Biden Holds Critical Press Conference

In the wake of calls for him to step down from the presidential race following a poor debate performance and concerns about his mental ability to fulfill his duties, President Biden held an hour-long press conference in an attempt to prove his fitness for the position. What do you think?

“I thought the one-armed push-ups were a bit much.”

Dennis Gowdy, Racket Stringer

“I’m fine with him being president, but he definitely shouldn’t be driving.”

Ruby Beijos, PSA Animator

“Enough—let’s see him dance.”

Erin O’Leary, Unemployed