Cell service outages forcing humans of Earth to go touch some grass

Take a look down at your phone. SOS mode? Yeah, you’re not alone. Cellular providers across the country are apparently experiencing outages. And we’re not talking just one company. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, and US Cellular are all reporting outages.

Is this it? Is the apocalypse upon us? You can’t keep a good dog down for long as folks were quick to find a computer and voice their concerns on the internet. Heaven forbid we go a day without our cell phones permanently drawing attention from our eye balls.

I’m sure with each passing hour, specific providers will post updates and things will slowly get back to normal. But what if for one day, we all went outside and touched some gras- WAIT. I HAVE FULL SERVICE!