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  • (Re)Branded: There’s Not Much Country Gold in Them Thar Notes, But Beyoncé Has Made It Impossible Not to Be Called A White Supremacist If You Don’t Bow to Cowboy Carter

    (Re)Branded: There’s Not Much Country Gold in Them Thar Notes, But Beyoncé Has Made It Impossible Not to Be Called A White Supremacist If You Don’t Bow to Cowboy Carter

    For a long time, there was nothing “too political” in Beyoncé’s oeuvre. She went about the business of singing her songs that usually pertained to being cheated on and/or being hopelessly devoted and in love. Then 2016 rolled around and something within fully activated. Something that began in 2013, with a track like “Flawless.” Even if most of the political elements were delivered by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. But then, that’s Beyoncé’s gift: pulling from other people. It is many great artists’ gift, as a matter of fact, from Picasso to Madonna. Thus, with 2016’s Lemonade, Beyoncé achieved a new apex for borrowing from other musical styles and making what would be esoteric references…at least to the average person (In the visual album that accompanied it, that included reciting poetic texts from Warsan Shire.)

    Among the eclectic tracks was one in particular that stood out the most to people for its “which one of these is not like the other?” quality: “Daddy Lessons.” The song, ultimately, that compelled Beyoncé to “do” country in the first place. Not because she particularly liked or took an automatic shine to the genre, but because, as she clearly alluded to in her announcement of Cowboy Carter’s arrival, she “did not feel welcomed” enough in the country music space while performing a rendition of “Daddy Lessons” with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Awards. So, in a way, the level of petty (and that word does get used a lot on Cowboy Carter) one would have to be to sit on that grudge for several years before serving her revenge cold is something to remark upon. And really, why does Beyoncé (or any Black person) care so much about being accepted by a pack of conservative rednecks? For it’s obvious that few (if any) Black people accept them. It’s one of those “too diametrically opposed” conundrums. Too diametrically opposed to what, you might ask? Well, to agree on much of anything. 

    In this regard, everything about Cowboy Carter feels set up to be a trap. An overt way to expose prejudices and out the white supremacists who wouldn’t be attacking this music if it were anyone other than Beyoncé. For decades, music has been categorized largely according to race. Hell, it was only about forty years ago that the American Music Awards had Jim Crow-style awards to dole out for things like Best Black Album (which Prince won in 1985). In recent years, Billie Eilish has been particularly vocal about the absurdity of how music is categorized for the convenient purposes of the suits who want to decide on airplay and award-giving. 

    After the 2020 Grammys, Eilish went on to assert, “​​Don’t judge an artist off the way someone looks or the way someone dresses. Wasn’t Lizzo in the Best R&B category that night? [though it seems unlikely she ever will be again]. I mean, she’s more pop than I am. Look, if I wasn’t white I would probably be in ‘rap.’ Why? They just judge from what you look like and what they know. I think that is weird. The world wants to put you into a box; I’ve had it my whole career. Just because I am a white teenage female I am pop. Where am I pop? What part of my music sounds like pop?” (Side note: a lot of it does—including “Bad Guy.”)

    As for Beyoncé, she’s already frequently toed the genre lines, appealing to pop, R&B, rap and hip hop simultaneously from the beginning of her career, including during her time with Destiny’s Child. “Genre-bending” is nothing new for her. But her insecurity about “being accepted” in the country category, as she stated before Cowboy Carter’s release, stemmed from “an experience that I had years ago where I did not feel welcomed…and it was very clear that I wasn’t.” It didn’t take internet sleuths long to comprehend that Beyoncé was very clearly alluding to her 2016 performance with the Dixie Chicks (before they felt obliged to change their name to The Chicks) at the CMAs. The Dixie Chicks’ collaboration with Beyoncé on the reworked version was released as a single the same day as the November 2nd ceremony (eerily enough, it would be just six days later that Donald Trump “won” the election, making it an especially politically fraught year for someone like Beyoncé to show up in this milieu). 

    Perhaps not fully aware of the outsized nature of her own ego, Beyoncé assumed the audience and the country music world at large would eagerly “bow down,” as she once told all her listeners to do on her 2013 self-titled album. But as mentioned, it was only with her sixth album, Lemonade, that she would hint at her first outright shift toward country. It wasn’t just “Daddy Lessons” though—there were also traces of the genre on “Pray You Catch Me” and “Don’t Hurt Yourself” featuring Jack White (who seemed tapped for the collab to lend more so-called credence to the “blues-rock” feel on it). It is on the latter track that she announces, “Fuck you, hater.” A sentiment that has been a large basis for her career. The same as it is for many driven women who are told they can’t do something, or that they should “stay in their lane.” 

    Unbeknownst to Beyoncé, she was veering out of her so-called lane from the moment she started working on “Daddy Lessons.” Co-writer Kevin Cossom would state of his collaboration with the singer on that particular track, “Once a formula works, people want to use that formula again until it doesn’t work anymore but what’s awesome about Beyoncé is she doesn’t have to play by the rules: she creates them.” Seeing as how it didn’t exactly “work” based on not being fully accepted by the Establishment (complete with the country music committee of the Recording Academy rebuffing the song for consideration in that category), it makes sense that Beyoncé would still try to tackle the genre again. After all, it’s as Groucho Marx said, “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” Since the “Country Club” didn’t seem to want her, naturally, it made Beyoncé become all the more adamant about joining. Granted, the first time around, her optics weren’t so great. After all, showing up in an elaborate evening gown more suited for going to the opera or being guillotined in isn’t going to hearten country music fanatics. Especially the ones who insist that it’s music for “simple, working-class people.” But who knows better about working—and especially working the land—than Black people, who were forced to do so against their will for hundreds of years in large part thanks to lazy whites who accused Black people of being just that later on as a stereotype. 

    To that end, as was the case on Lemonade, Beyoncé is interested in revisiting the most painful parts of Black history to unearth buried truths and reclaim something for her race. In this case, country. Thus, her pointed decision to have Rihannon Giddens play banjo on “Texas Hold ‘Em,” for it is she who reminded, “Enslaved people of the African diaspora created the banjo in the Caribbean in the 1600s.” Here, one feels obliged to point out the Carrie Bradshaw quote that negates the idea of ownership over something just because you “invented” it (or rather the literal instrument to create it), “Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.” In a similar fashion, Germans created the blueprint for the hamburger, Americans perfected it/made it their own. 

    But anyway, what Giddens is saying/would like to remind is: no Black people, no banjo—ergo, no country music. Unsurprisingly, Giddens has been highly supportive of Beyoncé breaking down these musical barriers and reminding people that country music is more Black than it is white. Take away the Black elements of it, and all you’ve got is folk music. Regarding the backlash to Beyoncé’s, let’s just say it, concept album (and it is that), Giddens noted, “I’m like, people can do what they wanna do. They wanna make a country record, make a country record. Like, nobody’s askin’ Lana Del Rey what right do you have to make a country record?” 

    To be fair, Del Rey isn’t as big of an influence, nor is she as visible as Beyoncé. What’s more, Del Rey’s long-standing alignment with retro themes and beliefs blends right into what country music is all about, heteronormativity and “stand by your man”-wise. And, speaking of that song, it seems Del Rey beat Beyoncé to the punch on covering it—even though it’s much more suited to the likes of Beyoncé and her insistence on staying with Jay-Z after he cheated on her with “Becky.” Who has been repurposed, in this phase of her album cycle, as “Jolene.” That’s right, Beyoncé dared to take on one of the most classic and quintessential songs in country, with Dolly Parton’s blessing. Even though dredging up the message of this particular track hardly feels “revolutionary” or “forward-thinking.” Or what Lily Allen dubbed as a “weird” choice on her podcast with Miquita Oliver, Miss Me? Unfortunately, Allen fell right into the trap of saying anything negative about Cowboy Carter. In the wake of her “negative comments” (or expressing a simple non-laudatory opinion that makes no mention of B needing to “stay in her lane”) about the record, a slew of backlash headlines circulated soon after, among them being, “Lily Allen Criticizes Beyoncé’s Album Cowboy Carter,” “Beyoncé Slammed by Jealous Lily Allen as Paul McCartney Defends Her” and “Lily Allen Slams Beyoncé’s Country Album as ‘Calculated’ and ‘Weird.’” 

    Of course, the news outlets were sure to highlight the least flattering words out of Allen’s lukewarm response to the record. One that also related to downplaying Beyoncé’s looks, for, when Miquita tries a different approach to discussing the album by complimenting, “She does look great. She makes me quite excited about forties,” Allen balks, “She’s getting some help.” Miquita claps back, “She has not had any work done, if that’s what you’re implying.” “I didn’t say that. I’m just saying that, like, you know, she’s got a great team of stylists, hair people, you know, she works out a lot, you know, she’s got access to the best trainers in the world, like, you know, she’s Beyoncé.” Indeed. And, as Allen additionally pointed out, Beyoncé can do whatever the hell she wants. Yet that shouldn’t mean that the masses automatically have to be strong-armed into praising it lest they be accused of racism/white supremacy. Which was the automatic response to Allen for her assessment, complete with reductive internet comments like, “An English woman gatekeeping country music is wild.” Or Allen, like anyone, is allowed to say what she thinks about the record. This idea that she can’t say shit about country because of who she is and where she’s from is the exact thing people are saying shouldn’t be done to Beyoncé. Except the part where Beyoncé being from Houston is supposedly all the legitimacy she needs. Even though it’s not like just because you’re from San Diego, it automatically means you’re an authority on pop-punk. 

    What was also left out of the headlines was the fact that Miquita, a Black woman, herself said, “I don’t think the ‘Jolene’ one’s good.” And this provided the opening for Allen to say her quoted comment, “It’s very weird that you cover the most successful songs in that genre.” Miquita adds, “It just felt like a standard hip-hoppy…under a ‘Jolene’ cover. It’s like let’s do something with this song, if we’re gonna take it apart and put it back together, I feel like Beyoncé could have done a bit more with it or maybe picked something a little less big to cover.” Of course, the defense for that is: Dolly Parton wanted Beyoncé to cover it. Nonetheless, Allen continues, “Yeah, I just feel like it’s an interesting thing to do when you’re, like, trying to tackle a new genre and you just choose the biggest song in that genre.” Miquita, who, again, didn’t get mentioned at all in the headlines for her “negative comments” about the record then stated, “I think I’d like it a lot more if it wasn’t like, ‘This is Beyoncé’s country album!… I feel like it’s forcing itself to be part of its own narrative of, ‘I’m a country album.’” Precisely. 

    But that’s supposed to be the “whole point” of Cowboy Carter. To invoke the discourse around why it is so polarizing for Black musicians to dabble in country. But maybe the answer lies in the operative word dabble. Because, for the most part, the Black artists of the past few years who have “gone country” (e.g., Lil Nas X) have only gone right back to not being country. As though it can be activated and deactivated on a whim. Which is what country purists are most irritated by when it comes to crossover musicians—whereas country artists who cross over into pop (e.g., Shania Twain, Taylor Swift) are generally welcomed since pop is such a grab bag anyway. 

    The only truly solid, steadfast, all-out Black country musician of note is Linda Martell. Which is exactly why Beyoncé features her heavily on the record as one of the “radio DJs” (apart from Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton—both names clearly used to invoke clout), delivering the lines, “This particular tune stretches across a range of genres and that’s what makes it a unique listening experience.” The name of that brief interlude is, what else, “The Linda Martell Show.” In many ways, these little interludes mimic what The Weeknd did on Dawn FM, with Jim Carrey narrating all of the ethereal lead-ins into the next song. Indeed, a lot of what Beyoncé does is mimicry on this record…and on Renaissance, for that matter—but the latter is retroactively more listenable compared to this. Even if Bey was already alluding to her country “transition” by donning a lot of cowboy hats and also propping herself up on a disco-fied horse.

    ​​The media, indeed, keeps talking about why “so many artists” are “going country,” as though it’s a wearable trend. And, technically, it is. That’s, in the end, what it appears to boil down to. Not to mention being something Madonna established in 2000 with Music, an album for which she adopted a “ghetto fabulous cowgirl” persona. Back when one could still say things like “ghetto fabulous.” But rather than bothering to attempt to truly home in on the musical meaning of country, “Beyincé” banks on the identity politics of it. Knowing that the music itself will be irrelevant to anyone who goes into it with a “this isn’t country” mindset. To (cowboy) boot, it’s her way of styling herself as a modern-day Martin Luther King Jr. (she already paralleled herself with Malcolm X), parading statements like, “My hope is that years from now, the mention of an artist’s race, as it relates to releasing genres of music, will be irrelevant… The criticisms I faced when I first entered this genre forced me to propel past the limitations that were put on me. act ii is a result of challenging myself, and taking my time to bend and blend genres together to create this body of work.” She then goes on to negate the declaration that it’s a country album (complete with an album cover that makes her look like a Republican propagandist) by noting that it’s really just another “Beyoncé album.”

    And honestly, her message might have been less divisive if she had truly played it that way, without making a big pronouncement that it is country. Which, more often than not, it isn’t. It’s a grab bag, a fusion—as so much of music is (and feels it has to be) today in order to compete for as many category successes as possible. That fusion of sounds is apparent from the outset of Cowboy Carter, with “Ameriican Requiem” (and no, that won’t be the last time you see something spelled with two “i’s”), an opener that sounds more 60s psychedelic-inspired than anything else (and not just because she wields the Simon & Garfunkel-esque lyric, “Hello, my old friend”). But rather, because of the shift to a hippie-dippy sound around the forty-one second mark. Designed to set the stage for her defense against ever being called anything but a “real country gal” again, Beyoncé warns, “It’s a lotta chatter in here/But let me make myself clear (oh)/Can you hear me? (huh)/Or do you fear me?” 

    Again, the combative implication from the get-go is that anyone who doesn’t like her “style” of country/the music on this record in general is just “afraid” and, frankly, racist. Giddens corroborates that idea with her assessment, “Everybody has the opportunity to go back and explore their roots. To go back and they’re like, ‘This is my life too, I wanna do this.’ Like, the ‘stay in your lane,’ the ‘well, that’s not real country,’ that’s just racism. People don’t wanna say it’s because she’s Black. You know, but they use these coded terms.” As for Black people exploring their roots, it’s safe to say that not every Black person is directly related, by any stretch of the imagination, to a cowboy somewhere down the line. In fact, only a quarter of cowboys were Black by the end of the Civil War. Giddens’ logic, therefore, is what opens the floodgates for people with no real connection to their so-called roots to get citizenship in another country because they had a great-great-great-great-grandfather who immigrated from there. 

    Beyoncé is also sure to commence with her nod to the never-ending evolution of racism with the intro line, “Nothing really ends/For things to stay the same, they have to change again.” In short, racist attitudes have many different masks, many different “codes.” Her hippie mama shtick starts to come through more when she demands, “Can we stand for something?/Now is the time to face the wind/Coming in peace and love, y’all/Oh, a lot of takin’ up space/Salty tears beyond my gaze/Can you stand me?/(Can you stand me?/Can you stand me?/Can you stand me?).” The repetition of that last line being more pointed shade at any listener (especially the whites) who would dare find fault with a single note or lyric on Cowboy Carter. 

    But she makes that all but impossible by following up “Ameriican Requiem” with a cover of “Blackbird.” Not just because it’s a bit hooey, but because, well, it ain’t country. And if she did feel obliged to cover it for this album, at least save it for later in the record, after giving listeners some vague taste of the country flavor she’s offering. Instead, we have to wait until track three, “16 Carriages,” to hear Bey’s first true attempt at a country twang (one that at least does sound more sincere than Taylor’s years-long put-on). Especially as this is described as a country ballad. Hell, even a “work song” by some (not offensive at all, right?). In the same review of “16 Carriages,” it was said that Beyoncé remains “palpably in touch” with her “ordinary humanity.” But that’s the thing: Beyoncé was never ordinary. And one doesn’t mean that in the sense that she was inherently more special than anyone else, but in the sense that, from the outset, she was put on the path to fame. Or rather, put herself on that path, convincing her parents to let her pursue a career in music upon discovering her love for singing at seven years old. In this regard, Beyoncé actually avoided the true rigors of being “working class,” with the only “blue collar” job she ever dabbled in being to sweep up hair in her mother Tina’s salon. This idea that she’s “reaching back” to her “working-class” roots is, thus, more akin to trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel for inspiration.

    In another moment, Beyoncé’s obsession with “legacy” seems more aligned with rich white influential family goals (à la the Vanderbilts or some shit) than anything else. Because, again, everything about the Beyoncé/Jay-Z juggernaut is in keeping with the tenets of white capitalism (see also: their ad campaign for Tiffany & Co.). Concluding the song with, “Had to sacrifice and leave my fears behind/For legacy, if it’s the last thing I do/You’ll remember me ‘cause we got something to prove.” The “we” in this sentence, of course, can apply to Black people as a collective. And yet, the more Black people try to “prove” something to white hegemony, the more it seems like an admission somehow of “inferiority” in the first place. Elsewhere, Beyoncé provides the play on words, “I might cook, clean/But still won’t fold,” with that last word meaning that she won’t buckle under the pressure (or fold laundry). While Beyoncé insists the slogs of her early career make her “country strong,” one doubts ever had to hit the same grind as Britney Spears’ schedule for most of the 90s—and yes, Britney is probably more suited, vocally speaking and experience-wise, to singing a country ballad than Beyoncé. Who, despite her constant reminder of loving rodeos, BBQ and being from Texas, is more French than Southern. 

    With this, we segue into the cheesiest song on the record, “Protector” “featuring” Rumi Carter (who makes a cooing sound in the spirit of the one on Aaliyah’s “Are You That Somebody?”). This is Beyoncé at her most “ramblin’ man blew into town but I ain’t here to stay” while she sings, “Born to be a protector.” A protector of who? Why, Rumi of course (because Sir clearly gets no preferential treatment). In a certain sense, this is like Beyoncé’s version of Madonna’s “Little Star” from Ray of Light, a “lullaby,” of sorts, to her own daughter, Lourdes. 

    The tone then shifts on “My Rose,” a brief number that channels major Destiny’s Child vibes and, once again, isn’t country in the least. Though it does offer the self-affirming lyrics, “So many roses but none to be picked without thorns/So be fond of your flaws, dear.” Including one’s flaws when it comes to executing “conventional” country music. However, as though remembering the core of her “genre album,” Beyoncé transitions back to her attempt at country with “Smoke Hour * Willie Nelson.” Like Dolly, Willie (who is about to stand at ninety-one years old) has been brought in to assert the idea that Bey can be a country queen, too (and, on a coincidental side note, Dolly Parton won the Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award that same year Beyoncé performed with the Dixie Chicks). 

    With Willie as “DJ” to lead us into “Texas Hold ‘Em,” the sound of a “flipping the dials” effect is made as the “radio” switches to different stations that each play Son House’s “Grinnin’ In Your Face,” Rosetta Tharpe’s “Down by the River Side,” Chuck Berry’s “Maybellene” and Roy Hamilton’s “Don’t Let Go.” And if Hamilton sounds, to the untrained ear, like Elvis Presley, that’s because he was one of the latter’s biggest influences (what’s more, Presley reportedly paid the cost of Hamilton’s funeral and outstanding medical bills after the singer died of a stroke at forty)—thus, more flexing/reminding from Bey about white people stealing shit all the time. A “friendly” reminder that everything “white” is actually Black. Though many were quick to remind Beyoncé of how “white” the intro to “Texas Hold ‘Em” is (banjo played by Giddens or not) due to its very similar sound to the Franklin theme. Though that isn’t the only unexpected sonic sampling—there’s also the Fluid ringtone (best known to those who had a Motorola in the early 2000s) that makes a pronounced cameo on “Riiverdance.” So yeah, Beyoncé is trolling a lot regarding people’s “precious” notions of genre. And yet, if genre isn’t “real,” why all this posturing about wanting to align herself with country?

    A genre she again circles around on “Bodyguard” (a song that’s seemingly strategically positioned right before Dolly Parton makes her entrance, seeing as how Whitney’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was on The Bodyguard Soundtrack). Hints of the jealousy motif that’s about to rear its ugly head on Bey’s “Jolene” cover materialize in lyrics like, “I don’t like the way she’s lookin’ at you/Someone better hold me back, oh-oh/Chargin’ ten for a double and I’m talkin’/I’m ‘bout to lose it, turn around and John Wayne that ass.” Funny she should bring Wayne into it. For, although Beyoncé wants to invoke the image of the “quintessential cowboy,” she seems to be forgetting what an overt racist Marion Morrison truly was—this immortalized in a 1971 Playboy interview with fellow racist Bob Hope, during which Wayne remarked, “I believe in white supremacy until the Blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.” One doubts, then, that Wayne would be too keen on Bey using his name in a “country” song. 

    In any case, there are moments, too, when Beyoncé actually does deliver lyrics that sound quite Del Reyian, namely, “​​I give you kisses in the backseat/I whisper secrets in the backbeat/You make me cry, you make me happy, happy/Leave my lipstick on the cigarette.” One can imagine such imagery will also be present on Lasso. That said, “Bodyguard” marks the second song to style Bey as a “protector”—and that protection and guarding isn’t just about her children and her husband, but the legacy (that word again) of Black contributions to country. 

    As she delves into the cover that prompted Lily Allen to make her controversial comment, one can’t help but wonder where the covers of “Bang Bang” by Nancy Sinatra (which she sang to Jay-Z for the On the Run Tour) or “All My Ex’s Live in Texas” by George Strait are—these would actually be very well-suited to Beyoncé’s country brand. Nonetheless, to give her documented blessing, Dolly introduces the reimagining on the “Dolly P” intro, noting, “You know that hussy with the good hair you sing about? Reminded me of someone I knew back when. Except she has flaming locks of auburn hair. Bless her heart. Just a hair of a different color, but it hurts just the same.” 

    After giving Beyoncé the official sanction to cover this country classic, we’re then now taken back to the Lemonade days. Indeed, it’s a small wonder she didn’t sub out the name Jolene for Becky. And yes, Yoncé did feel obliged to make some lyrical adjustments so as to put her own stamp on it. Some of the standout differences being, “I’m warning you don’t come for my man” (instead of, “I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man”) and “You’re beautiful beyond compare” (instead of, “Your beauty is beyond compare”). And then, suddenly, she’s just makin’ a bunch of lyrics up, including, “Takes more than beauty and seductive stares to come between a family and a happy man/Jolene, I’m a woman too/The games you play are nothing new.”

    Just when you think things couldn’t possibly get more cringe, Beyoncé decides to make sure no one is confused about how she’s referring to Jay-Z by adding, “We’ve been deep in love for twenty years/I raised that man, I raised his kids/I know my man better than he knows himself.” And this is the clincher: “I can easily understand why you’re attracted to my man” (this changed from: “I can easily understand how you could easily take my man”). It was perhaps this line that set Azealia Banks off enough to say, “Who is this imaginary adversary that she thinks still wants to be involved with Jay-Z in 2024? She needs to change the subject. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, finds him attractive.” Of course, Banks’ comment didn’t get as much play in the media as Allen’s because it’s fine when a Black woman critiques another Black woman. There’s no “racial tension” to that. In any event, Beyoncé changes the entire tone of the song from being an open, earnest plea with another woman to making it all about how hot and loyal her own man is (wrong on both counts). 

    The  interpolation of “Jolene” continues into “Daughter.” And here there’s an element of Taylor Swift-style songwriting at play (Bey even goes so far as to say, “Look what you made me do”), particularly when thinking of her later “country” efforts like “no body, no crime” and “Vigilante Shit.” There is an evocation of Kill Bill in the lyrics as well, with Beyoncé singing, “Your body laid out on these filthy floors/Your bloodstains on my custom couture.” She even brings “Daddy Lessons” back into it with the lines, “If you cross me, I’m just like my father/I am colder than Titanic water.” (Wouldn’t that just be Atlantic Ocean water?) One supposes that Beyoncé wanted to get the idea of being vengeful across by bringing Italians into it. Why else would she randomly start singing in the language (and not very well) toward the end: “Caro mio ben/Credimi almen/Senza di te/Languische il cor/I tuo fedel/Sospira ognor/Cessa, crudel, tanto rigor.” The other reason for bringing Italian into it is because the following song is the annoyingly misspelled “Spaghettii.” Not just a food, but also the name of Italian westerns a.k.a. spaghetti westerns. 

    Perhaps Beyoncé’s point in referencing this iteration of the western is that there are many different versions and interpretations of a kind of genre. So it is that Linda Martell provides the intro, “Genres are a funny little concept, aren’t they? In theory, they have a simple definition that’s easy to understand, but in practice, well, some may feel confined.” And with that, Beyoncé (with a feature from Shaboozey) delves into one of her least country (and most hip hop) tracks on Cowboy Carter, spitting lyrics (delivered in a Janelle Monáe sound) like, “Cunty, country, petty, petty, petty/All the same to me, plain Jane spaghetti” and “We all been played by the plagiaristic.” Naturally, Beyoncé is alluding to white people effectively “plagiarizing” country from Black people. Though it is rather amusing that someone who has been accused of plagiarism as many times as Beyoncé (most recently with her hair care brand, Cécred, which ripped off the packaging style from a small business based in New Zealand) should throw in this little dig. Maybe it’s just “Alligator Tears” on her part, this being another standout on the album for actually sounding country. 

    With its sparse guitar opening, there are immediate comparisons to the style of Fleetwood Mac or solo Stevie Nicks (later on, “II Most Wanted” featuring Miley Cyrus will freely interpolate “Landslide”—which is right up Cyrus’ alley considering that “Midnight Sky” is just “Edge of Seventeen” redone). Another “ride or die” sort of track, Beyoncé assures (presumably Jay-Z), “You say move a mountain and I’ll throw on my boots/You say stop the river from runnin’, I’ll build a dam for two/You say change religions, now I spend Sundays with you.”

    After this, Willie Nelson is back on as “DJ” for the “Smoke Hour II” interlude, wherein Beyoncé seems to vie for more clout by having Nelson say, “You’re tuned into KNTRY Radio Texas, home of the real deal.” He then introduces “Just For Fun” featuring Willie Jones, another slowed-down track that relies not only on acoustic guitar for being deemed country but Jones’ vocal contribution as well (his style being described as “lacing traditional country soundscapes of steel guitar, banjo, and harmonica with signature Louisiana hip hop gumbo”). Of course, nothing can outshine Beyoncé braggadociously touting, “I am the man, I know it/And everywhere I go, they know my name.” They know Miley’s, too. And that’s not the only reason Beyoncé would want her for a collab on “II Most Wanted.” For Miley also has plenty of country roots, starting with Billy Ray Cyrus’ inescapable-for-most-of-the-early-90s “Achy Breaky Heart.” With a father in country, Miley’s own vocal inflection was clearly influenced, and she’s had her fair share of “twangin’ tracks.” She brings out that twang just for Bey on “II Most Wanted,” which, in truth, feels like it should have been given to Lady Gaga so they could make that long-awaited follow-up video to “Telephone.” Ending with riding away in the Pussy Wagon together, there’s the same clear nod to a Thelma and Louise-level friendship as there is on this song. 

    However, the general poseurdom of both women is made apparent when they name-check the 405 as the freeway they’re driving down (“Smoke out the window/Flyin’ down the 405”). Ain’t nothin’ “country” about L.A.—unless you’re a self-superior New Yorker. A persona Beyoncé has been known to try on in her role as the wife of a born-and-bred Brooklynite.

    Continuing the trend of having features on her songs, Post Malone (also born in New York, albeit Syracuse) joins in for the next one, “Levii’s Jeans.” This is arguably more uncomfortable than “Jolene” at times thanks to Beyoncé offering, “Boy, I’ll let you be my Levi jeans/So you can hug that ass all day long.” Perhaps the only thing more difficult to stomach than the thought of Beyoncé singing this to Jay-Z is the thought of her singing it to Post Malone (on a side note: one can still picture her singing it to Jay-Z anyway as he has a songwriting credit on it). 

    Wanting to remind us how deft she is at weaving in and out of genres, the next song is called “Flamenco.” And it does indeed have that Spanish tinge to it (complete with castanets). As one of the shorter tracks (in the vein of “My Rose”), it’s most memorable lyric is, in fact, only memorable because of how generic it’s become ever since Joni Mitchell sang it on “Big Yellow Taxi”: “You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.” By referencing Mitchell, is this, too, another subtle dig at how, without Black people contributing the banjo to country, country would just be folk music? Who can say? 

    Either way, the following song, introduced again by Linda Martell with a little commentary on genre, is “Ya Ya.” And it goes absolutely batshit. Not just on combining genres, but pulling from as many already well-known songs as it can. Starting with the opening notes that are blatantly taken from Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’” and continuing with nods to Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary,” Mickey & Sylvia’s “Love Is Strange,” Jerry Lee Lewis’ “Great Balls of Fire” and, of course, Beach Boys’ “Good Vibrations.” From the latter, Beyoncé pulls a major Lana by simply repurposing the lyrics, “I’m pickin’ up good vibrations/He’s given’ me sweet sensations” (instead of “excitations”) as her own. And, back on the subject of Del Rey, at least she declared weeks before Beyoncé announced her album that the music industry was “going country,” and then made mention of her own upcoming country-themed album, Lasso. Which, to be sure, was immensely eclipsed by the countdown to Cowboy Carter. An album so entrenched in 60s-era sensibilities the way Del Rey has been for her entire career. 

    Among those 60s sensibilities is “Ya Ya,” with catch phrases like, “Keep the faith” and talk of how her  “family live and died in America, hm” while paying homage to artists of the Chitlin’ Circuit (Tina Turner included) a.k.a. venues where “where white people wouldn’t go to see Black people.” Hence, more than a tinge of sarcasm when she sings, “Good ol’ USA, shit/Whole lotta red in that white and blue, huh.” This being an allusion not just to bloodshed, but to the red that represents the Republican party. And, in some sense, Beyoncé seems to be trying to do with conservative-worshiped country music what Black people did with the “n-word” by taking it over for herself. Reappropriating it so that it can have less of an association with racist whites, and more of one with Black people. Ergo, her reminder again about the origins of country with the lyrics, “History can’t be erased, ooh.” She then backs into a hypocritical corner with her spiel about being able to relate to the common man (as she attempted to on “Break My Soul”) by asking, “Are you tired, workin’ time and a half for half the pay?” What would Beyoncé know about that, having spent most of her life as a millionaire and never working a minimum wage job? Granted, she’s happy to admit, “I just wanna shake my ass/(Have a blast).” Maybe “ass” and “blast” are even becoming a go-to rhyme for her after changing the lyrics on Renaissance’s “Heated” from, “Spazzin’ on that ass” to “Blastin’ on that ass.” Whether that’s true or not, one rarely has the luxury of actually enjoying shaking their ass for the cash. 

    The transition between “Ya Ya” and “Oh Louisiana” is practically undetectable as one “oh” leads into another and Chuck Berry’s essentially “TikTok-ifed” lyrics ensue before we’re back to Bey on “Desert Eagle” (though one would think it was called “Do-Si-Do”). The eagle, of course, being the well-known mascot of the United States. A symbol of “freedom”—for some. Mainly rich people, regardless of being Black or white. Just look at OJ Simpson getting acquitted of murder. 

    Repeating “do-si-do” with an echo-y effect, “Desert Eagle” quickly leads into “Riiverdance,” the aforementioned track that samples the Fluid ringtone. Mostly repeating the chorus, “Bounce on that shit, dance,” the fact that Beyoncé is now incorporating a beat inspired by the famed Irish dance that shares the same name as the song (minus the extra “i”) is perhaps another flex that’s meant to inform white people, “See, we can take genres you created and make it our own too. Do you like that?” 

    “Riiverdance” also has a seamless shift into “II Hands II Heaven,” another song that seems more at home on Renaissance than a country-themed record. Even so, Beyoncé doesn’t let up on reminding the whites, “They can’t do nothin’ but envy, ooh/Bliss, please…/Then taste this wine, I’ma taste what’s mine/‘Cause I’ma take what’s mine.” In another portion of the song, she even takes what isn’t by grabbing onto the Elton phrase, “No candle in the wind” (something Del Rey does a lot too). 

    Ostensibly saving one of the bests for (almost) last, Dolly gets on the mic again for “Tyrant,” even if only for the intro about lighting up the juke joint. Her presence makes sense though, as Beyoncé is about to dive into their favorite subject: a man being stolen from her. In this unique instance, it’s a hangman (or rather, hangwoman) that’s the culprit. This per the lyric, “I don’t want him back, but I can’t let go/Hangman, answer me now/You owe me a debt, you stole him from me.” More than the lyrics, the dance-worthy beat is what stands out—a beat that would be at home on any of Beyoncé’s previous hip hop-oriented records.

    But no, she wants to keep reiterating her country commitment, falling in and out of it like another personality throughout the record. This is true of “Sweet * Honey * Buckiin’” for sure, as she opens by singing Patsy Cline’s “I Fall to Pieces” before letting Shaboozey (appearing for the second time) deliver his verses. It’s obvious once this portion commences that it’s a Pharrell-produced song, rejoining Bey after his contribution to Renaissance, which included pissing Kelis off by sanctioning a sample of “Milkshake” on “Energy” (which was removed soon after the album’s release). The three stars that divide the words signify that each portion explores a different musical and lyrical theme (in this regard, it’s a foil for Renaissance’s “Pure/Honey”), at one point bringing us to the subject of Black people’s rightful mistrust in white-dominated institutions via the verse, “They yankin’ your chain/Promisin’ things that they can’t/You the man at the bank?/Is you is or you ain’t?” Nelly asked that a long time ago on “Iz U.”

    The album at last concludes with the fittingly titled “Amen.” And that’s what many will be saying after getting through all that. At least Renaissance reined in the tracklist at sixteen, for fuck’s sake. Indicating that Beyoncé didn’t think she had as much to prove with the house music genre. Beyoncé nails one part of country though—and that’s providing little levity in terms of the stories she’s unfurling. “Amen” is no exception to the rule, with Yoncé being sure to mention to them nefarious whites still listening, “This house was built with blood and bone/And it crumbled, yes, it crumbled/The statues they made were beautiful/But they were lies of stone, they werе lies of stone.” 

    Alas, more than this feeling like an album of “reclamation,” it feels, ironically, like Beyoncé wanting to make the complete transition into “white culture” (what with the skin and hair bleaching portion already done) despite the crux of the record’s existence being in the name of reappropriating Black culture. And yet, her obsession with being accepted by (rather than toppling) the Establishment run by white patriarchal influences was made all the more apparent when Jay-Z took the stage at the 2024 Grammys to make an over-the-top speech about how, despite being the most awarded artist in Grammy history, it still isn’t enough because she’s never won Album of the Year (something she’s sure mention in “Sweet * Honey * Buckiin’” with, “A-O-T-Y/I ain’t win”). Neither has Nina Simone, or Diana Ross, or Mariah Carey (those first two more influential women on Beyoncé’s career have, in fact, never won a Grammy at all). But you never saw their husbands get onstage crying, “No fair!” (In Simone’s case, that was because her husbands were too busy abusing her themselves—so was Mariah’s, Tommy Mottola, even if “only” emotionally.) 

    Ultimately, though, if you want so-called respect in country, then just do country without making race the linchpin of the project. A tactic that, in the end, will not hearten the standard country audience to her. And it doesn’t seem like a way to “blur the lines” or “unite” people over the idea that country is for everyone, so much as a vengeful “fuck you, hater” to everyone who 1) told her she didn’t belong in country and 2) stole country from Black people in the first place. In terms of reason number one, Cowboy Carter is, first and foremost, a vanity project and not quite the “cultural reset” that Lemonade was for this cowgirl, who perhaps set the bar too high for herself that year. Even if the CMAs couldn’t comprehend that.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at the Beyoncé Concert

    Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at the Beyoncé Concert

    A headline such as “Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at the Beyoncé Concert” seems like the stuff of an AI-generated sentence arbitrarily spit out from some other non-related prompt. And yet, the sentence became a reality (whatever that means anymore) on September 4th (no less than Beyoncé’s birthday), at the final Inglewood date of the Renaissance Tour. Although many had speculated that the duo’s “romance” had already fizzled out, it seems they were just biding their time until they could unveil it in a more bombastic official capacity. For it’s no secret that the Kardashian-Jenner clan is known for making the announcement of their “relationships” in a big way (with none of these men ever deterred by how many children the K-Js might already have from previously failed “interludes”). And, considering, Jenner was also joined at the concert by her momager, Kris, and half-sisters, Kim and Khloé, it appears as though the outing is ultimately made for The Kardashians episode fodder. 

    This, undoubtedly, isn’t something that would bring much joy to Beyoncé, who has never been known for being all that “chummy” with Kim, whose marriage to Ye obviously didn’t sit well with Jay-Z or Bey, with both skipping their wedding back in 2014. And yet, Kim did manage to make the cut for being invited to Beyoncé’s forty-first birthday last year, so who’s to say that she hasn’t “made peace” with any ill will toward the constantly-seeking-attention “reality” star? Though one can imagine her vexation upon learning that the biggest headline to come out of her birthday show was not the fact that Diana Ross (sort of) sang “Happy Birthday” to Miss Knowles onstage, but that Chalamet and Jenner were rather heavy on the PDA as a means to confirm their “relationship” is still going strong, and now in a public capacity. 

    Indeed, even in an article that offered the headline as “Diana Ross Sings Happy Birthday to Beyoncé During Surprise Appearance at Los Angeles Tour Stop,” the topic quickly shifted to the presence of the Kardashians, with Kim’s appearance also stealing some of the spotlight as well. But her “sparkle” was nothing compared to the video footage seen ‘round the world of Chalamet’s displays of affection toward Jenner, some of which were often a bit half-hearted as he actually tried to watch the show and kissed her with his eyes open while Jenner had her back to the stage (how sacrilegious!). The image of Chalamet looking at Beyoncé while kissing Kylie can be interpreted as one would like. One interpretation being that Jenner has already siphoned some of his soul out and he’s growing more dead-eyed and complacent by the day. 

    Jenner, whose skin tone is “on-brand” with the blackfishing that all the Kardashians are known for, is a clear step down from one of Chalamet’s first famous girlfriends (and an actual person of color [“POC” sounds too much like “POS”]), Lourdes Leon. A.k.a. Madonna’s daughter a.k.a. Chalamet is probably never going to do better than that, fucking for clout-wise. Yet that hasn’t stopped him from seeming to relish the so-called perks of orbiting the famous-for-being-famous brood. After all, he hasn’t ever gotten half as much publicity for any of the movies he’s starred in, no matter how critically acclaimed most of his performances have been (even if often on the one-note side). Yet it seems a new “era” is on the horizon for Chalamet…one that might be his “flop” period (Wonka does, in truth, look like a harbinger for that). For it’s no secret that there’s something of a Kardashian-Jenner hex upon any man who dares “enter the fold” (pardon the sexual innuendo of that phrase). With Ye being the most overt example of that amid the various Get Out comparisons that were made before he went entirely off the rails. 

    Perhaps that’s why Jenner has transitioned to “white meat,” as it were, “taking one for the team” by switching it up from the fam’s usual fetishization of Black men as a means to be able to tell the public, “See? We’re not like Rose Armitage.” Chalamet doesn’t seem to mind that he’s an inevitable pawn in their game called “Social Climbing With Our Pussies.” The more they can infiltrate the world of Legitimate (Low) Art (complete with Kim now starring in a season of AHS), the more people will forget that they have no talent of their own, other than, of course, commodifying their names in new, ever-changing ways. 

    And as the two “canoodled” to the tune of “Alien Superstar” (a song choice that’s almost too on the nose for the illuminati theories that abound with regard to any celebrity and their “romantic pairings”), Beyoncé’s extra-sensory “B” feelers could likely intuit the attention being detracted from her performance—and on her birthday! Echoing the effect of Taylor Swift showing up to Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley’s wedding festivities, the attention strayed slightly too far from the main attraction for the main attraction’s taste. Worse still, Chalamet, in “indie boy” fashion, smoked cigarettes at the concert like some sort of heathen defying a holy place of worship. 

    But of course, Beyoncé is “graceful” and “humble” enough not to be bogged down by such ego-tripping trivialities, n’est-ce pas? At least, that was meant to be the takeaway from her focus on Diana Ross’ “cameo,” running across the stage to embrace her (which was met with typical Ross coldness) and gush, “You are so amazin’—this is the legendary Diana Ross! There would be no me without you and thank you so much for all of your sacrifice and your beauty and your grace. Thank you for opening doors for me.” Because, yes, the ego of every celebrity can’t help but make things about them. Much to Ross’ repressed chagrin. As if women who came before want to be reduced to nothing more than a “stepping stone” for the current “hot thing” (Madonna also knows a bit about being diminished in that way under the guise of being exalted). 

    Thus, while Beyoncé might have given the performance of a lifetime, it was all, in the end, mitigated by this “odd couple” taking their “romance” to the proverbial stage as well. With Jenner adding to the “theater” by engaging in her PDA antics right next to where her murdering ex, Travis Scott, was also standing in the “VIP area.”

    So it is that point one went to the Kardashians for the ongoing celebrity battle to grab attention (even causing people to let persona non grata Lizzo’s presence go, um, largely unpublicized). Perhaps Beyoncé can get back to being the true spotlight at her upcoming Vancouver (a place with far fewer celebrities bound to materialize) show on September 11th. Except that, well, the date of September 11th is always a spotlight stealer in and of itself. Even so, it’s far less “stealing” than Kylie and Timothée, who are so different that they don’t even have monikers that can be turned into a “clever,” one-unit couple name. Unlike Bey-Z, Jayoncé, etc.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Swarm Crystallizes That Celebrities Are the New Gods, and There Is No Freedom of Speech When Speaking “Ill” of Them

    Swarm Crystallizes That Celebrities Are the New Gods, and There Is No Freedom of Speech When Speaking “Ill” of Them

    For as much talk as there is of late about how “terrible” and “harrowing” it is to be a celebrity, perhaps the worst fate in the present climate is being someone who “dares” to speak “ill” (a.k.a. point out certain flaws and hypocrisies in the work compared to the lifestyle) of a celebrity. With all the tools available at a fan’s disposal to “end” the person who says something they don’t like about their “god” in the twenty-first century, it truly has never been a scarier time for the mere expression of an opinion.

    Perhaps the biggest mistake one can make about Swarm is assuming it’s a satire. As though someone in a particularly “passionate” fanbase wouldn’t do something that unhinged. That someone, in this “fictional” case, being Andrea “Dre” Greene (Dominique Fishback). An “awkward, gawky” girl who, as it becomes immediately clear, has a very unhealthy relationship with her “bestie”/“sister” (Dre, we later find out, was adopted by Marissa’s parents), Marissa Jackson (Chloe Bailey, adding another meta element to the show for being Beyoncé’s protégée). The two “share” an apartment in Houston (meaning Marissa pays the rent, often by asking for supplemental support from her parents, who aren’t ware of Dre’s presence in her life…or, at least, they pretend not to be). Again, not a coincidence, considering Beyoncé hails from “H-Town.” Nor is it a coincidence that the show is called Swarm to echo the fanbase name of the Beyhive. Or that the show’s creator, Donald Glover, worked with Beyoncé on The Lion King, and that proximity to her perhaps gave a new level of insight into the obsessiveness her level of stardom encounters. Glover’s co-creator, Janine Nabers, also has plenty of experience in playing up the surreal nature of fandom, with a show like UnREAL also tapping into a form of celebrity culture (even if “reality star”-based) and how it “feeds” fans. Most of whom are looking to be fed because it fills some kind of void within them. A void everyone has to fill, one way or another.

    In Dre’s situation, worshipping Ni’Jah (Nirine S. Brown)—the obvious Beyoncé stand-in—and deluding herself into thinking she’s part of The Swarm “family” is a way to tell herself that she is loved, that she belongs to a “tribe.” Case in point, her insistence to Marissa, “They’re my friends.” Marissa has to remind, “They are not your friends. Those are some crazy-ass fans. They don’t give a fuck about you, you know that, right? It’s not real.” But it’s the “realest” thing Dre has in terms of a source of “community” and “common ground.” As a foster child, she was clearly cast out from her own original tribe early on, the sting of abandonment not quite as sweet as being part of the bees of Ni’Jah’s hive. Therefore being the one to sting instead of getting stung. The protective bubble of “love” that Ni’Jah fills Dre with is matched only by the one that Marissa fills her with (and yes, it’s as “big lesbian crush,” to quote Janis Ian, as it sounds). But, as far as Dre is concerned, their rapport is being poisoned by the presence of another one of Marissa’s new boyfriends, Khalid (Damson Idris). Who Dre freely watches fucking her sister without Marissa knowing. At first, when Khalid catches her, his reaction is creeped out before giving way to being slightly turned on as he performs with even more gusto.

    Later, he calls her out for being such an obvious virgin (nicknaming her “Cherry Pie”) as Marissa finds out that Dre is short on rent. A recurring theme that will come full-circle in the final episode in that Dre still “miraculously” finds a way to afford Ni’Jah concert tickets even when she can’t afford rent (this being the “magic” of a credit card). Notably, all episodes (except for number six) start out with, “This is not a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is intentional.” A tongue-in-cheek “disclaimer” from Glover and Nabers that becomes ultra-meta in episode six. The first episode, “Stung,” begins in April 2016, better known to the Beyhive as: the month that Beyoncé released Lemonade. Still her most acclaimed album to date. Viewers are also introduced to the loud buzzing sound they’ll become accustomed to hearing whenever some crazy behavior is about to ensue. This includes Dre applying for a Discover card and using it to buy $1,800 concert tickets for Ni’Jah, the obvious fictionalized version of Beyoncé described in a bio as: “Texas native Ni’Jah is no stranger to fame. After being discovered on talent competition Star Seek, she led 90s icon R&B group XLLENT. Her solo career began with smash hit ‘Love on a Cloud,’ which helped her debut solo album, Loveli Days, go double platinum.” Yes, it’s a familiar mirror of Bey’s own come-up story.

    We’re given further insight into how some forms of obsession are more acceptable than others in that having multiple article clippings and photos up on one’s wall is deemed “enthusiasm.” This barrage of mass media being what we see in Dre’s room. And yet, enthusiasm gives way to psychopathy when a person feels the need to bludgeon anyone who says something disparaging about Dre’s idol. The only other person she defends so violently is Marissa, who kills herself at the end of the first episode.

    In episode two, “Honey,” Dre finds herself further avenging (after already killing Khalid) Marissa’s death in Fayetteville, Tennessee. By this time, it’s August of 2017, and she’s working at a strip club called The Lure. It’s there that fellow stripper “Halsey” (real name: Hailey) is given life by Paris Jackson, playing up the “I’m Black” dialogue with perfect irony-drenched poise. But Dre—presently going by “Carmen”—has no place for new friends in her life, determined to kill Reggie a.k.a. Tonk (Atkins Estimond), the person who commented of Marissa’s death, “That nigga got what she deserved. Stupid AF.” This in response to someone else saying, “I heard she killed herself to Festival.” A Ni’Jah single from Evolution (a title not unlike Renaissance).

    When Dre confronts Reggie about another comment in which he says Ni’Jah could die and he wouldn’t miss one song of hers, he proves to be a salient example of the online troll who would never stand by his statements in real life out of shame (“I don’t remember sayin’ all that”—as though posting in a fugue state of arbitrary contempt that needs to be funneled into the vessel of a pop star. Dre is happy to remind, “But you did”). In what will prove to be one of many in a series of dumb luck instances that allows her to keep killing without being detected (what will later be called “fallin’ through the cracks”), she is aided in the murder of Tonk by her fellow strippers, who assume he’s trying to sexually assault her. In thanks, Dre leaves them in the lurch by driving away from the house and disappearing into her next new identity.

    Episode three, “Taste,” shows us a throwback clip of Marissa talking up Ni’Jah (“We gotta protect her at all costs”) before the title card prompts us with the place and time, “Seattle, Washington, December 2017.” Dre has broken into someone’s house and continues her running script of asking, “Who’s your favorite artist?” When the person in question answers “Lil Gibble,” Dre demands, “How many Grammys does Lil Gibble have?” “I don’t know.” “None. Ni’Jah has twenty-six.” This a clear allusion to Bey’s thirty-two. Indeed, Glover and Nabers are meticulous about their references, from Solange attacking Jay-Z in an elevator to Beyoncé getting bitten at a party where Sanaa Lathan was rumored to be the culprit (which will soon be heavily parodied in the episode).

    The next scene in “Taste” after Dre’s Grammy question finds her channeling Patrick Bateman as she mops up the blood to a Ni’Jah tune called “Agatha” that goes, “Avant-garde coochy/You been used to the civilians/Eat the peach right/We ain’t shoppin’ at Pavilions.” In the car she’s about to steal from her dead victim, Dre opens a phantom text from Marissa (she’s been keeping the ghost alive by texting herself from Marissa’s phone) that asks the size of Alice Dudley’s (Ashley Dougherty) casket for commenting of the Bey and Jay (recreated as Ni’Jah and Caché) elevator scene, “I thought you were a feminist and then you’re with this man.” But her plans to kill Alice at her gym (which she’s allowed access to via more dumb luck) are foiled by the sight of someone wearing a Caché tour jacket and a prominently displayed backstage pass attached to his person. This vision has her chasing a new butterfly altogether. Using him and preying on his vulnerabilities (food) to get what she wants—access to Caché’s tour after-party—eventually, viewers find that the episode is called “Taste” because Dre does end up tasting of the “forbidden fruit” that is Ni’Jah by literally biting her at said party.

    This fittingly leads into an episode called “Running Scared,” wherein we find Dre, appropriately, even more on the run than usual after Bitegate. Ironically, after news of the bite leaks, The Swarm finds her to be the greatest threat to Ni’Jah of all …instead of her, let’s say, “fiercest” defender. The time and location has jumped to April 2018 in Manchester, Tennessee. Where Bonnaroo famously takes place (this being a nod to Bey’s Coachella performance in 2018, branded “Beychella,” and rescheduled from her plans to headline in 2017). It’s also where Billie Eilish (who has a slightly less intense fanbase) makes her grand entrance as motherly Eva, a cult leader who takes “Kayla” under her wing, insisting she’s drawn to women with names similar-sounding to her own: “Kayla, Clarissa—” “Marissa?” Dre chimes in hopefully. Inside the too-good-to-be-true compound, the “tribe” (that’s actually the word Eva uses) offers to get her an artist pass into Bonnaroo, prompting Dre to open up about how she’s “friends” with Ni’Jah, but that the last time they saw each other, they had a “misunderstanding.” Eva and the others play along with whatever Dre wants to believe, with Eva knowing that she’ll soon get her under her spell through the wonders of hypnosis, leading Dre to confess not only her real name, but some of the murderous things she’s done.

    Despite the theoretical bond that such honesty might create between her and Eva, who kisses Dre to cinch the deal, it’s no match for Dre’s loyalty to Ni’Jah, for whom she will always literally kill for. Especially when she finds out the cult bitches were lying and they’ve had her head so inside out that she didn’t realize it was already Saturday. Ni’Jah’s headlining day. And lo and behold, no “artist pass” to allow her entry into the festival. After dealing with the cult (read: killing most of them) she gets in her stolen car and speeds to the venue. “Tragically,” it’s too late. The show is already over, forcing Dre to watch the streaming version of it while crying.

    It’s perhaps long before this point in the limited series that some might be wondering, “Why am I watching this if I feel absolutely no empathy for this character? That, in fact, they make me as murderous toward them as they are toward anyone who dislikes Ni’Jah?” Because, even with all the bids to render Dre as “winsome” with her sad background, societal ostracism, etc., one tends to feel as much bristling by being around her as anyone else in the series. And so, the answer to the aforementioned question lies in the reality that, despite being hard to watch, it’s nonetheless a study in the horror show that is celebrity worship syndrome. In Dre’s scenario, it’s the worst strain of it: borderline-pathological. A willingness to commit crimes “for” said celebrity. And, like most who are down the cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs rabbit hole, Dre can never see just how much of a bottom-feeding parasite she’s become in the process. For not only does she kill at the drop of a comment that rubs her the wrong way, she also attaches to any source that shows her enough of the right kind of affection.

    Affection she certainly never got in her foster home (apart from Marissa). We’re taken back to the trauma of this household in episode five, “Girl, Bye.” A teleplay, it seems worth noting, that was co-written by none other than Malia Obama (one will do their best to refrain from coughing the words “nepo baby”). Considering the Obamas’ well-documented love for Bey and Jay, it lends another spine-chilling uncanniness to the overall product and its meta nature. “Girl, Bye” jumps us forward in the timeline to May 2018 in Houston, Texas. At the mall trying to get Marissa’s phone turned back on, Dre clocks a poster for the Running Scared II poster (meant to allude to the On the Run II Tour that Jay-Z and Beyoncé embarked upon the same year). She’s spotted by Marissa’s former boss while salivating over the ad and obliged to have lunch with her in the food court, making up a story about how she met Ni’Jah and they’ve become really close.

    Dre is, obviously, more out of options than ever and feeling pushed to the edge because Marissa’s father, Harris (Leon a.k.a. the saint in the “Like A Prayer” video), is the one who disconnected Marissa’s phone. Which serves as one of Dre’s primary delusion lifelines. Thus, she goes back to the Jacksons’ house with the intention of threatening her former parents with a gun to get them to turn the phone on again. All she’s met with, however, is venomous rage that perhaps even transcends her own as Harris chases her out with a shotgun after pronouncing, “This is Texas. I’ll shoot your ass and have a beer over your dead body.”

    To layer on more meta cachet, Chloe x Halle’s “All I Ever Wanted” plays as Dre runs from Harris and finds herself in Marissa’s old room. Cast out of the house once again, Dre suffers anew from the pain of being unwanted. With only The Swarm to turn to online for something resembling “kinship.” The episode is humorously ended with Erykah Badu’s “Caint Use My Phone” (a riff on “Tyrone”) playing during the credits.

    Episode six, “Fallin’ Through the Cracks,” subsequently turns expectations upside down as it plays out like a true crime documentary that flashes ostensibly way forward into the future. One wherein Loretta Greene (Heather Simms), the Black female detective who linked all the murders Dre committed together, rehashes how she unearthed the killer behind all these cold cases through one glaring motive: Ni’Jah. Loretta notes of how no one put the pieces together for so long about Dre, “I’ve seen this before.” The director asks, “Seen what?” “Black women, fallin’ through the cracks.” To warp the meaning behind the previous disclaimer at the beginning of every episode, none of the same actors appear to play who are now the “real” people in the story, being played by “themselves.” Nabers and Glover prompt things to get meta once again at the end of the episode, when Glover is interviewed about his next project, based on Dre’s story, commenting “I’m directing this show that I’m working on right now with like, uh, Chloe and Damson and Dom Fishback. It’s in the works, it’s going well.”

    While “Fallin’ Through the Cracks” might have shown us “Tony’s” true fate (getting arrested for jumping onstage at a Ni’Jah concert), the final episode, given the fit-for-a-delusional-person title of “God Only Makes Happy Endings,” takes viewers to Glover’s beloved Atlanta in June of 2018. Here we’re given a sense of how Dre-as-Tony’s life briefly took a turn for the better before they finally surrendered to their Ni’Jah “protecting” methods again. For Tony meets Rashida Thompson (Kiersey Clemons), a college student who is surprisingly drawn to Dre. And has no idea how eerie it is for her to ask, after inviting Dre back to her house, “How are you so chill? You should be like a med student or a serial killer.” Alas, we’ll never know if Dre was a Pisces or a Virgo (these being the signs most closely aligned with serial killing). Probably the latter…you know, with its Beyoncé connection and all.

    In an interview with Elle before Lemonade’s release, Beyoncé stated, “I hope I can create art that helps people heal [for Dre, that “healing” comes in the form of mass murder]. Art that makes people feel proud of their struggle. Everyone experiences pain, but sometimes you need to be uncomfortable to transform.” Dre was uncomfortable and she did transform…into Tony (this name being an homage to Tony Soprano, as both he and Don Draper were inspirations in the creation of this character). But transformation doesn’t always necessarily mean “improvement” or “leveling up.” The very thing that celebrities want to believe they’re encouraging with their work. This done while condemning and being freaked out by the potential for Dre’s mutant strain of “fandom.” Yet celebrities simultaneously feed off such shades of ardor via their ever-burgeoning bank accounts. Begging the question of who the real “antagonist” is in this dynamic. Like the fat cat industrialist or the tabloid journalist claiming they wouldn’t be in business if there wasn’t a public demand, we sometimes have to wonder if that’s really true. If the existence actually creates the demand, not the other way around.

    On 2019’s “Black Parade,” Beyoncé brags, “Hear ‘em swarmin’ right? Bees is known to bite,” as though encouraging the type of drone army behavior fandoms have become known for. Each one sharing its own unique celebrity worship syndrome. And, should Glover and Nabers decide to approach another fandom in a series format, they might consider one that’s far likelier to be even more murderous than the Beyhive: the Barbz.

    Genna Rivieccio

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