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  • A Game Winner. – Philadelphia Sports Nation

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    CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — The Harvard football team played Penn Nov. 14, 2015.

    College Football tends to deliver you a little of everything. Sometimes you get games like the ninety-point win for Idaho State vs. the Lincoln Oaklanders including a forty-two point second quarter. Sometimes — it’s much, much closer. 

    For the Penn Football team on Saturday playing at Stonehill — going up 21–7 in the second quarter that including a 69-yard pass from Liam O’Brien to Jared Richardson in the first quarter — seemed secure.

    But like the Eagles Game on Sunday afternoon — no lead is safe. After a 63-yard Julien Stokes punt return for a score helping to put Penn up 21–7 — Stonehill stormed back — scoring two touchdowns in the second half. Penn then got the football back with 5:32 left in the fourth quarter and then went on a drive of seven-plays and thirty five to setup the game-winning field goal.

    And then it was time to send out the freshman kicker. But not just any freshman kicker. 

    Mason Walters came to the University of Pennsylvania with quite a resume. Having played high school football at Valor Christian High School where his team advanced to the (2024 5A Colorado State Semifinals.) Walters was a (5A Colorado 1st-Team All-State Selection) and is a record-holder in single-game program records for both the farthest field goal and 2nd-farthest field goal (55 and 51 yards respectively). He also made a FG in fourteen consecutive contests.

    And the outcome you ask? A 24–21 win for Penn, of course with nine seconds remaining. Perhaps the Los Angeles Rams would be interested?

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  • Federal judge overturns Trump’s Harvard funding freeze

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    BOSTON — A federal judge has ruled that the Trump administration’s move to freeze $2.2 billion in research funding for Harvard University was unconstitutional.

    The ruling issued Wednesday by U.S. District Judge Allison D. Burroughs in Boston said the funding freeze amounted to “retaliation, unconstitutional conditions, and unconstitutional coercion” against the Ivy League school for refusing to yield to the White House’s “ideologically motivated” policy demands.


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  • I Thought Taking A Class Taught By Hillary Clinton Would Be Empowering. I Was Wrong.

    I Thought Taking A Class Taught By Hillary Clinton Would Be Empowering. I Was Wrong.

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    From my aisle seat, I was well positioned to access the lecture microphone. Just beyond it stood Hillary Clinton. It’s too bad I was only able to ask her one question the entire semester I spent in her course.

    Last fall I learned that Clinton would be teaching a class at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. I did not hesitate to apply — and neither did 1,200 other students.

    My application essays were impassioned. I was certain Clinton’s five decades of public service would enrich my own leadership ambitions. I had imagined that spending two hours each week with a former senator, secretary of state, first lady and presidential nominee would embolden me in new ways. Unfortunately, my idealistic hopes got the best of me.

    Clinton’s course, titled “Inside the Situation Room” and co-taught with SIPA’s Dean Keren Yarhi-Milo, promised students an opportunity to understand the key factors that underpin a nation’s most crucial decisions.

    “But what is her class really like?” my peers often asked me.

    Well, the thing is, it wasn’t really a class — it was a production.

    On my first day, I expected to enter a classroom with 30 other students, which would be typical of classes in my program. Instead, I approached a swarm of several hundred. Next to them was a sea of cameras belonging to journalists from various major outlets. Just to their right, I spotted Secret Service personnel whispering into their radios. It was only 11:30 a.m. — our lecture didn’t begin until 2:10 p.m.

    Perhaps the enormous class size was to be expected. It was, arguably, an equitable decision made to meet the high demand from students across a diversity of programs, all of whom hoped to learn from the same distinguished political figure. Unfortunately, our shared enthusiasm was leveraged to what felt like the detriment of our own learning experience.

    Every Wednesday for 12 consecutive weeks, I sacrificed my lunch break to queue alongside 350 equally eager students for the chance at scoring a front-row seat. The third week of class, I overheard one classmate say he felt as if he was “waiting for a celebrity concert ticket.” He mused: “I wonder if I can sleep here tonight so I can get up front and ask my question tomorrow.”

    On our first day of class, after making it past the Secret Service agents, we settled in for a much-anticipated two hours with the onetime presidential nominee. But the class abruptly ended half an hour early — and continued to do so every week. Only a handful of students were given time to ask their prepared questions.

    Why did we lose a quarter of our scheduled class time? The crew filming each session needed time to disassemble their equipment. I’m not surprised; it’s an elaborate setup. Rumor has it that next year the same class will be offered, but instead of in-person lectures with Clinton each week, students will be offered the videos of our class via a platform called Columbia+, which sounds to me more like a streaming service than a scholarly site.

    Together in class and on tape, we acted much like an audience at a late-night talk show, distracted by the cameras and yet immersed in the vanity of the production. We followed an unspoken script where we were both active and passive at once — expected to laugh at certain anecdotes, but not encouraged to raise our hands.

    It’s no secret that celebrity professors are thought to be great for universities. A recognizable name and an impressive pedigree like Clinton’s attract valuable attention, bringing in students, donors, funding and opportunities for new institutions, like Clinton’s recently launched Institute of Global Politics at SIPA.

    But these benefits come with a cost.

    Week after week, hour-long lines wrapped around the lobby of the lecture hall, as students employed aggressive strategies to secure near-microphone seats for what became known as “the Hunger Games Q&A.” Subjecting ourselves to this wait was unavoidable if we had any hope of asking even one question during the semester. (Rachel Szala, associate dean for communications and external relations at SIPA, told HuffPost in an email: “Secretary Clinton and Dean Yarhi-Milo held open Q&A for at least 20 minutes at the end of each class. Student questions were not pre-screened and students were allowed to ask more than one question over the course of the semester, even if they had previously asked a question … During the first class after Oct. 7, they offered twice as long as normal (40 minutes) for questions on the conflict or any other topic students wanted to discuss. And in the last class, Q&A was over an hour.” Despite what Szala says, I will note we were told at almost every lecture that “if you have already asked a question, you are not allowed to ask another one.”)

    Twice, Clinton didn’t appear in class. “The secretary couldn’t make it this week,” Yarhi-Milo told us, as if we should expect to pay for a Broadway show only to watch the understudy.

    When Clinton was present on stage, students were eager to delve into current events and voice their opinions. However, when sensitive topics arose, the discourse was often neutralized and students were referred to panels and events outside the lecture hall for answers.

    Bitterness inside the classroom grew as the war in the Middle East evolved. Clinton faced walkouts, sit-ins and, on several occasions, fierce vocal backlash in response to her often bland answers to conflict-related questions.

    When several dozen students planned a mid-lecture walkout in protest of Columbia’s response to doxxing incidents on campus, Yarhi-Milo responded by expressing her shared frustrations. One student yelled back: “Then do better!”

    There are no doubt considerable challenges that come with attempting to educate hundreds of students about global conflicts unfolding in real time — especially in a classroom where every word is being recorded. The efforts to ease tensions made by the university and those overseeing the class should be commended. But relying on future roundtables to address students’ grievances, while reducing class time so the course can be digitally documented, comes as a disappointment.

    I do not fault Clinton for these issues. Her expertise in the situation room has enriched the academic experience for many SIPA students. Perhaps the most enthralling moments were thanks to the many guests who shared the stage with Clinton during the semester, including Peter Clement, a former deputy director of the CIA, and David Miliband, a former foreign secretary of the U.K. Parliament.

    The author (right) posing a question to Clinton (on stage left), Maria Ressa (on stage center) and Yarhi-Milo (on stage right) at Columbia University in 2023.

    Courtesy of Cate Twining-Ward

    The day I fought for the mic and secured it, I was able to ask my question to Clinton, Yarhi-Milo and Nobel Peace Prize winner and journalist Maria Ressa. After introducing myself and disclosing that I hold different citizenships and grew up around the world, I explained that I’ve experienced rejection based solely on my nationality when working as a journalist in other countries.

    I noted that I understood and in many cases agreed with the sentiment behind this rejection, given that the media is often saturated with Western narratives and journalists who are telling stories about places they are not from and may not know well. However, I continued, in places where there is extreme censorship and citizens cannot tell their own stories, how can journalists ethically tell stories on their behalf?

    Clinton nodded reassuringly as I spoke, and Ressa smiled. She then said that whoever declined my work on the basis of citizenship was not worth my time. Integrity of facts is crucial, Ressa said, adding that as long as “you’re honest,” every journalist is unique and “that alone makes you qualified to tell stories.”

    Clinton’s own unique stories were perhaps the most valuable part of the class. Her recollection of advising President Barack Obama during the killing of Osama bin Laden, and her accounts of the time she spent with Russian President Vladimir Putin in his bunker, are anecdotes I couldn’t get from any other professor teaching at SIPA.

    Despite this, Clinton’s course has provoked many students in a time of heightened tensions. It has also made me question Columbia’s institutional priorities and its ability to effectively address sensitive issues with integrity — trade-offs that seem to benefit the university’s image at the expense of its students. It’s not right for the school to commodify their students, turning them into audience members and then often receding to the ivory tower when the conversation gets uncomfortable.

    I am also discouraged that neither Clinton nor the dean attended a single weekly discussion section, let alone read the assignments we poured hours of work into writing. Instead, these duties were handed off to the teachers assigned to lead the discussion groups. Similarly, office hours, a common resource provided by professors for the benefit of students, were not offered by Clinton — a disservice to hardworking students, and it could have been easily implemented, whether on zoom or in person. Regardless of their titles, backgrounds or schedules, professors should be held accountable for cutting corners.

    Just before our final lecture of the semester, I asked several of my classmates if they would recommend the course to other students. Their responses were mixed. One particularly positive student said: “It’s not about what I learned, it’s the fact that I can put a class taught by Hillary Clinton on my resume … That’s the value. But I could have learned everything just from reading her memoir.”

    Our last class, held on Wednesday, was supposed to be dedicated to answering student questions. However, two days before the class, we were told that only 20 minutes would be allocated to live questions. The rest of the time, we learned, would feature Clinton and Yarhi-Milo reading aloud selected questions that we were instructed to email ahead of time. Of the hundreds submitted — which covered a range of international foreign policy issues — Hillary Clinton’s final question to the dean was: “What’s your favorite Taylor Swift song and why?”

    The course has tremendous potential. But if the university chooses to offer it again in person, there is a lot of work to be done to ensure students experience the scholastic rigor they expect, instead of what was, for all intents and purposes, academic theater.

    Note: A representative for Clinton did not immediately return HuffPost’s request for comment. HuffPost compiled additional germane points from SIPA associate dean Szala’s aforementioned email and includes them below.

    Given the high demand for the course, the course was filmed for educational purposes so that we may offer it online and make it accessible to a wider group of students both inside and outside of ColumbiaCourses of this size (at Columbia and elsewhere) are always a frontal lecture format, which does not include Q&A from the students. In this case, the professors chose to modify the format to allow for Q&A in every class […]

    In courses of this size, office hours are typically provided by section leaders. In this case there were 15 sections led by Ph.D. experts in the field. Having section leaders hold smaller discussion sections and grade papers is a universal operating procedure for lectures of this size. This is done so that the maximum number of students can engage in material presented by a professor, while ensuring that students receive hands-on instruction and consistency in grading over the duration of the course […]

    Both Secretary Clinton and Dean Yarhi-Milo have been adamant about the need for difficult conversations that challenge individual assumptions, and this is part of what they modeled in class […]

    In addition to answering student questions live each class, both have engaged in programming outside of class on current issues of global policy, including the war in Gaza.

    The author told HuffPost she stands by her essay.

    Cate Twining-Ward is a 2023 SIPA Environmental Fellow at Columbia University and studies environmental science and policy at the Columbia Climate School and School of International and Public Affairs. Previously she worked at the United Nations and as a senior correspondent for Planet Forward, an environmental journalism organization.

    Do you have a compelling personal story you’d like to see published on HuffPost? Find out what we’re looking for here and send us a pitch.

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  • Cornell Cancels Classes After Gun Scare, Antisemitic Threats

    Cornell Cancels Classes After Gun Scare, Antisemitic Threats

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    Cornell University has announced the cancellation of all classes on Friday, citing the “extraordinary stress” that its New York campus has experienced in recent weeks. This includes violent threats against its Jewish community and an unfounded weapons sighting.

    Friday will serve as a “community day,” a spokesperson for the Ithaca school confirmed the decision to HuffPost following its announcement to students Wednesday.

    “No classes will be held, and faculty and staff will be excused from work, except for employees who provide essential services,” university officials said in an email to students, which was obtained by the school paper, The Cornell Sun.

    Students are seen walking at Cornell University in Ithaca, New York. The school announced that all classes will be canceled on Friday for a “community day.”

    “We hope that everyone will use this restorative time to take care of yourselves and reflect on how we can nurture the kind of caring, mutually supportive community that we all value,” the letter continued.

    The decision follows a volatile few weeks since war broke out last month between Hamas and Israel, sparking a global rise in antisemitic incidents, according to the Anti-Defamation League.

    At Cornell, a 21-year-old junior was arrested Tuesday for allegedly posting threats to kill or injure another using interstate communications.

    Patrick Dai allegedly threatened to “shoot up” the school’s Center for Jewish Living, prompting an increase in police security as the FBI assisted with investigating the threats.

    A New York State Police Department cruiser is parked in front of Cornell University's Center for Jewish Living on Monday.
    A New York State Police Department cruiser is parked in front of Cornell University’s Center for Jewish Living on Monday.

    The following day, campus police said someone reported seeing a male carrying a handgun on campus, triggering a public safety alert. The sighting was ultimately determined to be unsubstantiated.

    “Even though it was unsubstantiated, it adds to the stress we are all feeling,” University President Martha E. Pollack said in a public letter Wednesday.

    The letter listed ways that the school expects to work to make its community more inclusive and safe. These efforts will include new policies that will prohibit doxxing and strengthen its support services to those that are doxxed, she said.

    Last month, a right-wing activist group drove a box truck around Harvard University’s campus showing photos of students linked to a political statement that expressed support for Palestinians and criticized the Israeli government.

    Not all of the students identified personally backed the statement, however. Several CEOs regardless called for Harvard to publicly identify all students who are members of the school organizations that issued the statements, so their companies could decline to hire them.

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  • The Supreme Court’s Admissions Ruling Mainly Affects Selective Colleges. They’re a Tiny Slice of Higher Ed.

    The Supreme Court’s Admissions Ruling Mainly Affects Selective Colleges. They’re a Tiny Slice of Higher Ed.

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    The lawsuits that ultimately led to the Supreme Court’s long-awaited decision on race-conscious admissions centered on two colleges where most prospective students who apply won’t get in.

    At the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, just two in 10 applicants were admitted for the fall of 2021, according to the most recent federal data. The odds of enrolling at Harvard were even slimmer: The Ivy League institution had an admission rate of 4 percent.

    Institutions like them — selective enough to need to use race as a factor in admissions to diversify their student bodies — have garnered outsize attention in the long-running debate over affirmative action’s role in higher education. That’s in part because the road to high-level positions in government and industry often includes a stop at a highly selective institution. One example: Five out of six living U.S. presidents earned undergraduate degrees at colleges that admit less than 15 percent of applicants.

    Still, in the landscape of colleges and universities, highly selective institutions are far outnumbered by those with much higher acceptance rates. Most students never participate in an admissions process that considers race in the manner of UNC and Harvard. Although it’s hard to say definitively which colleges use race in some way when making admissions decisions, selectivity is a useful lens through which to view the practice’s real reach, as the following data visualization shows.

    Methodology

    This analysis considered more than 3,000 degree-granting institutions in the United States that participate in the Title IV student-aid program. The percentages by race include the total minus students who identified as nonresidents or of unknown race. “Underrepresented minority” is the sum of students who are American Indian/Alaska Native, Black, Hispanic, Native Hawaiian/Pacific Islander, and two or more races. Only institutions that received more than 50 applications for first-time, first-year students for 2021-22 and had 150 or more undergraduates in the fall of 2021 are included. The percentages may not add up to 100 percent because of rounding.

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  • Things To Never Say To An Eagles Fan

    Things To Never Say To An Eagles Fan

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    If you’ve ever had the misfortune of being acquainted with a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan, then you know that it is highly inadvisable to say any of the following things.

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    “Stop, you’re destroying my store!”

    “Stop, you’re destroying my store!”

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    Once Eagles fans have started vandalizing property, it’s best to evacuate to safety.

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    “You can’t park here, this is my living room.”

    “You can’t park here, this is my living room.”

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    Sounds like loser talk.

    “I can DD tonight.”

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    No need. They’re fine with drinking and driving.

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    “Please stop hitting me.”

    “Please stop hitting me.”

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    You asked for it now, jabroni!

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    “I bet you can’t turn over my car and set it on fire.”

    “I bet you can’t turn over my car and set it on fire.”

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    This is exactly how you get your car to be turned over and set on fire.

    “Good game.”

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    Sportsmanship is seen as a sign of weakness in Philadelphia.

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    “Free drinks on the house!”

    “Free drinks on the house!”

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    This will not end well.

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    “​It’s amazing to have two Black quarterbacks in the Super Bowl, even if yours is so much worse.”

    “​It’s amazing to have two Black quarterbacks in the Super Bowl, even if yours is so much worse.”

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    Hopefully, they’ll just focus on the racial milestone.

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    “Your secondary doesn’t have the hybrid skillsets required to counter the Chief’s 12 and 13 personnel RPO scheme.”

    “Your secondary doesn’t have the hybrid skillsets required to counter the Chief’s 12 and 13 personnel RPO scheme.”

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    Football analysis that doesn’t center around “grit” and “winning mentality” will surely send any Eagles fan into a rage.

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    “My name is Tom Brady, and I defeated your team at the 2005 Super Bowl.”

    “My name is Tom Brady, and I defeated your team at the 2005 Super Bowl.”

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    This might understandably make them upset.

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    “No one on the Eagles is good enough to get a concussion.”

    “No one on the Eagles is good enough to get a concussion.”

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    Heavily-concussed Eagles fans would beg to differ.

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    “Flags go up poles all the time, I’m not impressed when you do it.”

    “Flags go up poles all the time, I’m not impressed when you do it.”

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    It’s best not to disrespect Eagles fans’ ability to climb a pole when their team wins.

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    “Do you murder the other teams’ fans before or after the game?”

    “Do you murder the other teams’ fans before or after the game?”

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    They like to keep it a surprise.

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    “Sport is a sociocultural placeholder for the tribalistic catharsis that globalization has taken from us.”

    “Sport is a sociocultural placeholder for the tribalistic catharsis that globalization has taken from us.”

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    Well look at la-di-da Mr. Ivy League over here talking about a globalization jawn.

    “Jawn.”

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    No one in Philadelphia ever actually says jawn. It’s all a big conspiracy.

    17 / 20

    “Regardless of who wins, I’m just happy to watch the game with you.”

    “Regardless of who wins, I’m just happy to watch the game with you.”

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    Pussy!

    18 / 20

    “Win or lose, you’ll still be living in Philly when the Super Bowl’s over.”

    “Win or lose, you’ll still be living in Philly when the Super Bowl’s over.”

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    Best not to remind them.

    19 / 20

    You’ve Made It This Far…

    You’ve Made It This Far…

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