A job offer .

WHAT THE…. I was just standing there when this person walks up and puts this flyer in my hand like it’s a NORMAL job offer.

I read “PRETEND TO BE SICK” and already I’m uncomfortable, but I keep reading and it just keeps getting worse. Stay at my home. No leaving bed. Bed pan only. Caring for THREE MEN. I’m staring at the paper, then at them, then back at the paper like is this real life or some messed up joke I didn’t agree to be part of. I started laughing out of pure shock because what else do you even do. I took a pic because nobody would believe this, then I tore the paper up right in front of them and walked away because that was beyond weird. That wasn’t a job, that was deeply unsettling.

Still annoyed they thought this was okay to hand to a stranger. Absolute weirdo behavior.