Now that’s more like it. This episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race has everything: beautiful gowns, hideous jumpsuits, fighting, crying, fainting, accusations of faking that fainting, and Tony winner Annaleigh Ashford singing about boobs. Just four episodes into the season, we’ve already had some remarkable ups and downs, but here’s hoping things stay on this track.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the two best episodes this season (this one and the premiere) have been the sewing challenges, where the producers get out of the girls’ way and just let them be drag queens. To be clear: This is not a great episode because of the challenge, which is convoluted and off-putting and seemingly designed because the producers were worried about the karmic retribution they were facing by depriving Vita of her first-episode win. It’s a great episode because the cast is really good, and watching them interact is an utter delight. The girl-group songs were terrible; the RDR Live! scripts stank; this challenge is weird. The success of this season will rest on the girls, not the twists, and if the producers can just not fuck it up, I think we’re in for an entertaining rest of the season.
The episode opens on the first legitimately dramatic mirror-message session I can remember. Normally, the show tries to stir up scandal with a healthy helping of sound effects, but this week Briar, Mia, and Athena really are fighting. You see, Briar has run afoul of South Florida by not respecting Athena’s boundaries while expecting Mia to understand her implicit ones concerning her previous relationship. Additionally, Mia thinks Mandy should have stayed in the competition over Briar. Plus, it turns out that Briar’s been shady off-camera toward Athena, stirring up a little drama between her and her drag daughter Juicy.
A lot of the drama that comes up this week, particularly here, is centered on stuff that we didn’t initially see. Mia joking Briar was the reason her relationship failed wasn’t shown last week; Briar telling Mia she crossed a line was off-camera; Briar joking about Juicy and Athena’s relationship was behind the scenes. Drag Race is notorious for its draconian rules about contestants’ whereabouts, and, from what I’ve heard, typically keeps them on ice (a reality TV term for “shut the fuck up”) backstage. Clearly, that is no longer the case because this the second time that BTS drama has played out between these very queens, after glove-gate during the premiere.
Honestly, I’m fine with this. The queens don’t start real drama on-camera anymore because of their reputations, but they are drag queens, so there will be drama. It just doesn’t happen when the camera is on them. If letting scandal fester offscreen is what it takes to get good story lines onscreen, then that’s fine. Just make sure the situations are clearly explained.
The challenge this week starts by having the girls pair up with their friends. Then, they are turned against each other in a “Who Wore It Best” competition. The idea is cribbed from Drag Race U.K. season two, if I’m remembering correctly, where it resulted in Tia Kofi’s eternal “I’m serving you an adequate dress with materials that are stuck on my body.” Good challenge! Messy, but not in a way that would result in someone with a top-tier outfit going home, even if she can’t beat her partner. Plus, it results in a shorter challenge (just a runway walk) and they use the excess airtime to critique every single girl, which I think is a stroke of genius. Heading into next week, every single contestant will have a story line with the judges in place.
The sewing challenge asks each girl to mash up two randomly selected red-carpet looks. Too bad this was filmed last summer when it was still reasonable to include Nicki Minaj content on this show. The pairings and looks are as follows:
➼ Briar & Juicy: Lil Nas X’s pink cowboy suit and Rihanna’s Guo Pei Met Gala coat
➼ Discord & Jane: Cher’s Oscars black two-piece and Sarah Paulson’s green Prada spikes
➼ Myki & Nini: J.Lo’s green Versace dress and Nicki Minaj’s leopard-print Grammys look (the only outfit I was not familiar with)
➼ Ciara & Kenya: Lady Gaga’s meat dress and Britney Spears’s all-denim dress
➼ Mia & Vita: Katy Perry’s Met Gala chandelier and Lil’ Kim’s purple VMAs outfit with a boob hanging out
➼ Darlene & Athena: Kim K.’s floral extravaganza and Zendaya’s Mugler robot
In the Werk Room, Briar cries to partner Juicy about the fighting and feeling attacked, which makes sense. It’s notable that these are the queens under 29 in the cast, especially since Juicy has allies in the Florida girls. The word undergirding all of Briar’s actions is “immaturity.” Otherwise, the Werk Room stuff is all fun but inconsequential. I’m really starting to fall in love with Mia, who knows she is not beating Vita but still tries really hard and keeps her spirits up. Jane and Discord eye each other up, since they both consider themselves look queens. Juicy is still asking for help. Vita reveals that she literally makes replicas of celebrity outfits back home. Seriously, they probably just designed this challenge with her in mind. (Which is fine; she should have a win.)
On the runway, it’s time to see some face-offs. Juicy and Briar are first. I love Juicy’s outfit. Who knew she could make this after the disastrous first-week look? It’s got a fun hood and some faux-fur lining. The judges get on her a bit about the fur being meager, but it’s a sewing challenge, so I’m not bothered. Briar really does look bad. “Neon-yellow bodysuit” is just not a word combination that makes sense. Also, if you’re doing true female-illusion drag, with a glamorous face and big hips, it does not make sense to me to forgo breasts. The outfit just doesn’t make sense proportionally. I don’t think her head was in the game this week.
Next is Discord and Jane. I don’t like Discord’s look at all. She’s doing “high fashion” drag, showing a lot of body, but the bodice sits too low, so it just gives, in Law’s words, “man in a dress.” The pieces trailing off the bodice as her skirt, lined with green fur, are not cute. And her face is too harsh. Walk still bad. Jane’s look is definitely better, but I’m not falling all over it in the way the judges are. The length is odd, and the dress has nothing to do with the original looks other than the colors. What about Cher and Sarah’s looks gave Auntie Mame? And the length is weird. She’s still a front-runner, but it’s not my favorite week for her.
Myki and Nini have the hardest time combining their two fabrics (leopard and green jungle) and give probably my least favorite looks of the week in the aggregate. Myki’s Hollywood-glamour ensemble really is overaccessorized. It’s not hideous or anything, it’s just totally forgettable. This queen needs to step on the gas. Nini’s look is a disappointment from her. A leopard bodysuit with green sashes, it’s definitely well made, but it’s just … ugly.
Ciara Myst does by far the best work I’ve ever seen her do in this competition. She builds a meaty-looking bodysuit with a denim cocktail dress over the top, then ties herself up like a Christmas ham. This is what I’ve been waiting for with her: It feels genuinely odd and creepy, but also leans away from the plasticky Halloween aesthetic that’s defined her drag so far. Really into it. Kenya definitely improves on her first challenge design look, creating a red and denim mermaid dress, but it’s not interesting and doesn’t engage enough with the meat dress.
The judges love Mia’s gown with a breast hanging out, but I think it’s just okay. She does what was asked of her, for sure, but the random piece of purple fabric that snakes up her dress is ugly. I don’t get the passion for this one. Vita’s look, though, is drop-dead stunning. It’s one of the best gowns I’ve ever seen made on the show. This is better than a lot of queens’ ultimate finale gowns. Amazing work. Well-deserved win.
Finally, it’s Darlene and Athena. This is the only decision that I fully disagree with. I really like Darlene’s outfit! It helps that she’s eight feet tall with a model’s disposition, but she looks amazing in her space-age cowboy fit. It’s totally Darlene and very fashionable. The judges ding her for the shoes, but I think she makes up for it in innovation. I don’t like Athena’s look at all. It’s a dress with a cape. Look, the name of the game with her is “well-rendered but basic drag,” and that’s just never going to set me on fire. I’ve seen this a billion times both on the show and off.
During critiques, Briar gets the harshest reviews by far, and, just as Ru is about to declare Juicy victorious over her, she faints. It’s a shocking moment, one that I’ll remember for a long time. The especially iconic grace note is the reveal of the hole in her crotch as she tumbles to the ground. The doors that ANTM cycle four’s Rebecca has opened. Then, the girls quickly start to speculate about whether it was real or faked. That’s crazy! Vita fully comes down on the side of it being fake. Other girls are less willing to do that on-camera, but they seem suspicious. I don’t have anything to say about that, as I was not there. The speculation, though, is definitely mean-spirited (and also fun to watch).
Jane, Vita, and Ciara are declared the overall top three. I’d have replaced Jane with Juicy or even Darlene. Vita wins, as she should have three weeks ago. Glad to see her on top where she belongs. The bottom three are Kenya, Discord, and Briar, with the bottom two being Kenya and Briar. Sorry, but I think Discord should be down there with Briar. Did not get that look at all, even if it was well made. The song is a late-stage Kylie Minogue track called “Lights Camera Action,” which … this show is as it ever was. Neither girl has an amazing grasp on the words, but Kenya is about 300 times more entertaining. She gets to stay, and Briar gets sent home mere hours after fainting on the main stage. (Or, if you ask Vita, falling for fun.)
• The girls spend most of their time on Untucked freaking out about whether Briar will get cleared to come back and, if not, who will wrongly take her place in the bottom two. Loved seeing all of them do the Discord walk. It’s a total joy. I reiterate: I’m having fun with this cast, and if the show can just play to their strengths, we could have a really good season on our hands.
• “I don’t want to squabble this opportunity” is very funny.
• Trauma Makeup Corner: Briar and Mia use this time to patch up their relationship by both sharing parts of their trauma. I was glad to see the tearful talks motivated by story line, but this did feel a little forced. Both their stories were very emotional, but the whole segment just feels produced, whether by production, editing, or the queens themselves.
• Predicted Top Four: Holding strong on Jane, Juicy, Vita, and Nini. But Nini needs a pop and a real story line soon, because the other three front-runners are gaining on her by the week. “Underestimated” can only take you so far when the person underestimating you was Discord.
Jason P. Frank
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