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  • A Real Miniature Christmas Tree for the Gnomes

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    Forget the birds, this sweet little mushroom tree is for the gnomes! I made this miniature tree with glass mushrooms, an outdoor conifer, and a plant pot made out of a tiny bucket. It is meant to be kept outdoors in the garden with the garden gnomes.

    I’ve been obsessed with miniatures, and I know I’m not the only one. It seems everyone is enchanted by the ordinary turned small and adorable.

    I originally made this mushroom tree many years ago, and it remains one of the cutest Christmas crafts I’ve done. While I originally made it around the holidays, it’s one of those projects that can carry on all year-round, depending on how you style it.

    Let’s get crafty!

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    This plant is only six inches tall!

    How to Make a Miniature Christmas Tree With Mushroom Ornaments

    This one is a super simple craft, so it’s easy to do with the little ones, make in mass to give as Christmas gifts, or for a quick crafting afternoon with the girls!

    Materials

    *Some of the following links may be affiliates, while others are not. Either way, the links will take you to where you can find the materials used for this project. 

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    Miniature plants need to be watered often, as the soil can’t hold much moisture.

    Make It!

    The first step is to create some drainage in the plant pot. I’ve used a tiny white metal bucket sold as a set of three. It was purchased from a wedding supply shop as it’s meant as a wedding favour. It is also a perfect plant pot to fit a small one-inch nursery pot!

    Add drainage to the pot by using a hammer and nail to simply poke some holes into the bottom of the pot. I did three holes to make sure that there was plenty of drainage in my rainy winter climate. Then put the plastic nursery pot inside the white bucket, and your tree is ready to be decorated.

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    Drainage holes are important for any potted plant.

    Decorating the gnome Christmas tree is as simple as decorating a regular Christmas tree. Well, in fact, it’s much easier because this tree is teeny-tiny.

    First, wind a length of red and white baker’s twine around the tree.

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    Tinsel ribbon would also look super cute!

    Then add the mushroom ornaments by using the pin attached to the bottom of the mushroom and pushing it through the tree.

    Add some reindeer moss to the bottom of the tree to hide the soil.

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    Feel free to adorn with other small miniatures.

    Set the miniature tree out in the garden so that the garden gnomes have something festive for the holiday season.

    While this mushroom tree is the perfect size to go along with garden gnomes, I have to admit I didn’t actually have any garden gnomes! Thinking quickly, I made a few with twigs and a little bit of paint. And I came up with a brilliant way of making the pointy hats (If I do say so myself). You can see how to make these twiggy gnomes in this post.

    More Holiday-Inspired Mini Projects

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    Stephanie Rose

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  • Short Baldur’s Gate 3 Players Can’t Properly Kiss Their Loves

    Short Baldur’s Gate 3 Players Can’t Properly Kiss Their Loves

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    Baldur’s Gate 3 lets you romance a plethora of in-game characters. You can kiss them up in preparation for some tantalizing sex, but if you’re a short king or queen, then it appears you skip first base and get right to the second.

    Larian Studios has made it clear that every character is horny. You can flirt with humans, demons, elves, and even bears—if it’s fuckable, it’s probably lovable, meaning you can cuddle up to nearlyanyone you put the work into. But the developers maybe weren’t prepared for how height differences play a role in smooching and coitus. And a Baldur’s Gate 3 player revealed just how, um, interesting a kiss looks when you’re pint-sized and your partner isn’t.

    Read More: Baldur’s Gate 3 Has Everything: Polyamory, Bear Fucking, Blood Sacrifice

    Kissing in Baldur’s Gate 3 is hard when you’re tiny

    Jesse Vitelli, an associate editor at gaming publication Prima Games, tweeted on August 11 an image of their Gnome character attempting a kiss in-game.

    “My gnome can’t even kiss my love because he’s too short,” Vitelli said. “This is the kissing animation. This is NOT Short King Summer.”

    Gnomes are a race known for being fast and smart. They’re also one of the shortest races in the entire Dungeons & Dragons franchise at about 3 feet, 5.5 inches in height, second only to the Haflings that stand at roughly 3 feet tall. Vitelli’s love, the Tiefling Karlach, is anywhere from 5 feet, 6 inches to 6 feet, 2 inches tall. So, when Vitelli’s Gnome goes in for a kiss, instead of their lips locking in sensual romance, it looks like the Gnome is going down on the horned Karlach. I’m sure that wasn’t intended, but it happened and I’m dead.

    In a direct message with Kotaku, Vitelli said his Rizzard (a portmanteau of “rizz” and “wizard” that he came up with because his Gnome was “trying to fall in love with multiple characters”) did kiss the High Half-Elf Shadowheart once but broke that budding relationship off when he saw the Tiefling Karlach.

    “Karlach and I banged,” Vitelli said “The scene itself was fine except it was very funny to see my little Gnome’s butt be tiny [next to] Karlach and this giant demon lady.”

    Kotaku reached out to Larian Studios for comment.

    Read More: Baldur’s Gate 3 Is One Of 2023’s Best Games, Don’t Turn It Into A Weapon

    At any rate, Baldur’s Gate 3 has taken the internet by storm. Not only has it become the highest-rated game on Metacritic, but it’s also got so many players on Steam that it nearly beat Hogwarts Legacy’s concurrent player count. Not everything is perfect. The studio is currently working on over 1,000 fixes, with mid-game character customization also coming down the pipeline. Still, Baldur’s Gate 3 is a shining beacon in the often troubled state of game development, even if some are using it to spark cyclical arguments.

     

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    Levi Winslow

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