SpaceX To Attempt Launch Of Starship Rocket

Tomorrow, SpaceX will launch its Starship rocket, which is being designed to take NASA astronauts to the moon, in its first attempt at a test flight since an aborted launch in April when a crucial valve froze over, preventing the craft from pressurizing. What do you think?

“What, we don’t have enough boring gray rocks down here?”

Butch Culhane, Menu Interpreter

“That reminds me, I need to check when that launchpad is booked.”

Thiago Forbes, Volunteer Surgeon

“Have the astronauts’ next of kin been notified?”

Zuzanna Lam, Deodorant Specialist