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  • Going ‘Cuckoo’: Three dud movies

    Going ‘Cuckoo’: Three dud movies

    As someone who has spent a majority of his life writing, acting, rehearsing, and basically doing anything and everything I can to make it into the motion picture industry, I can’t bring myself to be cynical about movies, even while knowing there’s lots of cynicism to spread around.

    While it’s easier now to make a movie than ever before (I can name at least two great movies made on iPhones), it’s still not necessarily a walk in the park to finish one. Every movie that gets made, from the worst of Neal Breen to the best of Francis Ford Coppola, every single finished film is a miracle… some larger than others.

    But a triple feature that I saw in one day was stacked with such bad movies that I felt the twinge of cynicism building behind my exhausted eyes. In fact, I was unable to completely sit through the third movie of my makeshift trilogy.

    In no way do I think we’re living in the nadir of the motion picture industry right now (that was probably the 1950s… and during COVID), I do sometimes think of how amazing it would have been to live through the New Hollywood/American New Wave era of the late ’60s through the early ’80s and how that would have informed my obsession with cinema.

    Even though I don’t think this is the worst period of filmmaking in history, this triple header made me think about maybe, just maybe, not watching all movies.

    I started with Trap, the new film by M. Night Shyamalan and starring a recently returned from hiatus Josh Hartnett. Shyamalan is hit and miss (I wasn’t in love with his most recent Knock at the Cabin, but think he probably gets a lifetime pass for The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable). But Trap is his worst outing since at least The Last Airbender. The concept of a serial killer and his tween daughter at a massive arena concert surrounded by cops is solid enough and should have been an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride.

    Somehow, not only does Shyamalan fail to summon a single second of tension in the entire film, the characters all have ridiculous dialogue. The story becomes more and more ridiculous and the structure falls apart into a messy collage of tropes and cliche.

    Actually, the only thing that really works in Trap is Hartnett, who seems to be having a great time playing against type and using his deep well of charisma to make a creepy serial killer compelling. This movie is so bad it’s exhausting and a little depressing.

    I followed that up with a screening of Cuckoo, a new science fiction/thriller/mystery/absurdist comedy starring Hunter Schafer, who effortlessly carries every frame of the film, even as the plot becomes sillier and, eventually, nonsensical. I was hyped for this one because of its great trailer and my love for Schafer and her co-star Dan Stevens.

    I found the first half of the film very compelling because director Tilman Singer uses some visually hypnotizing formal tricks that pull you through the absurdist horror of the plot and imagery, but once you actually find out what’s going on and why everyone is acting strangely, it’s so ridiculous that the horror and terror inherent in the film up to that point then becomes campy and loses all sense of fear and tension. I found myself laughing at the film instead of with it and that’s a shame. Cuckoo is absolute nonsense and could have been so much more.

    Then I saw Borderlands — a movie that was plagued with so many behind-the-scenes issues that when reshoots started, director Eli Roth wasn’t invited back to actually direct them and was instead replaced by Deadpool director Tim Miller. I’m not a huge fan of Rotten Tomatoes as a source for people to decide on the quality of a movie, but the current score for Borderlands is 7% with an audience score of 50%, both of which seem a little high to me. This might actually be the worst video game movie of all time.

    Cate Blanchett looks like she’s having fun, but Kevin Hart, Ariana Greenblatt, and Jamie Lee Curtis all seem pretty embarrassed. The special effects don’t look finished or even fully rendered, the script is dire, the dialogue grating, and the story is without excitement. I made it 41 minutes into this and then had to bounce and drink away my sorrows.

    I know it’s incredibly unprofessional for me not to have finished a movie I’m reviewing. All I can say is that Borderlands took 41 minutes I could have spent doing something better, like crying myself to sleep or drinking various types of bleach and rating their differing levels of viscosity.

    I don’t know what person these three movies are for, but it isn’t me or anyone else I’ve ever met. Walking out of a movie before it’s over in search of a stiff drink hurt my heart a little. Let’s do better next time.

    Jared Rasic, Last Word Features

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  • Cate Blanchett Explains Why She’s In The Borderlands Movie

    Cate Blanchett Explains Why She’s In The Borderlands Movie

    Image: Lionsgate / Gearbox

    It always seemed a bit weird that famed, Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett decided to be a part of the Borderlands live-action movie. Now we know the story of how this odd casting happened and it seems we can blame covid-19.

    In May 2020 it was first reported that Blanchett was in talks to star in the upcoming Borderlands movie. Directed by Eli Roth and also starring Jack Black and Kevin Hart, the live-action adaptation of Gearbox’s popular looter shooter series seemed like a strange choice for the renowned actress. What was it about the troubled development of Borderlands and Lilith—her character in the film—that attracted Blanchett? Some theorized she was looking for a big paycheck. Others suggested she was secretly a Borderlands sicko. But the actual truth is that during the pandemic lockdowns, being cooped up and not working started taking a toll on her, and she took the job.

    As explained in a new online excerpt from a feature about the Borderlands film in Empire, Blanchett says that she enjoys “crazy” roles that people wouldn’t expect her to take. However, she also suggested a bit of “covid madness” was involved as well.

    “I was spending a lot of time in the garden, using the chainsaw a little too freely. My husband said, ‘This film could save your life,’” said Blanchett.

    IGN / Lionsgate

    Funnily enough, the previously mentioned report claiming she was in talks to star in the film (which ended up being accurate) was from May 2020, just a few months into the global lockdowns happening due to the pandemic. So this all tracks. Honestly, it makes more sense now that she said yes to Borderlands because she was stuck in her house for months and was losing her mind.

    According to Empire, to get prepared for the role Blanchett got a PS5 and started playing the games. She also got “absorbed” into the Borderlands community, looking at cosplayers and super fans online. And hey, she seems to have had a good time making the film, telling Empire: “The gun-slinging stuff was so much fun.” So that’s nice. Now, I wonder if Jamie Lee Curtis—who is also in Borderlands—can similarly blame Covid-19 for taking the role.

    Borderlands hits theaters on August 9 and uh…it doesn’t look good.

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    Zack Zwiezen

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  • Thanksgiving: The Kickoff of Greed Season, Or: Eli Roth Gives America a Bitter Reflection of Itself in Ultimate Holiday Horror Movie

    Thanksgiving: The Kickoff of Greed Season, Or: Eli Roth Gives America a Bitter Reflection of Itself in Ultimate Holiday Horror Movie

    In 2021, a horror-comedy called Black Friday was released to little fanfare. For, while its premise was solid, its execution was decidedly wobbly. When Eli Roth created the fake trailer for a slasher movie called Thanksgiving to be included in Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse double feature, released in 2007, perhaps he couldn’t have known that Black Friday would set the stage for the entire premise of the real movie. One that he realized, after seeing how well-received the fake trailer was, needed to be fleshed out and developed. For those few who might have had high hopes for the Devon Sawa-starring Black Friday, Thanksgiving does exactly what it couldn’t manage: makes a commentary on humanity’s capitalistic grotesqueries cresting at the outset of the lump of end-of-year holidays that begins with Thanksgiving (and, to confirm, the American tradition of post-Thanksgiving hyper-consumerism has spread throughout the world ever since the Cold War ended and the statement, “We all live in America now” took hold once capitalism “won” and communism “lost”). 

    Although Christmas is usually the holiday to get the most attention/play (ergo, an entire film genre centered around it that simply doesn’t exist for Thanksgiving), it is with the phenomenon of Black Friday—its own kind of American holiday—that the “season of giving” truly commences. Even as it ultimately means taking from everyone by plundering Mother Earth of its valuable and increasingly precious resources. And yes, it just so happens that Black Friday has become synonymous with Thanksgiving as the corporate overlords have seen fit to keep their stores open on Thursday night for those feeling ambitious enough after stuffing their faces and entering a tryptophan coma to buy some useless shit to give to their loved ones at Christmas. 

    Roth saw the empty space where Thanksgiving movies ought to be, lamenting that, after Halloween, it’s all family-oriented Christmas movies that get shoved down your throat. As a year-round horror fan, Roth couldn’t abide seeing this obvious lack in the holiday movie genre, especially with Thanksgiving being the emotionally tense, rife-with-carving-knives day that it is. To Roth, the real question was: how could someone not have seen how perfect it was for a horror movie premise until he came along? 

    In fact, long before the fake trailer he directed for Grindhouse, the blueprint for the movie was already there. Having grown up in Newton, Massachusetts, just forty-five minutes away from Plymouth, so-called birthplace of Thanksgiving and the location where Roth, naturally, chooses to set his stage (or table, if you prefer), the director was subjected to his fair share of Thanksgiving enthusiasm. So influenced by the holiday was Roth that, at thirteen, he and his friend, Jeff Rendell (the screenwriter of Thanksgiving), would try to come up with the best Thanksgiving-themed kills (some of which would show up in the eventual movie). In interviews about Thanksgiving, Roth stated things like, “[Thanksgiving] was the only major holiday without a killer” and “Growing up, I dreamed of writing a slasher movie like Scream or Halloween” (to be sure, Plymouth has the distinct feel of “small-town America” in the vein of the fictional Woodsboro or Haddonfield). Filling the void for that type of masked killer to suit Thanksgiving specifically was the role Roth was born for. And part of the reason it took him so long to finish Thanksgiving is because he wanted it to live up to the trailer that was so beloved. After all, it’s a lot of pressure to write a movie that was largely intended as a two-minute lark (on that note, Tarantino and Rodriguez do get a special thank you in the credits for allowing Grindhouse to serve as the launching pad for Thanksgiving). But, in his heart, Roth always carried the story of Thanksgiving. With key pieces and phrases from the trailer also materializing in the film (though sadly, “This holiday season, prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you” doesn’t enter the equation). This includes the punny catchphrase, “This year, there will be no leftovers.” And also, “The table is set.” A part of the voiceover in the trailer that reanimates as an Instagram caption warning the killer’s victims that they’ll be sitting at that table, dead or alive, soon enough. 

    As the voiceover of the fake trailer explains, “In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, the fourth Thursday of November is the most celebrated day of the year.” So celebrated, it seems, that the town even has special masks modeled after famed pilgrim and former governor of Plymouth Colony, John Carver. Needless to say, Roth was delighted to learn that Rendell had unearthed such a serial killer-y name in his research of Plymouth. How could they not take such a gift from the historical gods and use it to their advantage? Especially since no one gets more ardent about Thanksgiving as an “American institution” than Plymouth, where the “first” Thanksgiving took place among English colonists and the Wampanoag tribe. Or rather, that’s the “first” Thanksgiving that Sarah Josepha Hale chose to center the holiday around when advocating for it to become a national one. Unfortunately, there are no Hale masks to complement a John Carver one—that would perhaps be too “busy.” Because if classic slashers like the aforementioned Halloween and Scream have taught us anything, it’s that only one mask can serve as the iconography for a truly memorable horror movie. To that end, there are few things more horrific in America than insatiable consumerism. 

    However, as much as Thanksgiving is a story about the havoc gross consumerism causes, it’s also a story about the rage invoked among the hoi polloi when they see the flagrant privilege of others. For it’s not only bad enough to have privilege, but it’s even worse to flaunt it in front of the rabble. Which is exactly what Jessica Wright’s (Nell Verlaque) friends, Evan (Tomaso Sanelli), Gabby (Addison Rae), Scuba (Gabriel Davenport) and Yulia (Jenna Warren), do when they decide to go on a (not so) “stealth mission” to get Evan a new phone from RightMart, the store Jessica father, Thomas (Rick Hoffman), owns. Because it’s the type of uniquely American “one-stop shop” where you can buy, apparently, lipstick, a phone and a waffle iron. Indeed, the security guard tries to placate the evermore ravenous crowd by shouting, “The store opens in ten minutes, you’ll get your waffle iron!” And it’s true, the first one hundred customers to enter the store are promised a free waffle iron. The kind of promotion that corporate management never seems to understand will backfire spectacularly. 

    Thomas, the “big man in charge,” certainly doesn’t seem to, explaining to his family, “You know, we always do the, uh, midnight Black Friday, but people were showing up at six p.m. anyway, so…” When he’s complimented for his business acumen, Thomas insists, “Yeah well credit my beautiful finacée over there, it was her idea.” The “beautiful fiancée” in question is Kathleen (Karen Cliche…quite a name, by the way), the Meredith Blake-esque figure in Jessica’s life. And, from the moment we see their first exchange together, it’s clear they have a contentious rapport, with Kathleen criticizing Jessica’s sartorial choice and Jessica reminding her that she’s in her own house. “Don’t you mean ‘our house’ now?” Kathleen ripostes. But no, Jessica does not mean that, and it makes Kathleen’s fate all the more apropos (particularly as she was also the credited “brainchild” for opening the store on Thanksgiving instead of waiting until actual Black Friday. But, as RightMart employee Mitch Collins [Ty Olsson] puts it, “Let’s face it, Black Friday starts on a Thursday now. Even in Plymouth.”). Kathleen’s fate, as a matter of fact, was one foretold in the fake trailer from Grindhouse. Along with the shudder-inducing memory of the trampoline scene that also reappears in Thanksgiving. So, too, does a bloody parade scene—this one, of course, being much more polished. 

    It is during the Thanksgiving Parade that one might be the most convinced they know who the killer is. And throughout the tale, Roth and Rendell do manage to keep viewers guessing about who “John Carver” might be, just as it is the case in Scream with Ghostface. Though, the specific motive behind it isn’t as exciting as the general reason for why “John Carver” would go to all this trouble to, let’s say, set such an elaborate table. For when he finally gathers them all together, he explains why he only left this sect of his targets alive, shaming, “It wasn’t enough to get in the store early. You had to taunt everyone outside to show them how special you were.” Now, he plans to show the rest of the world just how special they truly are by livestreaming their murders (something about that smacking of Spree starring Joe Keery). Thus, insisting, “Every year, people will watch this video and think of your greed, and the people who died from it.” Of course, that’s a fitting “double meaning” kind of statement for a holiday that still largely ignores the greed of the colonizers who pillaged Native Americans’ land and killed them for it. All neatly repositioned and marketed as a day of coming together and forgetting about “differences” (caused by the bloodlusting avarice of “mild-mannered” pilgrims). 

    What the killer seems to underestimate is the collective short-term memory of the masses, which will soon allow them to go back to their regularly-scheduled, violent Black Friday competing next year (for online shopping hasn’t eradicated the physical contact sport that this “holiday” continues to invoke). Thus, his revenge, served too hot, as it were, proves to be rather unsatisfying for him on multiple levels by Thanksgiving’s conclusion. Because, once Gordon Gekko verbalized what Americans had been thinking all along—“Greed is good”—there was never going to be any unteaching of that message.

    Genna Rivieccio

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  • Eli Roth’s ‘Thanksgiving’ Reminds Us Black Friday Is a Real-Life Horror Film

    Eli Roth’s ‘Thanksgiving’ Reminds Us Black Friday Is a Real-Life Horror Film

    Eli Roth’s holiday slasher Thanksgiving premiered on November 17, 2023, and offers horror fans a gory grindhouse feast. However, it goes a bit deeper than a standard slasher with a light socio-political message, reminding viewers that Black Friday is a real-life horror film.

    Thanksgiving follows the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, one year after it was rattled by tragedy. The prior year, a Black Friday crowd waiting for a shop to open got out of control, resulting in a bloody riot that cost three people their lives and left others critically injured. On the anniversary of the incident, a man dressed as John Carver (voiced by Adam MacDonald) begins massacring residents of Plymouth who were present or involved in the riot.

    While Thanksgiving‘s opening scene of the riot definitely ramps up the violence and gore for the shock factor, there is an element of truth to the depiction. Black Friday has become a notorious “holiday” that represents everything wrong with capitalism and consumer culture. There have been incidents nearly as gruesome as Thanksgiving‘s riot, as consumers sometimes lose their humanity when it comes to getting the best deal. Instances of shootings, stabbings, and brawls tend to arise on this date, and there is at least one recorded trampling death from a Black Friday stampede. So it’s not surprising Roth’s film has something to say about this holiday.

    Thanksgiving was inspired by Black Friday

    (TriStar Pictures)

    In an interview with Yahoo! Entertainment, Roth confirmed that Black Friday was part of his inspiration for Thanksgiving. He pointed out that there’s an element of “absurdity” to the shopping holiday that was perfect for a slasher movie. After all, Thanksgiving and Black Friday take place back to back, and, in theory, they couldn’t be more different. Thanksgiving is associated with gratitude, love, and family, while Black Friday is all about greed and material things. Roth stated, “The holidays are about being thankful, and [people saying] ‘I’m so thankful for what I have and thankful for my health and family.’ And then two hours later, people are killing each other for a flatscreen TV or a waffle iron!”

    It makes sense to witness the chaos of Black Friday and conjure a horror film where consumers lose control. However, Thanksgiving goes a little deeper by having this be the event that sparks a series of revenge killings. The mysterious killer clearly wants everyone to pay for the riot. Still, some of his targets aren’t entirely at fault. Is it acceptable to blame a storeowner or employees for how customers behave? It’s easy to watch the film and condemn the actions of the unruly crowd, but who is really at fault in circumstances like these?

    The idea of Black Friday didn’t just appeal to Roth because of the absurdity but also because it is a dark representation of capitalism. He stated, “It’s not even that it’s about [customers’] greed. It’s the greed at the top level that forces people into these gladiator games. That’s the real sickness that’s underneath it — it’s not that the people are greedy, it’s that people are forced to do this because they’re not paid enough money and there’s no middle class anymore. On a subconscious level, that’s what’s disturbing to all of us: We’re all forced into this rat race of fighting over things that we think we need by overlords that are just the ones getting rich from it.”

    Roth makes an excellent point that the horror elements of Black Friday aren’t that customers get unruly. It’s the whole notion of the holiday overall. This “holiday” was really just manufactured by the wealthy, who decided to make it an annual tradition for their underpaid, overworked employees to have to cut their holiday short and work double shifts immediately after Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, all these retail tycoons know that dangling one day a year where deals are at their best will lure in massive crowds because, for many struggling to make a livable wage, it’s the only day of the year they can afford these things.

    That’s where the desperation comes in and sometimes leads to the same people who condemn the holiday still being unable to refrain from playing the twisted “game” of the upper class. There’s no better premise for a holiday horror film than that.

    (featured image: TriStar Pictures)

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    Rachel Ulatowski

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  • Craig Mazin Removes His Name From ‘Borderlands’ Adaptation

    Craig Mazin Removes His Name From ‘Borderlands’ Adaptation

    By its very nature, Borderlands is crass. It’s gross. It’s immature. The humor in the game sounds like it came out of a 9th-grade boy’s locker room… And that’s why people love it.

    According to World of Reel, script writer Craig Mazin (Last of Us co-writer and co-creator) has changed his film credit to pseudonym Joe Crombie. It’s an old practice meant to remove films the creator doesn’t like from their resume, similar to the use of Alan Smithee.

    Mazin cut his teeth writing scripts for films such as Scary Movie 3 and The Hangover Part II, meaning this kind of fare shouldn’t be too tough for him to conjure up. Perhaps the issue is that Mazin has been busy writing much more serious projects since then, like Chernobyl or The Last Of Us. Perhaps it just has something to do with the fact that the plots for first-person shooters tend to be fairly flimsy. Either way, things aren’t going well.

    The Borderlands adaptation has been in the oven for a long time. It was first announced in 2015, and the principal photography for the project wrapped back in 2021. That same year, the cast was announced and we got pictures of them in costume. Ever since then, there have really been no developments whatsoever. That kind of thing is never a good sign. We should have at least a trailer or a release date or something along those lines by now.

    Multiple writers have been brought on since the film started. Eli Roth, Craig Mazin, Zak Olkewics, Aaron Berg, Oren Uziel, Juel Taylor, Tony Rettenmaier, Chris Bremner, Gary Ross, and Sam Levinson have all taken a stab at the script. Not only that but numerous rewrites and reshoots have taken place since then.

    The film is technically still in the works, but no news on when we can expect to hear more.

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