SOHO, England – (Satire News) – BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat.
Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez’ mom, named the pussy cat in honor of Brazil’s soccer super star, Lionel Messi.
Miss Figgly noted that Cheryl had recently become very good friends with the soccer star.
US information guru Andy Cohen noted that Cole and Messi text on a daily basis.
Meanwhile, in a non-related story, King Charles III, is insisting that there is no truth to the rumor that his wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles is in Colorado getting a sex change operation.