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Good morning, Portland! And happy Friday. It’s going to be a very hot one today, with temperatures likely to hit 100 degrees, and tomorrow is looking to be even hotter than that. Don’t expect a significant cooldown until the middle of next week. 🥵 We’ll have some suggestions for staying cool below, so keep reading.
IN LOCAL NEWS:
• Like we said, it’s going to be very hot today…and the heat is going to stick around well past its welcome. That’s the climate crisis for ya, kid. With nighttime lows expected to remain in the high 60s and early 70s, it’ll be hard to get much overnight relief, especially for people without air conditioning. So, take some precautions, if you can! Try to stay in an air conditioned place, particularly during the hottest hours of the day in the late afternoon and early evening. Multnomah County libraries are available to hang out in, as is the Lloyd Center Mall (and they even have an ice skating rink— double the cooling power). Multnomah County may also open cooling centers, where people would be allowed to bring pets and have access to water and food. The county hasn’t made that announcement yet, but stay tuned for more updates. In the meantime, check out these helpful resources if you’re looking for some extra help staying cool. And remember to check in on your neighbors, especially if they’re older, dealing with health issues, and/or unhoused. <3
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• If by some misfortune you encounter someone experiencing heatstroke, Portland Fire & Rescue has a rudimentary, but potentially life-saving solution that, at first glance, looks like some ice bucket challenge revived.
• After weighing Commissioner Julia Brim-Edwards’ proposal to index the Preschool for All marginal income tax to inflation (meaning, increasing the minimum income level required to pay the tax) Multnomah County commissioners voted yesterday not to make changes to the program—for now. Brim-Edwards’ plan resulted in a lot of backlash from program supporters, who already spent time this summer defending Preschool for All from Governor Tina Kotek and state legislators who seemingly wanted to gut it. While Brim-Edwards’ proposal wasn’t as extreme as what state legislators proposed earlier, supporters say it still would’ve damaged the program’s ability to serve the community as intended, and they predicted it would be a step in the direction of Preschool For All’s demise. Ultimately, the Board of Commissioners tabled the conversation about the tax until they have more input from county advisors. We’ll have more on this story soon.
• A woman in Vancouver, Washington recently unearthed what police bomb squad units say was an undetonated cannonball. While doing yard work and transferring stones in her yard, the woman found a particularly smooth stone, but quickly realized it was perfectly round and resembled a war-time cannonball. Eventually, bomb squad units showed up at her house, then took the weapon and detonated it off site. A military historian said the cannonball could have been from the Civil War era, but likely still had gunpowder inside and could have caused a deadly explosion, had it gone off.
• Want to test your knowledge on current events and historical trivia? Just want a good laugh over cheeky jabs at shitty politicians? If you haven’t discovered the Mercury’s Pop Quiz segments, you’re in luck, because there’s a brand new quiz this week, complete with facts, hard truths, and the chance to weigh in on who or what should succeed Trump, should he choke on his own bronzer, or ya know, Putin’s boot.
Hey smarty pants! It’s time for another super fun edition of POP QUIZ PDX. In this week’s trivia quiz: The Beatles in Portland, the Blazers’ new owner, and who would make a better president: Donald Trump or six farts in a paper bag? (See how well YOU score!)
— Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury.com) August 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
IN NATIONAL/WORLD NEWS:
I hope you’re still reading, because today’s national news is—for once—not horrible. It’s a Friday miracle! Here’s more.
• Democratic lawmakers in California voted yesterday to move ahead with a plan to redraw the state’s congressional map ahead of the 2026 primary election, in an effort to secure more seats for liberal representatives in US Congress. The fate of the redistricting proposal will now be in the hands of California voters in a special election this fall. Kinda nice to have the fate of our nation in the hands of Californians instead of undecided voters in Wisconsin and Michigan, huh? But wait, you may be asking—isn’t gerrymandering wrong? Well, theoretically, it’s not very democratic. But the fascists running this country certainly don’t give a shit about that, so nice words about “doing the right thing” don’t really mean much anymore. Republicans in Texas just voted to reconfigure their congressional map to gin up more red seats, and Missouri’s legislators look to be headed down the same path. To Trump, this is an exciting step toward the ultimate goal of ending “the crooked game of politics,” AKA making sure the US remains a fascist authoritarian state for generations to come. We won’t let it happen.
Will the nice liberals in California vote to rejigger their state’s map? We better hope so. One thing that might help is the green light from none other than Barack Obama, who has largely refrained from getting involved in American politics since he left office in 2017. Hopefully, Obama’s approval will encourage Democrats nationwide to get into the “when they go low, we go LOWER” mentality. Let’s get some blue maps drawn up in Illinois, New York, and Washington STAT.
We’re grateful to President Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) for being in this fight with us and supporting our mission.
California is advancing a process that gives voters the final say on implementing new maps.
This is a fair and responsible response to Trump’s unprecedented power grab.
— National Democratic Redistricting Committee (@democraticredistricting.com) August 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
• James Dobson, the evangelical lunatic who founded the Christian hate organization Focus on the Family, died yesterday at the age of 89. (Once again, I’m going to be a bit uncivil here, so click away if you’re not into that kind of thing.) Dobson dedicated his life to dehumanizing gay people and belittling women. He is one of the founding “thinkers” behind “purity culture,” the movement that aims to create docile wives out of every woman through a lifetime of guilt and sexual repression. In fact, the sick tradition of “purity balls”—in which young girls and their creepy fathers attend a depraved dance ceremony, where the daughters promise their dads that they’ll remain virgins until marriage—started out of Dobson’s organization. Dobson was also a staunch opponent of treating AIDS, a huge fan of abusive gay conversion therapy, a Ted Bundy apologist, and a proponent of corporal punishment, among many, many other things—all bad. Goodbye, James Dobson. I hope it’s hot down there.
• In a preliminary injunction issued yesterday, a federal judge ordered construction on Florida’s “Alligator Alcatraz” immigration detention center/inhumane concentration camp to stop, and called for the facility’s operations to wind down. The decision comes after environmental groups and a Native American tribe sued the state of Florida and the feds, saying the facility’s construction and operations violate environmental protection laws in the Florida Everglades. The Everglades are a natural wonder in a hopeless place (Florida), but Governor Ron DeSantis clearly doesn’t give a shit about the state he is supposed to be taking care of. He’s too busy trying to get Donald Trump to tell him he’s a good boy by any means necessary. Sucks to suck, Ron. The state government filed an appeal against the ruling, with a spokesperson issuing this vom-worthy statement: “The deportations will continue until morale improves.” No consequences in the afterlife could be as bad as the miserable existence these people have created for themselves. Unfortunately, they’re trying to drag everyone down with them, too. This ruling is one sign that ain’t gonna happen, at least not without a good deal of kicking and screaming.
Have a good weekend, everyone.
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— The Onion (@theonion.com) August 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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