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  • Finally reached my goal

    Finally reached my goal

    I know probably not many will see this but I’ve got no one else to share this with so I’m sharing it with all of you instead. After writing for what feels like a really long time, I’ve finally reached 100,000 words, so close to the end now. I’ve gone from doing pretty much nothing when I wake up, to writing nearly every day and actually having some fun.

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  • Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut

    My dinner today, it was delicious.

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut. My dinner today, it was delicious. Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that's been soaked in a marinade of

    Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that’s been soaked in a marinade of red wine, vinegar, vegetables and spices to make it tender and less gamey. That same marinade is then used for the sauce, which is thickened with butter, flour and a bit of cocoa.

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut. My dinner today, it was delicious. Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that's been soaked in a marinade of

    Red cabbage, cooked in vine, broth and vinegar.

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut. My dinner today, it was delicious. Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that's been soaked in a marinade of

    Chestnuts with caramel sauce.

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut. My dinner today, it was delicious. Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that's been soaked in a marinade of

    Spätzle, best described as German pasta.

    Hirschpfeffer with Spätzle, Marroni and Rotkraut. My dinner today, it was delicious. Hirschpfeffer is essentially deer meat that's been soaked in a marinade of

    All together, a delicious dinner for fall season.

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  • My americanht? Oh yeah, just great.

    My americanht? Oh yeah, just great.

    My americanht? Oh yeah, just great.. They treated me like a kid. It was so frustrating. I went in, they gave me an IV with a of meds, then also an intramuscular

    My americanht? Oh yeah, just great.. They treated me like a kid. It was so frustrating. I went in, they gave me an IV with a of meds, then also an intramuscular

    They treated me like a kid. It was so frustrating. I went in, they gave me an IV with a ******** of meds, then also an intramuscular epi pen.
    I felt better in an hour, but they made me stay for another 5. They legally couldn’t keep me there, but that didn’t matter I guess. Whatever, I’m happy to be home and not itchy.

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  • The My Guy Fantasy Football Draft, Plus Adam Sandler and Josh Safdie

    The My Guy Fantasy Football Draft, Plus Adam Sandler and Josh Safdie

    ‌The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck of The Ringer Fantasy Football Show for the third annual My Guy Fantasy Football Draft, during which they identify NFL players who fit unique categories on draft day (1:39). Then Bill talks with Adam Sandler and Josh Safdie about Adam’s new Netflix comedy special, Adam Sandler: Love You, aging out of pickup basketball games, the making of Uncut Gems, collecting sports memorabilia, iconic comics like Rodney Dangerfield and Norm Macdonald, SNL’s upcoming 50th anniversary, and more (1:34:53).

    Host: Bill Simmons
    Guests: Adam Sandler, Josh Safdie, Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly and Craig Horlbeck
    Producer: Kyle Crichton

    Subscribe: Spotify / Apple Podcasts / Stitcher / RSS

    Bill Simmons

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  • Leave Your Comfort Behind

    Leave Your Comfort Behind

    I’d long forgotten the enlightening words I heard from the depths of my mind on an lsd trip as a young man. I was upon a sailing ship in the vacuum of space when a tidal wave of cosmos crashed down and pitched the boat around. The words, “your greatest joy will be furthest from shore” rang out.

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  • Just ranting

    Just ranting

    Me just ranting.
    Well my day has been a complete **** show.
    A ******* tourists rat bastard dog just killed 7 of my lambs and tore off the faces of three ewes.
    And now I have to get more ******* paperwork and legal **** to get compensation from the owner for the cost of the dead lambs.
    **** MY LIFE.

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  • unsafe tame acceptable

    unsafe tame acceptable

    Now empty dog bed. Had to put down my 14 y.o dog I raised from puppy ’cause of tumor. Decided that it’s better to let go instead of trying surgery that most likely would’ve been fatal anyway ’cause of old age. Now my other dog is searching for his cousin frantically without avail.

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  • angelic pushy bored

    angelic pushy bored

    My scruffy little white ball of dryer lint went to doggy heaven yesterday. Here’s a picture of him with his “little” brother. I’m not looking for any condolences, I’m sad that he’s gone but had a good long happy life, which i was happy to give him. I just wanted to share him with all of you.

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  • Snapped Out Of It

    Snapped Out Of It

    I don’t understand what’s wrong with my brain, I was incredibly depressed for 5 days, ready to pepsi myself and then boom, 8pm last night sitting on the couch and it went away, got up cleaned the house, went to the gym, basically like it never happened.

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  • Joys of retrogaming

    Joys of retrogaming

    My atari’s av-cable was beyond ******

    Joys of retrogaming. My atari's av-cable was beyond Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which Same

    Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart

    Joys of retrogaming. My atari's av-cable was beyond Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which Same

    Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which

    Joys of retrogaming. My atari's av-cable was beyond Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which Same

    Same for scart. Added connectors

    Joys of retrogaming. My atari's av-cable was beyond Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which Same

    Prayed to OSHA that I don’t cause a fire

    Joys of retrogaming. My atari's av-cable was beyond Bought a cheap multimeter and a new scart Went through every cable and pin to figure out which is which Same

    Success! Instead of paying some chump for a new cable I managed to spend even more money and repaired the old one myself

    There’ gotta be someone who gets off to this stuff.

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  • Palworld’s breeding system is my friend group’s new obsession

    Palworld’s breeding system is my friend group’s new obsession


    A player can find tons of cute or capable Pals on a tour through Palworld’s Palpagos Islands, but in order to fill out their Paldeck, they’ll need to dabble with breeding. Breeding is a surprisingly deep part of Palworld, and it’s quickly become a rabbit hole — or a Caprity hole, if you will — for my group on our shared server.

    Once I got past the original hook of “What if survival game, but Pokémon?” in Palworld, I was surprised to find that I was still engaged. I’m on a server with my friends, and we all handle different roles. I pump up my carry weight and bring Pals who could help haul, and I’m constantly loading up with tons of ore to smelt into valuable ingots. My buddies Jake and Matt pitch in, too; Jake is a forward scout, whereas Matt runs what we politely call “Pal Resources.”

    Pal Resources is the name for our breeding camp. Now that we have the ability to build ranches and bake delicious cakes, Matt is off to the races. It’s entirely possible to just casually dabble in breeding, but we are now entirely engrossed by the process. There are three main reasons to breed. The first is that by combining two seemingly unrelated Pals, a third Pal can be born. If you want to fill out your Paldeck and be a proper collector, breeding is essentially mandatory.

    But while creating new Pals was a fun trick, what really snagged us was perfecting our existing roster. For instance, the Relaxaurus is an adorable dope of a dinosaur — but with the power of Pal Resources, we were able to create an electric variant who keeps our infrastructure running. Breeding can create new elemental types of existing Pals.

    Image: Pocketpair

    Sometimes, this offers utility. Sometimes, it’s just nice to have a little bit of variety in my life. Why roll around with one bouncy, cuddly Kingpaca like an absolute fool when I can have two Kingpacas, one of which is an Ice type?

    Matt also discovered that you can breed two of the same Pals together, and their traits will pass down to their offspring. This is the third, and arguably the most potent, reason to get into breeding. Sometimes, the process doesn’t work out — nobody needs a pyromaniac Pal running around endangering the whole base. But if you have a diet-loving, burly-bodied workaholic Pal — boy howdy, you don’t even need to get on the platform and cruelly command your Pals to get to work.

    Our bases are now staffed by a set of Pals, all several generations deep into breeding, who tend to our every need. Have a large work order to complete? Don’t even bother; Anubis will run over and finish that for you in seconds. Hungry? Why not go into the fridge, chilled by a tiny hedgehog, and grab yourself 500 omelets? Such a bounty is nothing to us.

    Pal breeding reminds me of the Chao Gardens from Sonic Adventure 2, which served as a place to bring and hatch eggs, and then raise the ensuing Chao. What is meant to be a side thing has now become a full game in and of itself, where we dutifully bake cakes and cart massive eggs to and fro, all in the service of building our empire on the Palpagos Islands. As for the Pals that don’t make the cut — don’t worry about it. We’ve found a big, open field where they can run, and play, and definitely don’t get put into the Goodbye Tube to get turned into meat sluice to strengthen our A-team. That simply doesn’t happen! It’s fine.



    Cass Marshall

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  • Sad – lost a good one

    Sad – lost a good one


    My dog was put to sleep last night. She was my first dog and I had her for almost 10 years. She was the moodiest bitch on the planet but was always super sweet to me. I’ll miss hearing her close the laundry room door to hide from my kids and catch a break.
    This is a toast to a real one.
    Fry up some bacon just for your puppies once in a while. They deserve it.



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  • Not Healthy

    Not Healthy

    Dear diary, today is the fourth day of this logging contract, I have 10 days to go until my first break, my skin is wind burned, the arthritis in my hands means I can barely hold a coffee cup and I think I’m starting to have paranoid delusions. The fae call to me.

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  • Coins

    Coins

    My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from his travels.

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

    American, the most likely to have collectors value, or at least their official value.

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

    Latin American. Almost all have been superceded by a newer currency, or have been massively devalued. I made sure to grab one coin with each national crest.

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

    European, european possessions, and Japanese.

    Coins. My late Peruvian grandfather was quite the traveling businessman in his day. I found a luggage in his apartment filled with old currency leftover from hi

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  • Fortnite’s new map is too bougie for me

    Fortnite’s new map is too bougie for me

    Gone are the days of scrounging up loot at dilapidated taco joints and rusty playgrounds in Fortnite. Epic Games released a massive new update to the battle royale game this week as part of Chapter 5 Season 1. The patch literally blew up the OG map with a meteor, replacing it with an entirely new, much fancier map. Instead of rough locales like Greasy Groves or Tomato Temple, players now explore palatial manors like Lavish Lair or the manicured vineyards of Pleasant Piazza. Fortnite is basically a fancy European vacation now, and it feels a bit outside my personal budget.

    Developers stuffed the new map with luxurious points of interest. Another example: Grand Glacier, a hotel nestled on a snow-capped mountain that looks like it’s straight out of Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel. If the mountains aren’t your thing, you can head over to the Ritzy Riviera, a picturesque shore-side town with villas nestled into a sloped hillside. At places like Classy Courts, decrypted playgrounds with broken concrete have been replaced with manicured hedges.

    Image: Epic Games

    Call me a traditionalist, but I like to do dumb shit in Fortnite. I personally play as Kakashi from Naruto, and style him with an Among Us backpack as I regale other players with emotes like the Gangnam Style dance. Part of what made me fall in love with Fortnite was the garishness of it all. It’s a bright, cartoony game where you can go fishing with Ariana Grande, then turn around and scuffle with Goku. In the new season, a lot of that whimsy is still there: Peter Griffin is now a skin, and appears as an NPC you can fight. But that tone doesn’t seem to be reflected in the map, which forms a central part of the game.

    It isn’t that previous maps were lacking in high-end locations. Prior to the return of the OG map, Chapter 4 Season 4 added the cyberpunk-inspired Mega City and the sweeping Japanese estates of Kenjutsu Crossing. While Kenjutsu resembles the more elaborate locales in the current iteration of the game, some of those additions still evoked a sort of surrealism: Mega City’s sci-fi elements felt true to the less realistic elements of Fortnite.

    All that said, locations are subject to change with each update. So it’s possible that further meteors or other ill fates might befall some of these fancy locales and bring back some of the good old Fortnite charm — rough hedges and all.

    Ana Diaz

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  • Gobble gobble

    Gobble gobble

    Me and my wife’s first ever attempt at a Thanksgiving meal. We’re calling it our trial run. Never made it before together normally go to other people’s houses which we still are this is just a small thing for me and my family. Hope you all have a good day.

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  • Why I dressed like a Castlevania vampire for an entire year

    Why I dressed like a Castlevania vampire for an entire year

    Goth fashion isn’t new, but fashion associated with the vampire scene has seen a resurgence as the vampire has once again grown in popularity through the success of the 2022 adaptation of Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire, as well as the Castlevania franchise seeing a resurgence with its Netflix series. Once again, the vampire has permeated the mainstream, sinking its fangs into an entirely new generation, coupled with an interest in historical fashion and what this timeless creature has come to represent. In the middle of the COVID-19 pandemic, sometime in 2021, while cleaning out my wardrobe, I decided to dress like I could fit into one of Koji Igarashi’s Castlevania games.

    The look of the vampire is ageless but hard to define. It exists somewhere between Victorian fashion and goth subculture, and has morphed into different subsets and microtrends over the past few decades. It can be black frocks or Tom Cruise’s frilled shirts and brocade vests in 1994’s Interview with the Vampire. It could be one of Ayami Kojima’s gorgeous oil painting illustrations of Alucard and various Belmont family members from the Castlevania series.

    It was my interest in period fashion and various subcultures that brought me to dress like a Castlevania vampire for a year. (That and having disposable income as an adult.) Would I have dressed this way as a teenager? Probably. The modern vampire has often been associated with androgyny, and it’s something I’ve always personally gravitated toward. Naturally, there are also some subsets to this. There is the more industrial goth that is sometimes blended with mid-’80s aesthetics, extremely heavy makeup and all, or the “romantic” goth associated with ruffled shirts, corsets, and modified pieces of Victorian clothing.

    The vampire is associated with so many various interpretations that it’s hard to pin down just what exactly defines it — outside of fangs, odd-colored eyes, and a penchant for the night. (I didn’t end up ordering a pair of fangs — I’m a little too self-conscious about my teeth — but someone else I know wears their pair almost religiously.)

    Photo courtesy of Kazuma Hashimoto

    A close-up photo of the author in a long-sleeved gray shirt and intense black eye makeup

    Photo courtesy of Kazuma Hashimoto

    A painting of Castlevania characters Alucard, Dracula, and others

    Image: Konami

    I scoured the internet for sellers that would provide exactly what I was looking for: linen shirts with ruffles, tightly-laced corsets, leather trousers, knee-high boots, everything I associated with the gorgeous Gothic designs Kojima incorporated in art of characters like Alucard and Mathias Cronqvist, and in one-off illustrations she’s done that feature these ephemeral creatures. I packed my closet with velvet capelets from Dark in Love, scoured secondhand shops for antique Victorian brooches and silk ribbons I would tie my then-shoulder-length hair with. To cement the vampire image, I ordered matte black lipstick to use exclusively on my upper lip, in combination with full-coverage foundation to get that perfectly flawless countenance coined as “vampire skin,” which appeared as a full-blown trend in 2022. Naturally, I also wore colored contacts and heavy eyeliner to further accentuate the look.

    I felt great assembling these outfits, spending the time to practice and perfectly apply my makeup, and walking around in clothing that made me feel extremely comfortable. I would get stopped from time to time by random passersby, but since Germany has a history of a thriving goth subculture and scene, I never received any disparaging remarks. It was all compliments, which further cemented my confidence in walking around dressed to the nines, inspired by one of my favorite artists and game series of all time.

    Many others are drawn to the way the vampire aesthetic lets self-expression and various interests converge. “Being into Victorian fashion, architecture, and even smaller subcultures like Visual Kei when I was a teenager was sort of how I got my start into vampire fashion,” said Storm, a former member of the fang community (slang for vampire communities, or in some cases even clans) when asked about what drew them to the subculture. “My interests in fashion and subculture merged with my nerdiness when I discovered the game Vampire: The Masquerade.”

    A photo of the author carrying a black lace parasol while wearing a black crocheted capelet over a white lace long-sleeved shirt

    Photo courtesy of Kazuma Hashimoto

    A photo of the author in a white lace long-sleeved shirt, a black capelet, black waist cincher, and black pants

    Photo courtesy of Kazuma Hashimoto

    Artwork of Alucard from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

    Image: Konami

    Don Henrie, “The Human Vampire,” was a popular internet personality in the early 2000s, and was even featured in a National Geographic program and appeared on SyFy’s Mad Mad House. He was one of the first glimpses into what bridging the vampire lifestyle and fashion movement was like during that era. There was also the (moderate) success of Queen of the Damned, Van Helsing, and Underworld roughly around the same time. The website VampireFreaks began in 1999, functioning as a MySpace for goths; it still exists today, now as an online shop that sells goth-related apparel and goods.

    This style of fashion has also created a community. “I ended up becoming part of an online community in the early 2000s, which was super into all of the Vampire: The Masquerade clans. It’s actually how a lot of ‘vampire clans’ in the physical world formed,” Storm said. One of the more popular “vampire clans” was featured on Buzzfeed in 2018, where host Selom received her own pair of vampire fangs. Vampire fangs can definitely be a fashion statement; I know a few people who wear them without joining a clan, as they’ve become more accessible through sellers like Kaos Kustom Fangs. But for clan members, it’s more or less a lifestyle they subscribe to. I never joined a clan myself, and only learned the inner workings of them through friends who had participated in the culture, but living in a major metropolitan city meant that I definitely wasn’t alone in dressing outside of the norm. I was friends with former cyber goths, and while they had more or less toned down their looks, they still dressed in mostly all black and gravitated toward voluminous black dresses with heeled boots.

    Having orbited those circles and now seeing the resurgence of vampire media, it feels like the scene is in the middle of an upswing. Would I dress like a “vampire” again? The answer is maybe, mostly because where I live now doesn’t accommodate it all that well. (Wearing black velvet in sweltering summer heat doesn’t bode well for anyone.) But it was definitely one of my favorite periods of personal fashion, and a fulfilling period of self-expression. So maybe I’ll throw everything together for a night at the club. Regardless, it’s great to see this subset of goth subculture still alive and well.

    Kazuma Hashimoto

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  • It’s happening!

    It’s happening!

    I got out of prison 4 months ago. I’ve been living with my grandma (God bless her) so I’ve been able to save up some money and this is the first car I’ve ever bought!
    Just wanted to say to y’all to keep your heads up and trust that your effort will pay off in the end. I was riding my bike 15 miles a day to and from work and I was able to pay cash for this car. It was $1200 to get my license reinstated after a federal drug indictment and the car was $3800 after taxes.
    Don’t ever give up! Don’t ever lose hope!

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  • Goodbye my hound.

    Goodbye my hound.

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    Goodbye my hound.. This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times

    This morning I had to have my dog Skelum put down after he suffered a stroke. He had been with me 15 years, helped me through many hard times, saw me get married and has helped me play with and protect my four children.
    Goodbye my faithful hound, my best friend. I’ll always love you.
    I’ll see you in the next place.

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