Vampires, Werewolves, and Horse Manure: The Latest WTF Comments That Have Come Out of Herschel Walker’s Mouth

On December 6, Georgia voters will once again head to the polls to choose the next US senator from their state, following a November general election that somehow was too close to call. That Republican Herschel Walker won 48.5% of the vote, compared to incumbent Raphael Warnock’s 49.43%, might suggest that the candidates are of equal “quality” and that both would make fine lawmakers who would do good by Georgia. Of course, that is not at all the case, and to suggest that they are equally good choices would be like asking someone, “What do you want to do tonight? Should we order some takeout and watch that new show everyone’s talking about? Or would you rather I burn your house down?”

In Warnock, voters have a candidate who believes all people should have rights, be able to make decisions about their own bodies, have access to health care, and not die in a mass shootings. His campaign staff has not told reporters he’s a pathological liar who lies like he‘s breathing, and when he speaks, people don’t think things like, Jesus, this guy makes Donald Trump sound eloquent.

In Walker, well…we’ll let his recent remarks speak for themselves.

Take, for instance, his comments from earlier this week, in which he went on an extended tangent about vampires and werewolves, telling people that while he once wanted to be a vampire, he’s changed his mind and would like to be a werewolf:

Or his incomprehensible aside about Democrats and bikes:

Or his election night story about horse manure:

Or…whatever this was: