I’m bald as fuck.
I haven’t had hair since the iPhone 6.
So I’m allowed to play ball here.
For those lucky ducks reading this who have a full set of hair, enjoy it. For the guys reading who are losing the battle — take the plunge. I’ll tell you this: going bald is devastating, but being bald is awesome.
Shave it off. My buddy Mutt once said, “Going bald sucks, being bald is a choice,” or something like that. It made sense at the time.
And I can’t explain it better than this: some dudes are way more bald than other bald dudes.
I have a friend named Corey, and he’s balder than me. But neither of us has hair. It’s just when he takes his hat off, his bald head is more shocking than mine.
Like: Jason Statham is more bald than The Rock… I can’t explain it better than that.
So, with that in mind, here is my ranking of the absolute baldest bald dudes.
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