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Tag: RTT
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FDA Approves First Over-The-Counter Narcan To Reduce Overdoses
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The Food and Drug Administration has approved selling the overdose-reversal drug Narcan without a prescription, a move long sought by advocates to aid the national response to the opioid crisis. What do you think?
“I’m not comfortable with just anyone being able to save someone’s life.”
Joel Budnik, Ball Pit Monitor
“I guess the opioid crisis has finally gotten as bad as America’s upset-tummy crisis.”
Jared Hanlon, Unemployed
“Then what’s the incentive to not overdose?”
Cindy Ryerson, Sound Distortionist
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Positive Pregnancy Test Immediately Sprouts Robotic Legs, Scans Woman’s Face With Laser
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DALLAS—Releasing the appendages from its sides after two pink lines appeared in the results window, a positive pregnancy test was said to have immediately sprouted robotic legs Thursday before scanning local woman Trish Nehorai’s face with a laser. “Identity: Trish Nehorai,” confirmed the Clearblue stick, its once-concealed ‘transmission progress’ lights illuminating as the test leapt from one surface to another to avoid the terrified Nehorai, who attempted to swat at it with her hands.“Transferring biometrics to law enforcement. Transfer complete. Trish Nehorai: Your pregnancy has been successfully registered with the state. Congratulations.” At press time, the pregnancy test had reportedly reassembled itself into an ankle bracelet and clamped onto Nehorai, with the purpose of delivering a high-voltage shock if the woman attempted to go within 100 feet of an abortion clinic.
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