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  • The Funniest Christmas Movie Is Also the Most Honest About Why the Holidays Are So Hard

    Picking a favorite line from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is nearly impossible, so let’s just go with the one that struck me this year. Chevy Chase’s long-suffering Clark W. Griswold is grocery shopping with his sweet but repellent cousin-in-law Eddie, played by Randy Quaid. As they small-talk about work, Eddie asks, “Your company kill off all them people in India not long ago?” To which Clark replies, “No, we missed out on that one.” I’ve seen this movie easily dozens of times, and I’ve never before picked up on the casual horror of Eddie’s barely interested question or the way Clark reframes the slaughter as a missed opportunity. Next year, a different line will jump out at me. There’s a nearly endless supply.

    John Hughes’s Vacation films are unique in his oeuvre as a screenwriter, in that the jokes take priority over the plot; by the end of the movie, it’s hard to believe that this won’t happen all over again next Christmas, next Easter, or at Rusty’s and Audrey’s future weddings. Christmas Vacation is Hughes’s highest-octane entry in the series, the most dense with jokes; even the setups are funny (“It’s a storm sewer. If it fills with gas I pity the person who lights a match within fifty feet of it.”) Of course, many of Hughes’s movies have great bits, especially Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but in none of them is the fundamental fabric of the movie made from jokes, so many of which are delightfully wicked. Christmas Vacation landed in theaters during the holiday season of 1989. A year later, a far more sweet-hearted Hughes-scripted Christmas movie, Home Alone, would become one of the highest-grossing comedies ever, sending his work in a different direction. 

    Of the three 1980s Vacation movies, which also include the original Vacation and the 1985 sequel, European Vacation, the Christmas installment is the only one that isn’t directed by a known quantity. And yet to take nothing away from the great John Landis and Amy Heckerling, journeyman director Jeremiah Chechik does the best job in bringing all of Hughes’s gags to brilliant visual life. The movie’s comedic timing is chronometer-certified, the shot framing expert, every little detail perfect, from Cousin Eddie’s square-bottomed black dickie showing through his white V-neck sweater to the array of differently wrapped but identically shaped presents crowding the table in the office of Clark’s boss. Much more than in the first two Vacation movies, Chechik draws on the heightened visual slapstick of Warner Bros. Looney Tunes shorts, in everything from the whoosh of flame that annihilates Clark’s self-felled Christmas tree, to the cannon-fire impact of the runaway squirrel crashing into Julia Louis Dreyfus’ chest.  

    From left: Chase as Clark Griswold, Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

    Warner Bros./Courtesy Everett Collection

    Christmas Vacation has the best cast of the three original movies, but less appreciated is that it also represents an inflection point in the career of Chevy Chase. The SNL alum was on a good run, coming off of Fletch and Spies Like Us and a couple of Oscar hosting gigs, but his film career fell off a ladder after this movie thanks to a series of box-office flops and his unsuitability for manning a late-night desk As time continues to churn even recent history to oblivion, it’s increasingly clear that Chase owes any shot he has at immortality to John Hughes. Thanks to the enduring power of the TV holiday movie, Chase is likely to remain forever Clark W. Griswold, the last true family man, the guy who would cut a down-payment check he can’t cover to put in a backyard swimming pool in the mostly-cold Chicago suburbs as a Christmas surprise. 

    The role is easily the high watermark of Chase’s career, largely because he commits so completely to the bit and, at 45, retains the physical agility to pull off every pratfall. Also, evident for anyone looking closely or even not too closely, Clark Griswold — like many of Chase’s best characters — is kind of an asshole himself, and for all that Chase is able to find the character’s redeeming sweetness, the joy is mostly in watching him be a prick. The extremes to which Clark will go to try to make Christmas perfect for his family reveal betray near Walter White levels of self-delusion about his own selfishness, since virtually everything he does to make his family happy has nearly the opposite effect. Despite Clark’s protestations of just wanting a “good old-fashioned Griswold family Christmas,” in a parallel-world drama version of the movie, it’s no stretch to imagine him finally being forced to confess, “I did it for me.”  

    Never is that more apparent than in the central scene that establishes the deeply nostalgic emotional stakes of the movie, when Clark accidentally gets trapped in the attic for the morning and winds up entertaining himself with reel-to-reel movies of his childhood Christmases. The look on Chase’s face as he takes in the memories is priceless, a mix of emotion and excitement, the thrill of reliving the perfect moment from the gauzy past that he’s already spent half the movie trying and failing to resurrect in the present. It’s actually the emotional core of the entire series, the best explanation of who Clark Griswold really is and why he has been relentlessly torturing his family across the United States and Europe for all these years. 

    But it’s also this desire more than anything else that makes Christmas Vacation the best and most enduring of the series — more than any other time of year, the holidays bring with them that particular mix of nostalgia and expectation around family that makes them such a fulcrum of guilt, disappointment, and regret. Hughes’s script captures perfectly the collision between our desire for the holidays to conform to the rose-colored memories of the past and the unpleasant fact that, even during the holidays, people continue to be as stubbornly imperfect as they are during the rest of the year. Clark’s parents and his in-laws always fight, and they keep fighting right through Christmas. Cousin Eddie’s myopically bad decisions and misplaced priorities are his hallmark, and here they help get a cat killed while his dog destroys Clark’s house. Clark’s boss, Frank Shirley (Brian Doyle-Murray), is a miser — why is it any real surprise that he’s cut out Christmas bonuses without telling anyone? At nearly Clark’s lowest moment, when he finally admits to his father his true memories about his childhood holidays — far from the sentimentalized reel-to-reels, they “were always such a mess” — his father replies that he only got through “with a little help from Jack Daniels.”

    The truth is that for most people, these conflicted feelings around the holidays never get resolved on Christmas Eve in a Hollywood ending. Of course neither, really, do they for Clark. Let’s not forget that, despite the deliverance of his much-needed bonus (plus 20 percent!), this is still a movie whose last scene features the Chekhov’s-gas cloud explosion of that previously defiled storm sewer, which nearly blows Santa and his reindeer out of the sky and culminates in the singing of the national anthem led by the loopy family aunt. 

    Kevin Doughten is an editor and publishing executive based in Chicago.
     

    Julian Sancton

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  • The Cast of ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,’ Then and Now

    A look at what Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Grey and more have been doing in the years since the film was released in theaters on June 11, 1986.

    Kimberly Nordyke

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  • What’s In A Belittling Nickname? Andrew McCarthy’s Brats Seeks to Find Out

    What’s In A Belittling Nickname? Andrew McCarthy’s Brats Seeks to Find Out

    Oddly (or fortuitously) enough, Brats comes out at a time when the commentary surrounding both brats and rats has become very favorable. The former because of Charli XCX and the latter because of the “hot rodent boyfriend” trend. Each example giving a strong indication of how far pop culture has moved away from anything resembling the monoculture of the 1980s. And nothing was more monoculture-oriented in the teen world than the Brat Pack. Depending on who you ask, some will say the group was born out of The Breakfast Club. Others, St. Elmo’s Fire. Others still might argue it could have originated with Taps, starring Timothy Hutton, Tom Cruise and Sean Penn. In fact, Brat Packer/Brats filmmaker Andrew McCarthy calls Hutton (who also appears in the doc) the “godfather” of all the Brat Packers as he was the first young person to star in a movie that actually took young people seriously at the beginning of the 80s, specifically for his role as Conrad Jarrett in 1980’s Ordinary People. But the specific who and when of the group’s precise genesis isn’t as relevant as the June 1985 article that decided to corral all of them together into one blob and brand them with the name that would define them and their movies forever. 

    The consequences and aftermath of that branding is the subject McCarthy wishes to explore in his documentary, a companion piece to his 2021 autobiography, Brat: An 80s Story. And if titling his book as such didn’t give the indication he’s doing his best to reappropriate the name, then surely titling his movie Brats will drive the point home: he’s ready to take back the narrative. One created by a little-known (and still little-known) journalist/writer named David Blum. In a sense, it’s arguable that Blum was among the first writers to take offense over nepo babies having everything handed to them. Of their galling sense of privilege under the guise of having “earned their place” despite having an automatic leg up. After all, the piece was originally just supposed to be about Martin Sheen’s boy, Emilio Estevez. And yes, Nicolas Cage, Coppola progeny extraordinaire, is also called out in the article, which features the subtitle: “They’re Rob, Emilio, Sean, Tom, Judd and the rest—the young movie stars you can’t quite keep straight. But they’re already rich and famous. They’re what kids want to see and what kids want to be.”

    That condescending summation being a precursor to the idea that fame for fame’s sake (or at least the sake of partying like a VIP) was the thing to aspire to (in which case, the message has been received beyond anyone’s wildest imagination). Because it was true, with a single two-word phrase, Blum had effectively diminished these “young people’s” work to something totally unserious. And solely because they were young. It’s the oldest trick in the book: discredit or minimize someone’s talent or opinions because of their youth. (Granted, in the present, the youth is paying back “olds” with a vengeance by discrediting or minimizing anyone over twenty-five.) 

    Accordingly, Blum does come across as a curmudgeonly boomer begrudging youthful Gen Xers (and, in McCarthy’s case, Gen X-cusping—while actors like Nelson, Penn and Hutton are all actually classifiable as being in the baby boomer category) their moment in the spotlight. Though, incidentally, Blum was twenty-nine when he wrote the article and McCarthy was twenty-two. So not that vast of an age difference. And yet, even more than speaking to a matter of age discrepancy in terms of “reasons why” Blum came at them, it was a matter of class discrepancy. For it’s so obvious in the article—and now—that Blum is filled with contempt for ilk of this nature. You know, rich, hot people who seem to have no problems apart from which free, swag-filled event to slip into. And in this sense, one can’t help but side with him, for who among us ordinary mortals hasn’t been prone to such flare-ups of rage and jealousy when it comes to witnessing privilege in motion and wondering why we shouldn’t have it instead (or, in a more ideal world, in addition to)?

    Yet on the other, it’s not hard to sympathize with a Brat Pack “charter member” like Andrew McCarthy, clearly so shaken up by the unwanted “rebranding” of who he was all these years later. While some might deem this as a product of “snowflakeism” being chic, even among those who aren’t millennials and Gen Zers, it’s true what McCarthy says in the documentary: “Things that happen to us when we’re young, they’re really intense and they go deep. You know, had the same thing, Brat Pack, if the Brat Pack happened when we were forty, we would have gone like, ‘Whatever dude.’ You know, because you’re young, you just take it so personally because you’re not sure of yourself yet and so I think that article tapped into doubts and fears that we had about ourselves. ‘My God, are we maybe really undeserving of this?’”

    This fear, to a more legitimate extent, seems to be the exact reason so many nepo babies, finally forced to reconcile with their privilege (though not really), had a strong reaction to the New York Magazine (the same place where “Hollywood’s Brat Pack” was published in 1985) cover story published for the December 19, 2022–January 1, 2023 issue. Titled “Aww, look! She has her mother’s eyes. And agent. Extremely overanalyzing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom,” the article by Nate Jones solidified the derogatory term (originally tweeted by Meriem Derradji as “nepotism baby” in reference to Maude Apatow in February of 2022) as an ultimate takedown. Because only does everyone want to believe there’s a secret “easy way” that success is achieved (true, being born into the right family helps), they want to believe that not achieving it is through no fault of their own. They just didn’t get popped out of the right vagina. And now, the “poor” nepo babies have to go around living with the Scarlet “NB” forever, put in a place to constantly question whether they’re talented or just, to use a Buellerism, born under a “good” sign.

    At the time of the fever pitch over the term, certain nepo babies who wouldn’t otherwise have acknowledged their privilege came out of the woodwork to weigh in. This included Lily Allen, daughter of the increasingly lesser known Keith Allen. Her take? “The nepo babies y’all should be worrying about are the ones working for legal firms, the ones working for banks and the ones working in politics. If we’re talking about real world consequences and robbing people of opportunity. BUT that’s none of my business. And before you come at me for being a nepo baby myself, I will be the first to tell you that I literally deserve nothing.” The deflection and “self-effacing” approach being one way to minimize a backlash. Or there’s the Hailey Baldwin Bieber (a “double nepo baby”) approach: taking ownership of the “slur” by wearing it like a positive term on a t-shirt she sported around town during the first week of 2023 (when the NY Mag article was still fresh). 

    In fact, members of the Brat Pack probably look back and wish they had done something similar in order to “take back the narrative” when it was still fresh. But, as McCarthy points out, they were so young (Bieber was twenty-six when the nepo baby article came out and she chose to don that shirt in response) when it happened, that it was impossible not to be affected, not to take the unwanted branding seriously. McCarthy added, “If it didn’t touch something, you know, it’s that old saying, ‘If it gets you, you got it.’ If it didn’t touch some fear that we had harbored about ourselves, it wouldn’t have mattered, you know? Was it touching truth? It was touching fear, and fear is a powerful thing.”

    In a sense, by giving the term so much power, the group allowed the name to flourish. In short, they chose not to take the Madonna route after photos from her nude modeling days were published in Playboy and Penthouse (also in 1985, a big year for life-altering cover stories) by saying, “So what?” And with those two words, she steamrolled any attempts on the media’s part to end her career. Words, thus, only have the power or meaning that people give to them. Or, as Blum says to McCarthy during their first-ever meeting, “I just figured ‘sticks and stones.’” As in: “Stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.”

    But it’s clear that words can hurt in instances such as these, that they have the power to alter the trajectory of careers, therefore lives. Look at someone like Lindsay Lohan, who was ridiculed ad nauseam in the media for her drunken, drug-addled hijinks to the point where she became an irrevocable laughingstock in Hollywood (and, if we’re being honest, still is). However, there were certain sects in the media that sided with the Brat Pack at the time. In point of fact, the movie opens on an interviewer asking McCarthy, “Are we doing a disservice to you and the rest of the young group that, by calling you the Brat Pack and sort of putting in one group and stereotyping all of you as young actors who’ve made it now sort of control a lot of Hollywood…?” It’s here that McCarthy bursts out laughing, “Oh I wouldn’t say control… I think it’s easy to just group people together in any level. So it’s just an easier way to get a handle on people, but I think all of us are very different.” Sort of like The Breakfast Club itself. Which McCarthy wasn’t a part of.

    To be sure, one of the running jokes of Brats is asking different people who they think was in the Brat Pack and what movies are actually considered “Brat Pack movies.” Either everyone has a different answer, or no one knows for sure. Lea Thompson, now a mother to nepo babies Madelyn and Zoey Deutch, declares that she’s merely “Brat Pack-adjacent.” After all, she was in Back to the Future (some people considered Michael J. Fox classifiable in the Brat Pack category) and Some Kind of Wonderful (written by John Hughes, maker of Brat Packers, and directed by Howard Deutch, the Pretty in Pink director who would end up marrying Thompson in 1989). 

    It is also Thompson who points out that there’s a reason why this group of young actors was so impactful. For, in addition to bringing the collective youth sentiment to life onscreen at a time before social media existed to fill that void, Thompson posits, “I think we were at a very unique moment in history, and I boil it down to this: it was the first time you could hold a movie. And you could buy it. And you could put it in your thing and play it over and over again. And it was a very small part of time… It meant something more, it was physical.” And it was mostly the youth market buying these tangible items for their VCRs or record players (and yes, the soundtracks to these movies were just as important). Therefore, the young generation of that time connected with a specific set of people in a way that, say, Gen Z never will. Their lives are devoid of physical media in a way that further detaches them from the content they’re more mindlessly consuming. 

    So yes, to be a member of this as-of-yet-unnamed group in as late as May of 1985 held quite a lot of weight and influence. The kind that might start to go to even the most humble person’s head. And oh how they were humbled. For example, the fallout after the article resulted in many of the actors distancing themselves from one another (though McCarthy and Molly Ringwald, noticeably absent from the documentary, would go on to reteam for the inevitably panned Fresh Horses in 1988)—even if some of the best roles they were offered were in films co-starring their fellow Brat Packers. Estevez confirms this to McCarthy in the documentary when he admits that he backed out of an adaptation of Young Men With Unlimited Capital upon learning that McCarthy was potentially going to be cast as well.

    Rob Lowe was probably the least concerned out of everyone, or that’s how he comes across in Brats, informing McCarthy that there’s nothing but “goodwill” infused into the term. Now. The two also muse on one of their more ribald nights out, starting at Spago with Liza Minnelli and then ending up at Sammy Davis Jr.’s house—the only time, the pair notes, that the worlds of the Rat Pack and the Brat Pack meta-ly collided. Lowe adds to his reflection on that strange night, “When I think of the Brat Pack, I think of that night. Because stuff like that routinely happened. As it does, when you were in that moment. And you see that recycles every generation. With different people, different names and different places, but it’s the same story. Someone is having that moment. It can fuck you up, or it can be fun or it can be all of the above, but there are very few people that are ever in a place to go through that moment. And yet there are always people who will go through that moment every generation.” It seems the last time it really happened at full force though was with the consumption of “tabloid queens” like Paris, Nicole and Britney in the 2000s. 

    With regard to the absence of certain Brat Packers in the documentary, namely Ringwald, Judd Nelson and Anthony Michael Hall (who isn’t mentioned at any point), McCarthy fills in that space with hot takes on the unwanted epithet by such scholars/experts of social science meets pop culture as Malcolm Gladwell and Susannah Gora, who wrote 2010’s You Couldn’t Ignore Me If You Tried. It was Gora who said, upon the book’s release, “When [the Brat Pack article] first came out… these actors were stuck with that label. It was kind of a difficult and painful thing to deal with both personally and professionally.”

    As for Gladwell’s opinion on why the name endured, he insists it relates to encapsulating the generational transition in Hollywood that was going at that specific moment. And, what’s more, that paying attention to such a pop culture moment is “possible then in a way it’s not possible now… You can’t have a cultural touchstone that everyone in their twenties can refer to… Things have been fractured; we’ve gone from a relatively unified youth culture to a youth culture that looks like every other aspect of American society, which is everything’s all over the place. There’s no common denominator.” 

    And yet, among the many detailed explorations in Brats is the idea that America in the 80s was extremely fractured. But, to loosely quote Andrew Clark in The Breakfast Club, the country was just better at hiding it during that time (in part because there was no internet). Hence, bringing up the now all-too-common callout that John Hughes’ movies, ergo Brat Pack movies, were extremely white. But rather than chalking that up to Hughes being racist, Gladwell tells McCarthy, “He’s reflecting the way the world was in the 80s. You know, the Brown decision is ‘54, which is the legal end of educational segregation in this country, but the country just resegregates after that, just along kind of residential lines. So it, like, the reality of being a suburban, upper-middle-class suburban kid from outside Chicago in the 1980s is that there were, there was like one Black kid in your class. That’s the reality of it in that era… So we can watch those movies and be reminded that’s, that’s what America was.” From the perspective of the people with the privilege to tell stories in Hollywood. 

    In any case, McCarthy saves his pièce de résistance for the final minutes of the film: meeting David Blum for the first time. The writer who set all this trauma in motion. In truth, Blum himself reveals a certain kind of privilege that no writer today knows the security of: being on a contract with New York Magazine (instead of that other dreaded word: freelance) that required him to only write eight stories a year, complete with the perks of any paid airfare, paid hotels and paid meals required to write those stories. And, as he rehashes how the article came about, one can argue that it’s really Estevez’s fault for invoking the whole thing. For what was to be a simple feature article about him evolved when Estevez invited Blum out for a night on the town with him, Rob and Judd. 

    Observing them as though a fly on the wall, for no one was paying much attention to the “nobody writer,” Blum tells McCarthy that they were getting a lot of “special attention.” And he wasn’t. That clearly must have struck a nerve. He also makes mention of where the idea for the name first came from. Begging the question: is it actually Alan Richmond’s (of People) fault for “incepting” the idea of doing a play on the Rat Pack by calling him and a group of other journalists eating at a restaurant the Fat Pack?

    Through it all, Blum remains decidedly glib and defiant about the whole thing, reminding McCarthy, “There’s tradeoffs to being a celebrity. And some of it is you get whisked around the gate to get into the nightclub. These people wanted to be written about. These people agreed to talk to me. These people behaved the way they did. I’m doing my job as a journalist… It wasn’t meant to destroy or hurt anyone, but really just to define a group of people in a clever and interesting way.” But there’s the rub—why did Blum take it upon himself to “define” anyone? Because, as people need to be reminded all the time, that’s what writers do. They observe and, that’s right, define the world around them. That night, the world to be defined was the one orbited by Estevez, Lowe and Nelson. 

    While many wanted to push back on the impression that was given, in the original article, Blum has no trouble painting an all-too-accurate picture of the kind of male privilege that would have gone totally unchecked in 1985, regardless of being famous or not. But add fame and money into the mix, and there was an even more palpable air of “swagger.” So it is that the account of Estevez’s, Lowe’s and Nelson’s interactions with women were expectedly cringeworthy. And placed right in the first page of the article: “…by the time the blonde girl arrived, Rob Lowe had long since forgotten she was coming. He had turned back to the table, where his friends had once again lifted their bottles in a toast: for no reason, with no prompting, for what must have been the twentieth time of the night, the boys were about to clink bottles and unite in a private pact, a bond that could not be broken by all the pretty young girls in the room, or in the world, or even, perhaps, by the other, less famous young actors who shared the table with them as friends. As the bottles clinked, the boys cried together at the top of their lungs, “Na zdorovye!”—Russian for ‘good health,’ but really something else, a private signal among the three famous boys that only they understood.” A “secret handshake,” if you will, that only those on the inside of such a bubble of privilege could understand and appreciate. This extended even to “youth writers” of the time, like Jay McInerney, who was also invited out for evenings with Estevez and co. 

    It didn’t take long for Less Than Zero writer Bret Easton Ellis (also appearing to give his two cents in Brats) to enter the Brat Pack realm the same year the Blum article came out (two years later, he and McInerney would also suffer the blowback from the coining of that phrase by being dubbed as part of the “Literary Brat Pack”). In fact, as though to simply embrace both of their reputations for being “brats” by sheer non-virtue of being young and rich, Easton Ellis and his own article subject, Judd Nelson, decided to have a bit of fun trolling Tina Brown and Vanity Fair. After befriending Nelson, of whom Brown supposedly said, “I don’t like him”/“I want to bring him down a bit,” they decided to repitch the article, released in November of ‘85, as being about how the two visit the “hippest” places in L.A., eventually giving it the title, “Looking for Cool in L.A.” The troll? Easton Ellis and Nelson either deliberately went to the most “over” places they could name-check or made up locations altogether, namely “The Bud Club,” which could crop up anywhere in town depending on the night. Indeed, the entire article becomes centered on their quest to find out where it might be on that particular evening. The level of commitment to making readers believe it was real, along with all their other “advice” about where to go in L.A., is truly something to behold. By the time Brown caught on to the ruse, the article had already been published. Ellis never wrote for the magazine after that. 

    As for Blum, he continued his career in writing magazine articles (and even books), while Brat Packers started to fall off the radar as the 90s got underway. Ironically, the writer himself will never be known for anything else but coming up with that moniker. He, too, committed a form of seppuku on his career, taking a gamble on what he thought would elevate it instead of leaving it perhaps in a state of stagnation. Just as it was the case for many Brat Packers. Those on the periphery of it were, in fact, more likely to endure beyond the 80s. Sean Penn, for example, whose association with the “pack” even trickled over into his then wife’s life when she started hanging out with Sandra Bernhard and Jennifer Grey. That’s right, Madonna, Bernhard and Grey decided to call themselves the “Snatch Batch” after enough jaunts out on the town together. 

    With regard to Blum’s professional plateau, he admits to McCarthy that the article didn’t affect his career success as much as he thought it was going to. As he tells it, “I really thought I was going to be suddenly ushered into Tina Brown’s office [no, instead that was Bret Easton Ellis]. I’ve spent my whole, honestly, really, whole life—it comes up sooner or later with people I know. ‘You created the Brat Pack?’ I mean people just literally don’t know how to process that information.” He eventually concludes, “I hope it’s not the greatest thing I ever did. I really do.” The same way any Brat Packer might. 

    Though McCarthy pretends to make peace with Blum, as he’s walking out of the apartment, he asks, “But do you think you could’ve been nicer?” Blum laughs. McCarthy insists, “Seriously.” Blum replies, “It’s collateral damage, in my view, to making the point that here was a bunch of people that had become very famous and popular and I’m calling them the Brat Pack and here’s how I’m saying it.”

    This, clearly, isn’t what McCarthy wants to hear (i.e., closure not received), though he perks up at Blum’s casual admission to invoking collateral damage with the article. Either way, part of McCarthy’s subtle revenge seems to be filming Blum during this interview with his bare belly protruding out from the bottom of his shirt. Now forever immortalized just like the Brat Pack name. 

    Demi Moore, whose presence in the movie is possibly more surprising than Ringwald’s absence, is the one to distill the whole thing down to this: “And it actually wasn’t even about really any of us. It was about the person who wrote it. Trying to be clever and get their next job.” Apart from unwittingly speaking to how capitalism hurts us all, it’s also a very “celebrity way” to negate a writer’s work and worth. But perhaps it’s a fair trade considering how much he managed to denigrate theirs.

    Even so, rather than Brats being a “revenge of the Brat Packers” story, it is one of acceptance, of making peace with something. And, more than anything, projecting a new, more positive meaning onto it. Besides, no matter what they do, you’ll still see them as you want to see them—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Lisa Frankenstein: Mary Shelley With a (Tanning Bed) Shock of Heathers

    Lisa Frankenstein: Mary Shelley With a (Tanning Bed) Shock of Heathers

    For those seeking to dig up their long-buried romantic side, Lisa Frankenstein arrives at the perfect time: Valentine’s Day. And, although it was released during what was called the worst box office weekend for movies since Covid, one can only hope that the receipts will pick up (or at least stay the same) for screenwriter Diablo Cody’s latest signature offering in the coming weeks. Not to mention picking up for the sake of director Zelda Williams’ (yes, Robin Williams’ daughter) debut feature (having previously directed the short films, Shrimp and Kappa Kappa Die), who has just as much riding on the success of the film as Cody. Except that “success,” when applied to a movie like Lisa Frankenstein, can definitely not be measured in box office returns, so much as “finding its audience.” 

    When Cody hoped that would happen with 2009’s now-respected horror-comedy, Jennifer’s Body, it didn’t. And that was, in large part, due to some very poorly-executed marketing plans, ones that relied heavily on playing up Megan Fox’s “sexiness” rather than the actual story. While JB might have been maligned at the time (just as Lisa Frankenstein is now), Cody stated, “If people hadn’t rediscovered Jennifer’s Body, I would not have written Lisa Frankenstein. With that whole area, that genre, I kind of felt unwelcome in it, because I had flopped so hard on my last attempt.” Thank “God” those feelings went away, and Cody was able to bring us another campy “coming-of-rage” (as Lisa Frankenstein is called) tale that reworks Mary Shelley’s classic to the advantage of a teen girl in the “mad scientist” role. 

    Except, in true underlying discriminatory fashion, Lisa doesn’t create her monster through science (so much for a chem lab scene), but rather, by simple wishing…while tripped out on PCP-laced alcohol. From there, a Victorian-inspired dream sequence ensues (giving the likes of Yorgos Lanthimos and Michel Gondry a run for their money), featuring Lisa (Kathryn Newton) in a dress that reflects the 1800s period she’s flashing back to…minus the giant Pabst Blue Ribbon logo painted on the front of it. In fact, the hand-painted logo on that dress is what got costume designer Meagan McLaughlin the job. And it seemed to be the job of a lifetime in terms of getting to rework some of her favorite looks from the decade, which are overtly inspired by both Madonna and Winona Ryder (80s queens on opposite aesthetic spectrums, yet somehow two sides of the same coin, kind of like horror and comedy). 

    Considering that Cody was recently working on a script with Madonna for her since-shelved biopic, perhaps it’s fair to say that the pop star has remained on Cody’s brain—which undoubtedly shines through in this movie. McLaughlin (whose meticulous attention to detail on the wardrobe front cannot be underestimated) also admitted she was “obsessed with Madonna in 1984, and you don’t grow out of that obsession. [That’s why] there’s a hint of Madonna-esque Like a Virgin fashion in [the movie].” More than just a hint, mind you. Except Lisa appears mostly in black lace rather than white. As for the obvious Tim Burton flair of the film (including the house and neighborhood exteriors), it’s in large part because of how much Lisa reminds one of Ryder’s characters in Beetlejuice and Heathers, with McLaughlin adding, “Winona Ryder is a huge influence for me in that period, and we were absolutely inspired by her costumes in Beetlejuice and Heathers. I had taken a screenshot from Heathers of Winona in a gray top with a black skirt with suspenders, and that inspired one of Lisa’s looks…” 

    And if Lisa is Winona Ryder-inspired, then there’s no denying the Creature (Cole Sprouse) is heavily Johnny Depp-inspired. Particularly his Edward Scissorhands era (which also included Ryder). A mood board for the costumes looked not only to Buster Keaton, but, surely, also Depp in his early 90s movies. After all, 1989 was on the cusp of that decade, and it took until at least 1995 to fully shake an all-out 80s tinge that still lingered heavily in most people’s sartorial choices. And, talking of 1989, that was also the year Heathers was released in theaters and changed the landscape of teen movies forever. Particularly when it came to actually speaking candidly (and comically) on what it meant to be a teen girl. For the satirical purposes of Daniel Waters’ script, the murderous rage so many women at that age feel became literal as Veronica Sawyer (Ryder) becomes involved with a rebellious “James Dean type,” named, appropriately, J.D. (Christian Slater), who is willing to carry out the murders she otherwise wouldn’t. Hence, the indelible voiceover of Veronica saying, “Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.” Other absurdist lines delivered glibly include, “Great pâté, Mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral” and “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” (that one delivered by Heather Chandler, not Veronica). Lisa begins to deliver such outlandish lines in a similarly blasé manner. That’s all part of the genre. And so is the hormonally-driven lust of crushing hard over a boy. 

    For Lisa, the J.D. in her life turns out to be the Creature, who immediately becomes emotionally attached to his “maker,” defending her at all costs from anyone he sees affecting her negatively. At the top of that list is her new stepmother, the Nurse Ratched-esque Janet (Carla Gugino, relishing a villainous role as usual). Convinced she’s the source for all that is good and holy in Lisa and her father Dale’s (Joe Chrest) life, Janet has little patience for what she perceives as Lisa’s “acting out” ways. And it isn’t long before she makes it her mission to paint Lisa as “crazy” enough to be locked up, which would leave her with Dale and her own perfect cheerleader daughter, Taffy (Liza Soberano). 

    Surprisingly, though, Taffy is actually nice to Lisa, making it a point to treat her like a real sister, defending her from naysayers and taking her out to parties. Including the first “rager” of the year, where she encounters the “cerebral” (“He’s in a wheelchair?” Taffy asks in regard to that word) boy she’s been crushing on, Michael Trent (Henry Eikenberry). And also, unfortunately, his girlfriend, Tamara (Joey Harris). The latter being the Goth Lite that Lisa will soon outdo with her own theatrical aesthetics (ones clearly inspired by the bands she loves: Bauhaus, The Cure, Joy Division, etc.—the only nod to “goth” [before it got rebranded as “emo”] missing from that era is The Smiths). It’s Tamara that fucks her over with the old reverse psychology trap of handing her a cup, quickly retracting it and saying something to the effect of, “Silly me, I should’ve known better to than to think you knew how to party.” Lisa then takes the cup from her, not wanting to come across like a prude in front of Michael. She might have been better off upholding her “virginal” image, though, because the PCP is about to take her on a wild ride. 

    To that end, without her hallucinogenic journey, she not only wouldn’t have seen what an asshole her lab partner, Doug (Bryce Romero), is as he puts his hand on her chest after pretending he just wants to “help” her, but she also wouldn’t have been able to “astral project,” so to speak, to the Creature’s gravesite and work the “magic” that will set him free, liberate him from the ground. 

    “I wish I was with you,” Lisa tells the bust atop his gravestone while imagining herself in the bachelors’ graveyard. When that wish actually comes true (because apparently it’s as simple as “ask and you shall receive,” paired with a lightning bolt jolt), she explains to the Creature that what she really meant by that was she wanted to be dead, too (how very Lana Del Rey declaring, “I wish I was dead already”). Down there in the ground with him because the living are such assholes. Her bluntness prompts him to start crying, leading Lisa to the realization that she must do everything in her power so that he doesn’t cry again because his tears smell fouler than the corpse itself. And even when he starts to look more and more like a viable character from Less Than Zero, his stench still doesn’t go away. Such is the drawback of “building a boyfriend” out of a dead body. Or, as the various taglines go, “If you can’t meet your perfect boyfriend…make him,” “Dig up someone special” and “She’s slaying. He’s decaying” (side note: Cody was gunning for a tagline that went, “You always dismember your first”). Harsher critics of Lisa Frankenstein will accuse the movie itself of decaying from the very first scene. Indeed, less open-minded reviews have touted such scathing assessments in their titles as, “Lisa Frankenstein Will Make You Miss Tim Burton. A Lot.” or “Lisa Frankenstein: There’s nothing animated about this corpse comedy.”

     “Corpse comedy” being, in truth, a genre that really only Weekend at Bernie’s can lay claim to. “Zom-com” is, instead, the term that’s been bandied around to describe a film like this. And it also applies to 2013’s Warm Bodies, which riffs on Romeo and Juliet. In a sense, the Frankenstein story is a kind of Romeo and Juliet narrative…when the gender of the “Dr. Frankenstein” in the equation is swapped and the “monster” she’s created starts to fall in love with her. As for the “mechanism” used to keep bringing the Creature more and more to life (therefore, more and more “on her wavelength”—no crimped hair pun intended), Cody might have gotten some inspo from another 80s-loving movie: Hot Tub Time Machine. Sure, the tanning bed might not be a portal through the decades (like Back to the Future’s Delorean as well), but it’s an equally 80s-centric “luxury” that ends up being wielded for paranormal purposes. 

    With the boon of the tanning bed to bring a jolt of  life to his new limbs, the only obstacle for the Creature in securing Lisa’s love is the aforementioned Michael Trent, who reels the anti-heroine in with his compliments of her poetry (macabre, of course). He’s the editor-in-chief of the high school lit mag, after all, so he must have taste (in fact, his self-aggrandizement over that taste will come into play in a big way later on, when Lisa has the revelation that only he can have taste in “cool” things, not his girlfriend of the moment). Second to that, the Creature is dealing with just one more noticeable, er, deficit: he’s missing a few key parts. Namely, a hand, an ear and what some women would arguably call the most important appendage of all. Though Lisa assures him that’s actually the thing that least makes a man, well, a man. Nonetheless, that doesn’t stop her from admitting she no longer wants to be like a virgin. She wants to fuck, and soon. Especially with her and the Creature’s body count piling higher by the day (they’re sort of like Dexter Morgan in that they justify their killings by deeming their victims as “bad people”).

    Lisa knows it’s only a matter of time until the police come after her. Which feels like a full-circle moment considering her own mother was brutally killed by an ax murderer (a detail and flashback that seems like Cody’s nod to 80s slasher movies in general). Now she’s the one toting an ax around town, at one point trying to convince herself that she might be able to kill her own creation. But she could never—not just because he’s become both an extension of her and her best friend, but because they’ve obviously fallen in love somewhere along the distorted line between the land of the living and the land of the dead. 

    Starting with Lisa’s visits to Bachelor’s Grove cemetery, as a matter of fact. And while Victorians don’t actually seem to have a tradition of burying single men in their own special cemetery, there does happen to be a supposedly haunted graveyard called that in Illinois (that has nothing to do with a “bachelors only clientele,” mind you). Cody herself is from said state, specifically the Chicago suburb of Lemont. And, being that so many 80s movies are centered on suburban teen angst (thanks, in large part to Cody’s unwitting mentor, John Hughes, a fellow former suburban teen who spent his adolescence in the Chicago suburb of Northbrook), it’s evident Cody knows how to convey that in Lisa Frankenstein. And also, of course, Jennifer’s Body. In point of fact, Cody has said that she would like to think Lisa and Jennifer exist in the same cinematic universe (additionally mentioning her hope of rebooting the film as a TV series). 

    Sort of the way it seems, unspokenly, that all of John Hughes’ teen movies do. One of which, Weird Science, Cody cites as a particular influence on Lisa Frankenstein (though not Lisa Frank, who founded her company of the same name in 1979 and subsequently served as a school supplies-oriented mascot for a generation of girls). Indeed, the “revived” woman (actually created from a computer and a doll) in Weird Science was named Lisa. This being one of those quintessential 80s names for girls. And what’s even more quintessential about the 80s, as Cody reminds us, is that romantic devotion was revitalized to an almost Victorian extent (as manifested in the music of some of the aforementioned bands). 

    Accordingly, Lisa writes the Creature a “farewell” note that reads, “Death is temporary. I’ll love you forever.” To be sure, Lisa Frankenstein mirrors that level of wistfulness and romanticness (something Mary Shelley knew all about) for its entirety. The kind of romance we’ve, by now, been taught to mock or write off as being of the “Billy Bob and Angelina variety.” Intense to the point of vials of blood being involved. Or, in this case, limbs. Thus, the intensity of Lisa and the Creature’s bond is only further cemented when the latter cuts off a certain boy’s dick and has her sew it on his own Ken doll-esque area. Needless to say, it definitely helps that Lisa happens to be a skilled seamstress. 

    In the final moments of Lisa Frankenstein, the viewer is treated to the sight of a now-capable-of-speaking Creature reading aloud from a book of Percy Shelley’s poems (namely, “To Mary”) on a bench (in a manner that sort of mimics the bench-reading scene from Notting Hill). As he reads, a bandaged-up, undead Lisa rests “comfortably” on his lap. The Frankenstein roles have now reversed, in a fashion similar to what happens at the end of Frankenhooker (which, although released in 1990, very much smacks of the year it was actually filmed: 1989). Except that Lisa is no longer the one truly in control. Perhaps this is a subtle statement, on Cody’s part, about what happens when a woman falls in love: she ends up surrendering some (if not all) of her power. Unless the guy, like J.D. in Heathers, proves himself to be a complete twat and a girl has to take that power back, Veronica Sawyer-style.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Cameron Frye and Connor Roy: “My Old Man Pushes Me Around” No More!

    Cameron Frye and Connor Roy: “My Old Man Pushes Me Around” No More!

    Just as it is for the Roy family at large, for many viewers of Succession, Connor Roy (Alan Ruck) is pure background. It hasn’t really been until season four that he’s been permitted his moment to shine. To “take a stand,” as Ruck’s most famous character, Cameron Frye, would say. And it starts with episode two, “Rehearsal,” in which he displays the full extent of his vulnerability during a karaoke session. Not just because he opts to sing Leonard Cohen’s “Famous Blue Raincoat” but because, just as he did in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as Cameron, he decides to take a stand and defend it. And yes, singing Leonard Cohen at karaoke (even if only in a room as opposed to a more public stage) definitely counts among the ranks of taking a stand and defending it (regardless of Roman [Kieran Culkin] jibing, “This is Guantanamo-level shit”).

    It’s no coincidence that he should choose that particular song, either. Not with Cohen singing, “I hear that you’re building your little house deep in the desert/You’re living for nothing now, I hope you’re keeping some kind of record.” Lest one needs to be reminded, the early seasons of Succession find Connor living alone in the desert of New Mexico in his palatial palace. A cold place in a hot climate, where he still can’t seem to finagle something akin to love. Not even from his “girlfriend,” Willa (Justine Lupe), a call girl he pays to keep around. Eventually paying enough to make her want to be his full-time girlfriend. But back to the lyrics of “Famous Blue Raincoat,” also fitting for Connor’s sibling situation with the Cain and Abel allusion in the line, “And what can I tell you my brother, my killer?”

    Both Kendall (Jeremy Strong) and Roman have no need of killing their half-bro, however—for he’s so irrelevant to their patriarch, Logan Roy (Brian Cox), that wasting any energy on him would be wasting much-needed focus on “securing the position.” CEO of Waystar-Royco. Something that was never going to belong to “hapless” Connor, who spent three years of his childhood without seeing his father at all. “Attachment” isn’t exactly a thing between him and Logan, nor is it between Cameron and Morris, who never appears once in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off—merely looms large as a source of fear. Especially after Ferris (Matthew Broderick) gets Cam (“Con” also has a shortened version of his name) to take his dad’s Ferrari out for the day.

    Not one to be disagreeable, Cameron ultimately concedes to loaning out the car after several half-hearted attempts at protesting. Lying in bed genuinely sick (even if only in the head) as opposed to Ferris’ fake-out version of sickness, it’s clear Cam’s family doesn’t need to be played to in order for him to get out of school. They’re never around anyway. Least of all his father, off being the “provider” of the family, therefore excused from anything like involvement. Yes, it sounds a lot like Logan Roy. And Cameron, like Con, leads a privileged existence with the trade-off of never experiencing any emotional attachment or care whatsoever. With regard to “Con,” there’s one in every family, to be sure. Someone who never gets quite the same amount of attention or consideration. Whether because their personality is more demure or they don’t seem “special” enough to warrant as much care. Connor falls into both categories, with Shiv (Sarah Snook) in the Sloane Peterson (Mia Sara) role and Kendall and Roman trading off on being the overly arrogant Ferris Bueller (Roman obviously being more Ferris-y than Ken). A scene of Cameron stuffed in the back of the Ferrari that Ferris and Sloane are effectively using him for speaks volumes vis-à-vis this dynamic. The only time anyone bothers with Con is when they need him for something…so basically they never much bother with him.

    Sure, he’s there for “ceremonious” events like birthdays and family vacations, but, by and large, he’s out of the fold. Until season four rolls around and, suddenly, the “Rebel Alliance” that is Shiv, Kendall and Roman ends up prompting Con to say, “This is how it is, huh? The battle royale? Me and dad on one side, you guys on the other.” This after Willa has walked out on their wedding rehearsal dinner, leaving Con with no one to “turn to” for “comfort” but his so-called family. The trio of his siblings (all of whom show up late because Logan cut off their helicopter access) amounts to one giant Ferris Bueller, the narcissist in the dynamic constantly taking up space and demanding more from the Cameron/Connor of the outfit. Meanwhile, all Connor is asking for is a round of karaoke at Maru, one of many overpriced options within the parameters of Koreatown’s 32nd Street.

    Upon arriving to said location (under duress for most of them), Connor is quick to admit that he told Logan where they are, and he’s coming over to “talk things out”—presumably the deal that Shiv, Kendall and Roman want to fuck by asking for more money of Lukas Matsson (Alexander Skarsgård) in exchange for merging his streaming company, GoJo, with Waystar. In defense of himself, Connor replies to the sibling backlash, “My life isn’t filled with secrets like some people. And I want my father to be at my wedding.”

    To everyone’s surprise, though, Logan wants to make an “apology.” Or the closest he can get to one. But with all the hemming and hawing, Kendall is quick to redirect his father’s messaging by demanding, “What are you sorry for, Dad? Fucking ignoring Connor his whole life?” He later adds, “Having Connor’s mother locked up?” This being why Connor refers to the cake at his wedding as “loony cake.” A type of dessert he apparently associates with Victoria sponge cake and doesn’t care for at all because it was what was fed to him for a week after his mother was institutionalized. So yeah, even Kendall can take a moment here and there to stand up for his older brother and acknowledge that Con might have had a more emotionally bankrupt childhood than all of them.

    In that regard, his bid for normalcy is earnest when he declares to his brothers and sister, “I would like to sing one fucking song at karaoke because I’ve seen it in the movies and nobody ever wants to go.” Perhaps he saw it in a certain form in the movie that he co-starred in with Broderick, as the latter plays the titular character lip-syncing to Wayne Newton’s “Danke Schoen” and The Beatles’ “Twist and Shout” on a parade float in the middle of Chicago. Something Cameron nor Connor would ever do. Possibly because attention-seeking is a type of love-seeking. And that’s never been either character’s “game.” Though both slowly start to realize that maybe it should be. Even as Connor notes something as heart-wrenching to his siblings as, “The good thing about having a family that doesn’t love you is you learn to live without it… You’re all chasin’ after Dad saying, ‘Oh love me, please love me. I need love, I need attention.’ You’re needy love sponges, and I’m a plant that grows on rocks and lives off insects that die inside of me. If Willa doesn’t come back, that’s fine. ‘Cause I don’t need love. It’s like a superpower.”

    Cameron Frye knows that’s not entirely true. It’s also a curse that causes severe anxiety and depression, finally pushing him toward the revelation, “I’m bullshit. I put up with everything. My old man pushes me around…I never say anything! Well he’s not the problem, I’m the problem [cue a lawsuit against Taylor Swift]. I gotta take a stand. I gotta take a stand against him. I am not gonna sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m gonna take a stand. I’m gonna defend it. Right or wrong, I’m gonna defend it.” Something Connor must decide to do in “Connor’s Wedding,” easily the most landmark episode of Succession ever aired. And yet, as usual, just because his name is in the title doesn’t mean he gets the theoretical spotlight. No, this is all about his father. Just as it always is. The same geos for Cameron and Morris, inciting the former to finally lose it and kick the shit out of the Ferrari as he screams, “I’m so sick of his shit. I can’t stand him and I hate this goddamn car! Who do ya love? Who do ya love? You love a car!”

    To this, Logan Roy might placate, “I love you…but you are not serious people.” These are his final sentiments directed at his children. Though no one is aware of it until the next day, when Logan’s heart fails (ironically appropriate) while on a private jet to negotiate the deal again with Matsson…thanks to his own kids painting him in a corner to do so. It was the previous night at karaoke that Logan understood the scope of his disgust with them. For here he is, the affluent, distant father figure (like Cameron’s) being unclear what more his children could “take” or want from him after everything he’s already given. Back out on the street with his latest “right-hand woman,” Kerry (Zoe Winters), he clocks a homeless man digging through the trash and seethes, “Look at this prick. They should get out here. Some cunt doing the tin cans for his supper, take a sip of that medicine. This city…the rats are as fat as skunks. They hardly care to run anymore.” Obviously taking a swipe at his lazy, greedy children. Except for Con, who really just wants it all to be over. Unfortunately, it’s only just getting started now that Logan is dead. And as usual, Con is the last to know about it, gently informed by Kendall only to instantly reply, “Oh man, he never even liked me,” trying to smooth that statement over with, “I never got the chance to make him proud of me.”

    Of course, that was never going to happen. Because there is no “pleasing” a man like Logan or Morris. And Connor always getting the short end of the stick from his father reaches a poetic peak with him dying on Connor’s wedding day, casting a dark, attention-stealing pall over the event. All Con can finally assess about it to Willa is: “My father’s dead and I feel old.” Cameron probably would have said the same thing. And he, too, probably would have soon after carried out his intended plans for the day. After all, he’s not one to let his old man push him around anymore, especially not now that he’s dead. He’s going to take a stand (for “love”) and defend it. Right or wrong.

    That’s why, in the end, he goes through with the wedding, not bothering to join his three half-siblings as they go to deal with their father’s body and make a statement to the press. In this sense, Connor has always been the freest, learning long ago not to bother chasing down the love of a patriarch who was incapable of it. Perhaps learning that from the person he was in another life: Cameron Frye. Meanwhile, Connor’s siblings will continue to volley for Logan’s invisible favor in not-so-subtle ways even after he’s gone.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Home Alone 2: New York’s Nothing But Fun on Borrowed Dough… Until It Runs Out

    Home Alone 2: New York’s Nothing But Fun on Borrowed Dough… Until It Runs Out

    Among the many “reassessments” of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, complete with its implausible representation of realistic geographic proximity, one that hasn’t really been called out is the idea that everyone “hearts” New York when Daddy’s credit card is still working. In fact, the only reason Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) doesn’t immediately despise NYC is because he “just happened” (thanks to the careful plot device curation of John Hughes) to need some batteries for his Talkboy. The batteries, of course, being located in his dad Peter’s (John Heard) man bag that Kevin ends up holding onto in the midst of getting on the wrong flight. And what else would Peter keep in there but his fully-loaded wallet? Here it bears bringing up that while everyone likes to meme about Peter McCallister being rich—because how else could he afford a house like that and all those vacations with so many mouths to feed?—the McCallister family is decidedly middle-class by 90s standards. The family only seems “rich” in the present because it’s impossible for most people to keep their head above water in this post-capitalist society still clinging to Empire “ideals” of capitalism. That said, money and exuding the appearance of wealth was arguably more important in the 90s—and easier to carry off for “average” people.

    Not to mention faux rich ones like none other than Donald Trump himself, who illustriously cameos at the twenty-six-minute-forty-five-second mark to give Kevin the oh-so-difficult-to-discern information that the lobby is “down the hall and to the left.” And yes, it’s a wonder Trump could manage to complete that scant amount of dialogue without biffing it. The reason for his appearance stemmed from buying The Plaza Hotel in 1988 for 407 million dollars (of money borrowed from banks—because Trump is the epitome of the “American dream”… being secured through shady means and fake money). It didn’t take long for Trump’s lack of business acumen (despite cultivating a reputation to the contrary) to show up in the form of renovating and operating the hotel at a considerable loss… specifically 600 million dollars’ worth of loss by 1992, the very year that Home Alone 2: Lost in New York would come out. Yet Trump, forever concerned with appearances, still had the gall to appear in the movie as The Plaza’s “owner” despite already negotiating a prepackaged bankruptcy deal with his conglomerate of bank creditors, ultimately “led” by Citibank. One that was arranged in November, the very month of the Home Alone sequel’s release. How poetic indeed.

    So it is that Trump’s appearance in the movie is emblematic of a larger truth about America in general and New York City specifically: it’s never about actually having money, so much as radiating the illusion that you do (see also: Anna Delvey). Kevin, too, embodies this with his confidence, the very word giving birth to “con,” which means both to win someone’s confidence and to have the confidence to believe in one’s own lies. As Kevin does when he approaches the front desk at the hotel with a whole backstory ready to provide that allows him to rather seamlessly use the credit card that will secure him so much ephemeral fun on this impromptu Christmas vacation. Sure, “Concierge” a.k.a. Mr. Hector (Tim Curry) is overtly suspicious because he’s probably jealous he never came up with such a scheme when he was younger, but suspicion alone is not enough to make one turn away potential income for their place of business. Proving, as always, that money—even the fake money known as credit—talks.

    Until, of course, it’s reported as stolen. A revelation that brings a Grinch-esque smile to Mr. Hector’s face because, like most broke asses, he gets his jollies from reining in those who might enjoy themselves thanks to money they didn’t earn. It’s from this moment (at approximately the forty-three-minute mark in the movie when the word “STOLEN” flashes on The Plaza’s machine after Mr. Hector does a check on it) forward when Kevin starts to understand just how much New York actually blows without money at one’s disposal. And sure, there have been many attempts, via various localized “free event” websites, to help people delude themselves into believing they can have a good time with little to no disposable income, but, after a while, you’re just that sad poor person who’s clearly only at the place in question because something about it was free or cheap (relatively speaking).

    To intensify the reality that having no money in New York is fucking bleak, Kevin then comes face-to-face with the notorious Pigeon Lady. She, too, has deluded herself into believing that the best things in life are free in the “greatest” city in the world, showing Kevin that you can be cultured even without money by taking him to the attic (where other discarded things are kept) in Carnegie Hall and declaring, “I’ve heard the world’s great music from here. Ella Fitzgerald, Count Basie, Frank Sinatra, Luciano Pavarotti.”

    But, as any insolvent person living in NY has found out, the loopholes to enjoy “free” activities have become increasingly few and far between. To boot, you’re never going to be “seen” without scores of dough, even if only on credit. That’s why the Pigeon Lady tells Kevin, “People pass me in the street, they see me, but they try to ignore me. They prefer I wasn’t part of their city.” And why? Because she’s moneyless “riffraff.” Might as well be dead if you’re broke—that’s the takeaway New York imparts on those who can’t manage “the grind.” Those who do find more “under the table” ways to survive are, in turn, met with fear and vitriol, as indicated by Kevin’s telling reactions to the prostitutes and deranged homeless people orbiting the periphery of Central Park (for, again, this was a period in NY history that was seedier, and far less sanitized than it is now, especially by Central Park).

    In the years since this movie was released, even “alternate methods” of moneymaking in the “big city” have become progressively impossible. So it is that in the past couple of decades, the “I ‘Heart’ NY” slogan has given way to “I Can’t Afford to ‘Heart’ NY.” Neither could Kevin, in the end. For the conclusion of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is for his dad to unearth the amount Kevin charged to his room at The Plaza—a whopping (even now) $967.43 (ballooned to that price by the addition of a $239.43 gratuity). So sure, New York is all fun and wonderment on Daddy’s dime. Until, inevitably, Daddy cuts off the purse strings. For even he’s too broke for New York.

    Ironically enough, the movie’s beloved screenwriter, John Hughes, would end up dying in Manhattan. While taking a morning stroll on West 55th Street… just a stone’s throw to The Plaza. Perhaps he came across an obscene price point somewhere along the way that contributed to his heart attack, and made him realize that even when you’re rich, living in New York is financially untenable. Particularly when considering what one gets in return for all their payments (including the emotional ones).

    Genna Rivieccio

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