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CHICAGO — A mother is devastated and asking for more help to find her 24-year-old son — who was last seen near the Calumet River two weeks ago.
Jovon “JB” Nelson, 24, was seen by a bridge worker near the Ewing Avenue Bridge on April 9, according to his mother Tangela Nelson.
Nelson was staying at a residence in the 3200 block of East 92nd Street and called his mother before running out of the home wearing a black t-shirt and gray sweatpants. He had no socks, no shoes, no ID and no phone.
Family believes he was suffering from a mental health crisis.
“He sounded very distraught, scared and anxious,” Tangela Nelson said.
Tangela and JB
Nelson and loved ones have been searching the area with dogs and drones since and a $3,000 reward is available. It originally started at $2,500 and $500 was recently added, according to Nelson.
She said there’s been a lack of help from the authorities that’s frustrated her.
Missing person flyer, made by family
Nelson told WGN News the Coast Guard refused to deploy resources in the river and Chicago police are not looking as well.
“They’re not helping,” she said. “Haven’t had any help since day one.”
The Coast Guard discussed the circumstances of the incident with WGN News.
A lieutenant said their office was notified by family on April 13. Prior to that, a CPD marine unit investigated and found there wasn’t a reason to believe he entered the water, according to the Coast Guard.
Because of “no intelligence” that he entered the water, a search mission in the Calumet River has not been conducted by the Coast Guard, the lieutenant said.
Nelson is 5’9″, 140 lbs., with brown eyes and dreadlocks.
Anyone with information can call 911 or detectives at 312-747-8274. To join the family’s search party, you can text 773-938-2808.
I started at 370lb on March 22nd 2023. I was 24 and had never been below 300lb since middle school. Just a little past the 1 year mark and I’m 25 and almost into the 240s now. My ultimate goal is 185 and it feels more achievable than ever before. It still doesn’t feel real, I can fit into regular Large clothing sizes now, granted they’re still snug but they won’t be in another 20lb or so. A year ago I was almost fitting just right into 4XL.
Wersching at WonderCon in April 2022Photo: Daniel Knighton (Getty Images)
Actor Annie Wersching, who played the role of Tess in Naughty Dog’s The Last Of Us video game, has died at the age of 45.
Wersching was diagnosed with cancer in 2020 but continued to act throughout her illness and treatment, appearing in series like Star Trek: Picard. As Deadline reports, her husband, Stephen Full, said in a statement:
There is a cavernous hole in the soul of this family today. But she left us the tools to fill it. She found wonder in the simplest moment. She didn’t require music to dance. She taught us not to wait for adventure to find you. ‘Go find it. It’s everywhere.’ And find it we shall.
She is perhaps best known for her role as Renee Walker in the seventh and eights series of 24, though she also made regular appearances on Bosch and Timeless as well. Wersching is survived by her husband and three sons.
Naughty Dog’s Neil Druckmann wrote, “Just found out my dear friend, Annie Wersching, passed away. We just lost a beautiful artist and human being. My heart is shattered. Thoughts are with her loved ones.”
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As you can see in the video below,Wersching didn’t just provide Tess’ voice, but also acted out the role for motion capture as well
This Go Fund Me is for them. It’s so Steve can have time to grieve without the pressure of needing to work. So he can be daddy to Freddie (12), Ozzie (9) and Archie (4) as they navigate the future without their mom, without sweet Annie. It’s so they can continue to go to baseball games (Go Cardinals!) take music lessons and play little league. It’s to help pay for college. It’s so Steve can continue Annie’s tradition of filling the house with every life-sized balloon that’ll fit in the car for birthday mornings. It’s to give them time to navigate life as a family of four without the burden of paying medical bills or funeral expenses. It’s so they can continue to live life in a way that they know would make Annie proud.
Everyone loved Annie. Everyone. But however much we loved her, she loved her boys more. Let’s help take care of them for her.
