The world’s greatest worker’s paradise isn’t working too well. Wuhan started Covid, and the people of Wuhan are trying to end it. They don’t like they’re dictator, and the dick is confused as to why!
Sci-fi writers the world over can only make educated guesses, no matter how crazy, as to what’s really going on.
Now here’s a conspiracy theory for ya: President Xi himself IS the virus!
Does it follow wherever he goes? Is he trying to infect as many world leaders as possible? Will Justin Trudeau soon be getting Covid again because he made Xi mad? Is Xi not a human bring at all but some kind of viral cyborg and that’s why the Chinese are building a space station and doing something on the dark side of the moon – space is where Xi is from and where he must go back since he can’t take Earth’s gravity for too long.
He came among us to poison the world and make it painful to live in again (MIPTLIA … ? That’s not a hat!) … and soon he must go back to his home planet of viruses that both create and kill life on planets around the universe. Are we human beings merely an ancient virus that grew up and killed the dinosaurs? So many crazy theories – I know certain Americans who will love them!
Is it right and good to protest against and overthrow the alien who rules your country? The National Enquirer wants to know!