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  • Michelin-Starred Galit Unveils an All-Day Cafe  in Lincoln Park

    Michelin-Starred Galit Unveils an All-Day Cafe in Lincoln Park

    The team behind Michelin-starred Galit will open an all-day cafe next to their award-winning restaurant. Chef Zach Engel and partner Andrés Clavero plan to debut Cafe Yaya this winter at 2431 N. Lincoln Avenue, sandwiched between the Biograph Theater and Galit.

    The counter-service cafe will debut with morning pastries and an al carte dinner menu, but there are plans for lunch, brunch, and takeout, according to a news release. It’s a walk-in cafe with reservations available for parties of four or more. Cafe Yaya’s second floor will be available for private events, and ownership hopes to work with local artists, teachers, and entrepreneurs.

    Engel and Clavero feel the new project is a natural extension of Galit, and that the new cafe will further nurture the Lincoln Park community. Mary Eder-McClure, Galit’s longtime pastry chef is baking pastries like walnut baklava; fig, goat cheese, and zataar-stuffed challah, potato bourekia (a savory hand pie) with everything spice; and a vegan apple puff with sahleb (a Middle Eastern milk pudding).

    Beyond the more casual setting, Cafe Yaya’s wine program will diverge from Galit with bottles from overlooked regions, including Chinon, France; and South America. There will be plenty of wines by the glass with the selection curated by Scott Stroemer, Galit’s bar director.

    Galit set a standard for food with Israeli and Palestinian influences, and Engel is a James Beard Award winner. Cafe Yaya’s dinner menu with a blend of French, Jewish, Southern, Middle Eastern, and Midwestern touches. They’ll pour coffee from Sparrow Coffee Roastery, a familiar sight at many local fine dining restaurants.

    News of Clavero and Engel’s project broke in the spring 2023, and progress has inched along. Meanwhile, Galit has continued to star with a family-style multi-course meal. Construction is still far from completion, so expect more details as 2024 comes to an end.

    Cafe Yaya, 2431 N. Lincoln Avenue, scheduled to open in winter 2025

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  • Three Takeaways From the Finale of ‘Agatha All Along’

    Three Takeaways From the Finale of ‘Agatha All Along’

    Just in time for Halloween, Agatha All Along concluded its nine-episode run with a two-part finale that featured dueling witches, Death incarnate, and one sarcastic, purple ghost.

    On Wednesday night, the WandaVision spinoff released its eighth and ninth episodes simultaneously, as Agatha Harkness and the remnants of her coven reach the end of the Witches’ Road at last. And almost all of them get what they desired the most when they first set off on their perilous journey: Jen reclaims her powers after discovering that it was Agatha who bound her 100 years earlier; with Agatha’s help, Billy locates Tommy’s soul and places it in the body of a drowning boy. Only Agatha is left empty-handed, as she returns to her home in Westview as powerless as ever, demanding her “prize” from Rio as if she’s just been cheated in a carnival game.

    Instead of an action-packed final episode, as per MCU tradition, it’s the penultimate installment that features a climactic final battle between Agatha and Rio, the latter of whom is the very personification of Death. Billy, wearing his full Wiccan costume for the first time, arrives to save Agatha from Rio just in time, and he even lends her a bit of his power. But Agatha ultimately gives herself up to her former lover with a literal kiss of Death in order to allow Billy his second chance at life.

    More crucial than the war of the witches is the series-altering twist that the eighth episode offers: Billy creates the Witches’ Road. Much like Wanda Maximoff, Billy can use his Chaos Magic to turn his fantasies into a reality. Although he didn’t realize what he was doing at the time, Billy transformed the imagery that decorates his bedroom—much of it composed of famous witches from pop culture—into an actual Witches’ Road, bringing the ballad to life.

    While the penultimate episode is a standout in an entertaining season of MCU TV, the finale itself is disappointing by comparison. “Maiden Mother Crone” goes all the way back to 1750 to tell the tale of Agatha Harkness and how her son, Nicholas Scratch, was taken from her. The finale shows a softer side of Agatha as she loves and cares for her only child during his brief time on Earth, but it also skips some of the more interesting aspects of her backstory, such as how she became lovers with Death, how she obtained the Darkhold, and even how she became pregnant with Nick in the first place, the last of which remains an untold story in the comics as well. (Really, it feels like we were robbed of a meet-cute between Agatha and Death. Aubrey Plaza is left mostly on the sideline in the finale, as Agatha All Along fails to expand on her character in any compelling way after revealing Rio to be as important a figure as Death.)

    Agatha All Along ultimately sacrifices a deeper look into Agatha’s origins and her relationship with Rio in order to allow enough time to set up the next step in Billy Maximoff’s journey, with the ghost of Agatha Harkness now serving as his guide. But creator Jac Schaeffer still pulled off another strong MCU series to build off of the success of WandaVision and carve out a new corner of the cinematic universe that revolved around magic and witchcraft.

    As the last live-action Marvel Studios project of 2024 comes to a close, let’s break down some of the biggest moments from the show’s two-part finale and examine how Agatha All Along sets up the future of magic in the MCU.

    The Truth about the Witches’ Road

    At the end of the eighth episode, Agatha All Along reveals the truth about the Witches’ Road and its creator, Billy. When Wiccan returns home after a very eventful 24 hours, he looks around his bedroom and begins to recognize objects that represent the trials that he and the rest of Agatha’s coven faced on the Witches’ Road. He sees a poster of Lorna Wu, a figurine of the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz (and the upcoming Wicked), a Ouija board, and other pieces of evidence that signify that his interests served as the inspiration for the Witches’ Road’s designs. And to drive the point home, Agatha All Along weaves in brief flashbacks from the preceding episodes, in which Agatha drew attention to the fact that she already knew that Billy was responsible for creating the Road.

    In WandaVision, Wanda turned the sitcoms she watched as a child with her family into a safe haven for her to cope with her grief as an adult. In Agatha All Along, Billy was desperate to both find his brother Tommy and escape the clutches of the Salem Seven, and so he used Chaos Magic to create a world of his own without any real intention or formal training in witchcraft—just as his mother did.

    The (presumed) series finale goes a step further to explore the origins of the famed “Ballad of the Witches’ Road” and its original songwriters: Nicholas and Agatha. (Not to be confused with the song’s actual Oscar-winning songwriters, Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez, who cowrote the “Agatha All Along” bop in WandaVision as well.) Back in the 18th century, the duo would lure witches into Agatha’s web, allowing her to both feast off of their power and pile up bodies for Death as she tried to buy as much time with her son as possible. All the while, they would sing and develop the song that would grow into the ballad. And when Nick finally died of natural causes, Agatha kept the tradition alive for centuries, using the song—and the fable of the Witches’ Road—to prey on other witches.

    In the series finale, Agatha returns in spirit form to explain all this to the confused Billy, who is just coming to terms with the fact that he’s essentially responsible for the deaths of Alice, Lilia, and Sharon Davis (even if Agatha will never remember the latter’s name). “Unlike your mother … sorry. Wanda … You actually did something interesting with your power,” Agatha tells Billy.

    “You’re making fun of me,” he replies. “This is just one of your tricks.”

    “The ballad was the trick,” Agatha says. “It was just a con to lure other gullible witches. The song doesn’t mean anything, it never did. The Road wasn’t real until you made it real.”

    The reveal of the Witches’ Road’s true nature stands as the biggest twist of the season, while also creating a clever thematic connection to WandaVision that echoes that series’ narrative structure without simply recycling it. WandaVision was a mystery box of a series that forced the viewer to question everything from the pilot’s opening moments, whereas Agatha All Along packaged its greatest mystery in secret, using Teen’s (not-so-mysterious) identity as a smokescreen. And just as WandaVision paid homage to decades of sitcom history by switching its TV inspirations from week to week, Agatha All Along used its various trials to celebrate classic fantasy and horror films. In the end, the Witches’ Road was Billy’s version of the Westview Hex, as the fledgling superhero continues to take after his mother without even realizing it.

    Agatha the (Unfriendly) Ghost

    Agatha Harkness is no more. But her spirit is very much alive.

    After showing up in Billy’s room in the final moments of the eighth episode, Agatha returns in the finale in all her ghostly glory. True to form, one of her first moves as a specter is to try to slap Billy across the face. Twice. Even in death, Agatha is one of the most unserious protagonists ever to grace the MCU. And, thankfully, her story isn’t over quite yet.

    While the silliness of her return dampens the dramatic impact of her death, Agatha now assumes a role her character has often held in the comics: spirit guide to a powerful witch. (And her brown hair has even turned a silverish white to match her comic book look in full.) In the comics, Agatha has died, become a ghost, returned to life, and died again. And just as she does in life, in death she trains the Scarlet Witch in the ways of witchcraft.

    Vision and the Scarlet Witch (1985) no. 3
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    In Agatha All Along, Billy attempts to banish Agatha’s spirit before sealing off the door to the Witches’ Road that remains in Agatha’s basement in Westview. (It’s hard to blame him for wanting to get rid of a sassy ghost who’s trying to spirit slap him.) But Billy submits to Agatha’s pleas to spare her when she finally confesses that she isn’t prepared to enter the afterlife and face her son. And so the pair agree to form a new coven of two and embark on a quest to find Tommy.

    It’s always possible that Agatha will eventually find a way to return to life, giving Kathryn Hahn’s purple witch another chance to shine in the spotlight. But at least for now, she returns to the supporting role that she often plays for Wanda in the comics, accompanying Wanda’s son as his much-needed mentor and witchcraft teacher. It feels as if Agatha All Along left a lot on the table with a character whose layers were only just beginning to be peeled back, but as long as Hahn is fine reprising her role in its new, ghostly form, there may still be time to learn more about the notorious Agatha Harkness.

    Finding Tommy and the Future of Billy Maximoff

    As Agatha All Along revealed at the end of Episode 6, Billy’s decision to travel the Witches’ Road—and, really, to create it—was driven by his desire to find his long-lost brother Tommy. In the penultimate episode, Agatha helps Billy use his powers to finally locate Tommy’s soul and find it a new home, just as Billy did with William Kaplan on the day he died in the car crash. Billy finds a boy who’s been pushed into a pool in a prank taken too far, moments away from drowning to death. He can sense that “there’s no one to love him” and that “he’s got no one,” possibly alluding to the character’s fractured home life and experience growing up in juvenile halls in the comics, in stark contrast to Billy’s upbringing with two loving parents. Now, Billy and Agatha just need to find the boy who will soon become Tommy Shepherd.

    In true MCU fashion, Agatha All Along ends with Agatha providing the audience with a tease: “Let’s go find Tommy.” Without any official announcement of a direct follow-up to Agatha All Along, it remains to be seen when or how the continuation of this story will take shape, but the path has been laid for it—starting even before this series began.

    Marvel Studios has been slowly assembling its team of Young Avengers across its TV shows and films for years, with 2023’s The Marvels finally confirming the upcoming project’s existence and the teen supergroup’s first three members: Kamala Khan (Iman Vellani), Kate Bishop (Hailee Steinfeld), and Cassie Lang (Kathryn Newton). Wiccan and Speed (Tommy’s superhero alter-ego) are prominent members of the Young Avengers in the comics, and it seems like only a matter of time before they join the rest of the MCU’s next generation of superheroes.

    Given the trajectory of Billy’s story in the MCU, it appears increasingly likely that Marvel Studios could adapt a popular storyline in the comics, Avengers: The Children’s Crusade. While the 2010-2012 miniseries by Allan Heinberg and Jim Cheung bears the name of the Young Avengers’ parent group in its title, it’s really a story about the Young Avengers, with Billy at its center as he struggles to control his powerful, reality-altering abilities. Billy, Tommy, and Co. search for Wanda Maximoff, who had been missing since she lost control of her powers and who rewrote the entire Marvel universe in the House of M series, not unlike what she did to Westview in WandaVision. In Children’s Crusade, Billy and Tommy reunite with their mother for the first time since their souls occupied new bodies and they became superheroes.

    Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2010) no. 6
    Marvel Comics

    While the context would have to be significantly changed to fit within the greater MCU narrative, Marvel Studios could adapt elements of The Children’s Crusade to center either on Billy searching for Tommy, or on the Young Avengers as they attempt to resurrect Wanda after her apparent death in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. What with Wanda’s obvious connections to the world of Agatha All Along and its leading characters, many viewers expected that Elizabeth Olsen would reprise her role as the Scarlet Witch for the show’s grand finale. But such a star-studded return would have surely overshadowed a story that belonged to Agatha and her pet-turned-student Billy, and Marvel can now save that tale for when the timing is right.

    Whatever journey lies ahead for Billy and the soon-to-be-reborn Tommy, it’s also unclear whether Schaeffer will have a direct part in shaping it. With Schaeffer busy with Agatha All Along, Marvel Studios tapped another showrunner to lead the second WandaVision spinoff, Vision Quest, across the finish line. And Schaeffer recently told Deadline that there isn’t anything else in development with her and the powerhouse studio: “I’m not working on anything right now for Marvel, but it is my hope that there will be more for [Billy], both because I’m such an admirer of Joe [Locke], and because I think the character is really interesting.”

    Given the success of Agatha All Along, which received strong reviews and promising viewership numbers that increased as the series went on, it would be a mistake on Marvel’s part to simply let Schaeffer go after she created two of Marvel’s most popular streaming titles, especially considering the scarcity of consistency and creative direction across the vast majority of Marvel Television’s shows. Schaeffer has proven that she is exactly the kind of filmmaker that the studio needs to lean on as it continues to revamp its approach to storytelling on the small screen.

    Agatha All Along may not have had the most satisfying conclusion when it came to its protagonist, but by repackaging much of what worked in WandaVision in a clever way, Marvel added another quality entry to its TV library. And by expanding on the untapped world of witchcraft, using some incredible practical sets and effects to capture it, Agatha All Along became the latest Marvel project to demonstrate that not every MCU project has to look or feel the same in style or substance. Including Billy, the ghost of Agatha, and Jen Kale—who’s flying off into the sunset somewhere—there are now even more witches in a world full of superheroes, as the supernatural continues to find a place in a multiverse that is still (somehow) only scratching the surface of how dynamic and diverse it is in the comics.

    Although nostalgia may be in for now, Marvel Studios will need to continue to innovate if it hopes to survive the superhero fatigue that has contributed to its dwindling box office and streaming numbers in recent years, especially as James Gunn’s DCU reboot looms. If Schaeffer and Hahn can turn a minor comic book character like Agatha—and one catchy jingle—into another streaming hit, there are still plenty of narrative avenues Marvel can capitalize on that don’t rely on a mutant or returning star to carry the company.

    Daniel Chin

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  • Finally reached my goal

    Finally reached my goal

    I know probably not many will see this but I’ve got no one else to share this with so I’m sharing it with all of you instead. After writing for what feels like a really long time, I’ve finally reached 100,000 words, so close to the end now. I’ve gone from doing pretty much nothing when I wake up, to writing nearly every day and actually having some fun.

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  • ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 6 Deep Dive

    ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 6 Deep Dive

    The witch’s road is ever-winding! Jo and Mal are here to take you down the deep dive of the sixth episode of Agatha All Along. They begin with their opening snapshot and dive through a massive theory corner about Teen’s big reveal and what it means about his journey through the road!

    Opening Snapshot (04:17)

    Deep Dive (14:00)

    Three Years Later (01:15:26)

    When Craftcrazy17 Met Bohnerrific69 (01:22:49)

    Billy Come on House of R (01:34:27)

    Back to Westview (01:41:36)

    Agatha Drags Herself out of the Swamps Of Sadness

    The Witches’ Road Goop (01:48:20)

    Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson
    Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman
    Video Editor: Stefano Sanchez
    Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal, T Cruz, and John Richter
    Social: Jomi Adeniran

    Subscribe: Spotify / Apple Podcasts / YouTube

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  • “Y’all Yelled About It” Plus a Comic Book Check-in With Kerm

    “Y’all Yelled About It” Plus a Comic Book Check-in With Kerm

    Y’all yelled about it, and we heard you! Today, Jomi and Steve will dive into a few of the many shows and movies in the world of fandom that you have suggested we watch, including From, Slow Horses, and The Wild Robot. Later, producer Kerm joins to discuss some of our favorite recently released comic books!

    Hosts: Jomi Adeniran and Steve Ahlman
    Producer: Jonathan Kermah
    Additional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal

    Subscribe: Spotify / Apple Podcasts

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  • ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 5 Deep Dive

    ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 5 Deep Dive

    We fly together or not at all, and you know Mal and Jo love a broom! Our favorite witches are back to dive deep into the latest episode of Agatha All Along. They start their spell-binding dive by talking about brooms, of course (17:30), before getting into everything from the latest trial (50:16). Then, they finish off with plenty of discussion around Teen, his true identity, and the ending of the episode (02:08:20).

    Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson
    Producer: Mike Wargon
    Video Editor: Stefano Sanchez
    Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal, John Richter, and T Cruz
    Social: Jomi Adeniran

    Subscribe: Spotify / Apple Podcasts / YouTube

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  • ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 3 Reactions and Revisiting ‘Joker’

    ‘Agatha All Along’ Episode 3 Reactions and Revisiting ‘Joker’

    The Boys are back, with the exception of Charles “Opt-outimus Prime,” to give you their thoughts on the latest episode of Disney+’s Agatha All Along (12:25). Then everyone joins in to discuss Joker in anticipation of the sequel next week (42:18).

    Hosts: Van Lathan, Charles Holmes, Jomi Adeniran, and Steve Ahlman
    Producers: Aleya Zenieris, Jonathan Kermah, and Steve Ahlman
    Additional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal

    Subscribe: Spotify / Apple Podcasts

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  • ‘Agatha All Along’ Episodes 1 and 2 Deep Dive

    ‘Agatha All Along’ Episodes 1 and 2 Deep Dive

    It’s time to go down the witches’ road! Mal and Jo conjure up a pod that dives deep into the season premiere of Agatha All Along! The two give their overall impressions of the show and what they think about the follow-up to the hit WandaVision (08:17). They then get into the first two episodes and later stop by Theory Corner to see what could be in store for our witchy crew!

    Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson
    Producer: Steve Ahlman
    Video Editor: Stefano Sanchez
    Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal and John Richter
    Social: Jomi Adeniran

    Subscribe: Spotify / YouTube

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  • Italian Stalwart La Gondola Leaves Lakeview and Two More Restaurant Closures

    Italian Stalwart La Gondola Leaves Lakeview and Two More Restaurant Closures

    Summer is generally a bustling season in Chicago hospitality, though bars and restaurants close for myriad reasons, even during the balmiest time of year. Below, Eater is cataloging both temporary and permanent restaurant closures in Chicago. If you know of a restaurant, bar, or another closed food establishment, please email chicago@eater.com. We will continue to update this post.

    For spring closures, go here.

    July 31

    Andersonville: Tiny neighborhood cocktail spot Marty’s Martini Bar will close on Labor Day, Monday, September 2, after two decades at 1511 W. Balmoral Avenue ahead of a relocation to a new space blocks away. Marty’s founder Marty Rogo has sold the bar to 2Bears Tavern Group owners Mike Sullivan and Mark Robertson, also behind LGBTQ-focused 2Bears Tavern in Uptown, Andersonville’s SoFo Tap and Meeting House Tavern, and Jackhammer in Rogers Park, the trio announced on Facebook. They also shared Marty’s new location about 10 minutes from the original at 1477 W. Winnemac Avenue but an opening date is not yet available.

    Bucktown: Char-broiled chicken specialist Nick’s Pit Stop is permanently closed after 27 years in business, the owners announced on Facebook. Owner Yolanda Resendiz, who has operated the restaurant for a decade at 2023 N. Damen Avenue, and her landlords couldn’t agree on terms to cover a possible property tax increase, according to Block Club Chicago. “While this may be goodbye for now, we are exploring the possibility of returning in the future,” owners write. “Please stay tuned and support us as we navigate this new chapter.”

    Lakeview: Red sauce Italian stalwart La Gondola is closed after 40 years at 2914 N. Ashland Avenue, owners announced on Instagram, much to the dismay of fans who poured sorrows into the comments section. But the restaurant’s story isn’t over, as the team is serving hit dishes (and eventually pizzas) out of Mirella’s Tavern on Division Street in Wicker Park.

    July 16

    Lakeview: Meaty neighborhood restaurant Select Cut Steakhouses will permanently close on Wednesday, July 31 at 2808 N Halsted Street after nearly three decades in business, owners announced on Instagram. “After almost 30 years Select Cut will be closing by the end of July,” they write in part. “It’s bittersweet to say the least, but we’re excited to see what the next chapter brings!”

    Uptown: Adored chicken wing destination BadaBing Wings is permanently closed following the death of owner Jose Lopez, 42, a hospitality veteran who died on Friday, June 14, according to Block Club Chicago. Remembered by friends and family as a committed business owner and “loving presence” in his community, Lopez opened Badabing Wings (named after Tony Soprano’s nightclub in hit HBO series The Sopranos) in 2022 at 4754 N. Clark Street. He rapidly made a name for himself with wet and dry-rubbed halal chicken wings in a variety of flavors. Before his death, Lopez was working to open a second location in south suburban Blue Island.

    South Loop; 3 Little Pigs, the Chinese American restaurant that’s emerged from a pandemic-era virtual restaurant, has closed its South Loop location inside Molly’s Cupcakes. That location, 3LP’s first brick-and-mortar, debuted in October 2023 at 1150 S. Wabash Avenue. Owner Henry Cai tells Eater the fact they couldn’t have outdoor signage hurt the business, and they’re focusing on their new Bridgeport location, next to Kimksi and Maria’s Community Bar. They’re hopeful to open a new ghost kitchen for delivery later this year in River North.

    Evanston: Mexican bar and restaurant Fonda Cantina is closed after nearly a year and a half in business at 1735 Benson Avenue in suburban Evanston, owner Michael Lachowicz tells Eater. Lachowicz, chef and owner of lauded French restaurant Aboyer in suburban Winnetka opened Fonda in February 2023 with his longtime business partners chef Miguel Escobar, sous chef Carlos Cahue, and wine director Sergio Angel. It featured a menu of dishes inspired by Escobar and Cahue’s respective grandmothers’ cooking throughout their childhoods in Huandacareo in Michoacan and Huitzuco in Guerrero. Stay tuned for more news from Lachowicz and the team.

    Fonda debuted in February 2023.
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    Evanston: Chinese restaurant Lao Sze Chuan is closed after a decade in business at 1633 Orrington Avenue in suburban Evanston, according to Evanston Now. Originally launched in 2014 as part of restaurateur Tony Hu’s Chicago-area culinary empire, the location was purchased by new owners in 2016.

    Oak Park: Suburban breakfast staple Cozy Corner Restaurant will permanently close on Sunday, July 28 at 138 N. Marion Street after 65 years in business, according to the Sun-Times. Owners Peter Gerousis and Georgia Dravilas tell reporters that between the financial hit of the pandemic, an increase in rent, and $500,000 in unpaid taxes from a previous owner, the restaurant faced an untenable situation. Though they have no plans to reopen in the immediate future, Gerousis and Dravilas say they are open to the possibility of an eventual return.

    June 27

    Bucktown: Yolk Test Kitchen, a six-year-old outpost of brunch restaurant chain Yolk, permanently closed on Sunday, June 23 at 1767 N. Milwaukee Avenue, according to Block Club Chicago. A roomy, industrial-style space favored by fans for plentiful plates of eggs Benedict and red velvet French toast, the test kitchen also provided the company a place to try out new recipes and get feedback from patrons. Yolk, originally founded in 2006 in Chicago’s South Loop, has grown significantly over subsequent decades. It now operates nearly a dozen locations in the Chicago area and spots in Indiana, Florida, and Texas.

    Lakeview: Aquarium-laden cocktail spot Lost Reef will permanently close on Saturday, June 19 after a year and a half, owners announced in early June on social media. Founded by the team behind Cheesie’s Pub and Grub, Lost Reef brought fancy cocktails — not to mention 2,500 gallons of fish and coral inside eight saltwater fish tanks — to the former home of Slice of Cheesies at 964 W. Belmont Avenue. On Instagram, reps encourage fans to “drink the bar dry” ahead of the closure with deals on reserve wines and premium liquor.

    Lincoln Park: Argot, an intimate French bistro inside the Chicago outpost of retail mini-chain Verve Wine, is permanently closed after less than a year in business at 2349 N. Lincoln Avenue, reps announced Wednesday, June 19 via Instagram. The wine shop remains open and the team plans to use the former Argot space for public and private events. “We have the utmost gratitude for all of the love and support of our amazing guests over these last nine months,” they write in part. “Unfortunately, the level of business that we have been experiencing simply cannot support continued operations.”

    Humboldt Park: Booze-free drink retailer Bendición Bottle Shop closed its permanent location on Saturday, June 15 after two years inside the Succulent City plant shop at 2540 W. Division Street, according to Block Club. Owner Cristina Torres tells reporters that she’s moving the business online with local delivery and pickup after struggling through low sales and foot traffic over recent months.

    Evanston: 527 Cafe, a suburban restaurant specializing in bubble tea, Taiwanese food, and Chinese dishes, permanently closed in early June at 527 Davis Street after 15 years in business so its owners can retire, they announce on Facebook.

    Evanston: Suburban Thai stalwart Cozy Noodles & Rice will permanently close at the end of June after over two decades at 1018 Davis Street, according to Evanston Round Table. Owners Bee Nanakorn and Yee Muenprasittivej founded the restaurant in 2001 and filled it with an extensive collection of eclectic memorabilia, including vintage lunchboxes, Pez dispensers, and a life-size statue of Elvis. Nanakorn tells reporters that rising rent costs forced the closure, though she and Muenprasittivej are interested in reopening in a new location.

    Naomi Waxman

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  • All hidden face locations in Hellblade 2

    All hidden face locations in Hellblade 2

    You’ll find hidden stone faces scattered throughout Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2. Finding these collectibles — and focusing on them — will open a new path leading to a tree containing a bit of lore.

    Our Hellblade 2 guide will show you where to find all 17 hidden faces in Senua’s Saga. We’ll break them down by chapter below. When you open the Chapters screen, you’ll be able to select a subsection of each chapter. We’ll also note which subsection the hidden stone faces appear in if you want to go back and find any you missed.


    Hidden faces rewards in Hellblade 2

    Each hidden face you find will reveal a secret path when you focus on it. Down that path, you’ll find a small tree — a version of Yggdrasil. Focusing on the tree will give you a snippet of lore.

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    Finding all 17 hidden stone faces will earn you the “Glimpses of the Gods” achievement. It’ll also unlock a new section in the Extras menu — Landdisasteinar Stories — where you can listen to the stories again.


    Chapter 1: Reykjanesta hidden faces

    There are no stone faces in chapter 1, “Reykjanesta.”


    Chapter 2: Freyslaug hidden faces

    There are two stone faces to find in chapter 2, “Freyslaug.” There is one during “Return Home” and one during “Meeting the Stranger.”

    Return Home stone face location

    After you solve the first rune puzzle, the “Return Home” section starts with Senua’s memory of home. After you find her mirror and learn to fight with it, you come back to the real(er) world.

    Hellblade 2 route to the Return Home stone face location

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    You’ll cross a gruesomely decorated bridge to more of the village and have to pass through a house with a man hanging from a hook inside.

    Hellblade 2 route to the Return Home stone face location

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    When you get back outside, continue along the path until you reach the torch you see ahead of you.

    Hellblade 2 Return Home stone face location

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    The first stone face is impossible to miss — you have to focus on it to open the path.

    Meeting the Stranger stone face location

    Hellblade 2 route to the Meeting the Stranger stone face location

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    After you rescue Fargrimr from the draugar, he’ll lead you away from the village. Not far into your walk, you’ll come to a broken bridge.

    Hellblade 2 Meeting the Stranger stone face location

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    When you reach it, look to the left. You’ll spot the next hidden face along an outcropping of rock there.


    Chapter 3: Raudholar hidden faces

    There are five stone faces to find in chapter 3, “Raudholar.” There are two during “Red Hills” and three during “On the Hill.”

    Red Hills stone face location 1

    Hellblade 2 route to Red Hills stone face location 1

    Image: Ninja Theory/Xbox Game Studios via Polygon

    Not long into your walk with both Fargrimr and Thorgestr, you’ll walk down a hill while Fargrimr starts to tell you about his village. You’ll come to the ruins of a few scattered buildings.

    Hellblade 2 route to Red Hills stone face location 1

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    Take a right as soon as you enter the clearing. There’s a path there that will lead back and to the right.

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    It will bring you to a small, circular clearing. Look to the left to find the next stone face.

    Red Hills stone face location 2

    In the same area, go back to the main path. This time, head to the left.

    Hellblade 2 Red Hills stone face location 2

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    Walk away from the main path again, and you’ll pass what’s left of a house. Keep walking straight back from that house to find the next hidden face.

    On the Hill stone face location 1

    After your trip through the dark and horror-filled forest, you’ll have another conversation with Fargrimr. He’ll set you on your trip to finding the hiddenfolk.

    Hellblade 2 route to On the Hill stone face location 1

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    The path with lead you through a shallow puddle. Just past that, watch for the path to split.

    Hellblade 2 On the Hill stone face location 1

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    Take the left fork, and you’ll be looking directly at the next hidden face.

    On the Hill stone face location 2

    After you complete the first of the hiddenfolk’s puzzles, head through the gate you just opened.

    Hellblade 2 On the Hill stone face location 2

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    On your way up the hill, just a little past the first puzzle, you’ll spot the next stone face in the stones on your right.

    On the Hill stone face location 3

    After the second hiddenfolk puzzle, pass through the gate. The path will lead you up and then down a hill, and you’ll have to drop off a pair of ledges.

    Hellblade 2 route to On the Hill stone face location 3

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    In the next clearing, the main path goes off to the left and past another shallow puddle. Over on the right side, look for another pair of ledges to climb.

    Hellblade 2 On the Hill stone face location 3

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    At the top, the next stone face will be immediately next to you on the right.


    Chapter 4: Huldufolk hidden faces

    There are four stone faces to find in chapter 4, “Huldufolk.” There are three during “Enter the Caves” and one during “Act of Sacrifice.”

    Enter the Caves stone face location 1

    Hellblade 2 route to Enter the Caves stone face location 1

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    When you enter the caves at the beginning of “Enter the Caves,” you’ll squeeze through a narrow passage and then drop off a ledge. Just past that, you’ll have to crouch through a small doorway.

    Hellblade 2 Enter the Caves stone face location 1

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    As you pass through, keep an eye on your left to find the next stone face in the wall.

    Enter the Caves stone face location 2

    Continue along and you’ll find the first brazier. Lighting that one reveals a ramp up to the main path. Keep following it through the tunnels until you reach the second, already-lit brazier.

    Hellblade 2 Enter the Caves stone face location 2

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    When you loop around to the right to reach the brazier and extinguish it, it’ll reveal the doorway to the next section. Instead of dropping down, turn around. The next hidden face was, well, hidden behind a section of rock that you passed on your way.

    Enter the Caves stone face location 3

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    Just past that second brazier, you’ll come to a hole in the floor that you have to drop through. When you land, you’ll be in waist-deep water.

    Hellblade 2 Enter the Caves stone face location 3

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    As soon you land, turn around. The tunnel extends behind you, and that’s where you’ll find the next hidden face.

    Act of Sacrifice stone face location

    Hellblade 2 route to the Act of Sacrifice stone face location

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    After a long and tense trip through the dark while being led by the hiddenfolk’s lights, you’ll eventually come to a naturally lit cave with floating boulders. There’s a hole with floating rocks to the right — the way out — and another to the left. The left one is where you’re heading.

    Hellblade 2 Act of Sacrifice stone face location

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    As you approach the edge of the hole, look to your left to find the next hidden face.


    Chapter 5: Bardarvik hidden faces

    There are six stone faces to find in chapter 5, “Bardarvik.” There is one during “To the Sea,” two during “Sjavarrisi,” and three during “Another Question.”

    To the Sea stone face location

    At the start of “To the Sea,” you’ll be walking with Fargrimr and Thorgestr along some cliffs. The hiddenfolk will start talking to Senua and the men will disappear so she can reflect on the beauty of the place.

    Hellblade 2 To the Sea stone face location

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    Keep following the path until you cross a small stream. To the right, there’s a tiny waterfall. The next hidden face is just to the right of it.

    Sjavarrisi stone face location 1

    Hellblade 2 route to Sjavarrisi stone face location 1

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    A short time later, you’ll run into Astridr and her people. Once the tension is diffused, you’ll begin walking with her. Not long into the walk, Astridr will squeeze through a narrow gap in the rock.

    Hellblade 2 Sjavarrisi stone face location 1

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    Before you follow her through, look to the right to find the next hidden face.

    Sjavarrisi stone face location 2

    After you solve the first rune puzzle in Bardarvik, you’ll get back on the main path.

    Hellblade 2 Sjavarrisi stone face location 2

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    Just a little way farther along, the path will go right up to the cliff edge and you might be able to spot Astridr in the distance. Look to the right to find the next stone face.

    Another Question stone face location 1

    The next hidden face can actually be found during the second rune puzzle here. Go through to puzzle until you find the middle rune — the curved or ψ-shaped one.

    Hellblade 2 route to Another Question stone face location 1

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    After you find it, you’ll head to a second cove. Before you start flipping stones around on your way to the third rune, drop down to the beach. Behind the shipwreck directly ahead of you, there’s a narrow gap that leads into a tunnel.

    Hellblade 2 Another Question stone face location 1

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    Follow the tunnel to the end — there’s a lorestangir down at the beach. Just as you exit the tunnel, turn around. You would’ve run right past the hidden face on your way through.

    Another Question stone face location 2

    Once you solve the second rune puzzle and head into the beach cave, you’ll go into a dreamy underwater sequence where the hiddenfolk share Sjavarrisi’s story.

    Hellblade 2 route to Another Question stone face location 2

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    When that’s done, Senua will find herself back on the (a?) beach. Head up the hill into the town. You’ll pass by a lit torch and then turn to walk downhill. At the second torch you pass, there will be a pole with cowbells hanging from it. Just past that, take a right to head behind the house.

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    You’ll find the next hidden face between the fence and the house’s roof.

    Another Question stone face location 3

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    From that stone face, turn around and head back to the main path. Take a right to start following it again, and then take the first left off of it.

    Hellblade 2 Another Question stone face location 3

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    The dimly lit path will go path a house and snake through some low walls before leading you past another lorestangir. Keep following it to the end where you’ll find a house. Walk around to the right side and to the torch at the back. Turn to the left to find the final hidden face.


    Chapter 6: Borgarvirki hidden faces

    There are no stone faces in chapter 6, “Borgarvirki.”

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  • The Greatest Diss Tracks of All Time, Ranked

    The Greatest Diss Tracks of All Time, Ranked

    I was on the phone with a friend Sunday night discussing the weekend’s onslaught of Drake and Kendrick Lamar songs when he abruptly cut me off. “Kendrick … I mean Drake—Drake just dropped,” he said, correcting himself and unintentionally capturing the whirlwind nature of this feud. The last great rap beef had settled into the rhythm of an avalanche the past week: Kendrick drops two songs, then Drake drops, then Kendrick drops two more. You may have stepped into a movie thinking Drake had the upper hand, but if you checked Twitter right after the credits rolled, you may have thought his career was over. We’ve come a long way since the days of Jay-Z and Nas, when they fired six shots back and forth over 18 months. By comparison, Drake and Kendrick dropped a combined six records in six days.

    But admit it: Despite the breakneck pace—and setting aside some of the ickiness of the songs—this was the most fun rap had been in years. Which makes sense, because hip-hop has always been built on competition: graffiti artists writing over each other’s work, DJs squaring off with scratching and beat-juggling routines, breakdance crews facing off on cardboard. And that’s even before getting to the MCs—arguably the most egotistical of the bunch, and definitely the best suited to destroy any challengers given the nature of their craft. That battle element is embedded in mostly everyone who’s ever picked up a mic: From Kool Moe Dee and Busy Bee to Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion. At times, it’s turned violent—some of the beefs on this list did not stay on wax—and at others, it’s gone Hollywood—Eminem’s most famous moments may have come courtesy 8 Mile—but it’s never gone away.

    What we’ve been witnessing with Kendrick and Drake (and Rick Ross, and Metro Boomin, and …) is among the greatest rap beefs ever. When you consider the scale of the artists involved and the speed at which social media moves, it’s almost certainly the biggest ever. There’s a spectacle to this that’s gone beyond punchlines: the memes, the livestreams, and anticipation have made this probably the biggest cultural event of the year. (Put it this way: Do you even remember when Taylor Swift and Beyoncé dropped sprawling albums just a few weeks ago?)

    We here at The Ringer are ready to call this thing over. There may be other tracks in the Kendrick-Drake feud—hell, one could drop right after this list publishes—but unless something wild happens outside the music, there’s a clear winner. (Who it is will be revealed as you read on.) But we wanted to take a moment to not only mark this beef, but also all the consequential beefs that have happened in rap’s long and storied history. And that’s why we present to you the 81 greatest diss records in hip-hop history, ranked as definitively as we can.

    Before we get to the list, a couple of things to note. First, we wanted to step back and see which feud is most represented in this ranking. And well, maybe we’re slight prisoners of the moment.

    Drake vs. Kendrick (plus Rick Ross!) produced the most songs on this ranking. But right behind it came the other most storied beefs in hip-hop’s annals: Jay-Z vs. Nas with five (the only song missing was Nas’s “Last Real N—a Alive,” an excellent track that’s more of a retelling of events than a diss), and the East Coast vs. West Coast feud of the mid-’90s. (While we here at The Ringer recognize it was mostly a media construction—and probably more a Death Row vs. Bad Boy affair—groups like Mobb Deep and Capone-N-Noreaga are integral to that part of history.) Coming right behind it are the Juice Crew–vs.–Boogie Down Productions Bridge Wars, LL Cool J. vs. Kool Moe Dee, and the long, public dissolution of N.W.A. (Also worth noting: Plenty of beefs on this list had two entries, but it takes a special kind of vitriol to land more than that.)

    But since we’re acknowledging a slight bit of recency bias, we also wanted to tally which decade had the most tracks on the list. And well …

    The ’90s runs away with this. You can assume we’re old heads, but also let’s acknowledge that it was a special time: when rap was maturing commercially, giving many of these records widespread distribution and MTV and BET play, but also coming at a time when the genre was still relatively young, meaning the artists still felt free to let the unbridled hate fly.

    Lastly, before we begin the list, we wanted to run through some honorable mentions that didn’t make the cut:

    • “Officer Down,” Lloyd Banks: Banks in peak battle mode. Still, it’s truly amazing that Rick Ross was outed as a correctional officer and came out relatively unscathed. Maybe he is the Teflon Don.
    • Rick Ross’s Instagram: Speaking of Rozay, our dude just made both #bbldrizzy and private-jet flight safety national concerns. If there’s any lesson from this current sprawling feud, it’s don’t mess with someone funnier than you.
    • “H.A.A.,” Black Sheep: Or, “Here’s Another Asshole.” Lots of people dissed MC Hammer in the ’90s, but Dres and Mister Lawnge hated this guy.
    • “One Day,” Jeru the Damaja: See also: “What They Do” by the Roots. Dissing shiny-suit rappers in general—and Big and Puff specifically—was a cottage industry in 1996-97. No one went at it harder than the Black Prophet.
    • “Ova,” Jaz-O / “Get High (Freestyle),” Roc-A-Fella Records: The best rap bad blood goes back decades. In this case, it goes back to the “Hawaiian Sophie” days.
    • Drop That Soulja Rag,” Da Wild Boyz: “Juvenile!!! Step away from the Hummer!!!” A great New Orleans rap beef that’s been forgotten to time.
    • “Go to Sleep,” Eminem, DMX, Obie Trice / “Hail Mary,” Eminem, 50 Cent, Busta Rhymes: At some point, you just gotta leave Ja Rule alone.
    • “Crook County,” Twista featuring Speedknot Mobstaz: As list contributor Andrew Barber reminds me, all the Midwest fast rappers were beefing at the time.
    • “Faneto,” Chief Keef: No one has done this much damage to New Jersey’s reputation since the Situation.
    • “Obsessed,” Mariah Carey: I was tempted to sneak this on the list before a colleague said it was the “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” argument in rap form. Still, you know it’s good because people on r/Eminem hate it.

    Without further ado, here are the 81 greatest diss tracks in hip-hop history—plus a few dishonorable mentions. (And be sure to check out our Spotify playlist of many of the songs on this list here.) —Justin Sayles


    81. “Champagne Moments,” Rick Ross

    Year: 2024

    Target: Drake

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Sometimes the most vicious and iconic portion of a diss record isn’t the raps, it’s the monologue on the outro. “Champagne Moments” is one of those tracks. To be quite honest, I could’ve done without the raps and instead got a double helping of Ricky Ross talking shit about Drake over the luxurious Mini Boom and Trop–produced beat.

    Somehow, as a Black person, the only thing that stings nearly as bad as being called a racial slur is being called a white boy. It’s a schoolyard-level insult used to shame Black kids into feeling like outsiders to their own race for talking a certain way or doing stuff that a white person is expected to do. And if that Black person is insecure about their Blackness, it’ll sting. Every time Ross says “white boy” in the outro, it feels like a grenade thrown at the “mob ties” persona Drake has donned for the past few years. (It’s also a form of precognition for Drake responding to the record in the whitest fashion possible: by telling his white mother that Rick Ross is racist for calling him white.) And to top it all off, Ross exposes Drake’s plastic surgery–made abs.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Champagne Moments” will be remembered as the war on Drake’s Battle of Bunker Hill or D-Day. It immediately softened the blow of Drake’s diss “Push Ups”—which leaked the same day—it gave the anti-Drake brigade reinforcements while stalling for Kendrick Lamar’s eventual response, and most importantly, it reminded everyone where Drake is most vulnerable by once again putting Drake’s insecurity as a Black man back on trial for the world to see. Oh, and it was funny as hell.

    Who caught the worst stray? White boys that wear Dockers without underwear. Do y’all really do that shit? —Jonathan Kermah

    80. “Pussy Ass Kid and Hoe Ass Play (Payback Is a Mutha Fucker),” Luke featuring JT Money and Bust Down

    Year: 1992

    Target: Kid ‘N Play

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Honestly, this song makes the cut based on its title alone. But Uncle Luke letting his henchmen ride on the House Party boys with lines like “You got a flat top thicker than commodity cheese” and “If I see you at a show and you’re slippin’, you’re gettin’ pissed on” was a chess move that Kid ‘N Play couldn’t begin to kick-step their way out of.

    What’s this song’s legacy? As legend has it, Luke saw Salt-N-Pepa on BET with Kid ‘N Play talking about how they didn’t like 2 Live Crew’s, uh, provocative lyrics. And if we know anything about Luke, it’s that he’s going to defend his group’s content—whether that’s in court or against a couple of rapping actors. Luke remains a legend. Kid ‘N Play, meanwhile, haven’t made an album since this song dropped, but you can catch them in Progressive commercials.

    Was this song a knockout blow? In 2020, Kid told DJ Vlad that when he and Play saw the song title, they knew they had to tap out. “We barely cursed,” he laughed. He may be selling his group short: “Darn Luke” could have gone off. —Justin Sayles

    79. “Quiet Storm (Remix),” Mobb Deep featuring Lil’ Kim

    Year: 1998

    Target: Charli Baltimore

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “I’m a leader, y’all on some followin’ shit / Comin’ in the game on some modeling shit / Bitches suck cock just to get to the top / I put 100 percent in every line I drop.”

    The “10% Dis” nod at the beginning of Lil’ Kim’s verse is a canny historical reference that makes her intentions clear from the jump. But it’s the disdain in her voice, and how well it gels with Havoc and Jonathan Williams’s sinister production, that resonates the deepest as she flexes her bona fides while dismissing the target of her insults. (More on that later.)

    What’s this song’s legacy? The origin of “Quiet Storm” can be traced back to 1997, when Prodigy recorded a rough cut that DJ Clue got his hands on. Within two years, a polished version became the lead single for Murda Muzik, Mobb Deep’s perfect balance of commercial success and the ominous street rap on which Prodigy and Havoc hung their bandanas.

    But the “Quiet Storm” remix was Lil’ Kim’s showcase—a perfect exhibition for the intonation, presence, and pure venom that made her more than a provocateur. “Quiet Storm” was already a major, if not unlikely, club hit at places like The Tunnel by 1999. Lil’ Kim elevated the remix off the strength of her presence alone, all while using the moment to air out a rival who, let her tell it, was just an imitator.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? How people thought Lil’ Kim’s verse was about Foxy Brown (who she later feuded with) when she was actually sniping at Charli Baltimore. —Julian Kimble

    78. “U Ain’t Bone,” Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

    Year: 1997

    Target: Three 6 Mafia, Do or Die, other Midwest fast rappers

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? When Layzie Bone said, “N—-s gonna pay on the day that I spot him / Toss him in the trunk of the Caddy / on the way to the rodeo, killing all carbon copies.”

    The irrationally territorial state of hip-hop in the mid-to-late 1990s wasn’t just about regions on a map; it was also about signature styles. Bone didn’t have a dog in the East vs. West Coast fight—although the Cleveland-bred group has a footnote in rap’s most infamous beef because it recorded tracks with 2Pac (“Thug Luv”) and Biggie (“Notorious Thugs”) before they died—but Bone did have its own intra-Midwest battle with Chicago-based groups Crucial Conflict and Do or Die. Their beef wasn’t over land, but rather the idea that, basically, anyone who rapped fast was copying Bone. The three groups were otherwise completely different: Crucial Conflict had a cowboy/farmer aesthetic, Do or Die embraced the pimp/playa look, and Bone was Ouija boards and funeral vibes. But for its 1997 album, The Art of War, the thuggish ruggish group went military style, taking up arms against “clones” trying to be like Bone. Layzie’s line about Cadillacs and rodeos was an obvious shot at the Chi-town pimps and farmers—about as clear and articulate as it got for a Bone track at the time.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “U Ain’t Bone” is the most direct and dedicated diss track, but really, The Art of War is a diss album. (A diss double album, at that.) From “Ready 4 War” (Bizzy Bone: “Fuck you, you weren’t original / Mano a mano ain’t no subliminal”) to “Look Into My Eyes” (Layzie: “Harmony smooth with the thug shit, mo’ murda to the fools that clone”) and several others, they emptied the clip on any real or perceived rivals.

    This is also the rare Bone track for which it felt necessary to pay close attention to the actual words coming out of their mouths (no matter how many stop-and-rewinds it took), instead of just humming and scatting in harmony as usual.

    Was Bone punching up or down—and does that matter? This felt like hip-hop Whac-A-Mole. Bone was on top of the industry for the latter part of the 1990s, while acts like Crucial Conflict and Do or Die were just trying to get their foot in the door and make a mark. And the Thugs-N-Harmony weren’t letting that happen on their watch. Twista, the Usain Bolt of rapping fast, and Three 6 Mafia, whose themes of death and darkness flew too close to Bone for their liking, were also targeted on disses like “U Ain’t Bone.” Whoever popped up on the scene looking or sounding like a clone, Bone knocked ’em down. —Amaar Burton

    77. “The Book of Daniel,” MF Grimm featuring MF Mez and Bashton the Invizabul Mang

    Year: 2006

    Target: MF Doom

    What’s the most vicious part of the song? What makes “The Book of Daniel” cut deep is that this isn’t two rappers vying for women or who’s the best; this is two brothers having a very real disagreement with each other, with one of them pulling back the curtain to expose what fans were never privy to. It’s the disillusion of a friendship more than it is a diss song. Grimm sounds conflicted, though; while he’s down to mention every name he says helped Zev Love X become MF Doom, he also acknowledges that he never should have made any private money issues he had with Doom public. Although part of that was because Grimm and his associates felt that Doom was taking shots at them. “But now you’re being disrespectful to me and the crew,” Grimm raps toward the beginning of his third verse. “Now I gotta do what I gotta do.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? This track’s legacy is tricky; we fully understand that there are casual rap fans who have probably never heard this song before (or aren’t aware of much of Grimm’s catalog). But for those who follow the underground, “The Book of Daniel” highlights Grimm’s talents as an emcee while giving fans a peek into the creation of one of hip-hop’s most illustrious figures.

    Was MF Grimm punching up or down—and does that matter? Up. “The Book of Daniel” is meant to be a cautionary tale for up-and-coming rappers about what can happen when friendship and business start to mix. —Jayson Buford

    76. “Shots Fired,” Megan Thee Stallion

    Year: 2020

    Target: Tory Lanez

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “I told him, ‘You’re not poppin’, you just on the remix’”—because any time you can accuse someone as risible as Tory Lanez of riding Jack Harlow’s coattails, you gotta take it.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Before the legal system doled out its punishment, “Shots Fired” served as Meg’s revenge for the July 2020 incident in which Lanez shot her in the foot. That it comes over a beat that flips the same sample as “Who Shot Ya?” places it in a lineage of great, aggressive rap songs—though unlike Biggie’s track, there’s no mistaking who “Shots Fired” is about.

    Who caught the worst stray? Kelsey Nicole, Meg’s former friend who the rapper suggests may have taken hush money to keep quiet about the incident. With friends like that, who needs wannabe tough guy Canadian singers? —Sayles

    75. “Get At Me Dog,” DMX

    Year: 1998

    Target: K-Solo

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Up north, this n—- never made a sound”

    What’s this song’s legacy? It starts in prison a decade earlier, where DMX and EPMD affiliate K-Solo were both serving time. During their stints, they occasionally rap-battled and developed a general distaste for each other. A few years later, after both men were released, K-Solo scored minor hits with the songs “Spellbound” and “Letterman” where he’d, well, use letters to spell things. X claimed Solo bit this style from him and released his own version. That was in 1991. Seven years later, when X scored his first major record deal, he used his debut single to once again take shots. As a diss, it’s lukewarm. As a song, it’s as hot as hell. It sent X’s career into the stratosphere, eons beyond where Solo’s stalled out. And not even the threat of a boxing match could change that.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? In EPMD’s “Knick Knack Patty Whack,” Solo misspelled bird as “B-R-I-D.” Surprised X didn’t sic his D-G-O-S on him for that. —Sayles

    74. “Push Ups,” Drake

    Year: 2024

    Target: Kendrick Lamar, Future, Metro Boomin, Rick Ross, the Weeknd, the Weeknd’s manager, Ja Morant

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? I went through the lyrics tonight, and the best thing I could come up with is Drake’s “shut up and make some drums” line, which is less of a bar and more of an imperative one-off statement. The memes directed at Metro Boomin that followed were elite, but as far as diss tracks go, “Push Ups” cast a wide net and hit its targets with glancing blows rather than knockout punches. In theory, there’s nothing wrong with that. But considering the guerilla warfare that ensued in the form of Kendrick’s Drake-hating magnum opus, “Push Ups” could’ve used a few more specific, scathing bars.

    What’s this song’s legacy? In the immediate aftermath of its release, “Push Ups” looked like a solid first response to Kendrick’s slights in “Like That.” Drake got shots off at most of his enemies and saved a few more personal bars (“your last one bricked, you really not on shit”) for his main target. But in the wake of Kendrick’s subsequent full-on assault—which included “Euphoria,” “6:16 in LA,” “Meet the Grahams,” and “Not Like Us”—“Push Ups” is more likely to be remembered as a mistake than one of Drizzy’s stronger battle moments.

    Who caught the worst stray? I’m going to flip this question on its head a bit and say SZA. Nearly everyone Drake dissed—from Kendrick to Rick Ross to the Weeknd—had it coming. But the people Drake shouted out when dissing Kendrick (“SZA got you wiped down / Savage got you wiped down”) deserved better. For her part, SZA responded to Drake’s complimentary name-drop by posting the NeNe Leakes “now why am I in this” meme on Instagram.

    Who could blame her? Though Drake was effectively issuing SZA a public compliment, she’d have been better off not being associated with the losing team of this very one-sided rap battle. In retrospect, we all owe J. Cole an apology: Steering clear of this messy, rap-history-altering feud would’ve been the best move for everyone involved not named Kendrick. —Daniel Comer

    73. “T-Shirts Buddens,” Lil B

    Year: 2010

    Target: Joe Budden

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? With all due respect to Lil B’s incredulity that Joe Budden would speak ill of him even though Budden has “a fucking full beard,” it has to be “Shut the fuck up with those depressin’-ass songs / It’s the summertime—get some fuckin’ pussy and go home.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? That would be The Joe Budden Podcast. Lil B didn’t quite end Budden’s rapping career, but the diss coincided with Budden’s slide out of rapper’s-rapper cult hero status and into drive-time punditry; that the diss is by such an internet denizen makes the story all too tidy.

    Was Lil B punching up or down—and does that matter? The best part about this beef is that I’m absolutely positive each of them had Wikipedia open while trying to craft insults about the other. —Paul Thompson

    72. “Wack 2 Wack,” Sauce Walka

    Year: 2015

    Target: Drake

    What was the most vicious part of this song? Sauce Walka attacking Drake for the one thing he’ll never have: authenticity. “You been wanting to be a rapper but that shit was wack,” Sauce raps over Drake’s own “Back to Back” beat. “Dropped some songs that didn’t work so you had to act / Nickelodeon-ass n—a, coachin’-ass n—a / You ain’t Black, you a fucking Cambodian-ass n—a.”

    In the same way that Kendrick Lamar is doing now, Sauce Walka was taking Drake’s manufactured superstardom to task. The Toronto rapper and pop behemoth has dabbled in the flows and slang of Houston rap, Atlanta rap, Memphis rap, London drill rap, and even SoundCloud rap. At his core, Drake is the kid from Degrassi who tried on new outfits and decided which one fit him the best. Authenticity is not his strong suit—it’s something he abandoned to play a character, both as an actor and off the camera. In the music world, it’s what’s made him a dominant force. In a rap beef, it makes him vulnerable against these street dudes, who could never even imagine switching up their personas.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Sauce Walka opened up a hole in Drake’s identity, which allowed other rappers to pick up on Drake’s fatal flaw. He belongs to no code, other than his own need for success. It’s what hurt him in his beef with Kendrick. Drake is toast; Sauce started that energy.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Sauce Walka was not famous enough to dent Drake’s armor, and Aubrey looked nearly untouchable at the time. Drake never responded to this, and “Wack 2 Wack” became a footnote in the beef with Meek Mill, which Drake won with ease. —Buford

    71. “Paper Plate,” GZA

    Year: 2008

    Target: 50 Cent

    What’s the most vicious part of the song? Midway through the second verse, GZA rips off a heater: “You ain’t nothing but a pig in a blanket / Hoghead, the deadliest food at the banquet / All this rap crap that’s trapped in your colon / only means, get rid of the wack shit you’re holdin’.” Harsh words toward 50 Cent, who Wu-Tang have had a beef with ever since 50 named ODB, Rae, Ghost, and RZA on “How to Rob.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? 50 Cent is rich; you and I, not as much. The guys who catch him slipping might not be as famous as he is, but they are certainly more respected in the streets. This song is another paradox of 50: that all the money in the world can’t garner him respect.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Although 50 did have beef with Wu-Tang because of his song “How to Rob,” this specific beef with GZA started with GZA dissing Soulja Boy and 50 quickly coming to Soulja’s defense. It’s funny that someone as seemingly inconsequential to New York rap can start a beef. —Buford

    70. “Drag ‘Em N Tha River,” U.N.L.V.

    Year: 1996

    Target: Mystikal, Big Boy Records

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “You fake cheerleadin’ bitch” are the first words you hear when the Mannie Fresh beat fires up. The line was in reference to Mystikal’s days as a well-known high school cheerleader in New Orleans.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Mystikal was one of, if not the first, New Orleans rapper to break out nationally. In 1995, Jive Records released his first nationally-distributed album, Mind of Mystikal, which included the single “Y’all Ain’t Ready Yet.” The video garnered national airplay on shows like Yo! MTV Raps and Rap City, but most people outside the Bayou had no idea the song included a subliminal diss aimed at a local group by the name of U.N.L.V: “One never gonna change my style, never gonna bounce, never gonna bow.”

    The sub was in reference to “Eddie Bow,” a New Orleans bounce hit by U.N.L.V.—one of the first acts signed to Cash Money Records. Not taking the diss lightly, U.N.L.V. quickly fired back with “Drag ‘Em N Tha River,” a scathing diss track poking fun at Mystikal’s hairstyle and his days as a high school cheerleader. The song became a local anthem and quickly spread around the region and then the country, helping to expand Cash Money’s reach.

    Was this song a knockout blow? No. Mystikal was on his way to becoming a nationally known star and would later sign with the red-hot No Limit Records in 1996. U.N.L.V. unfortunately lost their momentum after leaving Cash Money and then suffered the tragic murder of group member Yella Boy in 1997. On the mic, Mystikal did get his lick back with “Let’s Get Em” from Master P’s multi-platinum Ghetto D album, unloading a whole clip on U.N.L.V. in his high-energy verse (“I take a braid out my own head, whoop yo’ ass with one of my plaits”).

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Fifteen years later, Mystikal would sign to Cash Money Records—a move that shocked longtime supporters and No Limit loyalists. And while this partnership failed to produce an album, it was interesting to see Mystikal join forces with the label he was once at odds with (and was at odds with his previous two label homes: Big Boy and No Limit). It never felt right and that’s perhaps why it didn’t work out. —Andrew Barber

    69. “Big Shot,” Joe Budden

    Year: 2004

    Target: 50 Cent, the Game, Young Buck

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? In hindsight, it’s probably Budden mocking the kind of jail time 50 did, as a few years later 50 would try to make the incongruity between Rick Ross’s resume and his on-record persona the silver bullet in their own battle. But at the time, it was locating the Game, perpetually on the coattails of more interesting artists: “When you see him, he just dancing in the background.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? At this point Joe Budden is far, far more famous than his catalog, perhaps even including “Pump It Up,” and though 50 has receded into TV moguldom (and Game into the depths of The Shade Room), you’d be hard-pressed to say Budden specifically was vindicated. Maybe it survives as a reminder to mine the depths of early reality TV.

    Who caught the worst stray? “And as far as Banks and Buck, I’m done discussing ‘em / I only beef with n—-s who own publishing.” —Thompson

    68. “Never Personal (Fuck Nature and Nas),” Cormega featuring Delorean

    Year: 1998

    Target: Nas, Nature

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “That’s why my man took your fuckin gold chain / And he’s wearin’ your shit in the projects, you’re a fuckin bitch / Namsayin, Nas? You need to you need to you need to / Get a fuckin fireproof fuckin’ van next time you come through.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? Hell hath no fury like a crew member scorned. Cormega was the secret weapon of the Firm—the Nas, AZ, and Foxy Brown supergroup that debuted on It Was Written’s “Affirmative Action.” But things eventually went sour between Mega and the QB clique’s leader—reportedly over shady label mechanics and disagreements with Nas’s manager, Steve Stoute. Cormega was summarily replaced with Nature—a childhood friend of Nas and a C-minus knockoff of Mega. (Something Mega acknowledges on this track: “Yo, who this fake n—a soundin’ like me? / You wanna be me, but can’t see a thousand like me.”) The Firm would go on to put out an album with Nature produced by Dr. Dre in 1997. But “Never Personal”—whose beat bears an uncanny resemblance to “Shook Ones”—quickly became a college-radio staple the next year and remains the best thing to come out of this beef. But Mega may have not even needed it because, as Dre famously acknowledged, “the Firm flopped.”

    Was Cormega punching up or down—and does that matter? Against Nas: way up. Against Nature: way down. (Though shout-out to the “Ultimate High” beat.) —Sayles

    67. “Acknowledge,” Masta Ace

    Year: 2001

    Target: The High & the Mighty, Boogieman

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “One thing: Who named y’all the High and the Mighty? / To me, y’all just sound like a couple of high whities”

    What’s this song’s legacy? That a misunderstanding can lead to a classic diss song. The legend is the High & the Mighty—the Philly duo who put a minor indie-rap classic on Rawkus Records in 1999—mentioned Masta Ace and his Slaughtahouse crew onstage at the annual CMJ conference. But it wasn’t supposed to be a diss: Ace was told in a game of telephone that rapper Mr. Eon said, “fuck Masta Ace and fuck the Slaughtahouse,” when in reality, he said, “pumpin’ Masta Ace, I walk into a Jewish slaughterhouse.” (Yikes.) Still, before the misunderstanding was cleared up, Ace released “Acknowledge,” a standout on his 2001 album, Disposable Arts. As for the song’s other target—Boogieman, who actually did diss Ace—well, turns out he was as real as the tooth fairy.

    Was Masta Ace punching up or down—and does that matter? Considering Ace was on “The Symphony” and the High & the Mighty were on the Rawkus JV team, way down. But “Acknowledge” did help revitalize Ace’s career at a time when he needed it. —Sayles

    66. “No Mo Play in GA,” Pastor Troy

    Year: 2001

    Target: Master P

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The intro mocks the beginning of Master P’s biggest hit, “Make ’Em Say Uhh!” with Pastor Troy ringing the offices of “No Limit Studios” inviting the No Limit Soldiers to battle: “Since everybody think they soldiers / Then what’s up, we’ll go to war.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? No Limit Records was on top of the world in the late ’90s, thanks to a stable of artists that included Master P, Snoop Dogg, Silkk The Shocker, and Mystikal. The Louisiana-based independent label seemingly churned out gold and platinum albums weekly and dominated radio, video, and Billboard charts—not to mention they had movies in theaters, toys in stores, and their CEO auditioning for the NBA.

    But as the ’90s came to a close, adversaries began taking aim at the colonel and his soldiers, hoping to send the golden tank offtrack. While many subliminals were fired their way, it was Georgia boy Pastor Troy who called them out by name and turned a diss record into a certified Atlanta anthem.

    Was this song a knockout blow? No. However, the tank was starting to run out of gas and Pastor Troy pounced at the right moment. The No Limit empire crumbled shortly thereafter, with most soldiers defecting and going AWOL—but “No Mo Play in GA” had nothing to do with that. It did, however, cool Master P down in Atlanta, one of his biggest markets.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Hot 107.9’s Birthday Bash concert is one of Atlanta’s most important annual events and a summertime staple. “No Mo Play in GA” was so scorching hot in 1999, the station had no choice but to offer Troy a headlining slot on the bill. However, when Master P got word of Pastor Troy’s inclusion, he phoned the station and offered to headline the Bash for free if they removed Troy from the lineup. The station obliged and the Pastor was dropped—or so they thought.

    Fellow ATLiens Goodie Mob came to Troy’s rescue and brought him out as a special guest during their set, and he absolutely stole the show and brought the house down. Troy has claimed in many interviews that you could hear the “We Ready” chants two miles away. “We hit that stage. That shit was viral before viral,” Troy told the Big Facts podcast. —Barber

    65. “Linda Tripp,” El-P

    Year: 1999

    Target: Sole

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? [Sole’s voice chopped out from a recorded phone call]: “I-I-I-I love Company Flow … I wanna be down.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? Look: To fully explain this one, we’d have to break out the Jansports and head to an open mic night in cow country. But way back, decades before El-P teamed up with Killer Mike for Run the Jewels, he was in a group named Company Flow that had beef with a rapper from Maine named Sole. El and Sole tried patching things up on a phone call, but when that failed, Sole’s own words became the coffin he was buried alive in. The message boards went nuts for this one.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Probably that it sampled Bjork, of all people. My guess is she would’ve fucked with a few Anticon releases, though. —Sayles

    64. “Kill That Noise,” MC Shan

    Year: 1987

    Target: Boogie Down Productions

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Shan repeatedly calling KRS-One dumb for misunderstanding “The Bridge.” But even that ignores the reality that the Blastmaster likely willfully misread that song—and it only highlights why Shan lost.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It’s a relatively tame affair that’s still significant because it was Shan’s most high-profile response in the Bridge Wars. But the song also took on a tragic tone shortly after its release when BDP’s Scott La Rock was killed in an unrelated incident—with the same type of pistol Shan shouted out in this record.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Nope. These days, it’s little more than a footnote. When I hear this song today, I hear a style of rap that wouldn’t exist much longer: the heavy-reverb vocals, the short sample chops over bare-bones drums. It’s a style that defined the genre in its infancy, but it’s one that was basically wiped out within a few years—partly thanks to “The Bridge Is Over.” —Sayles

    63. “Stomp (Remix),” Young Buck featuring Ludacris and the Game

    Year: 2004

    Target: T.I.

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? It’s undoubtedly the long crescendo to the end of Luda’s verse—the mounting dread in the beat, and underlying sense that some subliminal animosity is going to become less so—that pays off with: “Nobody’s thinking ‘bout you, plus your beef ain’t legit / So please, stay off the T.I.P. of my dick.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? Musically, the DJ Paul and Juicy J beat is one of the most interesting things to come out in 2004, a bridge between the horrorcore edge Three 6 Mafia spent years whetting, the crunk music rattling club speakers at the time, and the more staid DJ Toomp maximalism that was about to take over radio. As for the beef, though …

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? An important thing to know about me is that I bought Straight Outta Cashville the Tuesday it came out. Which means that my CD copy had a sticker affixed to its liner, under the jewel case, updating the credits to read “12. STOMP F/ THE GAME & LUDACRIS.” The T.I.-Ludacris feud stemmed, like so many in rap history, from a misunderstanding—an ambiguous t-shirt flashed for a second in a video—but very nearly played out on a single track of a retail release. T.I. originally laid a verse for “Stomp” and included a line with a play on Ludacris’s name, his response to the perceived slight in I-20’s “Fighting in the Club” video. But after Buck played the song for Luda, the latter insisted he get on the record, and Buck ended up swapping Tip for Game, who stumbles through a characteristic clot of proper nouns. —Thompson

    62. “Stay Schemin,” Rick Ross featuring Drake and French Montana

    Year: 2012

    Target: Common

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Like most diss records, the defining (and catchiest) moment of “Stay Schemin” is also what’s aged like a banana in the hot bodega sun. After dismantling Common and daydreaming about spaghetti bolognese, Drake circles the block to cosplay as Kobe Bryant’s divorce attorney as he yelps from the arbitration room, “Bitch, you wasn’t with me shootin’ in the gym!” It doesn’t help that seconds later, Ross arrives with his patented grunt to repeat Drake’s call-to-arms like a sweaty deacon in the world’s most misogynistic church. Drake and Common squabbling over who deserved to be with Serena more (spoiler alert: neither), devolving into Aubrey sending shots at an unrelated woman because she didn’t log enough hours at Planet Fitness with her husband is the encapsulation of how most beefs with the Canadian go.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Remember when music publications still existed and writers would get paid meager sums to obsess over what French Montana meant by “Fanute the coupe”?

    Good, good times.

    Was Drake punching up or down—and does that matter? Drake had no business beefing with Common in 2012. By that point, the legendary Chicago rapper was 40 and starring in movies with Queen Latifah. “Stay Schemin” is the equivalent of crossing up your uncle at the cookout and breaking his hip. You look like as much of the asshole as the guy you’re sending to urgent care. It also didn’t help that Common’s best retort was “You ain’t wet nobody, n—a, you Canada Dry.” —Charles Holmes

    61. “Piggy Bank,” 50 Cent

    Year: 2005

    Target: Ja Rule, Fat Joe, Jadakiss

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The line that’s always been the most hilarious and cruel in “Piggy Bank” isn’t even addressed at Ja Rule. At this point in their beef, Ja is old news, and now 50 has set his sights on anyone in New York. “Kelis said her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then Nas went and tattooed the bitch on his arm,” 50 says in the second verse. (Nas and Kelis have since divorced, and Kelis has accused him of domestic violence. If anyone is wondering, Nas covered the tattoo with what appears to be a lion mid-roar.)

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Piggy Bank” will always be remembered as one of the only exciting moments on an otherwise lackluster sophomore album. And by exciting, I don’t mean that the disses were necessarily good or damaging—hardly anyone remembers them. What I mean is that 50 Cent always had the ability to entertain and get people talking. That’s exactly what “Piggy Bank” and its hilariously animated video did.

    Who caught the worst stray? It takes a lot of courage to bring Jadakiss into a rap beef. The reason being that Jadakiss collaborated with Ja Rule on his track “New York,” which took shots at 50. “In New York n—-s like your vocals, but that’s only New York, dawg, yo’ ass is local,” 50 says. It’s a surprisingly good diss on a rapper who rarely misses. Jadakiss wouldn’t take long to respond with “Checkmate,” where he tells 50 Cent that he can’t be the king of New York when “you live in Connecticut!” —Donald Morrison

    60. “Pop Goes the Weasel,” 3rd Bass

    Year: 1991

    Target: Vanilla Ice

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? 3rd Bass sniped Vanilla Ice across their second album, Derelicts of Dialect, but to make their most extensive diss song the lead single was definitely a choice. Though Ice’s name is never explicitly mentioned on “Pop Goes the Weasel,” it’s obvious who the target is, as MC Serch and Pete Nice single him out as one more white artist who appropriates Black culture for his own commercial success. Is it hypocritical for 3rd Bass to go at Vanilla Ice for his wholescale boosting of Queen’s “Under Pressure” while using obvious samples from Peter Gabriel and the Who? Maybe, but the SD50s’s production is more artful than it may seem on first listen. Or maybe it’s meta. Or maybe it’s 3rd Bass trying to find a middle path in the debate about what’s more important in a diss song: the depth of the content or the replayability.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Pop Goes the Weasel” was another nail in the coffin for Vanilla Ice’s stardom. While he never gained widespread respect in the hip-hop community, mainstream culture was already turning on him a few months after “Ice Ice Baby” reached the top of Billboard’s Hot 100 chart. In February of 1991, Jim Carrey skewered him with the “White White Baby” parody on In Living Color. “Pop Goes the Weasel,” which was released that May, was the kick in the ass on his way out the door. The reaction to his film Cool as Ice in October was him falling off a cliff outside that door.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Keen-eyed viewers will recognize Henry Rollins playing Vanilla Ice in the song’s music video and letting himself get whooped by the members of 3rd Blass. The clip itself was helmed by Jesse Dylan—son of Bob, brother of Jakob, and a director with such credits as the How High movie and will.i.am and his celebrity friends hyping up Obama with the “Yes We Can” songilization. And if you’re into cameos, “White White Baby” features pre-fame members of the Pharcyde as the backup dancers. —Eric Ducker

    59. “Malcolm X,” Royce Da 5’9”

    Year: 2003

    Target: Eminem, D12

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? It’s probably Royce telling Proof to be “a good little hype man” to Eminem if he wants to keep his lease, though the notion that the whole Aftermath roster was only acting tough because Suge Knight was locked up is an insight plenty of their foes must wish they had used themselves.

    What’s this song’s legacy? The Eminem-Royce beef is one of the few that actually yielded more music after it was squashed. Once close friends and collaborators, the two had a falling out after Royce’s manager told Vibe that, in the sessions for Dr. Dre’s 2001—for which Royce ghostwrote the deeply personal “The Message”—Eminem would sit Dre down like a “pupil” and coach him through verses. After years at each other’s throats, though, the Detroit natives came back together for “the sequel” that was promised on 1999’s beloved “Bad Meets Evil.”

    Who caught the worst stray? Kuniva, who isn’t even named alongside his D12 groupmates. “I don’t even know his name,” Royce raps, “but he can shovel my snow.” —Thompson

    58. “Super Ugly,” Jay-Z

    Year: 2001

    Target: Nas

    What was the most vicious part of this song? Hov saves his most ferocious lines for the third verse, revealing that he had been intimate with Carmen Bryan, Nas’s then-girlfriend. The filth Jay spit on wax was so, well, ugly (“I came in your Bentley backseat / skeeted in your Jeep / left condoms on your baby seat”) that Jay’s mother felt the need to call her son and tell him to apologize for going that far.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Nas’s response to “Takeover,” Stillmatic’s “Ether,” found the Queens-born emcee taking on Jay-Z in a diss record so hot that its title became a verb for destroying your opps. It was a record so hot that Jay-Z was prompted to respond with two diss tracks, with the second (“Super Ugly”) pulling no punches … and getting Jay-Z in hot water with his mother.

    Was this song a knockout blow? What’s the opposite of a knockout blow? Anyone who thought Nas was the victor after “Ether” didn’t take “Super Ugly” that seriously—it felt more retaliatory than anything—and many on Jay’s side were turned off by how far Hov took his pen to try and beat Nas. All may be fair in love and war, but maybe just make sure your mom can’t hear the nasty shit you’re saying about your opponent. —khal

    57. “Stillmatic Freestyle,” Nas

    Year: 2001

    Target: Jay-Z, Roc-A-Fella Records

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “You clone me, your wack clothes line / I’d rather Sean John, bore me with your fake coke rhymes / And those times, they never took place, you liar / Un was your first court case, you had no priors.”

    Jay-Z’s drug-dealer past is a significant part of his lore, so Nas called him a fraud by calling the foundation of his mythology into question.

    What’s this song’s legacy? After years of tension and subliminals, “Stillmatic Freestyle” was the escalation point for one of hip-hop’s landmark feuds. This was the moment it became real: a declaration of war featuring names, accusations, and jabs for the most prominent members of Roc-A-Fella’s roster. On a deeper level, this marked the beginning of Nas’s resurgence. “Stillmatic Freestyle” may not have been the first stone cast, but it was the beginning of Nas showing that his claim to the throne wasn’t based purely on past accomplishments.

    Was Nas punching up or down—and does that matter? Jay-Z was a supernova at the start of the new millennium, and while Nas was a bit adrift at the time, they were still regarded as peers. “Stillmatic Freestyle” was his hyper-focused warning shot at an opponent who he believed was undeserving of the accolades. —Kimble

    56. “Shether,” Remy Ma

    Year: 2017

    Target: Nicki Minaj

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? While Remy called Nicki to task about everything, the most personal lines were about Nicki’s brother Jelani Maraj and his charges for sexual assault of a minor (in 2020 he was convicted and sentenced to 25 years to life in prison).

    What’s this song’s legacy? In promoting her calculated Nicki Minaj diss “Shether,” Remy Ma invoked one of the young characters from John Singleton’s 1991 film, Boyz n the Hood, tweeting, “You wanna see a dead body” with the link to her SoundCloud. The record, set to the instrumentals from Nas’s rap-world-shaking “Ether,” captured 10 years of Remy and Nicki’s back-and-forth through Remy’s pen.

    Was this song a knockout blow? It should’ve been, but Nicki kept going. She aligned with Drake and Lil Wayne for “No Frauds,” a hit that found her laughing at Remy while doing her best to shift the narrative. —khal

    55. “Long Kiss Goodnight,” the Notorious B.I.G.

    Year: 1997

    Target: Tupac Shakur

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? It’s ill, trifling work to taunt the dead. No less so when the dirt is still fresh and your plot nearly dug. “Long Kiss Goodnight” is a tempting dance with the hereafter—flawless lyrically, abhorrent morally, and tragic, absolutely. Some things are best left unsaid; other things are said best because they shouldn’t be. In this case the song’s viciousness derives from the fact that both sentiments are true.

    What’s this song’s legacy? If you can listen to this track without staining yourself with the residue of loss—at least two lives cut prematurely short—and retrospective regret—a sermon delivered by a man with a non-zero chance of being the actual antichrist—more power to you. Personally, I don’t know what to do with all this ickiness, other than refuse to ignore it.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Yes and no. It’s an impeccable, fell strike, with nothing left to hit. —Lex Pryor

    54. “Flex Freestyle,” Drakeo the Ruler

    Year: 2016

    Target: RJ

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The sheer disdain that Drakeo had for his sometime enemy, the South Central rapper RJ. One of the Ruler’s secret weapons was his ability to turn contempt into hilarity. On a diss aimed at one of the most prominent names of mid-2010s L.A. hip-hop, Drakeo made it seem as if his rival should be grateful that he was getting more than a half a bar. He waves his arms at him like a Bourbon monarch disgustedly sending back an undercooked roast turkey and ordering the chef to be beheaded.

    Drakeo was a fan of the battle rapper Cocky, which meant that he had at least partially absorbed the lessons of the best artists in that medium—a genre aptly distilled by the famous adage: “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” After all, the song begins: “Sheesh, everything I state is facts / I’m not these other street n—-s, bitch I can really rap.”

    Most of the track is devoted to confirming why Drakeo was the most influential West Coast street rapper of the past decade (and if you don’t believe me, just listen to Kendrick Lamar’s flow on “Not Like Us”). His slang, his cadences, and his ability to balance absurd comedy with lethal realities remain inimitable—no matter how frequently they’re borrowed. Here Drakeo mentions “shootin’ Ks on Naomi” (one of the streets where he grew up), then in a quick aside mocks the racist LAPD (“police like that’s Black people”).

    Like most of the best writers, Drakeo was a master of concision. In his few actual attack bars, he distills his rival’s whole aesthetic into a few sentences that undermine his entire persona: “He the type of n—- put slashes in his eyebrows / Pigtail flattops? Please tell me what’s that about.”

    If other artists on this list resorted to investigative reports to permanently wound their rivals, Drakeo did his hits like a spy slipping ricin into someone’s green tea. Quickly, efficiently, and leaving fatal damage to the central nervous system. In targeting the older rapper, he practically cackles:

    Thirty-two, what if rap don’t work? He ain’t got no hustle

    Watch worth 25, where was you at 25?

    Nothing so vicious has ever seemed this effortless.

    What’s this song’s legacy? For all the unimpeachable facts, Drakeo was clearly an artist using hyperbole and satire to create something indelible. Unlike the boasts in the song, Drakeo didn’t have RJ tied up in the trunk of his Jaguar. He didn’t even have a Jaguar. Nor did he ever wield a tommy gun. But none of this stopped the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office from using the “Flex Freestyle” as evidence in its case to prove that Drakeo wanted to murder his rap rival.

    No matter how much Drakeo or RJ publicly denied that their beef ever went deeper than vying for the throne of Mr. L.A., law enforcement refused to take them at their word—leading to one of the darkest chapters in the ignominious history of rap and the First Amendment. Only a few years later, you can still see this same prosecutorial overreach at Young Thug’s RICO trial, in which otherwise boilerplate rap braggadocio is being weaponized against him.

    Who caught the worst stray? The city of Redondo Beach. Technically, the stray wasn’t a part of the “Flex Freestyle,” but at the height of the conflict, Drakeo did an interview on a local YouTube channel that was also later used against him at his murder trial. During the interview, Drakeo claimed that RJ was a backup dancer from Redondo Beach. None of this was remotely true, but it was an all-time great achievement of lies used for comic effect in rap beef. —Jeff Weiss

    53. “Destroy and Rebuild,” Nas

    Year: 2001

    Target: Cormega, Mobb Deep

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Destroy and Rebuild” is the closest thing to an actual noogie that we’ve encountered in rap. It’s not on this list merely because it’s efficiently brutal or slick as hell or littered with a combination of paternalistic barbs and Five Percenter lingua franca: The reason we let Nas get away with ending a song that accuses his inner borough enemies of “hating me cuz I’m beautiful” is because we’d just watched the man essentially put verbal knuckles to scalps.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Besides the eternal image of an infant Nasir Jones bedecked in suede Ballys and silks? This is the song that confirmed QB had never been driven beneath the earth—and that no amount of infighting could ever truly degrade it so long as Nastradamus drew breath. (Even if he fell, he’d just crawl up out of the grave, wipe the dirt, clean his shirt, and hatch another classic.)

    Was Nas punching up or down—and does that matter? Did Esco have to tell another grown man “I can’t hold your hand” or be “your father” (after he’d already called him “Buckwheat”)? Only He can truly say. —Pryor

    52. “99 Problems (Lil Flip Ain’t One),” T.I.

    Year: 2004

    Target: Lil’ Flip

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? T.I. held nothing back on either verse (“Lyrically, I’ll murk you, physically I’ll hurt you” is the gist of the song), but the two minutes of shit talk he unleashes afterward put this over the top. After mercilessly cutting Lil’ Flip down to size, he takes the time to gloat, calling him a fraud and ridiculing him for wearing that infamous leprechaun suit.

    You can hear Tip laughing and almost picture the smug grin on his face as he asks: “Could I please get a glitter bow tie and a top hat, please?

    It’s ruthless and offers a glimpse of Tip’s sense of humor.

    What’s this song’s legacy? This showed how effective Tip could be at channeling his aggression, unbridled rage, and abundance of charm into a lyrical onslaught. It’s also a reminder that, at one point, these two were in a similar stratum—as well as how quickly that can change.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Not immediately. After the song appeared on Tip’s Down With the King mixtape, the two got into a fight in Flip’s Houston neighborhood in March 2005. But moving forward, Tip took increasingly bigger leaps toward becoming one of the defining rappers of his generation. Lil’ Flip, on the other hand, was never anywhere near as popular. —Kimble

    51. “Lost Ones,” Lauryn Hill

    Year: 1998

    Target: Wyclef Jean

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Now, now, how come your talk turn cold? / Gained the whole world for the price of your soul / Tryin’ to grab a hold of what you can’t control / Now you’re all floss—what a sight to behold”

    The second verse begins with a master class in expressing unadulterated contempt without wasting a word. There’s a particular way that someone who knows you entirely too well can cut you down to size, reducing you to your worst tendencies because they see you for exactly who and what you are. With just a few bars, Hill wields her righteous indignation like a scalpel.

    What’s this song’s legacy? In addition to setting the agenda for one of the most well-regarded albums of the past 30 years, “Lost Ones” pulled back the curtain on Fugees’s split. Although Hill never mentioned Wyclef by name, she didn’t have to. Through the years, he opened up about how the dissolution of their relationship led to the group’s demise, but he’d have to work around the darts she threw at his personal and artistic integrity.

    Was Lauryn punching up or down—and does that matter? Hill was punching up. This was part of the process of liberating herself from a personal and professional relationship that turned toxic. On top of that, the decision to be specific without naming names ensured that the intended audience of one knew exactly whom it was for. —Kimble

    50. “Fuck KD,” Lil B

    Year: 2014

    Target: Kevin Durant

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? While the verses lack the focused, pure vitriol of many of these songs, Lil B makes up for it with a simple yet hilariously vicious hook. There’s something so fun and freeing about singing “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Kevin Duraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant,” whether you’re a fan of his or not. If you had KD do a lie detector test, I bet even he’d admit that he sings the hook when nobody’s listening. I just hope the man said “Thank you, Basedgod” when he joined the Warriors and was blessed by the removal of the curse.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Bay Area legend and deity Lil B placed a five-year curse on Durant’s championship aspirations that eventually forced him to join the Warriors in the hopes of getting on the Basedgod’s good side.

    This record came out after KD called Lil B’s music wack and became a certified Basedgod nonbeliever. And after the years of heartbreak that followed in OKC, I bet KD wished he could take his slander back. If you listened hard enough, the spirit of the Basedgod’s shrieks followed Durant everywhere: when the heavens assisted with a friendly bounce on Tim Duncan’s turnaround jumper in OT of Game 6 of the Spurs-Thunder Western Conference finals, in an injury-marred 2015, or when the Thunder totally collapsed and gave up a 3-1 lead against the Warriors in 2016.

    Was Lil B punching up or down—and does that matter? If we’re talking physically, Lil B would have to punch way, way, way up to graze Durant’s chin. But if we’re talking spiritually, there’s nothing above the metaphysical being that is Basedgod, who sits above all and can only punch down. —Kermah

    49. “Def Wish” Parts I-IV, MC Eiht and Compton’s Most Wanted

    Year(s): 1991-1996

    Target: DJ Quik

    What’s the most vicious part of these songs? The simple fact that there are four of them, spread out over five years. If you think Kendrick hates Drake, imagine the hate it took to pump out these songs for a half decade.

    What’s these songs’ legacy? It may have started with a simple misunderstanding. The basic story goes like this: Quik mentions Eiht’s group Compton’s Most Wanted on an early self-released mixtape, then Eiht makes a song called “Def Wish” that uses the word quick—which he claims was an unrelated reference. (The truth was even more offensive: Eiht says he had no idea who DJ Quik was at the time.) Quik gets signed to Profile Records and responds to the perceived slight on “Way 2 Fonky,” and from there the gloves come off. They’d respond back and forth for years—and Quik may have had the best entry in the feud with “Dollaz + Sense”—but Eiht had the funniest, particularly with “Def Wish III.” (“DJ Quik in a khaki bikini”!) Still, given both rappers’ rival gang affiliations, perhaps the most important legacy of this beef is that it ultimately remained on wax, despite moments when it looked like it wouldn’t.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about these songs? The diss tracks stopped in 1996, but the feud simmered for years, until 1999, when they squashed it on Tavis Smiley’s late-night BET show. Eiht and Quik would eventually collaborate, though those songs have yet to surface. —Sayles

    48. “Family Matters,” Drake

    Year: 2024

    Target: Kendrick Lamar, Rick Ross, Metro Boomin, the Weeknd, A$AP Rocky

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? There are scathing—scathing!—disses in here that go beyond just Drake’s (extremely unconfirmed) comments claiming that Kendrick physically assaulted the mother of his children. There are the accusations that Kendrick is the one wrestling with his racial identity, Drake’s claim that he heard a rumor that one of Kendrick’s kids could be Dave Free’s, and varying degrees of hatred directed at the Weeknd and his manager. But the person who caught the worst of it was A$AP Rocky, who was dismissed—accurately—as Rihanna’s eye candy and someone who’s incapable of making a decent record in 2024.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Will you remember the best game that the Toronto Raptors played this season? That’s what this feels like: the best moment of a losing campaign, destined to be forgotten because what good is there in celebrating a victory amid all these losses? “Family Matters” was Drake’s “nuclear” option, and it may have worked if Kendrick hadn’t had a heat-seeking missile ready to take it down. About an hour after Drake dropped this three-part song, Kendrick made “Meet the Grahams” public, totally blunting the impact of “Family Matters” and blocking any path Drake had to victory.

    Who caught the worst stray? Let me answer that question the opposite way: Who came out of this looking cooler than Future, the guy that Drake repeatedly refused to diss because … well, he’s too damn cool? —Sayles

    47. “10% Dis,” MC Lyte

    Year: 1988

    Target: Antoinette

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “You should’ve won a prize as a Rakim soundalike.” What makes “10% Dis” so searing is that MC Lyte’s appraisals of Antoinette are, at least in theory, incidental. The offense that sparked the song was the latter’s perceived biting of Audio Two’s “Top Billin,” and the dismantling, Lyte would later say, was “just business.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? In alleging that Antoinette is a biter, a follower, and a fraud who doesn’t write her own raps, Lyte presents herself as the opposite—as unassailably authentic, a reputation that would (deservedly) follow her through her career.

    Was MC Lyte punching up or down—and does that matter? It can’t matter too much, because Lyte wasn’t even sure whom she was punching. In Brian Coleman’s Check the Technique, which details the recording of 36 rap LPs, Lyte is quoted as saying that she knew next to nothing about Antoinette when she went into the studio to write the song. (“I think she was from Queens,” Lyte says.) That the insults seem so motivated is incontrovertible evidence of Lyte’s genius as a performer. —Thompson

    46. “Stay Strapped,” Young Jeezy

    Year: 2005

    Target: Gucci Mane

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The sprawling, shit-talking outro, which goes on for nearly three minutes—and includes Jeezy offering a $10,000 bounty for anybody who could snatch Gucci’s famed chain.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Jeezy’s most prominent salvo in the most famous rap beef in Atlanta history. As in many of the tracks on this list, the bad blood starts with a collaboration between the two artists in question. In 2004, Jeezy and Gucci linked to record the song “Icy.” It ultimately landed on Gucci’s Trap House album and became both men’s breakout hit, but Jeezy would later claim he was never paid royalties for it. Thus began the animosity, which lasted for 15 years.

    “Stay Strapped” lives on in infamy because of that bounty. In May 2005, Gucci was visiting a female friend when four men broke in and began insulting him. One—a rapper signed to Jeezy’s label who went by the name Pookie Loc—was later found dead. Gucci was charged with murder, but he maintained that he was acting in self-defense. (The charges were dropped in 2006 because of a lack of evidence.) For his part, Jeezy has said that he didn’t send Pookie to attack Gucci, rapping in 2015’s “Forgive Me,” “Lord knows I ain’t send the homie on no dummy mission.”

    Was this song a knockout blow? Given the context, it’s hard to assess this song in that light. But as you’ll see higher up on this list, Gucci had the best song to come out of this feud. Both rappers would go on to achieve fame that was unthinkable when they first recorded “Icy”—Jeezy was one of the most successful artists of his generation, Gucci perhaps the most influential—but beef lingered over all of it. It would be that way until the two men squared off in perhaps the most tense Verzuz showdown of the pandemic—which climaxed when Jeezy and Gucci performed “Icy” together for the first time. (Though Gucci may have reopened the old wounds by invoking the “ghost of Pookie” in a song just two years later.) —Sayles

    45. “Exodus 23:1,” Pusha T

    Year: 2012

    Targets: Lil Wayne, Drake, YMCMB

    What’s the most vicious part of this song?: Lines like “Now you out here all by yourself / Ask Steve Jobs, wealth don’t buy health” hit different when you chart the paranoia-soaked lines throughout Drake’s music over the years.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Without saying any names, Pusha T dropped a record so heated that it had Lil Wayne tweeting, “Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em,” while Kid Cudi wanted to let Push know that he loved him. That record, “Exodus 23:1,” was Pusha T as GOOD Music’s darling puffing out his chest and firing back at years of perceived disses from Wayne and the Young Money/Cash Money crew, including some shots (and cautionary pleas) thrown at Drake. It also marks the true start of Drake’s first real loss in the rap game; in 2018 Pusha T dropped “The Story of Adidon,” exposing the fact that Drake had a son no one knew about (and would reportedly be presenting his child to the world with an Adidas campaign).

    Was this song a knockout blow? Not by a long shot. Drake weathered the storm, continuing to be the biggest artist in the hip-hop industry, but Pusha T did show that Drake could be beaten—something he’d prove again six years later. —khal

    44. “Blueprint 2,” Jay-Z

    Year: 2002

    Target: Nas

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “’Cause a n—a wear a kufi, it don’t mean that he bright / ’Cause you don’t understand him, it don’t mean that he nice / It just means you don’t understand all the bullshit that he writes / Is it ‘Oochie Wally Wally,’ or is it ‘One Mic’? / Is it ‘Black Girl Lost,’ or shorty owe you for ice?”

    Nas certainly was not the first or most famous rapper to egregiously contradict himself by presenting the duality of the principled scholar vs. the obnoxious fuckboy (see: Shakur, Tupac). But the way that Jay called him out on it cut deep. In their heavyweight feud, Nas was the Kendrick Lamar to Jay-Z’s Drake—the rap snob’s favorite battling the mainstream maven. And when the purists’ darling gets read for filth, it hits harder. Jay-Z’s bars also reminded everyone of some of Nas’s notable swings and misses at crossover club tracks, something Jay was always better at.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It wasn’t the best song in the beef between Jay-Z and Nas. (That would be “Ether.”) It wasn’t even Jay-Z’s best song in the beef between Jay-Z and Nas. (That would be “Takeover.”) Nor was it the most controversial song in their back-and-forth. (That would be “Super Ugly.”) Because it came after the feud’s 2001 peak, “Blueprint 2” could even get buried in some historians’ inaccurate retellings (the ones in which Nas ended things with “Ether”). And yet Hova is sharp as ever on this track: “You’re an actor, you’re not who you’re depicted to be / You street dreamin’, all y’all n—-s livin’ through me / I gave you life when n—-s was forgettin’ you emcee.” In another beef, in another time, this track could’ve been a game winner.

    Was Jay-Z punching up or down—and does that matter? Jay-Z vs. Nas was as evenly matched as a rap beef can get, which is why it’s so famous in the genre. Jay and Nas were back then, and are to this day, titans of hip-hop. They both came up around the same time, became legends during the 1990s glory days, and are still elite in the 2020s. And it didn’t get any bigger than New York as the grand stage for their rivalry. The timing was also just right: This wasn’t young Osaka smoking old Serena; this wasn’t old Mayweather schooling young Canelo; this was prime-for-prime Kobe vs. T-Mac, masters meeting at the pinnacle of their powers. —Burton

    43. “Fuck Beanie Freestyle,” Jadakiss

    Year: 2001

    Target: Beanie Sigel

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? We debated putting “Breakin’ the Rules Freestyle” here instead—Styles P’s “You could suck my dick with the shit on it” is as visceral of a line as you’ll ever hear on a diss track. But in the end, you gotta go with the classics. And by “classics,” I mean lines like these:

    • “And I don’t know where they found you son / But since ya pops ain’t around I’mma punish you and ground you son.”
    • “When I see you, I’mma put ya cornrows on the yellow lines.”
    • “Fuck Scarface, my bullets hit women and kids.”

    Well then!

    What’s this song’s legacy? Beanie and Jada is one of the great rap beefs of the mixtape era—two of the best bar-for-bar rappers of the early aughts, at the height of their crafts, going at each other. But what we’ll remember most is the pure, unadulterated vitriol. If you think today’s rap beefs are tough to stomach, I’ve got a few Streetsweepers to play you.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes detail about this song? A decade later, after somehow making peace with Beanie and looking back at the beef on MTV, Jada said, “I think it was therapeutic for hip-hop.” I agree, so long as therapy is a safe space to say, “So when I shoot him in his face, I don’t wanna hear that I’m wrong neither.” —Sayles

    42. “Have a Nice Day,” Roxanne Shanté

    Year: 1987

    Target: Boogie Down Productions

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? It has to be when she tells KRS-One that his name sounds like “a wack radio station.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? Tempting as it is—especially after a week spent parsing the allegations in “Family Matters” and “Meet the Grahams”—to look back on “The Bridge Is Over” as a relic of a more wholesome time, when rap beef was all about spirited competition between artists, you’re forced to remember that one line: “Roxanne Shanté is only good for steady fuckin’.” The self-proclaimed queen of the Juice Crew made it clear, though, that she wasn’t going to let that slide.

    Was Roxanne punching up or down—and does it matter? The challenger-champion dynamics in the Bridge Wars splinter in a few different directions: Marley Marl et al. were the established artists and Boogie Down Productions the upstarts, though the Bronx natives were insistent that hip-hop was their birthright. But from any angle, a young woman in hip-hop was starting out at a disadvantage. —Thompson

    41. “Real,” Freddie Gibbs and Madlib

    Year: 2014

    Target: Jeezy

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Near the end of the second verse, Freddie Gibbs goes for a knockout: “Seen Gucci by himself when he was 30 deep in Magic, and you didn’t bust a grape / Was shook from the gate, it make it seem to me the gangsta shit you kick be fake.” The idea of Gucci by himself while Jeezy refuses to do anything—despite the level of disrespect that Gucci had been sending toward Jeezy—is a startling image. Gibbs, a man who hails from Gary, Indiana, could not abide by that.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It’s an example of the politics of the industry. Freddie Gibbs was incensed by Jeezy’s mishandling of the CTE World label that he had signed to. He’d later say that because of their business disagreement, he lost his “composure.” But as a song, “Real” is simply an excellent deep cut on an album that is strictly for the rapheads. Gibbs is one of the very best gangster rappers of his generation, and this track is a part of that legacy.

    Was Freddie Gibbs punching up or down—and does it matter? Up. Beef is something that makes the most sense if the person is on your level of celebrity and stardom and y’all have unsettled issues with each other, or if you are a scrappy upstart trying to make a name for himself (see: Cent, 50). Gibbs was trying to knock one of the biggest rappers of his generation off his high horse, and he does, executing an excellent diss track with fury and precision. He nicknames himself “Snowman Killa,” and it’s an understatement. —Buford

    40. “The Ripper Strikes Back,” LL Cool J

    Year: 1998

    Target: Canibus, Wyclef

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Ask Canibus, he ain’t understanding this / ’Cause 99 percent of his fans don’t exist / I’m going underground and blowing your rep down / Next time, save that shit for the Lyricist Lounge / Or a house party, where you can battle some clown.”

    The up-and-coming Canibus took a shot at the king, and while the kid didn’t miss, the king fired back with deadly force. “Second Round K.O.” is still regarded as an all-time diss track, but LL Cool J arguably won the beef because “The Ripper Strikes Back” put Canibus firmly in his place. After the youngster spit “99 percent of your fans wear high heels,” LL’s callback reminded Canibus that at least he had fans, and he wasn’t afraid to take his mainstream-celebrity ass underground to deal with a hotshot rookie.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Add Canibus to a hit list that includes Kool Moe Dee and Ice-T, which puts LL on the short list of rap beef’s most prolific competitors. In fact, the target that was once on LL’s back may have reappeared on Drake: the crossover star, the one that the ladies love, the one whose arrogant persona no doubt annoys fellow MCs. It’s not hard to tell why they’re constantly being tested.

    Who caught the worst stray? Mike Tyson. And, yeah, we’ve all seen how LL Cool J is built—but it was a brave move to talk shit about Mike Tyson in the 1990s. The former heavyweight champ was still in his 30s back then, still fighting professionally and knocking guys out while frightening the general public. However, Iron Mike’s guest appearance on “Second Round K.O.” put him in LL’s crosshairs: “Heard that convicted rapist on the record, too / Fresh out of jail, ass cheeks still black and blue / Tell me about the things Ear-Biter taught you / How to bust a nut or two?” —Burton

    39. “Curtis,” Cam’ron

    Year: 2007

    Target: 50 Cent

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The video. Razor toothed as Cam’ron’s 2007 diss of 50 Cent is, no line—not even the invocation of Kenneth McGriff—cuts as deep as the scenes of New Yorkers, up to and including a uniformed police officer who taunts 50 with his government name.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Curtis” alone didn’t alter the trajectory of 50’s career, but it certainly dulled its shine. By 2007, 50 was beginning a sharp creative and commercial decline, and the qualities that had buoyed him in the public eye (an acid-dipped sense of humor, a Sun-Tzu-for-YouTube mean streak) were even more evident in Cam.

    Was this song a knockout blow? At the beginning and end of his time atop rap’s food chain, 50 was involved in beefs that indicated where the entire ecosystem was headed. First he single-handedly ended Ja Rule’s pop chart dominance; later, when he was feuding with Rick Ross, he wrongly assumed that Ross’s past as a corrections officer would be a trump card. It was a sign that we were moving into an era when digital-native narratives were becoming untethered from old notions of reality. “Curtis” was not so much a cause of 50’s downfall as a symptom of it—even two years prior, it would have been unthinkable that another rapper, even one as battle-tested as Cam, could have released such a gleefully derisive song. —Thompson

    38. “Live by Yo Rep (Bone Dis),” Three 6 Mafia

    Year: 1995

    Target: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Well, I shall take a thousand razor blades and press them in their flesh / Take my pitchfork out the fire, soak it in their chest.” Early Triple 6 did not really mess around.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Biting was one of the cardinal sins of ’90s hip-hop. Originality was everything during this era, so when the Memphis collective Three 6 Mafia caught wind that Cleveland’s Bone Thugs-N-Harmony was making double-time raps and demonic content, they immediately threw a flag on the play. They accused Bone of appropriating the style they’d heard in Three 6 Mafia’s underground tapes—which had somehow traveled from Memphis to Cleveland.

    Very few people outside Tennessee were familiar with Three 6 Mafia at the time, but they put themselves on the rap map by releasing an entire EP dedicated to dissing the Bone Thugs crew—arguably the most popular rap group at the time.

    “Live by Yo Rep” made Three 6 Mafia a nationally known act. Nothing moves the needle like a good diss record, and even though Three 6 didn’t call Bones out by name (other than “Breakin’ motherfuckin bones like it ain’t shit”), stores across the country began stocking their product. The EP even landed them a national distribution deal with Relativity Records—which also happened to be the home of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s label, Ruthless Records.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Absolutely not. Bone was too big to fail at that moment. But it did open the door for more attacks on the group, who had their hands full against other Midwest choppers like Twista, Do or Die, and Crucial Conflict.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? After ending up on the same Relativity Records conference call a few years later, the two factions decided the beef was much ado about nothing and put their differences to the side, eventually collaborating on Project Pat’s debut album, Ghetty Green (see “Up There,” featuring Krayzie Bone). However, it appeared the wounds weren’t 100 percent healed, as the two groups had a minor altercation at their Verzus battle in 2021. —Barber

    37. “Quitter,” Eminem featuring D12

    Year: 2000

    Target: Everlast

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Like all the best diss tracks, it’s nearly seven minutes long, and roughly five of them are spent mocking Everlast for having a heart attack. But the rest—in which Em mostly accuses the former House of Pain frontman of making a calculated transition from rap to rock, only to be surpassed by Limp Bizkit—is more than enough to send its target back to the ICU.

    What’s this song’s legacy? This beef started when Everlast tried to land a not-really-that-clever jab at Em on a Dilated Peoples track—“Cock my hammer, spit a comet like Halley / I’ll buck a .380 on ones that act Shady”—but it effectively ended here, with Marshall Mathers and D12 riding on Whitey Ford over the “Hit ’Em Up” beat. (Though it’s worth shouting out Evidence from Dilated Peoples’ pretty great response, “Searching 4 Bobby Fischer,” which gets lost in these discussions.) Still, it’s hard not to view this as yet another example of Eminem wasting a lot of oxygen on an opponent who wasn’t really worth it. To that point …

    Was Eminem punching up or down—and does that matter? You can argue that Eminem has never really punched up in a rap battle. His list of roadkill is on the LeBron-in-the-Eastern-Conference level: Everlast, Limp Bizkit, Canibus, ICP, Benzino, Nick Cannon, Machine Gun Kelly, and on and on. He’s unquestionably one of the most talented rappers ever, and he’s one of the last people you’d want dissing you, but at a certain point, wouldn’t it have been nice to see him fight someone in his weight class? —Sayles

    36. “Kiss the Game Goodbye (Freestyle),” Beanie Sigel

    Year: 2001

    Target: Jadakiss

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “What’s funny, Jason? / Really think you grimy, too / And everybody liked you better in that shiny suit.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? You’ll notice that no one else in hip-hop was really trying to antagonize Beanie Sigel after this beef, at least not until Jay and Kanye threw him under the bus on Watch the Throne.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Beans and Kiss both performed rather admirably, their respective disses are great in their own ways, and the end result is a gentleman’s draw. —Justin Charity

    35. “Euphoria,” Kendrick Lamar

    Year: 2024

    Target: Drake

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “You don’t know nothing ’bout that.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? Drake and his core fan base seemed to believe that they’d run out the statute of limitations on complaining about the authenticity of a biracial child actor from the suburbs of Toronto turned hardbody R&B thug. But Kendrick seems determined to reopen these outstanding criticisms in a big way that Drake can’t simply outrun.

    Was this song a knockout blow? No. The outcome of this feud now largely hinges on Drake’s potential participation in—and the outcome of—the #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway. —Charity

    34. “Shark N—-s (Biters),” Raekwon

    Year: 1995

    Target: The Notorious B.I.G., biters in general

    What’s the most vicious part of this interlude? “Get your own shit, man—and be original.” The only entry on this list that isn’t a song is perhaps rap’s most famous skit, a structureless 98-second rant from Ghostface and Raekwon about the legions of imitators who, at some point in 1994, came crawling out of every crevice in every borough. “They hear you say one word, then here they come with the word.” Pitiful.

    What’s this track’s legacy? It helps cement Ghost and Rae as what they were: innovators of the highest order, prodded and picked apart and imitated ad nauseam but never quite replicated.

    Who caught the worst stray? Biggie. While most of the barbs are general enough to apply to any number of rappers—and this is in part the point; everyone wanted to be Wu—the one unambiguous shot is at the Ready to Die album cover, which Ghost and Rae consider a rip-off of Nas’s Illmatic. While the aesthetic styles are totally different (a baby against an all-white void versus a young person’s face melting into a cityscape), the image of the artist as a young man was enough to hit the trip wire. —Thompson

    33. “Calling Out Names,” Kurupt

    Year: 1999

    Target: DMX, Foxy Brown, Irv Gotti, Ja Rule, 50 Cent, Nas, AZ, the movie Belly

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Mothafuck D, Mothafuck M, Only X I know is Xzibit or RBX / Extraordinary, tryna snatch my bitch / You can have the bitch, two bitches gettin’ rich”—just an extremely disrespectful collection of words.

    What’s this song’s legacy? After catching wind of an alleged affair between DMX and Kurupt’s ex-fiancée, Foxy Brown, Kurupt said fuck a subliminal and started calling out actual names (a lost art these days).

    Anyone within earshot of DMX and Foxy (who were also Def Jam labelmates) was put in the hot seat, with the likes of Murder Inc., Ruff Ryders (But he gave the Lox and Eve a pass, so who was he dissing? Drag-On?), and the Firm feeling the brunt of it.

    But did it hurt Kurupt’s solo career? Maybe. In June 1998, DMX, Silkk the Shocker, and Kurupt graced The Source magazine’s “Rap’s New Generation” cover, which touted them as the future of the genre. Kurupt was a solid pick, as just a few years prior he had topped the charts as part of Tha Dogg Pound. But he had struggled to find his footing without the Death Row machine, and his solo debut, Kuruption, was met with less than favorable reviews and poor sales. But while Kurupt fizzled, DMX ascended to the top of the business, becoming the biggest success story of 1998—and allegedly saving Def Jam.

    In 1999, Kurupt dusted himself off and returned with his sophomore solo shot, Tha Streetz Iz a Mutha, which was a superior album across the board—a project many consider to be a classic. But rumors swirled that the industry was blackballing Kurupt for attacking Def Jam’s darlings (DMX, Ja Rule, and Foxy Brown), which slowed down his sales, airplay, and overall opportunities.

    Who caught the worst stray? “Callin Out Names” could be best remembered as the first time a rapper dissed an entire movie cast: “Fuck Belly.”

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? While the beef was quickly swept under the rug before the ’90s came to a close, it took DMX and Kurupt nearly 20 years to meet face-to-face, in a chance encounter at LAX. The two became fast friends and sat at an airport bar for hours while making up for lost time. And yes, they both missed their respective flights. —Barber

    32. “Play Wit Yo Bitch,” Young Dolph

    Year: 2017

    Target: Yo Gotti

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? One gets the sense that Young Dolph feels embarrassed to even address his hometown rival by name. To get around this humiliation, he creates a clever new nickname for Yo Gotti and his Collective Music Group label, christening the label boss “Ho Gotti” and his crew the “Cocaine Muzik F——.” The song became the first public shot in a local Memphis beef that had been brewing for the better part of a decade. Young Dolph insists that Yo Gotti should pick on someone his own size, chiding the “Down in the DM” rapper for beefing with V Slash, a Three 6 Mafia affiliate whom Yo Gotti had dissed in 2010.

    What’s this song’s legacy? There’s a bittersweet quality to a song like “Play Wit Yo Bitch” since Young Dolph was killed while buying cookies for his mother in November 2021. The song itself was and is a major blow against CMG, not only because Dolph and Zaytoven make better music than Yo Gotti’s entire roster does, but because it revealed, once and for all, that Memphs belonged to Young Dolph. That fact became all the more clear in the wake of his death, when lawmakers called for a curfew to prevent rioting and civil unrest.

    Was this song a knockout blow? The Zaytoven production and the way “Play Wit Yo Bitch” almost just reads as a normal strip club banger makes this a complete knockout blow. There was—and still is—nobody in the CMG camp capable of going toe to toe with Young Dolph. In the wake of this diss, Young Dolph and his Paper Route Empire became the biggest rap export coming out of Memphis. He had the heart of the city and was beginning to grow his label and continue various philanthropic endeavors before his life was cut short. —Morrison

    31. “L.A., L.A.,” Capone-n-Noreaga featuring Mobb Deep and Tragedy Khadafi

    Year: 1996

    Target: Tha Dogg Pound

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? This was a reply to Tha Dogg Pound and Snoop Dogg’s “New York, New York,” and Tragedy Khadafi has the hardest verse, per usual, but the song doesn’t feature any explicit disses.

    “If you really listen to ‘L.A., L.A.,’ the concept is dissing them but the actual song has no disses at all,” Noreaga told Complex in 2010. “The thing was, as we was listening to ‘New York, New York,’ we couldn’t find no disses from them either. So we just figured we’ll respond the same way they attacked us.”

    That meant via music video. So where Snoop, Daz, and Kurupt stomped all over New York City, CNN and Tragedy Khadafi kidnapped fictional versions of Tha Dogg Pound and tossed them off a project building rooftop and the 59th Street Bridge.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “L.A., L.A.” is remembered as a tangential moment in the East Coast–West Coast conflict, but it was also instrumental in CNN’s rise. “That record made us to the point where people were like, ‘These guys right here is going to make a mark in the hip-hop game,’” Capone told Complex.

    By the time their debut album, The War Report, was released the following year, the duo had made a name for themselves by jumping into one of hip-hop’s most controversial moments.

    Was CNN punching up or down—and does that matter? Mobb Deep was established, but CNN was definitely punching up. —Kimble

    30. “Fuck Compton,” Tim Dog

    Year: 1991

    Target: N.W.A, Michel’le, the greater Compton area

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Tim Dog’s Penicillin on Wax is basically a diss album and “Fuck Compton” is the mission statement. Not content to just go after N.W.A, Dog targeted the entire city they repped, claiming that its fearsome reputation had nothing on the South Bronx. Also, why were they wearing all that Raiders gear when the Giants won the Super Bowl? What the Ultramagnetic MCs affiliate lacked in lyrical dexterity, he made up for with bluntness, like when he says that when it comes to Eazy-E, he’ll “chew him with tobacco and spit him in shit.” But as Tim Dog puts it a few bars later, “I’m simplistic, imperialistic, idealistic / And I’m kicking the ballistics.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? N.W.A was already on their way to imploding when “Fuck Compton” was released, so the group never collectively responded to this unprovoked attack. But Snoop, back in his Doggy Dogg days, did dedicate the entire second verse of “Fuck Wit Dre Day (and Everybody’s Celebratin’)” to going after “Tim M-U-T [sic]” on the behalf of his mentor.

    Who caught the worst stray? Michel’le—R&B singer, Ruthless Records signee, and Dr. Dre’s then-girlfriend—is the target of some junior-high-level taunts and impressions on “Fuck Compton.” Dog was right to call out Dre for physically assaulting rapper and TV host Dee Barnes on the song, and on the skit “Michel’le Conversation” from Penicillin on Wax, he said that Dre beat her too. Years later, Michel’le would corroborate these claims herself. Still, Tim Dog’s sexual taunts directed at her make him far from the good guy in this situation, and before his death in 2013, multiple women say he conned them out of their money. —Ducker

    29. “Like That,” Future and Metro Boomin featuring Kendrick Lamar

    Year: 2024

    Target: Drake

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The foreshadowing of what was to come. When “Like That” dropped, Kendrick’s feature was the culmination of a decade-plus of fans waiting for him to go toe-to-toe with Drake—in what people assumed would be a fun battle. But Dot showed clues of his angst, calling out his disdain for Drake and J. Cole’s “First Person Shooter,” the 2023 song promoting unity among the genre’s three biggest rappers. If you’ve followed everything that’s been said in this feud since, you know that it’s only gotten heavier from there. This whole beef has turned into rap consumers watching with their jaws on the floor, nervously waiting for what’s next.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Kendrick’s verse began the most consequential beef of the modern era—and the beginning of hip-hop’s rejection of its biggest star. Throughout the 2010s, Drake has positioned himself as the face of hip-hop’s growing infiltration of the mainstream. Under Aubrey’s watch, hip-hop has transformed from a genre that has periodically infiltrated pop culture to one that has made its every news cycle part of the public consciousness, for better or for worse. Lamar is the manifestation of hip-hop’s past growing tired of him. (That includes those who helped build Drizzy’s career in the first place—oh hey, Ross.) Since “Like That” was released, Drake’s peers, and frequent collaborators, are repeating a familiar refrain: He’s corny, an outsider, and doesn’t respect the culture he’s financially benefiting from. “Like That” gave everyone free rein to say what they were thinking.

    Was Kendrick punching up or down—and does that matter? Kendrick is punching up, but it doesn’t matter. This has nothing to do with sales, notoriety, or one’s place in the rap game. It’s about a man’s hate for another man, and how far both are willing to take it. Thus far, Kenny has taken it the furthest. —Logan Murdock

    28. “Kick in the Door,” the Notorious B.I.G.

    Year: 1997

    Targets: Nas, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Jeru the Damaja

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The last line. While “Kick in the Door” has venom for a number of unnamed targets—including Raekwon, whose “Ice Water” lyrics Big inverts in response to the suggestion that the Ready to Die cover was modeled on Illmatic—it opens and closes on Nas. And after three verses of menace and staggering technique, Big reduces his rival’s lot in life to five withering words: “And you still recoupin’, stupid.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? It shows the greatest rapper to ever live at the absolute apex of his powers. Life After Death is the first (and, depending on how you feel about The Eminem Show and My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, perhaps only) masterpiece that is about being a rap star, and “Kick in the Door” hears him boast, convincingly, about being a sharper MC, a bigger box-office draw, and simply more likable than many of the most talented rappers alive. The track is so undeniable, in fact, that five years later, when Nas is debriefing listeners on his beef with Jay-Z on “Last Real N—- Alive,” he boasts about having been in Big’s crosshairs here.

    Who caught the worst stray?: The producer, weirdly. “Son, I’m surprised you run with them,” Big quips to DJ Premier about Jeru the Damaja, whose first two albums Preemo had produced in their entirety, and who had made a remark about “hip-hop with a Versace suit on” on 1996’s “One Day.” —Thompson

    27. “To Da Break of Dawn,” LL Cool J

    Year: 1991

    Target: Hammer, Ice-T, Kool Moe Dee

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? In a song going after his longtime rival Kool Moe Dee and the chart-topper-of-the-moment in Hammer, LL reserves his most disrespectful bars for the Original Gangster. “Before you rapped, you was a downtown car thief / Workin’ in a parking lot / A brother with a perm deserves to get burned” may have been enough to make Ice-T quit rap for a while and start Body Count.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It’s weird to think that at just 22, LL Cool J needed to make a little bit of a comeback, but that’s how Mama Said Knock You Out was positioned. The title track was obviously the massive hit that led that record, but the entire LP is an exercise in reasserting dominance. Nowhere is that more evident than on “To Da Break of Dawn”—maybe LL’s best diss song in a career loaded with them.

    Who caught the worst stray? “I took the cover right home to the bathroom / In the immortal words of LL, ‘Hard as hell’ / Your broad wears it well” is insinuation that Ice-T’s records only sold because of their famous cover girl —and just an awful visual. I hope Darlene Ortiz is doing OK, wherever she is. —Sayles

    26. “Against All Odds,” 2Pac (Makaveli)

    Year: 1996

    Target: The Notorious B.I.G., Mobb Deep, De La Soul, Diddy, Nas, Jay-Z, Jimmy Henchmen, Haitian Jack

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? How freely Tupac names people who are allegedly out to see his demise. In Shakur’s eyes, Dr. Dre is a punk who can’t go back to his hood, Nas stole his style from Rakim, Puffy is getting robbed, and Haitian Jack set him up in Pac’s 1994 sexual assault case. It’s the ultimate war record from hip-hop’s biggest self-identified soldier fighting in rap’s most violent battle. It rivals, if not surpasses, Shakur’s magnum opus of lyrical combat “Hit ’Em Up,” if not in influence, then in vitriol. It’s a spooky, dark, and revealing record you can spin over and over and over again and still not fully realize how much contempt Shakur has in his heart for those who wronged him.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It’s the last track on the first LP released following Shakur’s killing, giving an eerie look into Shakur’s mind in the final months of his life. In 1996, he was appealing the 1994 case in which he was found guilty of two counts of first-degree sexual abuse. He was in the middle of a famous feud with Bad Boy Records CEO Sean “Diddy” Combs and the Notorious B.I.G., the label’s biggest artist. And he was doing this while fighting the paranoia that comes with getting shot five times, which also happened in 1994, in an incident Shakur blamed on Combs and Biggie, his former friend. In “Against All Odds,” you can hear all of these elements exploding out on wax. Nearly 30 years after its release, I’m still getting chills listening to Pac recite the “truest shit [he’s] ever spoke.”

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? This record was inspired by the bass line of Cameo’s 1988 single, “Skin I’m In,” a song that promotes world peace. —Murdock

    25. “How Ya Like Me Now,” Kool Moe Dee

    Year: 1987

    Target: LL Cool J

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “I’m bigger and better, forget about deffer.” So many diss tracks are built on subliminal insults and cryptic references that sometimes it’s just nice to hear a direct shot taken at a plainly visible target that doesn’t require a trip down the rap Reddit rabbit hole to decipher. “How Ya Like Me Now” mirrors a lot of diss tracks in that the subject’s name is never brought up, but the “forget about deffer” line at least clears up any confusion over who Kool Moe Dee is talking to: A few months before this track dropped, LL Cool J released an album called Bigger and Deffer.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It’s not so much the song as it is the album cover. “How Ya Like Me Now” (the song) is the opening track on How Ya Like Me Now (the album), and the cover art for that album features KMD flexing in front of a Jeep with its front wheel crushing a red Kangol hat—the same kind of red Kangol that LL Cool J is wearing on the cover of Bigger and Deffer.

    It is a great moment in rap beef as a visual medium; you don’t have to hear one word of “How Ya Like Me Now” to know exactly how Kool Moe Dee feels about LL, who sparked the rivalry with seemingly harmless braggadocio bars calling himself “the new grand master” and claiming “I’m only 18 making more than your pops” on “The Do Wop.” (Bow Wow of all people would, years later, borrow the latter lyric; but he did not incur the wrath of any hip-hop elder statesmen with it.) While today’s pettiest and most celebrated musical agitators like Kendrick Lamar and, um, Taylor Swift, will have X detectives scouring every square inch of an image looking for a crumb of beef, that clear-as-day crushed Kangol from ’87 still holds a spot in the hearts of many fans of music-industry feuds.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Far from a knockout, this was the knockdown that lit a fire under the now Hall of Fame rap-beef grill master that is LL Cool J. Think of Kool Moe Dee as the “Bad Boy” Detroit Pistons, and LL as a young Michael Jordan. LL came into the game all flashy and full of himself before Moe Dee leveled him with some elbows and judo throws, forcing LL to show what he was really made of. KMD thus played foil in the launching pad of LL’s rise to legendary status.

    “How Ya Like Me Now” prompted LL to respond with “Jack the Ripper” (“How ya like me now, punk? You living foul / Here’s what my game is / Kill is what my aim is / A washed-up rapper needs a wash-up”). Kool Moe Dee came back with “Let’s Go” (“You need to sneak back to the drawing board, Jack / The Ripper, down with my zipper / You get paid to be a Moe Dee tipster”), and finally LL had the last dance with “To Da Break of Dawn” (“Brother, you’re dead wrong / And got the nerve to have them Star Trek shades on”) and “Mama Said Knock You Out” (“When I pull out my jammy get ready ’cause it might go blaow / How ya like me now?”). —Burton

    24. “Back Down,” 50 Cent

    Year: 2003

    Target: Ja Rule

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The pronunciation of Ja Rule’s government name, Jeffrey Atkins, hasn’t sounded the same since the release of “Back Down,” where comedian and actor Alex Thomas does a startlingly convincing impression of what’s supposed to be Ja Rule’s stylist in outro. “Oh no, he didn’t say anything about Ja, OK? Ja is my boo, OK? Jeffrey Atkiiiiins ain’t never hurt nobody,” Thomas says imitating an effeminate male stylist. Thomas later revealed he didn’t even know who 50 Cent was at the time he did the recording, having instead been paid $10,000 by good friend Dr. Dre for the day’s work.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Back Down” is the centerpiece to one of the only true rap classics since the 2000s began. It marked the beginning of the end for Ja Rule and the Irv Gotti–led Murder Inc. Even aside from the dissing, some of 50 Cent’s best writing is in this song, which it’s why it’s still being listened to long after it’s been removed from the context of a fleeting rap feud.

    50 Cent has always been known as a shit starter, and “Back Down”—with its hyperfixation on Ja Rule, coupled with the energy of a man who just survived being shot nine times—easily enters the pantheon of great diss records for the sheer damage it caused to the careers of Ja and the rest of Murder Inc. “You sing for hoes and sound like the Cookie Monster,” was so devastating that it killed the idea of the rapper/singer archetype for years, until Drake came around.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Sha Money XL said in a recent interview that the original version of “Back Down” features lines going against Cam’ron, Nas, Jay-Z, R. Kelly, and convicted drug trafficker Kenneth “Supreme” McGriff. Apparently it was Dr. Dre who convinced 50 Cent to narrow his focus to just the Murder Inc. camp. Dr. Dre would diss Ja Rule and Irv Gotti in a verse on Obie Trice’s debut album not long after this. —Morrison

    23. “You Gotta Love It,” Cam’ron featuring Max B

    Year: 2006

    Target: Jay-Z

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The most cocksurely disrespectful intro since “Hit ’Em Up.” “First off, you a bitch n—-,” starts the verbal assault. Then, after making Jay-Z out to be an executive who steals artists and clothing lines from his former rivals, Cam’ron stops the beat and lays waste to the then–Def Jam CEO: “You 37 years old / You was born in 1968 and I open up the Daily News / How’s the king of New York rockin’ sandals with jeans? / Open toe sandals with chancletas with jeans on / How’s the king of New York rockin’ sandals with jeans and he 42 years old?” Jay-Z became an instant punch line for all the Harlem dudes with Dipset shirts, jackets, and whose loyalty was always to Dame Dash.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Jay-Z is an all-time great rapper—maybe the greatest of all time in terms of craft. But he’s also shockingly easy to make fun of, and this song is another in a long line of jokes about Hov’s awkwardness. Jay can somewhat forget about the streets that raised him, or at the very least appear oafishly wealthy on a beach. His goal was probably always to become the consciousness of the Black elite. But guys like Cam’ron don’t think about that at all. They just exist in the world. In 2006, Jay had traded his jerseys and Timbs for open toe sandals with jeans. Cam’ron and Max, in a show-stopping chorus, took this as a sign that he was no longer the king of New York.

    Was this song a knockout blow? No, because Jay-Z is too certified, talented, and rich for it to be. Hov made it out of the jungle, with worse memories and traumas than any line that Cam’ron spat here. At some point, you become too famous for anything to knock the mantle that you’re standing on. Despite the fact he was pushing 40 and was possibly no longer the one, he was still Sir Carter of Brooklyn. —Buford

    22. “300 Bars N Runnin’,” the Game

    Year: 2005

    Target: 50 Cent, G-Unit

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The beat changes, and Game switching flows to match, like he’s playing changes, hit harder and nastier than any of the lyrics in particular, honestly.

    What’s this song’s legacy? 50 Cent made “How to Rob” and then trolled Ja Rule to death and thus earned his reputation as a master of rap beef. But he actually has a pretty weak track record of draws and losses—against Game, Jay-Z, Cam’ron, Nas, Rick Ross, et al.—and I’d say Game was the first rapper to put up a real fight against 50 and expose his mortality.

    Who caught the worst stray? “I told Funk Flex, when I catch the n—- Whoo Kid / We gon see if he know how to DJ with bruised ribs.” Charity

    21. “South Bronx,” Boogie Down Productions

    Year: 1986

    Target: MC Shan

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? KRS imploring Shan to stop worrying about LL Cool J and “take your homeboys off the crack” is a line that’s stuck with Shan for the rest of his career.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “South Bronx” is the record that helped put KRS-One and Boogie Down Productions on the map. When it came down to deciding on the birthplace of hip-hop, the Juice Crew’s MC Shan planted the flag in Queensbridge with “The Bridge.” KRS-One of the Boogie Down Productions crew disagreed, penning “South Bronx,” not only detailing what he saw as the true origins of hip-hop culture, but also making a point to speak on how he “didn’t hear a PEEP” from anyone in Queens at the time.

    Was BDP punching up or down—and does that matter? KRS was very much punching up, to his advantage. It was a wise play for the emerging BDP crew, the spark that led to the beginning of KRS-One and BDP as a whole making their mark on the culture, while this marked the beginning of the end of MC Shan’s time in hip-hop’s limelight. —khal

    20. “The Bitch in Yoo,” Common

    Year: 1996

    Target: Ice Cube, WC, Mack 10

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Years before Jay asked Nas if “it’s ‘Oochie Wally’ or ‘One Mic,’” Common hit Cube for his hypocrisy with devastating simplicity when he called him out for “slangin’ bean pies and St. Ides in the same sentence”—a reference to Cube’s former ties to the Nation of Islam and his role as malt liquor pitchman. I’m not saying Common knocked Cube off his axis, but I am saying that Cube stuck to movies and songs like “We Be Clubbin’” for a while after this.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “The Bitch in Yoo” first appeared on a Relativity Records compilation in 1996 and didn’t get much play beyond college radio and stray mixtape appearances early on. But it’s been surprisingly sticky in the three decades since—to the point where it’s now rightly considered one of the best diss tracks ever. (Partial credit goes to the Pete Rock beat.) But Common also gets credit for reinventing the “You haven’t made a good record since …” staple of rap beefs. Every one of those—from “one hot record every 10 year average” to Drake and Cole trying to discredit Kendrick’s recent output—owes a debt to “You ain’t made shit dope since AmeriKKKa’s Most.”

    Was Common punching up or down—and does that matter? Way up! Before codifying cabbie-hat rap in the Soulquarians era, Common (née Common Sense) was an indie MC and Rap City staple best known for “I Used to Love H.E.R.,” a freshman-year-level creative-writing exercise that lamented how gangsta rappers—like Cube—had violated hip-hop’s, uh, “essence.” Cube, meanwhile, was a multiplatinum rapper who had annihilated his old N.W.A running mates with “No Vaseline” a few years earlier. It shouldn’t have been a fair fight, but “The Bitch in Yoo” lives on, while nobody thinks of the Westside Connection records that went at Common. But fittingly, both men ended up today where they probably belonged all along: better known as actors than for any beef record. —Sayles

    19. “Back to Back,” Drake

    Year: 2015

    Target: Meek Mill

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The fact that Drake gave Meek less than two days to respond. There’s typically a “you go, I go, you go” tempo to rap battles, but Drake disrupted that and released a track that dealt Meek a critical hit at an unexpected time.

    Though Meek released a half-baked response two weeks later, he’s since renewed his friendship with Drizzy and even kissed the proverbial ring onstage at one of Drake’s Philadelphia concerts. The bars were great, but more than anything, “Back to Back” proves that it’s best to attack when the enemy least expects it. It’s something Drake would learn the hard way nine years later.

    What’s this song’s legacy? In the summer of 2015, Drake was basking in the afterglow of his greatest three-album run (Take Care, Nothing Was the Same, and If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late) and was well on his way to becoming hip-hop’s Thanos. Rap fans were preparing for Views, and the Canadian megastar appeared untouchable. Then came the ghostwriting allegations from Meek Mill.

    For a moment, Drizzy was vulnerable. But within days, Aubrey released “Charged Up,” and in a swift, calculated move, he dropped “Back to Back” 48 hours after that.

    The entire approach—from the bars (”This ain’t what she meant when she told you to open up more” stings as much today as it did on first listen) to the strategy—would’ve made Sun Tzu proud. With “Back to Back,” Drake diminished a peer’s credibility and parlayed an accusation of committing rap’s greatest sin into one of his biggest hits. It was the first diss track I ever heard in a club and represented one of the defining moments of Drake’s career.

    Was this song a knockout blow? And then some. Not only did Drake belittle Meek’s career and clown his relationship with Nicki Minaj—both of which have since fallen by the wayside—but he proved that even his diss tracks could go multiplatinum and become club hits.

    The same can’t be said for Mr. Twitter Fingers. One of my favorite stats from this beef: “Back to Back” has more Spotify streams than any Meek song outside of “Going Bad,” which features … Drake. For the record, can you immediately recall the name of Meek’s response track? —Comer

    18. “Dollaz + Sense,” DJ Quik

    Year: 1995

    Target: MC Eiht

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Quik pulled back the curtains on their altercation at the airport (where Quik hilariously states he found Eiht “shakin’ like a crap game”), but one of the most clever shots at Eiht is Quik simply breaking down how Eiht spelled his rap moniker and the irony of one of “Compton’s Most Wanted” not even having a “g” in his name. “You left out the G ’cause the G ain’t in you”—what an effective way to call out someone’s gangsta (or lack thereof).

    What’s this song’s legacy? In 1994, DJ Quik was tired of MC Eiht’s multiple diss tracks aimed at him, and when he was asked to submit a track to Death Row’s Murder Was the Case soundtrack, he sent “Dollaz + Sense,” which dissected everything about Eiht—from his subpar acting skills in Menace II Society to his small stature—over a G-funk trunk rattler.

    Was this song a knockout blow? If Eiht had dropped out at that point, it would have been understandable, but no, Eiht and Quik battled for years after this track, finally squashing their beef in 1999. —khal

    17. “Roxanne’s Revenge,” Roxanne Shanté

    Year: 1984

    Target: UTFO

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The fact that Roxanne was 14 years old when she recorded this and her song outlives any other record that came out of one of rap’s first—and easily its most protracted—major battles.

    What’s this song’s legacy? You got an hour? Need a flowchart? This all starts with UTFO’s “Roxanne, Roxanne,” an early hit rap record about a girl who rebuffs the group’s advances. (Up to you to decide whether fictional Roxanne was right.) Shortly after that song’s release, UTFO canceled a show being thrown by DJ Mr. Magic and a then-unknown Marley Marl. Lolita Shanté Gooden—of course her name was Lolita—overheard Magic and Marley complaining about it outside the Queensbridge projects. She offered to take on the name Roxanne Shanté and make a song firing back at UTFO. “Roxanne’s Revenge” became a hit in its own right, launched the careers of Shanté and Marley Marl (and, in turn, arguably the Juice Crew), and over the next few years produced anywhere between 30 and 100 response records, depending on whom you ask. That includes ones by UTFO featuring a female rapper going by “The Real Roxanne,” but also ones from lesser-known fame-humpers writing from the perspective of fictional Roxanne’s parents, Roxanne’s doctor, and someone called “Ice Roxanne.” But maybe the most important response in the Roxanne Wars was “The Final Word—No More Roxanne (Please)” by the East Coast Crew. We may need the ECC to reunite for the Drake-Kendrick beef.

    Who caught the worst stray? Too many records were pressed to truly say, but let’s go with the original “Real Roxanne,” who had to be replaced by Adelaida Martinez shortly after “The Real Roxanne” dropped. As with any good rap beef, “realness” is a moving goalpost. —Sayles

    16. “Jack the Ripper,” LL Cool J

    Year: 1988

    Target: Kool Moe Dee

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? When Kool Moe Dee initiated his beef with LL Cool J on the Teddy Riley–produced “How Ya Like Me Now,” his mistake was bringing synthesized saxophone sounds to an Ultimate Breaks and Beats fight. Initially released as the B-side to “Going Back to Cali” (both of which were produced by Rick Rubin), Cool J went hardcore on “Jack the Ripper,” embracing the more aggressive direction that rap was headed and essentially telling the old-school-tested MC to New Jack Swing on his nuts. Though Moe Dee was trying to burnish his career for a new era with “How Ya Like Me Now,” Cool J made it clear on “Jack the Ripper” that he was the fresh face of the genre and that his opponent was outdated.

    What’s this song’s legacy? The knock on Cool J from everyone and their mama was that he was soft, trading on good looks and love songs to find fame. “Jack the Ripper’’ proved that he could still get pugnacious when he felt provoked, a tactic he returned to multiple times during his career. Its title was also referenced by both sides in Cool J’s subsequent beef with Canibus.

    Was this song a knockout blow? The MCs traded several more disses over the years—including Moe Dee’s six-minute tirade “Death Blow”—but the fight was already over. LL Cool J remained a star and has become hip-hop’s goodwill ambassador, while Moe Dee’s profile dwindled. —Ducker

    15. “Fuck Wit Dre Day (and Everybody’s Celebratin’),” Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Doggy Dogg

    Year: 1992

    Target: Eazy-E, Jerry Heller, Uncle Luke, Tim Dog

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “You fucked with me, now it’s a must that I fuck with you” is the perfect line to drop in such a vibrant diss record. If Eazy-E wasn’t mad before, everyone dancing to a hit record throwing all kinds of dirt on his name would have to have him pissed … right?

    What’s this song’s legacy? When you talk about great diss songs also dominating the club, “Dre Day” is the record they are talking about. It’s hard to know what Eazy-E thought would happen when Dr. Dre finally released The Chronic, his long-awaited debut solo album, but it’s hard to believe that he thought Dre would turn “Atomic Dog” into a scathing diss that not only caught regular MTV rotation but also received gold-record status and hit no. 8 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Not necessarily. Sure, the video made Eazy-E look foolish, but as Eazy rapped on “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s,” Eazy was still making money off of Dr. Dre’s material at the time, literally getting paid while he was getting dissed. That’s a corporate win, but a win all the same. —khal

    14. “Second Round K.O.,” Canibus

    Year: 1998

    Target: LL Cool J

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Canibus revisiting the tattoo on LL’s arm—the one that started this beef—and penning a witty sequence where, after ripping the mic from LL’s arm, he intimidates LL’s family enough to have them call Louis Farrakhan in an attempt to help squash their beef like he did for Common and Ice Cube.

    What’s this song’s legacy? On LL Cool J’s seventh studio album, 1997’s Phenomenon, the Queens rapper brought in a bunch of rappers for the massive posse cut “4, 3, 2, 1,” including Method Man and Redman, Master P, and DMX. Also on the track was the rising mixtape star Canibus, who was asked to remove some fairly innocuous lines from his verse referring to the microphone tattoo on LL’s arm that LL interpreted as a diss. (LL would rewrite his own verse to throw Canibus shade on the song.) Canibus took those shots and, on his debut album, he retaliated with “Second Round K.O.” The song featured five minutes of Canibus threatening to rip said microphone from LL’s arm while Mike Tyson egged him on via phone. Oddly enough, the legacy of “Second Round K.O.” may be Canibus drilling the date of The Notorious B.I.G.’s death into every rap fan’s head.

    Was this song a knockout blow? It’s hard to take out a hip-hop luminary like LL Cool J; Cool J responded with “The Ripper Strikes Back” and has continued to chart a career within Hollywood. —khal

    13. “Drop a Gem on ’Em,” Mobb Deep

    Year: 1996

    Target: 2Pac

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Although neither Havoc nor Prodigy said Tupac’s name, both referenced the rumor that he was raped during his stint at Rikers Island. Prodigy took it a step further by mentioning the November 1994 shooting at Quad Studios in New York, which led to the bicoastal conflict that would overshadow the next two years.

    “Rikers Island flashbacks of the house you got scuffed in / You would think that gettin’ your head shot’s enough, but then / Now you wanna go at my team, must have been drunk when you wrote that shit.”

    What’s this song’s legacy? “Drop a Gem on ’Em” was Mobb Deep’s official response to Tupac’s vitriolic “Hit ’Em Up” and the first single from their forthcoming album Hell on Earth. Although they pulled it from the radio following his murder in September 1996 and eventually scrapped the plan to shoot a video out of respect for Tupac’s family, they still left it on Hell on Earth—which wasn’t released until two months later. And as dark as it may sound, Hell on Earth is a better album with “Drop a Gem on ’Em” included.

    Was Mobb Deep punching up or down—and does that matter? Mobb Deep weren’t punching up as much as they were punching back following Tupac’s disrespectful tirade at the end of “Hit ’Em Up.” However, Tupac’s killing deflated the conflict just a few weeks after they engaged with him. —Kimble

    12. “Nail in the Coffin” / ”The Sauce,” Eminem

    Year: 2002

    Target: Benzino

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Eminem borrows from the modus operandi of his archetype B-Rabbit from 8 Mile when he evokes images of his former wife cutting her wrists in front of him and his young child, before he actually begins digging into Benzino and his worst character flaws. Eminem then juxtaposes his life experience with that of a man who seemingly forces his seven-year-old son, Ray Ray, to be an entertainer in lieu of having a childhood. The line in question would prove far more prescient 20 years later, as Benzino’s younger daughter, Coi Leray, becomes a star in her own right. It seems Benzino has a habit of capitalizing on his kids.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Benzino’s feud with Eminem is so integral to his legacy that it warrants its own subhead in the former Source co-owner’s surprisingly scant Wikipedia page. The whole ordeal ends with Benzino parting ways with The Source just two years later, saying he’d become too consumed with his feud with Eminem. He’s basically been a laughingstock ever since, unless you view being on Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta as a great accomplishment.

    Was Eminem punching up or down—and does that matter? On a technical rapping level, punching down. But the status that Benzino held as the head of The Source in the early 2000s cannot be overstated. This was the top-selling music magazine at one point. This was before streaming, when placement in a magazine like The Source or XXL could mean everything to your career. Benzino was, for better or for worse, one of the major tastemakers in hip-hop at the time. No one man should have all that power. Eminem was punching up, fighting against the oversized rule of a biased and greedy opportunist who exploited the magazine and also happened to make some of the worst rap known to man. —Morrison

    11. “Checkmate,” Jadakiss

    Year: 2005

    Target: 50 Cent

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? 50 Cent looked bulletproof at the time, especially going against someone as corny as Ja Rule. But if you put a magnifying glass to the Queens rapper, some things looked peculiar. Take “Ghetto Qu’ran,’’ his 2000 song that lays out the organizational depth charts of the infamous drug-dealing organization Supreme Team. It violated a rule of the streets: You don’t go around airing out business publicly—especially on wax.

    “Checkmate,” the 50 Cent diss track by Yonkers rapper Jadakiss, throws away the magnifying glass and tosses 50’s offenses on a billboard. “I might never sell that much, but you can bet your last two quarters I’ll never tell that much,” claims Jada over a ruthless beat by the Alchemist. 50, who was quite possibly shot nine times in May 2000 over what he said in that song, had blown up by using his shooting to craft a self-mythology. He was the Luke Cage of rap: a bionically muscular warrior who had survived a bona fide assassination attempt—essentially unbreakable. Jadakiss shattered that—not only by making fun of his snitching, but by portraying 50 as a careerist who lacks a moral compass.

    What’s this song’s legacy? 50 Cent came into rap like a hurricane—loud, explosive, and destructive. Jadakiss defeated him by reminding people that there was a reason why 50 was initially blackballed, that there was a reason real street dudes wanted him gone, and that the Queens rapper didn’t have all that much to rap about. 50 was making glorified pop songs at that point, coming off a disappointing sophomore slump. “Checkmate” could be considered the start of 50 Cent’s transition into a wrestling heel–like celebrity who used to be a rapper, not the street superhero he had portrayed himself as.

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? 50 Cent purchased Mike Tyson’s mansion in Farmington, Connecticut, for $4.1 million in 2003. So when Jada says “you live in Connecticut,” he means in the monstrosity that Fif bought from Tyson, who once employed the man who allegedly shot him in Queens (as a bodyguard). —Buford

    10. “How to Rob,” 50 Cent featuring the Madd Rapper

    Year: 1999

    Targets: Literally everyone

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? While 50’s bars for Ghostface, Big Pun, and Jay-Z were enough to elicit responses from each of them, the most vicious bars come toward the end of the song. I can’t decide if accusing Kirk Franklin of robbing God’s people or highlighting Boyz II Men getting real-life robbed by their manager Michael Bivins is worse. But both feel like they cross the line from telling jokes to making things personal.

    What’s this song’s legacy? 50 Cent’s “How to Rob” feels less like an attempt at a scathing diss record and more like an attempt at stand-up comedy. Referencing all the biggest names in rap and R&B in punch lines about sticking them up is quite the way to put yourself on the map, and it was the first step in establishing 50 Cent’s legacy as the ultimate troll and shit stirrer. Plenty of rappers have copied the formatting since.

    Was 50 punching up or down—and does that matter? Obviously punching up. 50 had nothing to lose and everything to gain by mentioning all these artists on wax with hopes of getting someone to bite and getting his name out there. And the biggest of big fish bit when Jay-Z said, “I’m about a dollar, what the fuck is 50 Cents.” —Kermah

    9. “Truth,” Gucci Mane

    Year: 2012

    Target: Young Jeezy

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? 2012’s “Truth” is as evil as beef gets. Any rapper that claims “This is not a diss record” is a liar who’s about to go scorched earth, and “Truth” is Gucci Mane at his nastiest and most vindicated. Seven years after shooting and killing Jeezy affiliate Pookie Loc in what he’s maintained was an act of self-defense during a robbery—he was charged, but prosecutors eventually dropped the case—Guwop circles back for one last haunting laugh.

    To this day, “Go dig your partner up, n—a, bet he can’t say shit” feels too real and personal to be committed to wax. Let’s not forget that this beef started over a song as goofy and infectious as “Icy.” There’s no reason Jeezy should’ve been rapping about putting a $10k bounty on Gucci’s chain, nor should there have been a home invasion that ended with someone dead and Gucci imprisoned for a short time. (Worth noting: Despite Pookie’s affiliation with Jeezy, the CTE World label head has repeatedly said he did not order the home invasion.)

    A decade later, Gucci is a ripped health influencer, while Jeezy hosts talk shows and openly thirsts after Nia Long. It’s hard to fathom that the two pioneers of the trap movement would ever let it get this bad and ugly. Gucci ends his second verse by taunting Jeezy and claiming, “You left his son to be a bastard,” and it’s around then that you realize maybe Radric was right. This isn’t a “diss” song; it’s some other malevolent thing we still haven’t quantified.

    What’s this song’s legacy? There’s no better way to demonstrate the flattening effect time has on beef than the moment Gucci played “Truth” in front of Jeezy during their tumultuous Verzuz. It’s one thing to tell a man to “dig [his] partner up” over an MP3; it’s another thing to say it to his face as thousands of people watch in real time.

    But beef isn’t kind, and it rarely ages well. Death is just another part of the content equation. Two of Atlanta’s greatest took the Verzuz bread and smiled next to each other, despite years of bad blood, because what other option is there? No one starts beef to uphold morals, and that’s rarely why anyone stays in the rap game either.

    Who caught the worst stray? Even by 2012 Lil’ Flip was already rendered a footnote in Southern rap history thanks to his beef with T.I., so it still seems like overkill for Gucci to rub a big heaping of salt in that wound one last time. (Sidenote: “Game Over” is still a banger.) —Holmes

    8. “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s,” Eazy-E featuring Dresta and B.G. Knocc Out

    Year: 1993

    Target: Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Death Row Records

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? The line where the N.W.A mastermind taunts his former protégé about how “Dre Day only meant Eazy’s payday.” For much of the year that preceded the release of “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s,” the Ruthless Records founder suffered in silence as MTV played an endless loop of videos from The Chronic, operating as Death Row’s own Pravda for anti–Eazy E propaganda.

    When Dre and Snoop Dogg finally dropped the video for “Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’),” it seemed like the coup de grâce. The eviscerating parody of “Sleazy E” made Eric Wright seem scrawny, weak, and exploitative. Dre was Luke Skywalker vanquishing Darth Vader. But the empire that Dre helped build struck back.

    “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s,” brought maniacal venom from the first seconds. Even Rhythm D’s beat was intended to be a sinister parody of Dre’s sound. The scraping noise that sounds like someone trying to escape from the gates of hell came from an old-fashioned metal washboard. Eazy and his new henchmen, B.G. Knocc Out and Dresta, hold nothing sacred. They roast Dre’s fake gangster image, his sexuality, the fact that the man who named his album after the era’s most potent strain of weed almost never actually smoked.

    But the knockout blow arrived when Eric Wright undermined the very notion that he could ever really lose: “I had Dre signed as an exclusive producer and exclusive artist, so when Dre tried to make his deal all over at Interscope, I was included for the next six years,” Eazy-E said, describing his ultimate revenge to Arsenio Hall. “You can say all that you want to say. You can diss me all you want, but I’ma still get paid.” To add injury to insult, “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s” became the biggest hit of a double-platinum-selling EP, the most commercially successful solo project of Eazy E’s career.

    What’s this song’s legacy? It may be the first meta diss in hip-hop history. Riffing on Dre’s “Sleazy E” lampoon, Eazy created his own effigy of Sleazy E, who is subsequently run out of Compton by a mob of the city’s biggest gangsters, all controlled by the CPT O.G.

    In addition, Eazy E’s scorched-earth style of warfare—in which pictures from Dre’s past would haunt him—paved the way for Jay-Z to humiliate Prodigy at Summer Jam with childhood dance recital photos or for Pusha T to deploy the image of Drake in blackface.

    If earlier rap disses largely stuck to tearing down a rival’s skills, Eazy E understood that gloves-off rawness was the essential part of his appeal. The carnivorous ferocity of 2Pac, Boosie Badazz, and even Kendrick Lamar first manifested in the form of this diminutive and sneering Compton Crip in locs and a Raiders hat.

    Who caught the worst stray? Electro hip-hop. It’s not mentioned by name, but the photos of Dre wearing a stethoscope and sequin suit during his time with the World Class Wreckin’ Cru made it so that this integral chapter of L.A. hip-hop history was considered a laughingstock until well into the next decade. If it weren’t for “Real Muthaphuckkin G’s,” the Egyptian Lover and Arabian Prince would’ve inevitably received a critical rehabilitation much sooner. —Weiss

    7. “Not Like Us,” Kendrick Lamar

    Year: 2024

    Target: Drake

    What’s the most vicious part of the song? Kendrick may have just made the song of the summer—and one of the best diss records ever, full stop—while calling Drake a pedophile over a Mustard beat.

    What’s this song’s legacy? This is the song that effectively ended the greatest rap beef in 20 years—and maybe the last great one ever. It came less than 24 hours after Kendrick and Drake traded songs in the waning hours of Friday: Drake went first with “Family Matters,” then Kendrick went nuclear with “Meet the Grahams.” While Kendrick’s track may be remembered as a cursed artifact—a six-minute open letter to Aubrey’s loved ones in which he says Drake deserves to die—it was maybe the most brilliant strategy ever deployed in a rap battle. Drake had just released what he believed to be the missile that would end this feud, and Kendrick shot it down with a nasty, hateful song over a crawling Alchemist beat. It completely neutralized any impact “Family Matters” could’ve had. It changed the narrative before the narrative took root. It committed the rumors that had been swirling about Drake for years to wax.

    But it also killed the vibes. When Nas battled Jay-Z, he called him a “Tae Bo ho.” Kendrick, meanwhile, was calling Drake a Weinstein-level predator. How do you reckon with that?

    Well, an instant hit record helps. About 20 hours after “Meet the Grahams,” Kendrick dropped “Not Like Us”—possibly the best club record he’s ever made, which is incidentally an ether-grade diss. Over a Mustard beat—and borrowing a flow popularized by Drakeo the Ruler, rest in peace—Kendrick builds on the backstory he laid out the previous day. “Freaky,” “69 God,” “OV-hoe”—by turning these barbs into call-and-response refrains, he used the playbook Drake used to beat Meek Mill nine years earlier and annihilated Drake. All that was left was the Notes app explanation, which functionally came the next night as Drake waved the white flag with “The Heart Part 6.”

    Some people weren’t sure Kenny had the stomach for this when the whole thing started. Obviously, neither was Drake. Kendrick made fools out of a lot of folks, but only one had to release a song explaining that they were, in fact, not like Jeffrey Epstein.

    Was this song a knockout blow? A fire can melt snow, but it’s got no chance against an avalanche. That’s effectively what it felt like watching “Family Matters” go up against this Kendrick onslaught. (Notice we’re not even discussing “Euphoria” or “6:16 in LA.”)

    This thing is over. Kendrick’s legacy is secure. The only question now is what happens to Drake’s. —Sayles

    6. “The Bridge Is Over,” Boogie Down Productions

    Year: 1987

    Target: MC Shan, Marley Marl, Queensbridge

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? You’d be forgiven for thinking it’s the lyrical disrobing, the school-age insults that hit like chairs tossed at someone mid-gulp from a chocolate-milk carton, or even the acidic interweaving of taunting patois that give “The Bridge Is Over” its fangs. My contention, though, is that the coldest thing about the coldest diss track ever made are the keys in the background. Shit is ghoulish. Spectral footsteps. You hear that joint in the background and you run.

    What’s this song’s legacy? “The Bridge Is Over” is the point of origin—the explosion of incomprehensible matter that created the rap beef universe as we know it. It is the first light, and if it is no longer the brightest, this is only because its progeny have marked so many vast and brutal galaxies in its image.

    Was this song a knockout blow? One can quibble and say that the Bridge was not, in fact, over—that MC Shan’s biggest hit came well after the tussle—but the truth is Kris swung so hard on the Juice Crew that it took most of a decade for Queens to find another heartbeat. —Pryor

    5. “The Story of Adidon,” Pusha T

    Year: 2018

    Target: Drake

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Weirdly enough the harshest bar on this massively vindictive song isn’t even about Drake! “OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 (tick, tick, tick!).”

    What’s this song’s legacy? This song sent Drake into hiding for the summer. The whole summer! This song sent Drake crying to LeBron James, stammering and backpedaling about paternity tests, on some “what had happened was …” like he was a deadbeat dad on Maury. “The Story of Adidon” inflated the stakes of rap beef in a way that later generations—including Drake and Kendrick now—will have a hard time overcoming.

    Was this song a knockout blow? This song was the textbook definition of a knockout blow. This song was somehow 100 times more humiliating than Drake’s own knockout blow against Meek Mill. This song had Drake binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy under the covers with his phone off for weeks on end, probably. —Charity

    4. “Takeover,” Jay-Z

    Year: 2001

    Target: Nas, Prodigy

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Though Jay-Z debuted the first two verses (which included his excoriation of Prodigy, damning photograph and all) at Summer Jam 2001, the sharpest barbs were reserved for Nas on the final version. Following through on the promise he made at Summer Jam a few months prior (“Ask Nas, he don’t want it with Hov”), Jay called Nas a fraudulent observer, a foolish exploitee, and a has-been before the age of 28.

    There were more clever bars, but his attempt to reduce Nas’s career to a lone standout moment that was rapidly fading from memory was a power move from the strongest force in hip-hop at the time.

    “Four albums in 10 years, n—a? I could divide / That’s one every, let’s say two / Two of them shits was, doo / One was nah, the other was Illmatic / That’s a one hot album every 10-year average.”

    On top of that, each interpolation of David Bowie’s “Fame” to punctuate an insult was salt in the wound. As disingenuous as it all might have been, it was a shrewd approach to attacking a foe—especially one you were a fan of.

    What’s this song’s legacy? At the time, “Takeover” was arguably considered the ultimate display of Jay’s dominance. The unlikely superstar absorbed everything his challengers threw at him and returned fire with precision. In the context of The Blueprint, which many regard as his best work, it’s a flourish; he was dispatching people on a side mission.

    To this day, “Takeover” is a clinic in using public opinion to your benefit. In a competition where the people ultimately decide the winner, the actual truth is far less important than what you can get those people to believe and repeat.

    Sometimes—especially once you reach a certain position—the truth is what you tell people it is.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Considering how efficient “Takeover” was, how Jay knew people would repeat whatever he said considering his standing, and the fact that it’s a well-crafted song, he created a nearly impossible deficit for Nas to come back from.

    Funny how that worked out, though. —Kimble

    3. “Ether,” Nas

    Year: 2001

    Target: Jay-Z

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? “Oh, I get it: You Biggie and he’s Puffy.” While there are easily a dozen other lines that Nas delivers with more vitriol, it’s this aside, tucked toward the end of “Ether,” that pulls all of its threads to a single, humiliating pinpoint. The personal history—Jay-Z getting chased through cramped hallways, begging Nas for advice, wearing borrowed jewelry—collides with the portrait of Jay as an incorrigible biter and casts the empire he’d built as little more than a game of make-believe.

    What’s this song’s legacy? What isn’t? The title itself became shorthand for a devastating blow to an artist’s reputation; it arguably coined “stan” as a term for an obsessive fan, swiping it from the Eminem song the year prior. Speaking of which, “Ether” was so instantly credible that it made the ridiculous notion of Jay getting washed on “Renegade” into conventional wisdom. He wasn’t; it didn’t matter. You can rank other diss songs higher than “Ether,” but this is the platonic ideal of the form.

    Was Nas punching up or down—and does that matter? This is the sleight of hand. When Jay dropped “Takeover,” Nas’s career had already seemed to reach a nadir. After his planned third album, a sprawling double LP, was widely bootlegged, he rushed out a pair of records (I Am… and Nastradamus, both 1999) that were weighed down by half-hearted radio bids and soggy replacement material. Nas knew this: He describes himself on “Ether” as “left for dead” and places himself in a grave. Jay was massive, still expanding, becoming inevitable. But when Nas addresses him directly, the lines drip with condescension, smiling “like a proud dad” at all his success—before detailing the erosion of his values and the evaporation of his dignity. While Nas’s showing in the beef resurrected his career, it didn’t end his opponent’s: Jay only continued to amass wealth and cultural capital. But by the time the pair brokered a peace five years later, there was no ambiguity about what had gone down. —Thompson

    2. “No Vaseline,” Ice Cube

    Year: 1991

    Target: Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, DJ Yella, MC Ren, Jerry Heller

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? I’ll avoid listing all the homophobic and racial insults Cube tossed out—this is a rap battle, and particularly gnarly, so what do you expect?—and instead go with something more, uh, publishable. The refrain that opens the third verse—“I’ll never have dinner with the president,” a reference to Eazy-E accepting a luncheon invitation from the George H. W. Bush White House—is perhaps the most succinct “I’m real and they’re not” blow ever landed in a rap battle.

    What’s this song’s legacy? Not many diss songs have become a pivotal moment in a hit movie. “No Vaseline” was the defining moment of the N.W.A-Ice Cube schism, which became the prototypical rap feud for a reason as old as the record industry itself: people getting fucked out of their money. It’s lived on because (1) it’s so nakedly vicious, (2) mostly everyone involved became wildly famous, and (3) it just flat-out bangs. But it also got another boost nine years ago thanks to the movie Straight Outta Compton, introducing new generations to Cube’s pantheon-level hating.

    Was this song a knockout blow? Well, N.W.A never responded as a group, and Dre left shortly after “No Vaseline” dropped, citing the same types of monetary issues Cube laid bare here. If I’ve learned anything in 30 years of listening to hip-hop—and if we’re learning anything from watching Kendrick right now—it’s that you don’t mess with a pissed-off rapper from L.A. —Sayles

    1. “Hit ’Em Up,” 2Pac

    Year: 1996

    Target: The Notorious B.I.G., Mobb Deep, Diddy, Junior M.A.F.I.A., Lil’ Kim, Chino XL

    What’s the most vicious part of this song? Other than Faith Evans being dragged into it for allegedly sleeping with 2Pac, the shot at Mobb Deep’s Prodigy for suffering from sickle cell anemia was rather uncomfortable.

    What’s this song’s legacy? The alpha and omega of diss tracks. On “Hit ’Em Up,” 2Pac boldly took diss songs to a place they’d never gone before, changing the art of the battle and the rap industry forever. If you’ve made it this far you certainly know the story by now: you’ve seen the movie, watched the documentary, read the book, and likely seen at least one of the hundreds of thousands of interviews breaking down every single millisecond of this song and the “beef” between Biggie and 2Pac. Hell, the phrase “keep it on wax”—something we hear every time a battle arises—was invented after this song dropped.

    All of the elements of a great diss track are here, but Pac took it to new extremes on “Hit ’Em Up,” which reworked the beat of Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s “Get Money (Remix).” Pac took aim not only at his former friend the Notorious B.I.G. but also at Biggie’s wife, dragging her into the melee within the first second of the song. Other foes such as Puffy, Lil’ Cease, Lil’ Kim, Mobb Deep, Chino XL, and Bad Boy Records as a staff, record label, and as a motherfuckin’ crew caught headshots. Pac even had a music video featuring look-alikes of most of the aforementioned. The song didn’t just make waves culturally but also dominated the charts, shooting all the way to no. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for two weeks in the incredibly competitive summer of 1996 as part of the “How Do U Want It” / “California Love” maxi-single—the only place where you could hear “Hit ’Em Up.”

    But bad news was around the corner, as the wake of “Hit ’Em Up” left two of hip-hop’s greatest artists dead in brutal killings that remain unsolved (at least officially) to this day. This battle will forever be a reminder that words can escalate quickly and turn deadly.

    Who caught the worst stray? Faith Evans. But Chino XL comes in second place, as many fans didn’t know who he was at the time or why he was even mentioned. (Chino XL’s inclusion stems from a misinterpreted line on his song “Riiiot!”: “By this industry, I’m trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail.”)

    What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes thing about this song? Goodie Mob arrived at the studio to visit 2Pac just as he’d finished recording “Hit ’Em Up.” They were the first people to hear the record outside of Pac’s camp. —Barber

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  • Why Conor Oberst Learned the Conor Oberst Songbook All Over Again

    Why Conor Oberst Learned the Conor Oberst Songbook All Over Again

    On Thursday, Conor Oberst will complete his latest attempt to shake up the routines that develop when you’ve been making music for over 30 years. Every week throughout March and April, the prolific, Omaha-born songwriter assembled a new band, spent four days rehearsing with them, and then performed a distinct, career-spanning show with a set list filled with his lesser-known songs. Billed as “Conor Oberst and Friends,” the run was split into two locations: The first four installments happened at the Teragram Ballroom in Los Angeles, while the following New York appearances took place at the Bowery Ballroom.

    Oberst estimates he’s written about 500 songs in his lifetime, and at these eight shows, he’s played over 100 of them, plus a smattering of covers by the likes of the Replacements and Daniel Johnston. He’s had to relearn tracks he’s released both under his own name and as Bright Eyes, his pseudonymous solo endeavor that developed into a group with Mike Mogis and Nate Walcott. Some of his albums got more love than others (lots of I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning and his self-titled, full-length album from 2008; not so much Cassadaga or anything from Desaparecidos, unfortunately). Each assembled band had its own musical director and its own flavor, from the turn-of-the-millennium New York cool of Nick Zinner of Yeah Yeah Yeahs, to the rootsy approach of James Felice of the Felice Brothers, to the ramshackle, early Saddle Creek vibes of Maria Taylor of Azure Ray—all of which correlate to a sonic element of Oberst’s music.

    Oberst has been a key influence on younger artists including Hurray for the Riff Raff, Waxahatchee, and Phoebe Bridgers, his Better Oblivion Community Center partner who joined him for three songs at the third Los Angeles date. In turn, those artists’ fans have started discovering Oberst’s music, and these residencies were their first chance to see him attempt some of these rarer songs live.

    Just before the last Conor Oberst and Friends show, The Ringer spoke to him about how the whole thing came together and how he feels now that it’s almost done. This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity.

    Why did you decide to do this now?

    This guy Eric [Dimenstein], who’s been my booking agent for like 20 years, we’ve on and off talked about the idea, but the timing was never right. There’s always a record or something else to do. So, yeah, it kind of worked out timing-wise. And New York and L.A. are the most obvious spots, but they’re also two places where I have lived in my life and have a lot of friends, so there’s a lot of musicians and people to draw from, as far as the bands.

    Why did this idea intrigue you in the first place?

    It was honestly just trying something new. Sometimes when you go on tour, it’s great and you get really close with the people you’re with, but after a while, it becomes routine, unfortunately. I’m not really in a jam band, so you end up doing similar sets. You might change a couple songs a night, but for the most part, once you get the show up and running, that’s the show and that’s what you present in every town you go to. It seemed fun to just change that dynamic, where it’s just once a week, but every week I don’t really know what’s going to happen. That’s exciting because I’ve been doing this a long time. And then it’s just a chance to revisit a lot of past material and random songs I haven’t played in a long time.

    Each week, one of the people in the band acted as the musical director and helped pick the songs and organize the band. Even with Bright Eyes, besides Mike and Nate, we always had different people on tour with us, so I’m used to playing with a lot of different people, but I’m not used to doing it so consecutively and quickly. It’s the closest I feel like I’ve had to a real job for a long time. Because it’s rehearse Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, play the show Thursday, and then Friday and Saturday are my days off. But even those days, I have to try and listen to the next week’s songs and remember stuff.

    Are the bands practicing together beforehand without you, or is it really that week when you all start playing together for the first time?

    Maybe some of them were practicing on their own, but no, not really. Another thing was, I didn’t want any songs to repeat in New York or L.A. The ones we played in L.A., we could play in New York, but that was the rule: For the city, don’t repeat any songs. That’s a lot of songs. Once I figured out who was going to be the band leader for all the weeks, we had to get square with the set list because some people wanted to do the same song.

    Some negotiating had to happen.

    Yeah, exactly. But I’m a natural-born diplomat, so it’s fine.

    Were there songs that they would pitch that you were particularly excited about revisiting?

    Nick Zinner from Yeah Yeah Yeahs was last week. We made the Digital Ash [in a Digital Urn] record, and he was in the band for that tour. So I knew we were going to do a bunch of those songs, or I assumed that would be the case. He picked this song “True Blue,” which I wrote for my nephew when he was, like, 4 years old. It’s just the weirdest song for Nick to pick. He’s like a vampire, so I just think he’s going to pick the darkest ones, but he picked this. It just made me laugh. I was like, “You really want to do that one?” So there was stuff like that along the way that was surprising.

    Were there songs that you had never played live that came up?

    I don’t know about that, but there’s definitely ones where it had been years [since I had revisited them]. There were some covers that were brand new to me. I’m pretty sure I played all the songs of mine at some point in my life, but like I said, I’ve been doing this a long time, and I don’t have the greatest memory.

    Were there any songs where you were like, “I’m not doing that one?”

    I really shied away from the ones that I’ve played so much, like “First Day of My Life” and “Lua.” Those didn’t feel as exciting. I guess we did play “First Day” on Maria’s week. [Editor’s note: He also played “Lua” that night as a duet with Phoebe Bridgers.] I was definitely leaning a little bit away from the ones that we’ve done in the last couple years.

    Some of these songs are over 20 years old. When you revisit a song like that, do you still relate to the person who wrote it?

    To be honest, sometimes not really at all. But I do have memories connected with them. There’s this song that we’ve actually played quite a bit over the years called “Falling Out of Love at This Volume,” which is on the very first Bright Eyes record, and I was literally 15 years old when I wrote it. So yeah, I’m not at all the same person, but I do connect it with the memories of that time in my life. It’s not like doing a cover song. There’s an aspect of it I can relate to, but it’s a very distant memory. What I was feeling when I wrote it or whatever, that’s long gone.

    I’ve been a journalist for a while, and sometimes I’ll read articles I wrote when I was just starting, and I’m like, “What was that guy thinking?” And sometimes I’m like, “Oh yeah, that’s pretty smart, kid. Good job.”

    Right. This is actually weirdly connected to this whole thing in a way, which is Bright Eyes did this whole set of EPs that were companion pieces for all the records. I don’t know why I put myself through these fucking challenges, but we rerecorded a bunch of our old songs in new ways. I was very particular about which ones I wanted to sing, and they were the ones obviously that I still felt held up and that I felt some connection to, emotionally or mentally. You want that to be there or else it can feel like you’re just doing karaoke or something.

    Why do you put yourself through these complicated challenges?

    It’s like when people get older and they want to stave off early-onset dementia so they do a lot of crossword puzzles or something. I do shit like this, try to keep what brain cells I have left active.

    Have the shows felt different between L.A. and New York?

    New York, this has been really a real trip down memory lane because I lived in the East Village. I paid rent in New York for like 13 years, although I was on tour a lot of that time and in Omaha and stuff. I had probably five different apartments over the years, but they were all in the East Village. And now I got this apartment sublet thing for the month, so I’m really deep in. Obviously, some things have changed, but there’s ghosts everywhere. I can walk from the apartment to the practice space to the Bowery [Ballroom]. I don’t know if I’ve even gotten in a car here at all. It’s a trip because I have things I had forgotten about.

    I still live in L.A., and there we were just rehearsing at my house. So that was very comfortable and cool, but it was a little closer to my actual current life.

    As far as crowds and stuff, I don’t know, I don’t think they’re that different. All the crowds have been super gracious and nice and excited. We’ve made a point of not letting people know ahead of time what was up each week. Of course there are some diehards that are trying to go to every show, but a lot of people, they just pick the show and that’s what they got. I hope they had a good time though. I’m sure there’s some people that are like, “Aww, I wish I would’ve gone to that week.” But that’s the nature of the experiment.

    For these shows, are you reinterpreting songs in a different way than how you recorded them?

    Not really vastly reinterpreting, but we’ve extended a lot of parts. Like Miwi [La Lupa]’s week, we had a four-piece horn section, so there were parts that we extended to make room for that. Nick’s week, Lee Ranaldo [of Sonic Youth] was in the band, so you’ve got to make some time for him to solo and stuff. And then Nate Walcott’s week, which was the second week in L.A., was with Jeff Parker, the guitar player. It was all jazz musicians. I would say that week was the furthest from the way I would normally perform a song.

    How do you feel about playing live these days?

    You and me and everyone that follows music knows that it’s much harder to make a living off of record sales, so playing live is part of the job in that sense. I don’t have kids, but the guys in my band have kids and bills. It’s like, you got to keep making money. That’s the unromantic part about it, but there is truth to that. But I still like playing live. Honestly, I feel like when you’re on tour, you’re getting paid for all the bullshit you have to do, like check into the hotels and go to the airport and get on the bus and find food and do this and whatever. Actually being onstage performing music, for the most part, not always, that’s the best part of the day. Unless the show is total trash.

    Has this experience made you more or less excited to go on tour?

    It’s been so interesting and different, just because that stuff I’m talking about is gone. I don’t have to get on a bus or a plane or a hotel, but I have to rehearse all the time. The only thing I’ve been stressing on is just my voice holding up. People think, Well, it’s once a week; that should be easy. But the truth is, if you’re on tour, you’re singing maybe two hours a day. I’m singing eight hours a day for four days in a row [at rehearsals] and then doing the show. So I’ve been trying to be careful. I barely smoked cigarettes for these past couple months. I’m trying my best. Lots of tea, lots of Throat Coat, lots of Halls, whatever, all the tricks. From a physical standpoint, that’s the biggest difference. But on the other hand, you don’t have all the stress of travel. You’re in the same city and with your friends, so it’s great.

    Would you ever do this again?

    I don’t know. I guess it depends how long I live. Maybe it’ll sound fun in five years or something. One of our guitar techs and good friends, even when we’re having a shitty day, he’s like, “Beats sweeping the floor.” I’m like, “That’s true.” It has been a lot of work. I knew it was going to be a lot, but it’s been more than I thought it would be. I would have to be very rejuvenated to want to do this thing again.

    Eric Ducker is a writer and editor in Los Angeles.

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  • Monster Bracket

    Monster Bracket

    Today on the show, we celebrate Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire with our March Madness monster/kaiju bracket! Jessica Clemons joins Jomi and Steve to put together their list of the 16 best film kaijus. Which one will outlast their monster competition?

    Hosts: Jomi Adeniran and Steve Ahlman
    Guest: Jessica Clemons
    Producer: Jonathan Kermah
    Additional Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal

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  • Business briefs

    Business briefs

    PEOPLEGreg Stevens was recently announced as the new president at Cabot Wealth Management. Rob Lutts and the firm’s managing partners made the announcement last week. It was effective Jan. 1. Stevens has been with Cabot for 20 years and has been instrumental in managing the growth and success of the firm over those years. He takes over the role of president from Lutts who founded the firm in 1983. Lutts will remain with Cabot as part of the management team. “I am confident that Greg will be a solid leader for the firm and, along with other senior leadership, will continue to ensure that our key focus is the same as it has been for 40 years — doing everything we can to help our clients achieve their goals,” said Lutts. The firm, based in Salem, is a leading wealth management firm that provides a wide range of services including investment management, financial planning, estate planning, tax filing and planning. Cabot is a national firm that serves clients across the country.

    Aubrie L. Gallagher recently joined Downey Law Group, LLC/DLG Closing to its law practice based in Topsfield and Haverhill. Gallagher is an experienced estate planning, probate, and trust administration attorney, having practiced as a solo practitioner for over 10 years. An Amesbury native, she graduated from Massachusetts School of Law in 2011. She comes from three generations of estate planning and probate attorneys, following in the footsteps of her mother, attorney Janice Weyland Sinclair, and her grandfather, attorney Wendell P. Weyland, who was a CPA and estate attorney in the Topsfield/Boxford area. Gallagher lives in Amesbury with her husband and family.

    Hancock Associates, a leading provider of land surveying, civil engineering and wetland science services, has announced the semi-retirement of Don Frydryk PE, PLS. Frydryk joined Hancock Associates, which has offices in Danvers, as a Regional Office Manager when the firm acquired Sherman & Frydryk, LLC, a land surveying and civil engineering firm located in Palmer. He will continue in a smaller, part-time role as Business Development Coordinator and focus on business development for Hancock’s western Massachusetts offices and mentoring staff.

    MILESTONESConnolly Brothers Inc., a construction management firm based in Beverly, recently completed a 52,000-square-foot design-build fit-up project for Calare Properties. The facility, located in Milford, will serve as a new state 911 Public Safety Answering Point, State 911 Training Center, Municipal Police Training Committee Academy and offices for the Massachusetts Department of Correction Professional Standards Unit. The two-story building was vacant for seven years, presenting challenges for Connolly’s design team. At first, it was critical to ascertain an understanding of the existing infrastructure, such as underground plumbing and structural components. Connolly proceeded to update the structural requirements, such as reinforcing second-floor and roof bar joists, strengthening steel column brace frames and creating four new grade beams, in order to meet updated building code requirements for use group risk category of the building. Connolly provided additional accessible entrances and replaced the exterior stairs with new granite. The electrical requirements to support the 911 Communication Center required a high level of coordination between Connolly’s design and construction teams, as this included design of 22 workstation consoles that support the intricate technological infrastructure needed to support the operating requirements for a 911 emergency dispatch center. Connolly served as both Architect of Record and Construction Manager for this design-build project. The project team also included Platinum Fire Protection, D+D/DNET and Tech Mechanical.

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  • All Mainline Harry Potter Games, Ranked from Mudblood to the Chosen One

    All Mainline Harry Potter Games, Ranked from Mudblood to the Chosen One

    Over the years, as the Harry Potter IP grew in popularity, the franchise has had its run in all forms of content, including video games. The most recent title Hogwarts Legacy has been a major success since its launch, but the games haven’t always been such smash hits.

    There have been game releases for at least every movie released, with some being more enjoyable than others. The games have branched into almost every aspect of the wizarding world, so here are all of the Harry Potter games, ranked.

    10. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

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    While a different take on the series than the other games had been, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One was a darker, more action-based game than what players have experienced. The problem came partially because the series is not necessarily suited to being a third-person shooter, but the theme of this game is nothing but Harry blasting away at everything that moves.

    There are certainly some fascinating mechanics introduced like using Polyjuice Potion and the Invisibility Cloak for stealth sections, but the game’s missions don’t follow what happened in the movie or the book. It might be interesting if the game was used as a way to fill in some of the gaps in the movie, but instead, the developers just created some arbitrary missions with characters from the movie to assail with spells.

    The game just doesn’t play like a Harry Potter game, other than the fact that the characters shout words like “Horcrux” and Voldemort now and again. Luckily the music is still just as great as it was for the previous few games, but the feeling of exploration and magic was essentially lost. It just makes you want to go back to Hogwarts, but I guess if Harry could talk to us he would be saying the same thing.

    9. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two

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    Following in the footsteps of its predecessor, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 is equally as uninspired as Part One had turned out to be. The main mechanic of the game is just aiming and blasting, which even still doesn’t carry much emotion because the game does a great deal of auto-locking for you. You just aim your cursor where you want magic to potentially go, and blast as rapidly as you possibly can.

    While the story follows the same general tale as the movie, there isn’t much that isn’t wildly distorted and abridged. Cutscenes simply toss information at you, and there’s not much creativity in how they deliver the plot points. You do get to play some part of the game as other characters than Harry, but a lot of it becomes more filler than actual story content.

    As far as the rest of the games go, Deathly Hallows Part 2 feels like one of the less polished titles, but that’s likely got a lot to do with how the book was split up into two different movies. There was plenty in the books that could’ve been tapped into, similar to how Peeves was never in the movies but they incorporated him into the earlier games. Whether it was a time issue or just questionable writing, watching the movie will provide a better experience than trying to play through it.

    8. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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    The fifth game in the series seemed to be the point at which the games started to fall off a little bit. While there were some technological improvements like more accurate facial scans for the characters and a new physics system, these new elements are not the most well-refined. The story got a bit distorted with how they bring the player between plot points, and overall the gameplay experience was a bit lacking. It’s nice that some of the actual film cast like Rupert Grint voiced their characters in the game, making for some pleasant continuity.

    The physics system was rather jittery, causing objects and people’s arms to flap wildly depending on how they wound up oriented. The spellcasting was a little hard to handle, with each spell being bound more to gestures than to a given button press. Luckily, the castle is still free to be explored, with plenty of secrets and collectibles hidden around to add some extra depth to the game and the way the world feels.

    What could be considered a saving grace for the game was the minigames, which added some fun ways to spend a little extra time other than following the story or exploring the castle. You could play Wizard’s Chess, Gobstones, or exploding snap, which could distract from but not make up for some of the rest of the game’s flaws. Still, something must be said for a game trying to incorporate new elements where there hadn’t been room for them prior.

    7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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    When it comes to which of the main Harry Potter games I put the most hours into, the answer is without question Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. This has less to do with how much I enjoyed the game but with both the game’s length and difficulty compared to the prior three. It wasn’t hard in a way that’s unbeatable by any means, but there are some odd features like having card slots for each character that made it a bit tough to get fully into the game.

    The fourth entry remained in third-person but pulled the camera back a bit to accommodate more on the screen at once. There was more to explore in the environment, but you could also play with two other people as the main three, which was a technical step up from the other games. In the first three games, to cast spells you only had to press a single button and the game would choose the spell for you, but the fourth game put the spell choice in the players’ hands.

    Playing the game required more focus and attention than the other titles had previously, with the players having to make more complicated decisions, solve larger puzzles, and explore more expansive locations in the world. The enemies were harder to beat than ever before, but the feeling of doing so wasn’t as rewarding as you would hope. Unfortunately, the overall gameplay was a bit clunky, the spellcasting wasn’t satisfying and some points were so dry that I just wanted the game to end.

    6. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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    Further continuing with the evolution of the games to that point, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was a much more involved title than the first two, incorporating a form of fast travel, more challenges and more collectibles. The games often tend to stray from the details of the actual books and movies in some regards, but interestingly, they will incorporate characters and details from the books that weren’t brought up in the films.

    An example of this is Peeves the Poltergeist, who doesn’t make any appearances in the films but plays a large role in the books and games. He generally has to do with the collectibles or fast travel systems, so it’s one of those extra features added in to flesh the games out a little bit better. The third game incorporates all three of the main characters as being playable to a small extent, but multiplayer capabilities still weren’t in a place where you could play with your friends.

    The Prisoner of Azkaban game incorporated some fun new Hippogriff flying minigames, and it also massively improved upon the other games from a technical and graphical perspective. The characters are a bit more lively, the voice actors have more enthusiasm and the music makes the experience feel much more well-rounded and thrilling.

    5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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    After the relative disappointment of the Order of the Phoenix game, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was a surprisingly good time. After a while of playing it, there came a point where it felt a bit repetitive, between the dueling and minigames, but the first few times you did them, they were enjoyable and creative.

    I played this one on the Wii, and it must’ve been just the right time to do so because it did for a moment capture that feeling of waving a wand. That feeling didn’t always carry through for the rest of the game, but the potion-making minigames were some of the most memorable by far with that control scheme. The Quidditch sections are also a blast, making the game feel thrilling and fast-paced — more than some of the combat.

    Another highlight is the music in the game, never giving you a moment to feel like you’re playing anything other than a Harry Potter game. Some of the setpieces are clever and fall right into place with the world, even if they’re not a one-to-one recreation of the films that they’re based on. As always though, it’s nice to have some of the main actors lend their voice to the project, but some of the ones that are fill-ins do leave something to be desired.

    4. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone

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    Released in 2001, it’s a bit hard to look back at the first Harry Potter game in the franchise and not see its age immediately. The graphics are blocky, the animations are dated and the sound quality isn’t the most enjoyable, but when you look at the overall gameplay, there’s plenty to be pleased with. You get to learn many different spells, explore a surprisingly in-depth Hogwarts, and even fly on a broomstick.

    Looking back at the game flooded me with memories of seeing cutscenes, but more than anything I was struck by the three or so different variations of saying each spell, and boy do they get grating after a while. I can’t imagine how parents must’ve felt listening to screams of “Flipendo!” and “Alohamora!” at all hours of the day, but at least they could sleep well knowing that they got their kids a game that’ll entertain them for hours.

    Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone is simple yet rewarding, and while made for kids, it’s a great first step into the realm of gaming given that it came out directly alongside the movie. There was no guarantee it would do well at all, but the game was reasonably well-received and sold enough copies to justify making a game for every single other film release, and plenty more.

    3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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    Serving as a technical upgrade from the first game, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets smoothed up some of the textures and refined other quality-of-life matters like sound quality and voice acting. There are more collectibles than the first game, and the overall gameplay experience is more refined than the Sorcerer’s Stone.

    Certain aspects of the game became more evolved from the Socerer’s Stone game, like the spellcasting QTEs changing from drawing a symbol to pressing arrows along the path of a symbol. This is likely to quell some of the frustrations the first game instilled, but it also gives the impression that the games are maturing along with the characters.

    Because it looked so much better than the first game in the series, Electronic Arts wound up remastering the first game in 2003, with more assets and technical features that were introduced in the second game. Playing through Chamber of Secrets is probably where I developed my compulsion to break and interact with every single item in whatever game I’m playing because I grew so used to earning countless Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.

    2. Hogwarts Legacy

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    The newest installment in the Harry Potter series of games does what hasn’t been done before, being that it has nothing to do with Harry or the standard cast of characters. The game takes place long before the events of the books and films, meaning that you get to explore the world of Hogwarts without having the pressure of saving the world on your back. Sure, you’ve got some big priorities alongside your classwork, but they pale in comparison to being the Boy Who Lived.

    Getting to explore the grounds and the castle is everything that I’ve always wanted to do as a fan, but the previous games were limited. Obviously, in 2003 it simply wasn’t possible for games to be what Hogwarts Legacy is today, but luckily I was able to hold out until 2023 — or rather the year after — to get the experience I always wanted. The map is vast and inclusive, and being able to ride mounts or brooms makes getting around a breeze. That and the floo powder.

    Having the freedom of being a student makes the whole world feel like it’s something you can be a part of. You aren’t a first-year, meaning that you have some idea what you’re doing, but you still have so much to explore and so many people to talk to, uncovering some of the secrets of the environment. Even for someone who’s not a Harry Potter fan, there can be a lot to love just exploring the world with fresh eyes.

    1. Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup

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    When it comes down to all of the Harry Potter games, the one that I’ve sunk the most hours into is the one that feels the most replayable: Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup. The main tie to the franchise is that you start in Hogwarts, but once you’ve conquered the school you’ll have the whole world to take on. Weirdly, it plays like a sports game while managing to master the magic of the universe and allow you.

    For a game released in 2003, there’s a lot to unpack. The PC controls are certainly not the most intuitive, but a controller can help to steady your broomstick as you soar through the different positions on the Quidditch pitch. You’ll play as a Chaser, Seeker, Beater and Keeper, and each has challenges for you to overcome. Each position is diverse and different, and it gives you a good level of variety that drives the replayability of the game.

    Although I played the game at a time before E-Sports rose to popularity, even as a child I found myself drilling the challenges until I got them right. I would play game after game until I beat every team in the school and on the world stage, even though I wasn’t earning achievements for doing so. The game feels dynamic and alive, and after downloading a copy in 2024 to see how it feels, it still holds up over 20 years later which gives it the top spot on the list.

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  • Business briefs

    Business briefs

    PEOPLEIan Staber recently joined SV Design in Beverly as the project manager for the firm’s commercial architecture team. Staber brings 13 years of experience ranging from architectural design, kitchen and cabinet design, project management, and facilities management, having worked for multiple firms between Connecticut, the Boston area and Colorado. As project manager at SV Design, he oversees several local, affordable housing developments and is working on multifamily and institutional projects from conception to completion. Staber has a bachelor’s degree and master’s in architecture from Northeastern University. Most recently, he had worked with Seger Architects in Salem on projects ranging from office fit-outs, multifamilies, dormitories, and restaurants. He lives in Salem with his wife and two kids. On the side, he creates custom calligraphy designs and paints large scale murals as Esoteric Calligraffiti.

    Lou DiFronzo, Matthew LaLone and Carole Wedge were recently elected to the board of directors for Northeast Arc, a nonprofit organization based in Danvers that serves children and adults with disabilities. DiFronzo, who lives in North Reading, is a partner at Seyfarth Shaw, LLP, and provides advisory legal services to his clients concentrating in commercial transactions and general outside counsel counseling to private companies. He has been involved in numerous complex financing and M&A transactions helping his clients to achieve their business objectives. LaLone, who lives in Melrose, is President of Administration and General Counsel at Energy North, one of the largest wholesale distributors of fuel in New England and Upstate New York. It also operates and owns 70 gas stations, convenience stores, car washes and food service locations as well as providing 45,000 households with heating oil and propane. Wedge, who lives in Concord, recently retired as a principal at Shepley Bulfinch, a national design firm with studios in Boston, Durham, Hartford, Houston, and Phoenix. As the former president and CEO, she is recognized for her leadership in the firm’s evolution and growth into an innovative organization with an open and diverse culture.

    MILESTONESWilliam Raveis Real Estate recently won the National Top Brokerage Award at Inman Connect in Las Vegas. Since 1998, the Inman Innovator Awards have honored companies, individuals and new technology that increases productivity, efficiency and transparency for consumers and real estate professionals alike. Out of more than 150,000 real estate firms in the country, only a handful of companies meet the criteria to qualify. Inman’s highest honor of “Top Brokerage 2023” was awarded to Raveis, which has been a real estate industry leader for 50 years. “We’ve been on a winning streak with number one for global, HGTV Ultimate House Hunt, best local agency awards, and now we are officially the number one real estate company in the United States,” said founder and CEO William “Bill” Raveis. “We are very proud to be recognized and owe our outstanding success to the wonderful sales associates and employees at William Raveis.” The company has more than 4,500 sales associates, 400 employees, and over 140 office locations from Maine to Florida, with local offices in Marblehead and other North Shore communities.

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  • 7 days sober

    7 days sober

    I know it’s not really a big feat but I’ve not gone a full week without drinking in about 2 months. I’m shooting to stay sober all of January, and maybe February too. So far, so good. Will see how it goes but I kinda wanted to tell someone because I’m proud of myself

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  • The new Rogue Trader patch fixes a few nasty dead ends

    The new Rogue Trader patch fixes a few nasty dead ends

    Owlcat Games continues its work on Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, this time with a patch aimed at rectifying some nagging problems. Patch 1.0.88 contains a multitude of changes, including making skill checks easier across the board. The next major patch will release sometime in January 2024.

    Patch 1.0.88 also fixes “a vast majority of broken quests and cutscenes that blocked progression or worked only for specific choices,” made sweeping changes to items and abilities, improved optimization, and tweaked companion quests and responses. This includes fixes to system stability, co-op desync, broken narrative quests, weapon damage, and a particularly tricky ladder that served as a one way trip for the Space Wolf companion Ulfar.

    Skill checks are also easier across the board, which is useful for players who lean on lore, persuasion, or medicae checks in their playthroughs. The massive RPG campaign still has some bugs and technical issues that make it difficult to progress: I found myself dismayed when I romanced Heinrix van Calox and found that our dalliance locked him in a “sex mode,” where I couldn’t equip any of his gear or use him in combat. I had to break up with the Inquisition agent to restore his combat potency.

    That lingering problem notwithstanding, it’s good to see Owlcat Games continue to polish things up.

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  • We Made a Narrative Podcast All About Scandoval?!

    We Made a Narrative Podcast All About Scandoval?!

    In this special episode of Morally Corrupt, Rachel Lindsay talks to Jodi Walker all about her upcoming narrative podcast series An American Scandoval, which drops on the Ringer Reality TV feed December 26. Jodi dishes on what pushed her to create a narrative podcast about the exploits of Tom, Ariana and Raquel, what surprised her most during her reporting process, and what exactly made Scandoval such a huge moment in 2023 pop culture.

    Host: Rachel Lindsay
    Guest: Jodi Walker
    Producers: Devon Baroldi
    Theme Song: Devon Renaldo

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  • S&P 500's year-end rally lifts 51 stocks to a record close

    S&P 500's year-end rally lifts 51 stocks to a record close

    It has been a record day for 10% of the S&P 500.

    A group of 51 stocks in the benchmark equity index swept to record finishes on Tuesday, the most since April 20, 2022, according to a tally from Dow Jones Market Data.

    It was a record day for 51 stocks in the S&P 500.


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    Stocks that logged a record close on Tuesday included Allstate Corp
    ALL,
    +0.90%
    ,
    Costco Wholesale
    COST,
    +0.90%
    ,
    D.R. Horton, Inc.
    DHI,
    +0.65%
    ,
    Mastercard
    MA,
    +1.21%
    ,
    T-Mobile US Inc.,
    TMUS,
    +1.00%

    Visa Inc.
    V,
    +1.19%

    and Waste Management Inc.,
    WM,
    +1.85%

    among others.

    Equities have been in a year-end rally mode, driven higher by tumbling benchmark yields that finance much of the U.S. economy and expectations of coming interest-rate cuts.

    The 10-year Treasury rate
    BX:TMUBMUSD10Y
    fell to 4.2% on Tuesday from a high of about 5% in October.

    The Dow Jones Industrial Average
    DJIA
    on Tuesday ended at its third-highest level on record, while the S&P 500 index
    SPX
    and Nasdaq Composite Index
    COMP
    added to a string of new closing highs for 2023. The Dow finished 0.6% away from its record close logged almost two years ago, while the S&P 500 was only 3.2% below its close from the same period, according to Dow Jones Market Data.

    The push higher for stocks followed inflation data for November that showed price pressures continued to ease from peak levels, but still were above the Fed’s 2% annual target.

    The consumer-price index pegged the annual rate of inflation at 3.1%, down from 3.2% in October, with the “last mile” of inflation expected to be the hardest part to tame.

    Investors now will be focused on Wednesday’s Federal Reserve decision. Short-term interest rates are expected to remain unchanged at a 22-year high, but the central bank is expected to update its “dot plot” forecast of rates over a longer time horizon.

    “Although the market will focus on the timing of rate cuts, we suspect Chair Powell will be keen to strike notes of caution to avoid financial conditions easing too much further to ensure the Fed continues to see encouraging progress on inflation,” said Emin Hajiyev, senior economist at Insight Investment, in emailed comments.

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