They’re so stupid. The number one salad of all time is the damn salad you get with Mexican food. Sliced iceberg lettuce, seven small cubes of tomato, and Ranch dressing. Granted, I did not read the “Best Salad of All Time” article, as I am cheap. But I doubt they got it right.
PORTLAND, OR – The Oregon Zoo is looking for some people who are interested getting a little wild. They are accepting applications to join the zoo’s volunteer program on the zoo website.
“Our volunteers help visitors make unforgettable connections — and hopefully learn something new along the way,” said zoo interpretive supervisor James Stewart. “The impact they have is key to the zoo’s mission: connecting our community to the wonder of wildlife to create a better future for all.”
Stewart says they are specifically looking for people interested in Event Support and Habitat Roving opportunities.
Event Support roles involve helping guests, sharing information, stories and conservation messages, while also supporting event activities during evening and weekend special events.
Habitat Roving volunteers are asked to engage with zoo visitors, share information, and answer questions about the zoo’s animals and ongoing conservation efforts.
The deadline to apply is August 29th.
To learn more about volunteer opportunities and submit your application, go to oregonzoo.org/volunteer.
I’d like to go a few days without feeling like I’m just burying more depression on top of piles of depression. I feel weak and unimportant. Like I’m only here to work and be taken for granted. I’m tired of being told I need to communicate just so I can be shut told and punished for trying to speak up.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Parents brought their children in tow to a Multnomah County public testimony on Wednesday night discussing the future of the Preschool For All program.
Despite some county and state leaders proposing changes to how it is funded, people from all walks of life urged Multnomah County commissioners not to alter the program.
“We have a lot of folks here tonight, a lot of kids joining us tonight, which is really wonderful, so please consider your language in your comments and your testimony,” said Multnomah County Board Chair Jessica Vega Pederson, taking note of the Multnomah Building’s sudden resemblance to a preschool.
The voter-approved Preschool For All program, which Vega Pederson has advocated for preserving, aims to provide free preschool to every three- and four-year-old living in Multnomah County within five years.
“I hope that the necessity of affordability is heard,” said Ty Marshall, who was among the many parents who pleaded with commissioners to keep the program in place, unchanged. “It’s filling a really important gap that encourages parents to grow in their careers.”
Governor Tina Kotek is among those who have criticized the program, citing concerns surrounding scaling quality education to meet its 2030 goal and the sustainability of relying on high-income earners.
Right now, the program taxes 1.5 % on income over $125,000 for individuals and for households making over $200,000. There’s also a 3% tax on income above $250,000.
“As part of the group of people who meets that income qualification, it is an honor to be able to support all of Portland families and students in that way,” said Kasia Rutledge.
Multnomah County Commissioner Julia Brim-Edwards is proposing indexing the tax. If approved, the $125,000 threshold for taxpayers would increase annually to keep pace with inflation. Brim-Edwards said it would ensure fairness by preventing inflation from pushing taxpayers over the threshold.
Meanwhile, Governor Kotek’s Tax Advisory Group recommended pausing the tax for two to three years to reassess the program’s structure, a notion that many parents supportive of Preschool For All are staunchly against.
“I have not in my entire time in Oregon, in my entire life, seen a problem that taking money away from will fix,” said Portland Association of Teachers President Angela Boniall.
The program also faced criticism after its previous director resigned over alleged conflict-of-interest issues, triggering an ethics investigation.
Commissioners will introduce the indexing proposal on Thursday, with a vote on the matter scheduled the following week.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A crash involving multiple cars resulted in at least one injury in Gresham near Northeast 162nd Avenue and Burnside Street late Wednesday night, authorities said.
A Gresham Police Department spokesperson told KOIN 6 News one driver fled on foot, and officers are currently trying to find them and take them into custody.
KOIN 6 crews are on the scene trying to find out more information. We will update this story when we learn more.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — After three 18-year-olds were arrested and charged with armed robbery last week, a fourth teen was also taken into custody on Monday, according to Newport police.
Uziel Fuentes Hernandez, 18, was arrested and charged with first-degree robbery and coercion. He was lodged in the Lincoln County Jail.
On Aug. 15, police responded to the area of 617 SW Bay Blvd after a man reported that he had been in the parking lot when he was approached by a Honda CR-V and told to get inside the car.
The victim later told police the car had approached with four men wearing masks and one of the passengers pointing a gun. When the man got inside, the other people inside the car also displayed firearms.
“The suspect males ordered the victim to give them all of his money. The victim complied and gave them a large sum of cash,” police said. “The victim was able to exit the vehicle and took a picture of the vehicle as it drove away.”
Jonathan Olvera Duran, Manuel Felipe, and Miguel Interian Sosa were all arrested after the car was found in Corvallis less than two hours later. However, the whereabouts of the fourth suspect, later identified as Hernandez, were unknown.
Police say Hernandez “began threatening to cause harm to witnesses in the robbery case if they did not retract their statements to police. Witnesses were scared for their personal safety and the safety of their families.”
Hernandez was located while working at a Lincoln City business on Monday. After he briefly fled on foot, he was taken into custody without incident.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – After months of work, the Portland Bureau of Transportation reopened Southwest Tichner Drive near the West Burnside intersection on Wednesday after a landslide shut down the roadway.
The March 29 landslide led hundreds of cubic yards of rocky material to break from a steep, 100-foot-tall rock face, PBOT said, noting the rock mass mostly landed in a PBOT sand storage lot; however, some rocks the size of bowling balls spilled onto the road, causing the closure.
Officials said the cleanup required 32 truckloads with approximately 3,406 tons of material removed.
After a March 29, 2025 landslide on SW Tichner Road, near the West Burnside intersection, the Portland Bureau of Transportation cleared the roadway, which saw bowling ball-sized rocks, and reopened the road August 20 (Courtesy Portland Bureau of Transportation).
After a March 29, 2025 landslide on SW Tichner Road, near the West Burnside intersection, the Portland Bureau of Transportation cleared the roadway, which saw bowling ball-sized rocks, and reopened the road August 20 (Courtesy Portland Bureau of Transportation).
While removing rocks and debris from the site, crews found that a section of the catchment wall at the base of the rockface was damaged by fallen material.
Now, PBOT is working to hire a contractor to reconstruct the wall, officials said, adding that limited traffic impacts are expected during construction.
PBOT said crews will monitor the site throughout winter and the rainy season to assess any issues.
A staffer in Multnomah County Commissioner Julia Brim-Edwards’ office who ran a controversial political action committee that often skewered county leadership has been fired.
Vikki Payne, a communications and project manager who worked for Brim-Edwards since she began her term as commissioner in 2023, is no longer employed with the county, a spokesperson confirmed Tuesday. Payne was terminated on August 4.
It’s unclear precisely what issues prompted the firing, but during her tenure at the county, Payne was often more recognizable as a driving force behind a political group than she was for her communications work.
She came under the microscope recently for her leadership role at Future Portland, (formerly called The Portland Party), a political action committee that touts “sensible solutions to improve livability throughout Portland and surrounding communities.” The group is often publicly critical of Portland’s and Multnomah County’s government–the same entity that employed Payne.
Under Payne’s leadership, Future Portland advocated for increased funding for police and prosecutors. The PAC endorsed Nathan Vasquez for district attorney last year, and earlier this year, featured the DA as a key speaker at a fundraising event. The group has also been heavily critical of some of the county’s policies–namely, those of County Chair Jessica Vega Pederson. While Payne was working for Brim-Edwards, Future Portland propped up Brim-Edwards’ proposed legislative policies and statements, while publicly scrutinizing Vega Pederson’s decisions, including a proposal to scale back the budget for the DA’s Office amid budget cuts.
The PAC drew criticism in late May, amid tense budget sessions at Portland City Hall that saw a majority of city councilors move to redirect a planned $2 million increase to the city’s police budget over to the cash-strapped parks bureau. Payne and Future Portland mobilized residents in East Portland, organizing a press conference centered on public safety, primarily to oppose the proposed budget amendment.
The event drew counter-protesters, and critics noted that Payne appeared to be organizing or assisting with the press conference during working hours ahead of the event, which took place at 10 am during a County Board of Commissioners meeting.
Similar to the federal Hatch Act, Oregon has rules that govern political activity of county employees, which don’t allow them to “promote or oppose any political committee or promote or oppose the nomination or election of a candidate, the gathering of signatures on an initiative, referendum or recall petition, the adoption of a measure or the recall of a public office holder while on the job during working hours.”
Bryan Hockaday, Brim-Edwards’ chief of staff, declined to provide details about the circumstances of Payne’s firing, but alluded to her political activity, among other issues.
“There were both performance concerns and concerns about potential conflicts of interest that were raised multiple times with her and ultimately led to [her leaving],” Hockaday told the Mercury, noting the commissioner’s office plans to hire a replacement for the communications position.
Payne’s annual salary was just under $77,000. She declined to be interviewed for this story.
Prior to being hired for a county job, Payne worked on Brim-Edwards’ 2023 campaign for county commissioner. She also worked on the 2024 Portland City Council campaign for Terrence Hayes, who didn’t win his election but was recently appointed to serve on Portland’s new Police Accountability Board.
Future Portland, the PAC Payne formerly led, bills itself as a non-partisan organization advocating for government accountability and “pragmatic solutions” to Portland’s and Multnomah County’s problems. In 2023, the group was among those advocating for overturning Measure 110, Oregon’s drug decriminalization law.
While lobbying to overhaul Measure 110 on behalf of a different political group, Payne apparently took to Nextdoor in an attempt to recruit a BIPOC woman to be the face of the effort.
Willamette Week reported the post solicited a “female person of color to round out their public facing backers/ballot petitioners listed on a ballot measure effort to overturn aspects of Measure 110.”
Payne has been involved with the Future Portland PAC since its inception in 2022 and disclosed her employment at the county on state filings for the group in 2023. She was listed as Future Portland’s director from 2023 up until this past June. Alan Comnes, who runs an energy consulting company, is now serving in that role.
Whether or not Payne’s involvement with the PAC was a driving force behind her departure, it’s clear the group, and Payne, embraced viewpoints that don’t align with the county’s equity and empowerment efforts.
During a podcast interview last spring, Payne described Future Portland partly as an effort to reclaim the centrist, or “moderate,” political identity in Portland’s left-leaning political climate. But testimony she submitted to Oregon legislators in 2023 opposing a bill to eliminate the state’s budget surplus tax kicker for individuals sounded more like conservative talking points. Payne accused Oregon of using tax dollars for “fringe programs …that are attracting low to no income people to relocate to Oregon.”
“You wouldn’t need the kicker money if you would turn off the progressive welcome sign to Oregon and instead lobby the federal government to do these social programs….,” Payne stated.
More recently, a racially-charged video from a separate collaborator account was featured on Future Portland’s Instagram page in late May, following the East Portland press conference. In the video, Andre Miller, a Black activist who serves as a vice chair with the Multnomah County Democrats and chief of staff for City Councilor Angelita Morillo, was criticized in the Future Portland post for his public conduct and accused of “[acting] more like a thug than a public servant.”
Payne isn’t the first person to be ousted by a local elected official’s office in recent months over their public persona and political ideology.
Last month, the Mercury reported that Portland City Councilor Dan Ryan parted ways with local podcaster Andy Chandler after just three days, when Ryan’s team learned that Chandler often espoused anti-trans views and held political views that didn’t align with those of the councilor.
Chandler has also collaborated with Future Portland on several occasions via his podcast and other fundraising and community events.
WILSONVILLE, Ore. – A Wilsonville man who fled the scene of a crash that seriously injured three people was sentenced Wednesday to more than four and a half years in prison.
Raul Emilio Vazquez, 24, pleaded guilty in Clackamas County Circuit Court to two counts of third-degree assault, fourth-degree assault, driving under the influence of intoxicants, and failing to perform the duties of a driver to injured persons. Several property-related charges were dismissed as part of a plea agreement.
The crash occurred just before 1 a.m. on Nov. 17, 2024, when Vazquez, driving a Ford F-250 pickup, collided with a 2012 Honda Accord at the intersection of Southwest Wilsonville Road and Interstate 5.
The driver of the Honda and her two passengers, all in their mid-20s, were injured — two of them seriously. One passenger sustained a broken pelvis, collarbone and seven ribs. All three were taken to local hospitals.
Vazquez fled the scene on foot but was later arrested at his apartment.
For a second, imagine you don’t live here. Deep in the southeastern part of Portland, there’s a dormant volcano. Around this volcano, there’s a massive forested public park (191 acres), with hiking trails, several reservoirs, a dog park, and a disc golf course. Every summer Portlanders huddle around the concrete walkway in the middle of the park and watch gravity-powered homemade cars hurtle down the track, from the top of the volcano to the bottom. Some cars are built for speed—sleek and low to the ground. Far more are built for artistic expression, to get the crowd hooting and hollering.
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Now, you, a person who doesn’t live here, hearing about this for the first time? You probably think it’s a little much. And you’re right. Portland is never beating those charges. It’s a place where a lot of adults are doing energetic, weird, youthful shit.
This is what attracted David Paulsen—the director of the Portland Adult Soap Box Derby, which ran its 26th annual race this past weekend—to the city in the first place.
“I was a ward of the state of Idaho,” Paulsen says, “living in group homes and foster care. On my 17th birthday, I ran away to Portland. I was living in a provisional housing program off Hawthorne that unfortunately just closed due to federal funding cuts. In 2000, I wandered by, saw my first derby, and fell in love with it. It was the Portland I was looking for. Spray-painted, booger-welded frames… crazy, fun people being creative and having a fantastic time… I’ve been around ever since.”
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If you’ve never had the pleasure of attending, here’s how the Adult Soapbox Derby works: At the top of Mt. Tabor, near the playground, there’s a large pit area where drivers loll about, putting finishing touches on their vehicles, and talking to passers-by about their creations. If you made your car look like Lightning McQueen—like Max Strand and the Benchmade Knife Company team—you let kids sit in the driver’s seat and get some pictures.
“It took us a couple months to build,” Strand says about their racer. “Spray foam covers an existing frame, and then spray paint over that. Last year, we used the same frame and ran as the Wonder Bread Car from Talladega Nights.”
At around 10 am, the drivers attend a safety talk from Aaron Foster, another member of the derby board. Then, three at a time, the cars line up at the starting line. Foster, strapped with a megaphone, yells “GRAVITY, START YOUR ENGINES!” Then, three at a time, these cars race down the hill, and after crossing the finish line, get towed back to the top by a friendly truck, sit in the pit for a while, and wait for their number to be called two more times.
For a period between rounds, people can walk up and down the track—but when it’s time to get going, a clutch of megaphone-sporting volunteers rush everyone off so the next cars can start. Some of these vehicles—the smaller, sleeker ones that are lower to the ground—really start to haul ass as they get halfway down the hill. Other carts don’t go as fast, but they content themselves by looking cool, weird, funny, whatever. One car, the fan favorite this year, was a gigantic slice of cheese, populated by drivers dressed as mice. Some of these jokers amuse themselves by blasting startling quantities of water into the crowd.
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“We call our entry ‘The Fastest Car’,” says John Dixon, an engineer at Daimler Truck running in his ninth race, “because we took two days to build it. It’s not the fastest on the course, but it’s the fastest built. We normally kill ourselves all summer building [our car], but this one? We were on the waitlist until the last minute, so we just threw it together.”
Despite “throwing together” their vehicle, it was clearly built with lots of engineering knowledge.
“We used a wood chassis to give it a flexible suspension,” Dixon points out. “Our steering design is really well outfitted for this course. Normal wheels this size have much smaller spindles, but on this course they can’t take the load, so you’ll see them fall over when they start going really fast. Instead, we got heavy duty spindles and rebuilt them with custom rims.”
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As you can probably imagine, not all soapbox racers are created equal.
Richard Beard and Joe Davis have built a representation of a Mercedes G-Wagon that they call “The Wooden G.” They spent the last two months, “but mainly, the last two weeks,” building the car—their first ever entry. Their first run was marred by a slipped axle.
“It was kind of hitting the brakes a little bit,” Beard says. “That was the first time we went down a long enough hill to know something’s wrong. We had no plans and no measurements… we just went for it, and somehow it just worked out.”
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Casey Wagoner, the driver of the “Muscle Kween”—a “pink Cadillac inspired by gay charisma and strength”—had a rough start.
“Round one, we had a flat tire and didn’t realize it,” Wagoner notes. “So we got pulled across the finish line by a bicycle. But my Kween looked stunning in the back, so I don’t care. She looked good.”
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Michael Centeno, sporting a big fake-fur hat and a necklace with a bunch of spray foam cigarette butts around his neck, was elated.
“It’s incredible! All this artwork, all these beautiful people, all these races, it’s a lot of fun!”
His team’s car, “The Croc Pot,” depicts a crocodile busting out of an outhouse in Aurora, Oregon. It’s based on a true story.
“See, someone bought a crocodile as an exotic pet and their parents didn’t want to let them keep it, so they tossed it in the outhouse,” Centeno recalls. “It grew up, eating whatever it could find, and one day, it got too big and busted out. Age-old revenge story.”
Centeno and his team work at Aurora Mills Architectural Salvage, and constructed their car out of materials from the shop.
“We put it together with a bunch of foam, chicken wire, reclaimed wood, [as well as] reclaimed materials like a horn, baluster, and old school chairs.”
A tribute to the Pronto Pup. corbin smith
“I’m just a girl with a dream of making a corndog go fast,” says Alex Paget, seen here sitting in the backseat of her car, a tribute to one of Oregon’s most famous inventions. “I grew up in the Portland area, and my dad has always wanted to do this. He retired last year, so we started building it.”
“The event was phenomenal. It was the biggest derby we’ve ever had as far as attendance goes,” says Paulsen, who ballparked the attendance at more than 10,000. “Nobody was injured, a couple of minor crashes… a good time was had by all.”
Paulsen was frank when asked about the biggest challenges of putting on this event: finding money and volunteers.
“I try to make it clear I don’t run the derby: 300 volunteers run the derby. We just do the steering, the permitting, the fundraising, the organizing. Then, every year Portland shows up. The volunteers, the local businesses… they support us and make this possible.
“On the surface, it seems like it would be an impossible pitch. You tell a city you’re gonna run an artsy kind of X Games that’s going to be free to attend, and completely run by volunteers—I don’t think you’d find many people who’d invest in that. And yet, every year hundreds of people invest their time and energy, local businesses invest their beer and their wine, and our other partners who are helping with merch and posters, they give in-kind donations. And somehow we just keep managing to put it together. It’s pretty amazing.”
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PORTLAND, Ore. – SW Tichner Drive has reopened to all traffic following months of cleanup after a March landslide sent debris onto the roadway.
The landslide occurred on Saturday, March 29th, when hundreds of cubic yards of rocky material broke loose from a 100-foot rock face near the intersection of SW Tichner Drive and West Burnside Street. While most of the debris landed in a Portland Bureau of Transportation sand storage lot, rocks as large as bowling balls spilled onto the road, prompting an immediate closure for safety.
Crews removed approximately 3,406 tons of debris — totaling 32 truckloads — as part of the cleanup. PBOT also installed a new draped cable mesh system designed to prevent future rockfalls. Workers used a crane to hang and secure the mesh to the hillside above the road, with some tasks requiring rope access and precision tools.
During the work, crews discovered damage to a catchment wall at the base of the slope. PBOT is in the process of hiring a contractor to rebuild the wall, with construction expected to take place from the sandlot area below the slide. Officials say limited traffic impacts are anticipated during this phase.
The bureau will continue to monitor the site through the upcoming winter and rainy season to ensure hillside stability.
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard speaks with reporters in the James Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House, Wednesday, July 23, 2025, in Washington. (AP Photo/Julia Demaree Nikhinson)
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Office of the Director of National Intelligence will dramatically reduce its workforce and cut its budget by more than $700 million annually, the Trump administration announced Wednesday.
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said in a statement, “Over the last 20 years, ODNI has become bloated and inefficient, and the intelligence community is rife with abuse of power, unauthorized leaks of classified intelligence, and politicized weaponization of intelligence.”
She said the intelligence community “must make serious changes to fulfill its responsibility to the American people and the U.S. Constitution by focusing on our core mission: find the truth and provide objective, unbiased, timely intelligence to the President and policymakers.”
The reorganization is part of a broader administration effort to rethink its evaluation of foreign threats to American elections, a topic that has become politically loaded given President Donald Trump’s long-running resistance to the intelligence community’s assessment that Russia interfered on his behalf in the 2016 election.
In February, for instance, Attorney General Pam Bondi disbanded an FBI task force focused on investigating foreign influence operations, including those that target U.S. elections. The Trump administration also has made sweeping cuts at the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which oversees the nation’s critical infrastructure, including election systems.
Gabbard’s efforts to downsize the agency she leads is in keeping with the cost-cutting mandate the administration has employed since its earliest days, when Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency oversaw mass layoffs of the federal workforce.
It’s the latest headline-making move by a key official who just a few months ago had seemed out of favor with Trump over her analysis of Iran’s nuclear capabilities but who in recent weeks has emerged as a key loyalist.
She’s released a series of documents meant to call into question the legitimacy of the intelligence community’s findings on Russian election interference in 2016, and this week, at Trump’s direction, revoked the security clearances of 37 current and former government officials.
The ODNI in the past has joined forces with other federal agencies to debunk and alert the public to foreign disinformation intended to influence U.S. voters.
For example, it was involved in an effort to raise awareness about a Russian video that falsely depicted mail-in ballots being destroyed in Pennsylvania that circulated widely on social media in the weeks before the 2024 presidential election.
Notably, Gabbard said she would be refocusing the priorities of the Foreign Malign Influence Center, which her office says on its website is “focused on mitigating threats to democracy and U.S. national interests from foreign malign influence.”
It wasn’t clear from Gabbard’s release or fact sheet exactly what the changes would entail, but Gabbard noted its “hyper-focus” on work tied to elections and said the center was “used by the previous administration to justify the suppression of free speech and to censor political opposition.”
The Biden administration created the Foreign Malign Influence Center in 2022, responding to what the U.S. intelligence community had assessed as attempts by Russia and other adversaries to interfere with American elections.
Its role, ODNI said when it announced the center’s creation, was to coordinate and integrate intelligence pertaining to malign influence.
In a briefing given to reporters in 2024, ODNI officials said they only notified candidates, political organizations and local election offices of disinformation operations when they could be attributed to foreign sources. They said they worked to avoid any appearance of policing Americans’ speech.
Sen. Tom Cotton, the Republican chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, hailed the decision to broadly revamp ODNI, saying it would make it a “stronger and more effective national security tool for President Trump.”
PORTLAND, Ore. – The Portland Diamond Project is expressing optimism following recent comments by Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred regarding potential league expansion and divisional realignment.
Craig Cheek, founder and president of the Portland Diamond Project, said the group is “aware and excited” by Manfred’s remarks, which included the possibility of growing MLB to 32 teams.
“We are paying close attention to this conversation, and we’re optimistic hearing the commissioner address expanding the league to 32 teams,” Cheek said in a statement to KXL.
“Though it’s not official, it does give Portland Diamond Project continued motivation to push forward in our efforts to bring a professional baseball team to the Rose City.”
The Portland Diamond Project has long aimed to bring a Major League Baseball franchise to Portland, touting the city’s market potential and strong community interest.
Manfred’s comments have reignited speculation about when — and where — MLB might expand next. While no formal timeline or locations have been confirmed, Portland is believed to be one of several cities under consideration.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – A 13-year-old boy is facing felony charges after leading Multnomah County deputies on a high-speed chase on Sunday.
According to the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office, at 3:15 a.m., a Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office deputy tried to stop a driver she believed was driving under the influence of intoxicants on Interstate 84 near exit 16.
The Sheriff’s Office said the driver tried to speed off — sparking a pursuit with deputies.
The high-speed chase came to an end after deputies spiked the driver’s tires and performed a PIT maneuver on the suspect’s car.
Authorities said deputies and the six teenage occupants in the suspect’s car were not injured.
The 13-year-old suspect – who was not publicly identified by authorities – was arrested for felony elude, reckless driving and five counts of reckless endangering. The suspect was later released to his grandmother, officials said.
The five other teens in the car that eluded were all returned safely to their guardians, the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office said, noting two of the teens were reported runaways.
“This could have ended badly,” the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook post. “We’re glad these teens have been reunited with their families and urge parents to talk to their teens about the importance of obeying traffic laws. Getting behind the wheel is a privilege and one mistake can change their lives forever.”
Even the most dyed-in-the-wool Portland music historian can be forgiven for letting Zipper slip through the cracks. After all, there’s so much of Fred Cole’s music to keep track of (and thank goodness for that!)—from the 1960s psychedelia of the Weeds and the Lollipop Shoppe, to the glorious, shambling rock he made with wife Toody in the bands Dead Moon and Pierced Arrows up through the end of Cole’s life in 2017. The Portland DIY legend’s musical DNA is all over this city’s garage, punk, and rock ’n’ roll bloodstreams.
Yet there is a slab of heavy-truckin’, boogie-ready, fret-shrieking hard rock that’s unlike anything else he ever made. It’s simultaneously one of the most mainstream things Cole attempted and the foundational starting point of his no-compromises DIY ethic.
Zipper, the only record released by the eponymous band, turns 50 this year—and in a cooler alternate universe, you could easily imagine these jams blasting out of a Camaro 8-track or the four-piece band headlining the Pontiac Silverdome.
But Zipper is a little too raw, a little too fiery and fierce, a little too real to have displaced Grand Funk Railroad or Black Oak Arkansas from any FM rock rotations.
Zipper formed in the early ’70s, sometime after Fred and Toody’s attempt at homesteading in the Yukon for a year. Upon the couple’s return to Portland, they opened a music instrument store called Captain Whizeagle’s, providing a new hangout spot for local musicians.
Within the scene, Cole teamed up with guitarist Jim Roos, bassist Greg Shadoan, and drummer Lorry Erck, forming Zipper with Cole’s lyrics and concepts at the fore. The band functioned as an all-cylinders live unit, with Roos’s guitar capitalizing on the dominant traits of ’70s shag-carpet rock. Cole, too, attempts to replicate the banshee shriek of singers Robert Plant and Ian Gillan—a de rigueur style for all hard rock bands of the era—but doesn’t quite have the voice to pull it off. Instead, he ends up creating the blown-out falsetto that became the hallmark of Dead Moon years later.
The Zipper album is defiantly handmade. Recording locally at Recording Associates, 500 copies were pressed up on Cole’s invented Whizeagle Records label, with the band spending long hours assembling the cardboard jackets with masking tape, ensuring no two copies were identical.
The sound is raw, loud, and brash, but not necessarily punk. Rather, it’s deliberately libidinous, designed for Friday nights, deafening bars, and sweaty local dances—full of aggression without anger, with one boot on heavy metal’s driveway and another in the front lawn of soulful R&B.
Roos’ riffs are king here, providing the rocket fuel for Cole’s inflammable melodies. “Let It Freeze” amps up the hook of the Beatles’ “Come Together” into a bluesy, ominous stew, while “Born Yesterday” is second cousin to the Stooges, featuring hatchet-simple power chords and a trash-rock veneer. “Bullets,” meanwhile, is full of borderline-gross innuendo (the “bullets” are sperm, y’see?) that’s almost dumb enough to circle back around to being clever again. “The Same Old Song” and “Worry Kills a Woman” are gentler, even if the lyrics don’t quite rise to the level of being enlightened—it was the ’70s, after all. But those two tracks in particular showcase Cole’s undeniable sense of song structure, with R&B bones poking out beneath the fuzzy guitars.
And then there’s “Face of Stone,” the album’s relative epic, and the Zipper track that most clearly opens a window onto the Fred Cole we’ve come to know. Starting with a horror-movie guitar arpeggio, it’s slow, creeping, and full of dread, with an impressionistic story told in iron-gray tones. At the song’s end, it leaps into double time, providing release but no real relief. If it’s far more self-consciously dramatic than the no-frills pow of Dead Moon, it also feels like the Zipper song where Cole is least influenced by ’70s hard-rock tropes.
Zipper eventually folded, with Fred and Toody becoming inspired by the punk movement to form the Rats, and, later, Dead Moon and Pierced Arrows. The album has been re-released several times, appended with extra tunes from Zipper’s aborted second album, although it appears to be out of print again.
Perhaps the album’s 50th birthday is a golden opportunity for Zipper to hit fresh ears: It’s a kind of Rosetta Stone of Northwest music, uncovering the connective tissue from the spooky psych of the Weeds and the Lollipop Shoppe, to the garage-punk style that Fred and Toody Cole embodied.
Related:Fred Cole passed from this temporal plane in 2017. If he was still with us, he would be turning 77 on August 28. In celebration of the legendary rocker’s life, Toody Cole, Los Hackals, and the Reverberations are throwing a bash at Crystal Ballroom, more info here.
More than 10 years following the onset of the sea star wasting disease epidemic, the cause has reportedly been found. Acquired Through MGN Online on 06/08/2023
WASHINGTON, DC – Scientists believe they have discovered what is behind the mass die off of starfish along the Pacific coast over the decade. More than 5 billion starfish are estimated to have died from Mexico to Alaska. The epidemic reportedly continues to devastate more than 20 species. Scientists say the sunflower starfish has been the hardest hit species, losing about 90 percent of its population in the outbreak’s first five years.
“It’s really quite gruesome,” marine disease ecologist Alyssa Gehman at the Hakai Institute in British Columbia, Canada, told the Associated Press.Gehman, who assisted in determining the cause, also said healthy sea stars have “puffy arms sticking straight out.” But the wasting disease causes them to grow lesions and “then their arms actually fall off.”
The findings “solve a long-standing question about a very serious disease in the ocean,” said Rebecca Vega Thurber, a marine microbiologist at University of California, Santa Barbara, who was not involved in the study, which was more than a decade in the making.
“It’s incredibly difficult to trace the source of so many environmental diseases, especially underwater,” said microbiologist Blake Ushijima of the University of North Carolina, Wilmington, who was not involved in the research. He said the detective work by this team was “really smart and significant.”
Now that scientists know the cause, they have a chance to save starfish.Those efforts could include relocating healthy starfish, or breeding them in captivity to be transplanted later to areas where almost all the sunflower starfish have vanished.Scientists may try to determine if some starfish populations have natural immunity, and if treatments like probiotics may help boost immunity to the disease.
Saving starfish is considered important because of their role in the ecosystem.Healthy starfish, for example, gobble up excess sea urchins, researchers say.
Sunflower sea stars “look sort of innocent when you see them, but they eat almost everything that lives on the bottom of the ocean,” said Gehman. “They’re voracious eaters.”With many fewer sea stars, the sea urchins that they usually munch on exploded in population – and in turn gobbled up around 95 percent of the kelp forests in Northern California within a decade. These kelp forests provide food and habitat for a wide variety of animals including fish, sea otters, and seals.
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Good morning, Portland! The weather is going to be nice today, with temperatures projected to top out at around 80 degrees. But don’t get too comfortable. By Friday, things will not be so pleasant, and we might hit 100 degrees on Saturday. I am, personally, not a fan. But there’s not much I can do, is there? (Except try to get more people to give a shit about the climate crisis, which I am constantly attempting to do.)
Anyway, let’s hear about some news.
IN LOCAL NEWS:
• Here’s some good news ahead of the upcoming heat wave: The Willamette River is safe to swim in again. This update follows last week’s advisory about a toxic algal bloom, issued first by local advocacy group Human Access Project and, after some lagging, the Oregon Health Authority. Apparently, last weekend’s rain did its magic (as rain is wont to do…that glorious substance from the sky), helping break up the algal bloom. So, you are free to embrace our beautiful river without worry, at least for the time being. However, please don’t bring your dogs to the river. Dogs are super sensitive to the toxic algae and exposure can be fatal. (I assume this is the case for cats, too. But if you’re considering bringing your cat to go swimming in the Willamette River, you live a life I could never dream of understanding, and I frankly don’t feel qualified to give you advice about anything.)
• The Portland Central City Task Force’s tax advisory group, a 10-person committee convened by Governor Tina Kotek in 2023, wants Portland to overhaul its current taxes. The group, which includes representatives from the Portland Metro Chamber and semiconductor company Ampere, recently released a set of recommendations for city and county tax reforms. And, honestly? They made some pretty decent points.
I’m joking. While a couple of the suggestions are…okay, I guess (like a proposal to “improve fiscal transparency with forecasts, dashboards, and plain-language reporting”), most are very questionable, some are so ridiculous I think they might be pulling a prank on us all. An example from the latter group is the proposal to replace the 1 percent gross receipts tax that funds the Portland Clean Energy Community Benefits Fund (PCEF) with a “broader, consumption-based revenue tool,” which the advisory group thinks is “more stable and economically neutral.” Here’s some plain-language reporting: They’re talking about replacing a tax on big businesses (you’re only required to pay the PCEF tax if you report an annual gross income of $1 billion or more) with a sales tax on consumers. Apparently, our city and state governments ought to show a little more respect for H&M and Target than they do for the people who live here.
The entire report of suggestions may be based on a false premise, which is that wealthy Portlanders are truly leaving the city due to high taxes. This idea has been taken for granted by many local politicians and unquestioning news reports, but it is far from a universally accepted truth. (Click here for more on that. Or here.) Please also keep in mind that Donald Trump and his worthless cronies in Congress recently passed a massive tax break for rich people nationwide, which is already set to gut many of the country’s most important social programs. Also, take heed that the people who wrote the report said it contained “policy options—not prescriptions” for us to consider. We don’t have to (and God willing, we won’t) adopt any of these proposals. So—my rant aside—let’s not give them more power than they actually have.
• About the upcoming special session in the Oregon Legislature:
Co-Vice Chair of Joint Interim Committee on Transportation Funding is Christine Drazan, the House GOP leader who thinks the Oregon Bike Bill should be repealed, doesn’t think ODOT needs any more funding, and says that cycling, walking, and transit are not “core functions” of ODOT. Cool.
• There looks to be a major media merger underway between two broadcasting big-timers, which happen to own two of Portland’s TV new channels. Nexstar Media Group (which owns KOIN, among 200 other stations) is purchasing the slightly smaller Tegna, which owns Portland’s KGW. Given the lax regulatory environment the Trump administration has created for media mergers (especially if you butter him up by firing Stephen Colbert, for example), Nexstar leaders seem optimistic about the sale. While Tegna and KGW may not treat its employees much better, I would be remiss not to mention that KOIN TV employees have long alleged truly outrageous union-busting tactics from their management at Nexstar. And the more news companies consolidate, the worse off we all are, as shown by the ongoing catastrophe at the Oregon publications owned by Pamplin and EO Media Group, reported on our Abe Asher earlier this week.
Even ostensibly skeptical reporting from AP News gives Trump’s claims of reduced crime in DC far too much credit, allowing that “the number of crimes reported in DC did drop by about 8 percent this week as compared to the week before,” though they allow that “a week is a small sample size.” Yes, people are probably less likely to report crimes when 1) their local police agency has been forcibly taken over by the feds, who might deport them or their neighbors for calling the cops and 2) they’re not going outside because extreme law enforcement presence has made their city hostile to exist in. Not to mention, crime reports fluctuate regularly, AND by all (trusted) accounts, crime rates were falling in Washington, DC before this whole disaster. Please, dear media colleagues, let’s put on our thinking caps and stop giving fascists a millimeter.
The National Hurricane Center is urging beachgoers to stay out of the water. Parts of North Carolina’s Outer Banks are under mandatory evacuation orders. n.pr/3UD9V0b
• Ummm…people in 13 states may currently have radioactive shrimp in their freezer. Walmart recalled bags of raw, frozen shrimp after federal health officials found it may be contaminated with a radioactive chemical. Apparently, the radioactive substance (Cesium-137) is only a “potential health concern,” and it would seemingly only pose a major problem if you were exposed to it for a long period of time. But there’s something quite disturbing about radioactive shrimp. Oregon is not one of the 13 states currently on the recall list, so you’ll probably be ok if you’re still hungry for some frozen Walmart shrimp. (But…are you?)
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — The New York Times has highlighted two new businesses on its Portland dining guide, thus knocking two other beloved eateries off the list.
As part of its Where to Eat: 25 Best Series, the newspaper originally published its roundup of the Rose City’s best restaurants in October 2024. The list included a wide range of local standouts, from pizzeria Lovely’s Fifty Fifty and West African spot Akadi to Korean eatery Han Oak and barbecue spot Matt’s BBQ Tacos.
NYT has published an additional article that notes the latest entries to the Portland guide, which will be updated “every so often to reflect” the city’s offerings. Ox, located on 2225 NE Martin Luther King Jr Blvd., is now within the top 25.
“As you might suspect, Ox is on the pro side of the ledger, a live-fire homage to Argentine cooking in the Pacific Northwest,” the newspaper said. “The chefs Greg Denton and Gabrielle Quiñónez Denton, partners in restaurants and in life, opened this local mainstay in 2012. Needless to say, meat is the move here.”
The steakhouse’s Asado Argentino, clam chowder and oysters are among its top dishes, according to food critic Brian Gallagher. But anyone who attempted to visit Ox from mid-March 2024 to early July 2024 would have missed out, as it temporarily closed following a fire.
Similarly, NYT noted that RingSide Steakhouse — which was previously included in the Portland roundup — also closed for several months due to a fire this year. Despite the restaurant’s reopening earlier thisAugust, it is now missing from the local dining guide.
East Burnside Street’s Italian restaurant Luce has additionally been knocked off the list.
Meanwhile, “on the other side of the omnivore’s dilemma,” fine-dining restaurant Astera has secured its own spot. The 18-set tasting room serves plant-based cuisine, with offerings curated by Chef Aaron Adams.
“His menu is constantly changing, so a dish you have one night may never be seen again,” NYT wrote. “My June visit had no misses, but some standouts included beets marinated in housemade koji, rolled in spices and grilled over charcoal; and almost-too-pretty-to-eat kohlrabi custard, served with nasturtium leaves, sugar snap peas, green garlic purée and an intricate onion tuille.”
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — The Portland Police Bureau is not obligated to enforce noise complaints from protests outside a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in South Portland, according to a new court ruling.
The ruling comes after the tenant of a low-income apartment complex near the ICE facility sued the city, alleging that the police’s failure to enforce noise laws caused adverse effects on her health.
However, despite the City of Portland’s Title 18 Noise Control Code stating quiet hours are generally between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m., the judge did not rule in the woman’s favor.
In a statement, a spokesperson for the City of Portland said, “The City is grateful for the Court’s thoughtful consideration of this matter.”
The City of Portland’s Ombudsman’s Office also told KOIN 6 News in a statement that the noise complaint enforcement outside the ICE facility also fell outside its jurisdiction.
The original lawsuit, which ultimately sided with the city, saw the South Portland tenant complaining about sound amplification devices, including bullhorns and other high-pitched sounds, used at all hours of the day and night during protests. The woman allegedly woke up one morning with blood coming from her ear after one noisy night of protest in late June, according to the suit.
For more than two months now, protests have taken place outside the ICE facility, often resulting in property destruction like graffiti and federal agents deploying flash-bangs and tear gas. The woman’s lawsuit also alleged she was exposed to noxious chemicals via munitions deployed during the protest that came in through her open window.
Some of the protesters also allegedly threatened the woman, who is disabled and doesn’t have a car, the suit said.
KOIN 6 News spoke with local South Portland residents on Tuesday, with many of them saying there is still a good amount of commotion going on during protests surrounding the South Macadam Avenue facility.
One neighbor described it as “warzone”-like, while another said they agree with the protesters’ cause, but take issue with their “tactics.”
“I’ve never had to carry any kind of personal protection. But now I carry a stun gun and I carry bear mace, and I fear for my life,” said one South Portland resident who wanted to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation.
Some said they’ve been cussed out by protesters hassling them for their ID, while others are now seeking to move out of the South Portland area entirely due to the fracas.
There are now anti-camping notices from the City of Portland outside the ICE Facility. However, the green signs have been posted in the past only for the overnight protesters to return, periodically, over the past two months.
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Portland Mayor Keith Wilson held a public meeting on Tuesday night to address the city’s growing homelessness crisis.
With the goal of creating 1500 shelter beds by Dec. 1, Wilson says housing and shelter are his top priorities.
However, dozens of nonprofits and service providers voiced concern about the barriers that slow down progress, saying that the system needs serious work.
“We have some opportunities there for some low-hanging fruit to streamline paperwork, streamline the approval process, more, better communication with partners and government partners as well to get folks housing and hopefully keep them housed, which is why we’re all here for,” said Margaret Salazar, the community development leader for REACH CDC, which houses over 3500 people.
Salazar also said that accessing help shouldn’t be so complicated — Scott Seif knows that firsthand.
After years of homelessness, Seif’s hoping for a more straightforward path to stability:
“People need to stop and think really about the whole situation and how it affects an individual. Stability is the main thing,” he said.
Seif says a paperwork technicality could push him out of his affordable apartment of five years.
“Can we try and find a system that works with everyone?” he said.
Meanwhile, Wilson is pushing hard to hit his goal of 1500 new shelter beds, including a new overnight shelter in the Pearl District coming in weeks.
Neighbors are still asking if the shelters can solve addiction and mental health challenges, but Wilson insists that the city has to start somewhere.
“Let’s just care for those individuals. Bring them off the street, get them care. It will reduce the drug use,” Wilson said.
Right now, only 400 of the planned beds are currently available.
Wilson is also proposing 90-day limits for anyone staying at 24/7 city-funded shelters.