On the Dark Side

…matter of fact, it’s all dark.

Gitter Hubber
checks in on the holidays:
“This is the spirit of the Black Friday on GitHub. That’s because I’m
using dark mode. Otherwise, it would have a different name…
You know what? Let’s just call it Error Friday!”

“Best get typing!” self-admonishes.
Jason G.
Suffering a surfeit of snark, he proposes
“Not sure my battery will last long enough.

Finally, quantum resistant security.

I can’t remember my number after the 5000th digit.
” Any of those will do just fine.

Don’t count
Calle L.
out.
“This is for a calorie tracking app, on Thanksgiving. Offer was so delicious
it wasn’t even a number any more! Sadly it did not slim the
price down more than expected.”

“Snow and rain and rain and snow!” exclaims
Paul N.

“Weather so astounding, they just had
to trigger three separate notifications at the same time.”

It’s not a holiday for everyone though, is it? Certainly not for
Michael R.
, who
is back with a customer service complaint about custom deliveries.
“I am unlucky with my deliveries. This time it’s DPD.
”