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  • Pick A Tarot Card & We’ll Give You A Pop Culture Halloween Costume

    Halloween is quickly approaching! We took a look into your future to see which pop culture Halloween costume you should wear for Halloween this year. Spoiler alert: you looked incredible. 

    Start off by picking a tarot card and we’ll read into your future.
    Credit: J.W Donley

    Card #1: Five of Cups

    Scooby-Doo! Gang

    You will keep it classy with the Scooby-Doo gang. Any character from the Scooby-Doo gang is the perfect Halloween costume for a solo party goer, or you can grab up to four of your best friends to make up the whole mystery-solving gang! This one is timeless and will surely be recognizable as you step into the party. Each character can be easily made at home or thrifted, using solid long and short sleeve shirts and a few iconic scarves if you choose to go as Daphne or Fred. In your future, we see you stepping up your costume game even more by bringing a magnifying glass as a prop. This will let it be known that you will find all of the hidden clues by the end of the night! 

    Card #2: Queen Of Pentacles

    Legally Blonde’s Bunny Costume

    We see you becoming the ultimate combination of sexy and smart by borrowing Elle Woods’ costume from the cult classic Legally Blonde. Elle Woods is just that girl; it simply will not be a Halloween party without one in attendance. Lucky for you, we saw in your future that you had everyone’s head turn with how great you looked in this outfit. Bonus points if you DIY this one! What? Like it’s hard? Grab a pair of pink tights, a pink corset, hot glue, feathers, and your favorite pair of pink heels. Don’t have the DIY gene? Here is the perfect premade costume that will still make everyone’s heads turn.

    Card #3: The Lovers

    Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars

    This one is fun, and will show everyone that you have far more superior music taste than everyone else at the party. You will become the chart-topping duo, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars, from their iconic ‘Die With A Smile’ music video. Lady Gaga had the entire world gobsmacked with her carefree and iconic dancing in the ‘Die With A Smile’ music video. Now it’s your turn to do the same. Bring your partner or your bff, either way, this 70s-inspired look is perfect for any music-loving fan.

    Card #4: The Fool

    Jersey Shore

    Get crazy, get loud! We see you fist-bumping onto the scene as the whole ‘Jersey Shore’ gang! There’s never anything wrong with going solo; you can also choose to go as your favorite individual partygoer from the bunch. You will surely stand out on the dance floor with this fierce look by channeling your 2010 New Jersey fantasy. Start by teasing your hair big and bringing out your favorite animal print. As for makeup, you can’t forget to put on extra smokey eyeshadow. This is also your chance to finally put that old, bizarrely orange foundation to good use without any judgment. That’s what Halloween is all about! You’re just embracing the 2010s tan look.

    Card #5: Death

    Sabrina Carpenter and Jenna Ortega

    Get a taste of these two ‘Short n’ Sweet’ stars. In your future, we see you bringing out the dramatics of Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Taste’ music video starring Jenna Ortega. You’ll surely make an unforgettable appearance as the stylish yet gruesome duo! For Sabrina, all you’ll need is a gingham square-neck corsetcapris, and fake blood. It’s all about the details. Level up your costume with a silver heart necklace, which will bring out the sweetness of this look. As for Jenna, keep it simple with a form-fitting black dress and heels. Bonus points if you find a safe prop chainsaw to bring along with you for the night. You can never take it too far on Halloween!

    Card #6: Three Of Wands

    Mr. Fantasy 

    If you haven’t already stumbled across KJ Appa’s eccentric alter ego on TikTok —Mr. Fantasy, where have you been? We see you becoming the talk of the night by going as this hilarious and unforgettable icon. Grab a pair of these American flag printed flare jeans and a white tank top, and you’re almost done. The beauty of this costume is that cheap wigs are encouraged; that’s all a part of Mr. Fantasy’s appeal. Stop by your local Spirit Halloween and pick up the cheapest black bob wig you can find, along with a pair of fake teeth. That’s all you’ll need!

    Snap pics of your Halloween costume this season and share them with us over on TwitterInstagram, and Facebook. We know you’ll look fabulous!

    Dive into more of our seasonal favorites here!

    Trinity Dixon

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  • Endorphin Endorsement: Exercise Gets Madison Beer Feeling Flushed in Video for “Yes Baby”

    Although it hasn’t been very long since the last time Madison Beer offered her fans a single, it feels as though years have already gone by in the period between now and the release of 2024’s “Make You Mine” and “15 Minutes.” That said, Beer more than likely had her reasons for wanting to release a particularly high-energy track amidst a climate that is decidedly, well, “high energy” in all the wrong ways. So yes, more than ever, something uplifting is appreciated. Even though, for those with body image issues, the video for “Yes Baby” might not be.

    In the spirit of Charli XCX’s style of “working out” in the “360” video (that is, in “hot girl” attire with tights, heels and a glass of red wine in hand), Beer takes a similar approach to her fitness regimen (there are even a few moments later on where she, too, bounces up and down to make her tits jiggle à la Charli) by walking in “model strut” mode on the treadmill while wearing above-the-ankle white socks paired with black stiletto heels. Needless to say, her workout ensemble is meant to channel a certain “coquette” aesthetic.

    So it is that Beer goes from the escape room of “15 Minutes” to the gym of her 80s-inspired dreams for “Yes Baby” (indeed, it seems many have been inspired yet again by the 80s lately). And while quite a few of Madison Beer’s music videos feature her in situations that either find her alone or with just one other person (e.g., “Home to Another One,” “Spinnin” and “15 Minutes”), “Yes Baby” stands out for the great number of other women in her midst who all seem to be “turned on” by exercising. Or maybe “animated” and “flushed” by it are the more euphemistic word choices.

    The presence of all these women is perhaps meant to emphasize Beer’s insistence that the song is one “you want to blast with your friends.” A feeling that came to the fore after the creation of the music video, co-directed by Beer and (as usual) Aerin Moreno. Something Beer commented on by noting, “‘Yes Baby’ is really just a fun and flirty song. After I shot the music video, though, it took on a whole new energy…” That energy being one of a matriarchal good time.

    And yet, clearly, everything about the song oozes sex (with a man)—in fact, the lyrics make it sound as though Beer is already in between the sheets on the verge of orgasm with the repetition of, “Yes, baby, yes, yes, baby, yes, yes, baby.” These two words being the phrase that makes up the majority of the song. Even though there are occasional verses of “poetry,” including the opening one that goes, “Speakin’ to me soft like silky sheets/Figures in the dark, two heartbeats/Basically a God, you pray to me/Whisper in the dark, you want me.”

    Beer sings these words as intercut scenes of the various exercise options in this apparently multi-faceted gym are shown. Seeing her and her sistren in ballet attire at a barre in front of a mirror wall-outfitted dance room, Beer also adds, “It’s a look/It’s a touch/It’s a dangerous kind of crush/Say it once/Say it twice/Come and say it another time.” The “it” she wants to hear another time being, of course, “yes baby.”

    As the beat drops (after building up for about the first minute of the song), co-producers Beer, Leroy Clampitt and Lostboy help to recall elements of Benny Benassi’s signature 2002 hit, “Satisfaction” (even lyrically speaking, with Beer repeating “yes” at times in the same way that “push” is repeated on “Satisfaction”). What’s more, the “Yes Baby” video also has a certain similarity to the one for “Satisfaction,” what with lots of women jumping around in a sexually charged manner even though they’re being featured in an “everyday” kind of setting (for the women in the “Satisfaction” video, that “everyday” setting involves the use of power tools).

    As the video progresses, Beer finds herself in a few other new “workout” scenarios, including being perched on the balancing beam with her fellow workout enthusiasts in leotards as she does little to indicate much in the way of “strenuous” exercise. Perhaps proving, yet again, that half the reason that women truly enjoy going to the gym is for the additional wardrobe it allows them to don (hence, Kate Hudson starting a clothing line called Fabletics just for “activewear”). As for the mirror wall scenes in the dance studio, it has a certain Madonna in the “Hung Up” video cachet (along with Dua Lipa in the “Houdini” video, itself a nod to “Hung Up”). To be sure, it’s likely that the Queen of Pop herself wouldn’t mind sweating it out to this particular song on the dance floor or in the gym—the two primary venues that this song was made for (apart from, one supposes, the boudoir).

    Incidentally, both locations are quite voyeuristic in nature, with everyone observing others—sizing them up (especially from a “physical beauty” standpoint). So it is that Beer’s lyrics, “Something in the way you’re watchin’ me/Talkin’ to me nice and slowly/Promise if you ask, you will receive/Come a little closer to me,” further amplify “Yes Baby” as a simultaneous club and gym banger. Both of these locations still struggling to make a full comeback since Covid.

    But at least Beer is doing her part to remind listeners of what Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods in Legally Blonde once said, “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.” Hence, the reason why so many tradwives are fitness freaks. After all, you’d have to be to keep yourself from shooting some of the conservative husbands out there. So, in a sense, Beer is now picking up where Brooke Taylor-Windham (Ali Larter) left off with her own kind of “fitness empire.” One that is decidedly more, let’s say, “auto-erotic.”

    This much is made even more apparent by the non sequitur concluding scenes of the video, which find Beer outside on a lawn as the sprinklers go off. Naturally, she lets them drench her, perhaps a less on-the-nose “metaphor” than a scene of her drenched in sweat would be. Both scenarios indicating that exercise (whether in the gym or in the bedroom) makes her wet. Though that definitely isn’t how most people feel, ergo the success of Ozempic.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • It’s Time to Search for the Next Elle Woods Again

    It’s Time to Search for the Next Elle Woods Again

    She’d love mock trial.
    Photo: MGM/Courtesy Everett Collection

    Legally Blonde the film came out in 2001, commencing a butterfly effect that resulted in the single greatest, most-colon’d piece of art of our time: the 2008 MTV reality-competition program Legally Blonde: The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods, in which ten under-30-year-olds were subjected to physical and psychological torture in order to play Elle Woods in the musical adaptation of Legally Blonde on Broadway. And, well, it’s time for a remount. Prime Video has announced a Legally Blonde prequel series titled Elle, produced by Reese Witherspoon’s production company, Hello Sunshine. According to a press release, Elle will follow a high-school-age Elle Woods “as we learn about the life experiences that shaped her into the iconic young woman we came to know and love.” That’s incredibly vague, and we’re sad to think of a Legally Blonde property without Paulette, but we are choosing to channel our inner Elle Woods and be optimistic about the series anyway.

    “I truly couldn’t be more excited about this series!” Witherspoon said in a statement. “Fans will get to know how Elle Woods navigated her world as a teenager with her distinct personality and ingenuity, in ways that only our beloved Elle could do. What could be better than that?!” Well, Reese, we actually have an answer: What could be better is a reality competition in which 20-year-olds must fight to play Elle Woods. It worked for Madonna … kind of.

    Jason P. Frank

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  • 10 Comedies That Are Surprisingly Deep

    10 Comedies That Are Surprisingly Deep

    Sometimes, we’re in the mood to watch something that will make us feel all the big feelings. Other times, we want a movie that’s fun, light, and uncomplicated. In a couple of rare cases, we get both — a comedic, fast-paced film that still manages to incorporate a powerful message. In fact, some of your favorite feel-good comedies are surprisingly deep.

    Let’s take Greta Gerwig’s Barbie for instance. When the movie hit theaters in July 2023, fans of all ages rushed to see it. But not everyone knew that there were some hard-to-swallow truths right beneath the film’s bubblegum pink veneer. These unexpectedly complex comedies may be entertaining, but they can also teach us a thing or two about the meaning of life, love, and happiness.

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    We’ve come to expect this delicate balance of humor and depth from a majority of Disney Pixar films — they’re oftentimes hilarious and moving, joyous and serious. They’re comedies with a huge side of genuine life lessons. There are other films that aren’t made by Disney/Pixar that fall into this category, too. Below, you’ll find 10 popular comedies that may seem simple on the surface, but are actually much deeper than they let on.

    Comedy Movies That Are Surprisingly Deep

    These movies are good for a laugh — and a whole lot more.

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    Claire Epting

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