83 year old Mike Ocksbroke has been donating sperm for 60 years. He began his campaign of semen sharing in April 1963, and it’s estimated that he’s fathered over 17,500 children.
Mr Ocksbroke told us, “I want a relationship with someone and that’s the most important thing to me at the moment. I’ve had the most amazing life as a single man, and what bloke wouldn’t want to get paid for doing the old Fast Fist every day?”
It’s been estimated that he had to knock one out at least three times a day, and the local sperm bank had to import old milk churns in order to keep up with the amount of fluid Mike Ocksbroke delivered. At one stage in the mid-70s he had his own milk float to transport his muck to the bank.
He was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease when he was 72. “To be honest, it really helped. I found that the tremors got me there quicker than bending over and pounding away.”
At first Mr. Ocksbroke said that he was told to masturbate in a cup. “I had no idea it was a competition,” he told us, “but I won it the first season. It’s taken pride of place on my sideboard.”
He told us that he did try to travel to London with a friend once, to visit the King’s Cross Sperm Bank, but it wasn’t successful. “I missed the Tube, and my mate said he’d come on the bus. He covered himself and said it was phlegm due to an asthma attack.”