Total Downer Release New Song ‘Taylor Lautner’

Cleveland power-pop band Total Downer have dropped ‘Taylor Lautner’, the latest preview of their forthcoming album Caretaker. The LP, out January 27 via Just Because, was led by the single ‘Star Rek’t’. Listen to the new track below.

“I was in middle school when Twilight came out and thought it was perfectly normal that everyone thirsted for Taylor Lautner’s body,” vocalist Andy Schumann said in a statement. “‘But now as an adult, it makes me sick that all these older Hollywood execs made this 18 year old appear shirtless against his will. But even despite this reckoning and intellectualizing, in the deepest recesses of my brain, Taylor Lautner’s body is still a goal & I would do many things to get that swole.”