After a press conference for his upcoming fight with Mike Tyson, Jake Paul posted a video to Instagram showing turbulence in his private jet and claiming that it had been struck by lightning. What do you think?
“Clearly not enough.”
Braden Macgregor, Tree Debarker
“Is he the shitty brother or the terrible one?”
Taio Gibbs, Fish Sitter
“Lucky. Near-death experiences are great for engagement.”
Rowena Marriott, Rheumatologist
President Biden signed a bill into law banning TikTok nationwide unless the Chinese company that owns it, ByteDance, sells its stake in the app within a year. What do you think?
“And with that, Chinese influence over our economy comes to an end.”
Rowena Marriott, Topiary Clipper
“But I haven’t finished radicalizing!”
Lochlan Robin, Tanning Bed Technician
“Now the youth will return to the true center of taste and style: Paris, France.”
Asma Harding, Weight Estimator
