Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms.
The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation.
The “Bully’s” as they have been nicknamed by the Kardashian sisters come in seven different sizes, shapes, and colors.
Michael Jordan, himself has stated that his favorite color is Basketball Orange.
The condoms are manufactured in America by The Boom Boom Boom Condom Company headquartered in Hackensack, New Jersey.
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Jose Altuve, super star with the world champion Houston Astros says that the lightweight condoms are reasonably priced and they come in 19 different colors.
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