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Columbia University Cancels Commencement Amid Protests
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Columbia University canceled its commencement ceremony after weeks of pro-Palestinian protests that have shaken the campus, despite the fact that other universities have held their ceremonies with few disruptions. What do you think?
“Ah, man, how am I going to find out what to do with my dreams?”
Zakk England, Student
“Someone should remind them that Poppy Harlow’s speaking fee is non-refundable.”
Marwan Mullins, Palate Cleaner
“Where were these goddamn protesters at my niece’s piano recital?”
Nelson Guevara, Job Hunter
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