150 best owl puns and owl jokes that are a real hoot – Growing Family

Ready to have a hoot? Whether you’re an owl enthusiast or just someone who loves a good laugh, you’re in for a treat with this bumper list of owl puns and owl jokes.

The best own puns and owl jokes

If you’re looking to brighten up your day or just love a good pun, this collection of owl jokes is sure to make you “owl” with laughter. Let’s dive into some owl-fully good jokes that will put a smile on your face!

Funny owl jokes

What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits.

What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.

Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks? Hoo-dini.

How do owls stay in shape? They do owl-ympic workouts.

What do owls sing when it rains? Too wet to woo.

What do you call an owl with a low voice? A gr-owl.

Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets? They’re always talon everyone.

What do you call an owl who’s always telling jokes? A wise-crack owl.

What is a medieval owl called? A knight owl.

Why do owls shower so often? So they don’t smell fowl.

Why did the owl invite his friends over? For a real hootenanny.

What’s an owl’s dream occupation? Flight attendant.

What does an owl need after a bath? A t-owl.

What does an owl with attitude have? A sc-owl.

More silly jokes about owls

Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

What did the owl’s valentine say? “You’re so hootiful.”

How do owls say goodbye? “Owl be seeing you!”

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot.

How does an owl greet its friends? With a hoot and a holler.

Why did the owl invite her friends over? She didn’t want to be all by herself.

What do you call an owl who’s a great singer? An owl-stronomical talent.

What do you call an owl with a sore throat? A vowel.

What did one owl say to the other on New Year’s Eve? “Hoo-ray for the new year!”

How does an owl answer the phone? With a “Hoo’s there?”

What do you call an owl dressed in armour? A knight owl.

What did the owl say to the judge? “I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.“

What do you call an owl that loves chocolate? A chocohootlic.

What do you call an owl who has been caught in the act? A spotted owl.

What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.

More funny owl jokes

What’s a bird’s favourite kind of maths? Owl-gebra.

What’s an owl’s favourite sport? Hoo-key.

What’s an owl’s favourite kind of sandwich? A hoot dog.

What’s an owl’s favorite picnic food? Owlives.

What’s an owl’s favourite snack? Mice cream.

What’s an owl’s favourite drink? Hoot beer.

What is an owl’s favourite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.

What was the owl’s favourite Whitney Houston song? Owl always love you.

What’s an owl’s favourite game show? Whoo Wants to Be a Millionaire.

What’s an owl’s favourite holiday? Owl-oween.(more Halloween jokes here)

What’s an owl’s favourite game? Beak-a-boo.

What’s an owl’s favourite movie genre? Whoo-dunnit mysteries.

What’s an owl’s favourite kind of fashion? Hoot Couture.

What’s an owl’s favourite exercise at the gym? Wing curls.

What’s an owl’s favourite season? Owl-tumn.(more autumn jokes here)

What’s an owl’s favourite type of car? A hoot-rod.

What’s an owl’s favourite fairground ride? An owler-coaster.

What’s an owl’s favourite kind of weather? A light drizz-owl.

What’s an owl’s favourite American football event? The superb-owl.

What’s an owl’s favourite musical genre? Owl-t country.

What’s an owl’s favourite board game? Chess, because it’s all about making wise moves.

Owl dad jokes

What do you call an owl who’s always on time? Punctu-owl.

Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday? It was a free for owl.

Why don’t owls study for exams? They prefer to wing it.

What do you call a smart bird of prey? A know it owl.

Did you hear about the owl party? It was a hoot.

Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort? It was for owl seasons.

What do you call an owl who’s a master of disguise? An owl-ter ego.

Why do owls make such bad baseball players? Their hits are always fowl.

Why do owl babies take after their dad? Like feather, like son.

What do you call an owl with a sort throat? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot. (more bird puns here)

What do confused owls say? Too-whit-too-why?

Owl knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Twit. Twit who? Help, an owl!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Mum, there’s an owl at the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

The best owl puns

Owl night long

Owl by myself

Owl you need is love

Owl or nothing

Owl always love you

Owl be back

Owl never stop loving you

I’ve been waiting owl day

You’re owl-some

Owl be seeing you

That’s owl-mazing

I don’t give a hoot

You’re a real hoot

What a hoot

Life’s a hoot

Have a hoot-iful day

I’m owl-ways here

Stay owlert

Are you feeling owl-right?

Throw in the t-owl

Whoo-nderful

Whoo’s up for it?

Whoo’s there?

Hoot-larious

Owl-stentatious

Owl-stronomical

More funny owl puns

Very owl-egant

Look hoo’s talking

Hoo is this?

Hoo’s there?

Says hoo?

Such a know-it-owl

I’m talon you

So talon-ted

When owl is said and done

That’s owl very well

At owl costs

For owl I know

Owl over the place

Owl in a day’s work

Owl things must pass

Owl of a sudden

Owl the same

By owl means

I gave it my owl

Give it owl you’ve got

Going owl out

Wishing you owl the best

It’s owl gone

Owl hell breaks loose

Owl at once

Free for owl

A man for owl seasons

Against owl odds

If owl else fails

No owl-ternative

Irritable owl syndrome

Night owl

Still hungry for more cute owl puns?

Owl if you will

Owl give it my best shot

Owl not give up

Owl be there for you

Owl see you later

In owl honesty

In owl seriousness

In owl likelihood

Jack of owl trades

Owl right

Above owl

I’m owl ears

Owl things being equal

Owl hands on deck

Owl good things must come to an end

Owl in owl

Owl things considered

It’s owl in your head

You’re owl I need

Owl systems go

Owl the rage

Owl walks of life

Don’t be owl-armed

Hoot have thought it?

Owls well that ends well

That’s owl folks

One last owl pun…

I’ve just thought of a really funny owl joke… but I can’t use it until 2/8/20.

That wraps up our owl-some list of gags! We hope these jokes had you hooting with laughter and reminded you that even the wisest creatures know how to have fun. Thanks for taking the time to have a giggle with us!

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