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  • If You Can Explain It, You’re Better Than Most

    The internet has no shortage of weird. Every scroll, there’s another photo that makes you stop and ask, “What exactly am I looking at?”

    Some of these moments might actually have an explanation if you squint hard enough or put on your inner detective hat. Others? Not a chance. They are just odd little slices of life that defy logic and leave you scratching your head.

    No one can explain the masculine urge to steal the Burger King sign to display in your front yard. When obviously there’s no BK there -.-

    Ryder

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  • Phone Memes That Are Relatable To Pretty Much Everyone On Earth

    Ah, cell phones.

    They run our lives now: maps, music, group chats, camera, alarm clocks, whatever — you can’t escape.

    Sometimes it’s better, sometimes it’s… worse.

    Either way, the struggles are universal. So here’s a fresh scroll of painfully relatable phone memes for literally all of us.

    But first, a fun Norm MacDonald bit I love:

    Ty

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  • Daily Evening Randomness by Hendy

    “The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization”

    Architecture is all around us… it’s part of the rhythm of everyday life. If you’re lucky, you might find yourself surrounded by some of the most breathtaking examples in the world.

    I’ll never fully understand how humanity has managed to create structures so massive yet so beautiful, but that’s alright. I’m just here to marvel at them.. even the small ones. It’s truly incredible.

    Welcome to Daily Evening Randomness, a nightcap at theCHIVE where we unwind for the night under a random theme. Tonight, we’re looking at architecture & Design.

    Hendy

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  • The New iPhone 17’s Out, And So Are The Jokes

    First off, I don’t stand anywhere on the iPhone versus Android phone debate.

    I still use a BlackBerry Curve 9300 from 2007. It has no internet or email, but I 85% of the time I pull it out in public, someone says, “oh shit! A BlackBerry!”

    Apple’s new iPhone 17 is now widely available across the US and Canada, which has given X users enough time to make jokes about it.

    Again, I’m non-partisan here — I just like to laugh.

    It seems phone users (both Apple and Android) are complaining about how easy the phone gets scratched, it’s $1,099 starting price point, and how similar it is to past models.

    Regardless, I’m just here for the jokes:

    Ty

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  • Brandon Tanev Headshot Season Is Back, so We’ve Got Every Chaotic Pic from His NHL Career

    Brandon Tanev is a left winger for the Utah Mammoth. The veteran has played in the NHL for about 10 years now, and is known for his high-energy, speed, and tenacity. His style of play has even earned him the nickname; ‘Turbo.’

    Tanev has also gained social media notoriety throughout his career for his interesting and intense team headshots.

    Whether it’s the early years where he looks like a cast member of Dazed and Confused, or the more recent seasons when he’s just seeing ghosts. Nobody does it like Brandon Tanev. Enjoy!

    Zach

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  • You Know You Love the Hunnies & Funnies

    Welcome to The Hunnies & Funnies! This week’s post is dedicated to a Chiver named ‘Jon2mimic’, who reads the H&F every weekend over breakfast with a friend.

    This one’s to you, hope breakfast is particularly amazing this time around. Happy Saturday & Enjoy!

    Hendy

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  • Daily Evening Randomness by Hendy

    “The freedom of the open road is seductive, serendipitous and absolutely liberating.”

    Is there anything more quintessentially American than a classic road trip? Packing up the trunk, filling the tank, and just hitting the open road. The bathroom breaks, the greasy spoon diners, the endless stretch of highway, it’s all part of the charm.

    Growing up in Canada, the road trip ritual always included a stop at Timmies, whether or not it was the best coffee around didn’t matter, it was tradition.

    Welcome to Daily Evening Randomness, where we wind down for the evening under whatever random theme we’ve chosen that night. Tonight? The Great American Road Trip.

    Buckle Up!

    Hendy

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  • We’re All Guilty One Way or Another

    Guilt doesn’t always mean something heavy, it’s often the small, silly stuff we all do without thinking… like buying things from Target that we absolutely don’t need.

    Maybe you pretended not to hear someone calling your name, left a near-empty carton in the fridge, or hit snooze one too many times. These little moments of universal guilt connect us more than we admit. Nobody’s perfect, and honestly, nobody’s trying to be.

    This gallery is a playful nod to the harmless habits, white lies, and guilty pleasures that make us human – even the funny excuses we use to get out of the sticky situations.

    So before you start feeling bad about the cookie you stole or the text you ignored, remember this: we are all guilty in our own way, and that’s what makes life funny.

    Ryder

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  • Daily Evening Randomness by Hendy

    If you can remember anything about the 60s, you weren’t really there.”

    Welcome to the second ‘Daily Evening Randomness By Hendy,’ where each night we do a little ‘nightcap post’ that follows whatever random theme we’ve chosen for the evening.

    I’m not sure what it is about the 60s, but I’ve always been fascinated by it. The fashion, the music, the lack of social media leaving people feeling awful all of the time… you know, little things.

    Tonights ‘Daily Evening Randomness‘ is dedicated to the 1960s. So, pour yourself a drink, maybe throw on a record, and enjoy some old photos of a time we’ll never see again!

    Hendy

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  • Daily Evening Randomness by Hendy

    The internet doesn’t stop just because the sun goes down.

    Welcome to ‘Daily Evening Randomness By Hendy,’ a place where we can wind down, have a laugh, and enjoy whatever random sh!t I threw together for that particular evening.

    When John called me about this idea, I happened to be at an airport bar in Leeds, nearing the end of a pint of something that I wished was Guinness, but wasn’t.

    “Can I make one about Guinness?” I said.

    “Hendy, make it about whatever the f**k you want, just make it good, and add ‘By Hendy’ to the title for the first couple of days. That way, you have to own it.” John replied.

    So, here we are. I’m making this first post while plugged into my laptop at a pub in Dublin. This post will be different every evening, but this evening, it’s about John and I’s mutual love for Irish Pubs.

    Welcome & Enjoy!

    Hendy

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  • A Couple Memes for Couples

    Relationships are equal parts love, laughter, chaos, and compromise – like accepting he may just wear his best joggers on the most important day of your relationship.

    Whether it’s trying to decide what to eat for dinner, juggling kids and responsibilities, or just collapsing on the couch after a long day, couples know the routine all too well.

    These memes capture the highs, the lows, and the “oh, that’s us” moments of everyday partnership. From marriage jokes to parenting chaos to the kind of tired only a couple can understand, it is all here.

    Love might be patient and kind, but it is also messy, sarcastic, and sometimes brutally honest. And that’s what makes it fun.

    Ryder

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  • TOP COMMENTS: Better Late Than Never! (50 Photos)

    Firstly, apologies for the delay.

    Top Comments are BACK! I’ve noticed all of the comments (funny enough) talking about this, and I knew that it needed to be sorted ASAP.

    It’s late here in Dublin, but that doesn’t matter, the people needed top comments, and so top comments they shall get! ENJOY!

    PS. It’s my first go at this, so please, be gentle…ish.

    Hendy

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