AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Spoof) – The latest edition of Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine features the sensational golfer Holly Sonders.
The stunning golfer is causing a stir in the world of the little bitty dimpled ball.
The 36-year-old beauty stands at 5-foot-8, in her birthday suit. Her favorite food is enchiladas smothered in asparagus juice.
Holly recently won the West Virginia Golfing Invitational by shooting an astoundingly amazing 63, all while nursing a tennis elbow, ah make that a golf elbow.
Sonders, who is rumored to be dating former boxing sensation Mike Tyson, stated that her favorite alcoholic beverage is a Pork Chop Margarita, her favorite number is 13½, and her favorite state is South Dakota.
Holly was gifted her first set of golf clubs by her mom’s obstetrician at the tender age of 3.
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