Tag: Jenna Lyons

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From afar, we’re fabulous. But up close, we’re a total mess.” Bingo, Jessel. On this episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, Jessel’s birthday party forces the group to come back together after the debacle out east. While Ubah and Racquel bond, Erin feels like her friendship with Jenna is fading…all thanks to Brynn.

Sai and her hubby, David, are out shopping for their garden in hopes of saving money on organic groceries.  Sai got a new house upstate two years ago where her family spends summers and weekends… and what’s a country home without a garden?! 

Sai talks about her aunt coming to visit and states this aunt is more like a mom to her.  Speaking of her mother, Sai has decided to get her mom’s ashes out of the box and honor her in a way that she deserves.  After much therapy, Sai has chosen now to handle her mother’s death, since she is in a more peaceful place. Sai thinks she will put her mom in an urn and take her upstate, but her husband’s plan is better.  He suggests Sai take some of the ashes and plant them with a tree to honor her memory.

Pavit is rocking his AI glasses and Jessel interrupts his working to talk about planning her birthday party. The theme of this party is Clueless, and Pavit is clueless about this movie, since he has never seen it. Jessel always wanted Cher’s glamorous life, and so she will be rocking different looks from the movie throughout the party. Jessel rattles off the things she has to do and Pavit does little to nothing to assist.

Jenna is realizing her son is leaving the nest soon and so she has decided to busy herself with work.  She is now a chief editor at large for Coveteur, an online fashion magazine, and she is thrilled to be back in the photo shoot aspect of fashion.  Jenna wears many hats, job-wise, but it’s nice to see her shining in this role.

Racquel pays a visit to Ubah’s home in hopes of getting to know each other a little better.  Ubah shows off some paintings that she has done and Racquel calls her an artist.  In Racquel’s opinion, there is “no bad art.” Ubah talks about the American flag painting she did and the freedom that this country has.  America is a land of opportunity in Ubah’s eyes. 

Ubah goes on to share how her modeling career began in Canada before she broke into New York. It was particularly hard to model back then because, as Ubah explains, every agent had only one black girl.  Racquel and Ubah bond over how modeling gave them tough skin.

Then the subject changes to the Hamptons. Ubah talks about how condescending Brynn is, especially when Brynn told Ubah she could be edited as an angry black woman.  Ubah feels like Brynn was manipulating her and setting her up.  Ubah is not ready to have that conversation with Brynn, despite Racquel’s best efforts.

Upstate, we get a glimpse into Sai’s home, which she has been renovating.  Sai is there now with her entire family, including her aunt and the ashes of her mother.  The plan is to scatter the ashes and plant a tree so that Sai can be with her mother outdoors in nature, the place she loved best.  Sai relies on her aunt to open the ashes and put the ashes (with her bare hands) into the dirt hole. It’s a wild experience holding the ashes and they burn some sage as they pay tribute to Sai’s mom. In a lighter moment, everyone laughs when they realize Sai’s aunt is wiping her ashy hands on everyone. 

Jessel rolls up to Alice and Olivia with Erin and Brynn.  After some shopping, Erin talks about how Sai and Jenna seem like they are besties all of a sudden. Erin is going through such a hard time and yet Jenna has not reached out to her one time.  Erin does not like how Jenna has time to hang out with Sai, who at one point told “all of NYC” that she hated Jenna, yet cannot pick up the phone to check on Erin.

Brynn claims that Ubah has been “crazy.” She goes on to mock Ubah, which is not a good look.  Brynn feels like Sai needs to apologize to her, as well, and refers to Sai as a “miserable troll that lives under the Brooklyn Bridge.”

It’s the day of Jessel’s Clueless party and she cannot wait for all of her outfit changes.  Jenna dressed as Cher’s dad is everything and she really leans into this role.  She’s got the (big) fake cell phone glued to her ear and is serving everyone paperwork based on actions from the season thus far. 

Jessel says that Pavit has not shared a plan for her actual birthday.  According to Pavit, he hates Hallmark holidays, but alas, a birthday is a birth day, so he really should step up for his wife.

Brynn sits with Jenna and gives big mean girl vibes as she hates on Jessel’s looks and calls the party a production. Brynn also threatens Jenna about her new forming friendships and warns her to be careful of Sai. As Erin watches them from afar, she tells Sai that Jenna “annoys the f*ck out of her.”  Erin is noticing that Jenna is not an actual friend to her and so, Erin is no longer interested in having a friendship with Jenna. Ubah joins Erin and Sai as they discuss the friendship that is not reciprocated.

Brynn seems to be on everyone’s list, even Rebecca’s.  She is weirded out by Brynn pressuring her to drink and Brynn refers to her as a “buzz kill-boner killer” who is so boring.  I guess it’s a good thing that Brynn is leaving the party early for a spray tan.  Yep.  You read that right.  Jessel is less than pleased by this move.

I have to assume Abe had one too many Mezcals since he has decided to insert himself right in the middle of the Jenna/Erin situation.  He mentions some “unresolved tension” between the ladies and Jenna is surprised and perplexed by this notion.  Jenna refuses to break character as she discusses this with Abe- she holds tight to that damn phone…

In the meantime, Erin, I-Don’t-Care-About-Jenna-But-I-Won’t-Stop-Talking-About-Our-Changed-Friendship, continues to tell the group that she just feels differently about Jenna.  Racquel wonders why Erin is not telling his to Jenna directly.

Jenna makes her way over to Erin and outright asks if she is ok.  Although Erin claims that she is fine, she goes on to say that she does not want to be close to Jenna anymore. Erin says it was a rough year and she was hoping Jenna would have reciprocated the kindness and friendship she extended to her over the past year.   

Erin feels like Brynn essentially ruined her friendship with Jenna by embellishing stories (hello, Uber!) and she is disappointed in Jenna for believing Brynn’s versions of events.   Erin believes that Brynn was getting jealous of her friendship with Jenna, noticed that Jenna was gaining popularity, and saw an opportunity to break up Jenna and Erin’s friendship.  That’s Erin’s side.  Jenna admits that she’s not the best with the phone, but after realizing how needy Erin seems to be, she will be a better friend, which is all Erin wanted.  Now, can someone tell me why out of all of Jessel’s outfit changes, not one looked like it came from the movie Clueless?!? 

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A Shabbat dinner, a prank gone wrong, and yet another moment of drama NOT captured on camera.  Just your average episode of The Real Housewives of New York City.  As the Hamptons trip continues, Racquel opens up more to the group as tension builds between Ubah and Brynn.

The women arrive at a tennis club in South Hampton via Sprinter van, but alas, this ride does not cause chaos the way it does on RHOSLC. Erin flirts with the tennis instructor, while Jenna and Ubah act as the spectators. We learn just how un-athletic this group is and after what seems like only 7 seconds, the ladies plop down for a photo shoot.  Sai sits next to Jenna, clearly avoiding and ignoring Brynn.  Brynn feels like her fight or flight instinct is starting to kick in after the pile up on her this morning.

In the meantime, Racquel talks about her French last name and explains the origin of it.  Racquel has no relationship with her father and states that once, when she was 11, she actually tried calling him, but a woman answered the phone. Her father called back, telling her never to call him again.  Yet, when she was 12, she was invited to his Thanksgiving dinner that ended with Racquel promising she should never contact her father again. She decided after that night, she would change her last name.  Racquel went down the family line with her mom and they settled on Chevremont. What a story!

Racquel embraces Brynn and they bond over the hole in their soul. Brynn feels like their stories are very similar and she connects with Racquel on a deeper level.

On the way back to the house, they decide to FaceTime Erin’s father to tell him they are planning a Shabbat dinner.  Because of all the planning that is needed, the group splits up.   When Erin finds Brynn in her room, Brynn explains that she is ready to go home.  Sai and Ubah are frustrated with her, so Erin promises to support Brynn because she remembers how it felt to be ganged up on. 

Evidently, Erin’s pep talk did not resonate enough with Brynn because she also tells Jenna that she plans to go home.  Brynn wonders what she did to make Ubah and Sai so mad: I mean, Ubah went as far as calling Brynn a snake.  Brynn calls the whole ordeal “an energy suck,” but she decides making some pavlova with Jenna will keep her mind off it all. Jenna promises Brynn that she can wear all of her diamonds if she stays and Brynn agrees.  They have a very Pretty Woman moment in the kitchen and Brynn seems cured-do these diamonds have healing powers?

As some of the ladies begin cooking, Sai, Ubah, and Jessel head to the supermarket. After guessing the price of eggs, Jessel explains that she is paying $1,000 a month to keep her frozen eggs in Beverly Hills.  That’s 90210 for you, baby!  Jessel goes on to state that paying for a surrogate would add another $250k to her bill. This number sure perked Sai up as she promises to carry Jessel’s babies for that price tag.  Ubah begs Jessel to get pregnant with her, but Pavit is still on the fence. He feels overwhelmed having two at once, but if Jessel gets rid of those embryos, that’s it for their family. It’s very finite.

Back at the house, Racquel is on grill duty while the rest of the crew preps in the kitchen…well, everyone except Brynn who went up for a nap.  Typical.  Once Brynn is awake, Erin lets her in on an idea she has for a prank.  Because Erin is so tired of hearing Jenna say the word “pavlova,” she decides that she will stick a fake cockroach in it. Mature.

Despite planning for an 8 pm dinner, the girls sit down at 9:14. Jenna rocks a latex blouse and explains that she used to have a decent amount of latex a few years ago.  Um, what? When Jenna was 27, she dated a guy who wrote an article about all the sex clubs in NY.  She actually went to a full-on sex dungeon and the things that Jenna saw that night are incredibly insane.

Ubah finally arrives to the dinner table and Erin then does a quick prayer for the wine and the bread. Rebecca is there to help Erin has she stumbles over a few words, which leads Erin to wonder how Rebecca can have two opposing religions: Judaism and Scientology.  Erin goes on to talk about embracing the chaos within the group and how they should just love each other.

As they chow down on the home cooked meal, they play Never Have I Ever. This gets some laughs out of the group and we learn that Erin would flash people for a free taxi. After a few rounds, Jenna gets up to finish her pavlova and Erin excuses herself to get the fake roach ready.  The master plan ensues as the women dig into the pavlova and the suspense begins: who will find the roach first? Jessel spots it on her plate and Ubah runs off, sick to her stomach.  When Sai runs to her aid, she finds a puking Ubah, which then causes Sai to get sick, causing a lovely chain reaction of barf all because of a plastic roach.  Thanks, Erin. You and Brynn can take your high fives and shove ‘em.

The next morning, a private chef comes to make some breakfast for the group. It’s interesting how much food there is this trip around at Erin’s house, huh? Rebecca talks about how she breastfed her last child until he was 3-omg- and Jenna discusses how she wanted her engagement to be low profile, however, the massive diamond ring on her finger says otherwise. 

When the ladies jab Rebecca for still being in her jammies at breakfast, despite having two suitcases full of luggage, Brynn decides to coach Rebecca, on camera.  Brynn must’ve forgotten that the cameras were up because telling someone how to play the Housewives game while filming is not a good look.

Before Ubah sits down, she hugs Brynn, reminding the group that they love each other no matter what.  Brynn promises to not cut Ubah off when she is talking, but ironically cuts her off to say that, which prompts Ubah to spiral.  Ubah claims that every time she is out of alignment, it’s because of Brynn.  Ubah further states that she doesn’t get mad at people unless they mean something to her.

Erin interjects to let the group know that last night, Erin pulled Ubah aside to remind her that she loves Brynn.  Cool- yet ANOTHER example of the drama happening off camera and not getting captured. According to Erin and Ubah, Brynn goes over to Ubah, strokes her face, and claims that she doesn’t want Ubah to come off as “an angry black woman” so that Ubah’s boyfriend will marry her.  Oh man- we needed Andy and a camera!!! Very interesting that it appears as though Brynn is trying to control what people say on this show- first with Rebecca, and now with Ubah.

Ubah doesn’t like being told how to behave and states that she doesn’t want to get mad at Brynn, but Brynn is very condescending.  Brynn wants them all to come from a place of respect, but Ubah explains that Brynn isn’t called the disrespectful names until she is condescending to her. A dangerous cycle, if you will. 

Brynn does not appreciate Ubah mocking her and Brynn states she “doesn’t really care” about saying her side at this point.  Brynn feels as if Ubah is playing into the stereotype and she “convinced that there is nothing upstairs” with Ubah. Brynn gets upset and reminds them all that she doesn’t have to take BS from anyone.  Guess it couldn’t be a goodbye South Hamptons breakfast without someone telling the group to “shut the f*ck up…”

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