DANVERS — When Peabody resident Jen Vargas learned Bruce Symmes had retired from playing Santa Claus at the Northshore Mall she was beyond disappointed — and not alone…
Read more He may not be at the mall, but this Santa is still coming to townLooking for things to do this weekend? Here’s a list of events happening in Northern California from Friday, Dec. 12 to Sunday, Dec. 14.Before you head out the…
Read more Weekend event roundup: Sacramento area things to do for Dec. 12-14Altadena will welcome visitors back to beloved Christmas Tree Lane, which will mark its 105th lighting ceremony after the beloved stretch survived the January wildfires Christmas Tree Lane…
Read more Christmas Tree Lane in Altadena Will Light Up in Sign of Hope – LAmagANDOVER — The Andover Holiday Market returns this year from noon to 6 p.m. on Dec. 6 at South Church, 41 Central St. The market is the primary…
Read more Holiday market is back at Andover’s South ChurchHOUSTON — I don’t believe in Santa Claus. But, by golly, I believe in Bo Chapman Nix. The Easter Bunny? Fuzzy-wuzzy fraud. The Tooth Fairy? Fake chews. But…
Read more Keeler: Broncos QB Bo Nix needs to run more. Broncos Country needs to doubt him less.As marijuana become legal across North America – the North Pole got caught in fight. Canada and a big chunk of the United States have legalized cannabis. The…
Read more Santa Saves CannabisOpinions expressed by Entrepreneur contributors are their own. A unique figure has transcended cultural boundaries, capturing imaginations and hearts across the globe. He’s known for his infectious laughter,…
Read more The Santa Claus Approach: Unwrapping Marketing Lessons from the Man in Red | EntrepreneurPOUGHKEEPSIE, NY—Staying up late to make sure he could pleasure himself without anyone noticing, local man Dylan Utley was reportedly waiting until his wife and kids were asleep…
Read more Man Waiting Until Wife And Kids Asleep To Go Masturbate Under Christmas TreeThis article was featured in the One Story to Read Today newsletter. Sign up for it here. A little more than halfway into his speech in Waterloo, Iowa,…
Read more Trump Insists He Hasn’t Read Mein KampfIt is the time of year to think about others – and what will excite them when they open a gift We have been trained you want to…
Read more Science Shows Us How To Pick The Perfect PresentFor all of my life, I thought eating breakfast with Santa was totally normal. Every year, he would come to my church in western New York and sit…
Read more I Spent $85 to Eat Breakfast With SantaMaking fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about smuggled endangered fish fillets, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s…
Read more Ripping the Headlines Today – Paul Lander, Humor TimesDespite decades of playing St. Nick across The Santa Clause trilogy and its follow-up Disney+ series, actor Tim Allen is sorely lacking in the jolly department, according to…
Read more ‘Tim Allen Was Such a Bitch’ on ‘The Santa Clauses’ Set, Says Costar Casey WilsonMrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age…
Read more Kringle Unwraps His Dating Profile – Marilyn Sands, Humor TimesThe U.S. military agency known for tracking Santa Claus as he delivers presents on Christmas Eve doesn’t expect COVID-19 or the “bomb cyclone” hitting North America to affect…
Read more U.S. Officials: COVID-19, Bomb Cyclone Won’t Slow Santa’s TravelsSanta Claus: the jolly harbinger of merriment, commerce and deceit, and the subject of many, many (too many?) movies. Where did he come from? A Dutch legend? A…
Read more Everyone Says I Need To Tell My 11-Year-Old The Truth About Santa. Here’s Why I Won’t.
