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(Almost) Nought but Nulls

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For this week, it’s mostly nulls. But first, Finn
Sami

provides a provocative hint that the LLMs might be
developing a theory of other minds. Says Sami:
“A coworker noted that when Copilot starts to have doubts
about Bing, this might be the real start of AGI.” I’ve certainly
got my doubts about some of the Alleged GIs around.


 

Then, thirst trapper
Gordon S.
teases a new unit system.
“Forget about metrification, we’re going for nullification!”

sbu

 

Old Hand (I know, because he double-spaced after his periods, see)
Randal Schwartz
told us a while back about null null.
“I was excited by a new Fantasy – AI Image Generator
for my phone and laptop, until I noticed in-app purchases.
Then I saw that I could pay either $9.99 for null, or
$89.99 for null. Not sure which to get? Will the more-expensive null
make hands with only five fingers? That’d be a plus.”

ran

 

A risk-averse
anonymous reader cautiously considered
“Although Apple tempted me by offering an alternative to
iOS 16.7.2, I thought that having a null OS seems like a bad idea.”

ios

 

And finally, uncappable
Dave
doesn’t trust offers of something for nothing,
but nothing for nothing? Okay, maybe. “I hate data caps,
you hate data caps, we all hate data
caps… Well, unless you’re comcast/xfinity that is. At least I won’t
be charged extra for nothing I guess? Right? Right??”

xfi

 

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Lyle Seaman

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