rather them not push it, and Keanu doesn’t. Plus, come on, this movie looks fantastic: Who doesn’t want to hang around these vineyards? Not necessarily worth a rewatch, but not the disaster many consider it.

    The other movie where Keanu Reeves plays a former quarterback, The Replacements is an adequate Sunday-afternoon-on-cable sports comedy. He plays Shane, the stereotypical next-big-thing whose career capsized after a disastrous bowl game — but fear not, because he’s going to get a second chance at gridiron glory once the pros go on strike and the greedy owners decide to hire scabs to replace them. Reeves has never been particularly great at playing regular guys — his talent is that he seems different, more special, than you or me — but he ably portrays a good man who’s had to live with disappointment. The Replacements pushes all the predictable buttons, but Reeves makes it a little more enjoyable than it would be otherwise.

    A very minor but sporadically charming bauble about a radio soap-opera scriptwriter (Peter Falk) who begins chronicling an affair between a woman (Barbara Hershey) and her not-related-by-blood nephew on his show — and ultimately begins manipulating it. Tune in Tomorrow is light and silly and harmless, and Reeves shows up on time to set and looks extremely eager to impress. He blends into the background quietly, which is probably enough.

    This Lawrence Kasdan comedy — the first film after an incredible four-picture run of Body Heat, The Big Chill, Silverado, and The Accidental Tourist — is mostly forgotten today, and for good reason: It’s a farce that mostly features actors screaming at each other and calling it “comedy.” But Reeves hits the right notes as a stoned hit man, and it’s amusing just to watch him share the screen with partner William Hurt. This could have been the world’s strangest comedy team!

    This Rob Lowe hockey comedy is … well, a Rob Lowe hockey comedy, but we had to include it because a 21-year-old Reeves plays a dim-bulb, good-hearted hockey player with a French Canadian accent that’s so incredible that you really just have to see it. Imagine if this were the only role Keanu Reeves ever had? It’s sort of amazing. “AH-NEE-MAL!”

    An oddly curdled comedy about two wedding guests (Reeves and Winona Ryder) who have terrible attitudes about everything but end up bonding over their universal disdain for the planet and everyone on it. That sounds like a chore to watch, and at times it is, but the pairing of Reeves and Ryder has enough nostalgic Gen-X spark to it that you go along with them anyway. With almost any other actors you might run screaming away, but somehow, in spite of everything, you find them both likable.

    The first film from 20th Century Women and Beginners’ Mike Mills, this mild but clever coming-of-age comedy adaptation of a Walter Kirn novel has Mills’s trademark good cheer and emotional honesty. Reeves plays the eponymous thumbsucker’s dentist — it’s funny to see Keanu play someone named “Dr. Perry Lyman” — who has the exact right attitude about both orthodontics and life. It’s a lived-in, funny performance, and a sign that Keanu, with the right director, could be a more than capable supporting character actor.

    Aziz Ansari’s feature directorial debut is a mixed bag, but the one thing that’s absolutely right about it is the casting of Reeves as Gabriel, a just-okay angel who wants to do more than the menial task he’s been given of stopping dumb humans from texting while driving. And so he interferes in the life of Ansari’s struggling film editor, hoping to give him a reason to keep living. That plan goes badly, resulting in Gabriel being banished to Earth to reside among us mortals. Reeves has the perfect little twinkle in his eye as this well-meaning angel, but the actor is especially endearing once Gabriel has to get used to being a flesh-and-blood person. Watching Reeves dig on cheeseburgers and fall in love with dancing is to be reminded how giddily kid-like he can be even now at 61. We mere mortals are so lucky to have him around.

    This Nancy Meyers romantic comedy was well timed in Reeves’s career. A month after the final Matrix film hit theaters, Something’s Gotta Give arrived, offering us a very different Keanu — not the intense, sci-fi action hero but rather a charming, low-key love interest who’s just the supporting player. He plays Julian Mercer, a doctor administering to shameless womanizer Harry Sanborn (Jack Nicholson), who’s dating a much younger woman (Amanda Peet), who just so happens to be the daughter of a celebrated playwright, Erica (Diane Keaton). We know who will eventually end up with whom in Something’s Gotta Give, but Reeves proves to be a great romantic foil, wooing Erica with a grown-up sexiness the actor didn’t possess in his younger years. We’re still not sure Meyers got the ending right: Erica should have stuck with him instead of Harry.

    This is the only movie that Reeves has directed, and what does it tell us about him? Well, it tells us he has watched a ton of Hong Kong action movies and always wanted to make one himself. And it’s pretty good! It’s technically proficient, it has a straightforward narrative, it has some excellent long-take action sequences (as we see in John Wick, Keanu isn’t a quick-cut guy; he likes to show his work), and it has a perfectly decent Keanu performance. We wouldn’t call him a visionary director by any stretch of the imagination. But we’d watch another one of these, definitely.

    Le Chevalier Raphael Danceny is merely a pawn in a cruel game being played by Marquise de Merteuil and Vicomte de Valmont, so it makes some sense that the young man who played him, Keanu Reeves, is himself a little outclassed by the actors around him. This Oscar-winning drama is led by Glenn Close and John Malkovich, who have the wit and bite to give this 18th-century tale of thwarted love and bruised pride some real zest. By comparison, Danceny is practically a boy, unschooled in the art of manipulation, and Reeves provides the character with the appropriate youthful naïveté. He’s not a standout in Dangerous Liaisons, but he acquits himself well — especially near the end, when his blade fells Valmont, leaving him as one of the unlikely survivors in the film’s ruthless battle.

    In this incredible showcase for Robin Wright, who plays a woman navigating a constrictive, difficult life with more grace and intelligence than anyone realizes, Reeves shows up late in a role that he’s played before: the younger guy who’s the perfect fit for an older woman figuring herself out. He hits the right notes and never overstays his welcome. As a romantic lead, less is more for Reeves.

    If you were an uptight suburban dad, like Steve Martin is in Ron Howard’s ensemble comedy, your nightmare would be that your beloved daughter gets involved with a doofus like Tod. Nicely played by Keanu Reeves, the character is the embodiment of every slacker screwup who’s going to just stumble through life, knocking over everything and everyone in his path. But as it turns out, he’s a lot kinder and mature than at first glance. Released six months after Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Parenthood showed mainstream audiences a more grown-up Reeves, and he’s enormously appealing — never more so than when advising a young kid that it’s okay to masturbate: “I told him that’s what little dudes do.”

    A very lovely and sad movie that’s nearly forgotten today, Permanent Record, directed by novelist Marisa Silver, features Reeves as the best friend of a teenager who commits suicide and, along with the rest of their friends, has to pick up the pieces. For all of Reeves’s trademark reserve, there is very little restraint here: His character is devastated, and Reeves, impressively, hits every note of that grief convincingly. You see this guy and you understand why everyone wanted to make him a star. This is a very different Reeves from now, but it’s not necessarily a worse one.

    Just as Reeves’s reputation has grown over time, so too has the reputation of this loopy, philosophical crime thriller. Do people love Point Break ironically now, enjoying its over-the-top depiction of men seeking a spiritual connection with the world around them? Or do they genuinely appreciate the seriousness that director Kathryn Bigelow brought to her study of lonely souls looking for that next big rush — whether through surfing or robbing banks? The power of Reeves’s performance is that it works both ways. If you want to snicker at his melodramatic turn, fine — but if you want to marvel at the rapport his Johnny Utah forms with Patrick Swayze (Bodhi), who only feels alive when he’s living life to the extreme, then Point Break has room for you on the bandwagon.

    Before there was Beavis and Butt-Head, before there was Wayne and Garth, there were these guys: two Valley bozos who loved to shred and goof off. As Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves found the perfect vessel for his serene silliness, playing well off Alex Winter’s equally clueless Bill. But note that Bill and Ted aren’t jerks — watch Excellent Adventure now and you’ll be struck by how incredibly sunny its humor is. Later in his career, Reeves would show off a darker, more brooding side, but here in Excellent Adventure (and its less-great sequel Bogus Journey) he makes blissful stupidity endearing.

    This Sam Raimi film, with a Billy Bob Thornton script inspired by his mother, fizzled at the box office, despite a top-shelf cast: It’s probably not even the first film called The Gift you think of when we bring it up. But, gotta say, Reeves is outstanding in it, playing an abusive husband and all-around sonuvabitch who, nevertheless, might be unfairly accused of murder, a fact only a psychic (Cate Blanchett) understands. Reeves is full-on trailer trash here, but he brings something new and unexpected to it: a sort of bewildered malevolence, as if he’s moved by forces outside of his control. More of this, please.

    Gus Van Sant’s landmark drama is chiefly remembered for River Phoenix’s nakedly anguished performance as Mike, a spiritually adrift gay hustler. (Phoenix’s death two years after My Own Private Idaho’s release only makes the portrayal more heartbreaking.) But his performance doesn’t work without a doubles partner, which is where Reeves comes in. Playing Scott, a fellow hustler and Mike’s best friend, Reeves adeptly encapsulates the mind-set of a young man content to just float through life. Unlike Mike, he knows he has a fat inheritance in his future — and unlike Mike, he’s not gay, unable to share his buddy’s romantic feelings. Phoenix deservedly earned most of the accolades, but Reeves is terrific as an unobtainable object of affection — inviting, enticing but unknowable.

    Years later, we still contend that Speed is a stupid idea for a movie that, despite all logic (or maybe because of the utter insanity of its premise), ended up being a total hoot. What’s clear is that the film simply couldn’t have worked if Reeves hadn’t approached the story with straight-faced sincerity: His L.A. cop Jack Traven is a ramrod-serious lawman who is going to do whatever it takes to save those bus passengers. Part of the pleasure of Speed is how it constantly juxtaposes the life-or-death stakes with the high-concept inanity — Stay above 50 mph or the bus will explode! — and that internal tension is expressed wonderfully by Reeves, who invests so intently in the ludicrousness that the movie is equally thrilling and knowingly goofy. And it goes without saying that he has dynamite chemistry with Sandra Bullock. Strictly speaking, you probably shouldn’t flirt this much when you’re sitting on top of a bomb — but it’s awfully appealing when they get their happy ending.

    This film’s casting director said she cast Reeves as one of the dead-end kids who learn about a murder and do nothing “because of the way he held his body … his shoes were untied, and what he was wearing looked like a young person growing into being a man.” This was very much who the early Reeves was, and River’s Edge might be his darkest film. His vacancy here is not Zen cool … it’s just vacant, intellectually, ethically, morally, emotionally. Only in that void could Reeves be this terrifying. This is definitely a performance, but it never feels like acting. His magnetism was almost mystical.

    If they hadn’t killed his dog, none of this would have happened. Firmly part of the “middle-aged movie stars playing mournful badasses” subgenre that’s sprung up since Taken, the John Wick saga provides Reeves with an opportunity to be stripped-down but not serene. He’s a lethal assassin who swore to his dead wife that he’d put down his arms — but, lucky for us, he reneges on that promise after he’s pushed too far. Whereas in his previous hits there was something detached about Reeves, here’s he locked in in such a way that it’s both delightful and a little unnerving. The 2014 original was gleefully over-the-top already, and the sequels have only amped up the spectacle, but his genuine fury and weariness felt new, exciting, a revelation. Turns out Keanu Reeves is frighteningly convincing as a guy who can kill many, many people.

    In hindsight, it seems odd that Keanu Reeves and Richard Linklater have only worked together once — their laid-back vibes would seemingly make them well suited for one another. But it makes sense that the one film they’ve made together is this Philip K. Dick adaptation, which utilizes interpolated rotoscoping to tell the story of a drug cop (Reeves) who’s hiding his own addiction while living in a nightmarish police state. That wavy, floating style of animation nicely complements A Scanner Darkly’s sense of jittery paranoia, but it deftly mimics Reeves’s performance, which seems to be drifting along on its own wavelength. If in the Matrix films, he manages to defeat the dark forces, in this film they’re too powerful, leading to a pretty mournful finale.

    “They had written something that I had never seen, but in a way, something that I’d always hoped for — as an actor, as a fan of science fiction.” That’s how Reeves described the sensation of reading the screenplay for The Matrix, which had been dreamed up by two up-and-coming filmmakers, Lana and Lilly Wachowski. Five years after Speed, he found his next great project, which would become the defining role of his career. Neo is the missing link between Ted’s Zen-like stillness and John Wick’s lethal efficiency, giving us a hero’s journey for the 21st century that took from Luke Skywalker and anime with equal aplomb. Never before had the actor been such a formidable onscreen presence — deadly serious but still loose and limber. Even when the sequels succumbed to philosophical ramblings and overblown CGI, Reeves commanded the frame. We always knew that he seemed like a cool, left-of-center guy. The Matrix films gave him an opportunity to flex those muscles in a true blockbuster.

    Grierson & Leitch write about the movies regularly and host a podcast on film. Follow them on Twitter or visit their site.

    Or almost every film role; we’ve omitted some of his most obscure limited-release films, movies that went straight to VOD or streaming, documentaries, cameos, and voice-only roles. (Apologies to Toy Story 4’s Duke Caboom and Shadow the Hedgehog.)

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  • The 16 Best Horror Books of 2025 (So Far)

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    It has been another banner year for literary horror. Somehow, as the world gets scarier, the writers penning our nightmares still manage to keep up. What follows is merely a sprinkling — a light blood spatter — of the new horror novels that kept us awake for all the right reasons this year. From techno terrors to rural cannibalism, angelic visitations to squirmy alien sex, there is something for every spooky vibe — into the Halloween season and beyond.

    Wake Up and Open Your Eyes, by Clay McLeod Chapman
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    Wake Up and Open Your Eyes, by Clay McLeod Chapman

    Remember back in January, when we all worried how bad the political landscape could get in 2025? And then it even surprised the most pessimistic of us? Well, it didn’t surprise Clay McLeod Chapman. Wake Up and Open Your Eyes is an allegory of polarization and media saturation, in which right-wing viral media spreads demonic possession like a plague. Communities are ripped apart, families are trapped in a downward doom spiral, and a certain encounter between an infected mother and her son proves that nothing left is sacred. At times grim, at others gleefully disgusting, Chapman’s latest is a state-of-the-nation address written in blood.

    $25 at Amazon

    $24.99 at Bookshop

    Old Soul, by Susan Barker

    Old Soul, by Susan Barker

    Susan Barker has a gift for the kaleidoscopic novel. Her debut, Sayonara Bar, flickers around the characters frequenting a Japanese hostess lounge, while The Incarnations traces a single soul across a thousand years. In Old Soul, Barker has adapted the novel-as-stories form to truly frightening effect. A series of uncanny, globe-spanning deaths is linked by the presence of an enigmatic woman. As the haunted protagonist, Jake, tracks her across continents and centuries, he gradually unveils a curse of cosmic proportions. Old Soul is a novel of great variety, leaping from the gothic dampness of rural Wales to the sun-bleached Mojave to the urban gleam of Japan, but the connective tissue thrums with uncanny currents. It’s a quiet, unsettling triumph.

    $29 at Amazon

    The Lamb, by Lucy Rose

    The Lamb, by Lucy Rose

    The Lamb is a rare and welcome word-of-mouth success from England’s neglected north. Set in an isolated stretch of the Lake District, it revolves around the deeply unhealthy relationship between young Margot, her domineering mother, and their unwilling food source. The scenes of cannibalism are queasily effective — even appetizing in the most unsettling way — but it’s Margot’s isolation and loneliness that leaves the sourest taste in your mouth. Lucy Rose excels at capturing the beautiful imprisonment of rural English life, and her writing flits between graphic horror and fablelike impressionism, both necessary registers for the battle between nature and nurture at the core of the book. It’s a stunning debut and a landmark of regional British genre fiction.

    $27.99 at Amazon

    Victorian Psycho, Virginia Feito
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    Victorian Psycho, by Virginia Feito

    Sometimes horror readers just want to have fun. What fun means depends entirely on your personal tolerances, of course, but if you can see the funny side of family annihilation, infanticide, and vicious cruelty, then Virginia Feito’s Victorian Psycho is the book for you. When Winifred Notty accepts the role of governess to the Pound family, she begins a campaign of malice that leaves almost everyone dead. The title (and description) may suggest an allusion to Bret Easton Ellis’s American Psycho, but Feito has done much more than transpose that ’90s controversy to a period setting. She’s written a much lighter, less grueling book than Ellis’s, but it’s nonetheless substantial enough to address the misogyny, inequality, and patriarchal exploitation that seems to have spanned the centuries intact. You’ll read it in a day, and you may need to take a shower afterward — but you’ll have fun watching Winifred do her worst.

    $25 at Amazon

    $24.99 at Bookshop

    The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, by Stephen Graham Jones

    The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, by Stephen Graham Jones

    “I am America’s worst nightmare: The Indian who wouldn’t die.” Thus speaks Good Stab, the Blackfeet narrator at the heart of Stephen Graham Jones’s epic novel of blood, vengeance, and genocide. With all of that in play, the vampire may seem hardly necessary, but Jones uses his unique spin on the bloodsucker to trace the hard legacy of Manifest Destiny and the excavation of Indigenous American culture. The book roams in time, from a Lutheran minister’s interview with the vampire in 1912 Montana to a present-day academic study. It’s quintessentially Jones in all its flouted literary rules and structural left turns, but the author’s unique voice has never been better suited to the story he is trying to tell.

    $30 at Amazon

    $29.99 at Bookshop

    Rekt, by Alex Gonzalez

    Rekt, by Alex Gonzalez

    After Netflix’s Adolescence directed mainstream attention to the toxic sludge awaiting young men online, Rekt drives the point home in the most disturbing ways. When Sammy Dominguez turns to the internet to assuage his grief, he stumbles across a website that offers the chance to view the lethal accidents, suicides, and murders befalling people he knows — even when some of them are still alive IRL. As his obsession grows, he’s drawn further into horror in pursuit of the truth of the impossible site. It’s a hypercontemporary cautionary tale about treading too far into online spaces and what the digital word can take from us. Gonzalez has written the darkest novel on this list, and even its trigger warnings should come with trigger warnings. Yet Rekt is so smart, so bleakly funny, and so of-the-moment that it more than earns the right to its depravities.

    $28 at Amazon

    When the Wolf Comes Home, by Nat Cassidy

    When the Wolf Comes Home, by Nat Cassidy

    After two well-received novels (Mary, Nestlings), Nat Cassidy erupted into the forefront of the horror scene in 2025 with this meditation on the nature of fear and the power of childhood imagination. When wannabe actress Jess returns home from an awful diner shift, she encounters a cowering boy and the monstrous creature hell-bent on catching him. What follows is a roaring road trip, a mad cross between Terminator 2 and Stephen King’s Firestarter. But that’s just the beginning. Once the novel has time to take a breath, it undergoes a transformation into a far stranger, more emotional journey than even the most genre-savvy horror fan could anticipate. When the Wolf Comes Home is that rare thing: a true and genuine modern classic.

    $19 at Amazon

    $18.99 at Bookshop

    Angel Down, by Daniel Kraus
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    Angel Down, by Daniel Kraus

    The mud, blood, and bombardment of the World War I trenches forms the backdrop to the most audacious horror novel of the year. Daniel Kraus’s latest high-concept literary trapeze act follows a band of dishonorable soldiers on a mission to rescue a fallen angel from the mire of no-man’s-land. What ensues is an internal war to match the grander struggle, as each man tussles with his own worst nature in light of what the angel can offer. It’s a hypervivid depiction of war, shorn of any glory — a prose wall of taste, touch, smell, and the worst sights in the world. And it’s all told in one single, winding 300-page sentence. Don’t be put off by the experimentation, though; Kraus’s writing traps the eye just as it repels the senses. Angel Down is very readable and very distressing.

    $29 at Amazon

    $26.96 at Bookshop

    House of Monstrous Women, by Daphne Fama

    House of Monstrous Women, by Daphne Fama

    Three young people are invited to the home of a childhood friend. There, they are inducted into a game that will award the winner their greatest desire. The only trouble is the game board itself: a labyrinthine house, with its hundreds of rooms and corridors, haunted by apparitions and prowled by folkloric creatures. Daphne Fama’s most gothic game of hide-and-seek is set against the Philippine’s People Power Revolution of 1986. It’s an original moment through which to refract the gothic’s endless fascination with social anxiety and class upheaval, and a welcome new perspective for horror fiction. House of Monstrous Women starts slow, as befitting a good gothic novel, but once things accelerate, the book embarks on an exhilarating charge to the finish via all manner of hauntings, insects, and monstrous winged things.

    $29 at Amazon

    Coffin Moon

    Coffin Moon, by Keith Rosson

    Keith Rosson charged onto every horror fan’s must-read list in 2023 after his novel Fever House and its sequel received glowing endorsements from the First Family of Horror: Stephen King and Joe Hill. Now, Rosson has followed that rare, raw duo with something even better. Coffin Moon is a ’70s-set vampire novel featuring a version of the undead that is not just the antithesis of the suave and sophisticated Bela Lugosi type, but one that would take great delight in curb-stomping Dracula and stealing his wallet. It’s a revenge novel at heart, in which a PTSD-stricken veteran and his adopted daughter pursue the vampire who has destroyed their family. This simple premise nonetheless hints at a deeper mythology underpinning our everyday life (think John Wick’s assassin subculture, but with fangs). It’s gory and gratuitously violent, but all that blood is pumped through a warm, well-intentioned heart. Just fantastic stuff!

    $30 at Amazon

    Play Nice

    Play Nice, by Rachel Harrison

    Haunted houses are back, baby! And who better to put a contemporary spin on infested architecture than Rachel Harrison, the doyenne of angsty, millennial horror fiction. Her sixth novel, Play Nice reads like The Amityville Horror through a cursed Instagram filter. When online influencer Clio inherits her childhood home, she welcomes it as a new opportunity for content creation and a chance to confront the half-memories and buried childhood traumas that occurred in the house. As usual, Harrison nimbly walks the line between authentic scares and postmodern humor, but Play Nice gives a little more ventilation to both. Clio’s snark and self-confidence provides levity, but when it switches gear, Play Nice is easily Harrison’s most unsettling book since her debut, The Return. It’s a novel that horror fans will enjoy with a nod of recognition and a wry smile at the stunts Harrison pulls, but it also opens the door wide for visitors to the genre.

    $30 at Amazon

    The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre, by Philip Fracassi

    The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre, by Philip Fracassi

    What if a killer was running amok in an old-folks home? It may sound like little more than a clever spin on the slasher genre or a darkly tinted version of Richard Osman’s megaselling Thursday Murder Club. But as with all Fracassi’s fiction, the neatness of the elevator pitch belies the story’s profound humanity. Autumn Springs is populated by finely wrought individuals, led by the indomitable Rose and her roguish friend Miller. The wider cast includes a movie-obsessed intellectual, an aging beauty with undimmed desires, and a sweet dementia patient anchored to earth by the memory of his dog. The character work elevates this far above your usual slasher or whodunit, and has a lot to say about the threat of solitude always darkening the edges of old age. But at its heart, Autumn Springs is a celebration of love, wisdom, and the value of people too often relegated to the margins of a story.

    $28.99 at Amazon

    Spread Me, by Sarah Gailey

    Spread Me, by Sarah Gailey

    From the title alone, you might presume that Sarah Gailey’s novel is just a tiny bit horny. You would be right, but you’d probably still underestimate the sheer eccentricity of the eroticism that ensues when scientists on an isolated desert base unearth a long-dormant virus. The infected fall prey to rampant disinhibition, in a sex-positive blend of John Carpenter’s The Thing and ’90s sexploitation sci-fi “classic” Species. But unlike the exclusively male community of the former, and the latter’s heteronormative male gaze, Gailey presents sexuality as fluid beyond all boundaries. In one taste-establishing scene, the protagonist, Dr. Kinsey, masturbates to images of bacteria. Spread Me offers far more than weird smut, however. It’s a tour de force of weird fiction; a short novel full of body horror that asks important questions about sexual shame and consent, while gleefully provoking some distinctly uncomfortable arousal. Or maybe that’s just me.

    $26.99 at Amazon

    The October Film Haunt, by Michael Wehunt

    The October Film Haunt, by Michael Wehunt

    It’s hard to synopsize The October Film Haunt in anything less than an essay, so I’ll just list some of the key concepts in play. There’s a cursed avant-garde horror movie that may be an occult ritual. There’s a Slender Man–esque legend with an associated real-world tragedy. There’s a cult of film fans making a movie against the actors’ will. And there’s a demon that may be emerging from celluloid and Reddit pages to possess people. Wehunt has written one of the great internet horror stories, a book for the terminally online, who remember the early days of online legend and forum culture with nostalgia. If you’ve ever delved into the recesses of Wikipedia at 3 a.m., reading about madness and mysticism and things that may or may not be real, The October Film Haunt will tweak your rabbit-hole tendencies. But be warned: This is not an easy book, and it may not be safe. Wehunt blurs reality and fiction, confounds any expectations, and makes you feel like you’re participating in a dark ritual with each turned page.

    $29 at Amazon

    Itch, by Gemma Amor

    Itch, by Gemma Amor

    When Josie returns to her grim British hometown after the fallout of a toxic relationship, she thinks she’s at an all-time low. But the discovery of a woman’s body — and a very strange encounter with the ants colonizing it — soon proves that things can always get worse. There is a lot going on in Itch, but in 300-something pages, Gemma Amor stacks folk horror, body horror, a ’90s-style serial-killer thriller, and a heavy dose of female rage into something satisfying and self-supporting. Nature infects everything, from the woodland murk that surrounds the town to the insects infiltrating Josie’s life, and Amor writes about it all with equal beauty and grotesquerie. Itch is a mad, transgressive triumph, rupturing the membrane between subgenres as effectively as it penetrates the skin of its protagonist.

    $10.99 at Amazon

    King Sorrow, by Joe Hill

    King Sorrow, by Joe Hill

    Joe Hill’s first novel in ten years comes with a lot of expectation. Somehow, it more than exceeds them. King Sorrow is an epic in the manner of the very best ’80s and ’90s horror: expansive, maximalist, a soaring fantastical premise countered by the gravity of the characters. I’m not sure the term horror alone does justice to Hill’s imaginative reach. This 900-page Faustian pact between six young students and an eldritch dragon combines high fantasy, blockbuster action, espionage, politics, and a persistent voltage of romance. But horror connects it all, both in the monsters with wings and those on two legs. There are individual sections of King Sorrow that could stand alone with the best novellas of the year, but it’s the accumulating weight and momentum of the whole that makes this Hill’s masterpiece. He takes an unexpected turn at almost every opportunity, and there is a thrilling sense of character agency, the author merely a guiding hand, a kindly supervisor, allowing his flawed, broken cast to stumble toward some sense of redemption.

    $40 at Amazon

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  • The Scariest Horror Movies Hitting Theaters This October

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    Coyotes, Frankenstein, Dracula, and Twilight.
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    It’s been a scary-good year for theatrical horror, including some of the biggest hits of 2025. Sinners, Final Destination: Bloodlines, Weapons, and 28 Years Later are just a few of the films that have frightened moviegoers. And yet, despite the tear the genre has been on, and despite its now being spooky season, there aren’t as many high-profile horror titles as as you might expect there to be this October. Horror, as one of the few (mostly) reliable box-office bets, has taken over the rest of the calendar, leaving the lead-up to Halloween feeling a little bit lacking on the big screen.

    But just because there isn’t a Sinners or Weapons out ahead of All Hallows’ Eve doesn’t mean that there isn’t something waiting to scare you at the theater. There are plenty of smaller flicks, a couple of rereleases, and one studio sequel playing on big screens. Browse our full guide below, because horror always hits harder when you’re seeing it with an audience. (And don’t worry — we’ve got a guide to all the horror you can stream this month too.)

    Sage and Diego have rented a fancy house at the secluded and ominously named Bone Lake for what they hope will be a romantic getaway. However, another couple, Cin and Will, show up claiming that they booked the house too. They decide the place is big enough for all of them, but the double date soon turns into a psychological nightmare full of secrets, seduction, and twisty, pulpy, thrilling violence.

    Justin Long, who recently killed it in the 2022 horror movie Barbarian, plays a man living in the Hollywood Hills with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and daughter when a pack of extra-violent coyotes attack. “Killer animal attack” is a tried-and-true horror subgenre, and even the bad ones tend to be enjoyable in their own way, though the fact that the titular canids in this movie sure look AI-generated is a bummer.

    You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can make a new sort of horror movie starring a dog. Indy, a very expressive Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, is a loyal dog whose owner’s house is haunted, and Good Boy follows the pooch from his perspective as he encounters the various supernatural scares lurking in the night. (A cat would simply say, “That’s none of my business.”) Good Boy premiered at South by Southwest to good reviews.

    Elisabeth Moss plays an aging actress who tries to revitalize her fading career by changing up her look with the help of a wellness mogul (Kate Hudson). However, something sinister is going on, and there’s a monstrous secret behind the makeover. If that sounds a little familiar, consider that Shell had the misfortune of premiering at film festivals the same year as The Substance, which covers similar ground. Most reviews from the time say that the film has its own merits, however, with strong performances and a killer ending.

    Trick ‘r Treat was unceremoniously dumped straight to DVD in 2009, but the film — an anthology set on Halloween night that tells interlocking spooky tales starring Dylan Baker, Anna Paquin, and Brian Cox — managed to become a cult classic regardless. It’s finally getting a theatrical release courtesy of Fathom Entertainment. Just make sure you follow the rules of Halloween. Otherwise, Sam, the creepy trick-or-treater with a bag for a mask and a sharp lollipop, will get you.

    Scott Derrickson’s 2021 movie, The Black Phone, was a surprise box-office success, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that it’s calling back. Black Phone 2 once again stars Mason Thames as Finney. Although he became the first person to escape the child serial killer known as the Grabber (Ethan Hawke), thanks in part to the titular phone that let him speak to the murderer’s previous victims, it seems the Grabber’s not done with him yet. That’s extra scary considering the Grabber died at the end of the last movie.

    Guillermo del Toro’s take on Frankenstein will hit Netflix on November 7, but it’s alllllliiivvveeeeeee in select theaters in October. Doesn’t GDT’s production design deserve to be seen on the big screen? Oscar Isaac plays the titular doctor, Jacob Elordi plays his creation, and Mia Goth, Felix Kammerer, Charles Dance, and Christoph Waltz co-star.

    George A. Romero unleashed zombies all night, dawn, and day, but now his daughter, director Tina Romero, has found a new frontier for the living dead: a queer club. Queens of the Dead, which stars Katy O’Brian, Jaquel Spivey, Riki Lindhome, and Jack Haven, has a group of drag queens and club kids coming together to slay while they’re slaying the undead when a zombie outbreak strikes Manhattan. It’s campy, as you’d hope, but like her dad, Romero knows how to make sure her zombie movie has teeth, too.

    From Neon, Shelby Oaks follows a woman, Mia (Camille Sullivan), who is attempting to find out what happened to her sister (Sarah Durn), who went missing 12 years earlier while she was doing some paranormal investigating of an abandoned town. When Mia heads to Shelby Oaks, she encounters new horrors and uncovers demonic memories from her childhood. The movie is a finale of sorts to a YouTube Channel called Paranormal Paranoids, which also starred Durn, though one doesn’t need to have watched the four-year-old video series before seeing Shelby Oaks.

    There have been a lot of Dracula movies, most of which more or less follow the same basic beats. Romanian director Radu Jude’s Dracula is not one of those “normal” Draculas. It’s a proudly gonzo comedy horror — brilliantly vulgar, silly, and singular moviemaking.

    Is Twilight a horror movie? Or is it just scary that it’s been 20 years since the first Twilight book came out? Edward Cullen doesn’t age, but you’re getting older. Something to think about. All four movies, Twilight, Eclipse, and both parts of Breaking Dawn, will be in theaters, one night only for each, starting October 29.

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  • The Best British Spy Shows to Stream Right Now

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    Clockwise from top left: The Night Manager, A Spy Among Friends, Killing Eve, Slow Horses.
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    This list was originally published on April 26, 2018. We’re not so covertly republishing it now to mark the premiere of Slow Horses season five.

    The small-screen British spy genre is packed with some of the most tonally diverse marvels under the sun — pick one show, and you’ll bear witness to a beautiful assassin stabbing a man to death with a needle. Pick another, and a guy is giggling his way through the silliest MI-5 training imaginable. Whatever your taste, there are spy gadgets, thrilling chases, secret identities, and twisty betrayals throughout this list of good ol’ fashioned espionage shows for your (incognito) browsing pleasure.

    Made up entirely of disgraced MI-5 agents, the team of “slow horses” working at Slough House aren’t considered London’s best and brightest, but time and again these spies prove themselves to be more capable than their more glamorous and well-funded counterparts. Gary Oldman plays Jackson Lamb, a crude but talented legend of the field, who leads the ragtag bunch as they work to uncover conspiracies and fiendish schemes while keeping Britain safe. Despite the title, the Apple TV+ series operates at full speed, keeping viewers hooked by escalating the tension each episode until the season ends in a suspenseful, twisty, action-packed crescendo. —Tolly Wright

    Available to stream on Apple TV+

    Deception — both deceiving others and catching adversaries in their lies — is considered a key part of the job when you’re a spy, but Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service was still caught flat-footed when it was discovered that one of its own, Kim Philby (played here by Guy Pearce), was a double agent working for the KGB. Based on Ben Macintyre’s 2014 book of the same name, A Spy Among Friends depicts one of the most embarrassing episodes in British espionage history by focusing on the long friendship between Philby and fellow spy Nicholas Elliott (Damian Lewis). —T.W.

    Available to stream on MGM+

    Poor Adam. As soon as the young MI-6 deputy (played by Charlie Cox) is promoted to acting chief of the agency, his daughter is kidnapped and he learns that his meteoric rise might have been the work of a Russian spy with her own agenda. In this twisty miniseries, Adam runs afoul of allies and foes alike as he works to untangle himself from quite a quagmire and in the process uncovers some suspicious behavior within MI-6’s upper ranks. —T.W.

    Available to stream on Netflix

    All hail Sandra Oh! It took three decades to secure the Grey’s Anatomy star a leading role worthy of her talents, and this engrossing cat-and-mouse thriller by Phoebe Waller-Bridge checks all the boxes. Oh plays Eve, a deskbound MI-5 agent who longs to be a spy in the field, a dream that is soon realized when a mutual obsession develops between her and a sadistic, sociopathic assassin (Jodie Comer) who always evades capture. —Devon Ivie

    This miniseries proved to be a smash sensation back in 2016, and it’s pretty easy to understand why. A mélange of A-list talent aside — hello, Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie! — the slow burn of a narrative about an ex-soldier infiltrating the inner circle of an extraordinary evil weapons dealer is wickedly compelling, especially when you factor in the gorgeous, international settings. Whether he’ll be successful with his spy mission, though, is another story. —D.I.

    The epitome of an opposites-attract narrative, London Spy revolves around a hedonistic young clubgoer (Ben Whishaw) who ends up falling for a high-ranking member of Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service — only because he believed the guy dabbled in investment banking, and not, you know, espionage. When his lover disappears, our fella gets embroiled with the terrifying underbelly of the capital’s crime and spy scene, all so he can discover what truly happened. If that’s not true love, then we don’t know what is. —D.I.

    Available to purchase on YouTube

    Not to be confused with the rapper or those other TV shows, this Cold War–set period drama is all about the aftermath of a young MI-5 operative who tries to defect to the Soviet Union — for love! — but massively fails and then returns to MI-5. His boss seems unusually chill with the deception, mostly because this lad might be helpful for sniffing out other moles and double agents in their field. Oh, and stopping the Soviets from annihilating the world. —D.I.

    Here are four words to tickle your fancy: “French spy David Tennant.” (Swoon!) Tennant, a secret Deuxième Bureau agent posing as an army officer, finds himself circling around Warsaw, Berlin, and Paris in the years leading up to World War II, becoming increasingly convinced that a devastating war is on the horizon. Too bad his French counterparts don’t believe him — so he’ll instead bed women and drink fine Cointreau until they finally come to their senses. —D.I.

    Available to stream on Prime Video

    Consider this your classic accidental-spy sitcom in the same vein as NBC’s Chuck. The protagonist, an affable but unmotivated computer store employee, decides to quit his job to pursue new opportunities to better support his son and divorced wife. But when he discovers the standard “computing exam” given to him at a job center was actually an exam for MI-5, the chaps at the secret agency are so chuffed that they decide to keep him around for spy activities. Realistic? Nah. But positively delightful? Obviously! —D.I.

    If you want a long-running procedural about the inner workings of Britain’s premiere counterterrorism unit, Spooks was created with you in mind. Encompassing just about every spy-centric story line you can think of over ten seasons, it follows MI-5 employees as they prevent the country from imploding. (Handsome British faves such as David Oyelowo and Matthew Macfadyen also starred on it for quite some time.) It’s mostly dramatic, but moments of levity shine through. —D.I.

    Available to stream on BritBox

    Before Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans paraded around the big screen with the superhero Avengers, this ’60s series of the same name was a master class in sexy espionage — a suave secret agent travels the world to catch the most dangerous murderers and assassins, always with a badass woman by his side. Like Doctor Who, there are many rotations and eras in the show, and you’ll find yourself choosing your favorite sidekick-and-spy combination real quick. (The answer, of course, is Patrick Macnee and Diana Rigg.) —D.I.

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  • The 15 Best Robert Redford Movies to Revisit

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    Whether he was acting or directing, he could deliver empathy, grit, and boundless charm.
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    The world grieved the passing of a titan of cinema, Robert Redford, on Tuesday morning. He became a Broadway star by the early ’60s and conquered Hollywood with starring roles in movies like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, and All the President’s Men. And then he really shifted the landscape with his work as a director and as co-founder of the Sundance Film Festival. As his collaborators and fans mourn his loss, our minds went to the best way to pay tribute to his legacy: Watch one of his movies. This shortlist is divided into three sections, an alphabetical run-through of ten of his best acting efforts (both the classics and the ones that deserve more attention) and five of his turns behind the camera.

    Note: If there’s a streaming service listed, it’s always available on VOD, too. If a movie is labeled as only “available on VOD” below, it usually costs about $4 to rent and is not currently available on streaming services.

    A movie about the importance of speaking truth to power feels more essential in 2025 than it has in a long time, doesn’t it? Redford stars alongside Dustin Hoffman in this Alan J. Pakula journalism thriller about the work of Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward to expose Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal. A huge hit when it was released shortly after the president stepped down, it was nominated for eight Oscars, winning four. It’s as timely as ever. Streaming on The Criterion Channel.

    One of Redford’s earliest huge roles, this is also arguably the best film to introduce a young person to his talent and legacy (and the western genre, really). Of course, Redford plays the impossibly charming Sundance Kid, opposite the equally impossibly charming Butch Cassidy, played by Paul Newman. A playful entry in a genre marked by self-seriousness, it stands up today and not just because it helped inspire a little Utah film festival that would change independent moviemaking forever. Available on VOD.

    A very young Roger Ebert called this film “the best movie ever made about sports — without really being about sports at all.” Michael Ritchie’s directorial debut is about the life of David Chappellet, a U.S. Ski Team star competing in Europe. Redford disappears into this part, playing a man who can think about little more but being on the slopes. Available on VOD.

    This is for all you Gen-Xers out there, the people who grew up in the ’80s and likely discovered Redford through this ridiculously stacked thriller from 1992. It may have seemed like a lark at the time, but this movie about security specialists and surveillance kind of feels prescient in an era when so much privacy has been eliminated. It’s a great example of how Redford could be giving as a performer, never stealing focus from his incredible co-stars. (The stacked ensemble includes Ben Kingsley, David Strathairn, River Phoenix, Sidney Poitier, and Mary McDonnell.) Available on VOD.

    Redford reunited with his Cassidy co-star and director for a movie that was arguably the biggest hit of his career, the only time he would be nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor, and a movie that won Best Picture. Widely regarded as having one of the best screenplays ever written, this flick recalls a time when a movie could be a massive critical and commercial darling at the same time and a case study in its star’s bottomless well of charisma. Available on VOD.

    Few movie stars understood silence as well as Robert Redford, who has a total of 51 spoken words in this survival thriller. He plays an unnamed man who is stranded on the Indian Ocean, and the movie star disappears into this challenging role in a manner that won him Best Actor from the New York Film Critics Circle. (His snub by the Oscars for a nomination remains one of the Academy’s greatest sins.) Streaming on Prime Video.

    Redford gave his final great performance in this drama from David Lowery about the life of Forrest Tucker, a career criminal. He announced his retirement after this delicate character study, making it his last official film role. It’s a beauty, a film that also plays like an ode to its star’s boundless charm. Available on VOD.

    While the live-action adaptation subgenre of Disney animated films is correctly savaged almost every time, this is the exception. Easily the best of such films, it carves its own story out of the 1977 animated film. Redford plays a perfect part for him: a storyteller, the father to Bryce Dallas Howard’s character, and the man who told her about the legendary dragon. Connecting an artist and environmental crusader to a history of imagination and Mother Nature is a brilliant bit of meta casting in this truly lovely flick. Streaming on Disney+.

    Few actors understood the assignment every single time like Robert Redford, who would carefully calibrate his charisma depending on the part. Take this Tony Scott flick in which he teams up with someone to whom he was often compared, Brad Pitt. This is really a cross-generation action flick with legends from each generation working together for pure entertainment. Available on VOD.

    The 16th episode of the third season of Rod Serling’s masterful sci-fi anthology series cast a 20-something Redford as Death himself. “Nothing in the Dark” stars Gladys Cooper as a woman who knows she has reached her end point if she opens the door to Redford’s Harold, a man who claims to be a building contractor but is actually the Grim Reaper. Redford uses his already remarkable charm to play the end of life as a passage instead of a crisis. Streaming on Paramount+ and Prime Video.

    It’s certainly not Redford’s best directorial work, but this one remains a curiosity for the sheer acting power in front of the camera, including Redford himself, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, and a young Andrew Garfield. Redford allows his politics to take center stage in a film that’s really about how governments use the bodies of young people in war for political capital. Streaming on Fubo and Paramount+.

    It took Redford eight years to follow up his Best Picture–winning directorial debut, and the result was a comparatively minor yet tender drama based on a novel by John Nichols. A film that feels important to Redford’s Californian roots and his willingness to fight for the little man, this one stars Rubén Blades as a man who battles the man to save his bean field. Available on VOD.

    Any list of the most notable directorial debuts of all time that doesn’t include Ordinary People is simply incomplete. Adapting the novel of the same name by Judith Guest, Redford used his deep empathy to tell the story of a family torn apart by the death of a son and brother. It won Redford an Oscar for Best Director and took home trophies for Best Supporting Actor and Best Picture too. History once diminished this movie because it “stole” Oscars from Raging Bull, but it’s an essential piece of ’80s filmmaking in its own right and key to understanding its director’s legacy. Streaming on Fubo, Philo, and MGM+.

    A solid case can be made that this is Redford’s best directorial effort, a true story that transcends its subject matter to become a character study about pride. Ralph Fiennes plays Charles Van Doren, who was a part of a scandal in which ’50s game-show contestants were given the answers to up the entertainment value. In an era in which it feels like less and less of what we see on TV can be believed, this one is overdue for a reappraisal. Available on VOD.

    This one feels like the purest expression of Redford’s heart on film. He adapts the novella of the same name about a Montana family, and he does so with deep empathy and love for the natural world. Redford was underrated in his ability to avoid melodrama, always seeking truth in his characters instead of just manipulating the sympathies of his audience. Streaming on Fubo, Philo, and MGM+.

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  • The 11 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend

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    Clockwise from top: The Long Walk, Only Murders in the Building, The Girlfriend, and Spinal Tap II: The End Continues.
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    Nothing like a new Stephen King adaptation to usher in a turning season. Fall might not have technically started yet, but you can still nestle in a dark air-conditioned theater and pretend to your heart’s content with this week’s plethora of options. Alongside The Long Walk, there’s the reunion of a decades-old fake rock band, a return of a charming singing nun/babysitter, another murder in a New York, and a chance to go back in Pixar’s toy box. (A lot of returns, huh?) Plus, the Emmys!

    A Francis Lawrence movie set in a dystopian America where young people are part of a deadly competition? Sounds right. The Hunger Games director is taking a break from Panem to adapt some Stephen King. In The Long Walk, young men sign up for a walking contest where they must keep a pace of three miles per hour or be killed on the spot, and the contest only ends when there’s one person left. Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, and Charlie Plummer star as some of the young boys in this gnarly competition while Mark Hamill is the Major, the menacing officer supervising the walk.

    ➽ How far did The Long Walk make it in our ranking of every Stephen King movie adaptation? Pretty far!

    Forty-one years after This Is Spinal Tap, the fictional English rock band is putting on their final show. Rob Reiner’s mockumentary follows the band (made up of Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, and Harry Shearer) as they prep for a reunion concert. Reiner also reprises his role as Marty Dibergi, the documentarian filming Spinal Tap. The nostalgia levels go up to 11.

    If this list is the first time you’re hearing about Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — The Movie: Infinity Castle, chances are you’re probably not going to be headed to the cinema for this one. But the film, an adaptation of the Infinity Castle arc of the manga series, which follows Tanjiro, Nezuko, and the Hashira as they enter the titular castle and battle deadly Upper Rank demons, is already a huge hit. It’s the third-highest grossing film in Japanese history. (The No. 1 highest grosser? The last one, 2020’s Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba — The Movie: Mugen Train.) —James Grebey

    In Jay Duplass’s odd, delightfully rambling film that also serves as a twisted love letter to Baltimore, a down-on-his-luck stand-up comedian and an emergency dentist spend a strangely eventful Christmas Eve together. —Bilge Ebiri

    Attempting any kind of praxis read of The Grand Finale is a fool’s errand. Yet the film moves briskly because it’s the cinematic equivalent of great gowns, beautiful gowns.”

    (Read Roxana Hadadi’s full review here. In theaters now.)

    Summer’s not over yet, so you still have time to fit in one more sleazy, sexy series. Robin Wright stars as the wealthy and cultured Laura, whose son brings home the girlfriend from hell. Olivia Cooke’s Cherry makes out with Laura’s son in public, lies about her knowledge of art, and seems to be hiding a secret—or is Laura overprotective? The truth is probably somewhere in the middle, but until then, let the women fight. —Roxana Hadadi

    Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Someone dies in the Arconia, and Charles, Oliver, and Mabel can’t help but investigate. This time, the suspects include mobsters and billionaires, which couldn’t be more New York, actually. —R.H.

    ➽ Can Only Murders keep getting away with this formula? Maybe.

    Is it Apple’s big night? Between Severance and The Studio, the company is sure hoping for a great night. At least they’re good shows. Plus, we’ll be seeing mini-reunions of Gilmore Girls, The Good Place, and more with the large crop of presenters at the Emmys. If it’s a good night of television, we’ll send our thanks to Sal Saperstein.

    ➼ The best way to watch? With your best friend, a humble TV antenna. We tested three great ones.

    Do, a deer, Re, a drop of golden sun, Mi, a name I call myself, Fa, a long, long way to run, So, a needle pulling thread, La, a note to follow so, and … There’s a snake in my boot. This weekend, we have two childhood classics out in theaters: The Sound of Music and Toy Story. Both are exciting films to see back on the big screen, so might as well have a double feature.

    “Gladys is an instant entry into the canon of contemporary horror iconography, and for that alone, the character is worthy of commendation. But she’s also so much more than the inevitable drag shows that will immortalize her. Underneath the pounds of lipstick, eye shadow, and wig is a thrillingly committed performance from [Amy] Madigan, a character actor who has seldom gotten the kind of showcase she gets here.”

    Writer Louis Peitzman on the fantastic performance of Madigan in Weapons, now out on VOD. Read more here.

    ➽ Plus, Ray Mendoza and Alex Garland’s Warfare is on HBO Max.

    Want more? Read our recommendations from the weekend of September 5.

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  • The 20 Best Movies on Netflix for Kids (And Their Parents)

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    KPop Demon Hunters.
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    This article is updated frequently as titles leave and enter Netflix. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk.

    Netflix has massive catalogs of TV shows aimed at children, but parsing their library of movies for kids (or, ideally, titles the whole family can enjoy) can be pretty challenging. That’s why we’re here to help. From Netflix Originals like The Sea Beast or Orion and the Dark, to timeless family hits like Matilda or The Lego Movie, these films below offer a little something for everybody on family movie night. We’ve also included a rating alongside each one.

    Year: 2017
    Runtime: 1h 28m
    Director: David Soren
    Rating: PG

    Fox adapted the hit book series by Dav Pilkey into a film that underperformed enough at the box office to make it unlikely we will see another. That’s too bad because David Soren’s family flick is clever and funny. It’s a sweet study of friendship, creativity, and a different kind of heroism. And it features a villain named Professor Poopypants.

    Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

    Year: 2013
    Runtime: 1h 34m
    Directors: Cody Cameron, Kris Pearn
    Rating: PG

    A rare animated sequel that’s just about as funny as the first film, this 2013 sequel built on the visual wit and sharp characters from the 2009 movie. Bill Hader and Anna Faris lead a stellar voice work as Flint Lockwood are forced to return to Swallow Falls to save the day. It’s inventive and very fun.

    Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2

    Year: 2010
    Runtime: 1h 34m
    Directors: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
    Rating: PG

    Who could have guessed that the tale of an awkward supervillain named Gru (Steve Carell) who has his heart melted by three orphaned girls would launch one of the biggest franchises in the world? Since this film was released, there have been three direct sequels and two Minions movies, along with tons of toys, specials, video games, and even a theme park attraction. It’s Gru’s world.

    Year: 1982
    Runtime: 1h 54m
    Director: Steven Spielberg
    Rating: PG

    Steven Spielberg’s 1982 sci-fi classic has held up masterfully, now speaking to a new generation just as much as it did to their parents and grandparents. Henry Thomas plays Elliott, a boy who becomes friends with an alien who he dubs E.T., who just wants to go home. It’s a beautiful, heartwarming masterpiece.

    E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 1h 38m
    Director: Sergio Pablos
    Rating: PG

    A little movie that could, this animated Christmas adventure was so critically beloved that it competed with giants like Pixar and DreamWorks for the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. It’s a delightful little fable about a postman who ends up stationed so far to the north that he meets a reclusive toymaker there named Klaus. Yes, it’s a Santa Claus origin story. With lovely, old-fashioned style, this is the kind of joyous film that the whole family can watch any time of year.

    Year: 2025
    Runtime: 1h 39m
    Directors: Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans

    One of the most impressive pop culture phenomena of 2025 has been the unreal success of this Netflix original about a K-pop girl group called Hunter/x that also happens to fight demons between #1 hits. Songs like “Golden” have become huge pop hits outside of the flick, one that people are obsessively rewatching for a reason — it’s fun, relatable, and catchy as hell.

    Year: 2016
    Runtime: 1h 42m
    Director: Travis Knight
    Rating: PG

    Great Laika films drop in and out of the streamers, but this masterpiece has actually been one of the hardest to see. Revisit the story of a young boy on a journey to defeat his evil aunts with the power of his strings, and the partnership of a snow monkey and a beetle. Yeah, it’s crazy, but it’s also gorgeous and deeply moving, one of the best family films of the 2010s.

    Year: 2021
    Runtime: 1h 54m
    Directors: Mike Rianda, Jeff Rowe
    Rating: PG

    Originally planned for a theatrical release by Sony (with the much-worse title Connected), the studio sold this off to Netflix during the pandemic…and probably regretted that decision. One of the most critically and commercially beloved animated films of 2021, this is an incredibly smart and sweet family vacation movie, a comedy that’s as much about a tender relationship between a father and daughter as it is the fact that they end up having to save the world together.

    The Mitchells vs. the Machines

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 1h 39m
    Directors: Nick Bruno, Troy Quane
    Rating: PG

    Based on the comic by ND Stevenson, Nimona is a queer parable about a shape-shifter who refuses to adhere to society’s rules for what she should look like or whom she should present as. When Nimona (Chloë Grace Moretz) meets a knight, Ballister Boldheart (Riz Ahmed), who is falsely accused of killing the queen, the two team up against the repressive regime. Nimona’s action is staged in a stylized blend of 2-D and 3-D animation and crescendos toward a kaiju-size climax. But the way the film foregrounds their friendship is what makes it beautiful. —Eric Vilas-Boas

    Year: 2024
    Runtime: 1h 32m
    Director: Sean Charmatz
    Rating: PG

    The great Charlie Kaufman wrote a kids movie! This new animated Netflix original owes such a debt to Pixar films like Toy Story and Inside Out, but it carves out its own personality too. It’s about a kid (Jacob Tremblay) who’s afraid of just about everything, and how he overcomes his fear one night on a journey with the literal dark (Paul Walter Hauser). The story wraps in on itself in a way that one would expect from Kaufman, but never gets too complicated for the little ones too. Honestly, it’s better at doing the Pixar Thing than most recent Pixar movies.

    Year: 2014
    Runtime: 1h 35m
    Director: Paul King
    Rating: PG

    One of the sweetest family films ever made adapts the classic talking bear to modern London when Paddington (Ben Whishaw) finds his way there from “Darkest Peru,” looking for a new home. He finds one with an average family led by Hugh Bonneville and Sally Hawkins, but crosses paths with a nefarious taxidermist (a wonderful Nicole Kidman) who tries to take him down. This is such a gently funny and likable movie. You kind of have to be a jerk to hate it.

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 1h 56m
    Director: Guillermo del Toro
    Rating: PG

    The Oscar-winning director took his visionary skills to stop-motion animation with this instant classic, a retelling of the beloved fairy tale about the wooden boy who longed to be real. With spectacular voice work, this version reimagines Pinocchio during the period before World War II, allowing him to explore his themes of innocence and violence again. It’s a deeply personal, beautiful film.

    Year: 2012
    Runtime: 1h 37m
    Director: Peter Ramsey
    Rating: PG

    Based on the book series The Guardians of Childhood, this imperfect but fun film was the directorial debut of the man who would go on to helm one of the best animated features ever made in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, Jude Law, Isla Fisher, and Hugh Jackman lead a high-powered voice cast in the story of how imaginary children’s characters like The Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny have to save the world.

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 1h 55m
    Director: Chris Williams
    Rating: PG

    One of 2022’s most surprising hits for Netflix has been this film from one of the creators of Bolt and Big Hero 6. It’s a blend of a lot of things that have been done before with echoes of How to Train Your Dragon, Moana, and Pirates of the Caribbean (with a little Kaiju too) but this is a detailed adventure film that really plays to everyone in the family.

    Year: 2016
    Runtime: 1h 26m
    Directors: Chris Renaud, Yarrow Cheney
    Rating: PG

    It may not be as big as the little yellow guys, but this is an essential building block in the history of Illumination. A pre-cancellation Louis C.K. voices a spoiled house pet whose life is turned upside down when a new dog joins the family, voiced exuberantly by Eric Stonestreet. Their conflict spills into the streets and brings in an ensemble of fun vocal performances, especially Kevin Hart and Jenny Slate.

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 1h 27m
    Directors: Richard Phelan, Will Becher
    Rating: G

    Shaun the Sheep is an international treasure. The silent comedy star leads one of the most consistently hilarious franchises of all time in his own TV episodes and feature films. This one is a brilliant Netflix original from Aardman Animations about how everyone’s favorite ovine helps a stranded alien return to his own kind.

    A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

    Year: 2001
    Runtime: 1h 30m
    Directors: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

    How culturally seismic was this skewering of fairy tales? It was announced in 2020 that it would be inducted into the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. That’s how big. It’s the first non-Disney film to get that recognition. As for the movie itself, it’s held up remarkably well, a modern classic with great voice work and clever writing.

    Year: 2016
    Runtime: 1h 48m
    Director: Garth Jennings
    Rating: PG

    A charming little jukebox musical, Sing stars Matthew McConaughey as a koala who needs to put on a show to save his theater. It’s a simple but charming film with great tunes sung by an excellent voice cast, especially a movie-stealing Taron Egerton.

    Year: 2025
    Runtime: 1h 22m
    Directors: Nick Park, Merlin Crossingham
    Rating: PG

    It’s been 21 years since a proper Wallace & Gromit movie but it turns out that the cheese-loving inventor and his trusty sidekick are as funny and clever as ever. This excellent family comedy sees Wallace invent a robot gnome (named Norbot) to help Gromit with duties around the house, but the villainous Feathers McGraw hacks the android and chaos ensues. There’s something extra-wonderful about a stop-motion film, one that requires so much hands-on work, being one of our best anti-AI movies.

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Year: 2024
    Runtime: 1h 41m
    Director: Chris Sanders
    Rating: PG

    This award-winning adaptation of the novel of the same name by Peter Brown is a gift to viewers of all ages. A blend of Monet and Miyazaki, it stars Lupita Nyong’o as Roz, a service robot who ends up mothering a goose named Brightbill (Kit Connor). It’s a beautiful, moving piece of family filmmaking.

    Year: 2020
    Runtime: 1h 32m
    Director: Kris Pearn
    Rating: PG

    Remember when Tim Burton made weird, slightly disturbing kids movies? This truly inventive 2020 comedy feels inspired by those flicks as four kids decide that they’re going to replace their apathetic parents with ones that actually care. Based on the book of the same name by Lois Lowry, this flick includes voice work by Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Terry Crews, and Ricky Gervais, and it’s probably the best family movie on Netflix that you probably haven’t seen.

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  • 30 Great Black-and-White Horror Movies Worth Revisiting

    30 Great Black-and-White Horror Movies Worth Revisiting

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    This story originally ran in 2018 and is being republished for Halloween.

    For nearly as long as there have been movies, there have been horror movies. The genre was there from the start, luring in audiences who wanted to witness things they’d never thought they wanted to witness before. Vampiric monsters, ghastly apparitions, human abnormalities — they were all the stuff of nightmares a century ago, just as they are today.

    Many of the titles on this list of great black-and-white horror movie are well-known classics, others are smaller cult favorites, and a couple are recent works from directors who appreciate the potential power of black-and-white cinema. But they’re all worth revisiting this Halloween season.

    Widely considered the earliest example of horror cinema and the quintessential piece of German expressionism, Robert Wiene’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is a stylized nightmare of sharp angles, abstract locations, diagonal staircases, and violent landscapes. The stark contrasts between the black-and-white colors are jarring to the eye, and add a layered intensity to the psychological delusions experienced by the audience. Perceptions of the world around are mangled by the visual stimuli, resulting in a horrific film that successfully captured the fear and mistrust of the isolated post–World War I culture that created it.

    Released at the height of German expressionist cinema, Nosferatu was an unauthorized adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and was almost lost forever after Stoker’s heirs sued over the adaptation and a court ruling ordered that all copies of the film be destroyed. Fortunately, a few copies of the film survived. Director F.W. Murnau was an innovator, combining built sets with real locations and adding a new layer of realism to the vampire tale, as well as trick photography to present Count Orlok as truly otherworldly. It’s an infamous work of art, and its messages about political unrest and illness epidemics serve as the beginning of horror as social commentary.

    By definition, Paul Leni’s The Man Who Laughs is not a horror movie, but a romantic drama not unlike The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Still, as a major influence on the later Universal Monster movies and the inspiration for the DC Comics’ illustrations of the Joker in the Batman comics, The Man Who Laughs’ legacy far surpasses its initial introduction as a German romance film. Largely due the startling features of the titular character (not to mention the looming gloom that surrounds him), the film’s imagery leaves the viewers with a deep level of dread.

    Among the most iconic of all black-and-white horror films, the talkies of Universal Monster Movies (Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Mummy, The Invisible Man, Creature From the Black Lagoon, and Bride of Frankenstein) all established the building blocks for what would shape the modern horror film. Creatures were used as a vehicle to tell stories about xenophobia, sexuality, challenging God, questioning one’s identity, the inherent violence of mankind, and the fear of the unknown. Even in monochromatic tones, the Universal Classic Monsters painted worlds of horror, eliciting horror through trailblazing cinematic techniques rather than relying on the splatter or gore that would define the genre in later years.

    Banned in Britain until the 1950s and easily one of the genre’s most controversial and ethically questionable films, Tod Browning’s Freaks serves as an examination of the monstrous extremes of human nature, forcing audiences to question their preconceived perceptions of those that appear different than the “norm.” Browning was fresh off of the success of Dracula when he made Freaks. The final moment of the film remains one of the most shocking endings in pre-code horror history, and takes a stance now common in horror: that sometimes the worst monsters are those that walk among us, undetected.

    As one of the first examples of an “animals run amok” horror film, Murders in the Zoo was extremely graphic for its time, and remains to be a rather distressing film by even today’s standards, due in large part to the footage showing the depressing state of zoos in the 1930s. Animals are crying out for food and kept in iron-clad cages, and at one point, they legitimately fight one another. In the film, a maniacal zoologist grows increasingly jealous of his unfaithful wife and decides to utilize live animals as a weapon to achieve “the perfect murder.” Barely over an hour long, the film unsuccessfully tries to marry horror and comedy together, but does provide one of the most jarring opening sequences of a film from this era using a man’s mouth, a needle, and some thread.

    One of the first true low-budget horror success stories was also the saving grace of the financially failing RKO Studios. Perhaps the film’s greatest contribution is the iconic “bus scene,” a moment filled with such intensity that it serves as the premiere example of what would later become known as “jump scares.” It continues to serve as one of the most effective scares in horror history. Billed with a no-name cast and serving as the start of horror-producer extraordinaire Val Lewton’s career, Cat People was a revolutionary landmark in horror cinema.

    Satanism and lesbianism go hand in hand in another Val Lewton–produced masterpiece. Part noir, part horror film, The Seventh Victim is one of the first movies to treat women in horror as fully fledged people with their own thoughts and desires, allowing them full agency. The women are strong-willed, mouthy, and uncharacteristically bold in this pulp staple. Ultimately, it’s suggested that the power of these women comes from their participating in a Satanic cult, but since the film renders male participation to be all but useless, it deserves a rewatch by contemporary eyes.

    What is perhaps one of the first haunted-house films to treat ghosts as legitimate threats and sources of horror, the British-made flick has largely gone unnoticed by American audiences. That’s a crime: It’s one of the titles that Guillermo del Toro cites as having a major impact on his own filmography. The Uninvited boasts high-caliber acting performances and, crucially, practical in-camera ghost effects that rely on lighting, sound, and wind machines. It’s moody, it’s creepy, and while it may not deliver the scares today like it did then, a rewatch showcases an influence that can still be felt.

    Before horror anthologies became a subgenre of its own, there was Ealing Studios’ Dead of Night. Connecting five different stories from British filmmakers and a wrap-around, the film is a psychological creepfest and delivers what is arguably the best work of director Charles Crichton. In the film’s climactic ending, we’re introduced to a story involving a ventriloquist dummy that set the stage for just about every inanimate-object-that’s-actually-alive film moving forward. Even today, the cold, dead eyes of the sinister dummy serve as nightmare fuel.

    I’m possibly cheating to include this film on the list, but The Picture of Dorian Gray is one of the first to showcase black-and-white as an aesthetic choice rather than a filmmaking necessity; four-color inserts of three-strip Technicolor were used for Dorian’s portrait, utilized as a special effect in a black-and-white world. Having that isolated moment of Technicolor heightens the horror of seeing Dorian’s painting age while he himself remains youthful. The film is a triumph in deep-focus cinematography, and earned Angela Lansbury her second Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actress (not to mention her first Golden Globe win in the same category).

    As interest and popularity in horror movies began to wane, studios struggled to breathe new life into what had been one of their most profitable sectors. Enter the horror-comedy. While plenty of old movies attempted to add levity to horror, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein set the standard for horror-comedies and left an impact that’s still emulated decades later. By adding Bud Abbott and Lou Costello to pal around with established monsters like Lon Chaney Jr. and Bela Lugosi, Universal struck gold and spawned a franchise.

    One of the first of the 1950s “nuclear monster” films, and the first “big bug” feature, Them! was a monumental success for Warner Bros. pictures, and one of the best examples of what would become the science-fiction subgenre. Borrowing elements of horror as well as influence from the Japanese kaiju flicks, Them! is one of the earliest examples of genre fusion under the horror umbrella. The film avoids the tropes that would become popularized in later B-movie cinema, opting instead to treat the gigantic ant monsters as legitimate threats and presenting the horror as sincere.

    The unfortunate truth of Charles Laughton’s The Night of the Hunter is that this is easily one of the best horror thrillers ever made, and easily one of the most forgotten. It’s the sole directorial effort of Laughton and stars Robert Mitchum, a prominent anti-hero of the noir movement who often played second banana. However, The Night of the Hunter is compelling, visually stimulating, and downright thrilling. It’s a film that feels so far ahead of its time that it would play better for today’s audiences than it surely did during the mid-50s.

    Although not the best rendition of the Body Snatchers story, the original 1956 incarnation is one of the best examples of a sci-fi–horror film rooted in reality, preying on the human fear that we are far more vulnerable to destruction than we’d like to believe. Released at the peak of Cold War and Red Scare paranoia, the political roots of Body Snatchers were far less ambiguous than the films that came before it, and the film successfully solidified the relationship between politics and horror.

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    William Castle’s magnum opus, The House on Haunted Hill is one of the greatest haunted-house movies of all time. An eccentric millionaire played with perfection by Vincent Price offers $10,000 to anyone who can spend a night in the titular mansion, the site of a plethora of murders. The participants are faced by a ceiling dripping blood, a severed head, a vat of acid in the cellar, and the iconic skeletal apparitions that walk on their own. While a fantastic movie in its own right, The House on Haunted Hill’s more prominent legacy is rooted in Castle deciding to gear his horror films to a teenage market, a trend that horror films followed moving forward.

    Georges Franju’s ghastly yet dreamlike examination of the quest for physical perfection, the social value placed on women’s appearances, and guilt. Once a respected surgeon, Dr. Genessier now lives in isolation, experimenting on animals and helpless women lured to him by his faithful nurse and lover Louise. The film is startlingly graphic and drips with art-house elements that greatly influenced filmmakers that followed. Eyes Without a Face is presented in stark black-and-white, but the surreal visual imagery added a muted softness to the chaotic horror within.

    Master of horror Mario Bava began his career with Black Sunday, an Italian gothic masterpiece and easily his most celebrated work. With sex appeal, Bava builds a horrific landscape enhanced with slick camera work and intense black-and-white contrasts. The film plays around with both vampire and witch mythology, which eventually leads to a spiked mask being hammered into a woman’s face. The visual of Barbara Steele’s pale skin covered in deep, black holes has become an iconic image from classic horror, perfectly exemplifying her role as both attractive and horrific, desirable and revolting.

    Yes, it’s most influential horror film of all time. But it bears repeating: Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho was a true game-changer in horror cinema. The sight and sound of Marion Crane meeting her demise is synonymous with what one imagines when hearing the words “horror movie.” Psycho gave roots to the slasher films that were to come, not to mention completely disrupted the idyllic world of the 1950s. The quick-cutting editing technique paired with one of the greatest scores ever crafted and Norman Bates’s mania have solidified Psycho’s place in not just the horror canon, but the canon of all-time cinematic greats.

    Based on Henry James’s 1898 horror novella The Turn of the Screw, this remarkably unsettling psychological horror film from Jack Clayton continues to serves as one of the premiere British horror films. It’s also one of the earliest and best examples of the “creepy children” subgenre. The plot is on the heavy side: The Innocents plays with the mental anguish of a person desperately trying to make sense of the world around them while simultaneously dealing with their own emotional turmoil. The film’s iconic ending scored an X-certificate upon the first release, and theorists continue to this day to analyze the subtext of sexual repression, ghastly possession, and how the two intertwine.

    Hailed by many as an independent masterpiece, Carnival of Souls plays more like an extended version of an episode of The Twilight Zone than it does a true-blue horror film. A low-budget endeavour with art-house sensibilities, the film’s fear factor is rooted in its odd visual imagery and dramatic light play. Director Herk Harvery also plays the horrifying apparition that haunts the leading lady’s imagination, a manifestation of her repressed fears as a malevolent force that she cannot escape, try as she might. Carnival of Souls is dark, atmospheric, experimental and a disturbing look into full-blown mental break.

    B-movie master Roger Corman produced this Psycho knockoff, which is also the non-pornographic feature debut of director Francis Ford Coppola. With a noticeably rushed script that nonetheless provided moments of legitimate shock, Dementia 13 was almost universally panned by critics and audience members alike. However, the movie is an extremely important addition to the black-and-white horror canon if for nothing else its unashamed aping of Hitchcock’s masterpiece. From this moment forward, horror began to unapologetically borrow from films that came before — an early sign of the remake culture to come.

    While Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? launched the “hagsploitation” subgenre, it was Joan Crawford’s starring role in William Castle’s Strait-Jacket that perfected it. Some critics viewed the film as one of the worst ever made, but Castle’s theatrical gimmicks developed the film into an audience favorite, and Crawford’s turn as a psycho-biddy set the bar for so-called “washed up” actors retreating to horror films once their Oscar-bait roles had run their course.

    Despite being over 50 years old, Roman Polanski’s Repulsion remains one of the most disturbing films ever crafted. The first of his “Apartment Trilogy,” Repulsion is a psychological torture chamber of hallucinatory exploration. What begins as a calm and somewhat slow dissection of a characterless woman, quickly turns into a complete mental unraveling, a masterpiece in capturing the nightmare chamber that is an unwell woman with unchecked emotional traumas.

    The sole horror entry in Ingmar Bergman’s filmography, Hour of the Wolf is a psychological journey into the realm of perhaps the scariest world of all: the deep recesses of a human’s personal demons and existential turmoil. Every minute of this film is drenched in ominous dread, frequently crossing into the supernatural. Viewers are ambushed by jarring visuals and ambitious moments of cinematography (there’s a dinner scene that is downright remarkable), proving that what many believe is one of Bergman’s lesser works is, perhaps, one of his most interesting.

    George A. Romero is king of the zombies and the father of contemporary horror cinema, full stop. This low-budget, independent film from Pittsburgh completely revolutionized the horror genre and created a monster that has reigned supreme for the last 50 years. Before Romero, horror films were often set in faraway lands of isolation, but he brought horror to the suburbs, where families were only a monster outbreak away from meeting their demise. While he claimed until death that the casting of Duane Jones, an African-American as the lead role, was purely based on his acting talent, Romero’s decision to present a black protagonist is still one of the most radical moves in horror history.

    The debut of auteur David Lynch, Eraserhead is a surrealist and tantalizing slice of cinematic horror that combines excessive gore, eroticsm, brilliant black-and-white cinematography, melodramatic performances, excessively dark humor, and a healthy dose of gore. It’s truly unlike anything that came before it, and nothing has come close to matching its power since — the reveal of “the child” is one of the most traumatic visual scenes ever recorded in black-and-white.

    There are few directors working today with as distinctive or as impressive of a reputation as Ben Wheatley. Covering a wide spectrum of genres across his career, his horrific period piece set during the English Civil War is perhaps his greatest cinematic endeavor. It examines the psychological breakdown of men completely destroyed by war under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. Written by Wheatley’s wife, Amy Jump, the dialogue serves as one of the strongest elements of the film, nestled with visually striking scenes of cosmic horror.

    Ana Lily Amirpour’s feature debut is an Iranian-American vampire-Western rife with rage-filled feminism. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is as beautiful as it is peculiar, and as fascinating as it is haunting. Her strength is in creating atmosphere, a change of pace for a monster genre that frequently thrives on high-octane thrills. The film feels like an erotic ’80s album cover come to life, and managed to breathe new life into one of horror’s oldest subgenres (see: the second film mentioned on this list).

    Both breathtakingly stunning and one of the most legitimately fucked-up films in recent memory — a feat made all the more impressive by the fact that it’s Nicolas Pesce’s debut feature. The film moves at a deliberate pace, slowly creeping under the skin of the viewers, and staying there long after the credits roll. The black-and-white cinematography only adds to its otherworldly aesthetic. The Eyes of My Mother is presented as an art film, but don’t be fooled: It’s a truly grotesque and emotionally jarring slice of cinema.

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  • The 30 Best Movies on Paramount+ Right Now

    The 30 Best Movies on Paramount+ Right Now

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    Amores Perros.
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    This post will be updated frequently as movies enter and leave the service. *New titles are indicated with an asterisk.

    In 2021, CBS All Access rebranded with the name Paramount+, reflecting the history of the legendary film and TV company with that nifty little mathematical sign that all the streaming companies seem to love these days. The name Paramount brings a deep catalogue of feature films, and the streaming service also includes titles from the Miramax and MGM libraries. They have also added a more robust original selection than at launch to complement the service’s classics like Gladiator, the Mission: Impossible series and Grease.

    For now, Paramount+ can’t compare to the depth of a catalogue like Max’s or the award-winning original works at other streamers, but it has a solid library with at least 30 films you should see.

    Year: 2001
    Runtime: 2h 34m
    Director: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

    Alejandro González Iñárritu would go on to win two directing Oscars but he first earned worldwide acclaim with this time-jumping thriller starring Gael Garcia Bernal. At the end of a wave of violent triptychs inspired by Pulp Fiction, Amores Perros somehow still felt fresh and new thanks to its director’s daring storytelling style and skill with actors.

    Year: 2016
    Runtime: 1h 56m
    Director: Denis Villeneuve

    The beloved French director’s best film remains his adaptation of “Story of Your Life” by Ted Chiang, a tale of alien invasion that’s really more about the people on Earth than the interplanetary visitors. Amy Adams gives one of the best performances of her career as a linguist tasked with communicating with the aliens.

    Year: 2004
    Runtime: 2h 50m
    Director: Martin Scorsese

    Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Howard Hughes in Martin Scorsese’s incredibly detailed and lavish period piece about one of the most infamous eccentric millionaires of all time. It feels like every other month produces a bit of social outrage about Scorsese’s place in movie history or his comments on Marvel movies. Ignore that noise and just watch one of his works that doesn’t get nearly enough praise, anchored by one of DiCaprio’s best performances and some of the most impressive aerial cinematography of all time.

    Year: 2007
    Runtime: 1h 56m
    Director: Sidney Lumet

    The masterful director of 12 Angry Men, Dog Day Afternoon, and so many more American classics ended his career with a banger in this intense thriller featuring performances from Ethan Hawke, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Marisa Tomei, and Albert Finney that stand among their best. A chronological puzzle of a film that would impress Chris Nolan with its structure, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead is one of the best films of the 2000s.

    Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

    Year: 1984
    Runtime: 1h 45m
    Director: Martin Brest

    It’s hard to explain to people too young to experience it how big a star Eddie Murphy was in 1984 when his Axel Foley ruled the world. Murphy’s wit and charm were put to perfect use in Beverly Hills Cop that produced two inferior sequels, and both happen to also be on Paramount Plus.

    Year: 1997
    Runtime: 2h 35m
    Director: P.T. Anderson

    Paul Thomas Anderson is widely recognized as one of the best living American filmmakers now, but that wasn’t the case before the release of this masterpiece about life in the Los Angeles porn scene. Mark Wahlberg has never (and likely never will be) better than he is here, anchoring an ensemble that includes equally great work from Julianne Moore and Burt Reynolds.

    Year: 1974
    Runtime: 2h 10m
    Director: Roman Polanski

    Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown. One of the best movies of the ‘70s, this Best Picture nominee (and Best Screenplay winner) tells the story of Jake Gittes, played unforgettably by Jack Nicholson, as he investigates an adulterer and finds something much more insidious under the surface of Los Angeles. It’s a must-see, as important as almost any film from its era.

    Year: 1995
    Runtime: 1h 37m
    Director: Amy Heckerling

    You can keep all those stuffy Jane Austen adaptations—one of the best remains Amy Heckerling’s updating of the 1815 classic Emma to mid-‘90s L.A. Is this the most ‘90s movie ever? From its fashion to its references to its beloved characters, Clueless is certainly one of the most iconic, a movie that made a small impact when it was released but feels like it grows even more popular with each generation that discovers it.

    Year: 2004
    Runtime: 1h 59m
    Director: Michael Mann

    Tom Cruise gives one of his most fascinating performances as Vincent, the passenger to Jamie Foxx’s L.A. cab driver on a very fateful night. It turns out that Vincent is hitman and he needs Foxx’s character to drive him on a killing spree in this tense, gorgeously-shot thriller from the masterful craftsman Michael Mann.

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 2h 19m
    Director: J.D. Dillard

    The proximity to another little movie about pilots called Top Gun: Maverick likely hurt the bottom line of this excellent, old-fashioned drama based on a true story. The excellent Jonathan Majors plays Jesse Brown, the first Black aviator in Navy history, and Maverick star Glen Powell plays his co-pilot and friend Tom Hudner. Both young future stars are excellent in a film that viewers can now find at home.

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 2h 32m
    Director: Mike Flanagan

    Almost four decades after Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, Mike Flanagan (The Haunting of Hill House) adapted the sequel by Stephen King with what felt like mixed results. However, in just the few years since this movie came out, it feels like the cult following has grown. It’s a stylish drama that kind of falls apart in the final act, but has enough good stuff before that to recommend a look.

    Year: 1997
    Runtime: 2h 18m
    Director: John Woo

    There are rumors that a remake of this John Woo classic is on the horizon, so you owe it to yourself to go back and see the very high standard that project will have to meet. Face/Off is one of the best action movies of the ‘90s, a wonderfully staged blockbuster by one of the genre’s best filmmakers. And John Travolta and Nicolas Cage were near the peaks of their screen charismas as an FBI agent and terrorist who end up, well, switching faces. It’s a blast.

    Year: 2020
    Runtime: 1h 38m
    Director: Jiayan “Jenny” Shi

    Jiayan Shi directed and produced this heartbreaking documentary about the disappearance and death of Yingying Zhang in 2017. Shi has unique access to the story in that she knew Yingying, and so her film has an incredible you-are-there quality as Shi captures the investigation and grief that would emerge from this horrific crime. Paramount+ deserves credit for bringing smaller projects like this to their subscribers, ones that other major streamers might ignore.

    Year: 2000
    Runtime: 2h 34m
    Director: Ridley Scott

    One of the most popular films of its era, this action epic stars Russell Crowe as the legendary Maximus, a warrior whose family is murdered by the vicious Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix). Forced into slavery, Maximus has to rise the gladiator arenas to get his vengeance. The film made a fortune on its way to winning the Oscar for Best Picture.

    Year: 1972
    Runtime: 2h 55m
    Director: Francis Ford Coppola

    Maybe you’ve heard of it? In all seriousness, there’s a very cool opportunity right now to watch the entire Godfather trilogy on Paramount+, including the superior recent cut of the third film. You could then slide from some of the best filmmaking of all time into the streaming service’s original series The Offer, about the making of Coppola’s masterpiece.

    Year: 2014
    Runtime: 2h 49m
    Director: Christopher Nolan

    No one else makes movies like Christopher Nolan, a man who took his superhero success and used it to get gigantic budgets to bring his wildest dreams to the big screen. Who else could make this sprawling, emotional, complicated film about an astronaut (Matthew McConaughey) searching for a new home for humanity? It’s divisive among some Nolan fans for its deep emotions, but those who love it really love it.

    Year: 2015
    Runtime: 1h 40m
    Director: David Robert Mitchell

    Maika Monroe stars in this indie horror breakthrough hit as a young woman who discovers that her recent sexual activity has cursed her with a supernatural force that will chase her until she passes it along to someone else. Stylish and striking, this felt like nothing else on the American horror market in 2014, really ushering in the era of what is now called “elevated horror.” Whatever you call it, It Follows is still an unforgettable genre flick.

    Year: 2002
    Runtime: 1h 25m
    Director: Jeff Tremaine

    Jackass Forever helped 2022 start with a bang. Now you can go back and watch the whole series exclusively on Paramount+ right now! (Even the “alternate” ones like Jackass 3.5). Go back to the heyday of Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and the rest of the dangerous idiots. These movies are often derided as being dumb but they’re a glorious, infectious kind of dumb that wants nothing more than to make you laugh.

    Year: 1996
    Runtime: 2h 18m
    Director: Cameron Crowe

    One of Cameron Crowe’s best films became something of a punchline with its heavily quoted lines (“Show me the money,” “You had me at hello,” everything that cute kid says) but it’s actually a character-driven romantic comedy that has held up incredibly well in the quarter-century since its release. Tom Cruise plays the title character, a sports agent who is pushed into starting his own agency while he falls in love with a single mother, played by Renee Zellweger. It’s sweet, smart, and funny.

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 1h 52m
    Director: Aaron Nee, Adam Nee

    With echoes of beloved rom-coms like African Queen and Romancing the Stone, this film truly felt like an anomaly in 2022, and yet it turned into a pretty big hit at the theater. It’s already on streaming services, and it’s a great choice if you’re looking for some escapism tonight. Travel to the middle of nowhere with a romance novel writer (Sandra Bullock) and the cover model (Channing Tatum) who tries to save the day.

    Year: 2002
    Runtime: 2h 25m
    Director: Steven Spielberg

    One of Steven Spielberg’s best modern movies is this adaptation of a Philip K. Dick story about a future in which crime can be predicted before it happens. Tom Cruise stars as a man who is convicted of a crime he has no intent of committing in a fantastic vision of a future in which the systems designed to stop crime have been corrupted. It’s timely and probably always will be.

    Year: 1996-present
    Runtime: Varies
    Director: Various

    The whole series is finally here! For some reason, parts 1 to 3 and parts 4 to 6 have alternated residence on a lot of streaming services, but Paramount+ currently hosts the entire thing from De Palma’s first movie to Fallout. While we wait for Mission: Impossible 7, revisit the whole arc of the saga of Ethan Hunt to date.

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 1h 45m
    Director: Celine Song

    A current Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay nominee, this phenomenal film isn’t on any of the other streamers. It stars the excellent Greta Lee and Teo Yoo as a couple who were close as children but reunite years later after she immigrated to the United States. It’s as much a story of what people leave behind when they change their entire lives as it is a traditional story of unrequited love. It’s beautiful and unforgettable.

    Year: 2008
    Runtime: 1h 52m
    Director: David Gordon Green

    Seth Rogen gives one of his best performances as Dale Denton, an average guy who just wants to get high. He visits his dealer (played perfectly by James Franco) on the wrong night as the pair cross paths with hitmen and a police officer on the wrong side of the law. This is an incredibly funny movie, and you don’t need to be high to love it.

    Year: 2018
    Runtime: 1h 30m
    Director: John Krasinski

    Who could have possibly guessed that Jim from The Office would be behind one of the most successful horror films of the ‘10s? You’ve probably already seen this story of a world in which silence is the only way to survive, but it’s worth another look to marvel at its tight, taut filmmaking and a stellar performance from Emily Blunt. Plus, Paramount+ recently added the sequel, so: double feature time!

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 1h 24m
    Director: Rose Glass

    Rose Glass’s terrifying horror film is one of the best movies of 2021 and it’s already on Paramount+. Reminiscent of psychological nightmares of the ‘70s like Repulsion and Rosemary’s Baby, this is the tale of a hospice nurse named Maud (a fearless performance from Morfydd Clark) who becomes obsessed with saving the soul of one of her patients (Jennifer Ehle). It’s unforgettable.

    Year: 1996
    Runtime: 1h 51m
    Director: Wes Craven

    The Ghostface killer came back in January 2022 with the release of Scream, the fifth film in this franchise and the first since the death of Wes Craven, and the fun continued with another sequel in 2023 (although the troubles around the production of the seventh film have been, well, notable). Paramount+ is the best place for a marathon with the original trilogy and the fifth and sixth films (but, bizarrely, not Scream 4.) The first movie is still a flat-out genre masterpiece.

    Year: 2010
    Runtime: 2h
    Director: David Fincher

    One of the best movies of the 2010s has returned to Paramount after a brief hiatus to remind people how wildly far ahead of its time this movie was when it was released. With a razor-sharp screenplay by Aaron Sorkin and some of the best direction of David Fincher’s career, this is a flawless movie, one that resonates even more now in the era of constant internet than it did thirteen years ago.

    Year: 1986
    Runtime: 1h 53m
    Director: Jonathan Demme

    Jonathan Demme was a master of tonal balancing, finding a way to perfectly blend the comedy and the dread in this story of an average man caught up in a criminal’s web. Charlie (Jeff Daniels) is a milquetoast banker who goes on a wild ride with a girl named Lulu (Melanie Griffith), but everything changes when Lulu’s ex (an unforgettable Ray Liotta) enters the picture.

    Year: 2007
    Runtime: 2h 38m
    Director: Paul Thomas Anderson

    One of the best films of the ‘00s, Paul Thomas Anderson’s adaptation of Upton Sinclair’s Oil! won Daniel Day-Lewis his second Oscar as the unforgettable Daniel Plainview. As detailed and epic as great fiction, Anderson’s movie is one of the most acclaimed of its era, a film in which it’s hard to find a single flaw. Even if you think you’ve seen it enough, watch it again. You’ll find a new reason to admire it.

    Year: 1997
    Runtime: 3h 14m
    Director: James Cameron

    More than just a blockbuster, this Best Picture winner was a legitimate cultural phenomenon, staying at the top of the box office charts for months. There was a point when it felt like not only had everyone seen the story of Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Rose (Kate Winslet), but most people had seen it twice. History has kind of reduced this epic to its quotable scenes and earworm theme song, but it’s a better movie than you remember, a great example of James Cameron’s truly robust filmmaking style.

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 2h 10m
    Director: Joseph Kosinski

    It’s the movie that saved movies last year! The truth is that Paramount wanted to drop this long-awaited sequel on a streamer during the pandemic, but Tom Cruise knew it was the kind of thing that should be appreciated in a theater. He bet on himself and the result is arguably the biggest hit of his career, a movie that made a fortune and seems primed to win Oscars in a couple months.

    Year: 2000
    Runtime: 1h 36m
    Director: Sofia Coppola

    Sofia Coppola made her directorial debut with this adaptation of Jeffrey Eugenides’s beloved novel about a group of sisters who captivated the entire neighborhood in which they lived. Kirsten Dunst anchors a dreamy, captivating movie about the myth of perfection that exists in the world of picket fences in middle America. It’s got a great Air soundtrack too.

    Year: 2013
    Runtime: 3h
    Director: Martin Scorsese

    Leonardo DiCaprio should have won the Oscar for his amazing performance as Jordan Belfort, the financial criminal that rocked Wall Street and shocked audiences in one of Scorsese’s best late films. Arguments over whether or not this film glorifies a “bad guy” have become prominent—and could only really be made by people who haven’t actually watched it. Most of all, it’s a shockingly robust film, filmed with more energy in a few minutes than most flicks have in their entire runtime.

    Year: 2007
    Runtime: 2h 37m
    Director: David Fincher

    David Fincher’s masterpiece is more about the impact of crime than crime itself. The fact that he made a sprawling epic about an unsolved murder is daring enough, but what’s most remarkable is how much this movie becomes less and less about figuring out the identity of the Zodiac Killer and more about the impact of obsession. It’s one of the best films of the ‘00s.

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  • The 15 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend

    The 15 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend

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    Clockwise from top: Pachinko, City of God: The Fight Rages On, The Crow, and Blink Twice.
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    Blink twice and maybe this weekend will go by quickly. Even the movie theaters are itching for next week’s four-day weekend, judging by this one’s meager offerings. But at least your at-home watch list is popping off. AMC sent Netflix some deliciously dark offerings, Oz Perkins’s horror Longlegs has hit digital, and The Crow is ripe for a rewatch. You might as well stay in and away from the sun this weekend. It would be so goth of you.

    Creator Soo Hugh’s adaptation of Min Jin Lee’s novel returns for its sophomore season. This installment dives back into its four generations of a Korean family’s questions of identity, especially as part of its narrative is set in Japan during World War II. —Roxana Hadadi

    Who’s winning, who’s losing — who cares?

    Zoë Kravitz’s directorial debut, originally titled Pussy Island, follows a young woman (Naomi Ackie) who gets invited to a tech billionaire’s (Channing Tatum) private island. It seems like a dream come true, but if movies have taught us anything, it’s that following rich people to isolated islands or homes is a terrible idea.

    The 2002 hit film City of God was a nerve-tingling glimpse into the organized crime of Rio de Janeiro’s favelas. Now, a new creative team picks up the mantle in this six-episode series, bringing photographer Rocket (and actor Alexandre Rodrigues) back with a press badge and another drug war to cover. —R.H.

    “The film may insist that Eric and Shelly’s is a grand romance of soul mates, but what it actually gives us is a burnout-detention boyfriend/rebellious-cheerleader girlfriend dynamic that doesn’t feel like it would last a long weekend.”

    In theaters now; read our full review.

    Well, he finally did it. John Woo finally released that American remake of The Killer that’s been in the works almost since the first one premiered back in 1989. Woo’s original, starring Chow Yun-fat and Danny Lee, was one of the key films that introduced Hong Kong genre cinema to western cinephiles. While this new Killer doesn’t have the insane grandeur of the old one, Woo does still know how to be creative with his action scenes, even when he’s just playing the hits. —Bilge Ebiri

    Tombstone may be the definitive portrayal of the gunfight at the O.K. Corral (though the classic western that carries that name is also fantastic), but that hasn’t stopped everyone from Kevin Costner to Alex Cox from retelling the story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the Clanton gang known as the Cowboys. This latest entry is a TV mini starring Ed Harris, Edward Franklin, and Tim Fellingham. —Eric Vilas-Boas

    A handful of AMC shows have flown onto Netflix’s library for a while, including one of their best. Anne Rice’s Interview With the Vampire’s small-screen adaptation run by Rolin Jones is sexy, terrifying, dramatic, and fantastic television. The Netflix deal will hopefully give the show a chance to get the eyeballs it deserves. (Unfortunately, the brilliant second season isn’t streaming on Netflix, but hey, it’s on AMC+.)

    And Longlegs, the “It” horror of the summer, and Inside Out 2, the “It” film of the summer, are now both on digital. Also check out Stress Positions on Hulu and Kevin Costner’s Horizon: An American Saga on Max.

    The goth cinema canon.
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    With the Crows and Vampires on our mind, we took a goth day this week. Here are three titles that helped define goth cinema.

    Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust“An action-goth masterpiece.”

    Crimson Peak Guillermo del Toro’s “misunderstood beauty.”

    Gargoyles — Specifically, “The Mirror.”

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    It’s hard to imagine The Crow led by anyone other than Brandon Lee. (You can read more of Roxana Hadadi’s piece here on the matter.) That doesn’t mean the latest iteration of The Crow isn’t necessarily worth watching, but if it made you want to see the 1994 film, you have until the end of the month to check it out on Prime Video.

    Want more? Read our recommendations from the weekend of August 16.

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  • Maika Monroe’s Horror Movies, Ranked

    Maika Monroe’s Horror Movies, Ranked

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    Before Jenna Ortega and Scream, before Mia Goth and Pearl, and before the young cast of Yellowjackets became our cannibal darlings, Maika Monroe arrived to put her own indelible stamp on 21st-century horror. For the past decade, Monroe has established herself as a mainstay in the horror genre, not just a dependable player but a true modern scream queen who’s able to elevate predictable fare, stand toe-to-toe with monsters of all kinds, and, of course, lead modern classics to even greater heights.

    Now, with her nerve-shredding performance in Oz Perkins’s serial-killer terrifier Longlegs, Monroe is on the verge of a kind of second breakthrough in her horror career, a chance to remind audiences that she’s not just still here but still arguably the best young actress in the genre at the moment. In celebration of that new breakthrough, and of Monroe’s tireless talents, here are all of her horror films so far, ranked from worst to best.

    One of Monroe’s great gifts, and a hallmark of good horror acting in general, is her ability to maintain the compelling edge in a scene without another human partner, something she achieves brilliantly in other films we’ll get to later. It’s a gift that’s a tremendous asset in a film like Tau, in which she plays a woman kidnapped by a mad scientist (Ed Skrein) to help him develop an advanced AI (voiced by Gary Oldman) he’s trying to perfect. For huge swaths of the film, Monroe is left alone in a vast, cold house with nothing but the voice of the AI to keep her company, which means the film’s humanity rests squarely on her shoulders. The attempt to balance out claustrophobic horror with high-concept sci-fi doesn’t quite work, and it all goes pretty much exactly how you’d expect, but because it has Monroe at the center, Tau retains a watchability and a surprisingly steady emotional core.

    Monroe takes a supporting role in Greta, Neil Jordan’s psychological horror film about a young woman (Chloë Grace Moretz) who befriends a mysterious older woman (Isabelle Huppert in the title role) and soon finds she’s accidentally bonded with a monster. As Moretz’s roommate, the lively and bold Erica, Monroe disappears from the film for significant stretches, but Jordan is smart enough to keep her an active participant in the plot, and she eventually becomes the star of the film’s two best scenes. One is a fantastically tense stalker-y chase sequence, the other is a showdown with Huppert; Monroe gets to flex her Final Girl muscles in both scenes to great effect, helping Greta land its most frightening moments.

    A blackly comic crime film with a horror movie’s soul, Villains pairs Monroe with Bill Skarsgård as they play a couple of small-time crooks trying to raise enough money to live their dream lives in Florida. When their car breaks down, they stumble upon a house in the woods, and a strange couple (Jeffrey Donovan and Kyra Sedgwick) hiding a dark secret. What follows is a strange, violent, twisty game of predator and prey that’s both tension-laden and deeply satisfying. A big part of that satisfaction, unsurprisingly, is the chemistry between Skarsgård and Monroe, who are able to pivot from the film’s comic tones to its horrific developments with ease and grace. It’s arguably the funniest film on this list, but that doesn’t stop it from being truly frightening.

    There’s a very delicate tonal dance at work in Significant Other, which stars Monroe as a woman who’s reluctantly going out to hike and camp with her boyfriend (Jake Lacy), only to find something she never expected out in the woods. Humor, paranoia, and heart front-load the narrative, and when the real sci-fi/horror elements start to kick in, you think you know where it’s going, right up until you don’t. The twist in Significant Other is quite effective, but it’s what happens next that makes the film a hidden gem from the 2022 horror scene, and Monroe and Lacy both navigate the film’s gleeful strangeness wonderfully.

    This is the point where the list starts to shift from Good Genre Movies into the realm of Potential Masterpieces. In Watcher, Chloe Okuno’s stylish and nail-biting directorial debut, Monroe stars as a lonely woman who moves to Bucharest with her husband (Karl Glusman) and, while he’s at work, starts to worry that someone in the apartment across the street is watching her. It’s the stuff of classic paranoid-thriller filmmaking, clearly following in the footsteps of Hitchcock and De Palma. But what makes Watcher particularly special is just how squarely Okuno keeps the focus on a woman who must persist despite no one listening to her and how well Monroe does in that environment. It’s one of those performances she has to very often sell on her own, in a room, reacting not to a scene partner but to a certain environmental edge, and she not only nails it but makes us feel the same sense of creeping anxiety, too.

    Monroe’s breakthrough as a genre-cinema mainstay came in 2014 thanks to two films. One offered a leading role, which we’ll get to in just a moment, and the other saw her land second billing under Dan Stevens’s incredible title-role performance in The Guest. Helmed by the You’re Next team of director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett, The Guest emerges as a seemingly straightforward thriller about a military man (Stevens) who visits the family of a departed comrade and forms a strange bond with their teenage daughter (Monroe) and bullied young son (Brendan Meyer). One of the film’s great strengths is how it’s able to warp from this thriller perspective into full-on slasher-style terror by the end, and that’s not just thanks to Stevens. Monroe has to slowly tilt from being beguiled and intrigued by Stevens to totally terrified by him, and her ability to pull it off while explosions and gun battles are going on around her sells the film’s tonal shifts perfectly.

    In this combination of procedural thriller and Satanic nightmare from horror filmmaker Oz Perkins, Monroe stars as Lee Harker, an FBI agent trying to track down the title serial killer (Nicolas Cage) even as he closes in on her as the object of his latest fascinations. Monroe plays Lee with a certain steadfast restraint, keeping her emotions shielded until the film’s terrifying plot strips that shield away bit by bit, and Cage is … well, he’s unhinged in all the best ways. It’s one of those movies that feels eerie and shrouded in strangeness from the very beginning, and Monroe knows exactly how to navigate that environment.

    The other major 2014 film (though it didn’t hit U.S. theaters until 2015) that cemented Monroe’s status as a genre star, It Follows has since become not just a hit horror film but a cultural mainstay, up there with The Babadook and Get Out as one of the most talked-about genre movies of its decade. Monroe stars as Jay, a young woman who finds herself cursed after a one-night stand to be followed by a strange entity that will kill her if it can ever catch her. Conceptually, it’s a brilliant piece of horror work from director David Robert Mitchell, but it’s Monroe who has to navigate the harrowing emotional journey of the piece, as Jay goes from unwitting participant to desperate prey to unforgettable Final Girl. It’s a fantastic performance in one of the best horror films of the 21st century so far, one that cemented Monroe as one of the genre’s brightest and most compelling performers.

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  • Westeros Twins Ranked by Real Twins the Lucas Brothers

    Westeros Twins Ranked by Real Twins the Lucas Brothers

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    We are identical twins who love the Game of Thrones saga. Incidentally, quite a few sets of twin characters can be found in GoT and its prequel series, House of the Dragon. Twins make up roughly 3 percent of the world’s population, but in Westeros, every house seems to have multiple sets (there’s a whole big category for them in the fandom Wiki). Maybe George R.R. Martin secretly wants to be a twin? Totally understandable — he could get twice the amount of work done, finally finishing A Song of Ice and Fire. Which brings us to the matter at hand: ranking all the twins of Westeros. Somebody had to do it, and as experts on all things twins-related, we can offer a unique dual perspective and unparalleled insight into the complex dynamics of such siblings. In essence, all those fistfights in our childhood over who’s the older twin are now coming in handy — a birth-order distinction that would have actually mattered if we were, say, in line to inherit Casterly Rock.

    Twin experts Keith and Kenny Lucas.
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    In determining our ranking, we considered the significance and impact of each set of twins in the context of the greater events in their respective series. Specifically, we’re looking at each pair’s proximity to the battle for power in the Seven Kingdoms — what role, if any, have they played in their respective houses’ quest for the Iron Throne? (Note: For our purposes, we’re looking only at the TV shows, not the novels.) Moreover, we’ve also factored in the twins’ identicalness, or state of being identical. We think it was Hegel who said, “In identical twins, we witness the dialectical struggle of individuality against unity. They are at once the same and distinct, a living paradox that embodies the very essence of the Absolute Spirit’s journey toward self-realization.” We made that up, but it sounds like some shit he’d say. So without further ado, here are the results of our thorough analysis:

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    As much as it pains us, we have to rank these two last. They just haven’t done much in the series up to this point. They continually pop up next to characters who actually do move the plot forward (like their cousin and stepmom, Queen Rhaenyra), but we’d like to learn more about their own ambitions and desires. It would be nice to see them do something duplicitous and vile; if that were to happen, they might move up in our ranking. They aren’t identical and aren’t even played by twins, which is a cardinal sin in our book. Twins should be played by twins. That said, we don’t count fraternal twins as real twins. They’re just two singletons born on the same day. Singleton is a slur we use for single-birth individuals. We were going to go with onesie, but that felt too cute.

    All this is probably moot anyway — while they’re twins in Fire & Blood, it seems Baela may actually be older (not just minutes older) in the TV series. Twin erasure.

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    What’s worse than two non-twin actors playing fraternal twins? One non-twin actor playing identical twins. It feels like twinface. You can’t be a Lannister, be somewhat irrelevant to the story, and be disrespectful to twins all at once. It’s unfortunate that twins don’t have a group fighting on behalf of all twins in the media like the TWINAACP — the Twin Association for the Advancement of Cloned People. (Puns are making a comeback, it seems — see OV-HO.)

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    Though not played by actual twins, at least these characters are quite relevant to House of the Dragon thus far. Not only are they the toddler children of Aegon II Targaryen and his sister-wife, Helaena Targaryen, but one of them was beheaded, which is such a brutal way to die. Very grateful the show spared us a visualization of the beheading. Thanks, George. Ultimately, Jaehaerys’s death pushes Aegon II to fully commit to war with his half-sister, Rhaenyra Targaryen. Jaehaerys’s death also ensures the Targaryen twins will never grow up to commit incest — something the Targaryens have perfected over time.

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    Speaking of incest, where would we be without Cersei and Jaime? If it weren’t for Bran discovering them having sex in the very first episode of GoT, the events in the original series couldn’t have happened. Are we thrilled by the stereotype of twins committing incest being pushed to a mass audience? Of course not. But we can’t deny how pivotal these two are to the story with each of them being fully a realized character. Plus, Lena Headey does such a remarkable job playing Cersei. She alone deserves this high ranking. We don’t think we’ve ever hated and loved a character more than we have Cersei. She was masterful — and ruthless — at playing the game. The scene where she blows up the Great Sept with wildfire while sipping wine is Godfather-esque. But it’s a pity these two weren’t played by actual fraternal twins. Otherwise, they would have finished at No. 1. The incest doesn’t help their ranking either.

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    Home of the despicable House Frey, the Twins is also the location of the infamous Red Wedding. While we hated the Freys, we must admit the Red Wedding is one of the greatest scenes in television history. The Twins’ towers are also the most identical entity on our list. Well, aside from …

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    This brings us to our top twins: the Cargyll brothers. Since they are played by identical twins (Luke and Elliott Tittensor), they immediately claim the No. 1 position. The showrunners could have cast a single non-twin actor for both roles, but we suspect they opted for actual twins once they realized how much more expensive and complicated their epic fight scene would be otherwise. But beyond their casting, the Cargylls play a key role in House of the Dragon, in which Arryk sides with King Aegon II Targaryen, while his twin, Erryk, sides with Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen. Their story epitomizes the brutal nature of civil wars in which brothers turn against each other even if it means defending the incestuous members of one particular house. Unlike the typical portrayal of twins as strange (which we admittedly are at times), the Cargylls are depicted as badass knights of the Kingsguard. Their battle in “Rhaenyra the Cruel” is iconic, marking perhaps the first time we have genuinely been confused about who’s who in a “good twin, evil twin” fight scene. We will miss the Cargyll twins, but we appreciate what they’ve done for identical-twin representation in the media. They are our Jackie Robinson, shattering the double glass ceiling for all twins.

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  • Every Lady Gaga Song, Ranked

    Every Lady Gaga Song, Ranked

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    Over the years, Gaga’s shape-shifting has painted a collective portrait of a complex, restless, fearless woman.
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    *This article was originally published in November 2018. It has been updated to include subsequent releases. Lady Gaga’s Jazz and Piano residency at Park MGM runs through July 6, 2024.

    Although Lady Gaga has been a household name for more than a decade, the first half of her career still feels as daring, vital, and relevant as ever. From her 2008 debut, The Fame, to 2014, when the ARTPOP-hype bubble burst, Gaga sped through several careers’ worth of highs, lows, and controversies. Each release became an event; her every move was dissected by social media. Gaga’s imperial phase was such a whirlwind that, in hindsight, it feels as if we’ve yet to take the collective time to reflect on the full depth of her artistry. Looking back on her first four albums — The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, and ARTPOP — her sheer ambition was dizzying. No pop star of the 2010s was more committed to achieving transcendence through her art. She almost single-handedly raised the bar for pop music, videos, fashion, and live performances.

    But the comedown, if you can call it that, was fascinating in its own way. Since Cheek to Cheek, 2014’s duet album with Tony Bennett, we’ve witnessed a gradual unraveling of Gaga’s once messianic image. She was superwoman no longer, and 2016’s Joanne allowed her to be more vulnerable, to find a sense of equilibrium in her art.

    Lady Gaga has influenced several generations of weird, countercultural, often LGBTQ+ pop stars — everyone from Lorde to Sia, Nicki Minaj, Charli XCX, Halsey, Troye Sivan, SOPHIE, Janelle Monáe, Billie Eilish, Lil Nas X, and Dua Lipa owes Gaga some debt. Ironically, the sound of Gaga’s iconic dance-pop hits fell completely out of fashion alongside the moody, trap-tinged, playlist-centric downturn of late-2010s pop. But seemingly through sheer force of will, 2020’s Chromatica channeled four decades of house-music history to reclaim Gaga’s dance-pop throne for the first time since 2013.

    Since then, she has stayed busy — releasing the future-house Dawn of Chromatica remix album, leading the charge on Love for Sale (Tony Bennett’s final record and set of live performances after his Alzheimer’s diagnosis), and holding both pop and jazz-piano residencies in Las Vegas.

    It’s true that sometimes the dazzling, attention-seizing provocateur who gave us the VMAs meat dress and vomit art feels like a distant memory. Then she’ll go and do something like almost single-handedly carrying the quarantine-era 2020 VMAs or stealing the show in Ridley Scott’s House of Gucci, and you’ll remember — she’s still Lady Fucking Gaga.

    Over the years, Gaga’s shape-shifting has painted a collective portrait of a complex, restless, fearless woman. In every guise, she’s given it her all. No artist is completely original, but time has proven Lady Gaga sui generis. There’s no question that she’s an all-timer. What will she do next? Your guess is as good as hers.

    This list is less about judging Lady Gaga’s catalogue than making sense of the recent past — much of which we’ve already forgotten! It includes every commercially released studio track and her more significant featured credits. That gives us 136 songs, with fewer stinkers than you’d expect, and a top 70 that could rival any pop star’s catalogue. No list can represent every fan’s opinion, but I’ve tried my best to rank her songs (along with her more impactful videos) based on their emotional, autobiographical, and cultural significance. Disagree? To quote the Lady herself: “I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong / To crash the critic saying, ‘Is it right or is it wrong?’”

    The great Christmas songs balance joy and melancholy. “Christmas Tree,” on the other hand, is so tongue-in-cheek that it immediately collapses under its own weight. Less a song than a gag, every individual element is unpleasant: single-entendre lyrics; vocals and synths that aren’t even in the same key; and the less said about Space Cowboy’s guest verse, the better.

    First heard on Lady Gaga’s Myspace page in 2006, then cut from The Fame and later issued as a digital single, “Vanity” is a forgettable glam-pop romp that just barely hints at her true potential. As Gaga told New York Magazine in 2009, while still in the early stages of her journey, “We walk and talk and live and breathe who we are with such an incredible stench that eventually the stench becomes a reality. Our vanity is a positive thing. It’s made me the woman I am today.”

    This is the closest Gaga’s ever come to doing no-frills commercial R&B, but it’s far from convincing. With cliché lyrics drenched in bad auto-tune — “Would you make me number one on your playlist? / Got your Dre headphones with the left side on” — “Starstruck” felt dated almost immediately upon its release. Surprisingly, Flo Rida’s guest verse over-delivers.

    Included on international editions of The Fame, this Prince-inspired strut feels like a sketch that never develops past its title.

    With its stabbing, yet melodic strings, this is the third and last of Chromatica’s classical interludes. But at 28 seconds, it’s a mere intro to “Sine from Above,” and the only interlude that doesn’t dazzle on its own.

    Gaga’s fourth-best song with fashion in its title actually suits Heidi Montag better. Gaga playacts at the song’s narcissism, but Montag lives it.

    Tony Bennett chastises a former lover while Gaga provides a cheeky running commentary. It’s worth a laugh, but their rendition of this old standard is too fast, lacking anything except humor. Everyone from Frankie Lymon to Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, and Rosemary Clooney has recorded more definitive versions.

    Written about her brief, fruitless first record deal with Def Jam, the titular “paper gangsta” refers to L.A. Reid himself, who dropped Gaga after hearing her early studio recordings. To be fair, “Paper Gangsta” inspires little confidence. It might have worked as a piano ballad, but Gaga half-raps, half-sings the verses without committing to either, and her flow is as awkward as the auto-tune it’s lathered in.

    A RedOne production with a lot of “Poker Face” DNA, but far less of its charm.

    There are no bad versions of this Christmas standard, and this duet with Tony Bennett is fun — but Gaga sings the verses with an odd, brassy accent, almost as if she’s poking fun at the song a little too much.

    There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this playful Joanne bonus cut — it’s just inessential. A ’70s glam-soul vamp, it’s mostly memorable for Mark Ronson’s fuzz-guitar solo tribute to Mick Ronson (no relation).

    This gender-swapped electropop take on Mötley Crüe’s “Girls Girls Girls” contains the best worst lyric of Gaga’s career: “Love it when you call me legs / In the morning, buy me eggs.” This was nearly The Fame’s sixth single, until “Bad Romance” was released earlier instead. Can you imagine?

    A fun but shameless disco pastiche with an unbelievably on-the-nose bridge: “We got that disco, D-I-S-C-O / And we’re in heaven, H-E-A-V-E-N!”

    A blisteringly quick two-minute take on the Irving Berlin–penned standard. Tony Bennett already recorded better solo versions in both 1957 and ’87.

    This is one of the more obvious, less fanciful duets on Love for Sale, Gaga’s second album with Tony Bennett. It was recorded as a tribute to Cole Porter, a giant of the Great American Songbook, and Porter’s simpler-than-usual lyric allows less room for vocal interpretation. The long exchange of guitar and piano solos, though, is a treat indeed — but it’s worth seeking out Bennett’s ’70s recording with legendary jazz pianist Bill Evans, in which their interplay is spectacular throughout.

    Most of Cheek to Cheek’s best songs aren’t uptempo swing numbers, but slow, luxurious ballads. So it’s ironic that the album closes with this Duke Ellington classic, perhaps the song that embodies jazz’s big-band era. Gaga and Bennett are fine, yet a spectacular tenor sax solo outshines them both.

    Written (but not used) for the musical Gypsy, “Firefly” leans more toward theater than jazz. While it’s not an easy vocal line to sing, Gaga matches Bennett note for note.

    First performed by Ginger Rogers in 1937’s Shall We Dance, Ira Gershwin’s unique lyrics mix social commentary with romantic wit. Bennett and Gaga are charming enough, even if the song doesn’t lend itself especially well to duets.

    Pure, sweet escapism — check out that “Heart of Glass” guitar riff, and Gaga’s unusually Gwen Stefani–like chirp. “Summerboy” closed out most editions of The Fame, but the song in no way hinted at the bigger and better things to come.

    A ’50s-style country waltz that would be intolerably sappy if not for the sheer warmth of Gaga’s voice. Bradley Cooper’s rugged delivery is a little uptight, while Gaga is effortlessly soulful — sounding less like herself, and more like the gentler, less fiery Ally.

    “The Queen” immediately name-checks — you guessed it — “Killer Queen,” but its poppy synth-rock sounds more like Pat Benatar. Gaga sings about self-confidence yet manages to sound less inspired than on the rest of Born This Way, and the closing guitar solo deflates the song like a balloon. Why wouldn’t you go out shredding?

    A soaring Ally ballad that’s still poppy while remaining more organic than her dance tracks. To be sure, Gaga’s vocals are impressive here. Still, the song’s too underwritten to linger in the memory, and it’s barely featured in the film.

    In A Star Is Born, this ballad soundtracks Jackson and Ally’s impromptu wedding, but beneath their musical declarations of love lies a thinly veiled layer of desperation. Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson could have sung this to each other, but it may be too sentimental for some listeners.

    In classical terms, this begins as an Adagio in D minor — a slow lament led by a solo cello, that accelerates into a chaotic swell of strings. Brief yet grandiose, it’s a perfect intro to the robotic synthpop of “911.”

    Tony Bennett may be the king of the leisurely jazz vocal, but he undoubtedly undersings this version of Cole Porter’s most iconic composition. He and Gaga don’t get to interact much, and the gentle nature of their chemistry means that she can’t sell the climactic lyrics: “And its torment won’t be through / ’Til you let me spend my life making love to you!” It’s a blessing that we get to hear a nonagenarian Bennett sing at all, but he already recorded a stunning rendition of this song for 1992’s Perfectly Frank — where his delivery is so sensuous that it still has the power to make you blush.

    Like all good synth-pop, “I Like It Rough” blends the human with the mechanical, though Gaga makes for an unconvincing fembot in the bridge. Could almost pass for Robyn or Goldfrapp.

    One of the most live-sounding tracks on Cheek to Cheek, Bennett and Gaga’s version revs up this Fred Astaire classic, ending with a spectacular call-and-response climax: “I won’t dance! I won’t dance!!” But like many of the songs in this lower-middle section of the list, it’s enjoyable, if not as essential as Gaga’s best.

    More soulful than most 2018 pop, more smoothed-out than the Gaga we’re used to. This is exactly the kind of song that’d get Ally onto countless Spotify playlists but wouldn’t quite make her a star.

    The Fame is an iconic album title, but the eponymous track never really crossed over into the broader consciousness. “The Fame” is a tongue-in-cheek ode to hedonism, fueled by Gaga’s steely determination to make it to the top. Her true potential lies in the dreamy, more sincere bridge: “Don’t ask me how or why, but I’m gonna make it happen this time / My teenage dream tonight.”

    This Elton John cover doesn’t quite reinvent the wheel, instead content to capture just enough of his old magic. When she sings in a low contralto, Gaga can sound like she’s doing an Elton impression — but when she leaps up an octave in the third verse, it’s breathtaking.

    “Jesus is the new black!” Over thumping electropop beats, Gaga relives her New York origin story, reimagining the city’s art scene as an “underground pop civilization” led by, well, Black Jesus.

    Love for Sale opens no differently than Cheek to Cheek — with Gaga introducing an evening of familiar, enthusiastic jazz standards. “It’s De-Lovely” is a delightful, rollicking way to kick off the set. This time, there’s an even stronger sense that Gaga is leading the dance, as her boisterous performance brings out the verve in Bennett.

    To quote Vulture’s Nate Jones, is this song “terrible, is it a bop, or is it a terrible song that’s also a bop?” The answer is … yes. For the haters, it’s an accurate portrayal of how repetitive modern pop sounds to their ears. But for pop fans, “Why Did You Do That?” is delightfully campy. The melody evokes 2001 Jennifer Lopez, but Gaga’s diva vocals clearly outclass the material — which is why it’s so fun! “Why do you look so good in those jeans? / Why’d you come around me with an ass like that?” Who needs answers when you have rhetorical questions like that?

    With its Chic bass line, chiming piano, and dazzling production, this is worlds better than 2009’s “Fashion” — yet a tad less vital than ARTPOP’s best. On Gaga’s 2013 Thanksgiving special, she performed the song with the supergroup it deserves: RuPaul and the Muppets.

    First sung by Bing Crosby, “But Beautiful” might be Bennett and Gaga’s most naturalistic duet on Cheek to Cheek, as they slowly escalate over four minutes to a gentle but devastating emotional climax.

    Lest we forget, Beyoncé and Gaga’s first collaboration preceded “Telephone” by four months. Neither the song, produced by Bangladesh of “A Milli” and “Diva” fame, nor the video, directed by Hype Williams, was quite as well-received as “Telephone.” But Beyoncé and Gaga clearly had chemistry, and the futuristic video was adventurous new territory for them both.

    A haunting-yet-groovy blues guitar tune where Bradley Cooper and Gaga dream of romantic betrayal and its consequences: “You’ve been out all night diggin’ my grave.” Cooper’s a natural blues singer, but Gaga’s belt dominates the mix.

    Ally’s first studio recording in A Star Is Born is a slice of charming if undercooked pop soul — like Duffy and Mark Ronson operating at 70 percent. It only really gets going halfway through, once Gaga leans into her higher register. Still, the song acts as a stylistic bridge between Ally’s bluesier songs with Jackson and her slick pop productions. The official video cheekily recuts the film into a romantic comedy, in case you were hoping for something more like Music and Lyrics.

    A glam-rock stomper set in a little beauty shop of horrors: “Can you feel it? Looking serial killer, man is a goner.” As fun and raucous as “MANiCURE” is, the repetitive chorus doesn’t quite fulfill the promise of the rest of the song.

    This song exists for one reason only: so Gaga could open the Born This Way Ball by coming out on a bionic unicorn. A Journey-like arena rock anthem, “Highway Unicorn” is the most obvious song on Born This Way, an album that’s in no way subtle.

    “Grigio Girls” was written for Sonja Durham, the Haus of Gaga’s longtime managing director, who died of cancer in 2017. It’s not a pop song, just an intimate moment shared between a close group of friends, turning their tears of mourning into wine. It sounds like nothing else in Lady Gaga’s discography — so much so that it’s hard to imagine her ever writing in this mode again.

    “Heaven, I’m in heaven / And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak,” sings Gaga as she opens this song, having the time of her life working with Tony Bennett. As on much of the album, Bennett plays the straight man as Gaga cheekily vamps around him.

    “A man loves a triple threat … / Hair, body, face” goes this song’s fabulous chorus, which was clearly not written with Jackson Maine or any straight male audience in mind. “Hair Body Face” could plausibly have fit on The Fame, though 2008 Gaga would’ve cranked up the irony.

    Lady Gaga’s voice is the first thing you hear on Cheek to Cheek — sounding familiar, yet unrecognizable in the album’s new-old setting. Longtime jazz fans might find this Cole Porter song selection overly familiar, but it’s hard not to be impressed by Gaga’s musicality.

    In Bennett’s favorite song from the eponymous album, he and Gaga deliver the joyous, up-tempo big-band arrangement you’d expect — complete with an adventurous bebop sax solo. Except these are Cole Porter lyrics from the perspective of a sex worker advertising her wares! Nothing but respect for Bennett and Gaga’s sex positivity, but they don’t deliver the song with the wink it needs to go all the way. It’s fascinating, though, to hear Bennett’s 1962 version, which he belts in a sonorous tenor with pure charisma.

    “I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and I’m a little bit of a bitch!” Gaga revisits The Fame’s hedonism with a tad more sophistication and, via Zedd, upgraded production. “Donatella” isn’t exactly deep, but Gaga makes high fashion’s possibilities feel endless, accessible to anyone.

    While Gaga is a convincing jazz vocalist, her readings aren’t always subtle. On this Jimmy McHugh cover, her tone is brassy, and clearly influenced by rock singers — but more charming for it. You’d never sing an original jazz composition this way, but standards were made to be reinterpreted.

    There’ve been many songs written about marijuana, but only one sung by a musical-theater kid over banging dubstep-EDM. The slowed-down, operatic bridge is magnificent: “I know that Mom and Dad think I’m a mess / But it’s alright, because I am rich as piss!”

    A David Bowie pastiche that, for many, was the first sign of the depth of Gaga’s musicianship. “Brown Eyes” is a breakup piano ballad, but Gaga snarls her way through the lyrics instead of confronting the tender emotions beneath the song’s surface. “I guess it’s just a silly song about you,” she sings — but later ballads like “Speechless” would be anything but silly.

    The only Lady Gaga track that dates back to her Stefani Germanotta Band years, it’s no wonder she kept this bluesy piano-rock jam — though it’s lightweight, she’s rarely sounded more effortlessly charming. “Again Again” is one of this era’s true hidden gems.

    In late 2013, trap beats hadn’t fully been gentrified by pop stars, let alone teen YouTubers recording diss tracks. So “Jewels n’ Drugs” was a total curveball on a major-label pop album, even one as weird and sprawling as ARTPOP. Featuring T.I., Too $hort, and Twista, it’s a genuinely underrated posse cut — even if little of its ferocity comes from Gaga herself.

    Gaga and Bennett sound young at heart in Love for Sale’s most playful duet. It’s wonderful to hear Bennett sing a 1934 composition with 2021 connotations: “But if, baby, I’m the bottom / You’re the top!” Cole Porter would be proud.

    The best known song from Cole Porter’s first hit Broadway musical, 1928’s Paris, “Let’s Do It” is packed full of campy, laugh-out-loud double entendres. On this solo cut, Gaga injects plenty of humor into her reading — even if she spends a little more effort riffing on the notes than bringing out the wit in the words.

    Gaga’s brassy belt brings out one of the album’s most passionate vocals from Bennett, who even lets out a spontaneous laugh toward the end of the song. There are countless recordings of this classic already, from Frank Sinatra to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, but the Gaga-Bennett duo sounds as worthy as any.

    Every beat on Born This Way hits hard, and this electro-glam metal fusion is no exception. But “Bad Kids” has a sweet, almost power-pop chorus, with Mother Monster at her most maternal: “Don’t be insecure if your heart is pure / You’re still good to me if you’re a bad kid, baby!”

    The lead single from Gaga and Bennett’s second album, “Kick” is a lyric about two cynical grouches who only get joy from each other — the perfect vehicle for Gaga and Bennett’s mutual charisma. Gaga has typically been the lead on their duets, but here, Bennett pulls out his best vocal performance on the album. (He still has the power to ascend into his once iconic tenor range, though the song sounds nothing like his 1957 rendition.) The recording and music video were even nominated for three Grammys in 2022 — one last honor for a man whose career predates the awards show itself.

    Hey, this isn’t jazz — it’s Cher! Funnily enough, Cheek to Cheek’s most original reading isn’t of a standard at all. Recorded live at the Lincoln Center, the band plays a bossa-nova take on the song while Gaga sings solo, wearing one of Cher’s own wigs. She mostly leans away from the song’s natural melodrama — until she belts the final verse with full diva theatrics.

    A sparse piano ballad that’s more reminiscent of Adele than Lady Gaga, where Ally pledges to love Jackson until the end of her life. Like all great musicals, A Star Is Born tells its story through its lyrics — though you might not pick up every nuance in the moment. “Is That Alright?” plays during the film’s end credits, a tragic ode to future dreams that’ll go unfulfilled.

    Gaga delivers this Cole Porter classic like a lullaby, indulging in the beauty of the song’s composition rather than dwelling on the lyrics’ regret. Her rendition on the Tonight Show is even gentler, and utterly mesmerizing.

    At the time, “Eh, Eh” — the follow-up to “Poker Face” outside the U.S. — sounded far too saccharine for Gaga’s fame-hungry ambitions. It seemed a step backward: an Ace of Base–like bubblegum-pop track, paired with a video where she plays Italian Housewife Barbie. But aside from its production, “Eh, Eh” could pass for a ’60s girl-group song. Listening to it today, Gaga’s sincerity shines through, as she waves good-bye to a former lover while trying not to hurt his feelings.

    Chromatica’s lone original bonus track is slower and less spectacular than anything on the album proper, but kind of great on its own terms. It’s carefree in sound, with echoes of Whitney Houston in the synths and Gaga’s effortless octave leap in the chorus, but desperate and confessional in its lyrics.

    Joanne isn’t the album you think it is — it’s groovier, wittier. Co-written with Beck, “Dancin’ in Circles” is one of the funnier songs about masturbation ever written, though that very quality makes it a tad inessential.

    This is one of the more straightforward lyrics on ARTPOP, but the track is weird as hell! Packed with twists and turns, brooding verses that explode into technicolor synth choruses, “Sexxx Dreams” embodies 2013 Gaga’s everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach to songwriting.

    Inspired by the death of Trayvon Martin, Joanne’s final track is a spiritual for the 2010s; a far cry from the fearless optimism of Gaga’s past albums. But it carries an important message: to not turn away from suffering. “Angel Down” puts into perspective the sense of death and loss that hangs over Joanne, from David Bowie and Amy Winehouse to Gaga’s aunt Joanne Germanotta. It functions as an unexpected reunion with her former producer RedOne, writing with Gaga for the first time since 2011 in a vastly different setting.

    A tribute to the best parts of Jackson and Ally’s creative and romantic relationship, “Always Remember Us This Way” sounds like vintage Carole King, with a hint of modern Nashville via Gaga’s three co-writers — Natalie Hemby, Lori McKenna, and Hillary Lindsey. In the film, Jackson recruits Ally as his touring keyboard player and backing vocalist, and later encourages her to perform this, one of her original songs, as their encore. Ally succeeds spectacularly — the crowd even chants her name! But “Always Remember Us This Way” isn’t exactly a showstopper — it’s the kind of song that charms you over multiple listens with its warm, familiar delivery.

    On ARTPOP, Lady Gaga embodied all of her personas at once — forcing listeners to make sense of the record’s sprawl themselves. The title track is the halfway point. A psychedelic synth journey through time and space. A question without an answer. “My artpop could mean anything,” sings Gaga — signifying what exactly?

    In early 2006, Stefani Germanotta was an earnest piano-rock balladeer. By the end of the year, she’d recorded this: disco-funk via Prince and the Scissor Sisters, but hungrier and more amoral. At the time, Gaga was far from rich — but that was her motivation. Like in the world of ballroom culture, she portrayed herself as an outcast indulging in tongue-in-cheek hedonism. Produced by her early mentor Rob Fusari, “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich” perfectly encapsulates the attitude that would soon make her famous, but not the Eurodance sound … she hadn’t met RedOne yet.

    Gaga’s delightful first duet with Tony Bennett came during the middle of Born This Way’s album cycle. She couldn’t have been a bigger pop star, nor, to the surprise of many, a more triumphant jazz singer. But Gaga didn’t merely pay tribute to the past; she updated a beloved standard, and held her own against the Tony Bennett — who dubbed her “America’s Picasso” in the making.

    Gaga croons this Nat King Cole cover in a near whisper — the only time on Cheek to Cheek she plays it softer than Tony Bennett. It’s as sumptuous and beguiling as any version’s ever been.

    “You’re just a pig inside a human body / Squealer, squealer, squeal out, you’re so disgusting,” goes the chorus of “Swine,” the most uncomfortably strange song in Lady Gaga’s discography. Incited by her sexual assault at the hands of a music producer when she was 19, “Swine” urges you to embrace your deepest, darkest feelings of revulsion. Gaga casts predatory men as swine, but by the end of the song, she unleashes the inner pig inside us all: “Paint your face and / Be a swine just for the weekend!” “Swine” spawned some truly unhinged live performances, but the studio version is so bright and polished that it’s overwhelming — much like Jeff Koons’s eye-popping ARTPOP album cover.

    The follow-up single to “Poker Face,” “LoveGame” isn’t really about romance, or even sex — it’s about Gaga toying with us, her audience. It hasn’t aged as well as her other early singles, but in retrospect, its lyrics that seemed silly at the time — “disco stick,” “got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid” — were memes-in-waiting. Gaga even began wielding a literal disco stick in live performances. The Joseph Kahn–directed music video brought Gaga’s entourage of dancers into the New York City subway, but even more impressive was her raucous performance at the 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards.

    “I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south,” opens Gaga’s horniest song to date. Bassy synths grind like metal guitars, buzzing with desire. The song’s fantasies are autobiographical, with references to Lüc Carl, the same metal-drummer boyfriend who inspired “Yoü and I.” Gaga asks, “I could be your girl, girl, girl … / But would you love me if I ruled the world?” The price of fame is steep, but she makes it sound so much more seductive than romance.

    A muscular disco-rock power ballad, “Perfect Illusion” swung for the fences, but Gaga’s vocals felt overwrought and underwritten — too melodramatic to forge a real emotional connection. The song played a pivotal part in Gaga: Five Foot Two, her 2017 Netflix documentary, where its mixed reception seemed to strike a nerve with her.

    But it’s the music video that truly elevates the song. It was shot in the California desert, and Gaga’s physical contortions take on a mesmerizing beauty. Time has tempered our reactions; in hindsight, you have to respect Gaga’s audaciousness — even if “Perfect Illusion” isn’t quite the masterpiece it aspired to be.

    A song about distracting yourself from heartbreak with the finer things in life, Gaga’s best studio performance on Cheek to Cheek is serene, naturalistic, and perhaps not coincidentally, solo. Recording with Tony Bennett connected Gaga to a sense of history, a lineage of great jazz performers, but it made the album less of a musical statement. Imagine a whole album of covers, even original songs, as moving as “Lush Life.”

    A breezy bonus track, “Fashion of His Love” pays tribute to the late Alexander McQueen, and the near-religious experience of wearing his intricate designs. The beefed-up ’80s dance-pop track borrows more than a little of Whitney Houston’s head-in-the-clouds joy — and it even earns its surprise last-chorus key change.

    “Fun Tonight” has less melodic ingenuity than Chromatica’s best, but it’s fascinating for how it reveals the inner conflict Gaga sees when she looks in the mirror. In the chorus, she declares, “I’m not having fun tonight” — toying with the irony of negative emotions on an uplifting composition. In the second verse, she even circles back to the concerns of her debut album, addressing the stans who wish she would recreate the sound of 2008: “You love the paparazzi, love the fame / Even though you know it causes me pain…” What’s disappointing is how the song concludes early, without building to a real bridge or climactic final chorus.

    Like the inverse of Aqua’s tongue-in-cheek “Barbie Girl,” “Plastic Doll” takes off the armor to show a real human with real emotions, who struggles with being objectified by the public’s eye. The themes and synthpop sound are familiar, but it’s comforting to hear Gaga sing so directly about reclaiming her agency — especially after years of wrangling with the expectations put upon her by fame.

    Gaga’s love of old-school, bad-boy masculinity has occasionally seemed at odds with her progressive feminist leanings. So with “John Wayne,” it was a relief to finally hear her verbalize that conflict, over a country-disco boogie worthy of Shania Twain. The Jonas Åkerlund video, too, is among Gaga’s freakiest, featuring exploding cars, neon-country dance sequences, and her playfully devilish expressions. On “Perfect Illusion,” love is tragic, but “John Wayne” at least has a sense of humor about it.

    “Young, wild, American / … I might not be flawless, but you know / I got a diamond heart,” sings Gaga — rebooting her origin story on Joanne’s opening track. Gaga wrote the song while entering her 30s (still a performer at heart), and the Americana rock of “Diamond Heart” is no less a costume than any other sound she has adopted. The only problem is that the deconstructed rock-band arrangement is too stiff — where are the high hats? — and it never feels live enough to truly soar. “Diamond Heart” isn’t quite the mythological “Thunder Road” Gaga intended, but it’s still an exciting, necessary reboot.

    Lady Gaga does nothing by halves — if she’s going to do a “mariachi techno-house record” about the injustices of U.S. immigration law, you’d better believe she’s going all the way. “Americano” is an initially dizzying listen, though there’s a tenderness in the eye of the storm. Said Gaga, “It sounds like a pop record, but when I sing it, I see Édith Piaf in a spotlight with an old microphone.”

    Gaga clearly adores this song, as it closed out every Joanne World Tour set list. “Million Reasons” has that moving chorus, yet it’s too much of a power ballad to work as a true breakup song. Gaga’s raw vocal performance elevates it, though the lyrics and bland arrangement lack the precise, lived-in details of a truly great country song. The video shows off her rebranding as a country singer, clothed in that beautiful Joanne shade of pink.

    “Million Reasons” didn’t fully come to life until her 2017 Super Bowl halftime show, where it was her lone cut from Joanne. As she sang and played piano on an elevated platform, surrounded by fans waving lights and cell phones, her latest reinvention felt complete.

    This may be the most sentimental (and vibrato-dominated) vocal Lady Gaga has ever delivered on a record. Flying solo, she sings each syllable with utter precision, emotional intuition, and richness of texture — the same way a great artist adds layers to a painting. Most famously recorded by Gene Kelly, the song is a reminder that Gaga can effortlessly hang with the greats — of any generation.

    Immediately after ARTPOP’s “Mary Jane Holland,” a guilt-free celebration of pot, comes this whiskey-fueled piano ballad about a codependent, borderline-toxic relationship. “I’ll hate myself until I die,” drawls Gaga — haunted by her demons, trapped by her addictions. But whenever she played “Dope” live, it became a celebration between every other fucked-up misfit in the room.

    The first solo Lady Gaga song in years that felt unforced, totally unpretentious — and fun. Over Josh Homme’s offbeat slide guitars and Mark Ronson’s Stax horn arrangements, Gaga sounds like she’s having the time of her life — the perfect embodiment of her raucous, back-to-basics 2016 Dive Bar Tour.

    How many pop songs open with an honest-to-God Judas Priest guitar riff? “Electric Chapel” throbs like neon synthwave with a heavy-metal edge, lighting the way to Gaga’s cathedral — her Born This Way Ball. If you’re still confused about the album’s infamous bionic motorbike cover, “Electric Chapel” should make you a believer.

    “Babylon” ends Chromatica on a weird curveball of TR-909 house snares, cheesy saxophone, and a gospel choir — and it’s one of the album’s less bombastic tracks! It’s driven by a bizarre lyrical metaphor that only Lady Gaga could come up with: what if the Old Testament God’s destruction of the Tower of Babel created modern celebrity gossip culture?? “Babylon” is like a puzzle where the pieces don’t quite fit, yet Gaga’s campy delivery makes total sense: “Serve it, ancient-city style — that’s gossip!” It’s not quite the wonderland she’s searching for on “Alice,” but it’ll do.

    The closest thing Chromatica has to a traditional ballad — and the Lady Gaga song that’s most fit for crying on a dance floor. Most of the album’s 4/4 kick drums pulse with a sense of liberation — these ones pound with urgency. Over mournful minor-key chords (as showcased on the album’s bonus piano demo), Gaga’s voice uplifts the listener, even as she prays for her own salvation: “Lift me up, just a small nudge / And I’ll be flying like a thousand doves.” We confront our despair alone, but we conquer it together.

    The atonal, warbling vocal chop that opens this Top Gun sequel’s theme is an odd misdirect — “Hold My Hand” is a pure power ballad. Gaga takes lyrics that consist entirely of potential clichés and, through sheer vocal power and a colossal snare drum, lifts them into the stratosphere. Completely earnest in composition and production, this is one of her only pop songs with zero subversive elements. That has never been her modus operandi, which seemingly makes “Hold My Hand” an outlier in Gaga’s catalogue.

    In this electropop opera, Gaga assumes the role of Mary Magdalene — “the ultimate rock star’s girlfriend” — as she forgives the world for taking her beloved Jesus away from her. “I won’t crucify the things you do … / When you’re gone I’ll still be Bloody Mary,” sings Gaga, casting Mary as a graceful, eternal icon of feminine suffering. “Bloody Mary” could be sacrilegious, but like in The Last Temptation of Christ, humanizing icons only makes them more relatable. Oh, and it helps that the track’s ruthlessly danceable, too.

    The Fame Monster ends by shifting from dance-pop to this funky, soulful stomper, produced by Teddy Riley of Blackstreet fame. On the previous seven songs, Gaga confronts her fears, but by “Teeth,” she’s become ferocious in life and the bedroom: “Take a bite of my bad girl meat / Show me your teeth!” As she told MTV in 2009, “‘Show me your teeth’ means ‘tell me the truth,’ and I think that for a long time in my life that I replaced sex with the truth… You hide in the physicality of a relationship as opposed to really getting to know somebody.”

    A more defiant coda to “Plastic Doll,” “Sour Candy” has a simple message — take me as I am. Blackpink’s four members get as much airtime as Gaga herself, their voices — sweet yet full of attitude — a perfect contrast to Gaga’s earthy tone. The song’s slinky modern house beat is destined to soundtrack catwalks for years to come.

    In one minute, Chromatica’s orchestral intro evokes a multitude of images and emotions — windswept landscapes, the beauty of human accomplishment, the feeling of time ticking away… It’s a deeply romantic piece that feels like it was lifted from a film score or modern classical suite. But instead, as the first track on Gaga’s sixth solo album, “Chromatica I” declares her ambitions: this isn’t just any 2020 take on nostalgic dance-pop — it’s a work for the ages. Co-composed with Morgan Kibby, it’s as much of a Lady Gaga song as any vocal track.

    A tribute to Marilyn Monroe and other women who influenced politicians in the bedroom, peaking with Gaga’s incredible spoken bridge: “Put your hands on me / John F. Kennedy / I’ll make you squeal baby / As long as you pay me.” “Government Hooker” would be the perfect soundtrack for a military-industrial-themed fashion show on Mars, with buzz-saw synthesizers as sharp as Gaga’s prosthetic cheekbones.

    “Scheiße” has a faux-German hook that’s as nonsensical as it is catchy, but the song’s message is crystal clear: “If you’re a strong female / You don’t need permission.” It’s impossible to hear this and not want to strut down a catwalk in oversize platform heels.

    “Til It Happens to You” isn’t the usual fare for Lady Gaga or Diane Warren, the song’s co-writer, and author of countless love ballads. Written for The Hunting Ground, a documentary that addresses the climate of sexual assault on college campuses, Gaga’s recording pulls no punches. “Til it happens to you / You won’t know how it feels,” she sings, calling upon the full weight of her vocal abilities. Gaga delivered a heartbreaking performance at the 2016 Academy Awards, accompanied onstage by over 50 sexual-assault survivors. “Til It Happens to You” didn’t win Best Original Song, but it left a lasting impression, a year before the #MeToo movement took off.

    Another Gaga solo performance recorded live from Lincoln Center, she delivers this Pal Joey show tune with breathtaking, intimate understatement. At her best, Gaga has all the wit, humor, and precise emotional control of the great jazz vocalists. She’s never been so charming while doing so little — the audience hangs on every word.

    ARTPOP, as misunderstood now as it was upon its release, is a work of science fiction. If Born This Way was about learning to love yourself, ARTPOP imagined the Gaga-ified utopia we could live in. “Venus” opens by quoting Sun Ra, the iconic jazz Afrofuturist, then blasts off through the solar system in search of sexual liberation: “Uranus / Don’t you know my ass is famous?” Why can’t all pop be this unapologetically freaky?

    In the 2017 documentary Gaga: Five Foot Two, Gaga struggles to perform at a high level while managing chronic pain. She witnesses her dear friend Sonja Durham’s battle with cancer; and she prioritizes her career over love, ending her engagement with actor Taylor Kinney. “The Cure,” at first, may sound like any other top-40 pop song, but it deals with the same emotional burdens as the film. Gaga’s never sounded this vulnerable in a pop context: “Rub your feet, your hands, your legs / Let me take care of it, babe / Close your eyes, I’ll sing your favorite song.” It’s simple, familiar, but it says everything.

    Chic were never known for having diva-level singers — their vocal lines were essentially vehicles for the crisp grooves of Nile Rodgers and his band. But surprisingly, Gaga doesn’t overpower this blockbuster remake of Chic’s classic 1978 single. She fits right in, even elevating the song to new heights in all the right moments. Their version first premiered in 2015, soundtracking Tom Ford’s SS16 womenswear collection. It took three years for the full recording to get an official release, but so what? It’s every bit as timeless as the original.

    Written and originally demoed by Father John Misty, “Come to Mama” feels like a lost ’60s classic — like Magical Mystery Tour via Phil Spector’s Christmas album. Mother Monster calls for peace with a firm but gentle hand — she’s no longer the messianic figure of eras past. It’s a celebration of life, and a warning of what we’d lose without love.

    Short for “Girl Under You,” “G.U.Y.” is a power-bottom anthem fueled by Zedd’s vicious, stuttering groove. Like Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill,” Gaga dreams of reversing the roles in her relationship: “I don’t need to be on top to know I’m worth it / ‘Cause I’m strong enough to know the truth!” Gaga only made two music videos for ARTPOP, but the seven-minute “G.U.Y.” short film was her most visually ambitious to date — cramming in snippets of “ARTPOP,” “Venus,” and “MANiCURE” as well. “G.U.Y.” went underappreciated at the time, but revisit it, and you’ll find it’s positively overflowing with joie de vivre.

    Lady Gaga never met her aunt Joanne Germanotta, who was an artist and a painter, but they’ve long shared a spiritual connection. “Every part of my aching heart / Needs you more than the angels do,” drawls Gaga, like Stevie Nicks over fingerpicked guitars — old sounds that are new to her. It’s as if we’re eavesdropping on an intimate family conversation (and in a scene from Gaga: Five Foot Two where she plays the song for her grandmother, we literally do). But the song’s piano version, recorded earlier in 2018, is sparser and even more haunting. Gaga croons gently, letting the lyric speak for itself. The song ends with her acknowledging her middle name — “Call me Joanne … / XO, Joanne,” resolving the Joanne era on a peaceful note.

    “I killed my former and / Left her in a trunk on highway ten,” sings Gaga, shedding Born This Way’s skin and, seemingly, much of her casual fan base. Her most sonically aggressive opening track, “Aura” blends mariachi guitars with growling, inhuman synths. But the chorus soars, seemingly foreshadowing the album to come: “Do you wanna see me naked, lover? … / Do you wanna see the girl behind the aura?”

    One of Gaga’s most spiritual songs, a dreamy ode to self-love and discovery that floats on sparkling amber synths. The subject matter isn’t too far removed from “Just Dance,” really, but “So Happy I Could Die” stands on its own, feeling more like a shared moment with a friend in a club at midnight.

    It’s hard to say if this should have been a far bigger hit, or if it shouldn’t exist at all. A relentlessly catchy R&B–synth-pop banger, “Do What U Want” — like Madonna’s “Human Nature” — is a statement of artistic defiance through sexual freedom: “You can’t stop my voice, ‘cause / You don’t own my life, but / Do what you want with my body.” It should have been a powerful message … but how do we reconcile that with R. Kelly’s involvement? In 2013, we should have known enough about his transgressions. By 2018, there was no excuse.

    It’s uncomfortable yet undeniable that Gaga and Kelly had musical chemistry. On “Do Want U Want,” he plays his usual seductive, lecherous persona — but actually tones it down a little. The two courted attention with racy performances on SNL and at the AMAs, and a video directed by Gaga’s frequent collaborator Terry Richardson — another alleged sexual abuser — was filmed, then canceled, never to be released. A 2014 remix swapped out R. Kelly for Christina Aguilera, but wasn’t nearly as compelling. For many, “Do What U Want” symbolized everything that went wrong with the ARTPOP campaign: thrilling highs next to baffling lows. Even watching from afar, there was a cognitive dissonance to the period that felt inexplicable until years later.

    It took until early 2019, after the release of Lifetime’s Surviving R. Kelly docuseries, for Gaga to address and apologize for the song, explaining regretfully, “My intention was to create something extremely defiant and provocative because I was angry and still hadn’t processed the trauma that had occurred in my own life.” She soon had the song removed from digital, streaming, and subsequent physical editions of ARTPOP. Should future generations seek out the original recording, they’ll find a song that’s an electrifying listen, but a cautionary tale, difficult to hear removed from its troubling context. There’s nothing else like “Do What U Want” in Gaga’s discography, and there never will be.

    The namesake for Gaga’s Vegas residency, “Enigma” is extra euphoric even by Chromatica’s standards, but with a hi-hat driven, funkier feel than her usual fare. Its enormous hook encourages you to dream big: “We could be anything you want… / We could break all of our stigma / I’ll, I’ll be your enigma!” It’s the perfect summation of how Lady Gaga sees her role in the public eye: on one hand an eternal shape-shifter à la David Bowie, on the other, a force for radical positivity.

    BloodPop and Madeon’s electropop track shifts the album into a slower gear, depicting the inside of Gaga’s brain as if it’s a sci-fi construct, where neurons fire and spark chain reactions beyond her control. “My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911,” goes the chorus, alluding to both the emergency phone number, and an antipsychotic she takes that once literally saved her life. Gaga depicts popping a pill as a mostly positive, necessary act — but every day remains a struggle. She sings most of the song with a robotic affect, but the pre-chorus is higher, more vulnerable: “Can’t see me cry ever again…” It’s every artist’s struggle: must she feel too much, or too little? The music video, by The Cell director Tarsem Singh, is her freakiest since ARTPOP — depicting Gaga in a surreal tableaux of The Holy Mountain-like imagery.

    Joanne’s most cinematic song plays out like an intimate Western family drama. Gaga’s voice has never sounded smokier as she sings of her innate weakness for volatile men — and sees her struggles reflected in her sister’s and father’s relationships. If loving someone means accepting their flaws, then that makes her a sinner, too: “Hear my sinner’s prayer / I am what I am / And I don’t wanna break the heart of any other man but you …” “Sinner’s Prayer” shares surprising thematic similarities with Beyoncé’s “Daddy Lessons,” from her LEMONADE album of the same year. In both songs, each woman acknowledges their conflicted familial heritage, and finds redemption through the power of country music, the tradition at the heart of nearly all American popular song.

    Lady Gaga and Florence Welch are two of modern pop’s most famous belters — so no one expected their first collaboration to be a duet so adorable it could’ve been performed by two Muppets. Over ’70s soul piano borrowed from “Bennie and the Jets,” Gaga and Welch gently exchange lines and lift each other up. It’s no motivational anthem, just a simple ode to women supporting women. “Hey Girl” is an astonishing record, a gift of pure emotional generosity.

    Lady Gaga’s A Star Is Born Oscar campaign began with the film’s grand finale, a true tearjerker from the Whitney Houston playbook. Gaga embodies the five stages of grief with her whole voice and body — whether she’s cooing softly in her lower register or belting her heart out. The film version of “I’ll Never Love Again” cuts away from Ally’s climactic performance to a flashback of Jackson nervously singing the song to her for the first time. It’s an act of pure emotional manipulation on Bradley Cooper’s part as director, but it perfectly encapsulates the characters’ relationship: Jackson sees Ally’s artistic potential, but it’s she who brings it to life. “I’ll Never Love Again” sounded like nothing on the 2018 charts, but that’s why it was so powerful. It showed that Gaga could’ve been a star in any era — on a record or the silver screen.

    With producer RedOne, Lady Gaga engineered a sound that would define the next five years of pop: American R&B melodies, Europop synthesizers, four-on-the-floor dance rhythms, and just a tinge of pop-punk and emo’s brattiness. In 2008, “Just Dance” seemed wildly ambitious, the first shot — and Billboard No. 1 — fired by a star in the making. A decade later, it almost sounds … humble?

    Gaga hides her weirdness in plain sight here. You can hear her theater-trained vibrato in the verses, then there’s the “half psychotic, sick hypnotic” bridge, a curveball no other pop singer would’ve attempted. What few remember is Colby O’Donis’s guest verse, a series of horny-in-the-club clichés that only exists to provide a male point of view, making it more palatable for commercial radio. It shows how faceless “Just Dance” could have been if Gaga weren’t such a compelling narrator.

    No pop star has made music their religion quite like Gaga does here. She enlists her friend and mentor (a very game Elton John) to lay out her spiritual worldview. “When I was young, I prayed for lightning / … Yeah, I stared / While my eyes filled up with tears / But there was nothing there.” Nothing — until she heard a sine wave (the purest form of sound) from above. Connected to that universal life force, she’s no longer afraid or unloved. “Sine From Above” is as grand a track as Gaga has ever recorded — with plucked orchestral verses and a melodic drop that hearkens back to ’90s rave, trance, and Eurodance. It all gives way to a frenetic drum-and-bass breakdown that you wish went twice as long — signifying a big bang, an explosion of energy and light, and all the untapped musical potential of Gaga’s bright future.

    Better than any other songwriter, Cole Porter articulated love as a magnetic force that pulls two people together — the flirtations between them a deft tango. Tony Bennett recorded this song as a solo devotional in 1993, but on his final album, Gaga’s presence completes the pairing. Over a mid-tempo arrangement that brings out the best in each singer, they exchange the perfect lyrics to sum up their partnership: “When fortune cries ‘Nay, nay’ to me / And people declare ‘You’re through’ / Whenever the blues becomes my only song / I concentrate on you!” The music video shows another kind of love — the ability to see someone at their fullest — when an aging Bennett sketches a pencil portrait of Gaga that brings her to tears. Even more than “The Lady Is a Tramp,” “I Concentrate on You” is Gaga and Bennett’s definitive duet. Through Porter’s timeless words, Bennett defying mortality, and Gaga an even better singer than in 2013, the song makes the connection between the three feel like the miracle it is.

    “Alejandro” paired one of Gaga’s catchiest pop songs with her darkest visuals. Gaga rejects a string of Latin suitors — Alejandro, Fernando, Roberto — via melodies that evoke ABBA and Madonna, over a thumping beat, like Ace of Base gone EDM. Rejection has rarely sounded so sweet. The Steven Klein–directed video, however, combines German expressionist cinema with religious and militaristic imagery. Gaga begins by mourning her dead lover, but the narrative gets increasingly inscrutable from there. It was almost too provocative — few could make sense of it all. But what is clear is this: Steven Klein’s camera adores the male body, spotlighting the dancers as much as Gaga herself. The “Alejandro” video is a tribute to queer masculinity, and the ability of marginalized people and artists to thrive under oppression.

    “Just Dance” got Lady Gaga onto the charts, but “Poker Face” is where her iconography truly begins. The video opens like a horror film, as Gaga emerges from a pool in a bedazzled alien mask, drawing us into her topsy-turvy sonic world. “Poker Face” topped the Billboard charts not just because it was a strange, minor-key earworm, but because Lady Gaga was a puzzle we couldn’t figure out. Who was the “real” woman behind the poker face? We expect pop to be glittery surfaces, but here was Gaga telling us love, sex, and fame are all a performance. Live, she’d reinvent the song as a solo piano-cabaret piece, often in unglamorous radio promo settings — never playing it the same way twice. Gaga refused to be pigeonholed as an artist, or objectified as a woman in pop. With “Poker Face,” she wielded her sexuality like a weapon — not simply to please her audience, but to leave us wanting more.

    “Stupid Love” is exactly what many fans have wanted (and haven’t gotten) from Lady Gaga since 2013’s ARTPOP. On first listen — which, for many, was weeks ahead of schedule thanks to a pesky leak — her sixth album’s lead single sounds like she has picked up right where she left off. But the Gaga of 2020 has nothing left to prove. Her mission is simply to uplift. BloodPop and Tchami’s production hits hard with its churning synths and 4/4 kicks, but Gaga’s vocals reach upward and outward into gospel-inflected, Whitney Houston territory. “Freak out, freak out, freak out,” she sings, building to a chorus in which each titular line ends with an exclamation point. “Stupid Love” sees Gaga back in love with the thrilling potential of the three-minute pop song: “I don’t need a reason / Not sorry, I want your stupid love!” It’s a classic disco-pop theme: Don’t think. Feel! Give in to the healing power of music. It’s no coincidence that this is her first collaboration with pop super-producer Max Martin, who leaves his mark on the song’s crisp, clear vocal melodies.

    Gaga hasn’t been part of pop’s sonic vanguard since 2013, and “Stupid Love” on its own hasn’t done much to change that perception. Even the video, while flamboyant, aims more for fun than ambition. But that’s not a bad thing. “Stupid Love” is a reawakening. A rebirth in technicolor. Gaga inverts her most iconic song title, “Bad Romance.” This time as joy.

    “Replay” pairs a more traditional disco groove with stark lyrics: “The monster inside you is torturing me / The scars on my mind are on replay, r-replay.” Produced by Burns, the track’s “Disco Inferno”-style octave bass builds to a chaotic swirl of voices and strings in Gaga’s mind. It’s the closest thing Chromatica has to ARTPOP’s manic highs, where the song offers no solace — the only way out is to hit next.

    The Lady Gaga of The Fame seemed invincible; but a year later, on The Fame Monster, she lay her deepest fears bare. “He ate my heart and then he ate my brain,” sings Gaga in the bridge, unsure if she’s in love, or lost all control. Backed by ’80s toms and beautiful, melancholy synth chords, “Monster” is among the best pop songs ever written about losing your innocence — how sex and intimacy can feel like you’re being eaten alive.

    In a much-retold story, Bradley Cooper watched Gaga perform “La Vie en Rose” at a cancer benefit in 2016, then cast her in A Star Is Born the next night. The film restages that moment for the cameras, as Jackson wanders into a drag bar where Ally happens to be singing. Gaga is magical, channeling three women at once: Ally, herself, and Édith Piaf. Gaga’s voice is deeper, more muscular than Piaf’s, but every bit as masterful in her delivery, building to an astonishingly passionate climax. “La Vie en Rose” — “life in rosy hues” — has always been more than a mere love song. It’s a tribute to the transformative power of art itself. It shouldn’t be possible to reinvent such an iconic standard, but Gaga’s rendition in A Star Is Born adds yet another layer, depicting how an artist’s drab, uninspired daily life can blossom into truly moving art.

    Over a ’90s-inspired, yet timeless house strut, Gaga announces her presence: “I walk the downtown, hear my sound / No one knows me yet, not right now / But I am bound to set this feeling in motion.” She’s often revisited the self-discovery and trauma of her New York origin story in song, but it’s only now, over a decade later, that she can truly imbue her younger self with the strength she has now. In a chorus that no one else on the planet could deliver better, Gaga’s voice soars: “I’m not nothing without a steady hand… / I’m a free woman!” After the struggles of the ARTPOP period and the tentativeness of Joanne, it’s an immense relief to hear Lady Gaga sing with pure joy, the weight of the world no longer on her shoulders.

    By 2011, we’d gotten used to Gaga pushing the envelope, but it’s still incredible that a song this weird was a hit: “Judas” is a work of camp, melodrama, opera, pop, dance, mythology, religion, morality, and slamming industrial beats all in one. Gaga retells the story of Judas Iscariot through the eyes of a Mary Magdalene torn between Jesus and Judas, love and temptation, aggressive verses and dazzling melodic choruses. The song’s video, which depicted Jesus and the 12 apostles as a high-fashion biker gang, was controversial upon release — but it wasn’t sacrilegious; rather, it honored the concept of religious art. Myths exist to be retold and reinvented, and by Born This Way, Lady Gaga absolutely commanded the power to do so.

    On an album filled with messages of self-love and empowerment, the penultimate track found Gaga singing her first unconditional love song — a bluesy, country-rock tribute to her ex-boyfriend Lüc Carl. “There’s only three men that I’ma serve my whole life / It’s my daddy, and Nebraska and Jesus Christ” — the song’s lovestruck lyrics went a long way to humanizing Gaga. But that didn’t mean ditching the costumes: The video sees her traipsing through middle-America barns and cornfields; playing a mermaid; and assuming her drag persona Jo Calderone, which is how she opened the 2011 VMAs.

    And yet, the song does have one flaw: Mutt Lange’s production. His drum track, built from an unnecessary “We Will Rock You” sample, is overly stiff and mechanical — everything that Gaga’s voice isn’t. Still, when she first premiered “Yoü and I” live in 2010, she delivered one of her rawest performances ever. Playing the piano with her band, she made the song come alive — it swung like ’70s rock and roll. Watch the video above, and you’ll never hear “Yoü and I” the same way again.

    Before 2020, Lady Gaga had recorded countless dance-pop tracks, but she’d never ventured into house music, the subgenre that emerged in the black, queer Chicago scene after the heyday of disco. Her voice used to wrestle with her instrumentals, each pushing the other to an extreme. Now, her voice still soars, but on “Alice” we hear her give into the music, subsuming herself to the hypnotic beauty of a shuffling house beat. She uses her lyrics to question, not to preach. She’s not even the protagonist of this song’s story: “My name isn’t Alice / But I’ll keep looking, I’ll keep looking for Wonderland… / Could you pull me out of this alive?” Chromatica isn’t paradise; Gaga’s described its world as “not dystopian, and it’s not utopian.” Its euphoric melodies, crafted alongside her lead collaborator BloodPop are often tinged with sadness and minor chords. But “Alice” was the perfect catalyst for the 34-year-old Lady Gaga, the eternal wanderer, to rediscover herself through the dance-pop she’d steered clear of for so long.

    ARTPOP was ultimately about finding grace and inspiration in chaos; embracing the 24/7 mania that comes with being a household-name pop star. “Gypsy” sounds like a tour bus barreling down a highway at breakneck speed, knowing the thrill can’t last forever. In hindsight, it was the last gasp of the first half of Gaga’s career, when the costumes were wild, EDM ruled pop, and our cultural optimism seemed boundless. Ultimately, the era’s excesses took a toll on Gaga’s mind, body, and the perception of her public persona … but “Gypsy” makes it feel like it was all worth it.

    Gaga’s most explicit song about identity, “Hair” reimagines her teenage years as a kind of West Side Story musical battlefield. She struggles with her parents’ and society’s expectations, but finds liberation in the one thing that’s hers — her hair. The song is built from elements that could come off as ’80s kitsch — synth-metal riffs, broad Springsteen inflections, Clarence Clemons’s saxophone — but Gaga’s self-belief is so powerful that not one second of “Hair” feels cliché. The Fame and The Fame Monster built her an audience, but with Born This Way, Gaga chose to recast pop as a safe space for vulnerable, misfit, queer kids to find their individuality and reinvent the world in their image. Born This Way was a coming-of-age album for her fans, and “Hair” was its heart and soul.

    Originally a demo written for Britney Spears, “Telephone” takes a simple premise and elevates it to high pop art: Don’t call me in the club; I’m out dancing with Beyoncé! “Telephone” is the embodiment of the pop star’s imperial phase, when they can redefine the Zeitgeist through seemingly effortless force of will. Over harps and buzz-saw synths produced by R&B legend Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins, Gaga and Beyoncé cross paths at the perfect time — one new star on the rise, one familiar star consolidating her iconic status.

    The song is inseparable from its Jonas Åkerlund–directed video, a nine-and-a-half minute “Paparazzi” sequel that riffs on revenge thrillers and pop-music tropes alike. From a women’s prison to the Pussy Wagon to poisoning an entire diner, Gaga and Beyoncé command the camera, serving look after look after look. “Telephone” is Gaga’s ultimate feminist statement: She does things her way, with no regard for the male gaze or the music industry’s gatekeepers. “Telephone” didn’t just elevate Gaga as a pop star — it made her a new American icon.

    Grinding synths morph into a stadium-size riff as Gaga’s moans give way to a morbid introduction: “Silicone, saline, poison / Inject me baby / I’m a free bitch.” “Dance in the Dark” is about a woman who can only have sex with the lights off — who finds liberation, her will to live, in the darkness. The song’s spoken-word bridge evokes Madonna’s “Vogue,” but Gaga speaks to the dead, summoning her icons as ghosts that haunt our memories: Marilyn Monroe, Sylvia Plath, Judy Garland, JonBenét Ramsey, Liberace, Jesus, Stanley Kubrick, and Princess Diana. The Fame Monster track sits on the razor’s edge between glamour, tragedy, and immortality. At the 2010 Brit Awards, Gaga dedicated “Dance in the Dark” to the recently departed Alexander McQueen, in a performance that was anything but conventional. It’s criminal that this was never a true single, but maybe it was always destined to be a cult favorite.

    Born This Way opens with a pilgrimage to New York City’s Lower East Side, the site of Stefani Germanotta’s rebirth as Lady Gaga. “Marry the Night” begins as a melancholy hymn that accelerates into an electro-rock opera, as Gaga romanticizes her days as a struggling artist, determined to succeed at any cost. Gaga sings of despair and glory, love and loss, until you no longer know which is which, till the song ends on synth chords that ascend like a neon-lit stairway to heaven.

    “Marry the Night” went on to close the Born This Way era with one of Gaga’s most personal videos, a 14-minute epic about “one of the worst days of [her] life” — the day Def Jam dropped her from her first record deal. Gaga’s visions of couture hospital gowns, ballet, and her rebirth as a fire goddess bear no resemblance to the art she was making in 2007, but that was the point — there was no looking back.

    The second single from Chromatica, “Rain on Me” articulated Gaga’s new ethos: positivity can be more healing than fighting the source of your pain. Pairing the two biggest Italian-American pop stars of today, “Rain on Me” allows both Gaga and Ariana Grande to be completely themselves. Gaga’s powerful delivery propels the track forward, but in the second verse, the production contracts to suit Ariana’s gentle coo. Among all its twists and turns, compressing the entire arc of a seven-minute classic house track into half that time, “Rain on Me” could be the most emotionally generous song Lady Gaga’s ever written. It demands nothing of the listener — it just gives and radiates love. The video, directed by Robert Rodriguez, has both women dancing through a sci-fi downpour of water and knives — not ignoring their pain, but thriving, free of inner conflict. Topping the Billboard Hot 100 for one week in June, “Rain on Me” — along with Dua Lipa’s Future Nostalgia — felt like one of the few sources of pure joy that we had during the darkest months of 2020. It’s impossible to listen to it without recalling that time; to acknowledge the losses we endured, and all the ways in which we’ve grown and healed since.

    As ARTPOP’s lead single and closing track, “Applause” caps the first half of Lady Gaga’s career with a circular statement: “Pop culture was in art, now art’s in pop culture, in me!” Driven by endless variations on six looping chords, “Applause” is Gaga’s grandest moment of meta-commentary. In 2013, it seemed of a piece with the era’s EDM-pop trends, but in hindsight, this is still the most aggressively theatrical single she has ever released. Her androgynous, Bowie-esque verses. That unforgettable accelerating drum fill. The uniquely offbeat chorus. And the bridge. The highest note she’s hit on record. These were all things we’d never heard from Gaga before — or since.

    The music video, directed by fashion photographers Inez & Vinoodh, is a tribute to the lifesaving joy of creative expression — packed with absurd, laugh-out-loud visual gags and artistic references. Somehow, Gaga’s live performances were even wilder: She opened the 2013 VMAs by singing “Applause” in five different costumes (each representing one of her eras) and pulled off a Wizard of Oz tribute on, of all places, Good Morning America. Later on the show, Gaga said, “All of these outfits and all of these wigs that I’ve been changing in over the years … This is my way of getting to Oz. To have all my dreams come true … Dorothy was able to transform in order to survive.” Just five years after her debut, Gaga cemented her legacy as a pop icon, and “Applause” was a large reason why.

    “Speechless” had nothing to do with the Warhol-inspired Lady Gaga of The Fame, but one year later, its piano-bar confessions fit right in with the dark electropop of The Fame Monster. Written as a plea to her father, who was refusing to undergo open-heart surgery for a life-threatening condition, “Speechless” is one of pop’s great Oedipal-complex ballads. For the first time, she’s seeing her beloved, troubled parent as an equal, addressing him with the heartbroken candor of a lover. “I’ll never write a song / Won’t even sing along / I’ll never love again,” sings Gaga, so devastated that she could throw it all away. Behind every great pop song is a real well of emotion, and “Speechless” lays it all bare.

    A Star Is Born’s entire narrative plays out in “Shallow,” a duet between a man who longs for change and the woman who ultimately embraces it when he cannot. In the verses, Bradley Cooper and Gaga’s lyrics and vocal lines are mirrored — two world-weary cynics serenading each other. But with the chorus, the song turns from country to power ballad as Gaga leaps into her higher register: “I’m off the deep end, watch as I dive in / I’ll never meet the ground!” Initially, she’s softer, hesitant until they harmonize — their fates entwined. But then, Gaga summons her inner strength to unleash that iconic “almighty wail,” surrendering to her emotions once and for all. It’s no wonder “Shallow” struck a chord. Even from just the trailer. The song bottles the heart-pounding feeling of Ally stepping onto Jackson Maine’s stage for the first time, her life about to change forever. At the 2019 Oscars, Cooper and Gaga finally performed the song as themselves, bringing the melodrama of the silver screen into real life and securing a win for “Shallow” that night. Whether it’s Judy Garland and James Mason, Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson, or Cooper and Gaga, A Star Is Born’s myths of ambition and tragedy still resonate in a popular culture enamored with fame. But in the years since, “Shallow” hasn’t just transcended the film; it has become one of the few songs of any genre to attain the status of modern-day standard. On Spotify, it’s by far Gaga’s most streamed song — with more than 1.8 billion plays.

    Unlike any other track on Gaga’s debut, “Paparazzi” depicts fame not as a hedonistic playground, but an erotic thriller turned horror film. Gaga’s lyrics weave together love, voyeurism, and stalkerish obsession, as she forces her subject into the role she wants them to play. Rob Fusari’s production channels the bouncy, percussive rhythms of Timbaland, but strips away his excesses, while dissonant verses give way to a major-key chorus that’s so pretty it’s unsettling, unreal: “Baby you’ll be famous / Chase you down until you love me.” On the radio in 2009, it sounded alluring and dangerous — there was nothing else like it.

    In the seven-minute music video, released in June 2009, Gaga plays a fallen star who murders her boyfriend to reach an even higher level of infamy. Directed by Jonas Åkerlund, it felt like the first pop video in years that aspired to art-cinema status — with shots invoking Vertigo, Metropolis, and the films of Federico Fellini. And with its array of high-fashion looks, including bedazzled wheelchairs and crutches, glam mugshots, and a Minnie Mouse murderess outfit, “Paparazzi” marked the point where everything about Gaga’s performance-art ambitions clicked.

    She soon outdid herself with a fever-pitch, star-making performance at the 2009 VMAs — the same night where Madonna memorialized Michael Jackson, and Kanye interrupted Taylor. The year after Britney Spears’s public breakdown was a strange time to want to become a pop star. But as Gaga hung from the ceiling, dripping with stage blood, she refused to be an object of fame. She’d do it on her own terms, or not at all.

    Lady Gaga first introduced “Born This Way” after accepting the 2010 VMA for Video of the Year while wearing (of all things) her infamous meat dress. In one of the most emotional moments in MTV’s history, she belted the song’s chorus a cappella — moved to tears not by her own personal success but by her message. Gaga didn’t just want to write the greatest, most uplifting LGBTQ+ anthem of all time; she wanted to change the world. The power of “Born This Way” lies in its directness. It pulls no punches. It demands self-respect. Even if you don’t believe in yourself, Gaga believes in you. Her vocals, inspired by Whitney Houston, channel the higher power of gospel music. Yet she sings over a synth-heavy track that growls and crackles with electricity so loudly that you can barely make out the individual elements. “Born This Way” feels like a single collective organism: spiritual, mechanical, alive.

    It led to her freakiest music video to date, which imagined the birth of an alien race — one that “bears no prejudice, no judgment, but boundless freedom.” With amniotic fluids, prosthetic horns, and surreal dance sequences, Gaga pushed the viewer to accept beauty in all forms — especially in transhumanist imagery.

    Perhaps no pop song of the 2010s provoked so much debate — even from sympathetic listeners. There are some questionable word choices (“orient,” “chola”), and beyond the Madonna comparisons, Valentino’s disco classic “I Was Born This Way” predated Gaga by 36 years. But more than a decade later, it’s inarguable that “Born This Way” kicked down doors. Or at least opened the minds of many of the queer youths who needed to hear its message. In a beautiful act of serendipity, “Born This Way” was the Billboard Hot 100 chart’s 1,000th No. 1 single. In the first half of the 2010s, there were many pop songs written with a purpose in mind. “Born This Way” is the one we’ll remember. Time has proven its truth.

    “The Edge of Glory” is a huge, major-key, Springsteen-infused dance anthem — and the rare pop song that dares to stare death in the face. Opening with the sound of a heartbeat, synthesizers pulse and swirl around Gaga, building to an electrified chorus. As her voice climbs higher and higher — “I’m on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge!” — Gaga makes you a believer. The song was inspired by her grandfather’s passing; death comes for us all, but Gaga transcends it by living without fear: “It isn’t hell if everybody knows my name tonight!” Just three years after her debut, she was already thinking about the legacy she’d leave behind. “The Edge of Glory” may channel ’80s pop, but it already feels timeless — it’s one of the most joyful, existential pop songs ever written.

    Compared to her past music videos, “The Edge of Glory” is eerily empty — but no less magical. Clad in Siouxsie-like makeup, Gaga lip-syncs and struts, unchoreographed, across an artificial New York City apartment block, staring directly into the camera with the hunger of a woman on top of the world. There’s nothing to draw your eye away from her. The only other person in the video is Clarence Clemons, the E Street Band’s legendary saxophonist, doing what he does best — vocalizing the sound of pure passion — in one final, career-encompassing solo before his death just days later. You couldn’t imagine a more poetic way to ride off into the sunset.

    Could there be any other choice? Released in October 2009, “Bad Romance” not only defined the end of the 2000s. Its shadow still hangs over pop music today. Despite its title, the song isn’t just about love — or even a toxic relationship. It’s about confronting the darkness that lies both within and outside of everyone. The track is built from the same basic skeleton as “Poker Face,” but every element is at war with itself; hooks, verses, and pre-choruses collide and repeat in different formations. RedOne’s signature sound becomes nightmarish: His four-on-the-floor drums are explosive. His synths ice-cold. The dissonant hoover synths seethe like Bernard Herrmann strings — echoing the lyrics’ references to Hitchcock’s Psycho, Vertigo, and Rear Window. Gaga stamps her name on the “Gaga, ooh-la-la” hook — which is both nonsensical and totally coherent. A vocalization of pure mania. Over one of the most powerful bridges in pop history, tension builds as Gaga’s vocals cascade around you. “I don’t wanna be friends,” she begs over and over until her voice leaps up an octave, quavering with vibrato, and the music drops out — “Want your bad romance!” It’s all or nothing.

    Then there’s the video (directed by Francis Lawrence, who’d later helm The Hunger Games sequels), which takes place in a white room reminiscent of 2001: A Space Odyssey’s bedroom — the stage where all life plays out. The clip begins with an electrified snippet of a Bach fugue until Gaga and her dancers awaken. She’s kidnapped, drugged, and forced to perform for Russian gangsters — a metaphor for how the music industry commodifies artists. Gaga’s movements and outfits are as much body horror as high fashion — obscuring her face as she dances, clawing at the air. In what could be the definitive image of Gaga’s career, we see brief glimpses of her face in extreme close-up looking impossibly glamorous but with fewer adornments than we’d ever seen on her at the time. Like a religious icon or a silent-film star, she weeps openly — acknowledging the song’s emotional turmoil. The message: Without true vulnerability, there can be no art, no love, no expression — only fear and the inevitability of death. So in the end, she burns her male captor alive. She’ll never be beholden to anyone again.

    “Bad Romance,” in song and in video, is boundless. It draws no distinctions between classical music, high fashion, avant-garde cinema, dance, or pop. In five months, it became YouTube’s most viewed video at the time; its sheer strangeness only made it more compelling to a mass audience. Lady Gaga began as a fame-hungry, Warholian persona, but “Bad Romance” completed her transformation into a truly fearless, all-encompassing artist. It was the biggest risk (and reward) of her career to date. The Fame Monster is still Gaga’s ultimate statement: There’s nothing to be afraid of — except everything.

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  • The Bloody, Bawdy History of Henry VIII Onscreen

    The Bloody, Bawdy History of Henry VIII Onscreen

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    For someone who sat on the English throne for almost 40 years, Henry VIII is far less famous for being a king than for being a serial husband, serial cheater, and, shall we say, serial killer by proxy. Pop culture is less interested in how he reigned than how he ran through six wives in the process, and this has been true since film’s silent era. In other words, when the cameras started rolling, so did the heads.

    Even prior to that, popular fiction about the Tudor court allowed otherwise respectable audiences to revel in the salaciousness of “what went on in royal bedrooms by dignifying it as history, therefore instructive,” according to the late British writer Hilary Mantel. The same proved true for Henry’s first wave of cinematic depictions. As time and tolerance progressed, however, Tudor film and TV proved increasingly thematically malleable. It could be a highbrow period piece, a morality play, a sex comedy, or vigorously researched prestige television. Henry began appearing as a supporting character viewed through one of his wives or an adviser.

    In a rather novel narrative shift, the forthcoming drama Firebrand offers Henry’s final wife, Catherine Parr, a chance at playing the protagonist. Given that she lacks the name recognition of Anne Boleyn or Catherine of Aragon, the film’s tagline makes sure to contextualize her within the historical saga: “Henry VIII had six wives. One survived.” (Technically two did, just for the record. This is Anne of Cleves erasure.)

    In Henry and the Tudor court, the political and the sexual coalesce. The stakes of Henry’s reign and the so-called Great Matter — only a legitimate male heir could avert dynastic crisis, and Henry couldn’t get one without divorcing his barren wife — are (Mantel again) “graphically gynaecological.” This history hinges disproportionately on “women, their bodies, their reproductive capacities, their animal nature.” With characters’ exits historically predetermined, dramatic tension takes the form of invisible swords dangling over every scene of Anne Boleyn, Catherine Howard, and Thomas More. The camera lingers on Princess Elizabeth during finales, underscoring the dramatic irony of her coming glorious reign, as opposed to the male heir’s so sought after by her father.

    The character of Henry VIII predictably modernizes with time, evolving from a comic figure who eats with his hands and leers at every passing maiden to a dramatic role that ranges from well intentioned but deeply tormented to borderline sociopathic. Costume designers rely on his iconic silhouette by referencing the Holbein portrait’s enormous puffed sleeves, tight stockings, and bejeweled doublets. These Henrys are driven by lust, jealousy, and gluttony that is never satiated by all that he can (and does) devour.

    And yet, ever since Anne Boleyn made her feature debut in 1920, film history has repeatedly subjected Henry to a very specific fate — to be never more than the second-most-interesting person in the ornately paneled room. She’s refusing to divorce him. She’s making him break with Rome. She’s dying in childbirth. She’s living out her days on a generous settlement after getting an annulment. She’s getting beheaded for committing adultery with a distant cousin. She outlives him. He’s just king.

    Not counting a handful of short films made in the first half of the 1910s, film history’s first proper Henry VIII was neither English nor even an Anglophone. He was a German creation, and the ideal subject for merging the sex films and historical pageants popular with German audiences after the First World War. Fresh off 1919’s similarly historically titillating Madame DuBarry (which French critics, still smarting from said world war, hated on principle), filmmaker Ernst Lubitsch made Anna Boleyn for an exorbitant 8.5 million marks with some 2,000 extras. Emil Jennings plays the prototypical Henry, slugging ale from a stein and doggedly pursuing a reluctant Anna. Although slightly exaggerated as required by the silent format, Jenning’s performance and Lubitsch’s film set the template for cinematic Tudor courts to come: spectacular wedding scenes, a lusty and larger-than-life Henry, and a big execution for a finale.

    Back when we were a proper country, bazillionaires (newspaper magnate William Randolph Hearst) would do things like make their age-gap girlfriend (Marion Davies) into a superstar by single-handedly producing her in one of the most expensive silent movies ever made (When Knighthood Was in Flower). Adapted from Charles Major’s 1898 novel, the historical romance follows Henry’s sister Mary Tudor as she falls for dashing guardsman Charles Brandon. Lyn Harding plays Henry as a moon-faced comic brute eager to marry his sister off to the geriatric French king, alternating between Santa Claus–levels of jolly and gesticulatory rage, particularly when calling his sister a “hussy” for showing her bare arm. There’s no denying that Hearst’s dollar went further in that the film is overlong but beautifully framed, wonderfully optimistic about true love, and spectacularly costumed right down to the Frenchmen in tights. Reject modernity (nepo babies), embrace tradition (nepo mistresses).

    Henry VIII joined the Criterion Collection on the back of Hungarian-British filmmaker Alexander Korda, now best known for his work on The Third Man and for incidentally introducing Powell to Pressburger. Opening on the day of Anne Boleyn’s execution, The Private Life of Henry VIII gives most of its wifely screen time to Elsa Lanchester’s Anne of Cleves, who becomes a wise sisterly figure post-divorce despite starting as something of a German caricature. Although he’s absolutely a lecherous glutton belching and bellowing his way through meals and marriages — Anne of Cleves describes the four wives who didn’t make it as (in order) “spiteful, ambitious, stupid, and young” — Charles Laughton’s Henry is somewhat sympathetic, prone to flashes of self-reflection and genuine contrition. It’s not a popular pull in the storied Closet, but then again, it isn’t an Antonioni or Come and See.

    In addition to having been significantly better at running England, Elizabeth I has a more impressive as-portrayed-by roster than her father. Sarah Bernhardt, Bette Davis, Cate Blanchett, Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, and Margot Robbie have all played the Virgin Queen post-coronation. She doesn’t fare too poorly as a princess either, taken up by a 23-year-old Jean Simmons in MGM’s Young Bess. Charles Laughton reprises his role as Henry, this time in a supporting context following The Private Life of Henry VIII. He’s ominously vulgar as he bites chunks of meat off the end of his dagger and strokes the necks of his assorted wives, but he’s not totally one-note and surreptitiously revels in Elizabeth’s defiance even while referring to her as “Anne Boleyn’s brat.” Otherwise, he doesn’t stick around, kicking the bucket roughly 30 minutes in. Take it away, Jean.

    Commercially unsuccessful in its day and a minor entry in Disney’s 1950s live-action output in retrospect, The Sword and the Rose is nevertheless a rather charming PG period romance. It plays into all the tropes of Tudor pop history — Catherine of Aragon as a pinched Spanish killjoy and Henry as boorish bon vivant — and costume dramas with Charles Brandon as the handsome knight who sweeps Henry’s sister Mary Tudor off her feet. Standing in the lovers’ way is Brandon’s lower rank, Mary’s betrothal to the French king, and the occasional assassination plot. Although the historical Henry was in his 20s for the actual events, James Robertson Justice’s Henry is the significantly thicker middle-aged ruler who eats with his hands and is easily swayed by flattery and financial gain. Like its predecessor When Knighthood Was in Flower, but unlike any of the real Henry’s marriage plots, true love wins in the end.

    The Tudor drama morphs into a morality play via Sir Thomas More, beheaded by Henry in 1535 for refusing to recognize him as supreme head of the Church of England. The historical More has enjoyed a rather complimentary afterlife, not only as an enduring symbol of personal integrity in the face of tyranny but as the only Catholic saint to have won the Triple Crown of Acting plus a BAFTA courtesy of the late Paul Scofield. Initially conceived by playwright Robert Bolt as a radio play and eventually reworked for stage and then screen, A Man for All Seasons centers on the legal and moral trials of More’s role within the Great Matter. Compared to the usual Tudor fare, the film is a sexless showcase of thespianism, from Robert Shaw’s wildly charismatic but mercurial Henry to Orson Welles’s scowling Cardinal Wolsey. But in terms of bisected endings, it’s right in line with the rest of its genre.

    In light of his personal experience with multiple wives and headline-grabbing marriages, Richard Burton is theoretically the best casting choice possible for Henry VIII. Depicting him as bold, brash, constantly conflicted, and driven half-mad by desire, he’s not bad in practice either. Never mind the filet mignon and Champagne dished out at Universal’s special screenings for Academy members, Burton’s Oscar-nominated Henry gamely accomplishes something few other Henrys on this list do by leaning into the ambiguity of the king’s inner life and leaving it an open question as to whether or not Henry actually believes his own bluster. Genevieve Bujold is an excellent match as an especially fiery Anne Boleyn, never more so than when she’s telling Henry what’s what: “You make love as you eat, with a good deal of noise and no subtlety.” Ouch.

    Morality play, torrid romance, sex comedy — no one can accuse Tudor historical fiction of lacking range. Its bawdy lampooning came in 1971 as a Carry On film, which may mean little to those of us who are not Brits of a certain age. Primarily made during the 1960s and 1970s, the Carry On series took a medium-low budget and parodied a given subject (e.g., Hammer horror, James Bond, Cleopatra, the education system) into the ground. Anne of the Thousand Days provided ample fodder for Carry On Henry, which consists mostly of cinema’s most needlessly drawn-out garlic-breath joke and a relentless barrage of poorly aged double entendres. Rather than rehash the historical wives, the film invents two new ones to face off with Sid James’s chronically horny Henry. Is it good? No. But there are worse visual gags than a “Please close the door after you” sign hanging on an iron maiden.

    The most episodic of the Henry VIII films, the obligingly titled Henry VIII and His Six Wives takes its cues and its Henry from the Emmy-winning BBC miniseries The Six Wives of Henry VIII, released two years earlier. Beneath a series of increasingly geometric haircuts, Australian actor Keith Michell’s Henry is an overgrown man-baby with a healthy plume of chest hair and a topsy-turvy conscience. He reviews all six wives in flashback but isn’t one for even distribution: Catherine Parr gets roughly the same amount of screen time as Anne Boleyn’s fabled sixth finger. The rest of Anne, played by Charlotte Rampling, is almost manic and fiendishly jealous. Although more — the adjective, not the Sir Thomas — is more here, the film suffers for its lack of style and narrative discipline. That its characters also suffer from an endemic lack of heads perhaps goes without saying.

    More than a cameo, but not quite the historical-figure-as-plot-starter à la Napoleon in The Count of Monte Cristo, Henry VIII’s first appearance in the 1977 adaptation of Mark Twain’s The Prince and the Pauper may be his best, cinematographically speaking. On the run from the 16th-century fuzz, the titular pauper flings himself over the palace walls and meets the stately king in one long, sweeping vertical pan from royal feet to flat cap. Charlton Heston (he’ll be back later, albeit on the head-losing side of the Great Matter) plays the mirthful but declining king as a grand old man who won’t let age or illness keep him from smacking Lady Jane’s ass or dropping ice-cold one-liners on his deathbed such as, “I am a king of England. I will look God in the eye.” The rest of the movie is devoted primarily to Oliver Reed fighting everyone within slashing distance, so automatic ten out of ten, no notes.

    The 1988 made-for-television version of A Man for All Seasons has the good sense not to try to outdo its lauded predecessor, sticking instead a straight and faithful adaptation of the stage play. The problem is that in doing so it justifies most of playwright Robert Bolt’s creative decisions in his 1966 screen adaptation, especially his nixing of the play’s fourth-wall-breaking Common Man character. Charlton Heston directs and stars as Thomas More, playing him with a firmness and gravitas that befits the man turned myth. As Henry, English actor Martin Chamberlain throws himself into his one mood- and dick-swinging showdown with More, yelling himself hoarse about his lack of a son, his bitch wife, and so on and so forth. It’s nothing if not an overacting master class and all draped in gold lamé.

    For a film Hilary Mantel couldn’t resist calling “inert and vacuous” in her otherwise unrelated review of a Jane Boleyn biography, there’s certainly a lot of questionable things happening in The Other Boleyn Girl. As the Boleyn girls in question, Scarlett Johansson is completely miscast and Natalie Portman periodically forgets how to act, but the dialogue is so stilted that it wouldn’t matter either way. Meanwhile Eric Bana stomps about Whitehall as a hot but humorless Henry whose character never goes deeper than “womanizer who is mad a lot.” The first time he and Anne have sex is when he rapes her in her chambers, which is not only wildly inaccurate but also a downright baffling and voyeuristic narrative choice. It’s so bad that even its surprisingly hefty supporting cast (Mark Rylance and Kristin Scott Thomas as Lord and Lady Boleyn, plus Eddie Redmayne, Jim Sturgess, and Benedict Cumberbatch) can’t save it. And by the halfway point, you can sense they’ve stopped trying.

    With no hang-ups about accuracy and an ironclad commitment to casting absurdly hot actors as their far uglier historical counterparts, The Tudors gives the Tudors the fleshy, sensational, soapy treatment they deserve. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is the horniest and most intense Henry by a long shot, playing the king as a hot-blooded sex fiend and anti-hero who grows progressively more sociopathic with age. There’s ample room in its four seasons for peasant rebellions, Henry’s debilitating leg injury, jousting matches, and church reform as contact sport amid the pulpy erotic drama. The later seasons lack the punch of the earlier ones, and the show suffers once Natalie Dormer’s pitch-perfect Anne Boleyn and Annabelle Wallis’s Jane Seymour give way to Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves and buckets of questionable old-man makeup. No matter. We’ll always have Peter O’Toole as Pope Paul III, stealing all his scenes while pioneering new pronunciations of putain.

    With the Criterion Collection and the Oscars duly conquered, Henry VIII takes on prestige TV by way of Wolf Hall, the miniseries adapted from Hilary Mantel’s Thomas Cromwell novels. As Henry, Damien Hirst is especially virile if privately conflicted and a sentimental drunk. Vulture’s own TV critic Margaret Lyons felt Hirst’s performance was “less grounded, less textured” compared to his castmates’, but with castmates like these, whose Henry wouldn’t be? A pre-Crown Claire Foy is in fine form as one of the snootier and sharpest Anne Boleyns; Mark Rylance is unmatched as a refreshingly sympathetic Cromwell, his next three moves always brewing just under the surface (and at the edges of those eyebrows). As purist friendly as it gets, Wolf Hall is the opposite of salacious and simply not built for phone-in-hand viewing. Casual Anne Boleyn enjoyers need not apply.

    Poor Catherine of Aragon. Like Iberian ham, she tends to come pre-aged. Prior to The Spanish Princess, she only ever appeared as a shriveled Spanish stick-in-the-mud, destined to be defeated and shunted off to a nunnery so Anne Boleyn can take the role of queen and female lead. Starz’s two-season show, however, supposes that she was not hatched at barren middle age, and opens with her arrival in England to marry Henry’s older brother, Arthur. Aware that whether or not she and Arthur boned will be somewhat relevant later, the show takes a creative and plot-driving approach to the question that feels feminist without feeling forced. Irish actor Ruairi O’Connor plays the young Henry as we very rarely see him — the somewhat coddled spare with a sensitive soul made heir by Arthur’s sudden death. His believable romance with Catherine unfolds in flirtatious swordplay and kisses in corridors primed for fancams. Even knowing how it ends, you kind of can’t help rooting for them …

    By casting the Black actress Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, BBC’s three-part miniseries generated more of an internet firestorm than the show itself was probably worth. The show is, in a word, fine. The costumes and sets are nothing special. It feels anachronistic less for the colorblind casting than for the modernized dialogue and dynamic between Anne and Henry, played by Game of Thrones’s Mark Stanley. In trying to summon something between the fleshiness of The Tudors — Henry goes down on a pregnant Anne — and the prestige feel of Wolf Hall, it manages neither. Far too many lines feel overripe with foreboding, such as Henry telling Anne, “I have no use for an animal that won’t obey me,” after killing his horse. The marital relationship never fully develops, and neither does Henry’s character, even if we do learn that he’s into being choked. If only his neck fetish had ended there, hardee har har.

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  • The 30 Best Movies on Netflix Right Now

    The 30 Best Movies on Netflix Right Now

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    Hit Man.
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    This post is updated regularly as movies leave and enter Netflix. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk.

    With hundreds of films from around the world on the streaming giant that changed the game, how does one even know what to watch when they fire up their Netflix? Start here! We’ve gone through the many films available on the platform and pared down the selection to 30 must-see titles, including acclaimed dramas, action films, comedies, horror flicks, and even stuff for the whole family, with Netflix Originals peppered in throughout, alongside its licensed films. No algorithm nonsense here: Our picks represent the personal favorites of seasoned movie critics, and they’re updated every week and month to include or remove films that join or depart from the streaming service. This list represents the best of Netflix’s movie offerings, and it starts with a new rotating critic’s pick of the week.

    Year: 2024
    Runtime: 1h 55m
    Director: Richard Linklater

    Future superstar Glen Powell co-wrote and stars in this comedic gem that reminds one that movies can still be made for adults. With echoes of noir and the kind of sexy romantic dramedies that don’t get made much anymore, this is the story of an undercover cop named Gary (Powell) who talks a desperate young woman (Adria Arjona) out of having her husband murdered, setting in motion an unpredictable, funny, riveting series of events. This is one of the best films of 2024.

    Dark Waters.
    Photo: Mary Cybulski/Focus Features

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 2h 7m
    Director: Todd Haynes

    Dark Waters will make you angry. Mark Ruffalo stars in this true story from director Todd Haynes, known for more formally ambitious stuff but able to nail the old-fashioned outrage needed for this one. Based on a New York Times article, the movie details an investigation into the DuPont corporation’s poisoning of a small town with chemicals in the drinking water. Ruffalo is great, and so are Anne Hathaway, Tim Robbins, and especially the great Bill Camp.

    Devil in a Blue Dress.
    Photo: Sony Pictures Releasing

    Year: 1995
    Runtime: 1h 41m
    Director: Carl Franklin

    Carl Franklin wrote and directed one of the most underrated Denzel Washington performances of all time in this 1995 adaptation of the novel of the same name by Walter Mosley. Washington plays Easy Rawlins, a World War II vet in 1948 who gets drawn into a mystery that classic noir filmmakers would have adored. Charming and riveting, the only crime here is that there wasn’t a whole franchise of films with Washington playing Easy.

    Glengarry Glen Ross.
    Photo: New Line Cinema

    Year: 1992
    Runtime: 1h 40m
    Director: James Foley

    For a long time, it felt like David Mamet’s Pulitzer Prize-winning 1984 masterpiece was unfilmable, but Foley, working with the playwright as screenwriter, figured it out, assembling one of the best ensembles of the ‘90s to do so. Alec Baldwin notoriously steals his one scene, but the entire cast here is a stunner, especially Al Pacino (who was Oscar-nominated), Alan Arkin, and Jack Lemmon.

    Inside Man.
    Photo: Moviestore/Shutterstock

    Year: 2006
    Runtime: 2h 8m
    Director: Spike Lee

    Yes, Spike Lee once made a great action movie. The director of Do the Right Thing and Da 5 Bloods put his spin on the heist film with this great 2006 Denzel Washington vehicle. The regular collaborator plays an NYPD hostage negotiator, called in when a bank heist goes down on Wall Street. Tight and effective, this is just further evidence that Spike Lee can nail any kind of movie he chooses to make. This might be Lee’s most underrated movie. It hums.

    The Killer.
    Photo: Netflix

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 1h 59m
    Director: David Fincher

    Michael Fassbender gives his best performance in years as an icy hired assassin who struggles to hold things together when a job goes horribly wrong. It’s a movie about a self-proclaimed perfectionist who is constantly defying his own voiceover, a great film that’s alternately hysterical and thrilling. One of the best of 2023.

    The Killing Fields.
    Photo: Warner Bros./Everett Collection

    Year: 1984
    Runtime: 2h 21m
    Director: Roland Joffé

    The story of the Khmer Rouge and the genocidal atrocities in Cambodia in the ‘70s is detailed in the Oscar-winning The Killing Fields, a movie that’s sometimes hard to watch but worth the effort, especially as violence around the world has become such a vital talking point in 2024. Sam Waterston and Haing S. Ngor (who won an Oscar) star as journalists investigating the war crimes of the Khmer Rouge in this bleak but important film.

    May December.
    Photo: Rocket Science

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 1h 57m
    Director: Todd Haynes

    Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman star in the latest from Carol and Far from Heaven director Todd Haynes, a stunning character study of an actress who discovers that some people are impossible to figure out. Portman plays a star who tries to get under the skin of Moore’s character, a woman who raped a child when she was a teacher, and later married that young man. Charles Melton is phenomenal as the now-grown victim, stuck in perpetual adolescence.

    Moneyball.
    Photo: Columbia Pictures

    Year: 2011
    Runtime: 2h 13m
    Director: Bennett Miller

    One of the best baseball movies ever made was adapted from the 2003 book by Michael Lewis, which recounts the management of the 2002 season of the Oakland Athletics, and how they changed the way the game is run by bringing analytics into the mix. Brad Pitt gives one of his best performances as general manager Billy Beane, a man who knew he would have to find a new way to evaluate talent if the A’s were going to compete. This is a rich, smart, riveting movie that’s extra-interesting given what the Oakland franchise is going through in 2024.

    The Nest.
    Photo: IFC Films

    Year: 2020
    Runtime: 1h 47m
    Director: Sean Durkin

    A victim of the pandemic, this was one of the best films of 2020. Carrie Coon and Jude Law star as a married couple with two kids who move from New York City to London in the 1980s and watch as the divides in their union start to widen. A great character study amplified by Durkin’s sharp visual language, this is a fantastic domestic drama, and the best movie on this list that you probably haven’t seen.

    The Power of the Dog.
    Photo: KIRSTY GRIFFIN/NETFLIX

    Year: 2021
    Runtime: 2h 6m
    Director: Jane Campion

    The film that finally won an Oscar for Jane Campion for directing is one of the most acclaimed in the history of the streaming giant. Campion helmed this adaptation of the novel of the same name by Thomas Savage, the story of a vicious landowner (Benedict Cumberbatch) who torments the new wife (Kirsten Dunst) of his brother (Jesse Plemons). A drama that plays like a thriller, this gorgeously rendered period piece unpacks themes of toxic masculinity and manipulation in a way that makes it impossible to turn away.

    Traffic.
    Photo: USA Films/Everett Collection

    Year: 2000
    Runtime: 2h 27m
    Director: Steven Soderbergh

    Steven Soderbergh and Benicio del Toro won Oscars for an epic examination of the illegal drug trade at the turn of the century. One of the incredible craftsman’s best films, Traffic tackles no less than the entire structure of drugs in North America, intertwining stories of users, politicians, traffickers, and lawmen. Some of the movie feels a little dated, but the sheer force of the filmmaking will always be timeless.

    Wild Things.
    Photo: Columbia Pictures/Archive Photos/Getty Images

    Year: 1998
    Runtime: 1h 48m
    Director: John McNaughton

    A classic of the B-movie sleazy thriller era, this is actually a deeply underrated movie, a flick that works from old-fashioned noir and even Greek tragedy to tell the tale of two teenagers (Neve Campbell, Denise Richard) who get caught up in a scheme with a slimy teacher played perfectly by Matt Dillon. It’s remembered most for its sex factor, but this is a clever flick, a movie that plays with class and privilege in fascinating ways.

    1917.
    Photo: Universal Pictures

    Year: 2019
    Runtime: 1h 59m
    Director: Sam Mendes

    This Oscar winner doesn’t land on streaming services very often, so take this chance while you can. Sam Mendes directs a visceral recounting of a personal story told to him by his grandfather about his time in World War I, allowing the harrowing journey of a British soldier (George MacKay) to unfold in one unforgettable, unbroken shot.

    Baby Driver.
    Photo: Wilson Webb/IMDB

    Year: 2017
    Runtime: 1h 53m
    Director: Edgar Wright

    It’s a little harder to watch this movie now given the allegations against some of its cast members, but it’s still a remarkably well-made piece of action filmmaking, the kinetically unforgettable story of a getaway driver who knows all the best tunes. Ansel Elgort, Jamie Foxx, and Lily James may be the stars of this movie, but it’s Wright’s showmanship that really steals the spotlight.

    Everything Everywhere All at Once.
    Photo: A24

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 2h 19m
    Directors: The Daniels

    After a brief stint on Amazon Prime, this is the first Netflix drop for the 2023 Best Picture winner, a movie that defies categorization as it tells a story of alternate realities and butt plugs. A film that debuted at SXSW, this daring piece of work built an audience through 2022 until it won multiple Oscars, including Best Picture and Director. It’s like nothing else. Anywhere.

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Godzilla Minus One.
    Photo: Toho International

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 2h 5m
    Director: Takashi Yamazaki

    Netflix stunned people when they stealthily dropped this worldwide hit on their service on June 1st, making a movie that wasn’t even on VOD finally available at home. The winner of the Oscar for Best Visual Effects, Godzilla Minus One is a masterful blend of action and social commentary, considered by many to be among the best in this generations-spanning franchise.

    Kill Bill.
    Photo: Miramax/Everett Collection

    Year: 2003
    Runtime: 1h 50m
    Director: Quentin Tarantino

    We will still have to wait for the long-promised full cut of the two Kill Bill films into one epic movie (and the long-rumored third volume of this tale), but that shouldn’t stop you from revisiting two of Quentin Tarantino’s best films — both volumes are on Netflix now. In a catalog that includes a lot of great performances (and a few Oscar winners), one of QT’s best is Uma Thurman as The Bride, a legendary action character seeking vengeance on the man who betrayed her.

    The Matrix.
    Photo: Courtesy of the studio

    Year: 1999
    Runtime: 2h 16m
    Director: The Wachowskis

    Neo and the gang returned to HBO Max in late 2021 with The Matrix Resurrections, and the response was predictably divisive. You know what’s not divisive? The fact that the first movie still absolutely rules. The story of an average guy who learns that nothing is what it seems has influenced so much pop culture in the over-two decades since this movie was released. You can see Neo everywhere. (And you can watch the entire original trilogy on Netflix now.)

    Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
    Photo: 20th Century Fox

    Year: 2005
    Runtime: 2h
    Director: Doug Liman

    The fun new reboot series may be over on Prime, but Netflix has the one that started it all. The movie that gave the world Brangelina. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt star as a seemingly ordinary suburban couple who discover that they both have secret identities as competing assassins. When they get assignments to kill each other, all Hell breaks loose.

    Photo: Tartan Films

    Year: 2003
    Runtime: 2h
    Director: Park Chan-wook

    It’s hard to explain to people how this movie moved through the film-loving world before Film Twitter was a thing. Recently restored for its 20th anniversary, Oldboy has now been dropped on Netflix again, and it’s lost none of its searing power. It’s the tale of a man who is kidnapped, and its genius is that it’s not a whodunit as much as a whydunit, forcing viewers and protagonists to wonder about a truly grisly motive until the final unforgettable act.

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.
    Photo: Sony Pictures Animation

    Year: 2023
    Runtime: 2h 20m
    Director: Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

    What a gift to Netflix subscribers for this to already be on the service, mere weeks after playing in theaters and landing on Blu-ray. This is how you do a big-budget blockbuster sequel, developing the themes of the first movie and setting up the stake for what now appears will be one of the best trilogies in superhero history. Packed with so much detail and creativity, it’s a film Netflix subscribers will want to watch over and over again. Do so while you still can.

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Knocked Up.
    Photo: Universal/Everett Collection

    Year: 2007
    Runtime: 2h 9m
    Director: Judd Apatow

    The movie’s gender politics seem shakier than when it came out, but Judd Apatow’s biggest hit still works because of the intelligence of its screenplay and commitment of its cast, especially Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. The story of a man forced to grow up when his one-night stand gets pregnant errs a bit too much on the side of the male view, but one can’t deny the pure laughs-per-minute ratio. It’s fun to contrast this with the more recent Long Shot to see how much Rogen has changed (and how much he really hasn’t).

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
    Photo: EMI Films/Cinema 5 Distributing

    Year: 1975
    Runtime: 1h 29m
    Director: Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones

    During a hiatus between the third and fourth seasons of Monty Python’s Family Circus, the gang of mega-talented comedians decided to make movie history. Inspired by the King Arthur legend, Holy Grail is a timeless comedy, the rare kind of film that will still be making people laugh hundreds of years from now. And while the Monty Python boys were already famous, this film took them to another level, cementing their place in movie history.

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Pineapple Express.
    Photo: Sony Pictures Releasing

    Year: 2008
    Runtime: 1h 52m
    Director: David Gordon Green

    Seth Rogen gives one of his best performances as Dale Denton, an average guy who just wants to get high. He visits his dealer (played perfectly by James Franco) on the wrong night as the pair cross paths with hitmen and a police officer on the wrong side of the law. This is an incredibly funny movie, and you don’t need to be high to love it.

    The Babadook.
    Photo: Causeway Films

    Year: 2014
    Runtime: 1h 33m
    Director: Jennifer Kent

    One of the best horror films of the 2010s has not been widely available for streaming subscribers so take the chance to watch it again while it’s on Netflix. Jennifer Kent’s directorial debut centers on a mother (Essie Davis) who struggles to raise her problem child alone after the death of her husband. Oh, and there’s also a real monster in the boy’s room.

    Gerald’s Game.
    Photo: Netflix

    Year: 2017
    Runtime: 1h 43m
    Director: Mike Flanagan

    Before he helmed The Haunting of Hill House, Mike Flanagan co-wrote and directed one of the best Netflix Original horror films in this adaptation of Stephen King’s 1992 novel of the same name. Carla Gugino is phenomenal as a woman who gets handcuffed to her bed by her toxic husband…and then he has a heart attack. As she tries to figure out how she will survive, she accesses the trauma of her past.

    Shrek.
    Photo: DreamWorks Pictures

    Year: 2001
    Runtime: 1h 30m
    Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

    It’s hard to believe that it’s almost been a quarter-century since the flatulent green ogre in the swamp changed family filmmaking. Think that’s an exaggeration? The referential, pop-culture playground of modern animation really starts with this massive hit, a movie that spawned three sequels and spin-offs. It’s held up well, largely thanks to a playful script and great voice work from Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy.

    Pinocchio.
    Photo: Netflix

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 1h 56m
    Director: Guillermo del Toro, Mark Gustafson

    The Oscar-winning director took his visionary skills to stop-motion animation with this instant classic, a retelling of the beloved fairy tale about the wooden boy who longed to be real. With spectacular voice work, this version reimagines Pinocchio during the period before World War II, allowing del Toro to explore his themes of innocence and violence again. It’s a deeply personal, beautiful film.

    Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

    Wendell & Wild.
    Photo: Netflix

    Year: 2022
    Runtime: 1h 46m
    Director: Henry Selick

    The director of A Nightmare Before Christmas and Coraline finally returned this year with this clever and twisted tale co-written by Oscar winner Jordan Peele. The comedian also co-stars as one of the title characters, the literal demons for a girl who blames herself for the death of her parents. Selick is a master of stop-motion animation and this project allows him to stretch his visual prowess in new, gross ways. It’s a new Halloween classic (that can be watched any time, of course!)

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