Vacation? What’s that? It seems like an urban legend for those who are from the good ol’ US of A. You know you’re in the USA when “paid time off” means getting to the office five minutes late because of traffic. But the real reason why we posted this picture is to see all you guys fight in the comments below. Please do.

I will be taking the summer off because I need a little suntan. I will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo an open heart surgery.