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  • Charli XCX Doing A Skims Ad Campaign Is More Crash Than Brat

    Charli XCX Doing A Skims Ad Campaign Is More Crash Than Brat

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    During one of her many interviews about Brat, Charli XCX mentioned being committed to whatever “character”/“persona” she’s trying on for her album of the moment. (Though it bears mentioning that no one could ever be as committed as Marina and the Diamonds playing Electra Heart for the album of the same name back in 2012.) Admitting that, to her, this aspect of it is more interesting that the music itself. But it seems that, in capitulating to becoming a “Skims model” (a term that somehow feels and sounds derisive probably because it inherently is), she’s having a bit of whiplash in terms of recalling just who, exactly, she’s supposed to be embodying for the (brat) summer of 2024, instead reverting more freely to her Crash persona from 2022. The one that “took every advertising deal” (including, most glaringly, the one with Samsung) without the slightest bit of shame or hesitation because, hey, this was her “sellout” era. Whoring herself out for [insert company name here] and gleefully taking the money in return was, accordingly, completely “on-brand.”

    Kim Kardashian, needless to say, has been in the “whoring herself out” era ever since the days of sticking her head up Paris Hilton’s asshole and keeping it in there until she could come out with a slightly more famous face than before. Funnily enough, Kardashian herself does exemplify a brat in the more conventional sense of the word (along with the children she’s “raising”). That is, minus the part where she’s not a little girl anymore—though it’s no secret that most millennial women, particularly those in the limelight, still can’t help but act that way (see also: Paris Hilton and Lana Del Rey). And yes, what was brattier than Kim screaming, “My diamond earring!” after losing a stud reportedly worth seventy-five thousand dollars while swimming in Bora Bora circa 2011? Her melodramatic delivery and traditional brat reaction was, thus, the polar opposite of being “very demure, very mindful.”

    As is XCX choosing to pose for Skims’ cotton “underthings.” Regardless of trying to make it more “Brat coded” by having Petra Collins do the photoshoot and “tongue-in-cheekly” captioning it “#ad” (in keeping with the dry, straightforward labeling of things in the Brat world). A caption that essentially “Brat-ifies” Crash behavior. In any case, maybe some part of Kardashian (aside from the part that jumps on every bandwagon to capitalize as much as possible for both more money and clout) tapped XCX for the campaign because she saw a “kindred” in the literal meaning of “brat” as opposed to XCX’s modern twist on the concept, which essentially means being messy (e.g., wearing the same makeup for days at a time), not trying too hard and being, in effect, too cool to care.

    Thus, posing for a Skims ad, however “no frills,” feels very much the opposite of Brat. As though XCX can’t help but return, ever so slightly, to the girl she was on Crash. The unapologetic sellout that could collect the cash without judgment because that’s simply the name of the game when you’re an Ultra-Famous Pop Star. Such an unapologetic sellout could also effortlessly get into bed with Kim Kardashian and her odious Skims brand without thinking twice about it. In point of fact, Crash’s last song (on the standard edition) is called “Twice,” a track featuring the lyrics, “Don’t, don’t, don’t think twice/Don’t think about it.” Although she might have been referring to the end of the world/mortality (it was sort of like her more upbeat version of Billie Eilish’s “Everybody Dies”), in this instance, it can easily apply to the idea of not thinking twice about becoming one of Kardashian’s growing list of shills. Much to Taylor Swift’s increasing dismay, as she seems to be losing all the “cool” girls to the former Mrs. West and her flesh-toned shapewear. Even her own “good friend,” Lana Del Rey, who also blithely donned the coquette look in time for Skims’ Valentine’s Day 2024 ad campaign. Resultantly, there were rumors of a fallout between Swift and Del Rey after the latter showed up to the Met Gala with a cinched-waist-to-the-max Kardashian.

    As for Charli XCX, despite knowing she “couldn’t even be her if she tried” (a lyric from Brat’s “Sympathy is a knife,” which features some heavy allusions to Swift), the Crash album was her biggest attempt at being “that pop star bitch.” You know, the kind with Swiftian-level juggernaut powers. While, at the same time, also being her biggest troll of the music industry. The entire concept, after all, was centered on the “Faustian pact” nature of becoming a star (Maxxxine also comes to mind on that front). And, if anyone knows all about such Faustian pacts, it’s surely Kim Kardashian. So perhaps this “deal with the devil” connection also played a role in XCX’s “attraction” to the “girl with no talent.”

    Or maybe XCX simply wanted to look “hot in it” (to quote one of her songs), donning a see-through white cotton bra that miraculously shows no sign of any nipples (let alone hard ones) and matching white cotton boxers while flashing what has become her signature “dead-eyed” look. Though one has to wonder if that expression is “ironic” anymore, so much as a sign that she played the part of Crash corporate sellout for so long that it’s now bled into the Brat era. XCX even had the audacity to declare, “SKIMS empowers people to feel confident in their own skin, which is the essence of Brat. I am excited to be working with a brand that understands that comfort and style don’t need to be compromised.” Aside from Charli sounding like a marketing robot/recently converted cult member, it has to be said that what obviously does need to be compromised, at this juncture, in order to be “brat” is artistic integrity.

    After Crash came out, XCX declared, “I needed to switch after Crash—I wasn’t born to do radio liners. That’s not who I am at all.” But if Brat is (or was) meant to be something of its polar opposite/a return to her “fringe club days,” an ad with Skims certainly doesn’t align with that narrative. But, then again, perhaps the corporate-ification of Brat (complete with Kamala Harris joining in on the meme trend for her presidential campaign) is causing a rightfully schizophrenic reaction on Charli’s part.

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    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Lana Del Shill: On the Skims Campaign Everyone’s Gone Heart-Eyed For

    Lana Del Shill: On the Skims Campaign Everyone’s Gone Heart-Eyed For

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    For a while there, it seemed as though there was nothing Lana Del Rey could do right. It started at the beginning of her career, and then briefly tapered off during her Lust for Life through Norman Fucking Rockwell era. It was during the critical darling phase of Norman Fucking Rockwell, however, that things started to take a turn back toward 2011-2012 territory. And ultimately, all at Del Rey’s own hand. Or rather, social media outbursts. It began with her vitriolic reaction to Ann Powers giving her a positive review on NPR for NFR. The problem? Powers had the audacity to declare that Del Rey had a persona early on in her career: the Daddy-loving coquette queen being chief among them. Del Rey then clapped back, “To write about me is nothing like it is to be with me. Never had a persona. Never needed one. Never will. So don’t call yourself a fan like you did in the article and don’t count your editor one either—I may never have made bold political or cultural statements before—because my gift is the warmth I live my life with and the self-reflection I share generously.” Pretentious and ego-driven much?

    Almost as if to further insist—therefore, defy Powers’ assessment—that her Daddy-loving coquette queen persona has always been real, Del Rey opted to fall right back into it for her first ad campaign since the 2019 one she did for Gucci, also co-starring Jared Leto. The campaign was in promotion of the Gucci Guilty fragrance, though, as usual, the goings-on of the pictorial “narrative” seemed to have little to do with scent. Unless one counts being at the laundromat…there’s plenty of odors there. 

    At the very least, the campaign for Skims is able to be less abstract about what it’s promoting. Not just Kim Kardashian herself, but the Valentine’s Day “drops” she wants to sell out for the month of “love” (i.e., buying something for someone proving how much you love them because capitalism). On January 18th, the big announcement was made that Del Rey would be Skims’ “Valentine” a.k.a. their February shill. A key piece to moving this kind of product in an increasingly less romantic world. Indeed, it’s already been reported by Women’s Wear Daily that Del Rey “amassed $13.7 million in media impact value [for the brand] within four days, with Del Rey’s own Instagram post earning Skims more than $4 million.” This allure of Del Rey (particularly, for whatever reason, among the Gen Z crowd trying to lay claim to her the way they have with Mean Girls) has entirely superseded her brief bout with “cancellation” in 2020, after posting her infamous “question for the culture” and receiving backlash for her specific callout of women of color in it. Comparing her “struggle” to their so-called lack thereof.

    As if that weren’t bad enough, Del Rey then made matters worse for herself by soon after posting a video of people looting during the George Floyd protests in L.A., prompting Kehlani (one of the singers name-checked in her “question for the culture”) to tweet directly at Del Rey, “Please remove your Instagram post it’s dangerous as fuck and a very poor choice of moments to post. By all means protest, but DO NOT endanger people with your very massive platform. Oh and turn your fuckin comments on man.” Tinashe also weighed in on Del Rey’s recklessness for the sake of a social media post clearly meant to prove she was “down” two weeks after being accused of those racist undertones in her public missive. In slightly less gentle words, Tinashe tweeted, “Why the fuck are you posting people looting stores on your page literally WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.”

    As though not wanting to let the haunting comments of 2020 persist in 2021, Del Rey overcorrected by posting a picture of her then-new album cover for Chemtrails Over the Country Club at the beginning of 2021, foolishly commenting, “In 11 years working, I have always been extremely inclusive without even trying to. My best friends are rappers my boyfriends have been rappers. My dearest friends have been from all over the place, so before you make comments again about a WOC/POC issue, I’m not the one storming the capital, I’m literally changing the world by putting my life and thoughts and love out there on the table 24 seven.” Funnily enough, most of that extremely narcissistic statement sounds as though it could have come straight out of Kim Kardashian’s mouth. A woman, evidently, that LDR has “loved” for quite some time. Even before singing at one of her wedding festivities back in 2014 (a “gift,” incidentally, given to Kardashian by Kanye West…before Del Rey decided to write a damning lyric about him that goes, “Kanye West is blonde and gone”). Del Rey was, indeed, only too eager to tell Vogue, “I love Kim, and I love her family. Me and my sister are huge fans of them, and have been watching them forever.” That right there should be a major red flag to anyone who has insisted that Del Rey is some beneficent, selfless soul. For anyone who can see the Kardashians as something other than the very embodiment of the decay of America that Del Rey is meant to be “ironically” speaking on in her songs is not to be trusted. 

    And yet, now that Del Rey has reemerged from the other side of 2019-2021 unscathed and more revered than ever (how rapidly the public can forget back-to-back controversies), it appears as though she’s comfortable ruffling feathers again. Specifically, the feathers of those who would take issue with advocating for a brand (and the person associated with it) like Skims. That aside, Del Rey’s decision to align with the “body positive” juggernaut doesn’t feel like a coincidence. Almost as though she’s leaning entirely into her chili cookout and Waffle House era. Plus, despite any perceptions to the contrary (and also urging, “If you want some basic bitch/Go to the Beverly Center and find her”), Del Rey has always been, at her core, a basic bitch (cue the droning lyrics, “Put his favorite perfume on/Go play your video game” or “Blue jeans, white shirt”). She copped to it herself in a 2019 interview with Billboard as well.

    Thus, it was no surprise that when Vogue asked her, “What do you love about the pieces that Kim and Skims are making?” Del Rey replied, “Well, first of all, I just love how well it’s doing for her [insert gag noises here]. And second of all, I do wear basics on most days; I like wearing the little rompers, or onesies with a big t-shirt. I’m always curious to see what they’re going to do; it’s an ever-evolving brand. It started as kind of a niche brand [like Del Rey herself], and I feel like it’s grown into a thing where now my sister and my best friend Margaret [Jack Antonoff’s wife, one presumes?] are wearing it. All of a sudden you’re like, ‘Oh, you’re wearing Skims too,’ and you show up in the same outfit as you’re getting a coffee. It’s really kind of sweet.” If by “sweet” (also the name of one of her songs on Did You Know That There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd) what she means is: absolutely atrocious. For there is nothing more terrible, generic fashion-wise, than a world of women outfitted in Skims. 

    Except maybe a world of women outfitted in H&M. Which brings us back to 2012. Better known as the year Del Rey felt most comfortable being a shill. After all, everyone is obliged to be when they’re first starting out (even Madonna was no stranger to an early onslaught of ads, including ones for Mitsubishi and, of course, Pepsi). It helps not only get a still-unknown face “out there” for more audiences to see and “connect with” (if a “connection” can really be forged by wanting to look like someone who represents a false ideal), but it also helps secure one’s bag right from the get-go in case the fame game doesn’t endure. So secure it Del Rey did. Not just stopping at her H&M campaign (for which she sang a cover of “Blue Velvet” in a Lynchian-inspired commercial), but also continuing to lend her name for Jaguar’s F-Type that same year. “Burning Desire” was the song tailor-made for the accompanying commercial (which doesn’t look that dissimilar to the one for H&M, in terms of LDR standing on a red-curtained stage alone with a microphone looking “old-timey”).

    And so, here it bears noting that, when it comes to what she’ll shill, Del Rey has little discernment in how the products she touts affect the environment she claims to so love and care about (particularly on Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass’ “Paradise Is Very Fragile”). What with fast fashion and fossil fuel emissions being at the heart (no Valentine’s Day pun intended) of environmental fallout. Any such love was also tossed aside when she opted to wear that Shein dress that everyone immediately flocked to buy (because, whether it was Shein or not, it was still fast fashion-y enough to find a knockoff on Shein that quickly sold out afterward—call it the Del Rey advertisement effect). 

    Her latest advertising foray for Skims only adds to the damning proof of that. For it’s not exactly under the radar anymore that Skims’—an “American” company—production and manufacturing occur mainly in China and Turkey, where labor laws don’t exactly live up to the Skims promise that workers will be “ensured fair wages, safe environments and healthy working conditions.” What’s more, the company is just as (Gucci) guilty of greenwashing as the aforementioned H&M, insisting that its packaging is free of non-recyclable materials, as well as plastic. A closer look at the fine print indicates that’s bullshit. And sounds almost as fantastical as a world where the U.S. nominates a (non-conservative) woman for president. Though, at the rate that Kardashian’s clout has increased even more since ditching Ye (even though, at the outset of their relationship, he was responsible for increasing rather than detracting from that clout), she might have a far more successful run for the presidency than her ex-husband ever did. And it would probably be endorsed by Del Rey while wearing the Velvet Lace Teddy in Periwinkle Multi.

    Doing her part to help obfuscate the problematic nature of Skims and its fast fashion manufacturing processes, Del Rey’s “innocent” coquette air is played up by photography from Nadia Lee Cohen (half Israeli at a time when no one in the media wants to talk frankly about Israeli-Palestinian “relations”). No stranger to photographing Del Rey after the March 2023 issue of Interview…not to mention doing the photoshoot for Kim’s Interview cover for September 2022. Lending her by now signature tinge of 60s aesthetic style to the Skims x Lana shoot, the audience is ultimately enraptured by the photos themselves, rather than the products they’re meant to represent. And yes, it’s a lovely set of photos, in and of themselves. Begging the question: why does it also have to be about selling something? Why does Del Rey, a self-declared “simple” singer-songwriter feel obliged to peddle these wares at this late stage in her fame game anyway, when money has never been less relevant to or needed for her artistic pursuits?

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    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Kim Kardashian Makes No Apology For Using Climate Change As Part of Her Method for Selling More Shit That Will Contribute to Climate Change

    Kim Kardashian Makes No Apology For Using Climate Change As Part of Her Method for Selling More Shit That Will Contribute to Climate Change

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    Even though October is certainly the time to exhibit frights and horrors, perhaps nobody could have anticipated what Kim Kardashian had in store for Halloween. No stranger to the crass methods it takes to become a billionaire, the “star” has reached arguably a new low this year (apart from American Horror Story: Delicate) by promoting a particular product ahead of its release on October 31st. And while being a corporate slut is one of the “titles” she most proudly adheres to being, her latest shenanigan for promoting Skims takes the (probably gluten-free) cake with regard to grotesque and needless prostitution.

    The “ad” (or rather, filmed project designed to be posted on Instagram) in question begins at a computer in a beige office setting that throws it back to the days of corporate glory. Sitting in front of the desk is none other than a beigely dressed Kardashian, sporting, of course, her Skims nipple bra. But before our attention is drawn to that, Kim tonelessly lists off our current bleak reality: “The Earth’s temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking [did she mean melting?].” She then looks right into the camera and says, “And I’m not a scientist.” Standing up from her chair, she then gets to the point of what this is really all about: selling a bra with built-in nipples. That’s right, Kim, like all unwavering capitalists, ultimately believes that the decimation of the environment and its resulting effects can still be commodifiable. And tragically, it can be—and is, as Kardashian shows us in real time with this absurd commercial. Its absurdity is part of her defense mechanism in still being able to “get away with doing it.” She can position it as “absurdist art.” Or “corporate surrealism.” That latter term being what Grimes used to describe it. You know, Grimes—that well-known supporter of billionaire and corporate overlords (mostly via having some spawns with Elon Musk). She was quick to repost Kardashian’s video with the caption, “This is god tier performance art. Corporate surrealism at its finest.”

    The only thing is: it’s not surreal at all. It’s only too real. More accurately, it’s capitalist realism. This idea that corporations don’t want their customers (walking dollar signs, as far as they’re concerned) to bother with trying to make a change that could prevent the irrevocable damage to Mother Nature that will eventually signal the endangerment of humankind. They want people, instead, to “adapt” and “get used to” the situation. The best way to do that is to poke fun at it. Be “light-hearted” about it. Because what could possibly make one’s heart lighter than the thought of a raging wildfire or hurricane or tornado coming for them?

    Mark Fisher highlighted this tactic for keeping big business booming years ago. Indeed, being “anti-capitalist” has been in fashion since the 90s, with the surge of Gen X angst reflected in the styles of grunge and alternative music. Which was swiftly co-opted by companies like the Gap and Starbucks for increased profit. So sure, anyone “with principles” can talk shit about capitalism and its damaging effects as a means to feel better about themselves. Like they’re not actually part of or contributing to the problem. Capitalist propaganda helps ensure that talking about is “enough.” For, as Fisher noted, “…anti-capitalism is widely disseminated in capitalism. Time after time, the villain in Hollywood films will turn out to be the ‘evil corporation.’ Far from undermining capitalist realism, this gestural anti-capitalism actually reinforces it.” Emphasis on gestural. Because no one is actually going to do something that would infer anything beyond the “symbolic.” That would mean losing profit. And the only thing a capitalist hates more than a socialist is losing profit.

    Kardashian exemplifies this “self-awareness” method in her ad. As though to say, “I know the Earth is crumbling, but you should still buy my product because we’re all doomed anyway.” Walking away from the desk, Kim continues (clearly thinking she’s the cleverest and funniest girl in the world), “I do believe everyone can use their skillset to do their part.” She then approaches a projection screen with a presentation pointer to declare, “That’s why I’m introducing a brand-new bra with a built-in nipple.”

    Naturally, a diagram-esque image of said bra is displayed on the screen. But Kim knows that nobody is really focusing on that, so much as the product itself that she’s already modeling. As though she’s just come up with the solution for climate change (which everyone already knows: stop using fucking fossil fuels), Kim then chirps, “So no matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold.” She returns to the desk to lean back against it “sensually,” concluding, “Some days are hard, but…these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren’t going anywhere.”

    Being that Kim is no stranger to tone deafness (see: originally wanting to call Skims “Kimono,” North’s Friesian horses, her version of feeling “normal” during the pandemic, etc.), it wouldn’t be surprising if she genuinely had “no awareness” of the multi-layered effrontery provided by this little “PSA.” Not least of which is further normalizing the notion that people must simply learn to live with and “work around” the environment being fucked as a result of product shillers like her. And yeah, it’s very easy to be “blithe” about the whole thing in your advertising campaign when you know you have the privilege of money to insulate (no temperature pun intended) you from the inevitable fallout of climate change. But sooner or later, even the rich might find that money can’t buy them out of their environmental comeuppance.

    Oh and, by the way, Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) from Sex and the City was already pushing the “built-in” nipple trend in 2001, telling her trio of friends in “Baby, Talk Is Cheap,” “Nipples are huge right now. Open any magazine—it’s not that cold. They’re either tweaking or they’re wearing these.” She then holds up two small rubber nipples that she says someone sent her as a “promotional thing.” Clearly, not Kim Kardashian, who was still relegated to obscurity at the time, having just finished a stint working at an Encino clothing store called Body. But maybe she caught that SATC episode in 2001, and was “subliminally” inspired. One thing about the SATC nipples though: they take a lot less materials and packaging to manufacture and sell. But, obviously, Kardashian assuages any such concern for that/insists you can pat yourself on the back for being a consumer by including in her caption, “Skims is proud to donate ten percent of sales from our Skims Ultimate Nipple Bra, as a one-time donation [ha! one time] to @1percentftp—a global network with thousands of businesses and environmental organizations working together to support people and the planet.” To use a Valley girl phrase from someone who might shop at an Encino clothing store, “I’m so sure.”

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    Genna Rivieccio

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  • 16 Editor-Approved Deals from the Skims Black Friday Sale

    16 Editor-Approved Deals from the Skims Black Friday Sale

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    Major shopping holidays like Black Friday and Cyber Monday aren’t just lucky breaks to help us check off our holiday gifting lists for less. It’s also the rare occasion when never-on-sale brands finally hold can’t-miss sales. Skims, famously founded by Kim Kardashian, keeps its sales to a few, which makes its Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals all the more enticing.

    Starting today, avid Skims fans can save over 50 percent site-wide on several fan-favorite collections (some for the first time ever!) Highlights on majorly discounted include its line of plush Cozy collection, its ultra-flattering swimwear pieces, and its ever-so-complimenting shapewear during its bi-annual sale. Whether you’re a Skims rookie or it fills your entire top drawer, we’ve gathered 16 items that are a taste of what we (and many others) recommend to shop during Skims’ Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2022 sale.

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    Soft Lounge Long Sleeve Dress

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    New Vintage Super Cropped T-Shirt

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    Lace Pointelle Bralette

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    Utility Sport Track Pant

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    Cotton Plunge Bralette

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    Sculpting Mid Waist Brief

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    Fits Everybody High Neck Bodysuit

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    Cotton Jersey Underwire Bra

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    Sculpting Mid Waist Thong

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    Maternity Nursing Sculpting Bra

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