165 best ghost puns and ghost jokes for spooky fun – Growing Family

Get ready to spook up some fun with a collection of ghost puns that’ll have you howling with laughter! These ghoulishly good giggles are perfect for bringing a touch of the supernatural to your day.

The best ghost puns and ghost jokes

Whether you’re a fan of all things eerie, looking for some Halloween ghost puns, or just in need of a good laugh, these ghostly jokes are sure to lift your spirits. Prepare to be bam-boo-zled by our hauntingly hilarious humour!

Funny ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost that looks exactly the same as another ghost? A dead ringer.

Why was the ghost lonely? It had no-body.

What’s the most useless room in a house for a ghost? A living room.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost when it was angry? You’re dead to me.

How did the ghost know the other ghost was lying? He could see right through him.

What’s a ghost’s favourite type of transport? A scare-plane.

Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.

Who won the race between the skull and the ghost? The skull, it was just ahead. (more skull jokes here)

How do you know a ghost caught a cold? It starts coffin.

Why did the ghost go to the hospital? To have his ghoul bladder removed.

Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit.

Where do ghosts live? On a dead end street.

Why are ghosts so good at videogames? Dead-ication.

What is it called when ghosts commit a robbery? A polterheist.

What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.

Why do ghosts go to sleep early? They are dead tired.

What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house? The living room.

More silly jokes about ghosts

Why did the ghost go to the dance? To see the boogie man.

What did the ghost say to the vampire? “You suck.”

Why can’t ghosts play church music? Because they have no organs.

How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.

Who did the ghost take to the dance? His ghoul-friend.

What do ghosts hate the most about the wind? Nothing. It goes right through them.

What hobby is great for a girl ghost? Ghoul scouts.

Where do ghosts mail letters? The ghost office.

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.

What’s a ghost’s favourite rock band? The Grateful Dead.

What’s a ghost’s favourite fairground ride? The roller-ghoster.

What is a ghost’s second favourite fairground ride? The scary-go-round.

What’s a ghost’s favourite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a.

What’s a ghost’s favourite holiday? Halloween.

What’s a ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da cheese.

What’s a ghost’s favourite car? A Rolls-Royce phantom.

Halloween ghost jokes for kids

What’s a ghost’s favourite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep.

What’s a ghost’s favourite food? Boo-rittos.

What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert? I-scream.

What’s a ghost’s second favourite dessert? Boo-berry pie.

What’s a ghost’s favourite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

What’s a ghost’s favourite game? Hide and Shriek.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.

Who did the ghost invite to their party? Any old friend they could dig up.

What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.

What kind of key does a ghost use? A spoo-key.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost? A peck-a-boo.

Where do ghosts love to go on holiday? The Boo-hamas.

How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out? They use vanishing cream.

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost after he saw her all dressed up for Halloween? “You look boo-tiful!”

How did the little ghost learn to play the piano? By using sheet music.

Ghost dad jokes

What do ghosts put on their bagels? Scream cheese.

What do panda ghosts eat? Bam-boo.

What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

What was the chicken ghost’s name? Poultrygeist.

What is a baby ghost’s favourite game to play? Peek-a-boo.

What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters on Halloween? Booberries. (more Halloween jokes here)

How do ghosts keep their hair in place? They use scare spray.

What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty.

Why do ghosts diet? So they can maintain their ghoulish figures.

How do ghosts stay in such good shape? They exorcise.

What soccer position does a ghost play? Ghoul-keeper.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a ghost!

What do you call a ghost in pyjamas? The sleepwalking dead.

Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

How do ghost musicians learn songs? They read sheet music.

Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party? They had no body to dance with.

How who ghosts stay safe in cars? They wear sheet belts.

Why did the ghost ride in the elevator? To lift his spirits.

Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.

The best ghost puns

Dead ringer

Anything ghost

The ghost is clear

Who ghost there?

What ghost around, comes around

It ghost without saying

Keep me ghosted

On the east ghost

Not a ghost of a chance

I’ve been ghosted

Send me a ghostcard

I feel ghostly

I look a fright

As the saying ghost

Do what comes supernaturally

Supernatural selection

It’s only supernatural

Take fright

A wraith against time

The new paranormal

Handle with scare

Scareway to heaven

Tender loving scare

Be scare-ful with that

Deadicated to you

The undead of night

Knock ‘em undead

Undead easy

The undead of night

Undead as a doornail

Boo puns

How do you boo?

Hey boo

I can’t boo-lieve it

Getting some boo-ty sleep

Absolutely fa-boo-lous

Having a fa-boo-lous time

You’d better boo-lieve it

Black and boo

That’s boo-tiful

Bet your boo-ts

Do you boo-lieve in ghosts?

Something’s boo-ing

Boo skies

What a boo-ty

Boo-lieve it or not

Going boo-nanas

Once in a boo moon

That’s un-boo-lievable

Tough as old boo-ts

Boo hoo

Don’t boo-lieve everything you hear

Boo in the face

Just boo-gle it

I saw it on boo-tube

Boo me a favour

The deep boo sea

Boo or die

To big for your boo-ts

Wouldn’t say boo to a ghost

Out of the boo

I’ve got the boos

I guess that’s why they call it the boos

More funny ghost puns

Free spirit

In good spirits

Kindred spirit

Keep your spirits up

Team spirit

A frightful mess

Fright back

Fright of fancy

Look on the fright side

Fright or flight

Exorcise discretion

Getting plenty of exorcise

A haunting prospect

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Ghoul as a cucumber

Act the ghoul

Score a ghoul

Don’t make a ghoul of yourself

Ghoul down

I pity the ghoul

Don’t lose your ghoul

A ghoul’s best friend

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Emotional roller ghoster

What ghost up, must come down

What a ghostly experience

Here ghost nothing

My heart ghost out to you

Ain’t got no body

A spectre-tacular sight

Rose-tinted spectre-cles

Spook-tacular

Speak when you’re spook-en to

What a spook-tacle

Good mourning

One last silly ghost pun…

These ghost puns have really got me spooked!

And that’s a wrap on our ghostly giggles! We hope these spooky jokes brought a smile to your face and some extra spirit to your day. Remember, even the spookiest spirits love a good laugh!

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