Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones’ Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is 5-foot-8, the average weight is 116, and the average vital stats are 38-24-36.
TEXTS FROM DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS
- 1. – KHLOE CISCO – My boyfriend says that he doesn’t like the way my ass cheeks stick out of my micro shorts, but he can just get over it.
- 2. – TRACI TUPELO – The rumor that I’m pregnant with Dak Prescott’s baby is not true. He has never even seen me naked.
- 3. – LOLITA LULING – I just want to emphasize that my 38-D tits are real. They are not store-bought.
- 4. –RITA RHETT – Contrary to a rumor mill fallacy, I was not gang-banged in high school by my high school basketball team.
- 5. – ASHLEY LITTLEBUSH – Yes, it is a fact that my bikini bush is trimmed in the shaped of a Dallas Cowboy star.
- 6. – MAUREEN McCOY – Jerry (Jones) has asked me out four times – but I do not date married men.