Category: Humor

November 11, 2023

Lara Croft – As a Pixars Character

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Tags: laracroft, gaming, girl, hottie, disney

5675 points, 276 comments.

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Mind-blowing memes that will f*ck you up (30 Photos)

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National Zoo Pandas Return To China

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Three giant pandas departed the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C. back to China, an indication of colder ties between the two nations and marking the end of more than 50 years of Chinese pandas being housed at the zoo. What do you think?

“Who will we artificially inseminate now?”

Catya Tate, Votive Distributor

This Week’s Most Viral News: Veterans Day Edition

“So there are three job openings?”

Ian Linden, Dolly Puller

“Maybe we can borrow some animals from Iran instead.”

Brett Soora, Hospital Cleaner

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My Husband’s School Photo Was Inspired By Greek Mythology

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“My husband tried to replicate Atlas for his 9th grade photo. He wanted to use his lacrosse stick as a trident & have the photographer add water so it looked like he was coming out of the ocean but his parents didn’t want him going overboard with the idea.”

(submitted by IG @bnicegogreen)

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It Was The Greatest Baptism Backdrop Ever

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“I think my family might have liked Seinfeld.”

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The post Baptism By George appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

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Mom Had Big Plans For My Birthday

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“My Mom was so excited to take birthday pictures she wouldn’t let me find the closest bathroom first. But that takes a backseat to the fact I can only assume this was my 4th birthday party since the well-decorated ‘Happy Day’ cake wasn’t overly descriptive.”

(submitted by Mark)

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‘Inside Out 2’ Trailer Reveals Maya Hawke Will Be Voicing New Character Called Nepotism

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LOS ANGELES—With the child of Hollywood royalty clinching the role through the sheer force of genetics, the trailer for the new Pixar animated feature Inside Out 2 revealed this week that Maya Hawke will be voicing a new character called Nepotism. “We’re so lucky to have Maya playing a character who is spunky, possesses zero self-awareness, and is the pure embodiment of vanity and favoritism,” said director Kelsey Mann, explaining that the daughter of actors Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman beat out both Lily-Rose Depp and Emma Roberts as the most-connected person for the role. “The little orange being voiced by Maya is the most privileged character in the film, and her wants and desires will always take precedence over the other emotions. In a way, she is meant to represent the little voice inside of all of us that says, ‘I’ll never have to strive for anything because my parents will take care of everything for me.’” According to studio insiders, Maya’s father makes a cameo in the movie as a teacher who gives her license to do whatever she wants.

This Week’s Most Viral News: Veterans Day Edition

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How to not get hit by cars

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Dogs vs. Kids: Does Your Dog Watch Frozen 47 Times In a Row?

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Some couples think that having a dog is a great way to find out if your significant other would be a good dad/mom. But are dogs and kids really so similar? We doubt it. Has your dog ever wanted to watch Frozen 47 times in a row? Yeah…

The post Dogs vs. Kids: Does Your Dog Watch Frozen 47 Times In a Row? first appeared on Crazy Funny Pictures.

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Biggest Takeaways From Trump’s Civil Fraud Trial Testimony

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President Donald Trump took the witness stand this week to defend himself in a civil fraud trial brought by the New York state attorney general’s office. The Onion offers a blow-by-blow account and the biggest takeaways of Trump’s civil fraud testimony.

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Mike Luckovich for Nov 10, 2023 – Mike Luckovich, Humor Times

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Mike Luckovich of the Atlanta Constitution received two amazing honors in 2006, winning both a Pulitzer Prize and the Reuben award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year. This was the second Pulitzer for Luckovich; his first was awarded in 1995. He had previously received the Reuben award for Editorial Cartooning in 2001, but this was his first time to be named the overall outstanding cartoonist by a group of his peers. The Reuben awards are distributed each year by the National Cartoonists Society and are considered professional cartooning’s highest honor.

Impressive as these achievements are, they are only the latest in a long line of awards for Luckovich. He was a runner-up for the Pulitzer in 1987 before garnering the 1995 win. In 1989, he won the Overseas Press Club’s award for the “Best Cartoons on Foreign Affairs for 1989,” and in 1991, he was awarded the National Headliners award for editorial cartoonists. In 1994, a Luckovich cartoon was selected by voters in a Newsweek magazine poll as one of the four best editorial cartoons of the year.

After freelancing and selling life insurance to make ends meet following his graduation from the University of Washington in 1982, Luckovich landed his first cartooning job at the Greenville News in South Carolina. After nine months at the News, Luckovich was hired by The Times-Picayune in New Orleans, where he stayed for four years before moving on to Atlanta.

Luckovich’s cartoons, syndicated nationally by Creators Syndicate, appear in more than 350 daily publications, including The Washington Post,The San Diego Union-Tribune, The Denver Post, Newsday, New York Post, The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, The Dallas Morning News, the Boston Globe, the Seattle Times, the Los Angeles Times, the Chicago Tribune, the Nashville Tennessean and the Houston Chronicle, and are reprinted regularly in Time, Newsweek and the New York Times.

Luckovich and his wife, Margo, have four children. His hobbies include exercising and collecting unique ties.

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The Funniest Cartoons by Scott Hilburn

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Scott Hilburn is a talented cartoonists with decades of experience. His works have been published in various major newspapers and he has published several books. Scroll down to check some of the funniest examples of Scott’s cartoons!

Cartoon by Scott Hilburn.

If this is your kind of humor, check out Scott’s books on Amazon. They’re brilliant. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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Cheap Date

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Poor
Michael R.
is STILL job hunting.
“Suddenly it all makes sense why I can’t find anything: there are -1 more positions available.”
Good luck Michael, we’re counting (badly) on you.

Even poorer, brave
Pascal
is up to his neck in debt.
“This is from the SoFi app. The balances and credit limits
at the bottom for my two credit cards are correct. Most
of the calculated numbers appear to be incorrect.” Ah, if only it
were the other way around, eh?

Fortunate
Marc Würth
is rich in friendship.
“When hovering over a team mate’s profile photo in MS Teams
in its German translation it tells me that they are free
– AS IN BEER – starting at a given time.”

“And when hovering over another team mate’s profile photo
in MS Teams in its German translation it tells me that
they are free – AS IN BEER – until a given time.”

Marc and his colleagues were planning to join
Stewart
for the game, but this happened.
“This helpful screen was displayed after I tried to reset
my password. I guess the reset failed but who knows? Will
I be able to watch the football later on? Who knows?”
At least the dates were cheap.

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The video is called Bicycle Race

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Tags: music, queen, freddie mercury, damn thats interesting

2127 points, 99 comments.

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Fashion is in the eye of the beholder, for better or worse (28 Photos)

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Fashion is in the eye of the beholder, for better or worse (28 Photos)

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I’ve heard it’s Hedy Lamarr’s birthday. Good Luck on your evil plans.

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Behold My Holiday Illusion

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“Photo of my two brothers, my sister-in-law and myself (the head apparently sitting on the mantle). My white sweater on a white background helped to complete the unintentional illusion.”

(submitted by Mark)

The post Mantlehead appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

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My In-Laws Are The “Athletic” Family

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“I know that my in-laws were and still are into basketball, but I have always thought this photo was a little strange. Taken in ’91 or ’92 with my husband, his two brothers and his sister. My husband still doesn’t think there is anything odd about it, so we guess you’ll be the ones to decide which of us is right.”

(submitted by Jo)

The post Ballers appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

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House Votes To Censure 66% Of Americans For Antisemitic Support Of Ceasefire

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WASHINGTON—Pushing through the measure in response to recent nationwide opinion polls, the U.S. House of Representatives voted Thursday to censure 66% of Americans for their antisemitic support of a ceasefire in Gaza. “Today, this censure sends a clear message that our Congress will not tolerate the dangerous calls for peace perpetrated by 80% of Democrats, 57% of independents, and 56% of Republicans,” said House Speaker Mike Johnson, who further added that elected officials could not continue to turn a blind eye to the roughly 225 million out of 340 million Americans who expressed the bigoted view that Israel’s attacks on Palestinian civilians should end. “In a clear vote of 234-188, Democrats and Republicans stand united in our belief that the vast majority of Americans cannot continue to spread hate by acknowledging that a war that has claimed the lives of over 10,000 Gazans, most of them women and children, might be bad. While we believe in free speech, this time, an overwhelming number of U.S. voters have taken it too far.” At press time, Johnson could be heard admonishing Americans and warning that if they continued their antisemitic calls for ceasefire they would all be expelled from the country forever.

Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort

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