160 clean duck jokes and duck puns to quack you up – Growing Family

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The best duck jokes and duck puns

From feather-ruffling giggles to quacktastic puns, these family-friendly duck puns and witty duck jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, without further ado, let’s dabble in some quacktastic duck hilarity 🦆

Funny duck jokes

Ready for a good duck joke? You’re in the right place!

What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn.

Why don’t ducks like following instructions? They prefer to wing it.

What do you call it when it’s raining chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.

What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker.

Why are ducks really good at saving? Because they have their bills under control.

What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape.

What did the duck say when he dropped his plate? “I hope I didn’t quack it.”

What do ducks wear to a formal event? Duck-sedos.

Why did the duck almost fall on the pavement? She tripped on a quack.

Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.

Why are ducks always trending on social media? Because they have a large fan follo-wing.

Where do ducks go shopping? The mall-ard.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer? A brick layer.

Why do ducks lay eggs? If they dropped them, they would break.

How do ducks surf the internet? They use their webbed feet.

When is roast duck bad for your health? When you’re the duck.

What voice type do ducks sing in choirs? Fowl-setto.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? It’s too far to waddle.

What language can a duck who talks to geese speak fluently? Portu-geese.

What do you call a bird that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.

How do you get down off a horse? You don’t get down off a horse – you get down off a duck.

What do you call a kind and successful duck? A waddle citizen.

Short duck jokes for kids

Here are some more family-friendly duck jokes for a good laugh with the kids.

What do ducks carry their school books in? Quack-packs.

Why do ducks never grow up? Because they grow down.

What do you call a crate filled with ducks? A box of quackers.

Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.

How do ducks propose? With an engagement wing.

Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quacking jokes in class.

Where do ducks go when they are sick? The ducktor’s.

What do you call a ghost duck? A poultrygeist.

What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.

What do ducks call story time? Ducktales.

What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?” A duck with hiccups.

What does a duck do when he hears a funny joke? He quacks up.

Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.

What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Fire-quackers.

What side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.

What do you call a rude duck? A duck with a quackitude.

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole? Quackamole.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a wiener dog? A duckshund.

What did the detective duck say to his partner? “Let’s quack this case!”

Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.

What do you call a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers.

What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.

How can you tell one rubber duck apart from another? You can’t, they look eggs-actly the same.

What do you call a duck that steals things? A robber ducky.

More funny jokes about ducks

What’s a duck’s favourite part of the news? The feather forecast.

What’s a duck’s favourite ballet? The Nut-quacker.

What’s a duck’s favourite film? Lord of the Wings.

What’s a duck’s favourite snack? Cheese and quackers.

What’s a duck’s favourite music artist? Drake.

What’s a duck’s favourite sea monster? The quacken.

What’s a duck’s favourite TV show? Duckumentaries.

What’s a duck’s favourite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.

What’s a duck’s favourite vegetable? An eggplant.

What’s a duck’s favourite US state? Duckota.

What’s a duck’s favourite dip? Quackamole.

What’s a duckling’s favourite drink? Peep-si.

What’s a duckling’s favourite game? Beakaboo.

Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.

What happens when a duck flies upside down? It quacks up.

Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get its back quacked.

What kind of eggs do bad ducks lay? Devilled eggs.

What was the secret agent duck named? James Pond.

Why did the duck go to the bank? He wanted to get more bills.

Why did the duck get a red card in the football game? For fowl play.

What’s the name of the church for ducks? Birds of pray.

Where can you find pictures of duck feet? They’re on the webbed.

What did the duck say when the waitress came? “Put it on my bill!”

What do duck physicists say? “Quark, quark.”

How do ducks make pancakes? They use Bis-quack.

What does a duck always order with its Chinese food? An eggroll.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quack! Quack who? Quack open the door and you’ll see!

The best duck puns

Need a humorous duck pun for your social media posts? We’ve got you covered (you might like our bird puns too):

Nip and duck

All hands on duck

Duck of cards

Clear the ducks

Hit the duck

Sitting duck

Steady duckline

Duck and cover

Ducking and diving

Take to it like a duck to water

Good duck

Feeling ducky

Falling into duckay

Ducked the question

Very duckadent

Con-duck-tor

Intro-duck-tion

De-duck-tion

Pro-duck-tive

Miscon-duck-t

Duck-tate

Duck-otomy

Spora-duck

Ra-duck-al

Official duck-uments

I need a duck-tor

Quack under pressure

Quack a joke

The quack of dawn

More short duck puns

Kick the duck-et

On the duck of the bay

Duck in

By the duckload

Fell off the back of a duck

Water off a duck’s back

Quackophony of noise

Waddle we do without it?

Fowl language

By fair means or fowl

In one fowl swoop

Crestfowllen

Cry fowl

True or fowlse

Fowling asleep

Fowl play

Don’t fowlter

Fowl under my spell

That’s a fowllacy

Nightfowl

Waterfowl

Freefowl

Fowl up

Fit the bill

Beak-a-boo

Without feather ado

Ruffle someone’s feathers

Look no feather

Like feather, like son

Even more funny duck puns

Fly the nest

Nest to nothing

The nest big thing

Better luck nest time

Take it to the nest level

In nest to no time

Nest generation

Nesty piece of work

Cheap and nesty

Social nestworking

The nestwork is down

Between the quacks

A hard nut to quack

Quack the whip

Take a quack at it

Quack open a bottle

Not all it’s quacked up to be

Can’t stop quackling

Keep me in the duck

A duck horse

A shot in the duck

Always duck-est just before dawn

Duck clouds on the horizon

Deep, duck secrets

Poultry in motion

A poultry amount

Lucky duck

The art of se-duck-tion

Spread your wings

Take them under your wing

Flight of fancy

In full flight

Fully fledged

Winging it

One last smart duck pun…

These duck puns really quack me up 😆

And there you have it: a flock of punny duck jokes to brighten your day! Whether you’re quacking up or just using these duck puns for instagram captions, we hope these silly jokes have made you smile.

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