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  • Ripping The Headlines Today – Paul Lander, Humor Times

    Ripping The Headlines Today – Paul Lander, Humor Times

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    Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to

    The news, even that about another Bills playoff loss, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon: 

    Really all you need to do is follow one simple rule: barely pay attention and jump to conclusions. So, here are some headlines today and my first thoughts:

    playoff loss
    The Bills suffer yet another playoff loss to the Chiefs.

    Bills fans pelt Patrick Mahomes with snowballs after another playoff loss to Chiefs

    Luckily for Mahomes, most missed him ‘wide right.’

    Trump: ‘We’re going to build an iron dome over our country’

    Adding: ‘And make Mars pay for it!’

    Supposedly magic jeans promise to reduce cellulite

    I’m guessing they’re confusing it with magic genes.

    Andrew Yang endorsed Dean Phillips over Biden

    So, someone we forgot about is for someone we never heard of!

    Melbourne crime boss accidentally shot himself in the testicle

    … Ironically, showing his patriotism by shooting himself ‘down under.’

    Gen Zers who want the buzz but not the hangover are fueling a nonalcoholic spirits boom

    Although it’s making them so boring, look for them to be called Gen Zzzzzzzz.

    Ron DeSantis officially suspended his campaign for President. All that leaves are two Republican candidates

    One wears too much makeup, dyes their hair, lies about their weight, and the other is Nikki Haley.

    Florida man sues Dunkin’ for $50,000 in damages after claiming ‘exploding toilet’

    … In fairness, probably just the toilet getting even.

    Happy 53rd birthday, Kid Rock

    At that age, you might want to change your name to ‘Middle Aged Elevator Music.’

    D.C sees biggest snowfall in two years as 3 to 5 inches frost region

    The last time the outside of the Capitol was that white was during the January 6 insurrection!

    Farmer claims he was offered lap dance if he agreed to wind turbine on his land

    You’d think a b%$w job would be more appropriate.

    US finds Bayer’s genetically modified corn can be safely grown — but there’s a big catch

    It’ll give you quite a headache.

    Bill Belichick, Patriots ‘part ways’ after 24 seasons, 6 Super Bowl titles

    Man, that took a pair of deflated balls from owner Bob Kraft.

    Bill O’Reilly is furious as his own titles get removed after supporting Florida book bans

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  • Ron DeSantis Was Never Anything More Than Donald Trump's Toady

    Ron DeSantis Was Never Anything More Than Donald Trump's Toady

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    Ron DeSantis fancied himself a bully. But in the end, he was nothing more than a toady of Donald Trump, the former president and GOP front-runner he endorsed Sunday after abruptly suspending his own 2024 campaign. “It’s clear to me that a majority of Republican primary voters want to give Donald Trump another chance,” the Florida governor said. “He has my endorsement because we can’t go back to the old Republican guard of yesteryear.”

    Think back to this time last year, when the glow of DeSantis’s commanding 2022 reelection was still in his cheeks, and this ignominious end to his presidential campaign might have seemed surprising. Now go further back—and it’s maybe less so. Before DeSantis rose to the top of a heap of MAGA torch-bearers, he was merely a foot soldier in the movement—a state-level enforcer in Trump’s federal enterprise. He was an effective one, of course—inflicting pain on the Trump movement’s preferred victims, sometimes more successfully than Trump himself. But the movement was never really his—at least not as long as its namesake was still in the picture.

    Trumpism without Trump? It was always a fever dream. While Trump’s personality and ticks have certainly permeated the Republican Party—his petty predilections and grand grievances theirs, now, as much as his—DeSantis was never going to be able to marshal those forces the way his party leader has. Trump is a depraved zeitgeist, a phenomenon in American politics. DeSantis? He’s a leech, a devotee whose thirst for the Kool-Aid seems equal to his appetite for punishment.

    Indeed, for all his sadism, DeSantis turns out to be something of a masochist. DeSantis has endured more than a year of degrading Trump taunts and MAGA humiliations, mostly without rebuke—except recently, when he finally summed up the truth of the Trump experience to Iowa voters. “You can be the most worthless Republican in America,” he said this month. “But if you kiss the ring, he’ll say you’re wonderful.” But now, like Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and countless others in the GOP, DeSantis—“DeSanctimonious,” in the former president’s confusing parlance—is puckering up.

    And for what? To preserve a shot at a future run, maybe, or to keep the prospect of a job in a potential second Trump administration alive, or, perhaps, so DeSantis aide Scott Wagner—who was apparently preoccupied with a puzzle in the final days before the Iowa caucus—could finally finish that jigsaw. Or maybe he saw Trump as his best chance to defeat Nikki Haley, who finished third in Iowa but has stronger footing heading into New Hampshire and other upcoming states, including South Carolina, where she served as governor.

    Such is the nature of toadies—pleased with their ability to push around who they can, and in the end, they appeal to the bully to finish the nasty work they could not. Trump seems glad to take on that burden, focusing his primary ire on Haley, who has responded to his racist attacks in recent days by questioning his mental fitness but leaving his moral character mostly unexamined. “I’m not saying anything derogatory,” Haley said after Trump confused her and Nancy Pelosi during a campaign speech. “But when you’re dealing with the pressures of the presidency, we can’t have someone else that we question whether they’re mentally fit to do this.”

    That kind of mealy-mouthed campaigning may do in Haley, too. But perhaps DeSantis’s exit will make her bolder. After all, she now carries the hopes and dreams of the anti-Trump Republicans who hope they won’t have to cast a second ballot for Joe Biden—even though some of her base says they’d do that if it came to it. “I wouldn’t support [Trump] under any circumstance,” one Haley supporter said recently, vowing to back Biden again if the race ends up being between him and his predecessor.

    One question, now, is if Haley will accept that mantle—running not as a more electable Trump or a MAGA Lite, as she was in her Trump administration position and now in her current campaign, but as the more traditional Republican she claims to be. That role would hardly make her a moderate. But in the schoolyard of American politics, she might, at least, find a better place in the hierarchy than her nearest rival, who retreats to his petty kingdom in Florida humbled. “We wish him well,” Haley told New Hampshire voters Sunday. “Having said that, it’s now one fella and one lady left.”

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  • Today’s Republican Base Is Yesterday’s Democrat. That’s Why DeSantis Bombed

    Today’s Republican Base Is Yesterday’s Democrat. That’s Why DeSantis Bombed

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    Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has officially suspended his presidential campaign, giving American voters front-row seats to one of the most spectacular collapses in political history. Many will say that this outcome was inevitable, that there was no way to defeat former President Trump; per this line of thinking, Trump’s many indictments animated the Republican base and sucked all of the oxygen out of the room from his competitors. While there is some truth to that, it’s not the full story. The failure of the DeSantis campaign is rooted in a disastrous launch, an inability to course correct on any issue, and a determination to continue talking about things that the voters didn’t care about.

    Number one on the list was an incessant desire to re-litigate Trump’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic. While there are many people who disagree with the Trump White House’s approach to the pandemic, the concerns weren’t strong enough to move enough voters to make a difference. The simple truth is that most voters have moved on.

    Furthermore, many Republican voters were willing to give Trump the benefit of the doubt when dealing with a once in a 100-year event, while others actually agreed with his approach. In a party whose most active voters tend to be older, attacking Trump for being too cautious on COVID-19 never seemed like the best decision.

    Doubling down on being “anti-woke” also backfired. Governor DeSantis was embarrassed after being outmaneuvered in his battle with Disney. He also signed a six-week abortion ban supported by many of the pro-life activists that made up the DeSantis base. Yet such a move was wildly unpopular with the general public, and gave Trump the opportunity to attack him for it, allowing the man who appointed the judges that overturned Roe v. Wade to position himself as a relative moderate on abortion. And the controversy over the Black American history curriculum and the DeSantis campaign’s disrespectful response to it did irreparable damage to the relationship between DeSantis and many Black conservatives.

    But one of the fatal flaws of the DeSantis campaign was their belief that they could beat Trump by attacking him from the Right. That was an insulated, narrow minded, out of touch strategy that was doomed to fail from the start. Nearly every time the campaign tried the approach, it backfired. When DeSantis attacked Trump on the First Step Act, lying about its results and calling it a “jailbreak bill” that was met with backlash from many corners. When the campaign stupidly tried to paint Trump as being “too friendly” to LGBT voters, gay pro-Trump Republicans called them “homophobic.” When they demeaned the Trump campaign’s attempts to win over Black Americans, they were criticized by other Republicans.

    Republican presidential candidate, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis speaks to supporters during a campaign rally at the Courtyard by Marriott Nashua on January 19, 2024 in Nashua, New Hampshire. DeSantis was brutally mocked on social media after stepping down from the Republican primary on Sunday.
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    DeSantis chronically underperformed among Republican primary voters of color, a growing bloc that is now 18 percent of the GOP electorate. Instead of acknowledging that and course correcting, his team oftentimes went out of their way to antagonize those voters. They cared too much about what influencers had to say, and adopted that same “own the libs above all else” mentality that’s more prevalent on social media than in real life.

    The reality is that Team DeSantis was trying to sell a product that nobody wanted. You would be hard pressed to find either a Trump fan or foe whose chief criticism of him is that he isn’t conservative enough.

    In other words, Team DeSantis misread the room. They went in under the false assumption that the voters agreed with their positions on the issues. They didn’t. For as much criticism as they give Nikki Haley for trying to win the votes of a party that no longer exists, they did the exact same thing. The traditional conservative or “fusionist” wing of the party is where the money is and where the think tanks are but they are now a distinct minority among the actual voters.

    Today’s Republican voters are yesterday’s Democrats. They don’t agree with traditional conservative orthodoxy on trade policy, Social Security, or Medicare. They didn’t complain when Trump signed large bills that put dollars in people’s pockets during COVID. (In fact, some are supporting him because of it). They’re not opposed to him trying to win the endorsement of labor unions—many of which today’s Republican voters themselves belong to. Many of Trump’s voters like the idea of minorities supporting their candidate—including many of his white voters. They are more socially conservative than today’s progressives but not doctrinaire on those issues either; they are not offended when Trump acts like the New York Rockefeller Republican that everybody knows he still is.

    The truth is that when Trump’s opponents attacked him for not being conservative enough, it was a gift to his campaign. It allowed Donald Trump, with all of his baggage, to position himself as the reasonable one in the race.

    Team DeSantis and the traditional conservative wing that supported him received a reality check. The fact is many of the new Republican voters were Democrats 20 years ago, and if it wasn’t for the progressive wing of that party chasing them out, they’d probably still be Democrats. A significant portion of Trump’s voters supported former President Obama in 2008 and 2012. These aren’t converts to William F. Buckley conservatism. They view those people as the same out of touch elitists that they rejected when they were still Democrats.

    While the temptation to blame their failures on the Trump indictments are great, Team DeSantis needs to come to grips with the fact that their approach only appealed to a minority of their own party. If they don’t learn that lesson now, they’ll repeat the same mistakes in 2028.

    Darvio Morrow is CEO of the FCB Radio Network and co-host of The Outlaws Radio Show.

    The views expressed in this article are the writer’s own.